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Watto!

Watto!

Wat...

[PHONE RINGS]

- Adam Watson speaking?
- We're late for work.

We're late for work!

I've only got another 31 laps,
and then I'm good to go.

All right, well, get on with it.
We've got a game to make!

If I'd have known about
hamster-balling in my early 20s...

Just get on with it!

Here I go!

- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

So? What do you think?

Yeah. I mean,

- I guess.
- I think it's fun.

- Yeah, he likes it.
- Yeah, well, he's just saying

that because he wants
to get out of the caravan.

I would quite like to get out of
the caravan, to be honest, mate.

I'm sensing fungus.
There's definitely spores.

I'm wheezing, listen.

Guys, no one's leaving
until we finish the game.

Come on, boys, this used
to be our spiritual palace,

the Caravan of Dreams!

The toilet's not working anymore.

It's just sort of churning
it all around rather than...

Thank you, Watto, you certainly
painted us a picture with words there.

Look, we made some fucking
good games in this caravan,

and this next one's going
to be our masterpiece.

I'm not sure about this
Viking chief, you know?

He looks a bit like a
rapist Aryan grandpa.

Josh, they're placeholder graphics.

Once we get Watto's artwork on
there, it's going to be legendary.

I'm gonna go for a run,
get the legs pumping!

No, Watto, sit down.

Can everyone just stay positive and

- [PHONE RINGS]
- stay focused?

Hey.

Yeah, in about five minutes, I reckon.

Ah, that sounds lovely.

Yeah.

Yeah, perhaps we should open
a bottle of red to go with it?

Yeah, anyone's fine.

Not that one.

OK.

Bye-bye�bye bye.

Bye-bye�bye bye-bye.

Right, if we're all finished
ordering our dinner,

what are you doing this weekend?

- Abi.
- I'm gonna see if

I can get my Segway out
from the bottom of the pool.

I might throw a pot.

Yes, I bought a kiln.

Might join a pottery circle.

All right, well, can we cancel,
please? I'm formally requesting

your presence in the
caravan this weekend.

- We need to finish the game!
- Oh, come on, mate.

We've been stuck in here for two weeks.

We need to take a step back,

- do other things.
- Look, I've told Casey that the

four of us are gonna
come up with something...

Well, no offence, but
that's between you and her.

Now, I'm going back inside the
house, and I'm going to help Abi

cook a lamb tagine with lemon couscous,

and I'd really like to see
you try and stop me.

Josh, come on, get back to work, Josh.

Oh, Watto.

Oh, not you as well, you...?

Seriously, mate, I am in
the shape of my life!

Actually, it's been great.

Letting Leon lead on the game. I
mean, let him be mum for a while.

You know? And if Watto wants to
let a firework off in the caravan,

I'll just sit back and
watch that baby burn.

- He really did that?
- Yeah.

Catherine Wheel. It was insane.

He went a bit weird after
everything with his mum,

but he's OK again now.

Did a bit of damage, but,
you know, what do I care?

I'm but a humble employee.

I clock in, I clock out.

OK,

this part, the tuna, is lovely.

This part...

Disgusting.

So, this weekend,

I was thinking farmers market.

We could stock up on
some overpriced chutney.

I'm busy this weekend.

All right.

Got work, got to do some work.

Cool.

That's totally cool.

I thought you were working
anyway? Get the game finished?

Yeah. Yeah, no, I'll just

crack on with that.

Yeah.

Have you?

[SLURPS]

Oh, yeah. That is lovely.

Really rich tannins.

Hmm?

- How's the game looking?
- Yeah, amazing.

Ewan is so excited about
it, he can barely breathe.

Oh, good. So it's done?

- I can play it?
- Yeah, almost.

Almost?

- You said you'd have it.
- Er, we're just working on the visuals.

Make it snappy, cos we're
announcing it at EDX.

Announcing what?

The game, Leon, we're
announcing the game.

But that's in like six weeks?

- Three more seconds on this leg.
- Ahhh.

I booked the main stage in the big hall.

You're going on right after the
Angry Birds guys and right before

the Clash of Clans guys. It's
gonna be huge, Leon, huge.

I mean, the whole world's
gonna be watching.

That's great! I'm...
I'm razzed about it.

I know you're gonna be under a lot
of pressure between now and then,

- so I want you to take Naomi.
- For me, I get a PA?

Yeah, it's just till the game's done.

A man of your stature shouldn't
be doing this shit on his own.

She's happy to grab your coffee,
carry your bags, whatever you need.

I also manage Casey's diary and do
all of her special appointments.

Whoa, no need to talk about
my special appointments.

I don't know anything about
Casey's special appointments.

Hip circles.

- That's great. Casey, thank you.
- Just get the game finished.

And when you're done with
her, you can pass her back.

Got it, got it. God, I'm so
psyched to play this game, Leon.

I love Vikings, you know? I
really do. Their whole outlook.

Plundering and sacking
of villages, it's...

... it's inspirational.

OK, catch you later.

Woo!

OK, so what are we doing now?

Let's go shopping.

Leon Harper. This is
my assistant, Naomi.

Casey's assistant. He's borrowing me,

because I just get passed around
like a paperback, apparently.

I want to hire something
for the weekend.

Oh.

Just a rental, is it?

No, OK, that's fine.

Yeah, me and my mates need
to get some work done.

I want to get them away
from the distractions.

- Somewhere nice, you know?
- Right.

Well, a couple of options.

This...

... is the Fantasia.

Oo-wee!

82 feet long, cruising speed

of 22 knots, capacity of 12.

Charter her for a week, she is...

- 120,000.
- Piss off!

Sorry, that's 1�2�0 for the week?

Gosh, that's a lot.

Well, there's option two.

This is the Blue Minnow.

She's such a cutie.

I love how compact she is and the
great thing about a yacht like this

is you park it next to the big one,

there's plenty of shade, you see.

It's perfect for the mid-price budget.

Listen to me, I have money.

He actually does. He has a lot of money.

Sure.

- How much money?
- Let's just say a lot.

Like nine, ten million pounds.

Sir, a man of your standing
shouldn't be renting.

I mean, you're not a student.

You should be looking to make
a statement, and this...

Is a statement.

I mean, this is a roar.

You don't need to mince around,
saying, 'Oh, I want your respect, '

when you're standing
on the pure teak deck

of your own 3,000-horsepower,

70-tonne yacht.

OK, you should definitely
get the big one, like he says.

And I happen to know that
they're willing to make

a quick sale if you've got the cash.

And a little birdie tells me

you've got the cash.

Do it, Leon.

Make a statement.

You know what? Boom, I'll take it.

- How much?
- ?33 million.

Oh, awesome.

Great.

Should be down the end here.

It doesn't bother you, Leon?

People will think, 'Oh, look at that

- flash wanker in his big, fat boat.'
- Yacht!

- Flash wanker in his big, fat yacht!
- Thing is, mate,

- I don't really like boats.
- It's a yacht!

I feel claustrophobic, too confined,
but simultaneously, agoraphobic,

too much space and sky and sea.

A couple of days away from
everything, we finish the game

and we go home.

You don't have a bag.

Oh, I'm wearing two sets of clothes.

Two t-shirts, two pants, four socks.

Track pants, underneath, a
really thin pair of joggers.

Toothbrush, toothpaste, bar of soap.

I'm basically a walking overnight bag.

Wow!

That's actually really clever.

Here she is.

Whoa!

It's a mammoth.

I feel like I'm in a hip-hop video.

Yeah, Ewan, just like Jay-Z
with your goose-down pillow.

Let's take it for a spin.

Er, yeah, we can't, mate.
I haven't got a licence,

- and we're not insured.
- Great.

So you've essentially just bought
a very pricey static caravan.

Whoa!

Ladies first.

Well, it's polite.

Oh, look at it.

You was right, it's like
the Big Pimpin' video.

Oh, right, no shoes on the carpet.

Shoe covers to be worn at all times.

- Why does it stink of bleach?
- That's not bleach, that's the sea.

We're not on the sea.

You hired a crewman.

Oh, yeah, I totally forgot.

Leon Harper. Do we salute, or...

- No, not really.
- Cool. I thought that.

Well, ahoy there. Welcome aboard.

Right.

The sun is shining, we're on a yacht.

Let's make gaming history.

What has gotten into him?

- Do you want a hand?
- I'm fine, thanks.

Who's the princess who
brought his own pillow?

- Oh, erm...
- Let me guess,

- Captain Pugwash?
- Yeah, yeah.

Big bloody princess.

Anyroad up, onwards and downwards.

I'm gonna go and do some
burpees on the top deck.

Can we close these blinds, please?

Everywhere I look, all I can
see is white, male privilege.

Just...

- Internet isn't working. Brilliant.
- What's this?

There's a stain on the couch.

This router is so old.

It's not coming off.

Great. No wonder I got such a good deal.

Right, yeah, they are fucking hard.

So, how's it going then?
With the new game?

Oh, it's amazing.

Once we get the new graphics
implemented, it's gonna be great.

Yeah, well, maybe.

I have my reservations.

Sorry about everything with your mum.

- I hope you're OK.
- Oh, no, it's cool.

She sent me... Well, she
posted on Facebook,

and she's in South Africa.

So that's good.

And she got her money in the end.

Do you need some help?

Hi.

Yeah, hi. Can I help you?

Hello.

OK, then.

OK, bye.

What was that?

That, my friends...

... was a frisson.

That wasn't a frisson.

- Do you like him?
- I don't know.

Maybe.

OK, yes, I'm basically in love with him.

Oh, easy, Ewan. Slow down.

Well, why don't you just
try flirting with him then?

- And don't be weird.
- Erm,

- I was flirting. That was me flirting.
- That wasn't flirting.

- That's how I flirt.
- Show me.

Pretend I'm the chef and flirt with me.

What time is it?

I'm not telling you
until you flirt with me.

That was me flirting. I...

Unbelievable.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me.

I don't suppose you, erm...

... happen to know the time?

I don't have a watch. But you have.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, as late as that.

Ahh.

Is there anything else
I can help you with?

No, no, I really was just
quite curious about the time.

Shame.

I was hoping it was because you

wanted to do...

... that.

Yeah... yes.

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh, it's my mum.

Mums?

OK, Naomi. What the
hell is going on there?

- Tell me everything.
- We're on a boat,

everything smells of bleach,
and Ewan brought a big pillow.

You're on a boat? What the fuck
is this? Speed 2: Cruise Control?

Leon bought it. They're
trying to fix the game.

Look, I am at a wedding in Sardinia,
and there are Murdochs here.

I can smell them.

So, just get me the build of the
game and e-mail it over, OK?

I don't know about this, Casey.

- I feel quite bad.
- Naomi.

My sweet Naomi. You're my right hand

and you know that, cos
I tell you all the time.

OK, well, I'm telling you now.
Can you just help me out here?

For the sisterhood.

All right, I'll do it.

Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? You've
gone all Dalek-y again.

Josh?

Can you just forget about her
for two days and do some work?

What is it, Leon? What
is it about me and Abi

- that you just cannot stand?
- Abi!

Yeah.

Because you don't like strong
women, because they scare you.

Just because she farted in my car
doesn't make her a strong woman.

Oh, yes, it does.

And it frightens you.

Mate, I'm just trying
to look out for you.

Well, I don't want you to! All right?

I preferred it if you
just stayed out of it.

- Oh, yeah?
- She cares about me, Leon.

OK? She feeds me, she looks
after me, she loves me.

She doesn't lock me in a caravan
and force me to work like some

Victorian child slave for weeks on end.

Why is she still seeing Greg, then?

What did you fucking say?

It's true, I'm sorry.

I did some digging. I was going to
tell you after we fixed the game,

because I didn't want to derail you.

What do you mean you did some
digging? What does that mean?

Nothing.

You've been following my girlfriend?

No.

I paid someone and he did it.

You paid a stranger to
follow my girlfriend?

The guy's a professional.
He's a stand-up guy.

- He's got a website and everything.
- Let me see. Let me see.

Carl Goldfarb?

Private investigator.

Oh, he's fucking Mossad!

Now ex-Mossad.

You had Mossad follow my girlfriend?

Look, it was just when you got
back together and I must have

forgotten to cancel it. You know,
like when you subscribe to Netflix?

No, Leon, this is not like
when you subscribe to Netflix.

Look, I just wanted to check
out what her motives were.

You know what it's like. When the
money comes in, it just sends

- everyone a bit funny.
- Oh, really?

Says Blofeld from the
lounge of his giant yacht!

All right, mate, well,
he's compiled a report...

Oh, my God. There is a dossier.

Well, if you ever want to see it...

No! I don't want to read the
dossier, because that is a gross

invasion of my girlfriend's privacy.

Actually, yeah,

I do want to read the dossier,
but only because I want

to see just how far over the line
you've gone this time, Leon.

Knock-knock!

Hello?

Yeah, can I help you?

I'm from next door.

Are you forensics?

No, I'm the new owner.

Right.

So, the inquest's all over?

I have no idea what
you're talking about.

Oh, sorry.

I just assumed they would've
told you when you bought it.

Thing is, Hugo, previous owner,

he died on board.

He shot himself.

He shot his wife, then shot himself.

In this room.

Right, I'm...

Well, I'm pretty sure they did
not mention it when I bought it.

Murder at the marina.

How very Brett Easton Ellis.

And where...

... out of interest,
where did this happen?

Yeah, pretty much exactly
where you're sitting.

Sure.

Sure it did.

Husband or wife in this spot?

So sad.

They both sort of slumped together.

Two slumpy bodies.

Right, then! Going to go
and get some fresh air!

Yeah, think I might join you.

Never had sex in a kitchen before.

In your face, the Food Standards Agency.

No, but in all seriousness, my
buttocks and, at one point,

my actual penis did graze the worktop,

so you might want to Dettol
quite heavily, actually.

- In these two areas.
- Don't worry. I'll sort it.

You probably do this all the time,
don't you? Bonking at work.

It's such a randy environment, isn't it?

Look at the Navy, out
on their submarines.

Giant submersible gang bangs.

The guests are usually rich
twats who behave like animals,

wiping their arses on towels and stuff.

Crikey.

Must have the wash your towels
on a very hot temperature.

If not just a straight up boil wash.

They're just so out of
touch with the world.

It's like money just turns
them into total wankers.

God, yeah.

It can happen, it can happen.

They're just...

... different to us.

But you'd know that. How long
have you worked for them?

Hmm?

Oh, God. Me?

Yeah, ages.

The big, rich

shitheads.

And I thought the endless
swimming pool was eerie.

I don't think this is working, Leon.

Oh, stop being such a baby. It's
a murder suicide. Grow a pair.

You probably shouldn't
have bought this boat.

- The murder boat.
- Yacht.

Murder yacht. Can we focus?

Streets away.

I can't believe I'm reading this.
This dossier is a disgrace.

It is an intrusion into...

... the private life of my girlfriend.

Yeah, and you're probably
not interested in this,

but it does offer remote
surveillance in terms of a

- drone.
- Drones? Ha, what's next?

Remote missile strikes?

Nothing is going on, Leon, all
right? I'm going to prove it to you.

I'm going to call her right now.

OK, guys, quick announcement.

Firstly, I just fucked a guy
in the kitchen. Secondly,

he kind of thinks I'm your
butler, so if you'd all play along

with that, I'd be mightily grateful.

- OK?
- Butler?

Ewan, who the fuck has a butler?

Lady Penelope.

ABI: Hey, Josh. How's the game going?

Fine, fine. Yeah, yeah.

- What are you up to?
- Nothing much. Just left yours.

Right. I thought you were at work.

No, I am. I'm going for a walk first.

All right. Where are you going?

She's got my dongle.

Can I maybe call you back later?

Er, OK.

OK, then. Yeah.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Shopping. For

tights.

Are you...?

Are you e-mailing Casey?

What?! No!

Am I?

God, I am so shit with computers.

Were you going to send her the
game? Are you spying on us?

You're a spy.

- You're human malware.
- Oh.

I thought you were on our side.

She made me! She's very persuasive.

She's like the snake in The Jungle Book.

Would anyone like me to draw
them a bath? Any ironing?

Call her right now. Tell her you
played the game and it is amazing.

I could press your suit
for you if you like.

Can you just shut the fuck up
for two minutes, please, Ewan?

And can everyone get back to work?

She wouldn't...

Would she?

Abi? Not with Greg. Would she?

I mean, why would she? Why wouldn't she?

He's taller, fitter, happier.

He is very tall.

Yeah.

No, he is...

Quite tall.

Hi, is this Carl Goldfarb?

Yeah, this is Josh Connors.

You been looking into
my girlfriend, Abi.

Carl?

Send in the drone.

You shouldn't let them talk
to you like that, you know.

It's fine. I know my place.

What are... what are you doing?

Spitting in their food.

Wow.

- You must really hate them.
- Yeah.

- What's not to hate?
- No, totally,

I agree. That's what I'm saying.

What the heck?

I'm not very good at spitting.

It's the only reason I didn't
become a professional footballer.

You don't think less of me, do you?

I only spit, I don't

wank.

Gosh, I hope not.

Not in the gazpacho, anyway,
that wouldn't work at all.

Give that to Leon.

CASEY: So, what have you got for me?

I've played the game and it's brilliant.

Best game I've ever played.

And I play Tetris.

They know, don't they?
You've been compromised.

They totally know. I've
totally been compromised.

Come on. Come on, look, just get
back out there, pretend to them that

I'm cool with everything, play
the game, and then tell me

what they have, and then
you're all done. OK?

Why am I the only one
working? There's Ewan?

I think he's too busy working
on the crew boy's dick.

He should be working on the game.

Look at that water, there.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, but look at it, though.

Yeah, I'm looking at it.

No, but really look at it, though.

Watto, what the fuck
are you talking about?

Yeah, no, she bought it.

She's totally fine about everything.

Oh, she knew, didn't she?

She totally knew. I've totally
been compromised again.

To be honest, being a
single agent was difficult.

Being a double agent was
more or less impossible.

Oh, good, you're back.
What are you doing?

- Just watching something.
- What?

Nothing. Drone footage of Abi.

You have a drone following
your girlfriend?

Yeah, just so I can prove to
Leon that nothing's going on.

Can we moved in closer
to the target, please?

- Closer to the target, thank you.
- Dinner is served.

Don't eat it, we spat in it.

- Why?
- It was an act of love.

Gazpacho!

Gazpacho.

It's got saliva in it.

Gazpacho.

I spat in that.

I am on your side.

I just wanted you to know that.

That's not...

That's not my mum.

No, can't be.

And you guys seem really nice.

You seem really nice.

You're not going to believe this.

I've just seen my bloody mum.

Yeah. She came back!

Can you believe that?! My mum?!

I knew she'd come back.

OK. Excuse me.

One second.

She came back!

We have a problem.
Watto's off the wagon.

- What do you mean?
- He's high.

He's talking about seeing his mum.

It's a Chinese man in a fishing boat.

Shit.

I wonder if she can hear me.

Mum!

Hey!

Mum!

Oh, shit, shit. Josh, Ewan,

a word, please, in the engine room, now.

We have a problem.

I think Watto maybe accidentally
drank some water with a tab of acid

in it and now he thinks
he's seeing his mum.

- In what sense, sorry?
- What are you talking about?

Erm, I been doing this thing to myself.

I've been micro-dosing with

small amount of LSD and now Watto has

- drank, like, all of it.
- You spiked Watto?

No, not deliberately.

I saw it on Reddit. Everyone's doing it.

It's like homoeopathic
drug-taking, but it works.

- Jesus Christ.
- Is he OK?

Yeah, he's fine, but I think
we should all just act

very normal around him.

I don't want to freak him out
and push him over the edge.

You took acid because of
something you saw on Reddit.

Are you insane?

I just wanted to give
myself a little boost.

It's all right for you,
you're the creative one.

I needed some help, and
this new game, I...

I just wanted it to work so bad.

And this was your solution, was it?

Bring your mates out to a murder
scene and spike them with acid?

God!

Here you go, mate. Nice
glass of lovely water.

She's still out there.

Like a mermaid.

Like a mer...

... mum.

Josh told me what you did.

- I didn't mean to.
- What in this water, Leon? Rohypnol?

I'm going to make him a sandwich
now, without any drugs in it.

She's going to Gina's house!

Everyone!

She's just going to Gina's house!

Panic over.

Oh.

Hey, Ewan.

It's the butler.

Ewan, the butler.

Hello. May I be of assistance?

It's weird, because you
look like a butler,

even though you're not a butler.

You're just plain old
Ewan, the millionaire.

But, in my eyes, you look like a butler.

You look like Alfred out of Batman.

- What's he talking about?
- Oh,

shit.

Was I not meant to say
anything in front of him?

Oh, mate, I'm so sorry.

How much?

13.9 million, plus another
29 million in stock options.

Jesus Christ.

If it takes the edge off,
can't really touch them.

- Stock options run over three years.
- Yeah, that's not the point.

The point is you lied to me. It's...

- It's patronising.
- And I'm sorry.

You know what?

You're just a rich twat like them.

No. Yes, I am twat, but
I was like that before,

I can't help it. It's like a disability.
I should be on benefits.

- Oh, so you want even more money?
- No, I'm just saying the money

didn't make me into a
twat. I came pre-twatted.

I thought it was weird.
Who has a butler?

Oh, no, no, no, no...

She's going into Greg's house.

You were right.

Sorry, mate.

What the hell is that?

Someone switched the engine on.

Oh, shit.

Watto.

Shit!

Mum!

Mum!

Why is she sailing away from me?

Watto, mate, what are you doing?

I want to talk to Mum!

Mum! Mum!

Mum!

[MUSIC: Ride Like The Wind
by Christopher Cross]

Mum!

Guys, we're going very fast
towards that landmass!

Watto, drop the anchor! You're
going to crash my boat!

Yacht! It a yacht, Leon!

Oh, shit! We're getting a bit
close to the edge, boys!

Mum! Mum!

Get him off! Get him off!

Let go!

[LOUD THUMP]

[WATTO CACKLES]

Yep.

You grounded it. We're
going to be stuck here for

six hours before the tide changes.

No, that's too long, I'm afraid.

I need to get in contact with
my girlfriend quite urgently.

- She's not picking up.
- Oh, OK.

Oh, well, in that case, we just
need to find some way to control

the gravitational pull of the Moon.

- Maybe you can try and bribe it.
- Calum, please, can we

just talk about it?

Everything's going to shit, Leon.

I'm going to go and spy on Abbey.

Um, you going to be all right
up here by yourself, mate?

And you were a cool mum,

which was always great.

You know, a mum with

the car, with the top down,

but I think what I really
needed was a normal mum.

You know?

I needed a good bollocking
every now and again,

because we used to share fags
on the way back from Scouts,

and that's just not on, Mum.

Not for a 12-year-old, it's just not.

So

I don't know what you want to do

about our relationship in the future,

but I'm going to
leave that in your court.

Because I'm not going to run
around after you any more.

I'm tired of chasing after you.

Do you understand?

[HE SPEAKS OWN LANGUAGE]

OK, good.

Come on, let's hug.

Let's hug.

Hey, Naomi.

One last favour as my PA

would you play the game for me?

I think just need someone to

let me know it was all worthwhile.

Also, I think I got the
dosage wrong. My, erm...

My hands seem to be growing.

Creamy mushroom pasta, sir.

You've jizzed in that one, haven't you?

Hmm.

[LEON CLEARS THROAT]

Can I help you?

It's none of my business, but

he's actually a great guy
once you get to know him.

It took me about two years to
break through the outer crust

and get to the good stuff, but...

it was worth it.

My God, she's coming
out. She's coming out!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

She just went to get her stuff!

She's just been to get her stuff back.

- Great.
- Oh...

Oh, Abbey.

I just wanted to hear your voice.

I'm over at yours again, is that OK?

My place is so cold.

Of course. Help yourself to wine.

Oh, thank you, I will.

I saw Greg.

I was going to wait until you got
back, but I just wanted to tell you.

Oh, really? No way.

Yeah, he wanted to stay friends.

We went for pizza once, because
he was upset, but I thought,

"No, I can't do that."

I love you, Josh.

I love you, too.

God, it's so nice seeing you smile...

Hearing you smile.

Sorry. I should be more open with you.

No, no.

We all have our secrets.

So, when are you going to be back?

- I don't know. Tomorrow.
- Damn it.

You're away, and the batteries
have gone flat in my vibrator.

Just use the ones from my bike lights.

Good thinking!

Josh, there's a fucking
drone in your back garden.

You were right.

I did jizz in it.

Sorry for lying.

Also, I'm sick of being sorry.

I just go around apologising
for having money all the time,

and I can't help it. I don't
particularly want it.

I never really thought about it.

But once you get it, it is quite

sticky, and you get covered in it.

And you think you're
acting normally, but

the thing that scares me is,

what happens when
you can't tell any more?

One day, you're normal,
and the next, you're...

You're Russell Crowe.

I know a really nice
pub not far from here.

Well,

we can't, Watto's got the only lifeboat.

Well, algae, that's point A.

Weil's disease, that's point B.

Do you want me to carry on?

Oh, my God.

Ready?

Yeah.

Sweet Jesus, it's freezing!

You all right, mate?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm all right.

I'm all right. I spoke to Mum,

I let off some steam.

I'm...

And I got some fish.

I feel really, really awake.

I feel like I've taken something,
but I haven't taken something.

Why do I feel like I've taken something?

Come on, mate, let's get you home.

Aw, look at the mess
I made of your deck.

- I'll clean it, I'll clean it.
- You haven't got to worry about that.

No, I'm so wired, I've
got to do something.

I feel like I've taken something,
but I haven't taken something.

Why do I feel like I've taken something?

Whoa!

OK, mate. Have fun.

How's Watto?

Good.

How's the game?

Sorry, I just don't get it.

It's like that Farmville
one, only not as good,

and a lot more racist
towards Scandinavians.

[PHONE RINGS]

_

- What are you going to tell her?
- OK, what have you got for me?

OK, well, I quit.

I'm not doing this any
more. It's the weekend,

and I was supposed to be
at my mate's house party,

but does anyone give a shit?

Instead I'm stuck on a death
boat with a load of maniacs,

apart from Watto, who's fucking
lovely, eating soup with spit in it.

The game's shit. They've
tried, they have, but it is.

My job is shit, and my life is
shit. Is that enough for you?

You know what I say to that?
I'll give you a pay bump.

- All right, fine.
- See you Monday.

Watto's come back.

Come on, let's take a
life boat and go home.

No, I'm not leaving, I'll
go down with the ship.

Well, that's very Dido of you.

I didn't want to tell you this,
Josh, cause I didn't want

to scare you, but we're
announcing the game in six weeks

on the main stage at EDX.

OK, you know,

once...

Maybe once we get the
graphics implemented...

Oh, Josh, you were right,
it's shit. It's no good.

Now I know why Hugo shot himself.

Or shot his wife, and then shot himself.

Leon, we've got an iPhone
game that doesn't work.

It's hardly murder-suicide time, is it?

You've got something, haven't you?

A little seed for a new game?

No.

Actually, no.

Boys! Boys!

Now, don't quote me on this,

but I might have just had a really
incredible idea for a game.

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