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Oh, shit.
Hi.
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Hey, how you doing?
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Hi, how are you?
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How are you, Delores?
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I wanted to talk to
you about something
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regarding the time that you...
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came to my apartment.
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Hey.
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Do you remember?
Yes, I...
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Yes, I do.
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Oh, Daddy.
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Well, I'm having some
residual feelings
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about what happened.
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Oh, Daddy, I'm so sorry!
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What kind of residual...
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Have you told anyone
about what happened?
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No, of course not.
Why not?
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What?
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I've been
talking about it a lot.
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You have?
Yes.
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In therapy.
Ah, okay.
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I mean, um.
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In fact, I wanted to
ask you for a favor.
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What's that?
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Will you come to
therapy with me?
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You want me to come to
your therapist with...
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Yeah, I have some things
to say to you
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about what happened
and I would feel better
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if it was in my therapist's presence.
Are you upset with me, or...
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What...
Are you gonna do it or not?
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I don't think so, Delores.
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I don't think
I'm gonna do that.
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I'll...
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Well, can I ask for your
help with something else?
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What?
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This Sunday,
I want to rent a van
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and I want to go to the IKEA
in New Jersey.
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I need a lot of
stuff for my home right now
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and Nelson's father isn't
paying much support.
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Okay, so--
Will you come with me?
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You want me to go to
IKEA with you?
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Delores.
What?
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You don't-- if you want
something from me,
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you could just ask--
I'm not asking for charity from you.
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I don't need your help.
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I'm just saying,
if you offer it,
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I'll suck your dick.
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Hi, Meredith, how you doing?
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It's nice to see you.
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I think this rug will
fit in Nelson's room but.
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I don't know about the color.
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It would be a lot more help
if you would participate.
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How do you want me
to participate?
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You know, it really burns me
that you need me to tell you
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how to be helpful.
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It's harder than doing
everything myself and.
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It's insulting, really.
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Hey, Delores, if you need
something, just ask for it,
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don't make me read your mind.
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Oh, thank you.
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Thanks for answering
my request for help
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by making fun of me.
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I'm not making fun of you.
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What is your problem?
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I'm trying-- What--
What's your problem?
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I don't have a problem,
I have a lot of stuff
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that I have to accomplish.
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Let's not let that
happen to us.
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Okay, hossenfeffer.
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I'm gonna pry it out of you--
I'm not--
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You're not prying it out of me.
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I'll tell you.
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If you wanna know what I think
of the rug, I'll tell you.
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It's fine.
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"It's fine," that's it?
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That's your opinion, that's
all you have to offer?
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It's a rug!
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It's fine.
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That's the level of passion
that a rug warrants.
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It's a rug, it doesn't
solve all of my problems.
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But it doesn't make me angry.
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It's a rug--
it doesn't smell bad,
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it's flat, it's blue,
it goes on the floor.
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It's not coated with AIDS
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and it's not a portal
to a nether place.
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It's-- it's-- it doesn't
make me come, but it's fine.
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Ah, Delore.
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Jesus.
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Hey.
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All right, I'm sorry.
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Okay, all right, okay.
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Okay, it's all right.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I owe you a blow job.
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You know what,
don't worry about it.
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No, I owe it to you.
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I prefer to stick to
our arrangement.
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Okay, well, you can
just owe it to me, okay?
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So...
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notify me when you
want me to...
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suck it.
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Okay.
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Maybe I should have
gotten two of those chairs.
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You mean the rattan chairs?
Mm-hmm.
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No, no, no.
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The painted ones are good,
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they're gonna be better
for your space,
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they'll be more practical.
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You did good.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi!
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Hi.
Hi!
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You must be Doris.
Yes, hi, you're Louie?
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That's me.
Hello.
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Nice to meet you.
Uh, so, um.
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Well...
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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- No, oh, no, I'm fine, I've got
my own water right here. - Okay.
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Well, this is my-- this is my piano.
Oh, all right, great.
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So should we.
Yeah.
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No, no, can I ask what made you
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wanna decide to take
piano lessons?
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You told me on the phone
that this is your first time.
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Oh, yeah, well, it's kind of
weird 'cause I'm 44, right,
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and most people
probably don't start--
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No, that's great, it's great.
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Well-- okay, well, I bought
this piano for my kids
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so they can learn
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and neither of them wanted to.
Right.
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And then I just decided,
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you know, screw them, I'll learn piano.
Great.
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I don't know.
Great.
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So we're starting from scratch?
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Yeah, from scratch.
Great.
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Okay, well.
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the thing to know about
the piano is that--
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That was--
that was really nice.
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Oh.
That's really good.
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Well, you'll-- you'll
play like that soon enough.
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But the piano is actually the...
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...the soul and the heart of--
Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll just ignore--
No, no, no, that's okay, you can get it.
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Just one call, okay, thank you.
Yeah, it's okay.
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Hello?
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Hi.
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So listen, either you
gave me the crabs
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or I gave you
the crabs but anyway--
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I have the crabs
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and you were inside me last
week, so you got crabs too.
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Uh. so...
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Jesus!
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You didn't feel itchy?
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Yeah, but I thought it--
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I thought it was
laundry detergent.
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No. Crabs.
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Uh.
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So... fuck you
or sorry.
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I don't know which one.
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Bye.
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Uh.
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Are you okay?
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Well, I got a little bit
of an emergency and I'm...
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It's okay, it's gonna be okay but it's kind of--
Oh, I'm so sorry.
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It's something I just need
to deal with right now,
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so I don't think I can do this right now.
Oh, oh--
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I'm really sorry but I really think I--
It's okay... okay.
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I gotta ask you to go 'cause I gotta--
Oh, no, that's all right.
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Can we just do this another time?
Sure, sure, sure, sure, no problem.
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I'll pay you for today, I don't mean to--
No, no, no, no, no.
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That's okay, that's okay.
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I'm really sorry,
Doris, I just, uh...
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Ahh!
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Excuse me, uh...
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Yes, can I help you?
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Yeah, I have, uh,
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I-- Crabs.
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Can I--
Do you need the shampoo?
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Yes.
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I had it when I was younger,
so I remember
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but I don't--
Do you have it?
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Do you not have it?
Yeah, we keep it behind the counter.
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It's nonprescription
but if we kept it out there,
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nobody would ever pay for it.
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Ah, okay.
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Can I have it, please?
Yes.
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Uh, I'm gonna have to
put it together for you.
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It's a kit.
Great.
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Excuse me.
Yes, can I help you?
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I'd like to speak to
the pharmacist.
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Um, what about?
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Well, I got this
prescription here
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but, um...
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but I want to consult with him.
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I didn't get my consultation.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, that's an antibiotic,
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so if you just follow
the instructions,
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you should be just fine.
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Of course.
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But I would like to speak with him.
Well...
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I need a consultation.
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Yes-- He's busy
at the moment.
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Well, when can I speak to him?
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What seems to be the problem?
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Well, I wanna make sure
I'm taking it right.
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Are you taking water with it?
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Yes.
And food?
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Yes, I've been
taking it with my meals.
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And have you been
urinating regularly?
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Well yes, I have.
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How many times
did you urinate today?
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Well, uh...
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Three times, I urinated
three times today.
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Did you have
a bowel movement today?
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Yes, I did,
I had a bowel movement!
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What was it like?
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Was it soft?
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Was it hard?
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Or was your
bowel movement normal?
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Well, it was perhaps
a little soft
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but it was mostly normal.
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You should be fine.
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Thank you.
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There you go.
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And the winner of my house,and the 17 $40 prize.
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It's time for "Retro Comedy Showcase!"
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And now, the '80s.
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First up, Louie CK.
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Thank you very much!
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My name is Louie.
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I have red hair,
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which means I can'tgo to the beach
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because I don't really tan,
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I just kind of burstinto flames.
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So I live in New York City.
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New York is a-- is a--it's the only city
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I've ever been where youactually have to say things
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like, "Hey, that's mine,don't pee on that."
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But, uh...
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Thank you very much, you'vebeen a pleasure, good night!
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Now it's time forSarah Silverman!
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Hey, how are you doing?
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Thank you very much,it's really nice to be here.
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You know, I was just back East'cause my sister got married,
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and it was really neat,
248
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you know, they took eachother's last names.
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They hyphenated it, you know?
250
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So now my sister's name is:Susan Silverman-Abromowitz.
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They're thinking of justshortening it to just:
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Jews.
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Ha-ha!
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... the Jews,they're good people.
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Hey!
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Hey, you gotta turn on the
Comedy channel right now.
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Oh, no, why?
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..best friend.
Oh, no!
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00:13:40,962 --> 00:13:43,055
Oh, no.
You look like my friend Debbie.
260
00:13:43,168 --> 00:13:44,289
Oh, God.
261
00:13:44,402 --> 00:13:46,325
You know what,
I think I look better now.
262
00:13:46,438 --> 00:13:48,427
Yeah, you do, it's true.
263
00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:50,062
It's sad, though, you know,'cause we're not really
264
00:13:50,175 --> 00:13:51,664
friends anymore, but...
265
00:13:51,777 --> 00:13:55,335
"I was so cute
and I didn't know better."
266
00:13:55,448 --> 00:13:57,037
It's a lot of those
kind of jokes.
267
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,471
"Did I say something?
268
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I didn't even know
I said something."
269
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Oh, pathological liar.
270
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How are you?
271
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I'm okay, I had a stupid day.
272
00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,282
Why?
273
00:14:09,395 --> 00:14:11,282
And now, Marc Maron!
274
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Oh, my God, Marc Maron!
275
00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,139
How you doing, folks,all right?
276
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Yeah!
277
00:14:19,603 --> 00:14:21,826
Let's start a revolution,what do you think?
278
00:14:21,939 --> 00:14:23,328
That never happensin this country.
279
00:14:23,441 --> 00:14:24,929
All I know is, last year,
280
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a million students rebelledin China;
281
00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:29,334
650,000 people in Romania;
282
00:14:29,447 --> 00:14:30,890
a half a millionin East Germany--
283
00:14:31,010 --> 00:14:32,011
I'm thinking to myself,
284
00:14:32,124 --> 00:14:34,272
you couldn't get a half-millionAmericans together
285
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unless it was a reallygood rock-'n'-roll show...
286
00:14:36,287 --> 00:14:39,177
Look at him, he looks adorable.
287
00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,246
... giving away beer.
288
00:14:41,359 --> 00:14:43,548
I mean, if I came up to youand I said, "Come!
289
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"We must go tothe center of town
290
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fight for freedom,democracy and our rights!"
291
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,757
You would be like, "Tonight?
292
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We rented 'Batman,' um..."
293
00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:57,195
Are you still watching?
294
00:14:57,308 --> 00:14:58,497
Yeah.
295
00:14:58,610 --> 00:15:01,467
Are you okay?
296
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:03,569
It's weird to see him
right now.
297
00:15:03,682 --> 00:15:05,171
Why?
298
00:15:05,284 --> 00:15:08,241
I haven't talked to
Marc in ten years.
299
00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:10,777
That's crazy-- what?
300
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:11,912
You guys never made up?
301
00:15:12,025 --> 00:15:13,814
You guys were best friends
for years.
302
00:15:13,927 --> 00:15:15,549
I know.
303
00:15:15,662 --> 00:15:18,218
And then we had that thing
happen and it was--
304
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,386
it was really bad.
305
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:20,666
What even happened?
306
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:25,237
Well shit.
307
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:29,174
He...
308
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,138
Oh, my God.
309
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,307
What?
310
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:42,543
Oh...
311
00:15:42,656 --> 00:15:43,778
Oh, my God.
312
00:15:43,891 --> 00:15:45,413
Jesus, I've been--
313
00:15:45,526 --> 00:15:48,483
I've been mad at Marc
for ten years.
314
00:15:48,596 --> 00:15:49,784
You know, not actively
315
00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:51,887
but I wrote him off
316
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,655
because he did this
really shitty thing to me
317
00:15:53,768 --> 00:15:55,490
and I just--
318
00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:57,458
he never apologized.
319
00:15:57,571 --> 00:15:58,859
I was done with him.
320
00:15:58,972 --> 00:16:01,163
And just now, I realized
321
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:03,830
that it was my fault.
322
00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,265
Really?
323
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:07,701
Completely my fault.
324
00:16:07,814 --> 00:16:09,971
I'm stunned.
325
00:16:10,084 --> 00:16:14,208
I mean, I can't believe that
I ever blamed him for that.
326
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,244
And it was...
327
00:16:16,357 --> 00:16:18,980
I was such an asshole.
328
00:16:19,093 --> 00:16:20,548
Well, you grew up, Louie.
329
00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,216
I mean, a lot's happened to you
330
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,718
in the past ten years,
and him too, I'm sure.
331
00:16:24,831 --> 00:16:27,754
This is good, it's growth,
you should call him.
332
00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:29,215
I don't know.
333
00:16:29,328 --> 00:16:30,329
I don't even think
I have a good number
334
00:16:30,442 --> 00:16:31,557
for him anymore.
335
00:16:31,670 --> 00:16:34,367
I have it, Lou,
call him right now.
336
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,374
Okay, I will.
337
00:16:43,014 --> 00:16:44,381
One second.
338
00:16:48,652 --> 00:16:49,940
Hey, man.
Hi.
339
00:16:50,053 --> 00:16:51,375
What's up?
How you doing?
340
00:16:51,488 --> 00:16:52,843
Thank you for...
Okay.
341
00:16:52,956 --> 00:16:54,211
I really appreciate you
having me over.
342
00:16:54,324 --> 00:16:55,546
Yeah, I...
343
00:16:55,659 --> 00:16:57,848
Of course.
344
00:16:57,961 --> 00:16:59,516
You want to--
you want to sit down, or...
345
00:16:59,629 --> 00:17:01,917
Sure.
346
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:04,520
There's fine.
347
00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:06,823
What's up, man?
348
00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:09,489
Hey, uh, listen,
thank you, uh..
349
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:15,764
This is kind of
hard to say, okay?
350
00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:18,635
I-- okay, look.
351
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:23,406
You know we had that
fight, like, ten years ago?
352
00:17:23,519 --> 00:17:26,777
I-- I held that against you
for ten years
353
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:29,010
and that's--
354
00:17:29,123 --> 00:17:30,678
that's hard to
even say because--
355
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,714
Okay, I mean,
from my point of view,
356
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,983
it's always been that you did
something really...
357
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,617
really wrong to me
358
00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:39,580
and then you just
refused... that--
359
00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,856
I mean, that's the way that
I looked at it, you know?
360
00:17:41,969 --> 00:17:43,791
And, uh.
361
00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:45,625
So the other day, I was
thinking about it again,
362
00:17:45,738 --> 00:17:47,494
I guess I hadn't really thought
about it for a long time,
363
00:17:47,607 --> 00:17:49,062
not in detail,
364
00:17:49,175 --> 00:17:50,530
and I really went over it
in my head, you know,
365
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,466
I don't know why,
366
00:17:52,579 --> 00:17:58,071
and I realized that it was
my fault, completely.
367
00:17:58,184 --> 00:18:01,775
And it's like--
I was a total asshole to you
368
00:18:01,888 --> 00:18:03,444
and I stopped being your friend
369
00:18:03,557 --> 00:18:06,914
and I'm shocked now
when I think of it...
370
00:18:07,027 --> 00:18:08,349
that I would ever have
thought it was
371
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:09,584
anything that you did.
372
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,022
You did nothing
and I-- and I--
373
00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:13,957
I know that now
374
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:17,527
and I don't know how to--
how to, uh... look back--
375
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,942
you know, you look back
at your actions and.
376
00:18:22,545 --> 00:18:24,067
Man, I don't know--
377
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,903
I don't know if this
has any meaning
378
00:18:26,016 --> 00:18:28,839
or worth to
you and I don't--
379
00:18:28,952 --> 00:18:32,042
Maybe this is just more
of me being selfish,
380
00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:35,079
but I just wanna
say, Marc, that I'm sorry
381
00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:37,960
and I wish that, uh.
382
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:42,498
Well, I don't know
what else to say.
383
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:49,860
Okay, is--
is that it, or.
384
00:18:49,973 --> 00:18:52,496
Yeah, I guess so.
385
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:53,930
All right, well,
I appreciate that,
386
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,966
but I guess you don't remember,
387
00:18:56,079 --> 00:18:57,868
but you came over
here five years ago
388
00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,448
and said the exact same thing.
389
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,436
I did?
390
00:19:05,549 --> 00:19:06,549
Yeah.
391
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:07,811
I mean, you cried that time.
392
00:19:07,924 --> 00:19:09,413
You didn't cry this time,
so that's--
393
00:19:09,526 --> 00:19:12,783
I guess that's something.
394
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:14,830
Shit, I kind of remember that now.
Yeah.
395
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,056
Well, look,
I accepted that time,
396
00:19:19,169 --> 00:19:20,925
I don't know, this time--
whatever.
397
00:19:21,038 --> 00:19:22,493
I don't know what-- what--
398
00:19:22,606 --> 00:19:23,661
do you need something from me,
do you want--
399
00:19:23,774 --> 00:19:26,431
No, no.
400
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:27,732
I'm sorry.
401
00:19:27,845 --> 00:19:29,101
Okay, again?
402
00:19:29,214 --> 00:19:31,804
All right.
Okay, I'm.
403
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:33,706
Okay.
Okay.
404
00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:35,541
We good then, are we...
Yeah, yeah, man, okay, I'm sorry.
405
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:37,143
Okay, all right.
406
00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:38,811
Uh...
It's all right.
407
00:19:38,924 --> 00:19:40,179
I mean, you know, it happens.
Shit.
408
00:19:40,292 --> 00:19:41,881
Yeah... you know.
All right.
409
00:19:41,994 --> 00:19:43,509
All right, well...
410
00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:44,622
I really am sorry,
though, just so you know.
411
00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:45,818
Okay.
412
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,552
Okay, I get it, it's okay.
413
00:19:47,665 --> 00:19:49,021
You know what would be
really great, though?
414
00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:51,590
If maybe you call me up,
you ask me for coffee,
415
00:19:51,703 --> 00:19:53,125
we go out to dinner--
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
416
00:19:53,238 --> 00:19:54,626
Something like that?
Yeah, we'll do that.
417
00:19:54,739 --> 00:19:56,028
Okay, great.
418
00:19:56,141 --> 00:19:57,964
Or we can just do this again
in five years.
419
00:19:58,077 --> 00:19:59,732
Okay, man.
It's all right.
420
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:01,968
Okay.
All right, all right, okay.
421
00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:03,503
How you been?
Good, man.
422
00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:04,838
That's very nice
for you to ask.
423
00:20:04,951 --> 00:20:06,740
Okay... okay?
All right, yeah.
424
00:20:06,853 --> 00:20:08,674
All right.
425
00:20:08,787 --> 00:20:09,787
Jesus.
426
00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:21,079
Jon Manfrellotti, folks.
427
00:20:21,192 --> 00:20:23,949
The guy who wrote "Kumbaya,"Mr. Jon Manfrellotti.
428
00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:26,251
Oh, that's so sad.
429
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:27,686
Why sad?
430
00:20:27,799 --> 00:20:29,622
Because he died.
431
00:20:29,735 --> 00:20:31,090
No, he didn't.
432
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:32,370
He didn't die?
433
00:20:32,974 --> 00:20:34,763
No, he's completely alive.
434
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:37,399
He's doing really well, he
writes for "Family Guy."
435
00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:40,770
Felt good being sad
for somebody.
436
00:20:40,883 --> 00:20:42,839
Who else died?
437
00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:44,206
Richard Nixon.
438
00:20:45,617 --> 00:20:48,911
Singing "Mack the Knife,"you remember.
439
00:20:49,024 --> 00:20:50,379
We also have the heavy metalcountry western band
440
00:20:50,492 --> 00:20:51,614
after that.
441
00:20:51,727 --> 00:20:52,882
"Jed Zeppelin."
442
00:20:52,995 --> 00:20:55,585
So, uh, please...pace yourself.
443
00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:58,166
Gonna be all on a slow ship.
444
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:02,766
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