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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie Louaaa ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie
you're gonna cry ♪
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♪ Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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( Louie )
I think that the hardest thing...
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The hardest thing about having
kids is just the...
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All the...
it's just the days
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that you spend with them.
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That's really the hardest part.
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It's just every day
that you have them
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is the hardest part
of having kids.
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It's just every day.
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It's getting up
at 6:00 in the morning,
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which, first of all,
I'm not that guy.
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6:00 in the morning,
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I have blown off
entire careers...
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because of one day I didn't
want to get out of bed.
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Like, "Oh, I'll
just not be that then."
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( crowd laughing )
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I have to... first of all,
I gotta get 'em dressed.
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That's number one.
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Because that's the one that
people will notice.
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That's the only one...
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If that's the only one
that I get done,
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I'll be okay.
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Because if I show up
with two naked kids,
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I'll go to jail,
so I have to...
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But I cannot feed them.
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No, they're fine, they ate,
they're just a little tired.
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It's fine.
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And now I gotta
get them to school,
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which means walking...
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The older one goes to
kindergarten...
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She's in third grade.
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Jesus Christ.
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I just said kindergarten.
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She's in third grade.
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You know what's even worse?
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She's not,
she's in second grade.
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Wolves are like dogs.
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They're like in
the same family of animal.
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So, guys, have a good week.
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Bye.
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Have a nice time with Mom.
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( woman )
Hello ?
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Hi, I'm here with the girls.
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Okay, I'll buzz,
let them up.
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Okay.
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There you go.
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Bye, Daddy. Bye-bye.
Bye, Daddy.
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Bye.
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Have a great week, see ya.
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( cell phone ringing )
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Hello?
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Hey.
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It's Pamela,
I'm at the park with Ser.
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Do you want to bring
the girls over?
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Oh, I just dropped them
with their mom.
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She's got 'em for a whole week.
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Ooh, good for you!
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Freedom!
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Not really.
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Why ?
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When they're not with me,
I just get depressed.
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I tend to fall into
a spiral of just awfulness.
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Well, don't, just don't.
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That's stupid.
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Use your time, make a project.
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Get energized, man.
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You know what, you're right.
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I'm not gonna be a bag
of shit like I always am.
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Good, go.
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( scatting )
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♪ It's a good day today baby ♪
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( scatting )
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( scatting )
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♪ And I'm shitting
into Hitler's mouth ♪
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♪ And I'm pissing in his
mother's face ♪
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♪ Right out of ♪
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♪ My dick is bigger
than a monkey's paw... ♪
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Sorry.
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Uh... I'm in
a good mood.
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Is that all?
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Yeah, um...
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I shouldn't,
you know, 'cause I'm...
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I'm trying to...
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get motivated
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and my kids are out of town,
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but I'm trying to take...
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Screw it.
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Oh!
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Mmm!
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Ahh!
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Oh, God, yes!
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Mmm!
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( breathing heavily )
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Ahh...
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( snoring )
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( cell phone ringing )
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Hello?
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Bro.
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Hey, Robbie, what's up?
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What's the matter?
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You sound depressed.
I am.
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I've been eating ice cream
and a bunch of other things
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for about two days now.
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Dude, do you ever exercise?
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No.
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See, that's what
your problem is.
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You got ice cream for blood,
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you sit around on your ass
all the time.
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Why don't you get
that jump rope out I got you
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and get moving?
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I mean, this is disgusting.
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You know what, man,
you're right.
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Thanks.
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Bro, I gotta borrow some...
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Bro, Bro...
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Oh, you son of a...
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( sniffing )
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What the hell?
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( blank ) guy.
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Hey.
Hi, how you doing?
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Sure.
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Listen, could you maybe
open a window
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when you're
smoking pot in there?
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Because it smells up
my apartment.
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What?
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I don't smoke pot.
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Yeah.
No, seriously.
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I've never smoked pot
in my entire life.
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Pot?
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How does one smoke a pot?
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( snickering )
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Listen, man, I'm not
trying to judge you
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for whatever you're
doing in there, I just...
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Can you just be a neighbor?
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Be a human being?
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I don't want to have to
smell that all the time.
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No, I told you,
I have never smoked pot.
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I don't smoke marijuana,
right now,
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in front of you, like this.
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I've never done that
in my life.
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Never.
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Okay, man.
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Look, I'm not a cop
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and I'm not your dad, I just...
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If you want to be a shitty
person, then go ahead.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Hey, I didn't
mean to upset you.
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You're a nice guy.
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Why don't you come in
for awhile?
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No, that's okay.
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No, come on.
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You said you wanted me
to be a neighbor.
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Why don't you be one?
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Come in, get to know me.
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Unless you're too busy
wearing those shorts.
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Okay.
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Yeah?
Yeah, sure.
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Come on.
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Hey.
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Here, have a seat.
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Oh, sorry.
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So...
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Um, is that your...
is this your girlfriend?
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I thought she was with you.
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Jesus.
No, I'm kidding.
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She's my wife.
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Oh, what's her...
what's her name?
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Piss shit fart.
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Her parents are hippies.
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Okay.
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Hey... are you
a comedian?
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Yeah.
That's weird.
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I guess.
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You gay?
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No.
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Why not?
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( laughing )
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What's the matter, man?
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You seem depressed.
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Why does everybody
think I'm depressed
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after knowing me for a second?
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Because you're a huge bummer.
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You're like a huge,
huge bummer.
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You know what, man,
you're right.
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I'm sorry I came
in here and bothered you.
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I don't... you know, I used to
get high when I was a kid
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and I probably would have
thought I was a bummer, too.
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I'm just... I'm just
having a bad day.
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Well, this is probably
gonna sound cliché,
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but you should just
try to enjoy yourself.
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You said you used to get high?
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Why'd you stop?
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I don't know, I guess I just
grew up and stopped.
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Did you like it
when you used to get high?
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Yeah, a lot, but, you know,
I'm a dad.
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Are your kids over there?
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No, no, they're with
their mom for a week.
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You're having some of this.
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( coughing )
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Wow!
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It's been a long time.
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That's, uh...
That's really good pot.
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Yeah. You're probably
feeling high already.
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Shit, yeah.
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You all right?
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I think maybe I'm getting
a little bit too high.
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No, no, no, here.
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Just drink
way too much of this.
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It'll counteract.
Okay.
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Hey.
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What... where did
that dog come from?
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He's been sitting there
the whole time.
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No, no, no, no,
that's... that's not...
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A different dog?
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Yeah, that...
that's not the...
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That dog is... I'm...
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Is different.
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Well... yeah, I mean,
sure he's different.
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He's been through
a lot since you got here.
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His mother died like
two minutes ago.
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No, dude, seriously.
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Which dog is that?
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Which dog?
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Yeah, which dog?
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Which dog is that?
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Hey!
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Want to see something
really cool?
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Okay.
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Hey, come over here.
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What are you gonna do?
You'll see.
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It's really cool.
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You see that car down there?
Yeah.
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I love that.
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Hey, man, I think
maybe I'm too high.
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What's with my hands?
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They're not...
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Oh, shit, that is too high.
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You better stop smoking
marijuana.
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( no sound )
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Hey, you want to try
the motor bong?
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( motor whirring )
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( woman on TV ) Oh, it's
just really frustrating.
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No one was even
listening to me in there.
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They were just looking
at my vagina.
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Tell me about it.
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I wish there
was a way to...
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Cover your vagina ?
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What ?
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Try this.
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So, as you can see from
the annual report on page six,
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our quarterly earnings
are up 350%...
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half as much...
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( coughing )
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Oh, my fafa.
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I caught
a Janna vajanna.
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It's totally yanadda.
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I know!
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Unna fanna,
bonna, bonna bah.
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Stephanie Hannah.
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It's stupah, I don't
have a denana.
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I totally got
a denana a banan danana.
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I know, stew pah.
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I don't
awna manna anana.
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Anawanna Obama.
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( speaking gibberish )
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Ana Donna patonna ?
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What?
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A Donna ?
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Coffee, please, just coffee.
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What a pana cha ?
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Is...
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That.
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( speaking gibberish )
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Republicans.
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( speaking gibberish )
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A nadda Donna
awna tanana ?!
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( all speaking gibberish )
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( speaking gibberish continues )
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( dog whining )
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I gotta get a dog.
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Hi.
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Hey.
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( dogs barking )
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So these are the puppies
that we have right now.
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They're all kind of pit bulls.
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Well, the pit bull thing is
a myth, you should know that.
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They are really sweet dogs.
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Yeah, well, I got two kids.
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I'm divorced.
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Have you ever thought about
getting an older dog?
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Older?
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Look, everybody who comes
in here wants a puppy,
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but we have a bunch of
old dogs that nobody wants.
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It's really sad.
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( dog barking )
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Show me.
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Nobody, I mean,
nobody wants an old dog,
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but I love the older dogs,
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because they're
distinguished, noble.
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Hey, Bear!
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So this is Bear.
Hi, Bear.
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I love Bear.
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Aww.
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You like that?
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Huh, Bear?
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Yeah, you like that, huh?
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Aww.
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He loves this.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and take Bear.
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Okay, get in here.
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All right, boy.
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Hey there, Bear.
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What do you think, huh?
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Oh, what a nice dog.
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This is your new home, pal.
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Come on in.
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There you go.
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Here, have a seat.
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Sit.
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Good boy.
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What a sweetie.
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We'll get you some water there.
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I'll bet you're thirsty.
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I can't wait for
the girls to meet you.
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They're gonna love you.
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They're coming home today.
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Okay.
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You want a drink of water, pal?
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Oh, my God.
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( sighing )
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What are you gonna do with him?
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What do you think?
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Hey!
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Daddy!
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Hi!
Daddy!
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Hey, girls.
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Bye, Mommy!
Bye, Mommy!
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( woman ) Bye, girls.
See you.
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Bye.
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Hey, did you guys have a good week?
Yeah ! Did you have a good week, daddy?
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Every day you spend
with your kids...
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is torture.
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And... it's 'cause
I love them.
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If I didn't love them,
I... it wouldn't matter.
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I'd just play poker
with my friends,
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come home later...
oh, they're dead.
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But... I love them.
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I... I wiped my daughter's ass
for the last time
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on May 13th of 28,
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and I remember this moment
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because it was
a big moment in my life,
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because when you have children,
they start as babies
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and they shit
all over the place.
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But then, finally, they can
use a toilet
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but they can't wipe their ass,
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so you have to wipe their ass.
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That's the last thing
you do for your kid
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that's like an
intimate bathroom thing,
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is wipe their ass.
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And one day, it stops.
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And I remember
the day, I said the date,
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but I don't remember now,
'cause I'm lying,
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but...
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because I had always wiped her
ass all that time
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and it's just a thing you do,
I didn't even think about it.
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"Daddy, I need a wipe !"
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And then I come in,
I'm on the phone,
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like, yeah, okay.
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Anyway, so I wiped
her ass one day
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and she said,
"Thank you very much, Daddy."
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And I was like, that was
a little too eloquent
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a thank you
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for somebody who I just wiped
shit out of her asshole.
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I want to hear like,
"Tank you, Dada."
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I don't want to hear, like,
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"That was very
gracious of you, Father.
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I thank thee."
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