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Joey: Previously on Liv and Maddie...
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As the head coach of the
University of Wisconsin Beloit,
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I would like to offer you
a basketball scholarship.
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You're SkyVolt now.
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SkyVolt is dead?
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It was my choice.
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I love Voltage, but I wanna be here.
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Let's go to college together!
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Liv, you gave up your show for me?
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Hey, Wills, how's California?
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I miss you so much.
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Not for long, Mads.
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They're gonna call and offer you
a basketball scholarship to SESU!
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But you have to be in LA
right away for training camp.
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What about your dad?
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Oh... what about Liv?
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Maddie... what are you gonna do?
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Hey.
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Hey, future college roomie.
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Um, so Liv, I have something to tell you.
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I have something to tell you.
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Our future freshman dorm
is going to be painted...
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(Gasps) sunshine citron!
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Uh, I just got a call from SESU,
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and they offered me a
basketball scholarship.
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Wow!
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Yeah, and they... told me that
they need me there right away...
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so I... told them yes.
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What?
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You've already decided
without even talking to me?
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Well, I mean... Liv, this is
Southern California State University.
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You know, it's my dream school.
This is a life-changing offer for me.
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Maddie, I gave up Voltage for you.
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Hold on. I did not ask you to do that.
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No, but you didn't have to,
I thought that was the point.
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I told you to follow your heart.
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And my heart wants to be with you!
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I thought that's what you wanted too!
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Remember, sisters by
chance, friends by choice?
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That is not fair, Liv. I have always
supported you in everything that you do.
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Walking away from Voltage was huge, Maddie.
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Walking away from that
could ruin my entire career.
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Walking away from SESU
could ruin my entire future!
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I have worked so hard for this chance, Liv.
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Why can't you just be happy for me?
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Fine! Go to California, Maddie,
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but don't expect me to act like you
didn't betray me, because you did.
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You put a Parker Tunnel in my bed?
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I thought I was in the attic.
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My bad.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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Bet-bet-better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high-tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Whoa.
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Listen, as your coach, I...
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I'm really disappointed.
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But as your dad, my little girl
is playing for the best program
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in the country! Bam! What?
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Oh, Dad, I'm so relieved.
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Liv is actually so mad at me that
she's not even speaking to me.
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You know what? I am gonna tell her that
she needs to talk this over with you.
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No, no, Mom, please stop.
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If Liv wants to make this right,
she has to apologize to me.
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It doesn't count if you go up there,
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and you drag her down,
and you make her do it.
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Okay. This is between you girls.
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I'm gonna stay out of it.
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Like I'm gonna stay out of that.
I never stay out of anything.
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Nope... nope.
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They have to work this out themselves.
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A couple of years ago, we discovered
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that Parker had constructed a
series of tunnels under the house.
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We told him to fill those in.
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In retrospect, we probably
should've followed up on that.
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(Rats squeaking)
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Oh, man, the rats are biting today!
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Oh... no, no, he got away.
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Man, you've built quite a sweet
life for yourself in Parker Hollow.
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Yeah, my tunnels are an oasis from
the cyclone of blonde drama above.
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What is going on down here?
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No one's fishing for rats, if
that's what you're thinking, Mom.
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(Gasps) Is that my missing Thai cookbook?
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No, don't touch that!
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It's holding up the whole house.
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Kind of exciting, no?
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No! All right, that's it, the Parker
Tunnels are officially closed. Get out!
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Mom, but the muffins are almost done.
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You have an oven down here?
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- No.
- Never mind.
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We're leaving.
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What?
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They smell good.
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Ooh. Comfy chair. Don't mind if I do.
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What's that sound? Oh, right. No kids.
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Oh, Karen likey.
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Hey. Don't go all Hollywood on me.
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Oh, not a chance, Parker Pants.
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Oh. Aunt Dena will take good care of you.
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Just like she did with
Liv when she was doing...
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Sing It Loud!
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And on that very sour
note... I will be leaving.
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I really thought that she was
gonna come down and say goodbye.
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She's... She's gonna come down.
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No. Mom, she won't.
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(Car horn honking)
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Dad is waiting for me out in the car, so...
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Bye, guys.
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- I'll help you out.
- Okay.
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- Love you.
- I love you.
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- I love you, Joe.
- Love you, dude.
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Okay, now I can meddle.
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Hey, Liv!
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How ya doing?
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Did Mom send you?
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No, of course not.
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Can't a brother just check in to...
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"facilitate healing
between you and Maddie."
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Well, I am actually healing just fine
by getting rid of every single trace
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of Maddie in this entire room.
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Whoa. Gonna be hard to...
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"turn the page on such
a corn relationship."
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What's a corn relationship?
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"Core." Core... relationship.
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Come on, Joey, I know Mom sent you.
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Okay, well, everyone's
worried about you and Maddie.
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I mean, Liv, your best friend moved to
California and then you didn't even say goodbye?
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I'm not talking to her
until she apologizes.
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I changed my entire life for her,
and then she bailed on me, Joey.
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So you can stop referring
to her as my best friend.
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Does this picture mean nothing to you?
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Sisters by chance, friends by choice.
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Powerful little words... marginal artwork.
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Yeah. Sisters by chance...
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friends no more.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Maddie! Hi!
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Aunt Dena, hi!
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How was your flight?
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Oh, it was actually
really great. It... whaaa?
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(Ringing bells)
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Huh. What's happening?
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Oh, I'm getting rid of any negative chi
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you may have picked up on
the plane at 30,000 feet.
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Bad chi means bad happiness.
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Uh, Willow, this is Aunt Dena.
Aunt Dena, this is Willow.
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Willow! I'm loving your
blazing orange aura.
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Thank you! I just had it touched up.
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Can I offer anyone some spelt
crackers with mung bean spread?
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Yes! Please! Extra mung!
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I exit this room the way I entered it...
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with peace... and harmony.
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Well, I guess it's time to
seal up the Parker Tunnels.
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This is a sad, sad day.
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Shall we go down to Parker Hollow
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and have one last
baloney sandwich together?
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- Can we hold hands?
- No.
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Good. Yeah. Yeah, it's not even
like I even really wanted to.
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- I just... (Mutters)
- Fine, come on.
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Yay!
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Why did you stop, Parker? I just
got a face full of your butt.
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- Look!
- (Gasps)
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Oh. Hello, boys.
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What have you done to Parker Hollow?
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(Laughing) You mean...
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Karen Kountry?
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You are so lucky that you get
to live with such a cool aunt.
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I know. She's a blast.
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Though she does claim
she is a psychic healer.
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So, you know, if she finds out
that Liv and I are fighting,
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she's just gonna try and
get... all up in my chakras.
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Which, I mean, I don't
know what chakras are,
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but I'm assuming I don't
want anybody all up in them.
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So just, do me a favor,
just don't say anything.
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Okay.
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(Gasps) You're fighting with Liv.
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She is psychic!
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Did you have a vision?
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No, I could just hear you from the kitchen.
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The house is really echo-y.
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But to my credit, I did
have an intuitive tingle.
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So, what is going on?
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They got into a big fight because
Liv gave up her show for Maddie,
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and now she feels like
Maddie abandoned her.
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Because I want to go to my dream school.
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But I'm not gonna talk to
her until she apologizes.
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But you two have always been so close.
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Oh! Let me help you fix this.
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No. I mean, Liv is an insensitive jerk,
so there really is no fixing this.
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We're probably never gonna speak again, but
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everything's fine. Do
you wanna go to the beach?
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Okay. Everything Maddie goes in the attic.
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What?
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Oh... I thought this was the laundry room.
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These tunnels are so confusing.
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Are you packing up Maddie's stuff?
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I knew I shouldn't have sent
Joey up here to talk with you.
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Okay, okay. Looks like
Mama's gotta fix this herself.
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I'm sorry, Mom, you really can't fix this.
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Liv... sisters fight.
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Believe me, I know.
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But they need to find a way to make up.
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We can make up as soon as she apologizes,
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because I am not the one who's wrong here.
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Okay, honey. Sometimes you can be
wrong and right at the same time.
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Now, you need to ask yourself:
do you wanna be right?
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Or do you wanna get your best friend back?
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I don't want her back.
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I'm really enjoying having
this whole place to myself,
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and it's gonna be even better
once all of her junk is gone.
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Is it junk?
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Or is it a lifetime of memories?
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Today was super, super fun, Aunt Dena.
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I do have one question, though.
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If we're not really gonna surf, why
do we need to carry the surfboards?
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Mmm. The answer is
evident if you look within.
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Because we look super
cool carrying surfboards?
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Bingo!
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Oh, yes!
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I'm so LA.
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Practically a native.
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Well, back to my dorm room.
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When I tell my roomies about
today, they're gonna be so jelly!
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- That's Cali for "jealous."
- Oh.
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Bye.
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Well, you seem to be doing
okay without talking to Liv.
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I guess I was wrong.
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I'm never wrong. It's time for laid-back,
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free spirit Aunt Dena to go old-school.
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Knock some sense into her.
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I got some great pics of you on the beach.
251
00:14:26,168 --> 00:14:28,002
I'm gonna put these in the scrapbook.
252
00:14:28,004 --> 00:14:29,470
What scrapbook?
253
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:33,841
The scrapbook I'll use to
knock some sense into her.
254
00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:37,044
Liv was so excited to
move home to be with you.
255
00:14:37,046 --> 00:14:43,217
She sent me updates of all of your
adventures, and I made a scrapbook.
256
00:14:43,219 --> 00:14:47,521
It seems like the last three years
you had with Liv were pretty special.
257
00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:50,324
Go ahead and leaf through it.
258
00:14:50,326 --> 00:14:53,895
Maybe it'll... help you
remember the good times.
259
00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:59,667
I am gonna go whip up some
seaweed smoothies for dinner.
260
00:15:01,169 --> 00:15:03,638
I'm just kidding. We're having
meatloaf. I'm not a monster.
261
00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:23,391
-
I'm up with the sunshine
-
Let's go
262
00:15:23,393 --> 00:15:25,259
-
I lace up my high-tops
-
Oh, no
263
00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:28,029
Slam dunk, ready or not
264
00:15:28,031 --> 00:15:30,064
Yeah, show me what you got
265
00:15:30,066 --> 00:15:32,300
-
I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
266
00:15:32,302 --> 00:15:35,269
I dare you, come on and follow
267
00:15:35,271 --> 00:15:37,538
You dance to your own beat
268
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,640
I'll sing the melody
269
00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:41,976
When you
say yea-ah-ah
270
00:15:41,978 --> 00:15:44,312
I say
no-oh-oh
271
00:15:44,314 --> 00:15:47,114
When you say stop
272
00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:49,417
All I want to do is go, go, go
273
00:15:49,419 --> 00:15:52,987
You, you, the better half of me
274
00:15:52,989 --> 00:15:55,289
The half I'll always need
275
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,658
But we both know
276
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,461
We're better in stereo
277
00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:05,333
You say it's wrong, I say it's right
278
00:16:05,335 --> 00:16:08,936
You say it's black, I say it's white
279
00:16:08,938 --> 00:16:12,740
You take a left and I take a right
280
00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:17,411
But at the end of
the day we both know
281
00:16:17,413 --> 00:16:18,634
We're better
282
00:16:18,665 --> 00:16:21,782
You, you, the other half of me
283
00:16:21,784 --> 00:16:23,918
The half I'll never be
284
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:27,688
The half that drives me crazy
285
00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:31,192
You, you the better half of me
286
00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:33,995
The half I'll always need
287
00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:36,364
But we both know
288
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:39,667
Better in stereo
289
00:16:44,306 --> 00:16:45,840
(Sobs)
290
00:16:49,277 --> 00:16:52,113
- Oh, Liv!
- Mom.
291
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:57,118
I made a really horrible mistake,
and I don't know how to fix it.
292
00:17:09,664 --> 00:17:11,532
Maddie! Hey!
293
00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:15,236
Hey! Look at you.
294
00:17:15,238 --> 00:17:19,073
Just... bongoing, right,
right there on, on the floor.
295
00:17:20,409 --> 00:17:21,575
How did it go?
296
00:17:21,577 --> 00:17:24,145
Oh, our first practice? It went so great.
297
00:17:24,147 --> 00:17:25,413
And now Willow is gonna come over,
298
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:28,315
and we are gonna hike
up to the Hollywood sign.
299
00:17:28,317 --> 00:17:31,252
You know that is not what I meant.
300
00:17:31,254 --> 00:17:33,387
How did it go when you called Liv?
301
00:17:33,389 --> 00:17:38,292
Oh. Um... I did not call Liv.
302
00:17:39,227 --> 00:17:43,364
After your not-so-subtle
scrapbook trick,
303
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,567
I really wanted to call
her, but I chickened out.
304
00:17:48,036 --> 00:17:51,672
I'm just not sure what I could
even say to make everything right.
305
00:17:51,674 --> 00:17:54,241
Well, why don't you start with hello?
306
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:56,410
See where it goes from there?
307
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:57,445
(Cell phone beeps)
308
00:17:57,447 --> 00:18:00,881
Ooh! The sun is setting.
309
00:18:00,883 --> 00:18:04,085
I gotta get down to the
beach and bark at the seals.
310
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,487
Aarf, aarf, aarf!
311
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,625
That's "hello" in seal.
312
00:18:16,765 --> 00:18:18,499
(Doorbell rings)
313
00:18:19,868 --> 00:18:21,102
Coming, Willow.
314
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:29,944
Liv?
315
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:32,446
Hello.
316
00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:38,486
These baloney sandwiches
just aren't as delicious
317
00:18:38,488 --> 00:18:41,322
without 20 feet of
unstable dirt above my head.
318
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:45,326
No, they are not, my good sir.
319
00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:48,162
(Ethereal flute music plays)
320
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:52,833
Is that Mom playing
the flute in my tunnels?
321
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,637
This shall not stand.
322
00:18:56,639 --> 00:19:01,408
Oh, oh. I hear a declaration coming on.
323
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:07,681
If we can't have the Parker Tunnels,
no one will have the Parker Tunnels!
324
00:19:07,683 --> 00:19:10,518
Boom! You killed that declaration, son!
325
00:19:13,321 --> 00:19:16,590
We're gonna finish our sandwiches before
we exact our revenge, though, right?
326
00:19:16,592 --> 00:19:18,025
Ah, cha.
327
00:19:24,633 --> 00:19:26,867
Liv, what you doing here?
328
00:19:26,869 --> 00:19:29,904
Well, I mean, you... forgot this.
329
00:19:33,008 --> 00:19:35,342
You forgot your toothbrush
too, but I sort of figured
330
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:36,945
that you could get a new one of those...
331
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:40,347
I missed you so much.
332
00:19:42,117 --> 00:19:43,884
Maddie...
333
00:19:43,886 --> 00:19:48,722
you just followed your heart, and I'm
so sorry that I got so upset about that.
334
00:19:48,724 --> 00:19:52,359
I'm sorry. I should've
at least talked to you
335
00:19:52,361 --> 00:19:53,894
before I just decided to come out here.
336
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:56,330
I mean, I didn't even say goodbye to you.
337
00:19:56,332 --> 00:19:58,532
Okay, yeah, you win,
you were the bigger jerk.
338
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:01,869
Thank you.
339
00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:07,208
- Do you forgive me?
- Liv, of course I forgive you.
340
00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:11,278
- Sisters by chance...
- Friends by choice.
341
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:19,286
Wow. Those seals were not in the mood.
342
00:20:20,989 --> 00:20:22,556
Liv!
343
00:20:22,558 --> 00:20:23,390
Hi!
344
00:20:26,761 --> 00:20:29,263
I had an intuitive tingle
you were gonna be here,
345
00:20:29,265 --> 00:20:32,566
but I didn't listen, because
I was being chased by seals.
346
00:20:34,536 --> 00:20:37,404
Hey, um, is it cool if I
crash here just for tonight,
347
00:20:37,406 --> 00:20:39,440
before my flight back
to Wisconsin tomorrow?
348
00:20:39,442 --> 00:20:40,774
Of course, sweetie.
349
00:20:40,776 --> 00:20:44,178
I have plenty of room.
Let me go make up a bed.
350
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:48,082
I cannot wait to throw it in
your mom's face that I fixed this!
351
00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:52,453
Oh! If you are only here for one night,
352
00:20:52,455 --> 00:20:56,090
we have to go to Matthew McConaughey's
house and play "Ding Dong Ditch."
353
00:20:56,092 --> 00:20:58,192
Ding Dong duh!
354
00:21:01,363 --> 00:21:04,632
Hey. I have a better idea.
355
00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,767
Oh, no, Maddie, you have
no idea, it's so funny.
356
00:21:06,769 --> 00:21:08,435
We go to his house and
we hide in the bushes,
357
00:21:08,437 --> 00:21:10,070
and he comes out, and
he's like all confused,
358
00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:13,207
and he goes... "All right,
all right, all right."
359
00:21:13,209 --> 00:21:14,775
It's so funny.
360
00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:18,712
No, I have a better idea
than you leaving tomorrow.
361
00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,148
Stay.
362
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,549
What?
363
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:26,754
You could stay. I mean,
you love Los Angeles.
364
00:21:26,756 --> 00:21:30,124
The only reason you moved back to Stevens
Point was for me, and I'm here now.
365
00:21:30,126 --> 00:21:32,126
Just... stay.
366
00:21:32,128 --> 00:21:38,465
You know? You could go to SESU.
You could act or you could sing.
367
00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,301
You know, you'd figure it out.
368
00:21:40,303 --> 00:21:42,503
I mean, we could figure it out.
369
00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:48,475
- Okay.
- Seriously?
370
00:21:48,477 --> 00:21:50,544
Yeah, I'm totally serious.
371
00:21:52,180 --> 00:21:54,648
Liv and Maddie, California style.
372
00:21:55,650 --> 00:21:57,851
Both: All right, all right, all right!
373
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:06,493
Oh, time to get down to Karen
Kountry for some "me" time.
374
00:22:11,933 --> 00:22:15,736
(Laughs) Trying to access
your precious tunnels, Mother?
375
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,605
We sealed them.
376
00:22:19,674 --> 00:22:23,677
They came from the earth, and
to the earth they shall return.
377
00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:26,547
- Here's your... Thai cookbook.
- (Gasps)
378
00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:30,651
You moved that? Munch, that's the
only thing holding up the house!
379
00:22:30,653 --> 00:22:36,390
Chillito, Parkito. I replaced the
pillar with Mom's exercise ball.
380
00:22:36,392 --> 00:22:38,392
Well, what if that rolls away?
381
00:22:38,394 --> 00:22:42,930
Mom, relax. I braced it
with Dad's hedge clippers.
382
00:22:43,898 --> 00:22:46,700
(Gasps)
383
00:22:46,702 --> 00:22:49,737
You know, now when I say it out loud,
it does sound like a flawed plan.
384
00:22:57,078 --> 00:22:58,579
Run!
385
00:23:26,207 --> 00:23:27,841
(Distant car alarms blare)
386
00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:32,079
(Coughing)
387
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:40,988
I am just gonna say it... that was my bad.
388
00:23:43,358 --> 00:23:46,260
So... we all moved into Aunt Dena's.
389
00:23:46,262 --> 00:23:48,529
And of course, there
will be no issues for me
390
00:23:48,531 --> 00:23:51,064
living with my... little sister.
391
00:23:51,066 --> 00:23:54,368
And I already made friends with a pelican.
392
00:23:54,370 --> 00:23:57,704
And I'm excited about building
tunnels in an active fault zone.
393
00:23:57,706 --> 00:23:59,940
No more tunnels!
394
00:23:59,942 --> 00:24:03,243
Fine. I shall conquer the skies.
395
00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,612
Jet pack, here I come!
396
00:24:06,781 --> 00:24:10,384
Look out! The Rooneys are
taking over California.
397
00:24:10,386 --> 00:24:12,686
All: Bam! What?
398
00:24:13,621 --> 00:24:15,581
Liv and Maddie: All right,
all right, all right!
399
00:24:15,631 --> 00:24:20,181
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