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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna cry ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, here's...
here's the thing.
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I have two children
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and the thing that scares me
the most is that they disappear.
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That's... Nothing that
scares me most...
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more than them disappearing.
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That's every
parent's worst fear.
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Now, why do kids disappear
sometimes?
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I think it's because somebody
took 'em and had sex with 'em,
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and once you have sex with
a kid, you gotta toss 'em,
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because... people hate folks
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who have sex with kids
more than pretty much anything.
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If you murder somebody, folks
will find you a reason.
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"Ah, you were upset.
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"Uh, you hadn't...
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You know, you didn't...
you were dehydrated, whatever."
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So here's the thing.
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So if you have sex with a kid,
you gotta chuck 'em out,
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'cause if the kid tells
anybody, you're screwed.
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So here's...
I can't help thinking
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that if we could take down
a few notches
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the hatred for
kid-having-sex people,
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at least you'd get the kid back.
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That's what I'm trying to say,
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is that the guy could
just call you.
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"Hey, I just ( bleep ) your kid.
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"Do you want me to
bring him to soccer
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"or drop him at your house?
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"Um, does...
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"Does he have
any nut allergies,
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"'cause he just...
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uh, he just ate some
cashew butter ( bleep )."
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I know, listen, listen.
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Listen, listen to me,
listen to me.
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I know that's hard to hear.
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I know that's hard to hear.
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But it's true.
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It's true, that if we
minded child molesting less,
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less kids would die.
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That's true.
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Now, I don't know what to do
with that information.
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I don't have
a way to apply that
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to anything that's helpful.
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Hello, hello.
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. Heppa,
how are you today?
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I'm okay.
Yeah.
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You look a little nervous.
Yeah.
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A bit of a "dentalphobe,"
are you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Look, I... I understand.
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You've come to the right place.
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I make "dentalphobes"
my specialty.
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That's what... Yeah, my friend
Nick told me that, that's why...
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, good,
I understand.
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Now... look...
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No, no, you don't get it.
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I know how you feel.
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That's why I do this.
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You mean that...
Yeah.
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I have been afraid of
dentists my whole life.
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Terrified.
Really?
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Yeah, still am.
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I hate dentists.
Yeah.
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But that is why
I developed this practice,
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to help people like you and me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, unfortunately, I can't
visit myself, so... Right.
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... I'm just waiting for
my teeth to rot out.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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So let's find out
where you are here.
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Okay, now, I'm gonna do...
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Listen to me,
I'm gonna do a light exam
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of your teeth, okay?
Okay.
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I'm gonna use this.
See, that's...
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And I'm just...
Okay.
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I'm just... just gonna tap your
teeth with it, okay?
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Okay, all right, that should be okay.
Just open your mouth.
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And I'm gonna...
Ahh...
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Let's just
see what we got here.
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Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh...
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, wow, wow, wow, wow.
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You're really bad, aren't you?
Yeah, it's the...
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I think it's just
the sound, it's the tapping.
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It's... I...
Okay, all right.
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Well, let's get
right to it, then.
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What?
Huh?
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Well, the drugs and the gas.
Okay, good.
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No need to mess around.
Right, right.
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Here, take one of these.
Okay.
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Mm-hmm, chew it up.
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Oh, do I need water?
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Yeah, it tastes good, doesn't it?
No.
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No.
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There you go.
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna give you
a little gas here.
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Oh, there you are.
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Look, doesn't that feel better?
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Gonna make that very
comfortable right there.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna get you some music...
Okay.
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... to alleviate
your fear. Okay.
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Mm-hmm, yeah.
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It comes from Saudi Arabia.
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You know, where they
make this music,
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they live in the most
punishing desert in the world,
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so they've developed this music
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as a sort of
a spiritual analgesic.
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Uh-huh.
Yeah.
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I'm gonna turn up the gas.
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I'm gonna be honest with you,
I'm gonna give you more gas
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than I've ever given anyone.
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Yeah.
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That pill should be
kicking in right about now.
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Is it?
Yeah.
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Isn't it?
I can feel it, I can feel it.
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You know what you can feel?
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You can feel like...
like you're leaving your body.
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It feels like
I am leaving my body,
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Here, all right, here we go.
I feel like I'm leaving my body.
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Put them right here
so you can...
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I feel like I'm leaving my father's body.
Oh! ( Middle Eastern music playing )
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Here it comes.
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Here comes the music.
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I can hear it.
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Yeah...
Ahh...
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It's okay.
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It's all right.
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It's okay.
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Oh, man, he was right.
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This is intense.
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( speaking Arabic )
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What?
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( speaking Arabic )
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Wait a minute.
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You're Osama bin Laden.
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Oh, my God.
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Dude, can I just get...
I'm sorry, can I...
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Can I just get a quick...
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Thank you.
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I just... Wow.
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This is intense.
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You're like... you're like
the worst guy ever.
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Welcome to God's world.
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God's world?
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If you were any closer to Him,
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you would be burning alive
right now.
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We live near Him,
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so we are closer
to Him than all others.
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So being in the desert is
what makes you guys crazy?
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( laughing )
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If it pleases
you to say so, yes.
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Living here, dying here,
as we all will,
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it gives us a higher
vantage point on existence.
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We view the human flesh is like the peel
of a fruit, to be shucked away.
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The people in those towers,
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those steel cages,
we freed them.
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They are with us now.
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Uh... no.
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No?
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I mean, I get the whole desert,
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higher plane, whatever thing,
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but you totally shouldn't
have done 9/11.
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I mean, people
aren't fruit, you know?
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It... that wasn't nice.
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It wasn't... nice?
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Yeah, you shouldn't do
anything to anybody
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that you wouldn't
want them to do to you.
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Right?
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Would you want anybody
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to do a 9/11-y
thing to you?
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I guess what I'm saying is,
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and maybe this is
oversimplifying things,
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but I think that 9/11
was a bullshit move.
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Basically, you're
saying we're assholes.
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Yeah.
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And I don't mean to offend you,
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but I think you're an asshole.
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( sighing )
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Shit.
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Wait a minute, did I...
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did I just talk you guys
out of being terrorists?
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Well...
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I just never looked at it
like that.
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Man, this is crazy.
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Hi.
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How do you feel?
What?
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Here.
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Have some of this banana.
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Well, I am hungry.
Yeah.
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Now open wide.
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Are you gonna peel it or anything?
No.
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The skin tastes
really good... here.
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Yeah, now, don't bite down,
don't bite down.
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Just leave it in your mouth.
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Yeah.
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Now, just...
just easy.
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Easy, yeah !
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Just...
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( gagging )
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( coughing )
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Oh, good, you're awake.
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Okay.
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What just happened?
Huh?
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Nothing, nothing.
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It hurts when I bite down.
Don't... don't... don't bite down so hard.
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Okay.
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Uh, thanks for coming by.
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Hey, hey, big fan,
really big fan.
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There is some sense that when
you're out there
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looking for somebody,
you're trying to get...
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you're trying to
spread your seed.
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Really, guys would like all
women to just lay on the ground
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with their legs open
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and we could just spray,
like a mist.
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Just...
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Just mists of cum...
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that then trickle down.
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But I'm not one of those guys
who could just walk up to women
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and start talking to them.
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Like, there's guys... like,
there's a lot of
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sinewy black guys
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that wear...
that wear puka beads.
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Not... not hard brothers
from the hood, like...
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with, like, a suede vest
with nothing else on.
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Suede vest,
both nipples showing,
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good stomach, puka-bead
necklace,
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you know, like those bracelets
that are, like, just leather?
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And he's... I'm getting a little
hard just picturing this guy.
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This guy is sexy.
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This guy gets laid.
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This guy gets laid.
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Press the green button.
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Again.
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( register beeping )
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Hey.
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( register beeping )
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How you doing?
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When are you going
on your break?
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( woman ) I don't know,
no one told me nothing.
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You, uh...
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Have you worked here...
were you working here...
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Credit or debit?
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Uh, cash.
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Making me touch your money.
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Sorry.
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Your name's Tarese?
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Is that how to
say that, Tarese...
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Next!
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( register beeping )
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Next.
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( register beeping )
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Credit or debit?
Credit.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Here.
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What?
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These are for you.
263
00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:13,568
Those ain't for me.
264
00:13:13,636 --> 00:13:15,036
Sure they are,
I just bought 'em for you.
265
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I bought 'em from you,
266
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for you and now I'm
giving 'em to you.
267
00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:20,942
Here, take 'em.
268
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I don't know you.
269
00:13:22,411 --> 00:13:23,344
Yeah, you do.
270
00:13:23,412 --> 00:13:24,579
I come here like twice a week.
271
00:13:24,647 --> 00:13:27,015
You've checked my
items 50, 100 times.
272
00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:28,316
Look, I just bought
these for you.
273
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Just take 'em.
274
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Manager!
Yeah?
275
00:13:36,725 --> 00:13:38,226
This customer is trying to
give me some flowers,
276
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but I don't know him.
277
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,529
You can't do that, sir.
278
00:13:41,597 --> 00:13:42,664
What?
279
00:13:42,731 --> 00:13:43,631
She don't want the flowers.
280
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:45,300
You can't do that.
281
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,368
Go ahead and swipe your card,
I'll give you a refund.
282
00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:59,447
( audience laughing )
283
00:13:59,515 --> 00:14:00,582
You know, I...
284
00:14:00,649 --> 00:14:01,749
Hi!
285
00:14:01,817 --> 00:14:03,284
How would you
like to have sex with me
286
00:14:03,352 --> 00:14:06,988
and then wish you hadn't later?
287
00:14:07,056 --> 00:14:08,389
Would you be into that?
288
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:16,765
Hey.
289
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:19,735
Hi, um, I... I... I...
I, um...
290
00:14:19,803 --> 00:14:22,037
From before, I just
wanted to say, I... I, um...
291
00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:24,540
What do you want?
292
00:14:24,607 --> 00:14:26,775
I... I want to...
I want to take you out.
293
00:14:26,843 --> 00:14:27,910
I was thinking maybe...
294
00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:29,344
Are you...
You crazy.
295
00:14:29,412 --> 00:14:31,880
Why, why is that...
why is that crazy?
296
00:14:31,948 --> 00:14:34,149
What if...
297
00:14:34,217 --> 00:14:36,719
Uh, my name's...
Louie.
298
00:14:36,786 --> 00:14:38,921
I just... I...
299
00:14:38,988 --> 00:14:40,622
Don't step in
the diarrhea-vomit.
300
00:14:42,258 --> 00:14:45,094
I think that's vomit of
somebody who ate diarrhea.
301
00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:47,629
Um... listen, I just...
302
00:14:47,697 --> 00:14:50,265
If you would, just,
for one second...
303
00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:57,773
Sorry.
304
00:15:09,819 --> 00:15:10,819
So...
305
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:12,421
Look, Lou, dude.
306
00:15:12,489 --> 00:15:13,722
I don't know what you thinking,
307
00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,591
but it ain't gonna happen.
308
00:15:20,563 --> 00:15:21,797
Listen, I under...
I understand.
309
00:15:21,865 --> 00:15:23,532
I don't...
I... I get it.
310
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:26,468
We're not... we don't
know each other.
311
00:15:26,536 --> 00:15:27,770
We're from different worlds.
312
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:31,273
It's not... it's weird.
313
00:15:31,341 --> 00:15:33,976
It's probably kind of creepy
how I'm following you.
314
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:35,577
I just...
315
00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:41,617
I guess I just wonder
if maybe it's not...
316
00:15:41,684 --> 00:15:44,319
What if it's okay
to meet somebody outside of
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the people that you thought
318
00:15:47,056 --> 00:15:49,658
that you would usually meet?
319
00:15:52,796 --> 00:15:54,196
I mean, how do you know...
320
00:15:54,264 --> 00:15:55,697
What if it turns out...
321
00:15:55,765 --> 00:15:58,300
What if... what if it
turns out I'm like a...
322
00:15:58,368 --> 00:15:59,968
Suck a dick, son.
323
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:10,012
All right, I think
I'm gonna keep trying,
324
00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:13,515
because I guess I feel like
you're probably
325
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:17,186
putting up a defense
because you're from a...
326
00:16:17,253 --> 00:16:18,654
like a tough neighborhood.
327
00:16:18,721 --> 00:16:20,856
Like a black... I don't
mean, like, black...
328
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:23,392
I don't mean,
like... black...
329
00:16:27,063 --> 00:16:28,564
Can we... can I...
330
00:16:28,631 --> 00:16:30,799
Can you pretend I didn't say
anything I've said so far?
331
00:16:35,004 --> 00:16:37,206
Wow, that was
a really long ride.
332
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:39,074
You do that every day?
333
00:16:39,142 --> 00:16:40,909
So this is like Harlem.
334
00:16:42,679 --> 00:16:43,645
You don't wait
for the light, huh?
335
00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:45,113
You just keep on going.
336
00:16:45,181 --> 00:16:46,148
( horn honking ) Okay, sorry!
337
00:16:48,184 --> 00:16:49,818
Listen, I... I... I just...
338
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:52,554
What I'm wondering is if we
could go to, like,
339
00:16:52,622 --> 00:16:54,156
a coffee place?
340
00:16:54,224 --> 00:16:56,024
I don't know if they
drink coffee up here.
341
00:16:56,092 --> 00:16:58,827
I've never been to this
type of neighborhood
342
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:00,262
and, uh...
343
00:17:00,330 --> 00:17:02,030
I mean, that's the thing,
like, if you meet somebody new,
344
00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:04,533
it kind of broadens your
horizons and you...
345
00:17:04,601 --> 00:17:06,568
What do you want?
346
00:17:09,772 --> 00:17:12,040
I... I want to
get to know you.
347
00:17:12,108 --> 00:17:14,710
So, what, you never been
with a black girl before?
348
00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:19,047
You want to see what it's like
to do it with a black girl?
349
00:17:21,184 --> 00:17:27,022
You see me
every day at the store
350
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:27,956
Is that it?
351
00:17:30,894 --> 00:17:32,628
Well, guess what?
352
00:17:32,695 --> 00:17:34,897
You don't get what you want.
353
00:17:34,964 --> 00:17:36,398
Not all the time.
354
00:17:39,702 --> 00:17:41,169
( alarm beeping )
355
00:17:51,114 --> 00:17:52,648
( alarm beeping )
356
00:17:59,789 --> 00:18:01,223
Hello.
357
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,994
Hi.
358
00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:08,163
Oh, oh!
359
00:18:08,231 --> 00:18:09,164
Go, baby!
360
00:18:09,232 --> 00:18:10,933
Yeah, yeah!
361
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,235
Oh, oh, oh!
362
00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:15,537
Oh, oh, oh!
363
00:18:15,605 --> 00:18:17,172
Oh, oh!
364
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,407
Yeah!
365
00:18:18,474 --> 00:18:20,275
( Louie ) It's just...
366
00:18:20,343 --> 00:18:23,245
You know when somebody
sees a hot woman,
367
00:18:23,313 --> 00:18:25,380
there's that thing
we just call "a hot woman."
368
00:18:25,448 --> 00:18:27,115
Like, there's a lot of guys
who say,
369
00:18:27,183 --> 00:18:29,217
"How do I talk
to the hot girls ?"
370
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:32,187
Why do you wanna talk
to a hot girl?
371
00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:34,923
Why would you want to talk to
somebody with a drink, going,
372
00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:36,224
"Ehh..."?
373
00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:38,727
Why would you want to
have that conversation?
374
00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:40,595
You own a landscaping business.
375
00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,297
You're incredible.
376
00:18:42,365 --> 00:18:44,099
You're an amazing human being.
377
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:48,036
You started a landscaping
business from nothing.
378
00:18:48,104 --> 00:18:49,471
( bleep ) her, man.
379
00:18:49,539 --> 00:18:50,939
Go get a...
380
00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:54,409
Find a woman,
an old... kind of your age,
381
00:18:54,477 --> 00:18:58,080
late-30s, Jewish girl,
smokes
382
00:18:58,147 --> 00:19:00,248
and gives tough handjobs.
383
00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:03,852
You know, I love...
I love Jewish girls,
384
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,420
'cause they just go,
"Come on !"
385
00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:07,723
And they're awesome!
386
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,124
"I'm gonna suck it, all right?
387
00:19:09,192 --> 00:19:10,225
You ready ?"
388
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,160
Totally, suck it...
389
00:19:12,228 --> 00:19:13,929
you dirty Jew.
390
00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:15,964
I love you.
391
00:19:16,032 --> 00:19:17,499
Oh, I love Jews.
392
00:19:25,876 --> 00:19:28,644
Do you ever get... you ever
been curious about, um...
393
00:19:30,414 --> 00:19:32,181
You ever, uh...
394
00:19:32,249 --> 00:19:34,417
I know that...
I know that the usual thing
395
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:37,920
is like the... up the...
396
00:19:37,988 --> 00:19:39,889
black dudes like
the white girls, you know?
397
00:19:39,957 --> 00:19:41,357
But I don't know if...
398
00:19:41,425 --> 00:19:45,461
It's not the usual thing you
hear about the other...
399
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:48,631
I mean, if I look at it
from your point of view,
400
00:19:48,699 --> 00:19:50,233
like, if you see a black guy
401
00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:52,501
and compared to,
like, any white guy,
402
00:19:52,569 --> 00:19:55,705
we probably seem, like, gay.
403
00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,977
Okay, um, okay.
404
00:20:01,044 --> 00:20:03,746
But the thing is, I have...
405
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:05,881
I mean, I'm not trying to,
like, say I have...
406
00:20:05,949 --> 00:20:07,650
I mean, I have...
I do have things
407
00:20:07,718 --> 00:20:09,885
that a lot of black guys
don't have.
408
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:12,688
And I'm not...
that's not fair.
409
00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:16,459
Okay, what I'm trying
to say is that...
410
00:20:16,526 --> 00:20:20,062
everybody has their advantage.
411
00:20:20,130 --> 00:20:22,999
Those dudes have their
things and...
412
00:20:27,838 --> 00:20:30,840
I feel like this is sounding
really totally wrong.
413
00:20:30,907 --> 00:20:32,875
I feel like this is
sounding like I'm trying to say
414
00:20:32,943 --> 00:20:34,277
that black guys have big dicks
415
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:36,712
and I have money, and that's
not what I'm trying to say.
416
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:49,684
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