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So you-- you took a chance
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on being happy, even though
you knew that later on
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you would be sad.
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Yeah.
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And now... you're sad.
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Yeah.
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So...
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What, what, what's the problem?
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I'm too sad.
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Look, I...
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I liked the feeling of being in
love with her, I liked it.
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But now she's gone
and I miss her and it sucks.
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And I didn't think it
was gonna be this bad,
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and I feel like,
why even be happy,
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if it's just gonna lead to this?
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It's wasn't-- it wasn't
worth it.
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Boy, misery is wasted
on the miserable.
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What?
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You know, I'm not...
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...entirely sure what
your name is,
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but you are a classic idiot.
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You think spending time with
her, kissing her,
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having fun with her, you think
that's what it was all about?
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That was love?
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Yeah.
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This is love, missing her.
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Because she's gone,
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wanting to die,
you're... so lucky.
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You're like a walking poem.
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Would you rather be some
kind of a... a fantasy?
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Some kind of
a, a, a Disney ride?
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Is that what you want?
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Don't you see, this
is the good part.
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This is what you've been
digging for all this time.
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Now you finally have it
in your hand,
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this sweet nugget of love.
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Sweet, sad love and you
wanna throw it away.
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You've got it all wrong.
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I thought this was the bad part.
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No!
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The bad part is when
you forget her.
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When you don't care about her.
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When you don't
care about anything.
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The bad part is coming
so enjoy the heartbreak
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while you can, for God sakes.
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Pick-- here, pick, pick up
the dog poop, would you please?
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Lucky son of a bitch,
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I haven't had my heart
broken since Marilyn
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walked out on me since
I was... I was 35 years old.
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What I would give to have
that feeling again.
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You know?
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I'm not really sure what
your name is but you,
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you may be
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the single most boring person
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I have ever met.
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No offense, give me
my dog, come here.
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You, you, you've, uh...
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Don't fall down.
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Look, um, look, the last
time that I saw you,
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you told me that you
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were interested
in maybe pursuing
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like a guy, girl thing with...
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Well, so, I was
thinking about it.
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And, uh--
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Oh...
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Oh, so the, the thing
with that lady,
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it didn't work out and now
you've come sniffing around me.
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Is that the basic outline
of... this thing here?
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Yeah, that's basically it.
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Well, sorry.
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Ticket's no longer available.
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That ship has sailed,
the option is closed.
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But you said that
I got under your skin
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and that you were
thinking of us--
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Yeah, that was before,
and you didn't bite.
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The cookie is gone.
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Jesus, why are you
so mean to me?
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Why do you like it?
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Okay, okay.
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But you said--
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah, you better get that.
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Maybe it's your balls calling
from wherever they went.
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Heh-heh.
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Shut up.
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Hello?
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Hi, Mrs. Frame.
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Okay, that's fine.
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Oh-- what, you--
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Yeah, but you s--
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Oh.
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Yeah, I mean, thanks
for letting me know.
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Yeah.
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Great, great.
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What?
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My-- my babysitter just
cancelled.
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I have two shows tonight
and I have the kids.
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So, I'll watch your girls,
go do your shows.
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Are you being serious?
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Yeah.
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No problem.
Thank you, thank you.
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I don't give
a shit who he is.
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He stole from us and now
he's out there working?
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That's not gonna fly.
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That's what I said.
I'm not tolerating it.
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So what are you gonna do?
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He's -- dead, that's
what I'm doing.
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You wanna go that way?
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Yeah, I wanna go that way.
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He's dead.
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Who do you wanna--
I'll do it myself.
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Meet me there
at 12:00 and, uh,
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you can help me get rid of him.
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Your face!
Shut up, shut up, Jesus!
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Oh!
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How many people here--
okay, by applause,
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think that you are going--
if you're going to heaven,
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applaud if you think
you're going to heaven, anybody?
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Couple of people-- few people.
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Yeah, you think
you're going to heaven?
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How old, how old are you?
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28.
You're 28
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and already...
you're a lock for heaven,
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you're totally--
already at 28.
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You've done enough good in your
ten adult years
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that you couldn't possibly make
a mistake that's gonna--
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Oh, no, that's--
well, enjoy it.
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I hope you like-- I don't think
there's a heaven.
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I think there may be a God
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but I don't think
there's a heaven.
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I think that's the best news
you're gonna get.
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When this is over,
is you-- hey, God?
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And He's like, "Yup."
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And you're like,
"Where's heaven?"
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And He's like, "I don't know
who told you that shit.
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"That's crazy.
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"What, you think
I made a whole universe
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"and then a whole
other amazing place
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"forever after that?
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How much do you
want from me?!"
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"So where do I go?"
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"Just stand in this room."
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"I don't like it."
"How do you think I feel?
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I've been here
since 1982."
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I like the idea that there is
a God but only since 1982.
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Like, He started in 1982.
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And what did He even do?
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The "Back to the Future" movies,
uh, He worked on those.
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Otherwise, He's been
pretty much the same.
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I don't know if there is a God.
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That's all I think you
can say, honestly.
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I mean, you could say there is
a God if you believe in it.
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That's-- you could just get to
say it 'cause you believe it.
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You can't argue with
somebody's beliefs.
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"I believe in God."
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"No, you don't."
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"Yes."
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I mean, it's faith, it's not
science, it's faith.
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I envy people who have faith,
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that wake up in the morning
and there He is.
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They're like, "Ooh, hi!
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That's so nice that
you came again today."
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He's always there.
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I don't have that,
I wake up and there's nobody.
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It's just my bad breath
and my garlic penis.
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It's-- it used to be
at least a boner that--
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all right, let's get going.
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But it's just....
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So...
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But I don't think you can say
that there's no God, uh,
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'cause that
takes a lot of--
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boy, that takes a lot
of confidence
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to say, "Nope, there's no--
definitely not a God."
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"How do you know?"
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"Just 'cause, uh...
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"doesn't seem like there's one.
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So... uh, there's
not one."
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How can a human being
think that they know
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that there isn't anything?
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I mean, you're a human--
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you can see for
a hundred yards, tops.
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How could you possibly know...
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God might be right behind you
all the time, just like...
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I think if there is a God,
it's probably not the one
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the way they
describe Him in the Bible.
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They say He's our father
and we're his children.
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That's a weird story.
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He's our father
and we're His children.
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Where is our mother?
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How could we--
how could we not--
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what did He do to our mom?
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Something happened.
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Somewhere in heaven
there's a porch
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with a dead lady under it.
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I think, I think, God-- it was,
uh, if there is a God,
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I'd-- at the-- at
the least, he has an ex-wife.
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Maybe that's what it is,
God's divorced.
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And it's a-- we're in-- like,
this is our weekend with God.
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It feel like a long time,
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but this is just our
weekend with Dad,
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and then he's gonna
take us to Mom's apartment.
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And she's gonna be sitting
there kind of nervous.
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"I made you a cheese sandwich."
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And we're like,
"I don't know you, bitch."
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I think that, uh,
I think that we made God a man
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because we wanted men to be in
charge, so it made sense.
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'Cause it doesn't make
sense that men are in charge.
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It makes sense that women
would be in charge.
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Because your mom is the first
person who takes care of you.
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So how-- you'd have-- it would
just make sense that mothers
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would run the world, and, uh,
they don't-- it's the opposite.
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So we have this weird system of,
uh, you know, men being--
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It's kind of upside down.
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I think the reason is
'cause women were in charge
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long time ago and they were
really mean.
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They were horrible.
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And they would--
you had to walk around naked
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and they'd flick your penis
and laugh at you.
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So we're so scared of them.
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And then finally, one guy
punched a woman
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and she was like, "Whaa!"
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And he's like,
"We can hit them!"
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And then that was it.
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That was it.
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And so now
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we're so afraid
of women, that's why--
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'cause women are really kept
down, uh, even today.
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Uh, a lot of people like to
argue that things are equal,
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but they're really not.
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And American history hasn't
been kind to women.
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Women couldn't vote till
1920, how crazy is that?
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Do you know who
the first President is...
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that women voted for?
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It was Mike Chapritemps,
I don't know.
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Uh, I have no idea, but, uh...
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They couldn't vote till 1920
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which means America
wasn't really
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a democracy until 1920.
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You can't call it a democracy
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if the whole sex
of women can't vote.
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That's-- Jimmy Carter would not
sanction that election.
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That you would
let zero women vote.
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That means American democracy is
really 93 years old.
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That's really how old it is.
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There are people in my building
older than American democracy.
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Women-- until recently, a woman
was just her husband's property.
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Her name was Mrs. Fred Johnson.
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That's what a woman's name was.
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Not even Lori Johnson.
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She was
Mrs. Fred Johnson.
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Like, "What's your name?"
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"Fred Johnson fucks me
occasionally."
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"Really, that's, that's..."
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"Yeah."
255
00:13:34,584 --> 00:13:39,456
Guys used to-- a lot of guys
still beat their wives.
256
00:13:39,524 --> 00:13:43,260
At least now it's frowned upon.
257
00:13:43,328 --> 00:13:46,297
And really, that's about it,
just, hmm, just frowning.
258
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That's what we do about it.
259
00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:50,968
But it was so okay to beat your
wife until so recently,
260
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that there's a kind
of shirt named after it.
261
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,141
We have a kind of shirt
262
00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,177
that we affectionately nicknamed
263
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after beating the shit out of
your helpless, captive wife.
264
00:14:04,849 --> 00:14:06,684
And everybody uses this name.
265
00:14:06,751 --> 00:14:07,818
I was watching
"Good Morning America."
266
00:14:07,886 --> 00:14:08,986
This cute woman was like,
267
00:14:09,054 --> 00:14:11,088
"So I was wearing
a wife beater."
268
00:14:11,156 --> 00:14:14,592
Stop saying it like it doesn't
mean anything.
269
00:14:16,528 --> 00:14:19,997
"I was wearing a wife beater
and child murder shorts.
270
00:14:20,065 --> 00:14:23,634
And I looked so cute!"
271
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:31,442
I told him, I said this is--
272
00:14:31,509 --> 00:14:33,711
this is the last time I will
allow that to happen,
273
00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:35,012
'cause I'm not--
274
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,848
I'm not born to sit there
and listen to that.
275
00:14:39,784 --> 00:14:42,486
Sit there and lie, you know?
276
00:14:42,554 --> 00:14:44,521
That's not why I'm here.
277
00:14:44,589 --> 00:14:48,125
And, and, and I got two weeks to
get it straight, two weeks.
278
00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:51,462
That's, that's like... it's
practically impossible.
279
00:14:51,529 --> 00:14:54,431
You gotta line everything up.
280
00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:56,734
And then-- that's
the last time, I told him.
281
00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:58,736
I said, "That's it,
that's it."
282
00:14:58,803 --> 00:15:00,971
Last straw, you know?
283
00:15:04,976 --> 00:15:08,345
You know, 25 percent of
them are liars,
284
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:10,481
that is a scientific fact.
285
00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:11,815
They're liars, there's
no reason to believe
286
00:15:11,883 --> 00:15:13,617
anything they tell you.
287
00:15:13,685 --> 00:15:15,686
I'm gonna look out for my
own interests.
288
00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:17,921
That's what makes sense to me.
289
00:15:17,989 --> 00:15:20,124
You know, I mean, you know, I'm
not gonna sit there
290
00:15:20,191 --> 00:15:22,059
and let them keep
talking to me like that
291
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:24,928
and lying to everybody, right?
292
00:15:24,996 --> 00:15:28,098
I'm gonna, you know-- there's
only so much I can take.
293
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,900
They pushed me too far.
294
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:31,922
And too far is too far.
295
00:16:07,851 --> 00:16:10,201
Please don't start
jerking off, I'm awake.
296
00:16:11,146 --> 00:16:12,880
Um...
297
00:16:15,411 --> 00:16:17,645
Hey.
298
00:16:17,713 --> 00:16:20,214
Um, was everything
okay with the kids?
299
00:16:20,282 --> 00:16:22,383
No, they're both dead.
300
00:16:26,722 --> 00:16:27,722
I'll see you later.
301
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,857
Okay, well...
302
00:16:29,925 --> 00:16:32,160
Your kids are great, by the way.
303
00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,462
They're both better than...
Jesus.
304
00:16:34,530 --> 00:16:35,697
Well, I--
305
00:16:35,764 --> 00:16:37,732
No, no, stupid.
All right, I'm sorry.
306
00:16:39,635 --> 00:16:40,535
Listen, I, uh...
307
00:16:40,602 --> 00:16:42,337
What are you coming ov--?
308
00:16:42,404 --> 00:16:44,238
Look, no, no,
it's oh-- I just...
309
00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:46,374
Okay, well, bye, now.
310
00:16:46,442 --> 00:16:47,375
Pamela.
311
00:16:47,443 --> 00:16:49,043
No, bye-bye.
312
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:50,044
Bye, now.
313
00:16:50,112 --> 00:16:51,112
Pamela.
314
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,213
Louie--
I just wanna--
315
00:16:52,281 --> 00:16:54,182
I'm really late for...
316
00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:56,317
not being in here right now.
317
00:16:56,385 --> 00:16:58,052
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
look, listen, I'm, I'm--
318
00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,722
What, no, no-no-no!
319
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:02,256
Just--
No!
320
00:17:02,324 --> 00:17:03,257
Come on, come on.
321
00:17:03,325 --> 00:17:05,193
No.
322
00:17:05,260 --> 00:17:07,495
Come on.
No.
323
00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:08,496
Come on.
324
00:17:08,564 --> 00:17:09,697
Just--
325
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:12,633
No, I don't like that.
326
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,402
I just--
327
00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:16,571
Oh, my God!
328
00:17:16,638 --> 00:17:19,407
This would be rape if you
weren't so stupid!
329
00:17:19,475 --> 00:17:22,977
God, you can't even rape well.
330
00:17:27,616 --> 00:17:30,485
Hey, listen to me-- hey.
331
00:17:30,552 --> 00:17:32,153
Look at me.
332
00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:33,821
Please?
333
00:17:36,325 --> 00:17:39,293
You-- you said you
wanted to do something with me.
334
00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:42,797
And I don't believe you
that the ship has sailed.
335
00:17:45,601 --> 00:17:47,769
See? You want
to do some--
336
00:17:47,836 --> 00:17:51,439
you wanna try something but you
don't... know-- you can't,
337
00:17:51,507 --> 00:17:54,409
for some reason, you can't.
338
00:17:54,476 --> 00:17:58,112
So I'm gonna take control.
339
00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:01,115
And I'm gonna make
something happen.
340
00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,785
You said you wanted to be--
do-- be in a thing.
341
00:18:05,654 --> 00:18:08,189
Yeah, but does kissing
have to be in it?
342
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:10,858
Yeah, that's 'cause people,
that's a people-- do that.
343
00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:12,894
People do that, okay?
344
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,996
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna
kiss you now.
345
00:18:15,064 --> 00:18:16,364
Ew.
346
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:21,369
Okay, I'm gonna--
Maybe, I don't know.
347
00:18:21,437 --> 00:18:23,571
I'm gonna do--
I'm gonna do it, okay?
348
00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:24,605
Oh.
349
00:18:24,673 --> 00:18:26,007
Okay.
Hurry up.
350
00:18:26,075 --> 00:18:27,008
Here I go.
351
00:18:37,486 --> 00:18:39,854
Okay.
352
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:42,690
Thank you for...
the that.
353
00:18:47,062 --> 00:18:48,396
Sorry.
354
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:49,697
Okay, bye now.
355
00:18:56,839 --> 00:18:57,905
Yes.
356
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,811
Okay, where are we now?
357
00:19:15,879 --> 00:19:17,579
What?
358
00:19:17,647 --> 00:19:19,348
Where are we?
359
00:19:19,415 --> 00:19:22,150
On the bus.
360
00:19:22,218 --> 00:19:25,120
Lily, you're gonna be taking
this bus alone soon.
361
00:19:25,188 --> 00:19:27,556
You need to be aware.
362
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,691
What if the bus
broke down right now?
363
00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:31,439
And you had to get off,
where would you be?
364
00:19:31,494 --> 00:19:33,795
It didn't break down
so it's fine.
365
00:19:33,863 --> 00:19:37,165
Just, please,
look out the window.
366
00:19:37,233 --> 00:19:38,367
We're at 23rd Street.
367
00:19:38,434 --> 00:19:39,601
Good.
So?
368
00:19:39,669 --> 00:19:42,604
Okay, so... so what
street is your school on?
369
00:19:42,672 --> 00:19:43,772
28.
370
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,807
28, okay, so if
you're at 23rd Street
371
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:47,315
and you have to
get to 28th Street...
372
00:19:47,377 --> 00:19:49,578
Daddy, is Pamela lady
your girlfriend now?
373
00:19:51,247 --> 00:19:53,015
What?
374
00:19:53,082 --> 00:19:54,149
Is Pamela your girlfriend?
375
00:19:58,054 --> 00:20:00,088
No.
376
00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,156
But...
377
00:20:01,224 --> 00:20:03,625
Who's gonna pick us up
from school today?
378
00:20:03,693 --> 00:20:04,826
Your--
379
00:20:04,894 --> 00:20:07,462
Your mom.
380
00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,797
Daddy.
What?
381
00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:10,165
Is Pamela your girlfriend now?
382
00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:15,837
Listen, girls...
383
00:20:15,905 --> 00:20:17,839
Okay, when you're with me...
384
00:20:17,907 --> 00:20:18,941
Yeah?
385
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:20,742
And then you're with your mom,
386
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:24,313
and you talk about
when you were with me.
387
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,415
You want us to lie
to Mom about Pamela.
388
00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:36,258
Jesus Christ, hey,
buddy, hey, hey!
389
00:20:36,326 --> 00:20:37,693
Don't spit on the bus,
what's wrong with you?
390
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,861
Come on, shut up, man.
391
00:20:39,929 --> 00:20:43,532
No, I won't, you're-- this is
a community bus, you don't spit.
392
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,867
I thought I said shut up, you
trying to disrespect me?
393
00:20:45,935 --> 00:20:47,636
I-- yes, I am,
because you spit.
394
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,504
Stay over there, man.
I am over here and that's a disgusting...
395
00:20:49,572 --> 00:20:51,006
Hey, hey, hey!
396
00:20:51,074 --> 00:20:52,474
Hey, what's the commotion
back there?!
397
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,911
Yo, this guy back here
spit on the bus, man.
398
00:20:55,979 --> 00:20:57,813
Don't spit on my bus!
399
00:21:06,601 --> 00:21:16,663
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