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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,475 --> 00:00:07,376 Ah-haha! 3 00:00:07,378 --> 00:00:10,645 Just the two super cool dudes that I've been waiting for! 4 00:00:10,647 --> 00:00:13,448 Pick a number between one and ten. 5 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:14,683 - Three! - No. 6 00:00:16,219 --> 00:00:19,721 Well, the answer was four, so ten points, Josh! 7 00:00:19,723 --> 00:00:21,023 Ha! 8 00:00:21,025 --> 00:00:22,190 What's happening? 9 00:00:22,192 --> 00:00:24,192 No idea, but I got ten points. 10 00:00:25,194 --> 00:00:27,295 Well, with Diggie in Australia, 11 00:00:27,297 --> 00:00:30,465 I need a new cool best bro to shore up my hallway cred. 12 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:33,235 So, I created a contest: 13 00:00:33,237 --> 00:00:36,405 Jo-Jo's New Cool Best Bro. 14 00:00:36,407 --> 00:00:39,207 What? Yeah! 15 00:00:41,744 --> 00:00:43,812 - I'm in! - Josh is in! 16 00:00:43,814 --> 00:00:45,747 - Holden, he's already up ten points. - What? 17 00:00:45,749 --> 00:00:47,315 Crushing it already! 18 00:00:47,317 --> 00:00:49,317 Whoo! 19 00:00:49,319 --> 00:00:56,058 But Holden is a super talented musician, so he might write me a theme song... 20 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:57,325 Oh, no, that's right, y'all. 21 00:00:57,327 --> 00:00:59,394 That's right, I got skills. 22 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:01,096 Here comes Jo-Jo 23 00:01:01,098 --> 00:01:02,597 He's my bro-bro 24 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:03,665 Oh! 25 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:11,373 You know, Josh is super famous and his enthusiasm is absolutely adorable. 26 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:14,743 I'm enthusiastic and adorable. 27 00:01:14,745 --> 00:01:16,411 In your face. 28 00:01:16,413 --> 00:01:21,183 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho, you mean my super talented face. 29 00:01:21,185 --> 00:01:22,717 - Mm. - Joey: Ho-ho-ho... 30 00:01:22,719 --> 00:01:24,519 Fighting over me? 31 00:01:24,521 --> 00:01:27,422 That is ten points each, guys. 32 00:01:27,424 --> 00:01:30,826 Finding a new cool best bro for the Jo-Jo is a go-go! 33 00:01:32,728 --> 00:01:34,930 (Theme music playing) 34 00:01:34,932 --> 00:01:36,398 Better in stereo 35 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,733 B... B... Better in stereo 36 00:01:38,735 --> 00:01:40,769 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 37 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,938 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 38 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:45,073 Slam dunk, ready or not 39 00:01:45,075 --> 00:01:46,775 Yeah, show me what you got 40 00:01:46,777 --> 00:01:49,277 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 41 00:01:49,279 --> 00:01:51,279 I dare you, come on and follow 42 00:01:51,281 --> 00:01:53,615 You dance to your own beat 43 00:01:53,617 --> 00:01:55,617 I'll sing the melody 44 00:01:55,619 --> 00:01:58,053 When you say yea-ah-ah 45 00:01:58,055 --> 00:02:00,088 I say no-oh-oh 46 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:02,491 When you say stop 47 00:02:02,493 --> 00:02:04,493 All I want to do is go, go, go 48 00:02:04,495 --> 00:02:07,462 You, you, the other half of me, me 49 00:02:07,464 --> 00:02:09,464 The half I'll never be-e 50 00:02:09,466 --> 00:02:13,301 The half that drives me crazy 51 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:16,338 You, you, the better half of me, me 52 00:02:16,340 --> 00:02:18,673 The half I'll always ne-ed 53 00:02:18,675 --> 00:02:20,275 But we both know 54 00:02:20,277 --> 00:02:22,511 We're better in stereo 55 00:02:25,448 --> 00:02:27,849 You excited to watch your interview with Nancy O'Dell? 56 00:02:27,851 --> 00:02:29,351 Yes, I am! 57 00:02:29,353 --> 00:02:32,420 I'm also really excited that it's just the two of us tonight. 58 00:02:32,422 --> 00:02:34,389 (Tablet rings) 59 00:02:35,324 --> 00:02:36,925 (Gasps) Daddy! 60 00:02:36,927 --> 00:02:38,193 Hey, sweetie! 61 00:02:38,195 --> 00:02:41,296 I FaceGabbed so we could watch your interview together. 62 00:02:41,298 --> 00:02:43,465 Oh, Dad, that's so sweet! 63 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,000 Hey, Mr. Rooney. 64 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:46,501 Holden's there? 65 00:02:46,503 --> 00:02:47,969 Put the tablet between you. 66 00:02:47,971 --> 00:02:51,439 I want ample separation at all times. 67 00:02:53,142 --> 00:02:54,242 Okay. 68 00:02:56,145 --> 00:02:57,879 Amply separated, sir. 69 00:02:57,881 --> 00:02:59,648 (Intro music plays on TV) 70 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,316 Hi, everybody. 71 00:03:01,318 --> 00:03:03,885 I'm Nancy O'Dell and we are on the set of Voltage 72 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:06,321 with its sizzling star, Liv Rooney. 73 00:03:06,323 --> 00:03:07,522 Hi, everybody! 74 00:03:07,524 --> 00:03:11,326 Nancy: And we're actually sitting in SkyVolt's clock tower lair. 75 00:03:11,328 --> 00:03:12,460 Yes! Yeah! 76 00:03:12,462 --> 00:03:16,198 This is, uh, this is the place where SkyVolt discovers his superpowers. 77 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,532 Well, you know what? 78 00:03:17,534 --> 00:03:19,467 It's been so great to talk about SkyVolt, 79 00:03:19,469 --> 00:03:21,870 but let's talk about the real Liv Rooney. 80 00:03:21,872 --> 00:03:25,407 - Oh. - I heard a rumor there is a boyfriend. 81 00:03:25,409 --> 00:03:27,042 Oh. 82 00:03:27,044 --> 00:03:31,479 Well, I am very sorry to disappoint you and the millions of people 83 00:03:31,481 --> 00:03:34,015 watching at home, but, um... but no. 84 00:03:34,017 --> 00:03:36,952 I just, you know, I don't really have time for a boyfriend right now. 85 00:03:37,987 --> 00:03:39,154 You heard it here first: 86 00:03:39,156 --> 00:03:40,889 SkyVolt flies solo. 87 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:42,557 Nancy: Back to you in the studio. 88 00:03:43,426 --> 00:03:44,593 Aah! 89 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:47,395 Oh, sweetie, you were terrific! 90 00:03:47,397 --> 00:03:48,730 That was great! 91 00:03:48,732 --> 00:03:52,567 Hey, uh, Holden... come down here for a sec. 92 00:03:54,904 --> 00:03:56,504 I'm watching you, buddy. 93 00:03:56,506 --> 00:03:58,006 Bye! 94 00:03:59,609 --> 00:04:01,076 Dad likes you so much. 95 00:04:02,445 --> 00:04:06,615 Hey, Liv, why, um... why did you lie about us dating? 96 00:04:07,550 --> 00:04:09,951 I just don't want to put any extra pressure on us. 97 00:04:09,953 --> 00:04:11,853 You know, things have just been going so well 98 00:04:11,855 --> 00:04:13,755 and I think the media would mess all that up. 99 00:04:13,757 --> 00:04:16,424 Yeah, but it just took us so long to start dating, 100 00:04:16,426 --> 00:04:19,227 and I'm excited about us, you know? 101 00:04:19,229 --> 00:04:21,463 I hate the idea of hiding our relationship. 102 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:24,699 I'm excited about us too and we're gonna get there, 103 00:04:24,701 --> 00:04:28,937 but right now all I care about is having a lovely evening with my guy. 104 00:04:28,939 --> 00:04:30,705 - Okay. - Dad texted me. 105 00:04:30,707 --> 00:04:32,868 Told me to plant my keister right between you two lovebirds. 106 00:04:32,899 --> 00:04:33,408 Oh, oh! 107 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:35,310 - Oh, oh... - Oh, no. Sorry. 108 00:04:41,284 --> 00:04:44,519 Oh, this is so sweet! 109 00:04:45,655 --> 00:04:49,824 20 best bro points for renting us these! 110 00:04:49,826 --> 00:04:52,994 Oh, Holden, isn't this the most fun ever? 111 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:55,630 Yeah, man. It's... it's super fun. 112 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:57,132 (Screech) 113 00:04:58,901 --> 00:05:00,135 (Screech) 114 00:05:01,570 --> 00:05:03,805 Why so glum, potential chum? 115 00:05:03,807 --> 00:05:05,407 Anything you wanna talk about? 116 00:05:06,842 --> 00:05:08,777 Actually, yeah. Do you have a minute? 117 00:05:08,779 --> 00:05:10,679 Seriously? 118 00:05:10,681 --> 00:05:12,614 Yeah! Yeah, dude. 119 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,149 No one's ever opened up to me before. 120 00:05:15,951 --> 00:05:19,688 Something's just been bothering me about my relationship with Liv. 121 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:23,958 I... I had no idea that dating a celebrity would be this tough. 122 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,995 I mean, we're finally together and she wants to keep it a secret. 123 00:05:26,997 --> 00:05:29,097 I hear ya, Holden. 124 00:05:29,099 --> 00:05:31,633 Ten points for pouring out your soul to me. 125 00:05:31,635 --> 00:05:35,003 I gotta go put that on the Bro scoreboard. 126 00:05:35,005 --> 00:05:36,571 Whoo! 127 00:05:40,142 --> 00:05:42,644 Evan, welcome to Goofy Gary's. 128 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:44,913 Son of a sea captain! 129 00:05:46,048 --> 00:05:48,183 What is this gaming wonderland? 130 00:05:50,286 --> 00:05:54,055 It's Goofy Gary's for family fun 131 00:05:54,057 --> 00:05:56,458 The fun time there is never done! 132 00:05:59,328 --> 00:06:01,396 Hey, thanks for the ride, Maddie. 133 00:06:01,398 --> 00:06:02,798 Now pretend like you don't know us. 134 00:06:06,335 --> 00:06:07,569 Hey, Gumball Machine! 135 00:06:07,571 --> 00:06:09,204 Fancy seeing yous here. 136 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:10,405 Wanna hang? 137 00:06:10,407 --> 00:06:11,706 Whack some moles and whatnot? 138 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:17,045 Parker, do you know this person or should I use my Stranger Danger whistle? 139 00:06:18,581 --> 00:06:21,349 No, Evan, this is Dump Truck, my high school friend. 140 00:06:21,351 --> 00:06:24,319 Dump, this is Evan, my middle school friend. 141 00:06:24,321 --> 00:06:26,721 You two have absolutely nothing in common 142 00:06:26,723 --> 00:06:29,683 and I like to keep my worlds separate, so I think that we'll be on our way. 143 00:06:30,593 --> 00:06:34,696 Perhaps there's a common activity that could bring us together. 144 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,564 Like... jacks. 145 00:06:37,767 --> 00:06:39,768 I don't do jacks. Too confusin'. 146 00:06:39,770 --> 00:06:42,650 Now, are we bouncing a ball or we picking up tiny metal things, you know? 147 00:06:43,739 --> 00:06:45,940 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 148 00:06:49,178 --> 00:06:50,545 Whoa! 149 00:06:50,547 --> 00:06:53,381 - (Clattering) - Goofy Gary here! 150 00:06:53,383 --> 00:06:57,385 Sign up for Saturday's Slurp Down Showdown! 151 00:06:57,387 --> 00:07:02,290 The first three-person team to slurp down a mega smoothie bucket 152 00:07:02,292 --> 00:07:07,762 will win a Goofy Gary Gaming Card for a month of unlimited gaming! 153 00:07:07,764 --> 00:07:08,763 Whoo-hoo! 154 00:07:08,765 --> 00:07:10,265 Only during non-peak hours. 155 00:07:14,470 --> 00:07:18,640 Is this the common activity that can bridge my two worlds together? 156 00:07:18,642 --> 00:07:20,542 I do like to slurp. 157 00:07:20,544 --> 00:07:22,544 This strikes me as serendipitous. 158 00:07:23,746 --> 00:07:24,913 Vocab word. 159 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:26,014 Respect. 160 00:07:30,453 --> 00:07:34,789 Hey... thanks for these glasses straws. 161 00:07:34,791 --> 00:07:36,691 - They're super romantic. - (Chuckles) 162 00:07:38,561 --> 00:07:40,328 The mango really brings out your eyes. 163 00:07:40,330 --> 00:07:41,663 Oh! 164 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:52,640 (Shutter clicks) 165 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:58,613 So, Liv was lying about not having a boyfriend. 166 00:07:58,615 --> 00:07:59,781 Oh. 167 00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:03,351 My weird addiction to chicken cha-cha's really pays off. 168 00:08:07,690 --> 00:08:08,790 Hey, Voltage fans! 169 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:12,760 Nancy O'Dell here with the scoop on Liv Rooney's secret boyfriend. 170 00:08:12,762 --> 00:08:17,799 He is none other than her Voltage co-star, Josh Wilcox. 171 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:21,736 Sorry, SkyVolt, my superpower is finding the story. 172 00:08:25,641 --> 00:08:26,808 Well, what? 173 00:08:26,810 --> 00:08:29,477 I mean, you know that's a photo of Josh and Maddie. 174 00:08:29,479 --> 00:08:30,545 That's not me and Josh. 175 00:08:30,547 --> 00:08:33,147 Yeah, I know. 176 00:08:33,149 --> 00:08:35,550 The rest of the world doesn't. 177 00:08:35,552 --> 00:08:41,556 Okay, this is exactly why I wanted to keep us out of the media. 178 00:08:41,558 --> 00:08:43,558 I mean, they twist everything. 179 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:45,460 I just... I'm trying to protect us. 180 00:08:45,462 --> 00:08:48,530 Yes, but now we're not us, Liv. 181 00:08:48,532 --> 00:08:50,231 Now Josh is your guy. 182 00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:53,601 I want to be your guy. 183 00:08:54,870 --> 00:08:56,905 You are my guy. 184 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:00,508 I'll fix this. I promise. 185 00:09:00,510 --> 00:09:03,311 Have you guys seen this Nancy O'Dell story? 186 00:09:03,313 --> 00:09:04,712 It is just a mess! 187 00:09:04,714 --> 00:09:06,381 Okay, Joey. I'm gonna fix it. 188 00:09:06,383 --> 00:09:08,750 You're gonna fix this? How? 189 00:09:08,752 --> 00:09:12,086 Josh went to Goofy Gary's without me. 190 00:09:14,323 --> 00:09:17,225 Holden, you get five points for not being Josh. 191 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:24,599 Both: Oh, Goofy Gary's for family fun 192 00:09:24,601 --> 00:09:27,035 The fun time there is never done! 193 00:09:27,037 --> 00:09:29,170 Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! 194 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:31,039 Aw, you guys are so cute together. 195 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,807 - Both: Really? - No. 196 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:37,445 You ruined the song that I love. 197 00:09:37,447 --> 00:09:38,913 Nice work, Mosh! 198 00:09:41,951 --> 00:09:43,084 He's not wrong. 199 00:09:43,086 --> 00:09:44,786 You did not get the singing gene. 200 00:09:44,788 --> 00:09:46,554 Dude, I know, right? 201 00:09:46,556 --> 00:09:50,592 There is no way anyone could ever mistake me for Liv Rooney. 202 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:54,262 Everyone thinks that you're Liv Rooney. 203 00:09:55,431 --> 00:09:56,965 What are you talking about? 204 00:09:56,967 --> 00:10:01,235 Nancy O'Dell took a photo of you when you had your glasses off 205 00:10:01,237 --> 00:10:03,938 and now she's reporting that Josh and I are dating. 206 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:04,939 (Gasps) 207 00:10:04,941 --> 00:10:06,708 You're dating my sister? 208 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:08,042 Oh, how could you? 209 00:10:10,245 --> 00:10:11,713 Both: End scene. 210 00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:15,416 Josh is teaching me acting. 211 00:10:15,418 --> 00:10:17,485 I can't believe you guys get paid for this stuff. 212 00:10:17,487 --> 00:10:18,853 So dumb. 213 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:23,324 Well, I'm glad that you two are taking this so well. 214 00:10:23,326 --> 00:10:25,960 Um, I'm gonna talk to Nancy to clear things up. 215 00:10:25,962 --> 00:10:27,829 All right. I gotta go. 216 00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:28,896 - Okay. - Today was fun. 217 00:10:28,898 --> 00:10:30,465 Yeah, it was so fun! 218 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,901 I'm gonna call Nancy right now. 219 00:10:35,270 --> 00:10:36,337 - (Gasps) - (Clattering) 220 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:39,007 Don't call her. 221 00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:40,074 Why? 222 00:10:40,076 --> 00:10:41,409 (Sighs) 223 00:10:41,411 --> 00:10:44,278 Because Diggie doesn't know that I'm dating anybody, 224 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,913 and if you say that that was me with Josh, 225 00:10:45,915 --> 00:10:48,616 then he's gonna find out over the Internet, and that's really crummy. 226 00:10:48,618 --> 00:10:51,586 Just... please let me tell him myself. 227 00:10:52,788 --> 00:10:54,956 Um, Maddie, I promised Holden... 228 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,190 Liv, please? 229 00:10:58,627 --> 00:10:59,761 Okay. 230 00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:02,930 I can wait until you talk to Diggie. 231 00:11:02,932 --> 00:11:05,033 I guess Holden will understand. 232 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,835 Could you just do me one quick favor? 233 00:11:07,837 --> 00:11:09,037 Just take out your phone. 234 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,371 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 235 00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:11,706 Yeah, it's not a big... Just... 236 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,774 - Wha? - (Clattering) 237 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,844 My phone had to be avenged. 238 00:11:22,985 --> 00:11:24,686 And is this your card? 239 00:11:24,688 --> 00:11:26,020 No. 240 00:11:26,022 --> 00:11:27,822 Because this one is. 241 00:11:27,824 --> 00:11:28,890 (Gasps) 242 00:11:30,059 --> 00:11:32,527 Oh! It is! 243 00:11:32,529 --> 00:11:35,897 20 points for close up magic, Josh! 244 00:11:35,899 --> 00:11:38,800 How could I stay mad at you? 245 00:11:38,802 --> 00:11:40,068 (Door opens) 246 00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,704 Ooh, a deck of cards? 247 00:11:42,706 --> 00:11:44,872 The wonders of the Rooney house are endless. 248 00:11:46,709 --> 00:11:48,476 Josh is showing me magic tricks. 249 00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:52,980 He's competing with Holden to be my new cool best bro! 250 00:11:52,982 --> 00:11:56,417 Making two guys who are much cooler than you compete to be your friend? 251 00:11:56,419 --> 00:11:58,419 Seems like the greatest magic trick of all. 252 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,656 See ya. 253 00:12:07,396 --> 00:12:09,664 Oh, good. Evan, you're here. 254 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:10,865 Where else would I be? 255 00:12:10,867 --> 00:12:12,500 My mom says when you make a commitment, 256 00:12:12,502 --> 00:12:14,669 you need to stick to it, and I'm stickin'. 257 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:19,107 Okay, so what's this doohickey gotta do 258 00:12:19,109 --> 00:12:20,942 with us winning the Slurp Down Showdown? 259 00:12:20,944 --> 00:12:23,878 Okay, the key to winning is to slurp as fast as possible 260 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,780 without getting a brain freeze. 261 00:12:25,782 --> 00:12:30,752 So, I invented Dr. P's Brain Freeze Slurp-o-meter. 262 00:12:33,021 --> 00:12:35,623 Gumball Machine, who's this Dr. P? 263 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,892 It's his middle school nickname. 264 00:12:37,894 --> 00:12:39,994 Mine's Vampire because I bit a kid. 265 00:12:42,931 --> 00:12:45,967 Gumball, you have another nickname and you never said nothin'? 266 00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:47,635 It's like I don't even know you. 267 00:12:49,037 --> 00:12:51,272 Okay, can we please practice for the Slurp Down? 268 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:54,008 Sure... Dr. P. 269 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:01,983 As he's slurping, the machine is blowing colder and colder air. 270 00:13:01,985 --> 00:13:03,918 - (Slurping) - (Beeping) 271 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:08,122 Hey, you gotta pace your slurping and stay out of the blue brain freeze zone. 272 00:13:08,124 --> 00:13:09,824 - Slow down. - (Beeping) 273 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:10,992 (Beeping, alarm blares) 274 00:13:10,994 --> 00:13:13,327 (Screams) 275 00:13:13,329 --> 00:13:14,629 Brain freeze! 276 00:13:16,398 --> 00:13:17,698 That was funny. 277 00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:21,803 (Doorbell) 278 00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:27,008 Hello, my handsome date! 279 00:13:27,010 --> 00:13:29,477 - Hello, my gorgeous gal! - Hi! 280 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:31,846 Are you ready for a night of dinner and dancing? 281 00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:33,114 Yes, I am. 282 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:36,951 Um, just really quickly before we go, 283 00:13:36,953 --> 00:13:39,787 I want to talk to you about this Nancy O'Dell thing. 284 00:13:39,789 --> 00:13:41,155 Oh. Did you clear it up? 285 00:13:41,157 --> 00:13:43,624 No, not exactly. 286 00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:47,195 Um... Maddie actually asked me not to. 287 00:13:49,097 --> 00:13:50,565 Why? 288 00:13:52,201 --> 00:13:56,604 She doesn't want Diggie to know that she's dating somebody new, 289 00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:59,540 so she's trying to protect his feelings. 290 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:01,576 (Stammering) Um, okay. 291 00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:04,745 What about my feelings? 292 00:14:06,048 --> 00:14:08,716 I care about your feelings. 293 00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:13,712 It's just Maddie's my sister, and if she needs me to do something for her, I'm going to. 294 00:14:13,743 --> 00:14:14,252 Mm-hmm. 295 00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:18,192 But come on. 296 00:14:18,194 --> 00:14:22,163 Who cares about what the media thinks about us, you know? 297 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,599 We know what we have. 298 00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:26,601 Do we? 299 00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:29,871 What? 300 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,706 Holden, are you seriously upset about this? 301 00:14:33,737 --> 00:14:34,237 Yeah. 302 00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:38,045 Yeah, Liv, I am. 303 00:14:39,047 --> 00:14:41,816 You promised you'd fix this. 304 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:44,418 And I will, just not right now. 305 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,653 But when? 306 00:14:47,422 --> 00:14:50,858 It always seems like I'm waiting for something. 307 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:52,727 You know? 308 00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:56,030 First it was Andie, and then it was Voltage, 309 00:14:56,032 --> 00:15:01,035 and now it's Maddie's feelings and somehow Diggie's feelings. 310 00:15:02,204 --> 00:15:06,040 There's always something more important than our relationship 311 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,942 and I'm supposed to just... 312 00:15:07,944 --> 00:15:10,778 stand by and be okay with it? 313 00:15:12,614 --> 00:15:19,287 Holden, I really care about you, but I care about a lot of things in my life. 314 00:15:19,289 --> 00:15:22,590 And that's one of the reasons why I like you so much. 315 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:30,631 I want this relationship to be my everything, 316 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:33,501 and you might just want this to be... 317 00:15:35,304 --> 00:15:36,938 one of your things. 318 00:15:40,309 --> 00:15:41,642 What are you saying? 319 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:46,213 Maybe it just isn't our time. 320 00:15:48,483 --> 00:15:50,451 - Holden... - Liv... 321 00:15:55,257 --> 00:15:56,791 I can't do this. 322 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:03,297 We need to break up. 323 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,104 (Door opens) 324 00:16:10,106 --> 00:16:11,539 - (Sobs) - (Door closes) 325 00:16:16,611 --> 00:16:20,915 - (Sobbing) - I am so sorry, Liv. 326 00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:22,817 Oh, breakups are heard. 327 00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:26,921 But brought along some old friends to make it easier. 328 00:16:26,923 --> 00:16:28,356 We have the punching pillow. 329 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:30,224 Ooh! To let the anger out... 330 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:36,263 and we have the hugging pillow to let the sadness out... 331 00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:43,371 and their helpful, new friend, the look who's gonna be okay pillow. 332 00:16:44,339 --> 00:16:45,706 Who's in the mirror, Liv? 333 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,611 - Me. - That's who's gonna be okay. 334 00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:55,250 This is all my fault. 335 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:59,353 I never should have stopped you from calling Nancy O'Dell. 336 00:16:59,355 --> 00:17:01,956 I'm sorry. 337 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:05,526 But you can... I mean, you can call and fix this, right? 338 00:17:05,528 --> 00:17:09,163 And then you and Holden can get back together. 339 00:17:09,165 --> 00:17:10,364 No. 340 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,635 No, 'cause Holden was right. 341 00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:20,374 I have way too much going on in my life to give him what he needs right now. 342 00:17:21,877 --> 00:17:23,911 It's really not your fault, Maddie. 343 00:17:23,913 --> 00:17:25,746 It's my fault. 344 00:17:25,748 --> 00:17:29,383 It is nobody's fault, Liv. 345 00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:33,988 Sometimes you date someone and it doesn't work out. 346 00:17:33,990 --> 00:17:36,424 - Yeah. - Yes, it hurts. 347 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,927 But eventually, you'll feel better. 348 00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:41,162 (Groans) 349 00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:44,365 (Groans) 350 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:49,336 Guys, how am I ever gonna choose between Josh and Holden? 351 00:17:49,338 --> 00:17:50,538 Holden and I broke up. 352 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,239 Josh it is. 353 00:17:56,511 --> 00:18:01,182 Let the Slurp Down Showdown begin! 354 00:18:01,184 --> 00:18:02,883 - (Whistle) - (Upbeat music playing) 355 00:18:02,885 --> 00:18:05,786 Go! Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp! 356 00:18:05,788 --> 00:18:06,954 Hey, sorry I'm late. 357 00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,355 Don't take any points away. 358 00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:13,961 You don't need any more points... new cool best bro! 359 00:18:13,963 --> 00:18:15,296 What? I won! 360 00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:17,064 Yes! 361 00:18:17,066 --> 00:18:19,366 Winner, winner, chicken cha-cha dinner. 362 00:18:19,368 --> 00:18:21,602 Now let's get our Goofy Gary on. 363 00:18:21,604 --> 00:18:24,438 Both: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo 364 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,773 Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo 365 00:18:27,442 --> 00:18:29,376 Aah! 366 00:18:29,378 --> 00:18:30,778 Brain freeze! 367 00:18:32,614 --> 00:18:34,381 Go on without me, little dudes! 368 00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:36,217 I'm no good to you anymore. 369 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,255 Why are we here again? 370 00:18:41,257 --> 00:18:44,725 Because you needed cheering up. 371 00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:47,328 Oh, and the Slurp Down is also sick! 372 00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,237 (Crowd groans) 373 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,508 (Crowd groans) 374 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,543 Aah! Brain freeze! 375 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,647 Come on, Vampire! 376 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:09,383 Open up that abnormally petite esophagus! 377 00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:12,520 Slurp till you burp! 378 00:19:17,993 --> 00:19:19,093 (Burps) 379 00:19:19,095 --> 00:19:22,530 We win! I'm a bad man! 380 00:19:22,532 --> 00:19:24,198 (Cheers and applause) 381 00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:31,372 Okay, that was kind of awesome. 382 00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:33,474 - Thanks, Maddie. - Right? 383 00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,376 I never miss it. Uh, why don't you go 384 00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:37,111 find us a table and I'll go grab some menus. 385 00:19:37,113 --> 00:19:38,412 - Okay. - Okay. 386 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,686 Diggie? 387 00:19:46,655 --> 00:19:48,856 Hey, Rooney. 388 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:56,530 (Stammers) Why... You're supposed to be in Australia for two more months! 389 00:19:56,532 --> 00:20:03,537 I know, and I was... but then I saw this picture of you dating this Josh guy. 390 00:20:03,539 --> 00:20:05,639 That was Liv. 391 00:20:05,641 --> 00:20:07,341 - I... - No, it wasn't. 392 00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:08,709 I... I know it was you, Maddie. 393 00:20:11,179 --> 00:20:13,881 I saw you with someone else and I... I just... 394 00:20:14,983 --> 00:20:16,884 Maddie, I came back for you. 395 00:20:20,488 --> 00:20:22,256 - Whoa. - (Chuckles) 396 00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,425 Both: Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo 397 00:20:24,427 --> 00:20:25,893 (Gasps) 398 00:20:25,895 --> 00:20:27,161 Diggie! 399 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:29,496 It's you! 400 00:20:29,498 --> 00:20:32,166 It's you, Diggie! It's always been you! 401 00:20:33,902 --> 00:20:37,037 My original cool best bro! 402 00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,172 Oh! 403 00:20:38,174 --> 00:20:39,773 Let's go make up for lost time! 404 00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:46,447 Maddie, what is Diggie doing here? 405 00:20:46,449 --> 00:20:48,549 He saw that photo with me and Josh. 406 00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,651 You were supposed to explain that to him. 407 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,555 You didn't tell him? 408 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,590 I couldn't do it. 409 00:20:59,094 --> 00:21:01,395 He came back for me. 410 00:21:03,865 --> 00:21:07,534 But you want to be with Josh, right? 411 00:21:08,937 --> 00:21:10,104 (Sighs) 412 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:13,440 Or... 413 00:21:14,976 --> 00:21:17,177 do you want to be with Diggie? 414 00:21:24,653 --> 00:21:25,619 Maddie? 415 00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:41,602 - Holden! - Hey. 416 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:43,971 (Stammers) Hi. I... I wasn't expecting to see you. 417 00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:46,473 Okay, that's clearly not true. 418 00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:47,755 I'm sitting on your porch swing. 419 00:21:50,445 --> 00:21:51,879 Yeah. 420 00:21:52,981 --> 00:21:54,481 Why? 421 00:21:54,483 --> 00:21:58,585 Well, um... it's because I... I wasn't sure 422 00:21:58,587 --> 00:22:02,523 if an ex-boyfriend rings the doorbell 423 00:22:02,525 --> 00:22:08,195 or knocks, so I... I sat down to think about it... for, like, an hour. 424 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:11,899 Well... 425 00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:20,708 to be fair... I have driven by your house six times today. 426 00:22:20,710 --> 00:22:22,109 - Oh. Oh. - Yeah. 427 00:22:22,111 --> 00:22:23,944 I was about to go make it seven. 428 00:22:26,381 --> 00:22:28,315 I brought you a breakup cake. 429 00:22:28,317 --> 00:22:29,516 I mean, an apology cake. 430 00:22:29,518 --> 00:22:31,618 It's actually a chocolate lava cake. 431 00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:38,892 Um... I just... I feel bad about how everything came out. 432 00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:42,429 I really do too. 433 00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,900 I don't think you were wrong though. 434 00:22:48,703 --> 00:22:51,538 I think we're just on really different pages right now. 435 00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:53,374 Yeah. 436 00:22:55,643 --> 00:22:57,144 Yeah. 437 00:22:57,146 --> 00:23:01,415 I just hope that we can... be friends again someday. 438 00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:03,584 Yes. I would love that. 439 00:23:03,586 --> 00:23:04,952 (Both chuckle) 440 00:23:06,421 --> 00:23:08,756 Well, I should go. 441 00:23:13,161 --> 00:23:17,731 Oh, um, real quick, don't let Joey eat any of that cake. 442 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:21,535 I didn't win the best bro contest, so he's kind of on my list. 443 00:23:21,537 --> 00:23:23,704 (Both chuckle) 444 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,272 Seriously. Don't. 445 00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:30,911 Josh and Maddie: The fun time there is never done! 31862

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