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But I date now,
and I went on a date,
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and I get nervous when I date,
I get very nervous.
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I went on this date
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and we went out to
dinner and all these things
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and then I took her home
and she went inside
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and then I farted
for the rest of my life.
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I just...
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farted for the rest of my life,
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as soon as she was inside.
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Young gorgeous women must have
the hardest time
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and a lot of people
think they have advantages,
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like, oh, if you're a pretty
girl, hey, you know, it's easy.
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People buy you drinks.
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Oh, wow, boy.
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What is that,
a $16 savings every week?
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Free drinks.
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It must be so much
pressure to be,
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like, a really cute young girl.
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First of all,
you're smaller than most people,
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you're adults,
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and you're walking around
and there's just massive men,
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like, three times your size
and they just--
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Every single--
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That's a lot to take on.
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Someone else's cum fantasy.
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Like, you--
he just looks at you
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and you just feel, just, buckets
of cum hit you on the face.
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Hey, hi.
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Hi.
Hey.
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What do you want to do?
Uh, I don't care.
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I know a good bar, is that cool?
That's-- Yeah, sure.
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Good night, Seymour.
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My name's Roger.
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What do you want to drink?
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Uh, drink...
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Uh, beer.
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Can I have a beer
and two Jagers?
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Honey, I'm not gonna
serve you two Jagers.
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What?
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Not after the last time
you were here.
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I'm not gonna start you
off two-fisted with Jager.
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Where are you--
You okay?
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What...
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What happened?
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It's too crowded in there.
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Yes, thank God.
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I hate when it--
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Places like that,
when they're all crowded.
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Hey, let's not go to a bar.
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Do you need to have a drink?
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I don't want to.
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Do you?
I'm fine with whatever.
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Can we walk?
Sure.
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Let's just walk!
Okay.
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My favorite part of New York
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is that you can just
walk and walk
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and you'll never
run out of city.
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Yeah, I love walking in
New York, I love it.
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You do?
Yeah, sure.
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Are you just saying that
because you're on a date
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you wanna agree with me?
Totally, I hate walking.
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See?
Don't do that.
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Just tell me the truth.
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I like to disagree.
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Okay, well, then can we
get in a cab or go--
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No!
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I'm gonna make you walk.
Why, 'cause I'm fat?
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Yes.
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You're fat.
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And I have no tits.
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Let's be honest.
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It's the only way I'll
continue this date with you.
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Okay.
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You're just gonna have to
keep up with me
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because I reveal myself
very quickly to people.
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I had a carcinoma when I was 14,
I was supposed to die.
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You were supposed to die?
Yes!
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Did somebody say it to you like that?
Someone-- Yes!
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They said it like that?
Someone actually said that to me.
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So you--
They said it like that?
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I was in school, my parents
got a call from the doctors
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telling them the diagnosis.
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My mom...
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lost her mind, she came into
the school to just pull me out.
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I was walking from
home economics
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to science class to see my mom
standing in the school office,
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she's crying.
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My father's sitting next
to her, he's not mad at her
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and then this girl, this really
mean girl named Mandy Stewart,
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she sees me, she comes
up to me and she says,
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"Your mom is here because you're
supposed to die or something."
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Oh, my God.
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It doesn't sound like your
mom handled that
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in the best possible way,
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from a parenting point of view.
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Y'know, beating that disease
wore me down to 70 pounds.
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I had no hair,
my teeth fell out,
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I was wearing dentures
by the time I was 15.
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But the hardest part of it
was my mom,
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dealing with my poor mom
and getting her through it.
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I mean, I'd be...
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puking and she'd
be kneeling next to me
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on the bathroom floor, sobbing.
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I mean, I'm literally puking
chemo vomit into a toilet
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and patting my
poor mother on the back,
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trying to comfort her.
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I'm sorry I told you.
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I tell everything.
No, it's okay.
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I... I'm glad
you made it.
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I'm just glad that you're okay.
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Can we go to this vintage store?
All right.
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So when I got healthy again,
I couldn't be in school.
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And when you
go to hell and back
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and you literally see death
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come right into your face
like this
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and it turns you into
a little gray skeleton--
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I had one picture of me
from back then--
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I made my dad take it.
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I look like
an 80-year-old woman.
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And then death, you know,
backs away into the mist
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and...
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all the sudden,
my body's accepting nutrients
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and within a month,
I'm a healthy 15-year-old girl
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with a cool punky haircut.
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I mean, can you imagine?
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No, I can't.
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How do you sit and learn algebra
in a classroom, you know?
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Why?
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I never went back.
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What did you do?
Oh, my God.
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Look at this.
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Will you try this on?
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No.
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Please.
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Are you being serious right now?
Come on.
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Wait a minute, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait...
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Come on!
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Try it on.
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No.
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And... why?
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I don't know.
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I really don't.
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I've never asked a guy to do
anything like this.
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I-- Maybe it's a test.
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A test?
Yes.
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Do you like me?
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Yeah, I like you.
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Well, what do you want to do?
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Do you want to
say a list of things
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you think might impress me
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or do you want to try this on
and make me really like you,
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just for having the guts?
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Plus, I think it'll look
pretty on you.
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Hey.
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I'm not making fun of you,
I promise.
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Come on.
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I mean, this is kind of sexy,
isn't it?
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Come on, try it on.
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Grow some guts.
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I'm gonna stand right here
and watch you.
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Look...
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I don't-- I don't care,
I'll try it on.
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I'll do it.
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Okay, step in.
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Okay, turn around.
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Okay, turn around.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay, okay.
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Okay, okay, congratulations.
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No, no, no.
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Congratulations to you.
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Because you are
officially great.
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I'll wait for you outside.
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Are you hungry?
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Yeah, very.
Hey, let's not eat.
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Stay hungry,
it'll sharpen your brain.
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All right.
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Can I ask you a question?
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You-- What?
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What is your name?
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Oh, my God, we never did that.
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My name is Louie, hi.
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Louie.
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Louie, Louie.
Yeah, that's right.
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Okay.
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What's your name?
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Tape Recorder.
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What?
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My name is Tape Recorder.
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My parents were fighting about
what to call me
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and when I was born,
they still hadn't decided.
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They just started
calling me that
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as something to refer to me by
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until they could think--
think of a better name.
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They just never did.
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Why-- why "Tape Recorder"?
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I guess it was sitting on
my dad's desk...
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and they were fighting
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and he just pointed at it
and said,
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"We're call
her that for now!"
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So that's my name.
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Wow, that is--
that's-- that's crazy.
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That's-- Tape Recorder?
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That's me.
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I mean, do people call you
"Tape," or...
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Is your name
really Tape Recorder?
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Shit.
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Man.
Wow.
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You'll believe anything.
Why did you do that?
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I didn't do anything.
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I made a joke and you totally
took it seriously.
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Wow.
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I gotta be careful with you.
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Come on, Tape Recorder,
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let's go get something to eat.
Okay.
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I know where to feed you.
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What is this?
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Is this good?
Hi.
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This is amazing.
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How are you?
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Hi.
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We're gonna try everything
that is your best.
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Two of these Holland herring.
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Listen.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
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Mmm, mmm.
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Look at that, like space food.
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It looks like outer space.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Best thing I ever ate.
Mm-hmm.
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Best thing I ever ate.
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Mmm, mmm.
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Give me that.
No.
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Give me your...
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This is so goddamn good.
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I can't believe I've never
been to that place before.
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Now aren't you glad now
that you never did?
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Yeah, I am.
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Have you ever been to North Dakota?
No.
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Neither have I, but I want to go
to North Dakota
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more than
anything in the world.
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So why don't you go?
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I'll never go, I just want to.
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I want to keep desiring it.
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I love to
pine for North Dakota.
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I don't want to give that up
by going there.
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Why did you do that?
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Just...
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a more humane version of
throwing it in the garbage.
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'Cause you want to help him?
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Yeah.
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Then let's do it, let's help him.
What...
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Come on, yeah.
Wait a minute.
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I don't think a pickle's gonna do it, though.
I gave him a sandwich.
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Hi, hi.
Oh, Jesus.
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Hey, honey, how are ya?
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Why are you sleeping out here?
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It's cold out here.
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Snakes.
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Snakes?
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Snakes.
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00:13:18,624 --> 00:13:20,146
Why did snakes
make you be here?
265
00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:22,281
Why?
266
00:13:22,394 --> 00:13:24,183
They crawl on my legs.
267
00:13:24,296 --> 00:13:26,119
And the little ones
crawl on my hands.
268
00:13:26,232 --> 00:13:28,822
And the human services lady
269
00:13:28,935 --> 00:13:31,292
in Brooklyn got me that--
I had that job
270
00:13:31,405 --> 00:13:33,172
and then they gave me these.
271
00:13:35,776 --> 00:13:38,166
And I know the snakes
aren't real,
272
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:41,302
but I see 'em,
and I get scared and I start
273
00:13:41,415 --> 00:13:43,915
screaming and I cut my hands
'cause they're on my hands,
274
00:13:44,252 --> 00:13:47,076
but if take those,
they go away.
275
00:13:47,189 --> 00:13:48,411
And then I lost my job,
276
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:50,646
I can't get 'em anymore
and the snakes come back
277
00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:53,716
and I just can't be
around people.
278
00:13:53,829 --> 00:13:55,518
Are these expensive?
279
00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:59,655
Yeah, $30 for one pill.
280
00:13:59,768 --> 00:14:01,235
Are you seeing snakes
right now?
281
00:14:06,875 --> 00:14:08,276
There's a snake on my face?
282
00:14:10,278 --> 00:14:12,167
They're not real.
283
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,548
There's no snake.
284
00:14:17,151 --> 00:14:20,041
It's fine, you know,
there's no snake.
285
00:14:20,154 --> 00:14:21,888
I'm just saying,
there's no snake in--
286
00:14:23,691 --> 00:14:25,092
Okay, come on, buddy.
287
00:14:32,469 --> 00:14:34,000
Got it.
288
00:15:02,518 --> 00:15:04,559
Where are we--
where are we going?
289
00:15:04,672 --> 00:15:06,361
Just come on.
Where are we going?
290
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:09,131
Come on, come on.
Come on, what are you--
291
00:15:09,244 --> 00:15:11,760
- What are you doing, what are you doing,
what are you doing? - This is always open.
292
00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:12,874
What are you doing?
Come on!
293
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,436
We can't just go in a building.
294
00:15:14,549 --> 00:15:15,716
Hey, come on.
295
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,825
Okay, look...
you have to pace yourself.
296
00:15:34,938 --> 00:15:37,894
It's a long way up, but I swear
to God, it's worth it.
297
00:15:38,007 --> 00:15:40,830
Boy, what are we...
Just breathe.
298
00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:43,166
One step at a time, okay?
299
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:45,368
How many stories is it?
I'm not telling you.
300
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:46,836
If I told you,
you wouldn't do it.
301
00:15:46,949 --> 00:15:48,404
That's-- I'm not--
I'm not doing this.
302
00:15:48,517 --> 00:15:49,806
Yes, you are.
303
00:15:49,919 --> 00:15:52,509
Look, I'm 44 and I don't
exercise, okay?
304
00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:53,676
I have clogged arteries.
305
00:15:53,789 --> 00:15:55,445
Oh, wah, wah, wah.
Yeah, wah, wah, wah.
306
00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:57,814
That's what I'm--
That's what I'm saying.
307
00:15:57,927 --> 00:16:00,016
Let's do another thing, come on.
No, Louie.
308
00:16:00,129 --> 00:16:03,286
You-- you put on
a dress tonight
309
00:16:03,399 --> 00:16:06,122
and you saved a man's life
310
00:16:06,235 --> 00:16:08,200
and you are going to do this.
311
00:16:08,313 --> 00:16:09,314
Okay.
312
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:10,726
Come on!
313
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,995
One steps, two steps, breathe.
314
00:16:13,108 --> 00:16:14,763
Okay, breathing.
315
00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:16,098
One step...
Ohh...
316
00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:17,365
Two steps.
Two steps.
317
00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:18,567
I'm fat.
Breathe.
318
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,101
I'm fat.
No, you're not.
319
00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:21,636
Going up stairs.
Two steps.
320
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:23,338
I'm going to die...
Breathe, breathe.
321
00:16:23,451 --> 00:16:24,952
...by going up some stairs.
One step...
322
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,419
Oh, goddamn it, this is crazy.
323
00:16:37,532 --> 00:16:39,154
Come on, come on.
324
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,090
We're not stopping now.
325
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,858
Step, breathe.
326
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:44,927
Step, breathe.
327
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,629
Step, breathe.
328
00:16:46,742 --> 00:16:48,264
Step breathe.
329
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:49,611
Ahh!
Come on!
330
00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:02,089
I gotta--
Just a second.
331
00:17:02,202 --> 00:17:03,202
No!
332
00:17:03,315 --> 00:17:05,015
No, no, no--
big mistake.
333
00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:06,650
You gotta keep going.
I can't-- I'm not doing this.
334
00:17:06,763 --> 00:17:08,452
I can't do this, I'm--
Do it!
335
00:17:08,565 --> 00:17:09,920
Do it!
336
00:17:10,033 --> 00:17:11,955
Get up, now!
337
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,723
I mean it!
You got it, kid.
338
00:17:13,836 --> 00:17:15,592
Okay, we're going.
Step, breathe!
339
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:18,061
All right, sport, let's really do this.
Step, breathe.
340
00:17:18,174 --> 00:17:20,330
Okay.
Good.
341
00:17:20,443 --> 00:17:21,810
Okay.
342
00:17:23,645 --> 00:17:24,945
Louie, we made it.
343
00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:28,215
Look where we are.
344
00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:32,874
Oh, my God.
It's worth it, right?
345
00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:34,187
Not really.
346
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,558
Wow.
347
00:17:41,095 --> 00:17:42,862
Oh...
348
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,230
Oh, that's not--
349
00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:56,299
Hey, can you please not stand
there and come over here?
350
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:58,067
But this is the best part.
351
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,235
Please don't-- No, no, no, no.
Come on!
352
00:17:59,348 --> 00:18:00,570
No, no, no,
please come away from there.
353
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,271
Please just-- please just
come away from there.
354
00:18:02,384 --> 00:18:03,706
You can see everything from over here.
No, no, no, no, no.
355
00:18:03,819 --> 00:18:05,408
Please don't sit like that,
don't-- don't--
356
00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:06,943
Please don't,
please-- please--
357
00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:08,144
That's--
Why?
358
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:09,746
What are you afraid of?
Can you just come--
359
00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:11,981
Come on.
No, please, that's too close.
360
00:18:12,094 --> 00:18:13,993
- No, no, no, please don't do
that, please don't do that. - Come on!
361
00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:15,106
Please come away from there.
362
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,485
That's really upsetting me
right now,
363
00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:18,687
I swear to God-- no, no, no,
please don't, please don't.
364
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,022
Do you know why you're scared?
365
00:18:20,135 --> 00:18:22,425
Yeah, because falling
and it's high, so you'll die.
366
00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:24,026
Please come to where
you can't fall.
367
00:18:24,139 --> 00:18:25,161
I don't want you to fall.
368
00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:26,596
I want you to come where
it's impossible
369
00:18:26,709 --> 00:18:27,964
that falling can happen.
370
00:18:28,077 --> 00:18:30,278
But the only way I'd fall
is if I jumped.
371
00:18:34,817 --> 00:18:36,651
That's why you're afraid
to come over here.
372
00:18:39,055 --> 00:18:41,411
Because a tiny
part of you wants to jump
373
00:18:41,524 --> 00:18:43,859
because it would be so easy.
374
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:48,785
But I don't want to jump.
375
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:49,898
So I'm not afraid.
376
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:55,370
I would never do that.
377
00:18:59,408 --> 00:19:00,909
I'm having too good of a time.
378
00:19:36,097 --> 00:19:38,415
Let's go home, okay?
Okay.
379
00:19:44,353 --> 00:19:45,723
My name is Liz.
380
00:19:45,773 --> 00:19:50,323
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