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Shit.
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Oh, God.
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Jesus Christ, man.
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I'm sorry, I used your shower.
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Well, we got-- We have
bigger towels than that, dude.
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Sorry.
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What's wrong?
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Just keyboard's broken,
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and I can't get the "J"
or the "L" keys to work.
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What, are you
trying to spell July?
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Why don't you get an iPhone,
for God's sake?
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I don't want one.
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Let me see, I can fix those.
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- I got it.
- Just give it to me.
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I can fix it.
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- I know how to fix these--
- I got it.
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Lou, I can fix these
Blackberries.
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I got it.
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- Just give me the phone.
- Stop it.
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You're being a dummy.
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- Just give me the--
- Get outta here.
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Give me the phone
for God's sake.
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- I can fix it!
- Get off of me!
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Seriously.
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Sorry.
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Jesus...
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Hi, stupid asshole.
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Look at your face.
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Aww.
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Hey.
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So, Europe was a bust.
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Sur's dad looked
like he was trying
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for about two months there.
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I pretended like I wanted
to make it work,
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but the truth comes out, man.
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You know, we're just
not two people
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who are meant to be together.
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Sur and his dad,
on the other hand,
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very happy,
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and he's good with him,
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so I left them both
in Barcelona.
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I'll get him back
in time for school next year.
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So... got lots
of free time.
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I'm here.
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I'm down to hang.
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Hello? Hello?
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Are there any people in there?
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Did a plant make
a new one of you?
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What's wrong?
Am I in trouble?
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Are you gonna screech at me now?
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Look, I thought about you...
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...a lot.
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You got under my skin
from far away,
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and I mean--
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If you want to try
to pursue a...
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...guy-girl,
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kissing-type-of-thing...
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I'm willing to go
down that road with you,
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if you're interested.
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I'm with somebody now.
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What?
No, you're not.
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No one wants to
be with you, Louie.
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Stop lying.
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Oh, my God.
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Look at your face.
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Wait, hold on.
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Oh, my God.
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Look, I don't know
what you've got
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going on with who,
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but this is me
you're talking to.
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Look, it's really
good to see you.
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It really is, you know?
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But I got something
going on now.
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That's what's--
That's what's going on with me.
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Oh, hmm.
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All right, then.
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Well, that's all
very official and clear.
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That's what's going on with you.
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Mm, very good.
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Very good, sir.
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Yeah, I gotta--
I gotta go.
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You gotta go.
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You got a big relationship
with like the President
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or something, yeah.
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I'll see you later.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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You're not leaving?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah, I gotta--
I gotta go.
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Louie... Louie.
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Okay, well, um,
I'm very happy for you.
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Congratulations.
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Folks, folks,
you gotta get out of the way.
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That guy is in a big
relationship now.
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Seriously, make way.
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Big stuff.
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It's really big stuff.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hi.
Hi, is Amia here?
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Yes, come in.
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Oh, thank you.
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How're you doing?
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I am good.
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- You all right?
- Yeah, and you?
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Good, good.
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Hey, I got a great
question for you.
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What is that?
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What is your name?
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- Ivanka.
- Ivanka.
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Okay, Ivanka.
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She's in here.
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Amia?
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Hi.
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Hey, hey, uh, just one second.
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Can you do me a favor
and, uh, tell her
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I'd like to go
to dinner with her tonight.
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Can you ask her?
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Why don't you tell her?
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Oh, come on, come on, man.
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Ah.
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She, um, she wants you
to know that she is
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going back to Hungary.
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She is not staying here.
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She lives there in Hungary.
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She has a son.
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And, uh, she's
going back, and--
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Oh, oh, and she liked
very much to be with you.
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Can you tell her don't go?
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Please tell her don't go.
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Oh, but you see--
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I know, I get it, I get it.
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I-I.she's got a kid.
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Everybody's got a kid,
it's okay.
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I mean, is she married?
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Is she married?
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- No.
- Then don't go.
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Please tell--
Just tell her I said stay.
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Tell her I said stay.
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Stay, you know?
Come on, just stay.
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Ma-- what? Marad, marad.
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Stay, stay here.
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Marad.
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Marad, marad, marad, marad.
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Marad, stay.
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I'm not--
I mean I really--
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Look, just-- I-I don't
know you.
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I wanna know you.
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It's only been one day
that I spend with you,
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but don't go all of a sudden.
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I know this is a good idea.
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This looks crazy, right?
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This is stupid?
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But this is a good idea.
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I know this is, please don't go.
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Please don't go.
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No, come down--
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Don't go.
Why go?
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Okay?
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She wants you to know--
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No, no, I got it, I got it.
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No, but--
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No, no,
I got.I-I got it.
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I got it, thanks.
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That was nice.
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I just-- I...
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Uh, I really had
a good time with you.
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Thank you.
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And it's nice to have met you.
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Um... I'll see you,
thank you, thanks.
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Oh.
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Hi.
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Uh, hi.
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Sorry, I was, uh,
cleaning... the piano.
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Amia wanted me to tell you
that you didn't really hear
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or understand what it is that
she wanted to say to you.
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Okay.
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You see, she, um, is here
for one month to help me
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to move back to Hungary
to live there, you know,
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because it's time for me
to go home.
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And, um, so she will
be here for one month,
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and she very much would like
to see you again,
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but she just
wanted me to tell you
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that she's leaving so that,
you know,
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everything is--
Everything is said, you know?
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So, she would like
to see you again
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if that is okay with you
that she will be leaving.
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Okay.
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Well, tell her thank you.
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Uh, I'd very much like
to see her again,
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and could you please tell her
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that I'd love to take her
to dinner tomorrow.
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You tell her.
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Okay, okay.
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Tomorrow, uh, seven.
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Din.you and me, dinner.
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Okay?
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Okay.
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Thank you for-- Thank you.
Thank you.
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Oh, can you tell her--
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Just let her know I have
two daughters, okay?
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Girls, eight and thirteen.
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- I will tell her.
- Tell her that.
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Okay.
Thank you.
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I'm sorry that
I ripped your skirt off.
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And I was behaving badly.
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I know even when I'm upset,
I can't hurt someone else.
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I'm very sorry.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Jane.
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Thank you, Marcy.
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Jane, can you wait outside
while I speak to your parents?
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Okay.
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So, what's the plan?
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What's the plan?
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Yes.
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It's time to make
a plan for Jane.
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Do you have one?
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Um...
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We're--
we're kinda, um--
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Okay.
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Clearly, you two
are not communicating,
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which is a problem.
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You need to communicate.
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Tell you what--
I'm gonna go down the hall.
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Why don't you two sit here
and devote a few minutes
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to talking
constructively about Jane.
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Okay?
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Hey.
Hey, hi.
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Hi.
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Hey, this is, uh--
This is my daughter, Jane.
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Jane, Jane?
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Yeah.
Hi.
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This is Amia, she's my friend.
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Uh, doesn't speak English.
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She's Hungarian.
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Oh.
Szervusz.
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Szervusz!
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What's that?
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It's "hello" in Hungarian.
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Minute.
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Ah.
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Oh.
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I didn't know--
I didn't know...
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Hey!
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Okay.
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- Szervusz.
- Szervusz.
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Let's go, come on.
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You got homework.
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I don't wanna do homework.
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I know you don't, come on.
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Listen, can I just do the violin?
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No, 'cause you're already
good at violin, you see.
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So you need to balance
your education and develop.
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Come on, that's boring stuff.
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Yeah, it's boring,
but later in life--
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It's pretty good.
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Yeah?
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All right, see you later, dude.
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Have a great day, all right?
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Daddy?
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Yeah?
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Is everybody mad at me?
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Nope.
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I mean I worry about you.
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But I never really get
mad at you, Jane.
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I just-- I--
It's my job to help you be,
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you know, a person
that can live in the world
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and be easy to be around.
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That's all.
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Well, am I easy to be around?
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Yeah, you really are.
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I love being with you.
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It's like my
fourth favorite thing.
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What are the first three?
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Uh, okay, number three,
riding elephants.
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Love it.
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Number two, collecting hydrogen.
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Cool.
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Yeah, my hydrogen collection
is awesome.
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Yes.
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And number one would have to be
remembering being with you.
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That's my favorite.
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Bye, daddy.
See you later.
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Take it easy.
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Have a good one.
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Bye.
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Bye, daddy.
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So long, sucker.
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Easy, easy, easy, easy.
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Take it easy, take it easy.
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Easy.
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Hey, Dr. Bigelow.
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- Hi.
- Yes, yes.
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Hey, hi.
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Hey, my back is much better.
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So...
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Better than what?
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00:17:58,056 --> 00:18:01,058
Oh, well, you know
my back was hurting,
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and it's better now.
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So, thank you.
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Oh, yeah.
303
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I don't think I had
anything to do with that.
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Easy, easy, easy, boy.
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Easy, boy.
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Sit, sit, sit, okay, okay.
307
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Yes, what?
308
00:18:12,637 --> 00:18:17,007
Oh, nothing, just I've been
dating this girl.
309
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I'm-- I just--
I was dating this woman,
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and she's leaving the country,
311
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:23,914
so I don't know if--
It's kinda confusing.
312
00:18:23,981 --> 00:18:25,716
I don't know if
I should keep dating her.
313
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I-I don't understand why
I'm hearing about this.
314
00:18:29,387 --> 00:18:32,255
I'm sorry, I just--
315
00:18:32,323 --> 00:18:34,604
When I was in your office,
you gave me really good advice,
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you know, philosophically,
so I guess I--
317
00:18:38,996 --> 00:18:42,432
So you-- you want me
to advise you about what?
318
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I've been-- Okay, I've been
dating this woman.
319
00:18:44,769 --> 00:18:46,636
And I don't know if
I should keep dating her
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because she's leaving
the country.
321
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I'm not gonna get
to stay with her.
322
00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:54,611
And I'm liking her more
and more, so it's-- You know?
323
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Here's what I can tell you.
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In medical school,
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they tell you about
thousands of things
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that can happen to
the human body,
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diseases and maladies
that you could never dream up.
328
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There's a thing where
your bones dissolve,
329
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and you become
just a sack of organs.
330
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People are born sometimes
with no eyes, with no face.
331
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They're rare,
332
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but neurological diseases
that eat half of your brain.
333
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People are born sick,
334
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and they never know a moment
335
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of anything but pain
and suffering.
336
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So?
337
00:19:34,218 --> 00:19:38,588
So, nobody cares whether
you date this girl
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or whether you don't.
339
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Just pick a road
and go down it, or don't.
340
00:19:44,862 --> 00:19:47,531
But there's gotta be
a way to decide
341
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which one's gonna
make me happier.
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To predict--
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Take a look at this dog.
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- What's his name?
- Doesn't have one.
345
00:19:54,705 --> 00:19:56,239
How many legs does it have?
346
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Three.
347
00:19:58,075 --> 00:19:59,376
The answer is
it has plenty of legs.
348
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It had four,
349
00:20:00,678 --> 00:20:02,753
a coyote in Poughkeepsie
chewed the other one off.
350
00:20:03,065 --> 00:20:06,449
Look at his face,
perfectly happy.
351
00:20:06,517 --> 00:20:07,617
Belly is full.
352
00:20:07,685 --> 00:20:11,922
Just looking, waiting
to see what comes next.
353
00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:17,494
Do you know the only thing
happier than a three-legged dog?
354
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A four-legged dog.
355
00:20:19,864 --> 00:20:22,199
Now, if you'll excuse me,
356
00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:24,467
this dog would like
to get some air.
357
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Do it again.
Ready?
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