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(man)
woo!
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(spectators booing)
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Well, hurricanejasmine forsythe
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Has been wreaking havocin the south,
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Packing winds of1,600 miles per while
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And gust up to four.
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Damage from the stormis so far
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Estimated atupwards of thrumple
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Dinuziti dollarsand 18 cents.
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Storm center expertssay there's
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A 70-10 percent chance
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Jasmine forsythe will makelandfall in new york.
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Weather guy,
what can we expect
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From jasmine forsythe
now that cuba's gone?
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Well, now, cuba is nottechnically gone.
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It's still there, butit's under the ocean now.
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Now, as we focuson florida...
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(girl)
check!
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(violin music)
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(speaking foreign language)
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These are hot, careful.
Thank you.
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Hmm.
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(woman)
what your daughter jane is going through
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Is rare but understandable.
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It sounds like
jane has very
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High activity brain.
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The framework of school
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And activities that can
stimulate most children,
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She just finds constricting
and frustrating.
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Yeah, that sounds like--
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We know this about jane,
but what can we do about it?
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Well, I'm sure
you know by now
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As parents that
there's not
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A solution to
every problem your
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Kids are gonna have.
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Some struggles are good.
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Jane is going
through a lot,
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But how she copes
with it is going
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To define her strengths
down the road.
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See, that's what I think.
We're moving toward
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Putting her in
a private school.
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Well, you're moving towards...
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What would you recommend?
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Well...
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Let me ask you.
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How did she cope
with your divorce?
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You know, I guess better
than lilly did.
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Lilly had a harder time
and...
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I mean, now they're
both pretty well adjusted.
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No.
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I would say
the opposite is true.
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Lilly already had
some coping skills,
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But jane was too young,
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And she's only
just now facing
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A lot of the issues
that lilly had
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A chance to deal with.
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So-- so when you
were divorced,
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How young was
jane at the time?
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She was three.
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Three, oh, that is very young.
Yeah.
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And lilly was... Six?
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So were they close?
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(screaming)
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Why aren't my kids together?
Yes.
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To ask questions, you know.
Yes, of course.
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I just explained it the best
way I could, but it's hard...
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Yes, it is, and it must
have been hard on you.
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...To explain it
to a three year old.
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It was. Yeah,
it was definitely hard on me.
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Very.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
So...
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How do you find balancing
your work schedule
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And your time with the kids?
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Well, I-- it works out
pretty well, because--
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See, my feeling is that
jane and lilly need to be moved
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To a better
learning environment,
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But I'm getting
a lot of resistance
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From their father.
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Their father,
who's that?
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Where's he at?
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Oh, that's right,
he's here,
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He's right here
inside my face.
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That was hostile.
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What, what I said is--?
What about--
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You mean the look
on her face, right?
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No, please don't, louie.
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Please don't do it here.
Don't what?
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Don't start here.
Don't what?
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We're here for jane.
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I don't... Want to
deal with that.
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I'm sorry, okay?
Mm-hmm.
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I'm kinda sorry.
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Look, what school
jane goes to,
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Lilly goes to,
isn't going to
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Make the critical difference.
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What is a deal breaker
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Is their parents
getting along or not.
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Divorced or married,
the fact is,
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If there's harmony
between parents,
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The kids are happy,
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And if their isn't,
they are not.
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How have you two
been getting along?
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The thing is,
we were fine.
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For a while, like,
for years
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After we separated.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Uh-huh.
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And then things got worse?
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Yep.
Yeah, they did.
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That's hard.
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So, okay.
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Whose fault is it?
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That's right.
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That's what I'm asking.
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You guys were
getting along
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And now it's
just degenerating.
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Who do you think
is at fault?
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Well, that makes
it pretty clear.
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Then it's
your responsibility.
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Yes.
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I said it's
her responsibility.
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It's your fault.
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So it's your responsibility
to fix it,
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Because you can't.
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Because your feelings
are not in control.
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You are very emotional
about your children.
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Janet, on the other hand,
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Is very practical
and less guided
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By her feelings.
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Can we leave now while
this feels kinda even?
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What does she cost?
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$800 for the two hours.
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Oh, my god.
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Yeah, I mean,
for that kind of money,
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We could pay to
have jane killed.
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(janet laughing)
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Hey, listen.
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You know, we can--
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We can do this.
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You know, we just gotta--
can we just--
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Let's get back on track.
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I mean, we're--
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We're a good team.
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I'm willing to try anything
you want to consider.
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I just-- let's not do that
again, all right?
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Yes, I agree.
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I mean, we used to be
so smooth with this.
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I guess I just didn't figure
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That life after
divorce has its
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Ups and downs like
a marriage has.
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Yeah, wow.
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It's like a whole
other relationship
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To manage, right.
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Whew.
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Anyway, I've been
going through
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My shit and that's--
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I know that's contributing
to the problem, so.
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Hey, what's with the new
girlfriend, by the way?
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Girlfriend?
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Amia?
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The girls never stop
talking about her.
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Oh, somebody's in love.
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Well...
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Louie, that's so great.
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Oh, my god.
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That makes me really happy.
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Oh...
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So tell me it's serious.
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Well, you know, I feel--
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I really like her.
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And...
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But she's leaving.
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She's leaving?
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Yeah, she's going
back to hungary.
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She was only here
for a month and--
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Well, now, like,
ten days or so.
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Yeah, she's leaving,
back to hungary.
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For how long?
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Ever, I mean,
for good.
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She's not-- you know,
that's where she lives.
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I just-- we've just
been hanging out.
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Wait, I don't understand.
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Okay, well, she's
my neighbor's niece.
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My neighbor is
this old lady
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From hungary
and her niece...
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Amia came to help
her come back there,
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So she's got, like, a son
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And a career there.
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It's not--
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We just like each other
and we've been...
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Spending time together
while she's here.
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Well, shit, marry her.
Make her stay.
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It's not really
an option.
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Why, what's so big about
her life back in hungary?
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Well, I don't know
if you noticed,
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But the economy is shit
here right now and...
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And I don't really know,
entirely honestly,
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Because we don't really
communicate.
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She doesn't speak
english at all.
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She doesn't speak english?
None.
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At all?
No.
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We just-- but we
communicate, we have,
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Like, a rapport,
it's really nice.
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But she's leaving, so.
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This isn't right.
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What?
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You had this
woman hanging
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Around with the kids
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And you're getting
close to her
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And they're
spending time with her
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And then she's leaving?
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Yeah.
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So?
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Well, how are
the girls gonna
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Feel when the rug
is pulled out?
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They're gonna be sad.
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So am I.
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We're enjoying her company
while she's here
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And then we're all
gonna miss her.
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You know,
janet, people--
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Sometimes you're
supposed to be sad.
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It's okay,
it's the flipside,
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And it's actually good.
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Yeah, you want
your kids to be sad?
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No.
Well, yes.
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If it's 'cause
they love somebody.
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Hey, you know,
you don't get to do this.
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This isn't--
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You don't get to--
I don't--
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You're with patrick
and I don't run that down.
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I don't pick that apart.
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Okay, so you want to talk
about me and patrick?
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Go ahead.
Okay, fine.
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Well, you guys
are pretty solid.
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And the girls love him.
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He seems like
a great guy and...
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Your relationship
has brought a lot of
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Stability to their lives
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That they lost
when we broke up,
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So, yeah.
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He smells like kale.
Okay, listen.
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I don't care who you
spend your time with.
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If you want to shack up
with some european chick--
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It's not like that.
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That's your business.
It's not like that.
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Oh, wait a minute.
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You're not even
(bleep) her?
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, come on, louie.
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Can't you just figure out
how to live a life already?
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
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I gotta go.
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(distant music blaring)
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me and no one else
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just give it all to me
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just give it all to me
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one taste
just say hello
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I need to fill
my lovin' cup
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(woman)
god damn it, those people are loud.
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Louie, can you please call
the front desk and complain.
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I don't want to call
the front desk,
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Why don't you
call the front desk?
265
00:12:47,035 --> 00:12:48,702
'cause you're the man.
266
00:12:48,704 --> 00:12:52,239
That's stupid.
267
00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:53,673
You're just-- I don't
see why we couldn't have
268
00:12:53,675 --> 00:12:55,542
Just stayed
at my mother's.
269
00:12:55,544 --> 00:12:57,344
'cause I don't want to
sleep in your high school bed,
270
00:12:57,346 --> 00:12:59,212
And I don't want to wake up
to your dad hating me.
271
00:12:59,214 --> 00:13:00,414
Fine, then call
the front desk
272
00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:03,016
And complain, please.
273
00:13:03,018 --> 00:13:05,485
Jesus. Fine.
274
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:12,392
Hi, they're being
crazy loud upstairs
275
00:13:12,394 --> 00:13:14,761
And playing music
and making noise.
276
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,198
What? Okay.
277
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,367
Thanks.
278
00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:22,869
So are they gonna
do something?
279
00:13:22,871 --> 00:13:24,104
No.
280
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:40,120
(distant music playing)
281
00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:54,034
(inaudible speaking)
282
00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:58,805
What?
283
00:14:00,141 --> 00:14:01,308
I said this
is a nightmare.
284
00:14:01,310 --> 00:14:02,742
I'm sorry.
285
00:14:02,744 --> 00:14:04,077
We should have stayed
at your mother's.
286
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:07,047
(distant bells ringing)
287
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,861
What?
288
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:28,268
I'm just...
289
00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:29,769
I'm...
290
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,938
I am--
291
00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:35,175
Ahh.
292
00:14:35,177 --> 00:14:36,743
I'm just
kind of getting...
293
00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:41,114
... Ready to say something.
294
00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:43,850
Okay.
295
00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,852
Okay.
296
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:50,357
So remember that last
big fight that we had?
297
00:14:50,359 --> 00:14:51,625
When it got really bad
298
00:14:51,627 --> 00:14:55,529
And I said that
I wanted a divorce?
299
00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:58,798
Yeah?
300
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,300
And remember
how we made up?
301
00:15:00,302 --> 00:15:03,470
Or, you know,
we didn't--
302
00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:06,373
We didn't actually make up.
We just--
303
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:10,310
Just time went on
and eventually
304
00:15:10,312 --> 00:15:12,646
Things went back to normal,
305
00:15:12,648 --> 00:15:14,481
And you know,
we never really
306
00:15:14,483 --> 00:15:16,983
Addressed the fact that
I had said that.
307
00:15:16,985 --> 00:15:20,186
Yeah?
And it had happened before, too.
308
00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:22,222
You know,
you had said that,
309
00:15:22,224 --> 00:15:24,357
About divorce.
310
00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:27,160
Yeah.
311
00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:28,995
Oh...
312
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:32,232
So what if,
right now,
313
00:15:33,401 --> 00:15:34,668
When it's calm, like--
314
00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:36,670
You know, when we're not--
315
00:15:36,672 --> 00:15:40,507
You know,
we're not fighting.
316
00:15:40,509 --> 00:15:44,511
What if we say that now?
317
00:15:44,513 --> 00:15:45,712
What if we say...
318
00:15:45,714 --> 00:15:47,013
I...
319
00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:49,749
Want a divorce?
Want a divorce.
320
00:15:54,188 --> 00:15:56,356
Wow.
I'm just saying--
321
00:15:56,358 --> 00:15:58,692
I'm just saying, like,
what if we just say it
322
00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:00,694
And just see how it sounds,
323
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:04,698
You know, like,
without fighting.
324
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,767
What if we do say it?
325
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,279
I mean, louie,
it's been hard for, like...
326
00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:22,182
... A year.
327
00:16:23,384 --> 00:16:24,818
Yeah, it has.
328
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,989
And you know what?
329
00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:34,227
Look, we've been
married two years.
330
00:16:34,229 --> 00:16:35,328
We don't have any kids.
331
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:41,568
We could get out now
and it'd be okay.
332
00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:43,136
Uh-huh.
333
00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:50,243
Instead of divorcing
out of anger.
334
00:16:50,245 --> 00:16:51,745
We could divorce
out of--
335
00:16:51,747 --> 00:16:52,912
Out of-- out of--
out of--
336
00:16:52,914 --> 00:16:54,714
You know,
out of kindness.
337
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,832
(laughing)
338
00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,004
Who are you gonna date?
339
00:17:18,006 --> 00:17:20,440
I don't know.
Yes, you do, come on.
340
00:17:20,442 --> 00:17:23,276
Come on, tell me, who.
341
00:17:23,278 --> 00:17:25,011
Scarlet.
342
00:17:25,013 --> 00:17:26,279
Ew!
343
00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:27,947
What?
Louie!
344
00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:30,450
Oh, I am so glad
I'm divorcing you.
345
00:17:30,452 --> 00:17:31,951
She's a bag for me to...
346
00:17:31,953 --> 00:17:34,621
That's who you are?
... Have sex with.
347
00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:38,458
Flesh bag.
348
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:39,993
Well, what about you?
349
00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:41,961
Huh?
Nobody.
350
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:43,163
Oh...
351
00:17:43,165 --> 00:17:44,631
Uh-uh, seriously, nobody.
352
00:17:44,633 --> 00:17:46,633
Uh-uh, you were
my last man.
353
00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:49,202
All right, yeah.
Or woman.
354
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,975
Can I just--
355
00:17:55,977 --> 00:17:59,679
Do you want to have
sex one last time?
356
00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:02,816
Like, not even take
our clothes off?
357
00:18:02,818 --> 00:18:05,485
You mean, like,
you want to make love?
358
00:18:05,487 --> 00:18:07,887
No, I mean, like,
359
00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:10,390
We're walking out
of the theater,
360
00:18:10,392 --> 00:18:11,991
At the door,
361
00:18:11,993 --> 00:18:14,661
Look back,
light switch at hand,
362
00:18:14,663 --> 00:18:16,696
Memories.
363
00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:18,665
And then we,
like, walk out,
364
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:20,867
Like when they let...
365
00:18:20,869 --> 00:18:23,169
The autistic kid,
like, get a touchdown.
366
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,337
Mkay.
367
00:18:24,339 --> 00:18:25,572
Like, just one last time.
Okay.
368
00:18:25,574 --> 00:18:27,874
Just for the record.
Okay.
369
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:30,110
Yeah?
Yeah, come on.
370
00:18:35,516 --> 00:18:37,083
Uh.
371
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:44,023
All right, you ready?
Oh, yeah.
372
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:46,192
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
373
00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:49,195
Ready?
Last time.
374
00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:50,864
Here we go.
375
00:18:50,866 --> 00:18:54,768
Ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha!
376
00:18:54,770 --> 00:18:56,903
What's the matter?
377
00:18:56,905 --> 00:18:59,372
You okay?
Nothing!
378
00:18:59,374 --> 00:19:01,074
I'm coming!
379
00:19:01,076 --> 00:19:02,375
Really?
380
00:19:02,377 --> 00:19:04,377
Yes!
Oh!
381
00:19:04,379 --> 00:19:06,412
Oh, my god!
382
00:19:06,414 --> 00:19:07,714
I am, too!
383
00:19:07,716 --> 00:19:09,883
Oh!
Oh!
384
00:19:09,885 --> 00:19:11,217
Oh!
385
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:12,385
Oh!
386
00:19:12,387 --> 00:19:13,953
Oh!
387
00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,558
(laughing)
388
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,293
Oh.
389
00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:21,795
Oh.
390
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:26,599
Oh.
391
00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:28,101
We did it.
392
00:19:28,103 --> 00:19:31,304
(woman)
that was the best sex we've ever had.
393
00:19:31,306 --> 00:19:32,472
Yeah, it was because...
394
00:19:32,474 --> 00:19:35,241
We knew it was
the last time.
395
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:36,409
Good job.
396
00:19:36,411 --> 00:19:38,311
You too.
397
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,916
I mean, are we--
398
00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:45,251
Are we being crazy
or are we geniuses?
399
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:48,288
'cause we can do
whatever we want now.
400
00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:50,590
You could go to africa.
401
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:53,960
And you can go
be a comedian.
402
00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:56,896
You hate my comedy,
don't you?
403
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,000
Louie.
404
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,839
You are funny
to some people,
405
00:20:05,841 --> 00:20:07,373
Just not me.
406
00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:14,113
Oh, my god, I cannot believe
that I just said that.
407
00:20:14,115 --> 00:20:16,482
No, no, it's-- no,
it's totally fine.
408
00:20:16,484 --> 00:20:19,619
I mean, I like, knew.
409
00:20:19,621 --> 00:20:21,120
It's-- what a relief.
410
00:20:21,122 --> 00:20:22,522
Thank you.
411
00:20:22,524 --> 00:20:25,124
Finally, god.
412
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:27,360
You say it.
413
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:32,465
(laughing)
414
00:20:32,467 --> 00:20:35,335
What?
415
00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:37,470
What if...
416
00:20:37,472 --> 00:20:39,372
Just now...
417
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:40,506
You got pregnant?
418
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,208
Oh!
419
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,045
(both laughing)
420
00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:04,163
I saw this woman one time,
she was an old lady,
421
00:21:04,165 --> 00:21:05,331
And she was wearing
leg braces,
422
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:07,667
And she had things,
cane things,
423
00:21:07,669 --> 00:21:08,735
And she's walking.
424
00:21:08,737 --> 00:21:10,403
She's struggling up a hill
425
00:21:10,405 --> 00:21:13,006
With the leg braces
and the crutches.
426
00:21:13,008 --> 00:21:14,340
And then there
is a lady behind her,
427
00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:17,710
Who's very beautiful
and very tall and young,
428
00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:19,012
And she had high heels,
429
00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:21,247
And she was struggling
the same amount
430
00:21:21,249 --> 00:21:25,184
To get up the hill,
which is weird.
431
00:21:25,186 --> 00:21:26,386
But when I saw this old lady,
432
00:21:26,388 --> 00:21:28,187
She looked so sick
and uncomfortable
433
00:21:28,189 --> 00:21:30,590
And I thought to myself,
"jeez, I wish she felt better.
434
00:21:30,592 --> 00:21:31,858
I wish she felt better."
435
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,192
And then I thought
another thought
436
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,527
That was, like,
challenging myself,
437
00:21:34,529 --> 00:21:36,529
And I thought, "really?
How much do you wish it?
438
00:21:36,531 --> 00:21:39,198
"how much do you wish
that lady felt better?
439
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,867
"what would you
be willing to do
440
00:21:40,869 --> 00:21:43,369
Or give up so that
that lady could feel better?"
441
00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:46,205
Like, if somebody told me that
that lady would feel better
442
00:21:46,207 --> 00:21:49,275
If I didn't drink lemonade
for two years...
443
00:21:50,711 --> 00:21:52,045
I'd be like,
"I don't know that bitch."
444
00:21:52,047 --> 00:21:53,212
I don't wanna-- I don't--
445
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:56,282
I mean, I'm not obsessed
with lemonade.
446
00:21:58,118 --> 00:22:00,153
But I might want
some lemonade.
447
00:22:02,923 --> 00:22:04,557
Next June, I might--
448
00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:05,725
Somebody-- "here."
449
00:22:05,727 --> 00:22:08,328
"ah, that lady, shit."
450
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,464
451
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:14,534
(record scratching)
452
00:22:18,906 --> 00:22:21,641
453
00:22:21,691 --> 00:22:26,241
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