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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna cry ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
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( door closing )
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Jesus.
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( door opening )
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( door closing )
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( water running )
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Hey, hey!
What?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Were you gonna go?
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No.
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Hey, were...
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Are you seriously gonna
put your penis in there?
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Sure.
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Why would you do that?
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Heaven.
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It says it
right there... right there.
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Have you done that before?
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No.
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Then what...
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I mean, how do you know
something terrible's
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not gonna happen to you?
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Why would you take that risk?
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I don't know.
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You gotta have faith.
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( Louie ) I don't know, and I
don't know if there's a God.
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If there is a God,
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then that dude is an asshole,
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which I know is not
a popular belief,
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but I do think he's an asshole.
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Because every story...
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Abraham... he went to Abraham
in the middle of the night.
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There was only
like eight guys then.
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And God would just,
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once in awhile, he'd just bother
one of them.
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So...
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God went to Abraham's house.
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He's like, "Abraham!
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"Abraham!
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Wake up, man !"
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And Abraham is like,
"Dude, what...
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What is up, what is up ?"
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And God goes, "Kill your son!
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Dude, kill your son !"
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And Abraham's like,
"You mean Isaac ?"
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"I don't know his name,
just kill him!
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"Just kill him!
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"Ahh!
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Ooh, I'm God,
kill him !"
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And Abraham goes, "Why ?"
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"'Cause you don't love me
if you don't do it.
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"You don't love me.
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Do it !"
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So Abraham is like "Dude, you are insecure.
I don't understand you."
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But okay, fine."
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Goes, wakes up Isaac, takes him
to a mountain somewhere...
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I don't know why he had to
be all drama queen about it
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and take him to a mountain.
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He could have just
killed him in his sleep...
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And go back to sleep.
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( audience laughing )
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But he took him to a...
woke the poor kid up,
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dressed him,
took him to a mountain.
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Kid's like, "Daddy, what are
we doing ?"
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"I don't know,
just... gonna murder you."
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Goes like this.
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God shows up right before
he does it, goes,
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"Hey, what are you doing ?"
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This is in the Bible,
I swear to God.
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Isaac... and Abraham goes,
"I'm killing Isaac."
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And then God's
like, "Why would you...
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"That's your kid!
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What is wrong
with you ?"
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And he's like, "Oof, uh..."
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And he just went home feeling
like a piece of shit.
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God is like
a shitty girlfriend.
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"You won't do it 'cause
you don't love me."
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"Okay, I'll do it."
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"Why are you
doing it ?"
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"What the ( bleep )
do you want from me ?"
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( scatting )
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( woman )
And so Pontius Pilate,
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who was thus instructed
by the Jews,
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sentenced the Jesus
to be scourged and crucified.
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They tied our Lord to a post
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and whipped him on his back,
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tearing at his skin
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and a crown of thorns was put
on his... ( boy laughing )
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Who finds this funny?
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Who ?!
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Who is amused
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at the suffering of Christ
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who sacrificed
his life for your sins?
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Sister Carson?
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If Jesus sacrificed
his life for my sins,
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isn't it a waste unless
I sin a lot?
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( children laughing )
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I can see that
I have not done my job.
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I can see I have not imparted to you
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the true nature
of Christ's suffering.
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Tomorrow... you'll know.
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That's it for today.
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( blowing raspberry )
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( children whispering )
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Good morning.
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Settling down, please.
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Since I have obviously
failed to illustrate for you
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the nature of the sacrifice
suffered by our Lord,
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I have brought someone here
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who will give it
to you in detail.
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This is Dr. Haverford.
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Hello, children.
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Today we will examine
the scourge
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and crucifixion of Christ
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from a medical point of view.
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I will walk you through
the brutal punishment
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to his body...
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and will discuss the damage to
the tissues of his body.
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What is known as a postmortem
or theoretical autopsy.
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Yes?
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You mean like we're in the FBI?
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Yes.
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Just like that.
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That man?
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Brutally beaten and murdered,
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and we're the FBI.
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The subject is 33 years old,
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sentenced to scourge
and crucifixion
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by Pontius Pilate.
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Let's start with the scourge.
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Um...
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may I have a volunteer?
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You.
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Me?
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Yes, come up here.
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You can be our Jesus Christ.
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Alright.
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Take your shirt off.
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( children laughing )
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Ah, yes, you're a strong boy.
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Well, let's see.
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First thing...
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he's tied to a post
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and the centurions
whip his back
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with one of these.
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It's called a flagellum.
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And a centurion,
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a man of peak
physical strength,
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raises this above his head
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and brings it down
with full blunt force.
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( flagellum cracking )
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And that's repeated 40 times.
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And these thongs of leather,
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they first rip
the skin of the back...
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and then they cut deeper into
the subcutaneous tissues,
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producing spurts
of arterial bleeding.
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Then the skin of the back
sags off...
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... his body
and hangs down in ribbons.
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The flesh underneath
is just pulp.
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They put a robe on his back
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and they take a crown of thorns
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and they put it on his head.
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And the scalp,
being of great vascularity,
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bleeds profusely.
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Blood, blood, blood,
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blood, blood.
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The robe,
which is fused to the...
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dripping wound of his back,
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is then ripped off
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and the pain from this
explodes in his brain.
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So our victim...
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Jesus Christ, age 33,
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is laid back on the cross.
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Square iron nails
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are driven through the wrist
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to the small bones of the arm.
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Here.
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Another nail is driven into
the arch of each foot.
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He is tilted up,
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and as he does,
his body sags down,
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putting his full weight on
the nail in his feet.
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And as he pushes himself upward
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to avoid this torment,
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he puts his full weight
on the median nerve,
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causing excruciating pain.
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He's trading
one pain for another...
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and the compressed heart
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is struggling to
pump thick, heavy...
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sluggish blood to the tissues.
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The body of Jesus...
is now in extremis.
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He can feel...
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the chill of death
creep through his tissues.
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I'll need another volunteer.
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You.
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Me?
Come on, yeah, you, come on.
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Come up here.
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Do you understand what you
were just told?
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Do you now know
how the Lord suffered?
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Yes?
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Then show me.
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Take this.
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Show me where the nail goes in.
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Show me, come on.
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Take this, take it.
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Okay, raise it above your head.
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Okay, go ahead then,
drive it in.
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Do it.
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Do it.
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Drive the nail in.
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What's the matter?
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You can't do it?
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Well, then why'd
you do it to him?
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You drove in his nails
with your sins.
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The son of God,
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and you let him die with your
careless, faithless sins.
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And you won't nail
them into this brat?
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This godless boy?
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You love him before the Lord?
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Go ahead.
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Nail him in.
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead.
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Nail him in.
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Go ahead.
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( clattering )
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Thank you, Doctor.
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That's all for today.
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I never believed in
any of that shit before.
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Me neither.
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I gotta go, see you later.
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See ya.
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( screaming )
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I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry!
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I did it, it's my fault!
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I didn't mean to!
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But I did, I did it!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry!
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It's all my fault.
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I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry!
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I did it!
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I did it!
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I'm sorry!
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Sorry!
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It's all right.
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It's alright.
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Vandalism and desecration
of church property
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is a serious offense.
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I could have your son
brought up on charges.
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I realize that.
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I am so sorry.
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I... I don't know
what's gotten into him.
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He's been acting so strange
the last few days.
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Yes.
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Well, I am willing to
forego legal action
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considering his age.
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But he will
have to be punished.
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At home.
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Uh-huh.
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He really shouldn't
have done that.
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So what happened in there?
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What is this about?
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I was... scared.
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Scared of what?
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I did that to Jesus.
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It's my fault he got
nailed to the cross
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and blood spurted
out of his muscles
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and his skin was all ribbons.
275
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I did that to him, Mom.
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I steal sometimes and I do
stuff I shouldn't do.
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I drove the nails into Jesus
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and damaged his nerves and killed him.
Oh, my God.
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Wait, is that what they're
teaching you in there?
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Yes, it's true.
281
00:15:58,849 --> 00:16:00,556
No, it's...
it's not true.
282
00:16:00,676 --> 00:16:02,485
Louie, look at me.
283
00:16:02,552 --> 00:16:04,422
It's not true.
284
00:16:04,921 --> 00:16:06,981
It's... not?
No.
285
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:10,877
You had nothing to do
with that man being hurt.
286
00:16:10,997 --> 00:16:12,595
I mean, you were nowhere
near the place.
287
00:16:12,662 --> 00:16:15,331
But I'm bad and I sin.
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00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:17,175
You are not bad.
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00:16:18,506 --> 00:16:19,970
Listen to me,
I am telling you this.
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You're a good kid.
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Okay, I mean,
you make mistakes,
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you do bad things sometimes,
293
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,032
'cause I'm not done
raising you,
294
00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:28,144
and it's not okay
295
00:16:28,211 --> 00:16:29,678
and I'm gonna talk to you
about the stealing later.
296
00:16:29,746 --> 00:16:31,380
But you are a good person.
297
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:35,313
Well, what about Jesus?
298
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,823
Jesus was a really,
really nice guy
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who lived a long time ago
300
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,493
and he told everybody
to love each other,
301
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,532
and, boy,
did he get his for that.
302
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:48,998
But you had nothing
to do with it.
303
00:16:49,065 --> 00:16:51,767
I mean, if you ask me, this
whole thing's a big cover-up.
304
00:16:51,835 --> 00:16:53,302
But he came back.
305
00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:56,184
No, he... he...
he didn't.
306
00:16:56,304 --> 00:16:59,407
Louie, he didn't.
How could he do that, really ? Come on.
307
00:16:59,743 --> 00:17:03,182
The whole thing,
it's a bunch of malarkey.
308
00:17:07,284 --> 00:17:09,485
So you don't believe in
any of this?
309
00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:12,597
No, I don't.
310
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:15,891
Well, then, why do you
make me come here?
311
00:17:15,959 --> 00:17:17,493
I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know.
312
00:17:17,561 --> 00:17:19,428
I get... you know,
I thought it was selfish,
313
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,630
just 'cause I don't have
religion, not to give it to you.
314
00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:23,199
I mean, it's a big deal,
religion.
315
00:17:23,266 --> 00:17:25,067
You might want it someday.
316
00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:26,469
But if I'd known it was gonna
stress you out this much,
317
00:17:26,536 --> 00:17:28,337
I never would have done it.
318
00:17:28,405 --> 00:17:30,172
Well, I don't want to
go anymore.
319
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,960
Well, it's fine,
you don't have to.
320
00:17:32,476 --> 00:17:34,718
So there's no God?
321
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,248
I don't know, I don't know,
Louie, I don't.
322
00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,550
All I know is that
you have to be good to people
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00:17:41,618 --> 00:17:43,018
whether there is
or there isn't.
324
00:17:43,086 --> 00:17:44,954
You have to
take that on yourself.
325
00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:47,547
Okay, nobody's gonna watch if
you're good but yourself.
326
00:17:47,891 --> 00:17:49,544
It's all on you.
327
00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:52,727
Wow.
Yeah.
328
00:17:55,432 --> 00:17:57,500
- Hey, you want to
get some doughnuts ? - Yeah.
329
00:18:02,005 --> 00:18:04,073
( engine not starting )
330
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:08,177
Shit.
331
00:18:27,163 --> 00:18:29,506
But that's a sin, to say
the Lord's name in vain.
332
00:18:29,626 --> 00:18:31,567
But you don't even have to say
something that terrible.
333
00:18:31,635 --> 00:18:34,163
You can go to hell
just for saying "Jesus Christ"
334
00:18:34,283 --> 00:18:35,442
with a tone in your voice.
335
00:18:35,466 --> 00:18:36,739
It's all the tone in your voice,
that's the weird part.
336
00:18:36,806 --> 00:18:38,140
It's a very subtle sin,
337
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,191
'cause you can say,
"Jesus Christ," you're fine.
338
00:18:40,311 --> 00:18:43,946
But if you say, "Jesus Christ,"
you go to hell forever.
339
00:18:44,014 --> 00:18:46,115
Just for saying it like that.
340
00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:49,485
There must be at least one dude
who was right on the line,
341
00:18:49,553 --> 00:18:51,213
who was like,
"Jesus Christ."
342
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:52,688
And then he was in hell,
he's like, "Seriously?
343
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,224
"For that, that's it?
Seriously?
344
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,659
"It was a huge pumpkin.
345
00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:58,260
What, was I gonna not say
anything ?"
346
00:19:02,566 --> 00:19:04,402
It's one of the top
Ten Commandments.
347
00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:05,891
It's in the Ten Commandments,
348
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:07,749
to not take
the Lord's name in vain.
349
00:19:07,869 --> 00:19:09,577
Rape isn't up there,
by the way.
350
00:19:09,697 --> 00:19:11,941
Rape is not a Ten Commandment.
351
00:19:12,008 --> 00:19:15,311
But don't say the dude's name
with a shitty attitude.
352
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:20,950
I think it's so unfair, though,
353
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,586
to send people to hell for
saying "Jesus Christ,"
354
00:19:23,653 --> 00:19:25,527
because it's
just too satisfying.
355
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,651
I don't know why that is,
but it just feels good.
356
00:19:27,771 --> 00:19:29,028
Oh, Jesus Christ !
357
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:31,403
It just feels good,
it cleans you out.
358
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:32,528
I don't know why.
359
00:19:32,596 --> 00:19:35,326
Whether your anger
or in pain or having sex,
360
00:19:35,446 --> 00:19:37,240
or all three at the same time.
361
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:41,304
What did folks say
before that dude?
362
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:45,874
How did anybody
express themselves
363
00:19:45,942 --> 00:19:48,372
in a big moment before Jesus?
364
00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:49,845
Even the people that knew him,
365
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:51,747
how did they... how did they...
366
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,882
The people
watching him be crucified,
367
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:56,803
what could they even say,
watching that happen?
368
00:19:56,923 --> 00:19:58,387
They're like...
369
00:19:58,455 --> 00:20:01,190
( mumbling )
370
00:20:04,593 --> 00:20:06,546
That is bananas.
371
00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:21,338
How much would you give me
if I take a shit
372
00:20:21,406 --> 00:20:23,140
on those people's
doorstep right now?
373
00:20:23,208 --> 00:20:24,808
What?
Nothing.
374
00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:26,510
Come on, I'll shit right on
the step right now.
375
00:20:26,578 --> 00:20:27,611
How much will you give me?
376
00:20:27,679 --> 00:20:29,269
I'm not giving you anything.
377
00:20:30,048 --> 00:20:31,815
Well, I'm not doing it
for nothing.
378
00:20:31,883 --> 00:20:32,950
I didn't ask you to do it.
379
00:20:33,652 --> 00:20:34,618
I'm not paying you.
Give me five bucks.
380
00:20:34,686 --> 00:20:36,020
Give me five bucks.
381
00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:37,433
I don't have five bucks.
382
00:20:39,109 --> 00:20:40,958
Give me a dollar.
No.
383
00:20:42,794 --> 00:20:44,361
Give me 10¢.
384
00:20:44,429 --> 00:20:47,431
Brian, I do not have any money.
385
00:20:47,499 --> 00:20:50,100
Well, what do you have?
386
00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:52,002
I have a pencil.
387
00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:55,272
Fine, I'll do it for that.
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