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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,824 --> 00:00:28,992 Just one, one more nice... 2 00:00:34,332 --> 00:00:36,934 Pecorino Crotonese, sir. 3 00:00:37,001 --> 00:00:38,836 It's one of my favorites. 4 00:00:38,903 --> 00:00:39,970 That's nice. 5 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:43,750 That's it. That's it? 6 00:00:43,886 --> 00:00:45,453 Thanks very much. Have a great day. 7 00:00:45,521 --> 00:00:46,755 Anytime. All right, you got it. 8 00:00:46,822 --> 00:00:47,789 Enjoy. 9 00:00:47,857 --> 00:00:48,890 Have a good holiday. 10 00:00:52,995 --> 00:00:56,031 Can I get a pound of the Italian roast? 11 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,800 Like, for an espresso machine. 12 00:00:58,868 --> 00:01:02,270 Thank you. 13 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,306 It's a less, okay, sir? 14 00:01:09,378 --> 00:01:10,445 Can I get some of these? 15 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:11,679 The colored ones. 16 00:01:11,747 --> 00:01:12,747 Half a pound of rugelach. 17 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:13,748 Is that all right? 18 00:01:13,816 --> 00:01:15,583 - Which kind? - Uh, chocolate. 19 00:01:15,651 --> 00:01:16,551 - Chocolate? - Yeah. 20 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,190 Thank you, have a great day. 21 00:01:22,258 --> 00:01:26,061 You too, take care. 22 00:01:40,576 --> 00:01:41,976 Yes? 23 00:01:42,044 --> 00:01:45,580 Hi, um, I'm the guy who brought you your pills. 24 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:46,581 Remember the elevator? 25 00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,183 Oh, yes. 26 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,751 Oh, thank you so much. 27 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:50,752 Yeah, that was me. 28 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,253 God bless you. 29 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:55,190 Well, uh, well, so, I've got your keys. 30 00:01:55,257 --> 00:01:57,092 Oh, I've been looking for them. 31 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,960 Yes, I figured that was kind of a thing. 32 00:01:59,028 --> 00:02:00,028 Oh, thank you. 33 00:02:00,096 --> 00:02:01,129 You're okay now. 34 00:02:01,197 --> 00:02:02,318 You're not in there anymore. 35 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:04,065 - No, I'm not stuck. - That's good. 36 00:02:04,133 --> 00:02:05,300 - You're okay now. - Yes. 37 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:06,868 That would be bad if you were still there. 38 00:02:06,936 --> 00:02:08,203 Yes, it would. 39 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:10,472 I'd be dead. 40 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:11,639 Um, okay. 41 00:02:11,707 --> 00:02:14,342 Also, um, your niece-- 42 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:15,643 Amia. 43 00:02:15,711 --> 00:02:17,378 - Amia? - Um-hm. 44 00:02:17,446 --> 00:02:19,214 Well, she brought me a pie. 45 00:02:19,281 --> 00:02:21,282 I know, she baked it for you. 46 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,650 - Yeah? - Yeah. 47 00:02:22,718 --> 00:02:25,386 Okay, well, so I got you a few things at the store. 48 00:02:25,454 --> 00:02:26,421 Just-- 49 00:02:26,489 --> 00:02:28,623 Oh, no, look at that. 50 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,425 Oh, that is so nice. 51 00:02:30,493 --> 00:02:31,993 I'm not trying to one-up her or anything, but I just-- 52 00:02:32,061 --> 00:02:34,629 No. Please come in. 53 00:02:34,697 --> 00:02:37,966 Oh, thank you, okay, uh, sure. 54 00:02:39,135 --> 00:02:40,235 Oh, sorry. 55 00:02:40,302 --> 00:02:43,438 Is Amia-- Is she here? 56 00:02:43,506 --> 00:02:46,674 No, she had to go out. 57 00:02:46,742 --> 00:02:48,476 Oh, okay. 58 00:02:51,614 --> 00:02:52,780 Do you want to leave? 59 00:02:52,848 --> 00:02:55,049 No. No, I-- 60 00:02:58,487 --> 00:03:00,054 Mmm. 61 00:03:00,122 --> 00:03:03,491 Good. 62 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:06,227 What are you, um-- Where are you from? 63 00:03:06,295 --> 00:03:07,529 Hungary. 64 00:03:07,596 --> 00:03:08,596 Have you been? 65 00:03:08,664 --> 00:03:09,564 No. 66 00:03:09,632 --> 00:03:11,166 Oh, you should go. 67 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,001 It's so beautiful. 68 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,036 Do you-- Do you travel? 69 00:03:15,104 --> 00:03:16,204 Not much. 70 00:03:16,272 --> 00:03:17,739 I, um-- I mean, around the country, 71 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,307 but not much around the world. 72 00:03:19,375 --> 00:03:20,708 Mm-hmm. 73 00:03:20,776 --> 00:03:24,212 I have been to, um, Iraq and Afghanistan, though. 74 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,482 Oh, were you in the army? 75 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:28,816 No, no. 76 00:03:28,884 --> 00:03:32,320 I was, uh, like, I was entertaing the troops. 77 00:03:32,388 --> 00:03:34,122 What kind of entertaining? 78 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:36,791 Um, I'm a comedian. 79 00:03:36,859 --> 00:03:38,359 No! Me too. 80 00:03:38,427 --> 00:03:40,495 I'm a comedian. 81 00:03:40,563 --> 00:03:41,696 What? 82 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,665 Yes. 83 00:03:43,732 --> 00:03:45,533 Well, I did this as a girl. 84 00:03:45,601 --> 00:03:48,303 My whole family did this. 85 00:03:48,370 --> 00:03:50,705 We would do music and-- 86 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:54,742 and be funny for the troops, make them laugh, you know. 87 00:03:54,810 --> 00:03:56,077 - Really? - Yes. 88 00:03:56,145 --> 00:03:59,113 Amia's father, um, my brother-- 89 00:03:59,181 --> 00:04:00,148 Yeah. 90 00:04:00,216 --> 00:04:02,517 And me and my mother and my father. 91 00:04:02,585 --> 00:04:04,886 And we would-- we would do funny music 92 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:07,288 and the Hungarian army, they loved us. 93 00:04:07,356 --> 00:04:08,423 They always had us. 94 00:04:08,490 --> 00:04:10,225 - Wow. - Yeah. 95 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,226 What was your act? 96 00:04:11,293 --> 00:04:12,327 What did you do? 97 00:04:12,394 --> 00:04:14,596 Well, I would sing, you see. 98 00:04:14,663 --> 00:04:17,332 And I would sing, like, a very romantic-- 99 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:18,566 Wait, I show you. 100 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:19,701 I know. 101 00:04:19,768 --> 00:04:21,970 Okay. 102 00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:24,072 Oh, I forgot. 103 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,740 I have to do it in English. 104 00:04:25,808 --> 00:04:27,208 I don't know if I can do that. 105 00:04:27,276 --> 00:04:28,309 Let me see. 106 00:04:32,214 --> 00:04:33,781 You have to picture-- 107 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:35,984 I was a very young girl and very pretty, 108 00:04:36,051 --> 00:04:37,051 all right, when I sing. 109 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:38,086 You mean like now. 110 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,827 No, no, no, like then. 111 00:04:40,051 --> 00:04:41,289 Okay. 112 00:04:41,409 --> 00:04:43,891 ? I love you ? 113 00:04:43,959 --> 00:04:46,894 ? Oh yes I do ? 114 00:04:46,962 --> 00:04:50,298 ? If you love me too ? 115 00:04:50,366 --> 00:04:54,145 ? That's good then we can-- ? 116 00:04:54,265 --> 00:04:56,295 I missed it, I start again. 117 00:04:56,415 --> 00:04:57,905 Not Hungarian. 118 00:04:57,973 --> 00:05:00,475 - Sorry. - Sure. 119 00:05:00,542 --> 00:05:01,843 Oh, I gotta take this. 120 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:04,545 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. 121 00:05:04,613 --> 00:05:06,114 Hello? 122 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,749 Is this Louis? 123 00:05:07,816 --> 00:05:08,850 Yah. 124 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:10,451 Your daughter Jane is in the office, 125 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,686 and you need to come get her. 126 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:12,987 What happened? 127 00:05:13,055 --> 00:05:14,989 We are not willing to deal with this behavior. 128 00:05:15,057 --> 00:05:16,685 You need to come pick her up. 129 00:05:16,805 --> 00:05:19,135 Actually, today's her day with her mother, so-- 130 00:05:19,255 --> 00:05:21,095 I tried the mother, there's no answer. 131 00:05:21,163 --> 00:05:23,064 You need to pick up Jane now. 132 00:05:23,132 --> 00:05:24,499 Okay. 133 00:05:24,566 --> 00:05:26,501 I'll be there in a minute. 134 00:05:26,568 --> 00:05:27,902 Thank you. 135 00:05:27,970 --> 00:05:29,771 Jane. Jane! 136 00:05:29,838 --> 00:05:30,838 You better relax. 137 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:32,607 Relax. 138 00:05:32,675 --> 00:05:34,642 Everything all right? 139 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:38,146 My daughter's in trouble and I gotta go-- 140 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:40,315 I mean, she's all right, she's causing the trouble. 141 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,949 I gotta go, I'm sorry. 142 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:44,252 No, I'm sorry. 143 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,562 Hi. 144 00:05:51,824 --> 00:05:53,394 Uh, so what happened? 145 00:05:53,462 --> 00:05:56,731 Just take her home, Papa. 146 00:05:56,799 --> 00:05:58,066 Let's go, Jane. 147 00:05:58,133 --> 00:05:59,167 Let's get out of here. 148 00:06:02,504 --> 00:06:04,072 Listen, I'm sorry. 149 00:06:04,139 --> 00:06:06,474 She's-- 150 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,514 Drink all of that. 151 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,049 Drink more. 152 00:06:15,117 --> 00:06:16,117 You need it. 153 00:06:16,185 --> 00:06:19,153 - Why? - You need it. 154 00:06:19,221 --> 00:06:24,425 Hi, uh, I have Jane, and she's not in school. 155 00:06:24,493 --> 00:06:25,526 And I can't reach you, 156 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:29,797 so I'll just hold on to her till, um, 157 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:31,999 I hear from you. 158 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:34,669 A thing happened and I-- And we need to talk. 159 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:37,705 All right, bye. 160 00:06:44,179 --> 00:06:48,916 Were you leaving a message for Mommy? 161 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:58,393 What happened today? 162 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:02,130 I don't know. 163 00:07:02,197 --> 00:07:03,431 You don't know? 164 00:07:03,499 --> 00:07:04,766 Nothing happened. 165 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:05,833 Nothing happened? 166 00:07:05,901 --> 00:07:07,301 No, nothing. 167 00:07:07,369 --> 00:07:10,571 That's why we're out here in the middle of a school day? 168 00:07:14,076 --> 00:07:15,109 All right, look, 169 00:07:15,177 --> 00:07:16,177 it doesn't matter what happened. 170 00:07:16,245 --> 00:07:17,712 I'll find out anyway, it doesn't matter. 171 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,380 But what's going on? 172 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:21,215 What's going on with you? 173 00:07:21,283 --> 00:07:22,550 I don't know. 174 00:07:22,618 --> 00:07:24,018 Look at me, look at me. 175 00:07:24,086 --> 00:07:26,354 What's going on with Jane? 176 00:07:26,422 --> 00:07:29,891 Jane-- Jane in school, Jane in Jane. 177 00:07:32,628 --> 00:07:36,097 Are you mad at me? 178 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:37,532 No. 179 00:07:37,599 --> 00:07:41,569 What are you-- Are you mad at Mommy? 180 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:44,105 Are you mad at Lily? 181 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:47,608 Are you mad at Jane? 182 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:48,976 How could I be mad at me? 183 00:07:49,044 --> 00:07:50,311 It's-- I can't be mad at me. 184 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:51,619 Okay, well, help me out, honey. 185 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,281 I'm trying to-- What is it? 186 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:55,550 I don't want to go to school. 187 00:07:55,617 --> 00:07:57,051 School? 188 00:07:57,119 --> 00:07:58,286 I mean it. 189 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,787 I don't want to go there anymore. 190 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,222 I don't like it. 191 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:02,223 It's not good. 192 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:04,459 Why? 193 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:05,726 They don't know anything. 194 00:08:05,794 --> 00:08:07,314 They don't know how to tell me anything 195 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,896 I need to know. 196 00:08:08,964 --> 00:08:10,798 And they don't know anyway and they lie. 197 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:14,735 The teachers are stupid, the kids are stupid. 198 00:08:14,803 --> 00:08:16,804 Really, they're all stupid. 199 00:08:16,872 --> 00:08:17,972 I'm not just saying this. 200 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,774 It's true. 201 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:24,879 Christopher Columbus is a murderer. 202 00:08:24,947 --> 00:08:28,149 They want me to draw a picture of him smiling. 203 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:30,051 They don't know how numbers work, 204 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:32,753 and they want me to do it all wrong. 205 00:08:32,821 --> 00:08:35,814 The kids are just mean babies. 206 00:08:36,377 --> 00:08:39,994 They don't know anything, 207 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,097 really, and the teachers don't know anything. 208 00:08:43,165 --> 00:08:45,266 They're mean and tired 209 00:08:45,334 --> 00:08:46,934 and they're stupid 210 00:08:47,002 --> 00:08:48,669 and they just say what's in the book. 211 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,405 Because they don't know, you see? 212 00:08:51,473 --> 00:08:53,207 They don't answer any real questions. 213 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:54,909 They don't answer any what? 214 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:56,010 Real questions. 215 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:57,399 - Real questions? - No real questions. 216 00:08:57,446 --> 00:09:01,015 Like, what's-- what's-- what kind of questions? 217 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:04,752 Like, why is there even an America? 218 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,154 How come France isn't part of New York City? 219 00:09:07,222 --> 00:09:10,424 Why isn't, let's say, 220 00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:13,194 Africa or India in charge when they have the most people? 221 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:17,798 And why isn't God on the news? 222 00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:21,168 What happened today? 223 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:25,506 Fine, I was on the spring horse. 224 00:09:25,574 --> 00:09:26,874 On the what? 225 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:28,109 It's like a horse that you ride on a spring. 226 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,443 It's in the playground. 227 00:09:29,511 --> 00:09:31,145 And there's only three of 'em. 228 00:09:31,213 --> 00:09:34,048 So me and two other kids were on them. 229 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:36,017 Then Melissa really wanted to ride. 230 00:09:36,084 --> 00:09:38,786 So I said, "Okay, she can half my turn 231 00:09:38,854 --> 00:09:40,254 as long as she gives me back the other half." 232 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:42,690 But then she never let me back on. 233 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,091 Then she let another kid have it, 234 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:45,693 and then another kid have it. 235 00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:47,595 And then, like, all the kids were making a game out of 236 00:09:47,663 --> 00:09:49,330 not letting me have the spring horse. 237 00:09:49,398 --> 00:09:51,666 And then the teacher came over and told me to be quiet, 238 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,100 and said I was punished 239 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:54,569 and I couldn't play anymore. 240 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:57,171 Daddy, I tried to explain to her, I really tried. 241 00:09:57,239 --> 00:09:59,941 Okay? And she would not listen. 242 00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:01,842 No matter calm and normal, 243 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:04,011 taking a breath, nothing worked. 244 00:10:04,079 --> 00:10:05,646 She just would not listen ever. 245 00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:07,148 No. Not listen. 246 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:08,482 What'd you do? 247 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,421 What did you do? 248 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,857 I clutched her skirt and tore it off 249 00:10:16,925 --> 00:10:19,193 and everyone could see her underwear. 250 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,096 Daddy, she was really upset. 251 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,656 She was crying. 252 00:10:23,906 --> 00:10:26,000 They--. 253 00:10:28,036 --> 00:10:30,871 I'm sorry, Daddy. 254 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:49,476 Daddy, when am I going to see you again? 255 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,538 Uh, Wednesday, on our regular day. 256 00:10:52,606 --> 00:10:54,874 Hey, Patrick. 257 00:10:54,942 --> 00:10:56,909 Oh, hey. 258 00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,178 I'm just-- just dropping off Jane. 259 00:10:59,246 --> 00:11:01,447 Oh, great, thank you. 260 00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:03,449 I need to talk to her mom. 261 00:11:03,517 --> 00:11:04,784 Janet. 262 00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:08,821 Ah, okay. Uh, Janet. 263 00:11:08,889 --> 00:11:10,523 Jane, go to your room. 264 00:11:10,591 --> 00:11:11,557 We'll talk later. 265 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:12,892 Bye, Daddy. 266 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,126 See ya. 267 00:11:14,194 --> 00:11:15,194 I'm sorry, I was caught up 268 00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:16,262 in meetings all day. 269 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,331 It's okay. Um, can we talk? 270 00:11:18,398 --> 00:11:19,565 Okay. 271 00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:22,068 No, I mean, let's go talk, okay? 272 00:11:22,135 --> 00:11:23,536 Let's get something. 273 00:11:23,604 --> 00:11:28,441 Let's go out somewhere and talk, all right? 274 00:11:28,509 --> 00:11:33,112 Uh, I'm just gonna go around the corner for a minute. 275 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:41,721 Well, you know what I'm going to say. 276 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,689 What? 277 00:11:43,757 --> 00:11:46,425 Private school. 278 00:11:46,493 --> 00:11:47,860 No. 279 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:49,395 You can't just say no. 280 00:11:49,463 --> 00:11:51,631 No. Yes, I can. 281 00:11:51,698 --> 00:11:52,732 Louie. 282 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:56,068 Look, public school is-- is the real world. 283 00:11:56,136 --> 00:11:57,436 And they have real problems 284 00:11:57,504 --> 00:12:00,206 and they learn how to deal with them in the real world. 285 00:12:00,274 --> 00:12:02,041 That's gonna be their life. 286 00:12:02,109 --> 00:12:05,945 Putting them in private school is like sequestering them. 287 00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:08,080 In the real world, when you have a problem, 288 00:12:08,148 --> 00:12:10,249 you don't get to go to some little tailor-made, 289 00:12:10,317 --> 00:12:12,652 paid-for little egg of inside of it 290 00:12:12,719 --> 00:12:13,986 where everything's gonna be 291 00:12:14,054 --> 00:12:16,389 the way that your parents paid for it to be. 292 00:12:16,456 --> 00:12:17,657 How are they going to get any skills? 293 00:12:17,724 --> 00:12:18,724 Give them a chance. 294 00:12:18,792 --> 00:12:20,660 Well, it's not working. 295 00:12:20,727 --> 00:12:22,487 She's 10 and you're counting her out already? 296 00:12:22,529 --> 00:12:23,496 It's over? 297 00:12:23,564 --> 00:12:24,964 Let's talk about the real reason 298 00:12:25,032 --> 00:12:26,866 you don't like private school. 299 00:12:26,934 --> 00:12:28,067 What? 300 00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:29,802 It's about you. 301 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,470 And that you grew up working class 302 00:12:31,538 --> 00:12:32,938 and you have a chip on your shoulder 303 00:12:32,940 --> 00:12:34,941 about people who can send their kids to private schools. 304 00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:36,008 Stop. Stop now. 305 00:12:36,076 --> 00:12:37,543 And the fact is that you can't afford it 306 00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:41,414 and you resent it, and I can afford it. 307 00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:43,950 Janet, just 'cause you make more now 308 00:12:44,017 --> 00:12:45,952 doesn't mean that you get to have more decision 309 00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:47,453 over what our kids do. 310 00:12:47,521 --> 00:12:50,289 Actually it does. 311 00:12:50,357 --> 00:12:54,360 You're-- You're going down a road here. 312 00:12:54,428 --> 00:12:56,028 Yes. Yes I am. 313 00:12:56,096 --> 00:12:58,564 Janet, don't try to steamroll our kids into private school 314 00:12:58,632 --> 00:13:00,132 because I won't allow it. 315 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,636 And I won't allow your screwed-up stuff 316 00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:07,073 to keep my kids in some substandard school. 317 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:08,207 That's-- Your kids? 318 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:09,408 Your kids. 319 00:13:09,476 --> 00:13:10,956 See, this is-- See, this is about you. 320 00:13:11,011 --> 00:13:11,978 This isn't about me. 321 00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:13,446 This is about how-- 322 00:13:13,513 --> 00:13:17,049 Yeah, this is about how your kids reflect your status. 323 00:13:17,117 --> 00:13:18,551 It's you and your and it's not-- 324 00:13:18,619 --> 00:13:19,919 It's not about-- 325 00:13:19,987 --> 00:13:21,587 We we're supposed to be talking about Jane. 326 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,656 We're talking about us, and it's not the point. 327 00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:27,426 Well, I'm not going to let my kids be losers. 328 00:13:27,494 --> 00:13:29,996 Well, I'm not going to let my kids be Hitler youth. 329 00:13:30,063 --> 00:13:31,397 What? 330 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:33,099 You're not gonna like send them to some academy, 331 00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:34,900 so you can put a crest on their shoulder 332 00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:38,004 that you get to brag about in the aisles of Whole Foods 333 00:13:38,071 --> 00:13:40,706 and they grow up not knowing what a person is. 334 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,875 You are way out of line. 335 00:13:42,943 --> 00:13:44,310 I know that. 336 00:13:44,378 --> 00:13:45,344 What? 337 00:13:45,412 --> 00:13:46,712 I know I'm out of line. 338 00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,080 I'm too emotional, 339 00:13:48,148 --> 00:13:50,783 and I'm too upset now to contribute anything real 340 00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:51,917 to the conversation 341 00:13:51,985 --> 00:13:53,052 because you got me to this place. 342 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Oh, so it's my fault? 343 00:13:54,187 --> 00:13:55,688 No, it's not. 344 00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:57,089 I'm saying that I'm not-- 345 00:13:57,157 --> 00:14:01,093 I can't say anything worthwhile anymore. 346 00:14:01,161 --> 00:14:02,828 I'm too upset and it's all about-- 347 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:05,231 It's about my fear about the kids 348 00:14:05,298 --> 00:14:07,667 and it's about our stuff that we never solved 349 00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:11,037 and you're totally right that this about my problems 350 00:14:11,104 --> 00:14:12,204 and my issues 351 00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:13,439 and anything that has to do with you 352 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:14,807 you're not going to admit to. 353 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,809 So I'm taking it all up to myself and it's-- 354 00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,311 This is-- There's no way for me to say anything 355 00:14:19,379 --> 00:14:20,680 but shit now, 356 00:14:20,747 --> 00:14:24,684 which is all that's coming out of my mouth. 357 00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:32,525 Okay. 358 00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:34,827 What do you want to do? 359 00:14:34,895 --> 00:14:40,800 Let's just-- Let's just talk about this later. 360 00:15:04,088 --> 00:15:05,355 Oh, hi. 361 00:15:05,475 --> 00:15:07,056 Hello. Hi! 362 00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:09,425 Hello. Hello. 363 00:15:09,493 --> 00:15:10,493 Hello. 364 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,799 Uh... 365 00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:16,273 Hey, um, do you want to get something to eat? 366 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,452 Do you want to go out to eat? 367 00:15:19,589 --> 00:15:20,989 - No, I'm going-- - Out? 368 00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:23,269 Yeah, like you and me. 369 00:15:23,336 --> 00:15:24,937 Nom, nom, like, eat something together. 370 00:15:25,005 --> 00:15:27,206 Oh. Most. Most? 371 00:15:27,274 --> 00:15:28,474 Most? Most. 372 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:30,175 Is that most to eating? 373 00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:31,310 Nem, nem, most. 374 00:15:31,378 --> 00:15:32,945 Oh, now. Yes, now. 375 00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:34,947 Now. Yeah, now? 376 00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:35,981 Most? 377 00:15:36,049 --> 00:15:37,082 Oh, okay, okay. 378 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,684 Yeah? Okay. 379 00:15:38,752 --> 00:15:40,486 Okay. Yeah. 380 00:15:40,553 --> 00:15:42,321 Okay. Let's get, uh... 381 00:15:42,389 --> 00:15:44,156 This is the best. 382 00:15:44,224 --> 00:15:45,591 It's called Russ and Daughters. 383 00:15:45,659 --> 00:15:46,592 There you are. 384 00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:47,693 Oh, my God. 385 00:15:47,761 --> 00:15:49,261 Okay, so here's what you do. 386 00:15:49,329 --> 00:15:52,464 You just take it and you just eat it. 387 00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:53,632 Oh! 388 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:56,769 Come on, try it, it's really good. 389 00:15:57,871 --> 00:15:59,905 Okay. 390 00:16:02,842 --> 00:16:03,842 You can do it. 391 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:06,612 Okay. 392 00:16:09,582 --> 00:16:10,683 Is it good? 393 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:11,850 Do you like it? 394 00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:14,753 Oh, no, you don't like it. 395 00:16:14,821 --> 00:16:20,726 Oh, I think she needs a spit cup. 396 00:16:20,794 --> 00:16:22,828 Are you okay? 397 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:24,530 I'm sorry, I thought you would like it. 398 00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:27,099 Most people really like it. 399 00:16:31,705 --> 00:16:32,705 What's that light? 400 00:16:42,415 --> 00:16:44,750 And that is New Jersey. 401 00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:46,485 Oh. New Jersey, yeah. 402 00:16:46,553 --> 00:16:47,453 New Jersey. Yeah. 403 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:48,587 New Jersey. 404 00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:43,642 Hairbrush? 405 00:17:43,710 --> 00:17:45,377 Hairbrush? 406 00:17:45,445 --> 00:17:47,479 No. 407 00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:58,690 Hair... what? 408 00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:05,297 I don't know. 409 00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:07,499 Shampoo? 410 00:18:07,567 --> 00:18:09,068 Nem, nem, nem shampoo. Okay. 411 00:18:10,637 --> 00:18:12,871 All right. 412 00:18:12,939 --> 00:18:14,273 Um. 413 00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:15,374 Okay. 414 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:16,408 Okay. 415 00:18:17,577 --> 00:18:19,745 All right. 416 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:32,758 Okay. 417 00:18:32,826 --> 00:18:36,328 All right. 418 00:18:48,007 --> 00:18:50,442 Oh, not sure what that one was. 419 00:18:57,817 --> 00:18:59,318 Mmm. 420 00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:11,697 Okay. 421 00:19:15,235 --> 00:19:17,536 Towel. 422 00:19:22,442 --> 00:19:24,743 Oh, okay, okay, okay. 423 00:19:24,811 --> 00:19:26,178 Wait a second. Wait a second. 424 00:19:26,246 --> 00:19:28,013 Wait a second. 425 00:19:29,549 --> 00:19:30,709 Hair dryer. 426 00:19:32,218 --> 00:19:33,919 All right, awesome. 427 00:19:33,987 --> 00:19:36,855 Here, come on, let's go pay for this hair dryer. 428 00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:47,088 - Bye. - Bye. 429 00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:51,393 Um, okay. 430 00:19:51,460 --> 00:19:52,761 I had a good time, it was nice. 431 00:19:52,828 --> 00:19:58,700 I needed a co-- I needed-- Thank you. 432 00:20:00,369 --> 00:20:02,103 Bye. 433 00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,739 Bye. 434 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,315 I think cannibalism is reviled. 435 00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:16,451 A lot of people even say like, "If I was in a plane crash, 436 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,386 I would not eat the people, I would just die." 437 00:20:18,454 --> 00:20:21,790 I would eat all the people. 438 00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:23,391 But I don't-- I don't know. 439 00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:26,027 Like, okay, if a plane crashed and you had to eat people-- 440 00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:27,228 Okay, like, there's all kinds of people. 441 00:20:27,296 --> 00:20:28,696 You have to make a decision within that. 442 00:20:28,764 --> 00:20:30,465 Like, who-- What kind of person 443 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:34,135 do I want to eat, and like, what part of the person? 444 00:20:34,203 --> 00:20:37,138 I think I would eat an old black lady's tits. 445 00:20:37,463 --> 00:20:39,426 Beca-- 446 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,384 Because that's way not me. 447 00:20:49,504 --> 00:20:58,925 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 448 00:20:58,975 --> 00:21:03,525 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29155

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