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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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We are crushing this project, Val.
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I thought it would take a lot longer,
but then again, we are geniuses.
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Thanks for letting us work here.
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I have three little brothers,
so my house is like a zoo.
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One of them even poops with the door open.
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Psh, who does that?
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I think you meant to write "boron."
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(Giggles)
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"I think you meant to write 'boron.'"
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Back off, she-devil!
That is my baby brother.
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Ha!
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I sound like Dad when he
was talking about Diggie.
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I always thought he sounded so crazy.
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(Gasps)
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I'mma let girlie know I'm crazy.
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Hey! Ha, ha, ha.
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How are you guys? I'm, uh, I'm Maddie.
I'm Parker's big sister.
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They, uh...
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they call me Mad Dog.
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Nice to meet you. I'm Val.
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Val!
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(Clears throat) Do you
mind if I... mind if I sit?
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Um... we're kind of working here.
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Oh, yeah. No, I mean, you know.
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Pretend I'm not even here.
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But don't forget that I am.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go go go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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(Bell rings)
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You gotta come see what's
happening in the courtyard.
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Is somebody challenging
me to a dance battle?
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Because Falcon...
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accepts.
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BOOMS is about to unveil a new mascot.
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New mascot?
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BOOMS has a mascot?
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We did.
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But one horrible, terrible day...
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All chanting: Skeeter! Skeeter!
Skeeter! Skeeter! Skeeter!
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Hello, BOOMs.
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It is I, Skeeter, your
beloved Student Body President
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and the coolest kid in school.
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Today, I give you our new mascot,
Boomer the Bonzai Brain!
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Ew!
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That's not a brain.
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It's a poop in a shower cap.
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(Deep voice) That story disturbs me.
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I heard that as a tribute to you, our
new mascot is going to be a falcon.
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(Deep voice) Well, how about that?
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(Deep voice) No big
whoop. It's just...
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(Normal voice) They built a statue for me!
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Me. (Giggles)
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Hello, BOOMs. It is I, Skeeter,
your beloved Student Body President
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and formerly the coolest kid in school.
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Until Falcon took it all away.
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Falcon, Falcon!
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All chanting: Falcon, Falcon!
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(Deep voice) Sorry, Skeeter.
I have a rabid fan base.
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You came to see a new mascot,
instead, I give you... revenge!
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No!
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Yes!
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What's going on?
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Yeah, who is that guy?
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That's not a guy, that's a poop in a vest.
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His name is Artie Smalls.
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He's come from Wisconsin
to take Falcon down!
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That's right. I've traveled from the
land of cheese and sausage on a mission.
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A mission to tel you that
your hero Falcon is a fraud!
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But first, what's the Wi-Fi password? I need
to email my mom that I've arrived safely.
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Duh, the password's "Falcon."
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Minions, type it. I can't even.
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Sometimes in life you've
got to Sing It Louder!!
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Sasha, did you steal
something from my room?
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Open your hand.
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Sasha, this is the only thing
that I have from my mother.
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How could you steal this?
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I had to know if it matched mine.
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What?
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How is that possible?
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When my mother was
dying, she gave me this
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and told me that the other
half belonged... to my sister.
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Sister?
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You're my sister?
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Whoa.
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Ah! Okay, that scene
gives me major goosebumps.
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Cousins by chance, sisters on TV.
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Hey!
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Yes, I'm so happy to finally
have a sister who can sing.
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Don't tell Maddie that I said that.
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I won't, she scares me.
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Don't tell Maddie I said that.
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I'm so excited for this next episode.
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It has that great song.
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I've been singing it so much that
my throat is starting to hurt.
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Please don't get sick.
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I don't want anything to stop
us from doing the next episode.
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I am going to stop you from
doing that next episode.
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I just accepted a job as the set teacher on
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Sing It Louder! (Vocalizing)
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Ruby, I had to tell the producers
that you cannot shoot another episode
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until you finish your science project.
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Wait, Ruby. Have you not
been doing your homework?
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Learning this week's dance
moves seemed more important.
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And more fun.
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Okay, well, school is
always more important.
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So, what's the project, Mom?
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We are studying kinetic energy.
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She needs to design a
container that will stop an egg
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from breaking when dropped
from the top of a ladder.
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It is a super cool project
from a super cool set teacher.
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Well, a super cool teacher
would just let me pass.
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Oh, I'm not that super cool.
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(Deep voice) I can't wait to see what
the salt air does to your clown hair.
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(Laughs)
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Oh! That's how you talk now?
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Okay. Okay, lemme try.
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(Deep voice) Salt air.
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I'm in a leather jacket at
the beach. Blah, blah, blah.
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Artie, reveal Falcon's shameful secrets.
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Students of BOOMS, tomorrow, I
will reveal the hideous truth
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about this fool you call Falcon.
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Tomorrow?
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Why can't we take him down right now?
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Because the minions and I have
a whale watching tour at 2:00.
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Minions, California exit.
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No one told me we were doing that!
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Falcon?
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What's Artie talking about?
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(Deep voice) Ignore the
red-haired ball of anger.
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(Deep voice) So says Falcon!
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(Normal voice) That red-haired
ball of anger is gonna take me down.
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So says Joey.
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(Whimpers)
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Okay, Ruby, so let's drop that egg! Whoo!
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- Here goes.
- Yay!
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Okay, so what did we learn?
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That I'm a terrible egg dropper and
that your fake enthusiasm is annoying?
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Ruby, we have to figure something out.
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I mean, if you don't pass this then
they're gonna write you out of the episode.
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I'm trying!
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I'm just... I'm a dancer,
not an egg dropper.
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Well, you have to figure something out.
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I mean, you know, work as hard on
this as you do on your dance moves.
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You just gave me the best idea.
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You're a genius!
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I am? Ha-ha.
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I am.
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All right, now let's get back
to that chemistry project.
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You're really good on that board.
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(Sighs) He is, isn't he?
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Maddie, hi.
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Hey! Welcome back, Val.
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Hey, do you, um... Do you
want some fresh lemonade?
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- Sure.
- Parker, go get the girl some lemonade.
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Or maybe we could all go in together.
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(Groans) I don't know, I sort of
feel like Val likes it out here.
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Am I right about that, Val?
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Okay.
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Thank you, Parker. So sweet of you.
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- Love you.
- (Door closes)
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What are your intentions
with my little brother?
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Uh... To get an A on our chemistry project.
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Ah, yes.
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This chemistry project
that will allow you two...
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to spend so much time together.
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And then Parker's gonna get attached,
and you're gonna break his heart
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when you decide to run off to some
exotic location to study abroad.
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Like, Tundrabania or Australia.
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What's happening?
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Hi. (Chuckles)
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Val, Parker has your lemonade inside.
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So, go there, now, please.
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It's okay.
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What are you doing?
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Saving Parker.
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From Val?
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The honor student who
volunteers at an animal rescue?
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Okay, I know she may seem sweet and
innocent, but I see right through that.
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And Parker just can't.
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You know, the girl comes along
and just flips her hair to him
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and the poor boy doesn't stand a chance!
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Maddie, our little brother has
his first crush and it's cute.
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It's like, so cute.
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No, 'cause see, Parker's not ready.
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Not ready for what?
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He's not ready for this big
world filled with heartache.
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You know, I mean, somebody
has to protect him.
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And Dad's off in Wisconsin,
so I guess that somebody is me.
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Okay. So you are Dad now?
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Yes.
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Okay. And you realize how crazy you sound?
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Yes.
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But you're gonna do it anyway.
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Yes.
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(Whispering)
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(Deep voice) Excuse me.
Pardon Falcon, thank you.
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Well, well, well.
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Enjoying your final moments as Falcon?
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I didn't think you'd have
the guts to show up today.
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Well, I just wanted to show
everyone my cool new belt.
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Dang it! That is a cool belt!
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(Deep voice) This may be the
last time you see Falcon fly.
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If it is, it's been an honor.
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(Keytar entrance music)
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Students of California land, join
me as I expose the myth of Falcon.
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Okay.
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Back in Wisconsin, this
boy was Joey Rooney,
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the laughingstock of Ridgewood High.
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He had no friends.
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He was a
la-hoo-za-her.
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You're talking about Falcon?
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No way.
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Oh, I understand. You're scientists.
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You need evidence.
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Well, allow me to prove my hypothesis
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with a multimedia extravaganza the
likes of which you've never seen.
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(Fanfare playing)
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I present to you my thesis.
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This is Joey as failed
mascot Bobby Butterstick.
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Failed mascot?
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I don't believe it.
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Believe it!
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This is Joey as
garbage-eating robot Munchbot.
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I can't look at this.
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Well, then look at this!
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Joey missing out on a date because he
trapped himself inside a prank-proof box.
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Falcon, say it's not true?
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It's worse than I ever could have imagined.
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This is the greatest moment of my life,
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and I've been voted King of
Space Camp like multiple times.
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Oh, the onslaught continues,
my fake astronaut friend.
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Joey wasn't even cool enough to
come up with his own cool name.
254
00:15:26,194 --> 00:15:28,062
Eat my exhaust.
255
00:15:28,064 --> 00:15:30,131
You'll never catch the Falcon.
256
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,999
(Screeches)
257
00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:38,272
Yes! Joey Rooney is a fraud.
258
00:15:38,274 --> 00:15:41,142
I am the Falcon.
259
00:15:41,144 --> 00:15:42,843
(Screeches)
260
00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:48,215
You're not deep and mysterious?
261
00:15:49,618 --> 00:15:51,519
You're just a liar.
262
00:15:53,255 --> 00:15:54,822
It's all true.
263
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,892
I should go.
264
00:15:57,894 --> 00:16:00,461
Falcon has been vanquished!
265
00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:04,398
And I once again reign as
the coolest kid at BOOMs.
266
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,467
Minions, exit music!
267
00:16:06,469 --> 00:16:10,304
(Keytar exit music playing)
268
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:16,577
I can't believe he was
the coolest kid in school.
269
00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:20,381
California is a strange place.
270
00:16:23,185 --> 00:16:24,919
It is.
271
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:29,590
For example, here, my minions
apparently think they can speak to me!
272
00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:35,262
All right, Ruby.
273
00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:37,331
So get up there and drop that egg.
274
00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:39,967
Hope there's no splatter from the ladder.
275
00:16:39,969 --> 00:16:41,769
See what I did there?
276
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:44,572
It rhymes. (Singsongy) Oh,
I make learning fun! Mm!
277
00:16:46,975 --> 00:16:51,278
Actually, since I finished this late,
I'm gonna do better than the ladder.
278
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,782
One egg ready to drop, cuz.
279
00:16:54,784 --> 00:16:59,186
Liv helped me think about the project
in terms of something I know: dance.
280
00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:02,289
See, when you leap and spin,
281
00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:05,226
it slows down your momentum,
which softens the impact.
282
00:17:06,328 --> 00:17:08,195
Let my egg dance, Liv.
283
00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:10,364
Give me an egg drop beat, Ruby.
284
00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,833
Uns, uns, uns, uns
285
00:17:12,835 --> 00:17:14,235
Uns, uns, uns, uns
286
00:17:14,237 --> 00:17:15,770
Uns, uns, uns
287
00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:23,544
(Gasps) Oh!
288
00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:26,347
The egg did not break.
289
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,649
So I passed? I can shoot the episode?
290
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,684
Sure can. You proved your theory.
291
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:32,620
You must have had a great teacher.
292
00:17:42,731 --> 00:17:44,331
Both: Nice shirt.
293
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,766
Both: Great minds think alike.
294
00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:47,401
Both: Whoa.
295
00:17:48,837 --> 00:17:50,271
Hey.
296
00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:55,476
Morning, Val.
297
00:17:59,781 --> 00:18:02,216
Can I have everyone's
attention for a second?
298
00:18:05,454 --> 00:18:06,754
I'm sorry.
299
00:18:08,056 --> 00:18:09,723
I'm sorry that I let you all down.
300
00:18:09,725 --> 00:18:12,393
I've been an outcast my whole life.
301
00:18:12,395 --> 00:18:14,095
I'm not the cool guy.
302
00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:17,131
I chewed erasers for seven years
303
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,633
because my little brother told
me they were a type of gum.
304
00:18:21,103 --> 00:18:22,870
I also got him to hug a cactus.
305
00:18:23,872 --> 00:18:25,206
Yeah, he did.
306
00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:30,344
When I came to BOOMS, I saw
a chance to reinvent myself.
307
00:18:31,713 --> 00:18:36,050
Yeah, guys, it felt really
good to be popular.
308
00:18:36,052 --> 00:18:38,752
But, guys, I'm not Falcon.
309
00:18:38,754 --> 00:18:41,088
I'm Joey.
310
00:18:41,090 --> 00:18:44,391
I'm kitty-T-shirt-wearing
Joey.
311
00:18:47,829 --> 00:18:48,496
Wow.
312
00:18:52,234 --> 00:18:54,301
So, you weren't just lying to us,
313
00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:57,538
you were trying to become
the person you wanted to be.
314
00:18:59,241 --> 00:19:00,574
By lying to us.
315
00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:07,248
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
316
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,117
Yeah, well who here hasn't lied
to feel better about themselves?
317
00:19:10,119 --> 00:19:13,621
This morning, I told myself this
shirt looked cool, I knew it didn't.
318
00:19:13,623 --> 00:19:15,489
That doesn't make me a bad guy.
319
00:19:18,426 --> 00:19:21,328
Joey, you were brave
enough to try something new.
320
00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:25,799
And when it all crashed and
burned, you owned up to it.
321
00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:28,536
And that's really cool.
322
00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:31,172
Falcon didn't do that.
323
00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:32,606
Joey did.
324
00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:34,208
Hm.
325
00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,911
Well, I guess I did, didn't I?
326
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:42,516
And now you've embraced your loserness
to become even cooler than before!
327
00:19:43,385 --> 00:19:44,718
Joey!
328
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,356
Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey!
329
00:19:49,358 --> 00:19:51,392
- (Chanting continues)
- No! Stop!
330
00:19:51,394 --> 00:19:54,862
How is this still happening?
331
00:19:54,864 --> 00:19:58,098
There is literally never a
good reason to have you around.
332
00:19:59,234 --> 00:20:02,169
How was I to know this
school would respect honesty?
333
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,104
It's disgusting.
334
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:07,374
Hey, can you give this to Liv for me?
335
00:20:10,512 --> 00:20:14,615
Sometimes in life you've
got to Sing It Louder!!
336
00:20:19,921 --> 00:20:23,157
So... bad news.
337
00:20:23,159 --> 00:20:29,463
Um, a developer is buying Monahan
Academy and turning it into a mall.
338
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,401
But that means we'll be separated.
339
00:20:36,204 --> 00:20:38,439
I don't want to lose you again, sis.
340
00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:40,808
No, and you won't.
341
00:20:42,277 --> 00:20:44,745
Because we're gonna save
this place, together.
342
00:20:47,515 --> 00:20:49,216
Side by side
343
00:20:49,218 --> 00:20:50,517
Shoulder to shoulder
344
00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:54,255
Both:
We're suddenly
smarter and braver and bolder
345
00:20:54,257 --> 00:20:55,889
A little bit younger
346
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:57,625
A little bit older
347
00:20:57,627 --> 00:21:01,061
Both:
Sister, partner, friend,
we're so much better when we blend
348
00:21:01,063 --> 00:21:04,632
Watch us and weep we're
the perfect combination
349
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,434
Together, there's
nothing that we can't do
350
00:21:07,436 --> 00:21:08,569
Yeah, people will freak
351
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,538
Freak at our peak collaboration
352
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:14,908
They just don't
know the power of two
353
00:21:14,910 --> 00:21:17,077
Me and you
354
00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:18,545
The power of two
355
00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:23,684
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do, do
356
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:27,921
We are the sum of our parts
357
00:21:27,923 --> 00:21:30,624
A team that can't be beat
358
00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:32,226
Yeah, yeah
359
00:21:32,228 --> 00:21:37,965
Used to, used to be lacking,
but now we are complete
360
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:41,568
Watch us and weep, we're
the perfect combination
361
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:44,605
Together, there's
nothing that we can't do
362
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:48,509
Yeah, people will freak,
freak at our peak collaboration
363
00:21:48,511 --> 00:21:51,578
They just don't
know the power of two
364
00:21:51,580 --> 00:21:53,981
Me and you
365
00:21:53,983 --> 00:21:56,850
The power of me and you
366
00:21:56,852 --> 00:22:01,088
The power of me and you
367
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:02,589
The power of two
368
00:22:02,591 --> 00:22:07,594
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
do, do, do, do, do, do, do
369
00:22:17,639 --> 00:22:20,441
And just where do you think
you're going, young man?
370
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:26,513
Do you have plans with
this "Val" character.
371
00:22:26,515 --> 00:22:29,550
Maddie, you're being so weird about Val.
372
00:22:29,552 --> 00:22:30,918
We're just friends...
373
00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,554
ish.
374
00:22:34,656 --> 00:22:36,156
What is your deal?
375
00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:38,559
What is my deal?
376
00:22:38,561 --> 00:22:42,830
Don't you think you should be
asking yourself what is her deal?
377
00:22:42,832 --> 00:22:46,667
I mean, you're a young, innocent boy.
378
00:22:46,669 --> 00:22:49,336
And she could hurt you.
379
00:22:49,338 --> 00:22:53,207
Yeah, well, if she hurts me tonight, it
will be in the sky box at the Lakers game.
380
00:22:53,209 --> 00:22:54,708
(Door bell rings)
381
00:22:54,710 --> 00:22:56,143
Say what, now?
382
00:22:57,712 --> 00:22:59,380
- Hey, Val.
- Hey, Parker.
383
00:22:59,382 --> 00:23:01,415
Oh, Maddie, I'm glad you're here.
384
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,417
My mom has an extra seat in her sky box.
385
00:23:03,419 --> 00:23:04,718
You wanna come?
386
00:23:06,821 --> 00:23:08,555
I mean...
387
00:23:11,526 --> 00:23:15,562
only if I get to sit
next to my best pal, Val.
388
00:23:18,032 --> 00:23:19,833
Great, I'll meet you guys in the car.
389
00:23:19,835 --> 00:23:21,435
Okay.
390
00:23:22,704 --> 00:23:25,973
Val is perfect. If you mess
this up, I will hurt you.
391
00:23:28,777 --> 00:23:31,512
California is a strange place.
392
00:23:31,562 --> 00:23:36,112
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