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One time I was jerking off...
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This is another...
this is another aging thing.
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I was jerking off
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and I looked at my penis
and it was blurry
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because my eyes... are going.
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So I can't...
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Because you're suppose to get
reading glasses when you...
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when this becomes blurry
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and that's exactly...
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That's the precise fixed length.
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And so it's blurry now,
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so I gotta go get reading glasses
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and I gotta... like this.
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So I had to go to the drug store
and buy reading glasses...
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and I felt weird, like,
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"She knows I'm jerking off
with these."
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Like, she's just looking at me like,
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"You ain't reading shit,
you dirty old..."
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Anyway, so I got reading glasses
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and I looked at it
and it was still blurry.
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So I don't think it's my eyes.
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I think my dick is getting blurry.
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I think I've actually...
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But here's the good news...
I am getting older
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but I also have more
money than I used to have
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so I'm gonna get a new...
I'm gonna upgrade my dick.
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I'm gonna get a new dick.
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I'm amazed that I haven't
heard about that.
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Like, that rich old guys...
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Why aren't they getting new dicks?
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'Cause with the amount of money
poured into people's tits
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and their faces,
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how are old, rich, asshole guys...
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"I'm getting a new one!"
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On the golf course, "Getting
my new dick on Wednesday."
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And it just... and I don't mean
like a synthetic kind of
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transvestite kind of
pink pea pod Frankenstein...
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grafted-off-your-leg dick.
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I mean some dead kid's dick
on your body.
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Like a new...
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"Happy ending to a sad story"
on your body.
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22-year-old
Puerto Rican track star...
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gets hit by a bus,
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I get his dick right here,
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his beautiful, shiny, brown dick
on my body, next to...
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'Cause I'm keeping the old one.
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I'm gonna have...
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I'm gonna have both for awhile.
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Like when they had... they were
building the new Yankee Stadium
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and the old one was still there,
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that's gonna be what this is like.
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I can't...
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"Parking of vehicles only authorized."
I mean...
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Park...
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Okay, "Parking permitted
anytime after midnight."
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Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is it
after midnight right now or is it before?
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It's before midnight right now.
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I gotta go, I gotta...
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Uh, nightmare.
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Yeah?
Yeah, total nightmare.
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Just everybody screaming
at each other
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and nobody listening to me.
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The meeting goes on for two
hours... nothing gets done.
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God, and that cooz Lisa
started her shit with me again.
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Shit, really?
Yeah.
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Oh, God!
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She was just stupid.
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I'd like her but she's
faking it to make me sweat.
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You should just quit that job.
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What kind of a thing
is that to say to me?
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Sorry.
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Say that to me, I should quit my job.
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You should quit your job.
I like my job.
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Anyway, I'm having lunch
with George tomorrow
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and even though I hate to use
my connection with him for...
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Thank you.
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Did you already eat?
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Is this dessert?
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Never mind.
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Let's not have the food talk.
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So you have the kids this weekend?
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No, they're with Janet.
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Shows?
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Just a couple at the Cellar.
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All right, well, let's get
together during the day.
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Sure.
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Okay, what is up?
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Nothing.
You look weird.
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We'll hang out...
we'll hang out during the day.
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That's fine.
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Okay, Louie,
if you're gonna sit there
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and pretend like nothing's wrong,
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you're gonna drive me crazy.
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Look, you're doing your mouthy face.
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You're trying not to say something.
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I'm not... you know what, I'm...
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I'm just tired.
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No, you're not acting tired.
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You're acting sort of tense and...
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Oh, God, why... why does it
have to be like this?
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What is this, a game of
relationship charades?
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What is on your mind?
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Y'know, nothing, there's nothing...
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Okay, well, I know it's
about me, I know that.
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Why do you think you know that?
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Because you have zero problem
telling me anything
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that's wrong with you,
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except when it's about me... right?
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And then I've gotta
drag it out of you.
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Something is wrong, right?
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Right.
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Mouth.
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Okay, let's see, um...
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you are depressed.
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You feel like I'm pushing too hard.
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You are scared of going to
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my mom's house for Thanksgiving.
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You just wanna break up
with me and...
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Oh, my God, are you
breaking up with me?
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No, that's... no, that's craz...
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you're breaking up with me.
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You can't break up with me.
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You can't break up with me.
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I'm not.
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But why... what?
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You can't break up with me because...
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Well, I'm not anything to you.
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We're not anything,
we're nothing, y'know?
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We've been nothing for six months.
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I haven't even met your kids.
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Yeah, but that's...
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I'm just trying to be really
careful with them, because...
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Please, we're not talking about that.
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Okay, let's just... we're gonna...
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Okay, all right, just do it.
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Just... let's just...
let's just say it.
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What?
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Just break up with me, okay?
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Just... April...
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Just say it so that
we can be done with it.
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Okay, I like you, you're a good guy.
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I have no regrets, but you
could only do...
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y'know, this much
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and now you can't do it anymore
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so you should just say the words
and we'll move on.
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Please don't eat
that ice cream right now.
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Okay, here we go, let's hear it.
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April, I'm not breaking up
with you; I'm just tired.
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Oh, Jesus.
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You're gonna make me
do it, aren't you?
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This is amazing.
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You're gonna make me
break up with myself.
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That's not what... I... I...
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I'm gonna make it really
easy for you, okay?
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This is how it's gonna work.
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I am gonna say to you,
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"We should not be together anymore,"
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and then after I say that,
you just sit here.
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You don't say anything...
But I'm not...
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for, like, 17 seconds, okay?
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Just sit in silence
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and then we'll be done with it.
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I'm not... Here we go.
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We shouldn't be together anymore.
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Okay, good job, we're done.
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They made very nice tender
whole chicken for you.
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Thank you.
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You're a doll.
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Here, why don't you eat this
chicken when you're done with
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your ice cream.
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That's my car.
Okay.
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Well, I gotta get it out of there.
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Well, we're working.
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But I didn't... it didn't say you...
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You didn't say you guys were
gonna be doing all of that.
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Well, you shouldn't have parked there.
What...
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What the hell are you guys
doing, anyway?
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I don't know.
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Can you...
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{pub}You looking to buy a bike?
Oh, no, no.
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No?
Just, uh...
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Are... are these, uh...
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These are really nice, huh?
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Oh, yeah, these are pretty sweet.
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Do you ride a bike in the city?
Sure.
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It's dangerous or...
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I've laid a few down.
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I got, y'know, I got some of that.
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Whoa.
I've got some of that.
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You gotta go down
with these kind of...
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Yeah, I can't be doing none of that.
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Oh, wow, more?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
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That's nasty.
It gets better, man, here.
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Really?
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Busted-up knees.
Oh.
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- Chicken skins... you gotta have
these in the wintertime. - Okay, yeah.
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I got fluid in my knees.
Oh, yeah.
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I'm still walking, though.
Yeah, well...
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I got a permanent limp
but I'm walking.
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Well, I can't be doing none of that.
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That's crazy.
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I got kids, so that's not...
All right, man.
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What... But, uh...
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Um, how... how much is that bike?
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This one's 75.
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7,500?
Yeah.
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That's it?
That's it.
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Wow.
You get 45 miles to the gallon.
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Really?
You can park it anywhere.
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So it's actually smart
to buy a motorcycle.
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{pub}Why won't somebody help me?!
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Why?!
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I'm in pain here!
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Won't somebody help me?!
Let's take a look here!
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I need help!
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Y'know, there's nothing dumber
than riding a motorcycle.
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It's just stupid.
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We get motorcycle fatalities
in here all the time
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and, I gotta tell ya,
I feel sorry for none of them.
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The guy in here a week ago...
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four pieces.
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His legs both cut off, the torso,
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and his helmet in a bag
with just his head in it.
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Cut off at the neck.
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You know what his mom said to me?
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"Is he gonna be all right?"
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Why won't somebody help me?
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Why, God?!
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Listen, I need a...
I need to get to a phone.
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Can I get up and get to a phone?
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No, I can't let you up.
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But I gotta call my ex-wife,
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I gotta tell her I can't
pick up the kids.
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Nobody knows I'm here.
Here.
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Use mine.
Thank you.
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Doctor, the CAT scan's ready
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if you wanna take a look.
Okay.
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Hey, Janet, it's Louie.
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I'm calling from a...
not... not my phone.
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You're picking up the girls, right?
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No, I can't.
What?
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Louie, no, you can't
do that to me right now.
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You don't... no,
I, seriously, I can't come.
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Louie, I am always happy
to cover for you
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but this is unfair, okay?
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It's too short notice.
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You come and you get them.
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I cannot because I'm in a hospital
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with my head strapped to a thing.
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Louie, what happened?
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I got in an accident.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
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How bad are you?
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I'm waiting for the doctor
to come back.
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I think I might be okay.
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What happened?
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Well, it was a...
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It was a motorcycle accident.
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Motorcycle?
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I bought a motorcycle
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and then I got in an accident on it.
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you... you can't come
pick up the kids?
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Nope.
264
00:15:36,604 --> 00:15:37,704
Well, good luck with that.
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He bought a motorcycle.
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He got in an accident.
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Prick.
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Ass-necked idiot.
269
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What the hell he's
doing on a motorcycle?!
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00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:52,858
Why won't somebody help me?!
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00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:54,465
Well, you're fine.
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Goddamn lucky.
273
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Really?
Yeah.
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Nothing broken.
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Nothing broken?
Yeah.
276
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Do I have any internal... Ow!
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00:16:08,604 --> 00:16:10,848
This... it hurts a lot.
278
00:16:10,973 --> 00:16:13,385
Yeah, well, film is good,
your CAT is good,
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you're gonna be in a little pain
280
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:16,946
but you don't need us.
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Ow, ow, all right!
282
00:16:27,058 --> 00:16:28,525
What about Obama?
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00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:53,184
I'm coming.
284
00:16:59,859 --> 00:17:01,300
I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
285
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,310
I've been trying to
call you since yesterday.
286
00:17:08,435 --> 00:17:10,179
Yeah, my phone's broken.
287
00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:11,347
Listen, I'm sorry to just come over
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00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:12,706
but I left my laptop here.
289
00:17:14,609 --> 00:17:16,319
Can I get it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on in.
290
00:17:16,444 --> 00:17:18,188
Plus clothes that I have here.
Okay.
291
00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,422
Jeez, are you okay?
292
00:17:19,547 --> 00:17:21,570
I, uh, had an accident.
293
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,493
What do you mean?
294
00:17:23,618 --> 00:17:24,952
Well, I got hit by a truck.
295
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:27,364
I was in the hospital.
296
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:29,566
Oh, my God, Louie!
297
00:17:29,691 --> 00:17:31,368
Well, come sit down.
298
00:17:31,493 --> 00:17:32,770
Is no one taking care of you?
299
00:17:32,895 --> 00:17:34,171
Well, I didn't break anything, so...
300
00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:36,307
Who cares?
You were in the hospital.
301
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:37,842
You got hit by a truck.
Yeah.
302
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:39,377
Oh, my God!
303
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:40,644
It's my leg, really hurts.
304
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,382
You need some help here.
Thank you.
305
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:45,973
Here you go.
306
00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:50,287
Thank you.
Wow.
307
00:17:50,412 --> 00:17:51,588
You feeling better?
Yeah.
308
00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:53,223
Thank you very much.
309
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,416
Thanks a lot.
It's okay.
310
00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:05,660
If you need anything,
you can call me.
311
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,866
I'm gonna go.
Well...
312
00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:15,679
Stay?
313
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,715
Stay?
314
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,617
Yeah, do you wanna stay?
315
00:18:20,742 --> 00:18:22,786
Stay.
316
00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:24,955
How are you saying "stay"?
317
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,429
I mean, how do you mean that?
318
00:18:27,716 --> 00:18:30,473
Just that maybe you...
maybe you should.
319
00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:32,809
Do you mean that you need more
help from me right now?
320
00:18:32,975 --> 00:18:34,898
No, I just...
321
00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:38,435
What do you mean by,
"Do I wanna stay?"
322
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,971
I, uh... well, I...
323
00:18:41,096 --> 00:18:43,607
I'm just saying that
maybe you should stay here
324
00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:45,543
and...
325
00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:47,864
we can go see your mom
on Thanksgiving...
326
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,914
Look, Louie.
327
00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:51,415
You're hurt, so I helped you,
328
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,872
but as far as I'm concerned,
we're still broken up.
329
00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:55,652
Well, maybe...
330
00:18:55,777 --> 00:18:58,251
maybe we should get back
together and try and...
331
00:18:58,547 --> 00:19:00,157
All right, let's...
332
00:19:00,282 --> 00:19:01,925
Because here's what
I think is going on...
333
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:05,696
It's kind of weird for you
that I'm here,
334
00:19:05,821 --> 00:19:06,897
helping you and feeding you
335
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,332
and then I'm just gonna leave,
336
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:09,900
and you're feeling bad and guilty
337
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:11,735
because I'm being nice
338
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:14,037
so now you're just saying this.
339
00:19:14,162 --> 00:19:15,435
Is that...
340
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:17,001
I'm just saying...
341
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:20,023
let's go to your mom's.
342
00:19:20,189 --> 00:19:23,214
Louie, if we go to my mom's
house for Thanksgiving
343
00:19:23,339 --> 00:19:25,349
with my whole family
344
00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:29,320
and sleep together in my
childhood bedroom, that's it.
345
00:19:29,445 --> 00:19:30,721
We're a couple.
346
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,090
You get that, right?
347
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,496
Do you realize that
you might be wasting
348
00:19:34,717 --> 00:19:36,160
four years of both of our lives
349
00:19:36,285 --> 00:19:38,729
because you can't just say,
"Bye, see ya," right now,
350
00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:41,795
because in this second
that feels weird?
351
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,502
Oh, my God, Louie,
please, I'm begging you,
352
00:19:45,627 --> 00:19:49,005
for the sake of future me
and future you.
353
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,973
You could save
yourself another divorce
354
00:19:51,098 --> 00:19:53,108
and years of false living.
355
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,644
You could just be a man
in this one moment
356
00:19:55,769 --> 00:19:58,748
and say to me, "April,
thank you for helping me."
357
00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:00,550
Y'know, "Have a good one.
358
00:20:00,675 --> 00:20:01,773
See ya sometime."
359
00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:26,870
{pub}Are we after midnight or before
midnight right now...
360
00:20:26,995 --> 00:20:28,872
Before... it's before midnight.
It's before midnight.
361
00:20:28,997 --> 00:20:30,641
But it's also after midnight.
362
00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:33,158
It's always before midnight
and it's always after midnight.
363
00:20:33,283 --> 00:20:36,769
***.
It's 24 hours.
364
00:20:36,894 --> 00:20:39,526
Parking of vehicles only authorized
or you can't park it?
365
00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:42,082
A dog or a carrot?
366
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:45,664
Or is it like "Parking the vehicles
only authorised".
367
00:20:45,789 --> 00:20:47,357
Vehicles...
368
00:20:47,482 --> 00:20:49,529
And then this is a green thing...
369
00:20:49,753 --> 00:20:51,077
But you can't tell...
370
00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:53,702
And it's... the line is straight across,
it's not even...
371
00:20:53,827 --> 00:20:55,429
It's not...
372
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:57,628
It doesn't... it doesn't indicate
373
00:20:57,878 --> 00:20:59,866
- that you can't do something.
- At least it's not red.
374
00:21:00,734 --> 00:21:03,584
Even if it was red, I wouldn't know
what the fuck it means.
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00:21:05,171 --> 00:21:15,547
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