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(Jane whimpering)
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(screaming)
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(whimpering)
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No.
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(whimpering)
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(Louie) Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, you okay?
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I'm having a scary dream.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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You're awake now, it's over now.
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It's over.
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No, I'm still dreaming.
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But it's better now.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Daddy?
Shh...
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Yeah.
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I'm having a nice dream now.
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Okay, good.
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Keep having a nice dream, okay?
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Yeah.
You promise?
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Got it.
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Okay, good.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight, Daddy.
Love you.
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(door closing)
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Dad, I forgot my science
notebook at your house.
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Okay.
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No, but I need it and I'm going to Mom's house.
I'll get it to your mom later.
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What?
Daddy.
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Girls, do we know
the subway rules?
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Daddy.
Yes.
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Do we remember the subway rules?
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What are they?
Daddy--
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Let's hear the subway--
just a second-- let's hear--
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- I'm still dreaming. - Okay, come here,
come here, come here, come here.
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Daddy, I'm still dreaming.
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What?
I'm still dreaming.
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This is all my dream,
it's really cool.
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It's almost like real life.
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Okay, the subway rules.
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If you get on the train--
Wait, wait, wait.
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But-- okay,
if you get--
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Let's say you get on
the train--
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Let's say I get on
the train and you don't,
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you get somehow stuck on
the platform by yourself,
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what do you do?
Then we--
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we stay right there
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and then you'll come back to us.
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That's right.
Stay in that exact spot.
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You stay in that exact spot
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and you don't move, right?
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Right.
Bingo.
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Okay, what if you got on the train
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and somehow I don't
get on the train?
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When you're alone on
the train, what do you do?
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We get off at the next spot.
At the next stop.
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At the next stop.
What do you do there?
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And then we stay there
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and we don't let anyone move us
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and we stay right there until you come get us.
Ahh!
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Come on.
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This dream's cool.
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(wheels screeching)
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Ah, it's coming, come on.
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Ba-ba-ba, come on.
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Go, go, go, come on.
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Jane, you're with me?
Yeah.
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Let's go.
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Get on, get on, get on, get on.
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Okay.
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(exhaling)
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So what do you need from
your mom's house?
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You need your science notebook.
I need my science notebook
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and I need it for Wednesday.
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So if I get it to
you tomorrow, that's okay?
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Yeah.
Do you need anything else?
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No, that's it.
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I need it by Wednesday.
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By Wednesday?
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So if I get it to you tomorrow, that's okay?
Yeah.
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(man) Stand clear of the
closing doors, please.
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(door dinging)
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Jane, Jane!
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(Jane) It's okay, Daddy.
Jane! Stop the train!
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Open the door!
It's okay, Daddy.
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I'm going to stay right here.
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Jane, Jane!
(Jane) I'll stay right here.
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It's my dream.
Jane!
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Jane!
I'll stay right here.
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Stop the train!
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Dad, Dad, it's okay.
Stop the train!
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Dad!
Stop the train!
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Dad, it's okay,
she's going to be okay.
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Oh!
Remember the subway rules.
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The subway rules.
Oh!
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Remember the subway rules,
it's going to be--
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(bleep) Dad!
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Goddamn it!
Dad, it's gonna be okay.
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Dad, stop.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Okay, she knows
the subway rules.
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We just went over them.
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It's going to be okay.
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As soon as the doors open,
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we have to run--
get off that train.
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Fast.
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What are we gonna do
when we're--
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we're gonna go up
to the mezzanine,
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we're gonna go to
the downtown side,
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we're gonna get on the first
train coming back.
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We're gonna have to
come back downtown.
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Okay?
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And then we have to go upstairs,
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we have to go outside,
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we have to cross Lexington,
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we have to go back downstairs
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and then we'll find Jane.
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Come on, come on, come here,
come here, come here.
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Soon as these doors open,
we're running, you understand?
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Running.
Got it.
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Oh, Christ.
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What is wrong with her?
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It's not her fault.
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(wheels screeching)
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Come on, come on!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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Goddamn shit, goddamn shit,
goddamn shit.
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Shit, shit, shit...
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You shouldn't curse
in front of your daughter.
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Shit!
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(wheels screeching)
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What?
You're okay?
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Okay, love you,
love you, love you.
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Sorry.
Okay.
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Yeah, it's fine, Dad.
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(man) Hey, are you okay?
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Are you lost?
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Well, my dad
told me to stay here.
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It was part of the subway rules.
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Plus, this is all my dream,
so everything is okay.
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Your dream.
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Let people off,
let people off, please!
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(horn honking)
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(groaning)
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Daddy, it worked and this
is all part of my dream!
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No, this is not a dream, Jane!
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It's not a dream!
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This is real!
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People get hurt!
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It's a dangerous world!
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Kids get stolen!
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And they disappear
forever, Jane!
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This is real!
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Bad things happen!
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You can't do something
like that ever again!
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Just--
Dad, Dad.
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It's enough.
No!
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It's enough.
(crying)
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Go ahead and cry, that's right!
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That's what you should be doing!
No.
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You should be scared and crying!
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Do you know what
could have happened?!
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No!
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It's not okay!
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Never do something
like that again!
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Never!
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Why did you do that?!
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Why did you do that, Jane?!
I don't like this dream.
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This is a bad dream.
No, it's not a good dream!
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You never do this again!
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This is a horrible dream.
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Come on, we're taking a cab.
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I'm taking you to your mom's.
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Go, come on, come on.
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Hey.
Mommy.
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Hi.
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(Jane) Hi, Patrick.
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Hi, Patrick.
Patrick.
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Hi, Louie.
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Hey, um...
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something happened,
we had a thing happen.
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What happened?
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First of all, last night,
Jane had a bad dream.
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Yeah, she gets those.
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No, so...
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but then this morning, she
says she's still dreaming.
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Like she's saying how
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everything is part of her dream.
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That, she's just
being creative--
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So then we're on the subway
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and right before
the doors close--
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The craziest...
lined up today
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And the thing
that would please me
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Oh yeah baby
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I just want to
know what to do
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'Cause you--
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Jane?
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Jane?!
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Stop, Jane.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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You tell me something right now.
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Is this a dream?
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Are we in your dream right now?
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No, Mommy.
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Is it true what your dad said,
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what you did on the subway?
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Yes, Mommy.
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Sorry, Mommy.
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You go to your room right now.
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Okay.
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Let's go, huh?
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(breathing heavily)
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Yeah.
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Yeah...
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(scoffing)
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(nervously chuckling)
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(inhaling deeply)
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(clearing throat)
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Okay?
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Uh-huh.
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All right, I'll talk
to you later.
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Uh-huh.
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Yep.
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(horn honking)
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(clanking)
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(speaking foreign language)
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Oh...
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(elevator bell ringing)
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(ringing continues)
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(ringing continues)
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What happened?
(ringing continues)
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I don't--
I don't know.
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What'd you do?
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I just pressed
the elevator button.
240
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Help!
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(elevator bell ringing)
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Someone's stuck.
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Oh, shit.
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Hey!
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Hello!
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Who's stuck in there?
(elevator bell ringing)
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Help, I'm st--
(man) Hello!
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I'm stuck!
Who's in there?
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Okay, well, don't
ring the bell no more.
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Just hold on.
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You hold on here.
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(woman) Hello?
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Hello?
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Help!
255
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Uh, he's coming right back.
256
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I'm afraid!
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You're fine.
258
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No, I'm not fine.
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I'm stuck.
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Well, yeah.
261
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You...
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Hold this.
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(grunting)
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Hello?
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Can you get me out of here?
266
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No, not right now!
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Why not?
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I can't move this elevator.
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I gotta call
the fire department.
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Can't you just get her out through--
No, no, no, no.
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That's how you
get cut in half, see?
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The elevator moves,
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and she gets out partway...
274
00:11:58,824 --> 00:12:00,692
(imitating slicing)
275
00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:03,995
I seen a guy cut
in half like a fish.
276
00:12:04,063 --> 00:12:05,730
Hold on here.
277
00:12:05,798 --> 00:12:07,332
I gotta go call fire...
278
00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:08,500
Hello?
279
00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:11,069
Hello, is someone there?
280
00:12:11,136 --> 00:12:13,571
Uh, yeah,
he's coming right back.
281
00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:15,373
He's just calling
the fire department.
282
00:12:15,441 --> 00:12:17,242
Can you help me?
283
00:12:17,309 --> 00:12:18,643
I can't get you out of there.
284
00:12:18,711 --> 00:12:21,079
But can you help me?
285
00:12:21,146 --> 00:12:22,647
How?
286
00:12:22,715 --> 00:12:24,549
I need my medication.
287
00:12:24,617 --> 00:12:26,651
It's very important.
288
00:12:26,719 --> 00:12:31,890
If-- if-- if you go to
my apartment, it's 2B.
289
00:12:31,957 --> 00:12:33,925
Can you help me?
290
00:12:33,993 --> 00:12:35,026
Okay.
291
00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:36,995
I will give you my keys.
292
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:40,031
And, um, if you
go in my kitchen,
293
00:12:40,099 --> 00:12:42,667
on the counter is my pills.
294
00:12:42,735 --> 00:12:44,068
Okay.
295
00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:45,603
I need them now.
296
00:12:45,671 --> 00:12:46,971
I'm sorry.
297
00:12:49,308 --> 00:12:50,909
I'll be right back.
298
00:12:50,976 --> 00:12:52,877
299
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:09,494
(floor creaking)
300
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:16,034
(pills rattling)
301
00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:33,952
Pee, pee, pee, pee, pee
pee, pee, pee, pee, pee
302
00:13:36,322 --> 00:13:39,257
And here's to you
Mrs. Pee-Pee Face
303
00:13:42,061 --> 00:13:43,127
(whimpering)
304
00:14:09,854 --> 00:14:12,455
I called the fire department!
305
00:14:12,523 --> 00:14:14,924
They're sending someone over!
306
00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:16,893
Please don't shout at me.
307
00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,795
I'm not shouting!
308
00:14:18,863 --> 00:14:22,065
I'm talking loud enough
so you can hear me in there!
309
00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:24,934
Oh, good, you're back.
310
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:26,002
Wha...
311
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:27,403
Oh, hello?
312
00:14:27,471 --> 00:14:30,073
Uh, hi, I got--
I got your pills.
313
00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:32,142
Oh, thank you so much.
314
00:14:32,209 --> 00:14:33,143
Okay.
315
00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,410
God bless you.
316
00:14:34,478 --> 00:14:37,080
All right, well,
so you're okay now, right?
317
00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:38,948
Well...
318
00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,785
It's awful being
trapped in here alone.
319
00:14:43,154 --> 00:14:46,022
Well, try to, uh,
try not to think about it.
320
00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:48,091
Try to think of something else.
321
00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:50,293
You know, like pretend, uh...
322
00:14:50,361 --> 00:14:52,562
you're in, uh, you're not stuck.
323
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,297
You're in a little waiting room
324
00:14:54,365 --> 00:14:56,499
with no chairs and no windows
325
00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,601
like on purpose.
326
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,770
You're very kind.
327
00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,972
All right, well,
he's gonna be back soon
328
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,641
with the fire department.
329
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:05,909
Yeah.
330
00:15:05,976 --> 00:15:09,646
All right, well, you don't
have to stay here with me.
331
00:15:10,948 --> 00:15:12,649
I'll be fine.
332
00:15:12,716 --> 00:15:13,950
Thank you.
333
00:15:14,018 --> 00:15:15,185
Thank you very much.
334
00:15:15,252 --> 00:15:17,020
Okay.
335
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:18,221
Hey, by the way,
336
00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:20,623
there's a woman
in your apartment.
337
00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:21,858
She's asleep on the sofa.
Oh!
338
00:15:21,926 --> 00:15:23,827
That's my niece.
339
00:15:23,894 --> 00:15:25,595
I did not know
that she was home.
340
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,731
Oh, please, can you go and
ask her to wait with me?
341
00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:29,766
Please?
Uh, sure.
342
00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:31,034
But she was sleeping.
343
00:15:31,101 --> 00:15:33,536
Oh, for heaven's sake, wake her.
344
00:15:33,604 --> 00:15:35,071
You still have my keys.
345
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:37,774
Yeah, I do.
346
00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:38,942
Okay.
347
00:15:39,009 --> 00:15:40,209
All right, I'll be right back.
348
00:15:48,352 --> 00:15:49,419
Hello.
349
00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:51,921
350
00:15:51,989 --> 00:15:53,356
Hello, hello?
351
00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:54,424
Hello.
352
00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:59,095
(keys jangling)
353
00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:00,230
Hello.
354
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:06,536
Uh, hi.
355
00:16:06,604 --> 00:16:07,937
You're kind of naked.
356
00:16:08,005 --> 00:16:09,405
I don't want to touch you.
357
00:16:13,544 --> 00:16:14,444
(whistling)
358
00:16:34,665 --> 00:16:36,299
Hello, hello, come on.
359
00:16:36,367 --> 00:16:38,735
Hello, hello, hello.
360
00:16:41,038 --> 00:16:41,938
All right.
361
00:16:49,013 --> 00:16:52,682
(shouting in foreign language)
362
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:53,816
No, no, no!
Your aunt!
363
00:16:53,884 --> 00:16:55,485
Your aunt...
(shouting continues)
364
00:16:55,552 --> 00:16:56,686
...is on the elevator!
365
00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,321
Your aunt is in the elevator!
366
00:16:58,389 --> 00:16:59,455
Your aunt is in the elevator!
(shouting continues)
367
00:16:59,523 --> 00:17:02,430
(siren blaring)
368
00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:05,967
(siren blaring)
369
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:09,404
(horn honking)
370
00:17:17,279 --> 00:17:19,114
(horn honking continues)
371
00:17:21,517 --> 00:17:22,617
(exhaling)
372
00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:28,523
Oh...
373
00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:29,824
Oh...
374
00:17:29,892 --> 00:17:30,792
Mother's tits.
375
00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,581
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00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:40,651
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378
00:17:43,889 --> 00:17:45,656
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379
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:48,292
we know you have no choice incable providers,
380
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,462
so we appreciateyour choosing us.
381
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,333
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382
00:17:58,303 --> 00:17:59,503
(doorbell ringing)
383
00:18:10,449 --> 00:18:12,717
Oh, hi.
384
00:18:12,784 --> 00:18:14,485
Uh, come, uh...
385
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:17,021
Hi.
386
00:18:19,191 --> 00:18:20,725
(speaking foreign language)
387
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,326
I'm sorry, um...
388
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,562
Oh, oh.
389
00:18:24,629 --> 00:18:26,497
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, no.
390
00:18:26,565 --> 00:18:28,699
Nah, just don't--
don't worry about it.
391
00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,234
Don't, uh...
392
00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:33,471
No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
393
00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:34,672
It's all right.
394
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:35,740
It's okay.
395
00:18:35,807 --> 00:18:36,907
(speaking foreign language)
396
00:18:36,975 --> 00:18:38,442
Yeah.
397
00:18:38,510 --> 00:18:39,543
(yelling)
398
00:18:39,611 --> 00:18:40,878
Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.
399
00:18:40,946 --> 00:18:43,347
You know, it's, uh...
400
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,549
That's nice,
don't worry about it.
401
00:18:45,617 --> 00:18:47,051
Thank you.
402
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:49,854
Oh, is that...
403
00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,389
(speaking foreign language)
404
00:18:51,456 --> 00:18:52,423
For me?
405
00:18:52,491 --> 00:18:54,024
Can you-- come in,
come on in.
406
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,226
Uh...
407
00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:56,861
Come on inside, please.
Okay.
408
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:57,895
Come on in.
409
00:18:57,963 --> 00:18:59,597
Yeah, this is my apartment.
410
00:18:59,664 --> 00:19:01,165
Come on in.
411
00:19:01,233 --> 00:19:02,666
Ah.
Yes.
412
00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:04,368
413
00:19:06,171 --> 00:19:07,571
This is really good.
414
00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:09,039
It's yummy.
415
00:19:09,107 --> 00:19:10,040
Yum-yum.
416
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,242
Yum-yum!
417
00:19:11,309 --> 00:19:12,309
It's delicious.
418
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:13,944
It's mmm.
419
00:19:14,012 --> 00:19:15,246
(speaking foreign language)
420
00:19:15,313 --> 00:19:16,280
You don't want it?
421
00:19:16,348 --> 00:19:17,381
No, no, this is for me.
422
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:18,649
No, I'm not serving
you any--
423
00:19:18,717 --> 00:19:20,117
Yeah, this is more for me.
424
00:19:20,185 --> 00:19:21,886
(laughing) Yeah, here we go.
425
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,053
You know what?
426
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,221
(speaking foreign language)
427
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,222
Yeah, look,
let's just--
428
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,357
let's just go ahead and...
429
00:19:27,826 --> 00:19:28,759
Let's just eat.
430
00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:31,095
Oh my God.
431
00:19:32,264 --> 00:19:34,698
I love, uh...
women.
432
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:36,901
Not all of them.
433
00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:40,237
But usually when I love
somebody, it's a woman.
434
00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:42,973
How do you know
you love somebody?
435
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,175
That's a good question.
436
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:45,776
How do you know you
love somebody?
437
00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:46,884
You know you love somebody
438
00:19:46,945 --> 00:19:49,647
when you share your innermost...
439
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:52,550
secret racism with them.
440
00:19:52,617 --> 00:19:54,685
That's...
441
00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:57,588
that's when you really know...
442
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,156
when you finally come out
443
00:19:59,224 --> 00:20:01,992
and say, "All right,
there's this black guy at work
444
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,495
"and, uh...
445
00:20:04,563 --> 00:20:06,893
Actually, you know what,
both black guys at work."
446
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:11,608
I have two daughters,
447
00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:16,179
so I'm raising two future women,
you know?
448
00:20:16,247 --> 00:20:17,380
Maybe.
449
00:20:17,448 --> 00:20:20,350
I mean, one of them might
be a guy later.
450
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,718
It's possible.
451
00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:22,919
It could happen.
452
00:20:22,987 --> 00:20:24,654
Someday, one of my
daughters will say,
453
00:20:24,722 --> 00:20:27,190
"Dad, I'm really a guy."
454
00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,619
And I'll be like,
"All right, well,
455
00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,226
"let's get you a dick.
456
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:32,956
"Let's get you a dick, honey.
457
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:36,433
"We're going to get you
the nicest dick in town.
458
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:41,137
Nothing is too good
for my little girl."
459
00:20:42,402 --> 00:20:52,369
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