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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Lilly, knock, knock.
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Knock, knock.
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Lilly, knock, knock!
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Could you answer the door, please?
I don't want to.
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Well, then you have to
say "not home."
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Knock, knock.
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Not home.
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Daddy, knock, knock.
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No, no, no.
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You didn't want me a minute ago,
so I don't think so.
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But, please, Daddy, please.
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I want you now, please.
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Daddy.
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Please?
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Moo.
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Moo who?
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I didn't know you were crying.
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Cow.
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That's ridiculous.
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I have one.
Okay.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Who.
Who who?
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Hi, owl.
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Painter.
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Painter who?
Painter who?
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The painter who painted
both of you as mermaids,
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but instead of
being underwater,
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it's pee-pee.
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What does that even mean?
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I don't--
I don't know, man.
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Daddy, you tell one.
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Okay.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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I don't get it.
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Chicken.
Chicken who?
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I just don't get it.
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If you don't get it,
you just don't get it.
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But that's not fair.
That's okay, baby.
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Tell another one.
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I want to tell a joke.
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Not a knock-knock one.
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Like a riddle.
Okay, go ahead.
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I have kids,
and after you have kids,
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you reserve your wishes
for your kids.
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My kids, I love my kids.
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My daughter told me a joke
the other day,
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and she tells great jokes.
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They're not-- They're not like
anybody else's jokes,
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that's why I like them.
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I've been doing comedy
for 25 years.
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I know every joke.
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Even if I haven't heard it.
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You start telling me a joke,
I know how it's gonna work.
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But her jokes, I have no idea
what's gonna happen.
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I have no idea.
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This is the joke she told me
the other day, she said,
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"Who didn't let the gorilla...
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...into the ballet?"
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Who didn't let the gorilla
into the ballet?
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Already, I love this joke.
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I love this joke.
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I have not heard this joke.
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This is a new joke for me,
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who didn't let
the gorilla into the ballet?
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And I said, "Who?"
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And she said, "Just the people
who are in charge
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of that decision."
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Just the folks
who make that assessment.
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They-- Their judgment
was that it was--
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wasn't a good idea
to let 'em in.
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I love this joke
because I picture it.
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I-- A whole story's
in my head of
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people going
into a ballet theatre
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and the gorilla's just trying to
text and not make eye contact,
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just kinda--
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Just trying to go in,
it's cool.
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And somebody's--
"Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no--
you, no, no."
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"What?"
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"Yeah, you."
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"Yes, the gorilla,
I'm talking to the gorilla."
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"Why not, man?"
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"'Cause you're a gorilla,
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I don't even have to
say anything."
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"Don't I get
any credit for talking
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"and wanting to go to a ballet?
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Doesn't that
buy me any credibility?"
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"No, man, it's a long show.
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"It's three hours.
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"You're not gonna-- I'm telling
you, you're not gonna make it.
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"You're okay now,
but halfway through,
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"you're gonna start pounding
on people.
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"That's just the way
you guys are, man, I ain't--
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I ain't gonna get burned
like that again."
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A gorilla kills everybody
at the ballet once,
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shame on the gorilla.
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When you have children--
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Like, I was talking to my
daughter the other day,
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and I was talking
to her like this.
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I was bent over and I was
talking like this.
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I have no idea
what I was talking about.
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I think I even forgot while
I was saying it.
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I just was upset and I was
talking to her like this.
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And she's looking up at me with
this face, like, coping,
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like looking at me like--
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And I realized,
I'm her first asshole.
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Like, I'm the first one.
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My wife and I are very blessed.
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We have no children.
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We're not gonna have children.
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Refugee kids-- too bad,
I'll write you a check,
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but you're not
coming to my house.
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No kids.
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And people are very cruel
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when they meet couples
without children.
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They go, "Oh,
you don't have children?
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What happened?"
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What happened-- I pulled out,
I shot on the sheets,
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that's what happened.
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Married, buddy?
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Nope.
Nope! That's good.
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See that? Energy.
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How old are you?
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24.
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That guy has a young,
nervous penis.
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No, when you're 24 and single,
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your penis is like
the nervous guy
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in the World War II movies
in the foxhole.
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Any sound your penis hears--
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What was that?
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Let's go, let's go, let's move!
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I'm married in my 50s.
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My penis is relaxed.
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My penis is sitting in a chair,
smoking a pipe,
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reading the paper.
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My penis is like Bing Crosby.
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Yes, I heard a noise.
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Could be a hand,
could be a vagina.
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You've been very nice,
thank you very much!
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Thank you!
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Allan Havey!
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Allan Havey in the house.
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Did you hear about
Dominic Peretti?
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Who?
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That comic from Connecticut.
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The guitar guy?
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With the guitar?
No.
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The guy that did
the arms thing?
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Gets a chick onstage,
put her arms through his.
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Oh, a million guys do that bit.
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You don't remember
Dominic Peretti?
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Did he have an Asian wife?
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I don't know.
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Anyway, he died.
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Really?
Yeah.
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That's too bad.
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Hey, you want to come over
next week for dinner?
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To your house?
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Yeah, Debbie'll cook something.
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I don't think your wife
likes me, man.
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No, she likes you.
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I don't think so.
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It was her idea.
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She wanted me to ask you.
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She did?
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She said to invite you over.
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So come over, have dinner.
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Thank you very much.
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Thank you very much.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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How you doing, son?
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What's going on, how are you?
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Hi, sweetie.
Hi, Debbie, thanks for having me.
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Oh, totally.
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Lori.
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Hi, Debbie.
Hey.
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Lori, how you doing?
Come on in.
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Louie, this is Lori.
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Lori, this is Louie.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi.
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Weird.
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Why?
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We were just both
at the liquor store.
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Oh.
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Well, let me get you a drink.
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I'll come with.
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Sorry.
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Allan.
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She wanted to set you up.
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I knew you wouldn't come.
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No, I wouldn't have, man.
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Look, just so you know,
this Lori,
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she didn't know, either.
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This is stupid, though.
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This kind of shit never works.
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It's a good dinner, we'll eat.
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You don't have to talk to her
if you don't want to.
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We'll go out to a bar.
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We'll leave them, I don't care.
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Hey, where's the vodka?
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You drank it.
Oh yeah.
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I got you here.
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That's all I promised her.
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So Louie's a comedian
just like Allan.
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Yeah?
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Yes, I'm a comedian.
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Louie.
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Why don't you ask Lori
what she does?
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What do you do, Lori?
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I have a landscaping company.
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I own six trucks.
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We cover Northern Jersey
and Nyack.
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In the summer, I got
two clam shacks in Sag Harbor.
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Wow.
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So you like own
your own business?
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Yeah.
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That's what I just told you.
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Lori.
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Why did you say not a word
during dinner?
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Oh, you want me to talk now?
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Yeah, I do want you
to talk now.
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That's bullshit.
No, it's not bullshit.
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I was in there all by myself.
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No you weren't, I was there.
Oh yeah, what did you say?
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I'm going out for a smoke.
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You want to join me?
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Oh, I don't smoke anymore,
but I'll keep you company.
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Whatever.
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Married people.
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They just want to spread
their shit on everybody.
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I know.
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I don't want a husband.
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Last thing I need's
another mouth to feed.
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Want to get out of here?
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Get a drink?
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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Come on, I'll drive you.
Okay.
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Oh yeah.
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You're not even menstruating.
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How do you know?
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Well, I just--
Sorry to assume.
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You haven't met every guy.
Sorry to assume.
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No, but it is.
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Like, you don't believe
anything good ever happens.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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And then what makes you--
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You know,
and then what happens?
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It's not that something
good happens.
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It's just that--
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No, something good happens
and you feel better
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and you forget
that you feel better
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'cause it was something--
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When does that--
When does that happen?
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Mostly, it's really shitty.
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I think-- Isn't it like, 90%
of the time, isn't it shitty?
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Pretty much.
267
00:13:57,234 --> 00:13:59,023
Why are you so much fun?
268
00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:01,025
Will you marry me?
No!
269
00:14:01,138 --> 00:14:03,409
Woo-hoo!
270
00:14:10,013 --> 00:14:11,469
You're a pisser.
271
00:14:11,582 --> 00:14:13,904
You're a pisser, too.
272
00:14:14,017 --> 00:14:16,285
You are seriously a pisser.
273
00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:20,376
Whoopsie-daisy.
274
00:14:20,489 --> 00:14:22,124
And a dribbler.
275
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:28,706
This is the most fun
I've had in a long time.
276
00:14:28,819 --> 00:14:30,486
I know, me too.
277
00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,045
The best part about it is
278
00:14:34,158 --> 00:14:36,682
I never have to see
your ( blank ) face again.
279
00:14:36,795 --> 00:14:37,995
I know!
280
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,225
What are you--
281
00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:49,260
Hey, what are you doing?
282
00:14:49,373 --> 00:14:51,128
I'm gonna put out.
283
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:53,264
Let me blow you.
284
00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:54,965
Seriously?
285
00:14:55,078 --> 00:14:56,934
No, it's a hidden-
camera show.
286
00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:59,970
Come on, get that thing out.
287
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:01,350
Okay.
288
00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:05,688
All right.
289
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:16,187
Good?
290
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,056
Yeah, that was--
291
00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:19,457
That was very good.
292
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,426
Nice.
293
00:15:21,539 --> 00:15:23,106
Okay.
294
00:15:25,276 --> 00:15:27,132
Let's get some payback.
295
00:15:27,245 --> 00:15:28,567
What?
296
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,736
Strap on the feedbag.
297
00:15:30,849 --> 00:15:32,538
Oh.
298
00:15:32,651 --> 00:15:35,174
Yeah.
299
00:15:35,287 --> 00:15:37,009
Um...
300
00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:39,512
Well, I don't really
want to do that.
301
00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,915
What?
I don't--
302
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,196
I just don't want to--
I don't want to do it.
303
00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:49,857
Jesus.
304
00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,525
Don't tell me you're
one of those guys
305
00:15:51,638 --> 00:15:53,026
that doesn't eat pussy.
306
00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:54,294
No, I do.
307
00:15:54,407 --> 00:15:55,629
I do, I just--
308
00:15:55,742 --> 00:15:57,397
Just not with me?
309
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:59,633
Yeah, no, not now.
310
00:15:59,746 --> 00:16:01,902
What do you mean not now?
311
00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:03,671
Well, that's very--
That's very intimate.
312
00:16:03,784 --> 00:16:05,173
I don't really know you.
313
00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:06,407
Intimate?
314
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,476
Me sucking your dick's
not intimate?
315
00:16:08,589 --> 00:16:09,810
Well, no, apparently not.
316
00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:11,078
I mean, it didn't--
317
00:16:11,191 --> 00:16:13,114
It doesn't seem like
a big deal for you,
318
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:16,551
but for me, it would be,
to do that, to you.
319
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,752
You gotta be shitting me.
320
00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:20,688
I did you, you're not
doing me, that's not fair.
321
00:16:20,801 --> 00:16:21,956
Well, no, it's just--
322
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:23,524
We just have different
values about that.
323
00:16:23,637 --> 00:16:24,892
This isn't about values.
324
00:16:25,005 --> 00:16:27,461
I just sucked your dick,
you can eat my pussy.
325
00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:30,610
I'm not gonna do it,
I'm sorry, it's just too soon.
326
00:16:33,114 --> 00:16:34,628
Are you saying I'm a whore?
327
00:16:34,741 --> 00:16:35,742
No!
328
00:16:35,855 --> 00:16:37,405
Not by how you feel.
329
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,039
That's what you did,
I just--
330
00:16:39,152 --> 00:16:42,576
I'm just saying that if
I had done what you did, I--
331
00:16:42,689 --> 00:16:45,078
I would feel like a whore.
332
00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:46,613
You shouldn't have said that.
333
00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:47,815
Listen.
334
00:16:47,928 --> 00:16:49,416
Would you really want me
to do that to you
335
00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:50,751
if I didn't want to do it?
336
00:16:50,864 --> 00:16:54,155
I don't give a shit,
I just want to get off.
337
00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:55,824
You know how many dicks
I sucked
338
00:16:55,937 --> 00:16:58,293
I didn't want to suck,
'cause I'm a good kid?
339
00:16:58,406 --> 00:17:00,061
'Cause I do what's right?
340
00:17:00,174 --> 00:17:01,663
I never left anyone hanging.
341
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,932
How dare you.
342
00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:05,467
Listen, if this is--
343
00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:08,336
If-- if you blowing me hinged
on my doing that to you,
344
00:17:08,449 --> 00:17:10,272
then you just should
have said something first.
345
00:17:10,385 --> 00:17:11,941
Your sperms are dying
346
00:17:12,054 --> 00:17:15,978
inside my mouth right now,
goddammit.
347
00:17:16,091 --> 00:17:18,314
Louie the gentleman.
348
00:17:18,427 --> 00:17:21,684
What is wrong
with this country?
349
00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:23,986
Just this is--
That's how I feel, it's--
350
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,266
Obama.
351
00:17:29,471 --> 00:17:32,127
I say, this is balls.
352
00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,142
I'm gonna say it, this is
freaking balls on you.
353
00:17:38,847 --> 00:17:42,404
I'll tell you what, though.
354
00:17:42,517 --> 00:17:44,406
Wanna make a bet?
355
00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:46,742
What?
356
00:17:46,855 --> 00:17:48,979
I bet you 200 bucks
in about three minutes,
357
00:17:49,092 --> 00:17:51,983
you're gonna be licking
my asshole and my pussy.
358
00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:54,318
What?
I'm serious.
359
00:17:54,431 --> 00:17:55,853
You're gonna be.
360
00:17:55,966 --> 00:17:59,423
You're gonna be licking up
my asshole, my pussy,
361
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:00,958
all back and forth.
362
00:18:01,071 --> 00:18:02,360
You're gonna be doing that.
363
00:18:02,473 --> 00:18:04,161
No, I think you're mistaken.
364
00:18:04,274 --> 00:18:06,597
I don't think it's--
That's not gonna happen.
365
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,677
200 bucks.
Make it 1,000.
366
00:18:13,684 --> 00:18:16,986
You wanna know why
you won't do it?
367
00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:21,480
Why? I told you why.
368
00:18:21,593 --> 00:18:22,881
Oh yeah.
369
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:25,517
And you're real smart
and make good points.
370
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:28,053
But I think we both know
what's going on here.
371
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,889
What?
372
00:18:30,002 --> 00:18:31,335
Faggot.
373
00:18:33,438 --> 00:18:35,227
Are you serious?
374
00:18:35,340 --> 00:18:36,929
I'm not gay.
375
00:18:37,042 --> 00:18:38,630
Yeah, you're gay.
376
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,199
That's not gonna work.
377
00:18:41,312 --> 00:18:42,601
That's stupid.
378
00:18:42,714 --> 00:18:44,536
I'm not gay, you know
I'm not gay.
379
00:18:44,649 --> 00:18:47,139
You're gay, mm-hmm.
380
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,810
I think you get girls
to blow you
381
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:52,679
and you shut your eyes
and think about men.
382
00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:54,581
And then when it's your turn,
lo and behold,
383
00:18:54,694 --> 00:18:56,383
you're disgusted
by the female vagina
384
00:18:56,496 --> 00:18:58,018
because you're gay.
385
00:18:58,131 --> 00:18:59,286
That's not--
386
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,854
That's so stupid, I'm not gay.
387
00:19:00,967 --> 00:19:03,090
Yeah, you get some tough girl
who chain smokes
388
00:19:03,203 --> 00:19:05,492
to blow you in her truck,
389
00:19:05,605 --> 00:19:07,027
and then you go home
and jerk yourself off
390
00:19:07,140 --> 00:19:08,440
thinking about dick.
391
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,766
Oh, Jesus!
392
00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:14,734
Come on, come on!
Fucking--
393
00:19:14,847 --> 00:19:15,902
Come on!
394
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:17,170
Lick it, lick it!
395
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:18,338
Lick it!
396
00:19:18,451 --> 00:19:20,340
Lick it,
I'll break your finger!
397
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:21,753
Okay, okay.
398
00:19:29,762 --> 00:19:31,418
Oh.
399
00:19:31,531 --> 00:19:34,554
Goddammit, you are crazy.
400
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:36,722
You owe me a thousand bucks.
401
00:19:36,835 --> 00:19:39,091
Well, I don't have it on me.
402
00:19:39,204 --> 00:19:41,594
That's okay, you can pay me
next time.
403
00:19:41,707 --> 00:19:43,128
You want to
go out again, right?
404
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,452
Yeah, sure.
Okay.
405
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:58,890
Who told the gorilla
406
00:19:59,003 --> 00:20:01,626
that he couldn't go to
the ballet performance?
407
00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:03,028
What?
What?
408
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:04,997
Who told the gorilla
409
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:07,499
that he couldn't go to
the ballet performance?
410
00:20:07,612 --> 00:20:09,735
I don't know, who?
411
00:20:09,848 --> 00:20:14,306
Well... just whoever
was in charge.
412
00:20:14,419 --> 00:20:16,875
The people in charge decided
413
00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:19,611
not to put a gorilla in,
414
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:20,924
in case there was problems.
415
00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:25,483
That's really funny, Jane.
416
00:20:25,596 --> 00:20:27,252
It's a good joke.
Thanks.
417
00:20:27,365 --> 00:20:28,787
Yeah, that's really good.
418
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,701
It's really good.
419
00:20:32,270 --> 00:20:33,558
You guys done eating?
420
00:20:33,671 --> 00:20:34,892
I'm done.
421
00:20:35,005 --> 00:20:36,372
Okay, go do your homework.
422
00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:41,765
Thank you for making
the nice food, Daddy.
423
00:20:41,878 --> 00:20:43,000
Thank you so much.
424
00:20:43,113 --> 00:20:44,135
Oh, you're welcome.
425
00:20:44,248 --> 00:20:45,870
Oh, no problem.
426
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,938
Yeah, Daddy, it's really nice
how you make food for us
427
00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:50,975
all the time
and clean up afterwards.
428
00:20:51,088 --> 00:20:53,243
Well, jeez, girls.
429
00:20:53,356 --> 00:20:56,035
Your appreciation really makes
it all worth it, you know.
430
00:20:56,085 --> 00:21:00,635
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