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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:05,474 Can you hand me the pliers? 3 00:00:05,476 --> 00:00:06,942 Here you go. 4 00:00:06,944 --> 00:00:09,911 Just like scissors, I'll give them to you handle-side first. 5 00:00:11,614 --> 00:00:12,647 Hey, you guys. 6 00:00:12,649 --> 00:00:14,316 Oh, no, no. 7 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:16,618 What are you guys doing messing around with Dad's grill? 8 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:19,321 You know he loves that thing, like, more than he loves all of us. 9 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:20,889 Yeah. 10 00:00:20,891 --> 00:00:22,791 Dad doesn't get to grill enough since he's always away coaching, 11 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:26,161 so I'm upgrading his barbecue as a nice surprise. 12 00:00:26,163 --> 00:00:27,229 Wanna help? 13 00:00:27,231 --> 00:00:28,363 Aw. 14 00:00:28,365 --> 00:00:30,399 Wow. Uh, let's see. 15 00:00:30,401 --> 00:00:35,070 Stay here and help you guys destroy Dad's beloved grill 16 00:00:35,072 --> 00:00:41,143 or go spend time with Diggie who came back from Australia just for me? 17 00:00:42,478 --> 00:00:43,612 Bye. 18 00:00:46,149 --> 00:00:47,249 (Tightening click) 19 00:00:47,251 --> 00:00:49,051 All right, the grill is a go. 20 00:00:49,053 --> 00:00:50,385 Can you put the pliers back for me? 21 00:00:50,387 --> 00:00:50,967 Whoa! 22 00:00:50,998 --> 00:00:53,318 You're coming at me pinchy-side first?! 23 00:00:54,524 --> 00:00:56,591 I thought we were friends. 24 00:00:59,195 --> 00:01:02,397 Pete: Hey, Parker, I'm home! 25 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:05,867 You're touching my grill. 26 00:01:05,869 --> 00:01:07,102 Why are you touching my grill? 27 00:01:07,104 --> 00:01:08,870 I love my grill. 28 00:01:08,872 --> 00:01:13,341 Dad, we have upgraded your barbecue into a computerized smart grill. 29 00:01:13,343 --> 00:01:16,044 Grill, show him what you got. 30 00:01:16,046 --> 00:01:17,112 (Whirring) 31 00:01:19,348 --> 00:01:21,283 Welcome home, Coach. 32 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:23,351 Whoa! 33 00:01:23,353 --> 00:01:25,620 It speaks! 34 00:01:25,622 --> 00:01:28,390 Yeah! Six different languages! 35 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,892 Danke, Fraulein Evan. 36 00:01:30,894 --> 00:01:33,161 (Chuckles) It thinks I'm a girl. 37 00:01:34,964 --> 00:01:36,431 - (Beep) - (Whirring) 38 00:01:36,433 --> 00:01:39,201 Parker: It's connected via Wi-Fi to the kitchen appliances, 39 00:01:39,203 --> 00:01:41,403 so the meat on the grill and the corn on the stove 40 00:01:41,405 --> 00:01:43,271 are ready at the same time. 41 00:01:43,273 --> 00:01:47,175 Might I suggest a nice tri-tip for our first meal together? 42 00:01:48,578 --> 00:01:49,978 I love you. 43 00:01:51,147 --> 00:01:52,747 - Thank you. - Thank you. 44 00:01:52,749 --> 00:01:55,016 He is talking to me. 45 00:01:58,321 --> 00:02:00,388 (Theme music playing) 46 00:02:00,390 --> 00:02:02,057 Better in stereo 47 00:02:02,059 --> 00:02:04,392 B... B... Better in stereo 48 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:06,161 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 49 00:02:06,163 --> 00:02:08,330 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 50 00:02:08,332 --> 00:02:10,465 Slam dunk, ready or not 51 00:02:10,467 --> 00:02:12,167 Yeah, show me what you got 52 00:02:12,169 --> 00:02:14,669 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 53 00:02:14,671 --> 00:02:16,671 I dare you, come on and follow 54 00:02:16,673 --> 00:02:19,274 You dance to your own beat 55 00:02:19,276 --> 00:02:21,276 I'll sing the melody 56 00:02:21,278 --> 00:02:23,445 When you say yea-ah-ah 57 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,480 I say no-oh-oh 58 00:02:25,482 --> 00:02:27,816 When you say stop 59 00:02:27,818 --> 00:02:30,085 All I want to do is go, go, go 60 00:02:30,087 --> 00:02:33,021 You, you, the other half of me, me 61 00:02:33,023 --> 00:02:34,990 The half I'll never be-e 62 00:02:34,992 --> 00:02:38,593 The half that drives me crazy 63 00:02:38,595 --> 00:02:41,630 You, you, the better half of me, me 64 00:02:41,632 --> 00:02:44,199 The half I'll always ne-ed 65 00:02:44,201 --> 00:02:45,534 But we both know 66 00:02:45,536 --> 00:02:47,769 We're better in stereo 67 00:02:51,174 --> 00:02:53,375 Okay, in this scene, 68 00:02:53,377 --> 00:02:56,711 SkyVolt and Garrison realize than an alien reactor is hidden 69 00:02:56,713 --> 00:03:00,215 in the ice cavern and it is still operational. 70 00:03:00,217 --> 00:03:01,550 You hear that? 71 00:03:01,552 --> 00:03:04,319 That's fanboys everywhere gasping. 72 00:03:04,321 --> 00:03:06,188 "(Gasps) What?" 73 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:09,357 Make them gasp! 74 00:03:09,359 --> 00:03:10,992 (Bell rings) 75 00:03:10,994 --> 00:03:12,360 Gemma: And action! 76 00:03:13,529 --> 00:03:18,133 Garrison, why are the energy readings so high in the ice cavern? 77 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:20,776 (High pitched) Because there's an alien reactor somewhere in there. 78 00:03:22,538 --> 00:03:25,207 - Cut! - (Bell rings) 79 00:03:25,209 --> 00:03:27,209 I'm gasping for all the wrong reasons. 80 00:03:29,145 --> 00:03:32,013 Josh, let me put this delicately. 81 00:03:32,015 --> 00:03:33,748 Why are you so awful today? 82 00:03:34,684 --> 00:03:35,884 (Laughs) 83 00:03:35,886 --> 00:03:38,820 Oh, let me put this slightly more delicately. 84 00:03:38,822 --> 00:03:40,689 Are you okay? 85 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:44,326 I'm sorry. I'm having a little trouble remembering how to play Garrison. 86 00:03:44,328 --> 00:03:46,261 Ah. Look at me. 87 00:03:46,263 --> 00:03:47,395 Closer! 88 00:03:48,731 --> 00:03:51,399 Remember how to play Garrison. 89 00:03:53,169 --> 00:03:54,703 - Good talk. - (Bell rings) 90 00:03:54,705 --> 00:03:56,104 And action! 91 00:03:57,206 --> 00:04:01,276 Garrison, why are the energy readings so high in the ice cavern? 92 00:04:01,278 --> 00:04:03,812 (Deeply) Because there's an alien reactor somewhere in there. 93 00:04:11,687 --> 00:04:13,355 I forgot how Garrison walks! 94 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:15,490 - Cut! - (Bell rings) 95 00:04:16,892 --> 00:04:18,059 Are you okay? 96 00:04:18,061 --> 00:04:22,697 Ever since Maddie broke up with me to get back together with Diggie, I've... 97 00:04:22,699 --> 00:04:24,366 kind of lost my confidence. 98 00:04:24,368 --> 00:04:26,368 Oh. 99 00:04:27,470 --> 00:04:28,970 Yeah, I get that. 100 00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:31,439 Break ups are super hard. 101 00:04:31,441 --> 00:04:33,275 You know, I just went through one myself. 102 00:04:33,277 --> 00:04:35,377 - Then you know what I'm talking about. - Yeah. 103 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:38,246 Like last night, I couldn't remember how to brush my teeth as a group, 104 00:04:38,248 --> 00:04:41,149 so I did them all one at a time. 105 00:04:43,052 --> 00:04:45,086 Okay. (Laughs) 106 00:04:45,088 --> 00:04:46,988 I just forgot to condition my hair twice. 107 00:04:46,990 --> 00:04:48,323 You've got it really bad! 108 00:04:48,325 --> 00:04:50,392 Help me, Liv. 109 00:04:50,394 --> 00:04:51,293 I... What do I do? 110 00:04:51,295 --> 00:04:53,395 Mm... 111 00:04:53,397 --> 00:04:53,950 Oh! 112 00:04:53,981 --> 00:04:56,164 Well, you know what helps me kind of refocus 113 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:59,267 is just a nice, deep, cleansing breath. 114 00:04:59,269 --> 00:05:00,435 Ready? So... 115 00:05:00,437 --> 00:05:02,304 (Both inhale) 116 00:05:02,306 --> 00:05:03,838 (Exhales smoothly) 117 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,273 - Doesn't that feel nice? - Wh... wh... 118 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:06,508 What do I do with the air? 119 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:08,510 - Oh! - (Wheezes) 120 00:05:08,512 --> 00:05:11,146 Oh, Josh. 121 00:05:11,148 --> 00:05:12,914 You forgot how to breathe. 122 00:05:19,755 --> 00:05:20,955 Hey, Mom. 123 00:05:20,957 --> 00:05:22,757 What are you still doing here? 124 00:05:22,759 --> 00:05:25,093 Oh, I volunteered to be detention monitor. 125 00:05:25,095 --> 00:05:28,196 Oh. I just got out of Yo-yo Club. 126 00:05:28,198 --> 00:05:29,531 Were you the only one there again? 127 00:05:29,533 --> 00:05:32,200 Which makes me the president. 128 00:05:32,202 --> 00:05:33,501 (Yo-yo whirs) 129 00:05:35,171 --> 00:05:36,271 Oh, Andie? 130 00:05:36,273 --> 00:05:37,972 I'm surprised to see you here. 131 00:05:37,974 --> 00:05:39,741 You're an artist, not a crumb-bum. 132 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:43,478 No, I've got a dark side, Mrs. Rooney. 133 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,414 When people say hi to me, I don't always say hi back. 134 00:05:47,717 --> 00:05:49,851 Say hi to me. I dare you. 135 00:05:52,388 --> 00:05:54,222 Checkin' myself in, Mrs. R. 136 00:05:54,224 --> 00:05:56,358 Oh, no. Dump Truck, you don't have detention. 137 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,294 In fact, it's been... been months since you did anything wrong. 138 00:05:59,296 --> 00:06:00,662 Oh. 139 00:06:00,664 --> 00:06:02,230 That's my bad. 140 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:05,800 (Yelps) 141 00:06:06,869 --> 00:06:08,370 Yeah, you're gonna need a new mop. 142 00:06:12,174 --> 00:06:14,242 And now you have detention. 143 00:06:14,244 --> 00:06:15,143 All right. 144 00:06:17,713 --> 00:06:20,548 I saved you a piece of filthy hallway right next to me. 145 00:06:20,550 --> 00:06:22,517 And tomorrow, I will do the same for you. 146 00:06:22,519 --> 00:06:24,519 - (Chuckles) - Wait a second. 147 00:06:24,521 --> 00:06:27,288 Are you two trying to get detention? 148 00:06:29,225 --> 00:06:30,925 You got us. 149 00:06:30,927 --> 00:06:33,061 Andie's father forbids us from seeing each other. 150 00:06:33,063 --> 00:06:34,562 He thinks I'm no good. 151 00:06:34,564 --> 00:06:36,998 Detention is the only way we can hang out. 152 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:42,270 By judging me as a crumb-bum, he has dost condemned me to be a crumb-bum. 153 00:06:42,272 --> 00:06:43,605 (Chuckles) 154 00:06:43,607 --> 00:06:46,408 Well, perhaps I can help. 155 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:50,011 We are gonna sit down with Andie's dad. 156 00:06:50,013 --> 00:06:51,246 You know, I'm a licensed therapist 157 00:06:51,248 --> 00:06:55,049 and I have helped many students work through their issues. 158 00:06:55,051 --> 00:06:56,618 There's a squirrel on my bike, guys! 159 00:06:56,620 --> 00:06:58,186 There's a squirrel on my bike! 160 00:06:59,688 --> 00:07:00,855 Mm. 161 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,792 They're not all success stories. 162 00:07:08,931 --> 00:07:10,799 - (Beeping) - Garrison, what's going on? 163 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:14,135 (Deeply) There's a massive energy footprint coming from this stalagmite. 164 00:07:14,137 --> 00:07:15,870 (Beeping continues) 165 00:07:15,872 --> 00:07:17,138 (Device powers down) 166 00:07:17,140 --> 00:07:18,873 Cut. 167 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:19,941 (Bell rings) 168 00:07:19,943 --> 00:07:21,042 Hey, Liv. 169 00:07:21,044 --> 00:07:23,812 I'm here on a field trip with the Chocolate Milk Lovers Club. 170 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:27,282 Oh! Where's... the rest of the club? 171 00:07:27,284 --> 00:07:29,884 Well, you are looking at the president... 172 00:07:30,953 --> 00:07:32,353 and only member. 173 00:07:34,256 --> 00:07:36,558 - I love chocolate milk. Can I join? Oh! - (Gasps) 174 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,928 Ooh... Can I be vice president? 175 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:41,996 Ooh. Let's take a vote. 176 00:07:41,998 --> 00:07:43,431 All in favor? 177 00:07:43,433 --> 00:07:44,466 (Gasps) 178 00:07:44,468 --> 00:07:45,834 It's unanimous! 179 00:07:45,836 --> 00:07:46,768 (Both laugh) 180 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:50,004 Welcome, Mr. Vice President. 181 00:07:52,508 --> 00:07:53,808 - Ah! - (Chuckles) 182 00:07:54,777 --> 00:07:59,481 (Chuckles) Well, congratulations on your victory. 183 00:07:59,483 --> 00:08:02,617 Can we do the scene again? 184 00:08:02,619 --> 00:08:03,852 Eh. 185 00:08:05,254 --> 00:08:06,688 This is for you, Joey. 186 00:08:06,690 --> 00:08:07,989 (Bell rings) 187 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:11,292 And action. 188 00:08:11,294 --> 00:08:13,595 - (Beeping) - Garrison, what's going on? 189 00:08:13,597 --> 00:08:17,031 There's a massive energy footprint coming from this stalagmite. 190 00:08:17,033 --> 00:08:18,433 (Beeping continues) 191 00:08:18,435 --> 00:08:20,756 The alien reactor must be buried inside the ice. 192 00:08:20,787 --> 00:08:21,336 (Gasps) 193 00:08:21,338 --> 00:08:22,537 (Gasps) 194 00:08:22,539 --> 00:08:23,771 Cut. 195 00:08:23,773 --> 00:08:24,806 (Bell rings) 196 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,342 Yes! We finished the scene! 197 00:08:27,344 --> 00:08:29,944 - Josh finished the scene! - Yeah. 198 00:08:29,946 --> 00:08:31,946 Whoo! I'm back! 199 00:08:31,948 --> 00:08:34,115 Josh is back! 200 00:08:34,117 --> 00:08:35,850 I'm doing a victory lap around the stage. 201 00:08:35,852 --> 00:08:37,852 Wait for me, buddy! 202 00:08:40,656 --> 00:08:41,956 What just happened? 203 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:45,193 Joey cheered Josh up and he was able to act again! 204 00:08:45,195 --> 00:08:49,030 (Panting) He's... he's way too fast. 205 00:08:50,299 --> 00:08:54,135 Joey, something about having you around is boosting Josh's confidence! 206 00:08:54,137 --> 00:08:56,371 We need you here all the time. 207 00:08:56,373 --> 00:08:59,374 (Gasps) But Josh will be suspicious if you're here all the time. 208 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:00,875 It's hopeless! 209 00:09:02,011 --> 00:09:03,912 Oh, I got it. 210 00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:05,713 Give me a part on Voltage. 211 00:09:05,715 --> 00:09:10,618 Ooh... that is a really bad idea. 212 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,922 - The worst. - Yeah. 213 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:17,191 But if we want to finish this episode, I don't think we have a choice. 214 00:09:17,193 --> 00:09:18,826 (Scoffs) 215 00:09:21,697 --> 00:09:23,831 Joey, you're on the show. 216 00:09:23,833 --> 00:09:25,900 (Sighs) Voltage needs you. 217 00:09:26,735 --> 00:09:29,804 Would you say that I'm... your only hope? 218 00:09:31,907 --> 00:09:33,808 Well, I'd really rather not. 219 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,511 You're gonna have to. 220 00:09:40,749 --> 00:09:41,849 Joey... 221 00:09:43,552 --> 00:09:44,886 you are our only hope. 222 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,621 (Squeals) 223 00:09:50,025 --> 00:09:52,060 Good morning, Voltage! 224 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:57,599 I am about to drop some sizzling hot acting on this icy cold cavern. 225 00:09:58,934 --> 00:10:00,969 - Joey, you got a part in the show? - Oh, yeah. 226 00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,071 A very small part. Joey. 227 00:10:03,073 --> 00:10:04,539 - Mm-hmm? - In this scene, 228 00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:05,807 you're gonna walk in, 229 00:10:05,809 --> 00:10:10,178 you're gonna hand him the device, and you're gonna say, "Here." 230 00:10:12,081 --> 00:10:16,818 Yeah... I'm not sure that's what my character would say. 231 00:10:19,288 --> 00:10:22,991 But it is what your character says. 232 00:10:22,993 --> 00:10:25,126 Literally, it is your only line. 233 00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:27,795 Well, actually not anymore. 234 00:10:27,797 --> 00:10:30,198 I Joey'd up the script a little bit. 235 00:10:32,134 --> 00:10:35,837 And I turned my part of Scientist #2 236 00:10:35,839 --> 00:10:38,840 into Garrison's new tech-savvy sidekick: 237 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:40,975 Jax von Hapsburg! 238 00:10:42,911 --> 00:10:43,845 You're fired. 239 00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:45,413 Oh. Okay. 240 00:10:45,415 --> 00:10:48,916 Well, like any great star, I burned bright and fast. 241 00:10:48,918 --> 00:10:50,585 Jax out! 242 00:10:52,421 --> 00:10:54,489 (Deeply) Wait, Joey! Don't go, man. 243 00:10:57,459 --> 00:10:58,926 Kidding! 244 00:10:58,928 --> 00:11:00,495 Kidding. 245 00:11:00,497 --> 00:11:02,697 - No, not fired. - Oh. 246 00:11:02,699 --> 00:11:03,998 Fired up... 247 00:11:05,167 --> 00:11:08,069 to see this new duo, Garrison and... 248 00:11:09,938 --> 00:11:11,339 Jax von Hapsburg. 249 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,010 (Dramatic music playing) 250 00:11:17,346 --> 00:11:21,115 I won't be able to uncover this reactor by myself. 251 00:11:21,117 --> 00:11:24,585 To save the world from Zaydock, I'm gonna need some help. 252 00:11:30,325 --> 00:11:32,827 Help has arrived. 253 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:36,264 I am Jax von Hapsburg. 254 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:43,237 Zaydock is about to get... Jaxed. 255 00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:44,405 Yes! 256 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:49,043 Cut! Just... just cut. 257 00:11:49,045 --> 00:11:50,678 (Bell rings) 258 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,714 Was that too awesome? I gotcha. 259 00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:56,350 I can give you 20% less awesome. 260 00:11:56,352 --> 00:11:57,418 No, I can't. 261 00:12:01,857 --> 00:12:02,890 (Doorbell) 262 00:12:06,662 --> 00:12:08,563 - Oh. - Hey, Mrs. R. 263 00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:11,532 Dump Truck, our meeting with Andie's father isn't until tomorrow. 264 00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:15,603 Yeah, about that. I've... I've been feeling some nerviosity 265 00:12:15,605 --> 00:12:18,272 in anticipation of said meeting. 266 00:12:18,274 --> 00:12:20,508 - Mkay, well, come in. - All right. 267 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:21,743 - Come in. - All right. 268 00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,077 How can I help? 269 00:12:23,079 --> 00:12:24,846 My first predicament: 270 00:12:24,848 --> 00:12:27,749 should I go with this leather jacket or this one? 271 00:12:27,751 --> 00:12:29,951 See, I feel like the second one really lets you know that 272 00:12:29,953 --> 00:12:32,019 I can give you a good pounding if you step out of line, 273 00:12:32,021 --> 00:12:33,554 - you know what I mean? - Okay. 274 00:12:33,556 --> 00:12:35,223 So, um, let me stop you right there. 275 00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:37,425 I don't think that the look you want 276 00:12:37,427 --> 00:12:40,128 to impress Andie's dad is aggressive street ruffian. 277 00:12:41,597 --> 00:12:42,697 See? 278 00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,233 This is why I came to you. 279 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:47,502 You are a knower of things. 280 00:12:49,905 --> 00:12:52,206 Also, how do I project an air of gentlemanliness 281 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:53,941 without, you know, looking like a jerk? 282 00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:56,811 Oh, good posture is always nice. 283 00:12:56,813 --> 00:13:00,848 Posture. Mm-hmm... I see where you're going with this. 284 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:04,352 I did not see where you were going with this. 285 00:13:05,721 --> 00:13:07,121 Walk to me. 286 00:13:07,123 --> 00:13:09,724 If your posture is proper, the book will not fall off your head. 287 00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:10,825 All right. 288 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:13,828 Mm. All right. 289 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:16,063 - Look at that. - It's pretty... Ooh! 290 00:13:17,232 --> 00:13:19,667 Stupid book making me look bad! 291 00:13:19,669 --> 00:13:20,902 - (Gasps) - (Thud) 292 00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:27,975 Ugh, I am starving. 293 00:13:27,977 --> 00:13:29,977 What are we barbecuing, gentlemen? 294 00:13:29,979 --> 00:13:31,679 Uh, no barbecue tonight. 295 00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:33,981 It's make-your-own pizza and salad instead. 296 00:13:33,983 --> 00:13:36,984 You can also make pizza on the grill. 297 00:13:36,986 --> 00:13:41,656 Nah. Everybody knows pizza's way better in the oven. 298 00:13:41,658 --> 00:13:43,524 You are one silly grilly. 299 00:13:46,328 --> 00:13:47,929 - (Door closes) - (Whoosh) 300 00:13:47,931 --> 00:13:51,732 Enjoy your pizza. 301 00:13:52,868 --> 00:13:55,002 Karen: Okay, let's make dinner! 302 00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:56,938 - (Whooshing) - Oh. Oh! 303 00:13:56,940 --> 00:13:58,306 Aah! 304 00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,949 Oh, the fridge is as hot as a blast furnace. 305 00:14:00,980 --> 00:14:01,609 What? 306 00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:03,978 And all the food is spoiled! 307 00:14:03,980 --> 00:14:06,047 Well, that's weird. 308 00:14:06,049 --> 00:14:08,015 The meat drawer is still cold. 309 00:14:10,953 --> 00:14:13,187 Do you think the grill did this? 310 00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:14,689 No, Evan. 311 00:14:14,691 --> 00:14:16,390 I think the blender did it. 312 00:14:16,392 --> 00:14:17,473 Of course it was the grill! 313 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:21,796 My mother says sarcasm is the poor man's wit. 314 00:14:23,065 --> 00:14:26,567 I gave him control of the appliances and he super-heated the refrigerator 315 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:29,470 and instantly spoiled everything but the meat! 316 00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:31,072 It's time to shut this down. 317 00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:35,009 (Whirring) 318 00:14:35,011 --> 00:14:38,012 How did make-your-own pizza turn out for you? 319 00:14:38,014 --> 00:14:39,947 Ha. Ha. Ha. 320 00:14:41,817 --> 00:14:44,352 That's it. I'm pulling the plug. 321 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:46,754 I can't allow you to do that, boys. 322 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:49,891 - (Whooshing) - (Both scream) 323 00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:57,565 Liv! Thank goodness you're here. 324 00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,500 We've been shooting the same scene all day. 325 00:14:59,502 --> 00:15:01,502 (Chuckles) 85 takes. 326 00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:06,173 Oh... Oh, no. Is it Josh? 327 00:15:06,175 --> 00:15:08,009 No. 328 00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:10,211 It's Jax von Hapsburg. 329 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:13,214 Who's Jax von... 330 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,415 Joey. 331 00:15:16,218 --> 00:15:18,052 He's run amok. 332 00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:19,587 - Go un-muck him! - Okay. 333 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,058 Hey, Joey. 334 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,559 - Liv, wait. - So... Okay. 335 00:15:25,561 --> 00:15:30,431 I just figured out Jax von Hapsburg's signature weapon. 336 00:15:30,433 --> 00:15:32,066 - The atomic yo-yo. - Okay. 337 00:15:32,068 --> 00:15:35,036 - (Whirring) - "Evil just ran out of time." 338 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:37,872 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. 339 00:15:39,474 --> 00:15:41,742 Joey, stop. 340 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,945 You are here to boost Josh's confidence. 341 00:15:43,947 --> 00:15:45,646 We're not paying you to act, okay? 342 00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:47,381 We're paying you to be his friend. 343 00:15:47,383 --> 00:15:48,516 What? 344 00:15:50,786 --> 00:15:52,386 You're paying him to hang out with me? 345 00:15:54,222 --> 00:15:55,856 Joey, I thought we were buddies. 346 00:15:57,459 --> 00:15:58,960 And I thought we were friends. 347 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:08,836 And that was the day... that Jax von Hapsburg shed his first tear. 348 00:16:15,477 --> 00:16:18,179 Well, well, look who it is. 349 00:16:18,181 --> 00:16:21,282 If you promise not to bite us, we have a surprise for you. 350 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:24,685 We felt bad about yesterday, so we got you a gift: 351 00:16:24,687 --> 00:16:25,920 all terrain tires. 352 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:29,323 Once we put them on you, we can barbecue anywhere. 353 00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:32,159 Tee-hee! We're not really putting tires on. 354 00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:34,362 - We're being duplicitous. - Shh! 355 00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:36,497 Don't spoil the surprise! 356 00:16:39,935 --> 00:16:42,837 What do you think of your new (Stifled laugh) tires? 357 00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:47,942 I don't know if I should barbecue or dance. 358 00:16:47,944 --> 00:16:49,343 You can do both. 359 00:16:49,345 --> 00:16:50,678 Let me give you a countdown. 360 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:55,016 Three... two... one. 361 00:16:55,018 --> 00:16:56,017 (Beep) 362 00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:57,451 (Rattling) 363 00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,953 What? No! 364 00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:01,122 You betrayed me! 365 00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:11,699 Is that my grill heading up to space? 366 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:17,972 Actually, according to my calculations, 367 00:17:17,974 --> 00:17:21,208 it should explode and splash down in Lake Hacheemachee. 368 00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:26,213 He did it because the smart grill turned evil. 369 00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:31,085 I feel like there were less drastic choices, but it was pretty awesome. 370 00:17:34,489 --> 00:17:35,689 (Doorbell) 371 00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:37,058 Oh. Coming! 372 00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:45,499 Come on, Dad! 373 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:47,435 Fine. I'm here. 374 00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:51,605 But I'm not happy about this. 375 00:17:51,607 --> 00:17:54,275 Well, welcome, Mr. Bustamante. 376 00:17:54,277 --> 00:17:56,510 Thank you for agreeing to sit down with us. 377 00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:58,746 I know that you'll give the Andie-Dump Truck issue 378 00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,482 the reasonable consideration that it deserves. 379 00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:04,185 Where is Dump Truck? 380 00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,887 Let me guess, he's not even here yet. 381 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,389 You know why? 382 00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,191 Because he's a crumb-bum! 383 00:18:10,193 --> 00:18:12,560 Dad, give him a chance. 384 00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:14,728 I will never give him a chance. 385 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:15,896 You know why? 386 00:18:15,898 --> 00:18:17,198 Karen and Andie: Because he's... 387 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,365 All: A crumb-bum! 388 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,633 Okay. 389 00:18:19,635 --> 00:18:23,637 I assure you, Mr. Bustamante, Dump Truck is a good guy. 390 00:18:26,241 --> 00:18:28,476 Good evening, honored guests. 391 00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:31,679 Wouldst thou like some tea and/or crumpets? 392 00:18:33,315 --> 00:18:35,349 I'll have it, but I won't like it. 393 00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:38,953 What is he doing? 394 00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:41,755 I have turned your aggressive street ruffian 395 00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:43,924 into a sophisticated society gent. 396 00:18:43,926 --> 00:18:45,459 You're welcome. 397 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:49,830 - Nice suit. - Thank you, sir. 398 00:18:49,832 --> 00:18:53,834 Now that the refreshments have been served, let's move on to the pleasantries. 399 00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:58,706 How 'bout that opera? 400 00:18:59,774 --> 00:19:01,242 That's a whole thing, huh? 401 00:19:02,811 --> 00:19:07,648 As you can see, Dump Truck is a refined, well-dressed gentleman. 402 00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:11,685 Truly this tiger has changed his stripes and whatnot, you know? 403 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:14,355 - Exactly. Whatnot. - Yeah. 404 00:19:16,126 --> 00:19:18,526 And I would love to have your blessings to see your daughter. 405 00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:19,760 Hm. 406 00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:22,630 Sorry, not interested. 407 00:19:22,632 --> 00:19:23,731 What? 408 00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:27,001 I... I made crumpets. 409 00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:30,271 This isn't you. 410 00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:33,607 Where's the guy who wears an old, worn out leather jacket? 411 00:19:33,609 --> 00:19:36,710 And says things like, "Whoa, hey, yo"? 412 00:19:36,712 --> 00:19:38,879 And never pretends to be something he's not? 413 00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:46,287 That's the Dump Truck I know and I really, really, really like him. 414 00:19:46,289 --> 00:19:47,454 Oh. 415 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,790 Three "really" s. 416 00:19:51,026 --> 00:19:52,059 Am I blushing or what? 417 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:57,231 Look, I'm... I'm sorry. 418 00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,801 I did all this stuff so that I could, you know, 419 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:04,705 impress your father, and the only person I wanted to impress is you. 420 00:20:06,241 --> 00:20:07,374 Wow. 421 00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:12,646 What you just said could only be said by a real gentleman. 422 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:16,483 I think that I was wrong about you. 423 00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,421 So, do we have your blessing? Can I go out with him? 424 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:22,289 Absolutely not! 425 00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:26,727 I can't have my daughter dating a guy named Dump Truck. 426 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:27,861 Fine. 427 00:20:27,863 --> 00:20:29,597 Look, if it allows me to date Andie, 428 00:20:29,599 --> 00:20:32,600 I will from this point forward go by my given name... 429 00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,003 Marion Truckberg. 430 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,507 Oof. 431 00:20:40,509 --> 00:20:41,842 Stick to Dump Truck. 432 00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,611 - Yeah? - All right, I will. 433 00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:50,217 Hey, Josh. 434 00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:52,119 Hey, buddy. How you doin'? 435 00:20:52,121 --> 00:20:53,687 That depends. 436 00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:55,489 How much did Liv pay you to ask that? 437 00:20:57,225 --> 00:20:59,693 Josh, we really never meant to hurt your feelings. 438 00:20:59,695 --> 00:21:01,629 We were just trying to rebuild your confidence. 439 00:21:01,631 --> 00:21:03,764 Well, paying Joey to be my friend 440 00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:05,799 wasn't the best way to rebuild my confidence. 441 00:21:05,801 --> 00:21:09,069 Dude, I wasn't faking the friendship. 442 00:21:09,071 --> 00:21:11,438 I'd hang out with you for free. 443 00:21:12,807 --> 00:21:15,276 - Seriously? - Yeah. Absolutely, man. 444 00:21:15,278 --> 00:21:21,715 I just got a taste of fame and mm, mm, mm, she tastes so good. 445 00:21:23,952 --> 00:21:25,286 I'm sorry. 446 00:21:25,288 --> 00:21:28,589 Hey, don't you apologize for Jax von Hapsburg. 447 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:31,091 He was the one good thing to come out of this. 448 00:21:31,093 --> 00:21:32,993 Both: For real? 449 00:21:32,995 --> 00:21:34,228 Yeah. 450 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:36,397 I mean, would I lie to my tech-savvy sidekick? 451 00:21:36,399 --> 00:21:37,731 You would not. 452 00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:38,799 Bro hug? 453 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:42,903 Ah. 454 00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:49,009 Um... that was super weird... 455 00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:53,314 but I... I feel awful. 456 00:21:54,349 --> 00:21:56,917 I never should have gone behind your back. I'm sorry. 457 00:21:57,852 --> 00:22:00,421 - Yeah, that wasn't cool. - Mm-mm. 458 00:22:00,423 --> 00:22:03,424 But I do appreciate you trying to help. 459 00:22:03,426 --> 00:22:04,525 (Chuckles) 460 00:22:04,527 --> 00:22:05,759 I was a hot mess, wasn't I? 461 00:22:05,761 --> 00:22:07,795 Yeah, you were. 462 00:22:07,797 --> 00:22:09,430 You forgot how to breathe. 463 00:22:09,432 --> 00:22:10,664 (Both laugh) 464 00:22:12,334 --> 00:22:13,534 Do you forgive me? 465 00:22:14,703 --> 00:22:16,403 I will after a bro hug. 466 00:22:17,639 --> 00:22:19,640 I'd really rather not. 467 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:20,908 You're gonna have to. 468 00:22:23,478 --> 00:22:25,546 Ugh, all right. 469 00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,015 Let's bro hug it out. 470 00:22:32,053 --> 00:22:33,253 (Laughs) 471 00:22:36,191 --> 00:22:39,727 Hey, now that we're free to socialize publicly, 472 00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:42,396 care to join me for a celebratory frozen yogurt? 473 00:22:42,398 --> 00:22:45,566 I'd love that... Marion. 474 00:22:45,568 --> 00:22:46,633 All right, come on. 475 00:22:47,869 --> 00:22:51,705 Somebody karate kicked the door to my car. 476 00:22:51,707 --> 00:22:53,707 I know it was you, Dump Truck. 477 00:22:53,709 --> 00:22:55,642 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, it wasn't me, I swear. 478 00:22:55,644 --> 00:22:56,877 It must have been, uh... 479 00:22:56,879 --> 00:22:58,045 (Action music plays) 480 00:22:59,514 --> 00:23:02,583 Jax von Hapsburg! 481 00:23:09,224 --> 00:23:11,658 I'm comin' for you, Jax! 482 00:23:15,196 --> 00:23:16,497 No, no, no, no, no! 483 00:23:21,336 --> 00:23:23,737 Dump Truck, I was wrong about you. 484 00:23:25,173 --> 00:23:26,507 You're all right! 485 00:23:28,510 --> 00:23:29,831 Mr. Bustamante: He's a crumb-bum! 486 00:23:29,881 --> 00:23:34,431 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34169

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