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So how are the--
How are the kids?
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They're good.
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Jane gave me a really
hard time this morning,
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but I got 'em off to school, so.
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Okay, so I have a--
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I maybe have something
that I have to--
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Well, I got something I
gotta tell you about that's--
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maybe I have.
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Okay.
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Here's the thing.
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Okay, I was on-- I did "The
Tonight Show" the other night.
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I don't know if you saw it.
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It went really well.
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And so I had
a meeting at--
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I had a meeting at CBS.
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CBS?
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Yeah, with like, the chairman
of CBS, like in the--
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Anyway, he told--
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The thing is, though,
he told me--
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He made me sign
a confidentiality agreement
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saying I would never repeat this
to anybody, just so you know.
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So maybe you shouldn't tell me.
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No, I have to tell you
so I can tell you
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what's going on with me.
Okay.
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All right, look--
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David-- David Letterman
is retiring
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at the end of
next year and they're--
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I guess they're looking
at possibly--
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at maybe me to maybe be the guy
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who could replace him.
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Take over Letterman's job?
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Yeah.
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But so--
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Wait, you're just like,
on a list or something?
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Is that what you're telling me?
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Well, no,
apparently, it's--
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Like, it's between me
and Jerry Seinfeld,
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and obviously, he's
the frontrunner, but I--
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They're looking at me,
like, as an option.
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Because you'd be cheaper.
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Yeah.
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to like, train, and I'm supposed
to do a test show and--
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I guess if they
like the show--
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You know, it's a really outside shot.
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It's a way outside shot, but I have...
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a shot.
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And well, I'm telling
you this because I--
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Of course, I can't--
You know, I can't do it.
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What? Why?
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Because I got the kids
three days a week
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and if I had
a full-time job--
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This is more than
a full-time job.
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It's just--
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Ah, forget the kids.
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What?
The kids.
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I got the kids.
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You go do this, you go get this job.
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You go get this job.
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I don't even know if I can.
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Well, you can if you want it.
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You have to get this, Louie.
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Janet, I'm--
Jerry Seinfeld is--
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Oh, Jerry Seinfeld, boo.
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He's not even that good.
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I mean, not like that.
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His show was great,
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but that was a long time ago, okay?
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No, you have more than a shot.
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These people aren't idiots.
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They picked you for a reason.
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Janet, you're not--
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Look, I've been on the road
doing comedy,
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standup for all these years
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because I can do that and then--
I make my own schedule
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and then I'm able to take
my time with the kids
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so they're with me half the time,
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they're used to that, they need that.
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Louie, you'll see them on
the weekends,
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you'll have them over the summer.
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Yes, you'll see them a lot less,
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but that's because you'll have a job.
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I have a job.
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Louie.
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You came here so that I would tell you
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that you can't do this, didn't you?
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Because I need you to do
your share with the kids?
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That's why you're here?
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You don't have the gall
to take this thing on
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and you want me to blame?
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Here's the bad news, buddy.
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You can totally get this show
and the girls will be fine.
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I mean, this standup thing,
where's that going?
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It was going to this.
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If you don't do this, I mean,
what was it all for?
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What did you put
20 years into this for?
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What did I put my nine in for?
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Listen, you've been a fine father,
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but nobody needs a father that much.
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The girls need a role model.
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They need to see you live and succeed.
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Look, I'm not bitter about anything.
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You've--
I'm grateful to you.
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You supported us for years,
you supported me.
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And since I've got my
degree, I haven't needed you.
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I'm not asking you for anything.
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I'm just--
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I hate to see what the future will be
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if you don't make this happen.
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Hi, I'm--
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I'm here to see Jack Dahl.
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It's "Dahl."
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Dahl-- Dahl?
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It's "Dahl."
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Yes?
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Oh, yes.
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You can go in now.
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Thank you.
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He's waiting.
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Mr. Dahl.
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Dahl?
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My name's Louie C.K.
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I was sent here--
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Sent here?
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What are you, a letter?
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Nobody sent you.
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Well, I--
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He told me that I should contact you
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about the "Late Show" thing?
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That I-- He said--
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Well, I have a test show in,
like, two months
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and you were gonna-- Pick
up one of those cards.
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Excuse me?
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I said pick up one of those cards.
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These cards?
Yes.
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You stand there.
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And you stand there.
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Hold up the card.
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Uh--
Read the card!
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Okay.
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"President Nixon today--"
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Uh, Nixon?
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"President Nixon today announced
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"that he's going to recognize China,
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"but that if he's not careful,
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he might mistake them
for Korea."
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What--
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You forgot to say,
"We'll be right back."
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Oh, right.
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"We'll be right back."
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Took you one minute and 12 seconds
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to tell one joke.
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It's too long.
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Oh.
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No, I didn't--
I didn't--
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Comedy is about timing son.
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Timing.
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You gotta get 'em, you gotta tell 'em.
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Okay--
Work on your speed.
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Come back on Wednesday.
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Uh.
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Leave the card here.
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Oh, man.
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Hey!
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She's stealing!
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No, no, no, don't do that, Jane.
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Don't do that.
Daddy, she stole!
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Baby, come here, come here.
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Officer, that lady stole!
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I don't know what she's talking about.
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I did good, didn't I?
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All right, girls.
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Get ready for bed, all right?
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Louie C.K.?
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Hi.
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Hey, it's me, Jay Leno.
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Yeah, hi Jay, how you doing?
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Hey listen, I want to thank
you for last week, man.
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You really bailed us out.
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You were really terrific,
I really appreciate it.
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Oh, that's really nice,
Jay, thank you.
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Hey, I heard something
through the grapevine.
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You're up for Dave's job, huh?
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Oh.
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Yeah, I know you're not
supposed to tell,
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but you know, I know everything.
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Okay.
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So this is a big deal, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
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Listen, while I have you on the phone,
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can I ask you something?
Yeah sure, go ahead.
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Well, should I take the job?
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I mean, if I get it?
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You really want to know?
Yeah.
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Uh, don't do it.
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Really?
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Well, you know how you're the
hip guy, you're the cool guy?
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That used to be me.
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But then you gotta do
14 minutes every single night.
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Nobody is hip every single night.
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I wish somebody had told me that.
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Wow.
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Okay.
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I hope you get it and if you get it,
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it's the last time we'll
talk as friends.
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Well, thanks, Jay.
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Okay.
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Good luck, bye-bye.
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Jay Leno is a liar, okay?
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He loves that job.
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It's his whole life.
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He's just trying to get rid of you.
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Yeah, "oh."
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You gotta get your head up, man.
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It's the late-night wars.
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Wars.
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Everybody's out to get you.
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You gotta smarten up.
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And don't listen to nobody.
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And nobody meaning
Jay Leno in particular.
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Right.
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Right.
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Shit.
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You might have something here, Louie.
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Don't [BLEEP] it up.
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I gotta go see the guy.
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Thanks, man.
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Watch your back.
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Yeah.
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Did you know Letterman was retiring?
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Well, how the--
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How do I know and you don't know?
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Start.
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What?
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Start.
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Start what?
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Hosting "Late Show
with Louie C.K."
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Go!
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Oh.
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All right.
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Hey, all right, let's get started.
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I'm Louie C.K.
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You don't need to tell 'emyour name, son.
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The announcer does that.
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Well, I don't know where
you want me to start.
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Hello?
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I'm coming in.
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Look, I-- I don't know.
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I guess I just don't know
exactly what you--
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What you want me to--
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You come out, you say hello,
you start the show,
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here's the show.
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What's the mystery?
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Move aside.
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Go watch on the TV.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Dahl!
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Good evening.
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Good evening.
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This is "Late Show."
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Can you do it?
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I don't--
I don't think so.
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Skip it.
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Let's get to the jokes.
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Have you been working on your speed?
Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, stand right there.
All right.
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Read.
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"Today President Reagan--"
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Reagan?
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Can I have some today jokes?
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You're not ready.
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"Today President Reagan said
that Russia is an evil empire
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and that Margaret Thatcher
is an ugly cuss."
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We'll be right back.
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Not bad, not bad.
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Okay, relax.
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Let's talk about this.
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Talk about what?
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Body, face, beard, hair,
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clothes, you.
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Let's talk about it.
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Okay, look--
I'd rather not.
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Listen, crackerjack,
if you're gonna be televised,
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you gotta be easy on the eyes.
287
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It's no good if people
hate looking at you....
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You need a suit, a tie...
289
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and some Brylcreem.
290
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Listen, Jack, I gotta say
something right now, I think.
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Okay.
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All right, I-- I am not
gonna wear a suit, okay?
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And I get that late-night show
hosts have always worn them.
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Jack Parr, Steve Allen,
295
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Carson, Letterman,
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not a T-shirt in the bunch.
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Just 'cause you like laying
around your house
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in your underpants doesn't mean
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the United States
of America has to see it.
300
00:16:11,445 --> 00:16:12,901
I'm not--
You put on a suit, brother.
301
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I'm not wearing a suit.
302
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I'm sorry, I'm not doing it.
303
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I've been this guy for 25 years,
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I'm not gonna
become a different person.
305
00:16:20,221 --> 00:16:22,544
I'm doing the best I can
at adapting here
306
00:16:22,657 --> 00:16:25,046
and I know I have to do
new things, but I don't--
307
00:16:25,159 --> 00:16:29,362
I feel like I've given this
a lot of thought and I've--
308
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:38,392
Go see a man named Alphonse
at this address,
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00:16:38,505 --> 00:16:42,362
tomorrow morning,
9:00 sharp.
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Are we done?
311
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:45,710
Dear God, I hope so.
312
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,573
Keep your hands
up, keep your hands up.
313
00:17:38,056 --> 00:17:39,945
Do you know Alphonse?
Do you know where Alphonse--
314
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,513
There you go.
315
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:44,016
Is he that guy on the left?
316
00:17:44,129 --> 00:17:46,664
Keep your hands up, both your
hands, both your hands.
317
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:01,567
There you go.
318
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,968
Hi, are you Alphonse?
Yeah.
319
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My name's Louie,
I was sent here to--
320
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:07,906
Yeah, Jack wanted me to get you ready.
321
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,841
Yeah, um.
322
00:18:09,954 --> 00:18:11,309
Come on, fight your way out,
fight your way out.
323
00:18:11,422 --> 00:18:13,411
Get out that corner,
get out the corner!
324
00:18:13,524 --> 00:18:15,091
Fight your way out!
There you go.
325
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,252
Go on in the back,
get yourself--
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Get yourself ready.
327
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I didn't know I was working out.
328
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I don't have shorts or anything.
329
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Shorty.
330
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Take him to the back, get him
some shorts and gloves.
331
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,519
Get on up in here.
332
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,250
What do I do?
333
00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:52,797
You're gonna fight him.
334
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,935
You're gonna fight him.
335
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:23,296
Oh shit!
336
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Okay, come back tomorrow.
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Extra!
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Speculation that DavidLetterman is retiring
339
00:19:42,652 --> 00:19:44,808
at the end of this yearand who will replace him
340
00:19:44,921 --> 00:19:46,676
has just gotten more interesting.
341
00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:48,344
In addition to Jerry Seinfeld,
342
00:19:48,457 --> 00:19:51,081
who is widely regarded asthe frontrunner for the job,
343
00:19:51,194 --> 00:19:54,851
comedian Chris Rock has emergedas a strong possibility.
344
00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:56,986
Chris Rock has denied beingconsidered,
345
00:19:57,099 --> 00:19:59,589
but inside sourcessay he has lobbied hard
346
00:19:59,702 --> 00:20:01,502
to beat Jerry Seinfeld for the job.
347
00:20:11,301 --> 00:20:13,257
It's Dahl.
348
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:15,192
Dahl?
349
00:20:15,305 --> 00:20:16,860
It's "Dahl."
350
00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:18,595
Dahl?
351
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,130
"Dahl."
352
00:20:20,243 --> 00:20:21,925
Dahl?
353
00:20:22,185 --> 00:20:23,414
"Dahl."
354
00:20:23,637 --> 00:20:24,637
Dahl?
355
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:25,858
"Dahl."
356
00:20:25,978 --> 00:20:26,963
Dahl?
357
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,263
"Dahl."
358
00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:30,149
Dahl?
359
00:20:31,117 --> 00:20:33,031
"Dahl."
360
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:34,292
Dahl?
361
00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:36,982
It's "Dahl."
362
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,751
"Dahl."
363
00:20:39,012 --> 00:20:40,439
"Dahl."
364
00:20:45,774 --> 00:20:47,152
Thank you.
365
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:51,752
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