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Oh my gosh!
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I got a tea set!
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Look, it's a blue monkey
Santa brought me!
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Aww, just like I asked him for!
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Sir, I need a blue monkey.
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I need a blue monkey.
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Oh Daddy, look!
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She's beautiful.
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What the hell?
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What the hell?
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What happened to your eyes?
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Jesus.
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Come on, come on.
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I got it, I got it.
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I got it.
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Okay...
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Dammit.
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Okay.
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There's got to be another
way through this.
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Oh, shit.
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Shit on my father's balls.
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Shit!
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Aw, sweet Jesus.
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Can you see?
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You pretty, pretty, pretty...
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Oh, come on.
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Okay.
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Oh shit!
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Shit.
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Look at the book Santa brought me.
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That's actually from me.
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Will you read it to me?
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Sure, come over here.
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"The Story About Ping."
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That's Ping.
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Cute duck.
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"Once upon a time, there
was a beautiful young duck
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"named Ping.
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"Ping lived with his mother
and his father
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"and his two sisters
and three brothers
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"and 11 aunts
and seven uncles and 42 cousins.
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That's in China.
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"Each morning as the sun
rose from the east,
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"Ping and his mother and his father
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"and his sisters and brothers
and aunts and uncles
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"and his 42 cousins
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"all marched one by one
down the little bridge
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"to the shore of
the Yangtze River."
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"It looks like it's so nice
to live on that river.
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"Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
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Mom!
Mommy!
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Hi.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Merry Christmas.
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How are you, Patrick?
Heya, man.
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Hi.
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Come see what Santa brought!
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Okay.
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Can I get something to
drink or something?
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Oh, no,
I'm good... thanks.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry I can't stay
longer, I just--
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I don't want to be late
for an international flight.
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Yeah, that's okay.
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When are you all returning?
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January 14th.
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I have all their schoolwork
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and I'm in touch with their teachers.
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Okay.
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Can you have them call me,
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maybe send
me pictures if you take any?
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Of course.
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Thank you.
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So is it like a no-go with
the Letterman thing?
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Oh, yeah, no.
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Yeah, that's not--
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Not-- Did not--
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Did not get that.
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That's--
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Anyway.
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Merry Christmas.
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Thanks.
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You too.
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How's it going?
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It's going.
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Hey, big brother.
Merry Christmas.
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Hey... Hi.
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Were you sleeping?
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Uh, yeah, I guess so.
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Bubba, it's 3:00 in
the afternoon.
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You okay?
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I'm fine.
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Are you all by yourself?
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Well, do you have to say "all"?
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I mean, can I just be by myself?
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The kids are with Janet?
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Yeah, for two weeks.
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What are you doing for New Year's?
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This.
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Ugh, Louie, come on, don't do that.
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I'm doing it.
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Louie, I don't want you to
be alone for New Year's.
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Louie.
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Debbie, I'm fine.
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Happy new year, merry
Christmas, I'm fine.
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Listen, we are taking the
kids to Mexico for New Year's.
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We're going to visit Abuelita
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and we're just gonna relax.
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I think you should come with us.
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Debbie.
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Doug bought you a ticket, okay?
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All you have to do--
Debbie--
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I don't want you to be by yourself.
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Doug is being really nice right now.
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Is that your brother?
Mm-hmm.
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Give me that.
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Yo.
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Is this Funnyman?
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Hey Doug, how you doing?
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Funnyman, listen up.
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We're taking the kids down
to Mexico to see your Abuelita.
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We are staying
at the Casa Grande Hotel.
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It's got a heated pool,
hot wings on tap.
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Now, I got you
first-class ticket out of that
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left wing Kennedy Airport?
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And you must come, I will
not take no for an answer.
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Doug, listen, that's
really nice of you, but I--
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Good!
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We'll see you there.
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Bye.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Debbie, listen,
I really--
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I can't do it, I can't.
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Well, I really hope you do.
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And if you don't, Happy New Year.
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Happy New Year to you, too.
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I love you, Louie.
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You know that.
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Yeah, I know... I--
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Okay, bye.
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Coming up, the story of anunusual Christmas gift
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received anonymously by a local woman.
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That's right, Jeff.
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Anna Davis didn't even know
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that her neighbors were gay men.
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Jim Callosonoponocco
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is live on the scene withthese report.
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Lily.
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Hi, Jane!
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Hi!
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Oh my gosh, it's so good to see you.
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Oh, we're grown-ups.
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Wow, we're like--
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Probably in our 20s.
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Probably... What do you do?
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Um, I have, like, a
career-y thing and--
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I work and--
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I'm probably an artist.
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Oh, my gosh.
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And hopefully, it's going well.
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Have you seen Daddy lately?
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Well, I saw him in April.
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What about you?
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I'm gonna see him for his birthday.
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How is he?
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Oh, boy.
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Not so good.
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I mean, he's so alone.
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I know, it's depressing.
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He just sits there in his
place and doesn't do anything.
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He doesn't see anybody.
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I know.
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And now it's too late for
him to even find someone.
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All he does is sit in that
big old chair
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and eat pinwheel cookies.
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It's so sad.
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He is all alone.
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Just alone and not with anybody.
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It's so sad that he's alone.
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I hate that he's alone.
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Always alone.
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Why didn't he try harder
to be less alone?
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Yeah.
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How are we gonna know when
we get to be this age
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not to be alone?
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Yeah.
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We're probably kind of... up
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from having that kind of a dad.
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Well, it's New Year's Eve,of course that means
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people partying, carrying on, sharing,
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but it's also a verybusy time at crisis centers.
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That's right, Trisha.
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Statistics show that NewYear's Eve is when folks
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are most likely to commit suicide.
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More than 500 New Yorkers are expected
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to take their own lives tonight,
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especially those who arespending New Year's Eve
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by themselves.
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All by themselves.
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Alone with no one near your body.
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Go ahead and put that gunin your mouth.
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Do you need a seat?
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Here you go.
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Louie!
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Liz?
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Oh, my God.
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Hey!
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Uh, she had cancer when
she was a teenager.
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Well, whatever it is, it is
coming back aggressively.
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Has she been in treatment?
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Has she been having any symptoms?
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I don't know, I--
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Are you in touch with her family?
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Because we're running tests,
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but I gotta figure out what this is.
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Pressure's dropping!
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Give her an amp with that thing.
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Go ahead.
Jesus, am I dying?
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Am I dying?
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Uh... I don't know.
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I'm not ready for this.
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This is crazy.
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You're gonna be okay.
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You're gonna be all right.
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I don't think so.
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Oh, Louie.
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Yeah?
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Bye.
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Okay, she's arresting.
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Here, ampul her.
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Paddles, paddles.
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Put it on 100 joules.
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Give me some gel.
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Here.
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Okay, let's go.
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Clear!
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No response.
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Okay, let's call it.
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11:59 p.m.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven, six!
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Five, four, three, two, one!
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Happy New Year!
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Happy New Year to you, guys!
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Sir, can you--
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I'm looking for the Yangtze River.
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Yangtze River?
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Yangtze River.
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Yangtze River.
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Yangtze River.
Please go away.
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Yangtze River.
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River.
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River?
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Yangtze-- Yeah.
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River, Yangtze River.
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I'm looking for the Yangtze River.
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Yangtze-- The river.
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Like, with ducks?
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Yangtze.
Jiangha?
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Say--?
Jiangha?
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Jianhga.
Jianhga.
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Jiangha, yeah.
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Jiangha.
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Jiangha.
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Jiangha?
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Yangtze River.
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That's it?
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Okay.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Oh, okay.
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Inside?
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Okay.
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Oh, Okay.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, thank you, thank you very much.
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Hey.
Yeah.
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What... I don't under--
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Migua.
Migua?
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Yingua.
Yingua?
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Fagua.
Fagua.
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Fagua?
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Wait, slow down.
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Ching chung.
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Ching hong!
Ching hong.
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Tai Beijing.
Tai Beijing.
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Dao wa ja.
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Dao wa ja.
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Rai.
Rai.
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Do ka.
Do ka!
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