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Ladies and gentlemen,
the captain has illuminated
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our seat belt sign
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indicating our descent toMiami International Airport.
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Please put your tray tablesand your seat backs
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in the upright position.
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We'll be landing in Miami soon.
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Hi, I'm checking in.
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I know it's not popular to say,
but I hate balloons.
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This is bullshit.
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Jesus.
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I'm sorry, bro,
I didn't see you there.
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, that's my--
Don't take my chair!
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That's my stuff!
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That's my stuff!
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Buddy, I'm not drown...
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I'm not drowning!
Relax.
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I'm not drowning!
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That guy was taking my stuff, I'm not--
Relax, relax.
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I'm not drowning!
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I'm not drowning,
I'm telling you!
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I got you, I got you,
I got you!
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- Is he all right?
- Is he okay?
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Hey, come on, bro.
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You all right, bro?
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Yeah.
Don't be embarrassed, man.
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Anyone can lose control in the water.
Okay.
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You okay?
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God!
I'll stay here with you for a bit.
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Okay.
I'm Ramon.
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I'm Louie.
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You on vacation?
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What?
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You on vacation, you--
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No, I...
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I'm a comedian, I--
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I'm working at the hotel,
I'm doing shows.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard
there was a comedian
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in the lounge, man.
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I'm might have to come check you out.
Okay.
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You know, it's good to laugh,
you know, it's like--
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Yeah.
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Well, then I did a good
thing by saving you.
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Yeah, but you know, I...
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I wasn't drowning.
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I, uh...
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you weren't drowning.
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Totally, man, I got you.
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Anyway, thank you very much.
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Good night, thank you.
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- Hey.
- Hey, man.
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Hey, Ramon.
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Hey, I'm glad you came, man.
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Hey, man, you were
so funny, like--
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So funny, I was laughing so hard, man.
Oh, thanks, man.
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Can I buy you a drink
for saving my life?
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I'll have Sprite.
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Can I get a thing--
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Brown shot?
Thanks, man.
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So, um...
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You from Miami?
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Well, I was born in Cuba.
Really?
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Yeah, then I came here
when I was a baby.
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That's a big move
for a little baby.
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I mean my parents brought me
here when I was a baby.
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Like on a raft or something?
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Or something.
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I'm sorry, man.
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I-- I know nothing.
No worries, man.
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No, that was stupid.
No, no, no.
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My Uncle Chavo used to say,
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"Dice no se,
entonces aprendes todo."
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It means--
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Say you don't know
and then you learn everything.
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- �Hablas espa�ol?
- Well, not really.
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I forgot a lot of it,
but we lived in Mexico
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when I was a kid.
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My dad's Mexican.
No shit.
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No shit at all.
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My mom's American, but we
came here when I was seven,
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just like you.
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Well, all right, hermano.
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Can I have one of these?
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Thanks.
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Uh, no, you can't.
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What?
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No, you can't have
one of my strawberries.
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But I already ate it.
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I know, that's what--
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You asked me if you could
have one and I said no,
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so you just ate a strawberry
that you can't have.
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Hey.
Hey.
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What are you doing?
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This.
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I'm going to a big party
with good music, good food,
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Cuban style.
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Pechuga a la parilla.
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It's gonna be a good time.
Great.
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So come on, let's go.
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What, me?
You.
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No, man,
I don't want to--
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You don't want to what?
Have a good time?
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Come on, man, I'm gonna show
you Miami, like, for real.
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You're really inviting me?
I'm inviting you.
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Okay.
Yeah?
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Yeah, all right.
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Let's go.
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Now?
Like right now.
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Okay, all right.
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Louie.
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Louie, �c�mo est�?
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Hey, Santiago.
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Myron, Myron...
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Mama, Mama.
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Louie... Louie!
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Mofongo, platanitos, lech�n.
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�Algo de tomar, mira?
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Dale, dale comida.
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Te voy a presentarte un amigo.
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Se llama Louie.
Si, Louie?
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Si.
Ven aca.
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Louie.
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Un amigo es un hermano
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y un hermano es un amigo.
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Me entiende?
Si, yes.
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Lo vemos.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Vamos, pues!
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Hola.
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I see what you're doing.
Hey, Ramon.
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I got no moves.
How you liking it, hermano?
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Oh, it's-- it's great.
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I mean, you took me
here and let me
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meet your whole family, man.
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Thank you, I appreciate it.
Of course, man, it's my pleasure.
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How you liking the real Miami?
Oh, it's amazing, man.
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I never-- in fact,
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I've been coming to Miami for
20 years, I never saw it.
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Not like this.
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It's kind of like
those people up there.
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Some of them been living there
their whole lives
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and they've
never seen where I live.
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And you look up and then you
see 'em on their balconies
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and they're alone.
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And you kind of feel sorry
for 'em
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because they're alone, you know?
Yeah, I know, I know.
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Anyways, man, how--
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Where'd you--
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Where did you get the balls
to be a comedian?
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I gotta admire that.
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Shit, I got a show.
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I got a show in, like, half an hour.
Of course you got--
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I gotta-- Let me call a cab.
No, no, no.
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Hey, hey, Benny!
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Benny, you got a car, right?
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We gotta take Louie!
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Out of the way!
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Here we go.
Here we go.
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Hey!
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Ta con curvas y yo sin frenos!
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Oh, shit, oh, oh, oh!
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Hey!
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Oye, Louie.
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Suerte esta noche, brother, t��rate.
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Okay, muchos pantalones, man.
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Hey, man, I made it.
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Couple minutes to spare, so thanks.
Yeah, that's good, man.
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Thanks for coming, you know?
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Hey, this is my
last show tonight
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and then I go home tomorrow, so...
That's too bad.
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Well, you know, life goes on.
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But you know what,
it was nice to meet you.
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And I wasn't drowning,
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but I'm glad you saved me.
Yeah.
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And it was good to know you.
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Thanks for making me laugh.
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Hey, okay.
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Have a good one.
Okay.
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Thanks, man.
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Hello?
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Hey, Janet, it's Louie.
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What's up?
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Well, I'm in Florida.
Right.
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You're coming backtomorrow, right?
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You're gonna pick up the girls?
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See, that's the thing,
I--
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If you can't
do this, it's okay,
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I just was wondering if maybe
you could keep the girls
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an extra couple nights.
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Um, yeah, shouldn't be
a problem.
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Are you stuck down there?
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No, I just--
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I'm just thinking of staying
a couple days more, that's all.
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And again, if you can't do it,
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I'll pick up the girls
tomorrow.
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I'm just checking.
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Oh.
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You met somebody.
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What?
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Oh, you met a girl
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and you want to stay down
there and be with her.
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That's fine.
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No, that's not what's
going on here.
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Well, why else would you
want to stay down there?
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You hate Florida.
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You met someone.
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I didn't-- I mean,
I met somebody, but not--
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Oh, see?
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Good for you, Louie.
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We've been divorced
for three years.
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You don't have to
hide that shit from me.
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I'm glad for you.
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Stay in Florida for a coupledays, I'll cover for you.
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Enjoy your new someone.
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Hey.
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Hey, man.
Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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I thought you left today.
No, I changed my flight.
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I'm going--
I'm staying 'til Wednesday.
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Okay.
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Cool.
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You going for a swim or...
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Yeah, yeah.
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Well, I'm on break so I'll join you.
Okay, all right.
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Let me get back in the chair.
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Okay, man, yeah.
All right.
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Have a good one.
Yeah, you too.
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Ramon.
Hey, Louie.
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Hey.
What's up?
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Hey, how you doing?
Good.
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What are you--
You wanna hang out?
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What are you doing?
Yeah, uh...
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I got an idea.
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Let's, uh, let's grab a drink.
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Yeah, okay.
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Hey, Louie, can I--
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah.
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It might be a little weird
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kind of question,
but it's--
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It's just I been--
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Why did you stay here longer?
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Oh, why-- why did I--
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Yeah.
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Well, I, you know...
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I just...
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Okay, you know,
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to be honest, I just wanted to
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spend more time, you know,
hanging out and--
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Yeah, see--
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That's what I thought.
Yeah, but-- but-- but--yeah, but...
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Look, I know what--
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I know what-- I know what--
I know what you're asking,
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but-- but--
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No, no, no, no.
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I mean, it's cool.
Yeah, yeah, no, no--
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It's me, it's just that...
Yeah, but--
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It's just that I,
you know, I--
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Yeah, but I'm not--
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I'm not--
Okay.
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Like, I don't--
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Like, I don't judge anybody.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, me neither, it's not--
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And I'm not--
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Okay, first of all, I have
zero anything, okay?
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Okay.
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I guess what--
the thing is is just that--
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I feel like--
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See, see?
No.
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I'm gonna stop you there.
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Okay, thank you.
Look, man.
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What--
My Uncle Chavo, right?
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Yeah.
When he said all men are brothers?
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Mm-hmm.
Cool.
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It's true, man.
Right, right.
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And honestly,
you're a great guy.
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You're a great guy.
Cool, fun to hang out with.
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Same to you, you know.
It's...
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It's just... be yourself.
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You know what I mean?
What do you mean?
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No, what do you mean?
Be myself?
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Yeah, like...
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All right, I got this
cousin Manny, right?
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Oh, no, no, yeah, but that...
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Ramon... I'm not...
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I...
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You-- you--
I just--
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It's-- it's not--
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It's like I don't know
if I've ever--
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I don't know
that I've ever--
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I'm not trying--
I'm not trying anything to...
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And I don't even--
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I mean, I'm not--
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I mean, dude.
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Okay, you know, no, I know.
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I'm-- hey, man, y'know--
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Yeah, okay.
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All right, uh...
Okay.
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I don't take anything back.
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You know what I mean?
Me neither, man.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, man.
It was fun, it was cool, you know what I mean?
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And you're a good dude and I wish you the best.
Yeah, you too, man.
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Hey, man, me too.
Yeah.
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Yeah, man, thanks a lot.
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Cool, man.
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Yeah.
Okay.
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Take it easy.
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Heterosexual men have a big
burden that we put on ourselves
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which is that we want to be
identified as heterosexual men.
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We're the only ones that care.
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We're the only sexual group
that gives a shit
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that we are not mistaken
for anything else.
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Nobody else cares.
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I don't know any women that are
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worried someone will think
they're a lesbian.
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I've never heard a gay guy say,
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"Everybody's gonna think
I'm straight."
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It just doesn't happen.
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We're the only ones that care,
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and it's a drag
for us because we--
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There's a lot of things
that we maybe could do
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that might be nice
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but we can't 'cause someone
will think we're gay.
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We can't even
throw some words around.
324
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You can't really throw
"wonderful" around so much.
325
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You can't say "wonderful"
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unless you say it, like,
in a gay voice to be funny.
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"Oh, it was wonderful."
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Like, you can do that
and "ha-ha-ha,"
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like I would
ever really say that.
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No, but it was wonderful,
it was.
331
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I can't just say
that about anything.
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No, that strip club
was wonderful.
333
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It was wonderful.
334
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Buddy--
buddy, I'm not--
335
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I'm not drowning,
I'm not--
336
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Big waves, relax, buddy, relax.
337
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I'm not drowning, I'm telling you right now.
You're almost there.
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Okay, stop, freeze, freeze,
Miguel, freeze.
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Get ahead of us,
get ahead of us.
340
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Get ahead of us.
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Ready, ready?
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Everybody get ahead of us,
including Sean.
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Ready?
Yeah.
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Tell me when you're ready.
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You ready?
Go.
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Ready?
Yeah.
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And... action, guys!
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