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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, kids. Your dad just
pulled up into the driveway.
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It's his first weekend
home from his coaching job,
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so "Welcome Home" song,
just follow my lead.
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Anybody order a dad full of handsome?
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Pete, Pete, he's our man
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He just drove here in a van
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How about we just hug him?
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- Yes!
- Dad, we missed you!
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Oh, I missed you too!
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Hey, you notice anything
different about me?
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Being away has given me a chance to
do something I've always wanted to do.
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Grow a beard.
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And coach college ball.
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But look at this beard.
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Anything different? Um...
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Oh! Dude, you totally lost weight.
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- Oh! You whitened your teeth!
- New shoes?
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- Come on, it's obvious!
- Thank you, son!
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He got a tan.
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Oh, you look super tan.
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(Theme music playing)
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Better in stereo
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B... B... Better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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When you say stop
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All I want to do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always ne-ed
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But we both know
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We're better in stereo
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What up, my geeks?
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What are we signing up for?
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Virtual gym class?
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Modern dance for... wizards?
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Mr. Prusko is having a
competition to see who can build
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the best eco-friendly robot.
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Full disclosure: I already
built a composting robot
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in the hope that someone would
one day create a competition.
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Full disclosure: I'm not impressed.
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I can build one of those in a day.
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Perhaps, if you lived on Venus where
an average day is 243 Earth days.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Overheated.
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Uh, Alex, I think you mean "burn."
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Thank you for the correction.
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Burn.
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Well, get ready for a "ro-beatdown."
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Oh, it is on, which I'm told
is popular street vernacular
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used to indicate the beginning
of a heated competition.
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Yo!
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You're challenging Alex?
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Dude, I'm not even going
to go up against her.
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She's the best roboticist in the school.
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- You just got here, Parker.
- I know.
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It's time to take down the biggest,
baddest robot-maker at Ridgewood
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- to make a name for myself.
- All right, all right.
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But you better make sure that robot
can give you a big hug when you lose.
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I'm just kidding. I can still do that.
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Get in these arms! Get in 'em!
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Oh!
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Bam! What?
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That is H-O-R-S-E, college boy!
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I win.
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I want to redeem myself...
on a higher court.
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Do you mean... Tree-House Horse?
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Dad and I are so competitive, we
came up with a completely new game:
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Tree-House Horse.
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Later, we realized that we did not
have a tree house, so we built one.
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It's nice to have an
engineering genius in the family.
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I calculated the structural engineering
schematics to make the tree house safe.
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Then they banned me from it
just because I added an antenna
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that would redirect a couple of satellites.
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All of a sudden, I'm "unpredictable"
and "vaguely maniacal."
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I guess nobody wants free cable.
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Okay. Granny-style. Nothing but net.
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Whoo!
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Nice shot.
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But now it's Prime Time's turn.
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(Scoffs) Oh!
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You lose, Past Your Prime Time.
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I miss that smack talk.
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- (Laughs)
- It's good to be home, Mad Dog.
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I missed you.
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Dad, actually, can we talk about something?
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Talk about? Or compliment?
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I just need some advice, and I
would definitely go to Mom, but...
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she'd want to talk, about my feelings,
and I just need a game plan, Coach.
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- Should I go get my whistle?
- No, no. It's not...
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Um... Just... how am I gonna know
when it's time to start dating again?
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Wow.
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This would be a whole lot
easier with my whistle.
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Um... So, there's this guy, and he likes
me, and I think... maybe I like him.
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I just don't want to get hurt again.
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You know?
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Listen. Do you remember
when you hurt your knee?
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And you were scared
that it would never heal,
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but you took some time
off, you did your exercises,
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and now, look at you...
you're better than ever.
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Yeah, but that's a knee, you know.
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Hearts don't really heal like that.
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Of course they do.
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At some point, you are going to
be ready to date again, I promise.
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When it's the right guy,
you're just going to know.
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Cool.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Are you ready for another devastating loss?
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Got to be better than talking about boys.
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No way!
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The number one talk show in
France wants to interview me
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about Voltage via satellite.
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Liv! Well, honey, That's incroyable!
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Oh, bless you.
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Incroyable, it's French for "incredible."
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I spent four months in
France in college. Remember?
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Sweetie, how are you going
to do a French interview
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if you don't understand French?
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Uh, well, it looks like they
already sent me the question,
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so I'll probably just answer in
English, then they're gonna translate.
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Now, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
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If you want to win over the
country of (Gutturally) France...
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you are going to want to answer
those questions in French.
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The will eat it up with le spoon.
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Oh. I mean, um, I only
have like a day to prepare,
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and I don't think I can learn French
that quickly, at least without a tutor.
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Well, then, look no further. Okay?
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I could whip you into
shape in seconds flat.
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I've been speaking French to you
since you were born. Remember?
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(Singing Alouette)
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By the time you were two, you
were speaking English and French.
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Fran?ais is locked in
your childhood memories.
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We just need to...
to coax it out.
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Okay, well, coax all you want,
but there's no French up there.
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Liv, honey, your first word
was in French. Remember?
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Papillon.
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Uh... (Mutters in French)
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Oh, yeah. (French accent) "Butterfly."
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Oh, well. How can I argue
when you look that adorable?
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This is going to be so much fun.
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(Giggling)
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Doo, doo, doo doo-doo
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Oh!
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Something covered in a drop cloth.
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I love that we live in a house
full of perpetual mystery.
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Say hello to Munchbot.
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(Gasps)
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You designed your robot in my likeness.
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I'm... honored.
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Knock, knock.
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(As Munchbot) Who's there?
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(As Joey) Two Joeys.
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(As Munchbot) Two Joeys who?
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(As Joey) Two Joeys who don't
need anyone else in the world.
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Behold as Munchbot munches
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disgusting kitchen waste
and turns it into compost.
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(Beeping)
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Munchbot:
Om-nom-nom.
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(Whooshes)
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I stayed up all night and had
to improvise with a few parts,
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but I'm going to destroy Alex.
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- (Bleeping)
- What?
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No way! It shakes and
emits gas, just like I do!
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No, that wasn't supposed to happen.
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All of my improvised parts
overloaded the motherboard.
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It's totally fried.
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But you can still rebuild him, right?
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I mean, he's...
he's still gorgeous.
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The competition is in
an hour. There's no time.
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Maybe I'm just not as good as I think I am.
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Like, I guess I should go to the
competition and... concede defeat.
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Are you serious? You're going to quit?
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You?
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I really don't have any other choice.
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It's not over until we
say that it's over, Parker.
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And... I have an idea.
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Oh, then it's definitely over.
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You want to hear my
idea, don't you, handsome?
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Yeah, you do. Get in these arms!
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Hey, Mr. Rooney.
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Wow! New beard? Looks tight.
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Finally!
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My man!
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I knew I liked you, Josh.
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Uh, so what's all this?
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Oh, yeah. Maddie and I just
played a game of Tree-House Horse.
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From... from
way up there?
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Wow. No... thank you.
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I'm crazy-scared of heights.
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Yeah, well, it's Maddie's
favorite thing to do, so...
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Really? Huh.
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- Well, Liv's waiting for me.
- Yeah.
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Hey, Mr. Rooney, could I ask
your advice about something?
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He wants my advice.
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Maddie wanted my advice.
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It's the beard. It makes me look so wise.
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It's totally the beard.
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He's like a wizard.
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Whose beard? What...?
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I'm sorry. What are we
talking about right now?
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Okay, so, I really like this girl,
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and she might like me
back, but I'm not sure.
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What do I do?
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Allow me to consult the beard.
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Find out what she likes
to do and then do it.
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She'll appreciate the gesture.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, thanks, Mr. Rooney. Great advice.
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And great beard.
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You're my boy, Josh!
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- Whoa.
- (Laughs)
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Liv, honey, I'm glad you're here.
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I have labeled every last thing in
this room with its French translation,
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so that you can ace your French interview.
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Okay. Um, Mom, I don't
need to be fluent in French.
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I just need to answer five
questions about Voltage.
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Honey, the French is in there.
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We just need to unlock it, and until we do,
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you are going to eat,
breathe and swim in French.
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How do you swim in French?
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Well, it'll be difficile,
but we'll find a way.
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Okay. Um... let's give it a shot.
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I'm just gonna go get a
snack and then I'm all in.
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Oh, oh. (Clears throat)
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Barre de granola?
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- Sure, I'd love a granola bar.
- No, no, no, no.
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(Speaks French)
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Barre de granola?
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Barre de granola?
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- Barre de gran...
- I'm not hungry anymore.
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Mr. Prusko.
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May I present my creation.
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Ah. Cold, calculating, emotionless.
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And you also made a robot.
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Oh, Parker. Let's take
a look at your robot.
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Actually, that's what I'm here to tell you.
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I didn't come with a robot.
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I know. It was delivered
a little while ago.
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00:14:06,515 --> 00:14:08,382
- It was?
- Yeah.
251
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,556
(Beeping)
252
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:26,100
Could... could you give me one moment
to make some adjustments to my robot?
253
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:33,007
- Ow!
- What are you doing?
254
00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:34,909
Saving your bacon.
255
00:14:34,911 --> 00:14:36,644
You can thank me later.
256
00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:38,746
With bacon.
257
00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:47,288
(Chuckles)
258
00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:51,158
More Tree-House Horse, Dad?
259
00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:03,271
- Josh?
- Hey, Maddie.
260
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,842
What's... Why? What...
Why are you... What?
261
00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:09,710
Why are you up here?
262
00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:14,081
To play some Tree-House Horse,
because that's what you love,
263
00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:15,917
even though I'm scared of heights,
264
00:15:15,919 --> 00:15:19,820
which I thought I could
overcome, but we are way up here.
265
00:15:23,258 --> 00:15:26,627
Dude, seriously?
266
00:15:26,629 --> 00:15:29,964
I mean, if you're afraid of
heights, let's just get down.
267
00:15:29,966 --> 00:15:35,336
No, no way. No way. This is something
that you like to do, so... here I am.
268
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:40,141
Josh, why are you doing this?
269
00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:42,176
Because...
270
00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:46,514
I really like you, Maddie...
271
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:50,785
and I want to go out with you.
272
00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:57,258
Josh, I don't know if I'm ready
to go out with anybody yet.
273
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,893
Okay.
274
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:04,832
Well, that also means you don't
know if you're not ready.
275
00:16:07,569 --> 00:16:10,671
I guess that's technically true.
276
00:16:10,673 --> 00:16:14,308
How about we play a
game of Tree-House Horse?
277
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:18,679
If I win, you agree to
go out with me on a date.
278
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:23,651
Okay. Deal.
279
00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:29,490
Ooh! This is gonna be sad.
280
00:16:36,698 --> 00:16:42,169
I know you're afraid to look,
but, uh, it did go in.
281
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:49,343
( La Marseillaise playing)
282
00:16:51,713 --> 00:16:55,383
(In French accent) Welcome,
Liv, to Cafe du Mama
283
00:16:55,385 --> 00:17:00,755
for Madame Rooney's famous
immersion excursion.
284
00:17:02,224 --> 00:17:05,026
Okay, Mom. This is really very sweet,
285
00:17:05,028 --> 00:17:07,695
but this whole trying-to-jog-
my-memory-into-speaking-more-French thing
286
00:17:07,697 --> 00:17:09,230
just isn't going to work.
287
00:17:09,232 --> 00:17:11,032
I mean, there's no French up here.
288
00:17:11,034 --> 00:17:12,867
Okay, okay. Just let me try one more thing,
289
00:17:12,869 --> 00:17:15,302
and if it doesn't work,
I swear, we'll stop.
290
00:17:15,304 --> 00:17:16,704
Okay, but fine. This is like it, okay?
291
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,873
- Okay. What are we doing?
- Okay.
292
00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,241
Oh! Oh, we're doing this.
293
00:17:20,243 --> 00:17:22,243
Okay, okay. Shh!
294
00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:24,845
Sense memory, mon papillon.
295
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:26,447
Monsieur?
296
00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:31,318
(Singing Alouette)
297
00:17:37,225 --> 00:17:41,429
(Continuing lullaby)
298
00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:45,366
(Sings in deep voice)
299
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,234
(Sings in French)
300
00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:50,237
(Gasping)
301
00:17:50,239 --> 00:17:53,941
(Both singing)
302
00:17:57,345 --> 00:18:00,448
(Speaking French)
303
00:18:07,422 --> 00:18:10,024
We did it! We unlocked your French!
304
00:18:10,026 --> 00:18:12,126
Oh! I am gonna crush this interview!
305
00:18:16,231 --> 00:18:19,066
Do you seriously expect us to
believe that this is a robot?
306
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:22,470
It is clearly Joey, painted silver,
with some tinfoil glued to his face.
307
00:18:24,940 --> 00:18:26,907
Wow, Mr. Prusko.
308
00:18:26,909 --> 00:18:31,378
I built a robot so lifelike, it passes
as human, and she can't take it.
309
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,481
You know what? I'm offended.
310
00:18:33,483 --> 00:18:36,350
Me and my superior robot are going home.
311
00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:45,359
You know what? Maybe you should go home.
312
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:50,097
I challenge you to a contest
to see who composts better.
313
00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:53,467
My robot versus your
Joey disguised as a robot.
314
00:18:55,437 --> 00:18:57,505
Parker, do you accept the challenge?
315
00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:02,476
Challenge accepted!
316
00:19:03,411 --> 00:19:05,679
What...? Wait. What would it involve?
317
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:09,416
Feeding them buckets of rotten garbage.
318
00:19:12,454 --> 00:19:15,489
If that is truly a robot,
it should have no trouble
319
00:19:15,491 --> 00:19:21,395
processing these slimy, rancid hot
dog chunks and fuzzy noodles.
320
00:19:26,368 --> 00:19:28,369
Okay, Munchbot...
321
00:19:30,105 --> 00:19:32,339
let's get to munching.
322
00:19:51,526 --> 00:19:53,894
- I can't do this!
- Oh yes!
323
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:55,896
I mean, uh... (Stammering)
324
00:19:55,898 --> 00:19:58,899
(As Munchbot) Does not compute.
325
00:20:00,468 --> 00:20:02,336
This isn't really a robot.
326
00:20:02,338 --> 00:20:04,238
It's Joey.
327
00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:06,307
I am victorious.
328
00:20:06,309 --> 00:20:09,577
I shall now go bust a move.
329
00:20:09,579 --> 00:20:12,146
I have 17 minutes before
my stand-up comedy class.
330
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:21,188
Hey. Why'd you do all this?
331
00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:26,560
Because, man, you were going to
quit, and that's not like you.
332
00:20:26,562 --> 00:20:30,531
I just really wanted to show
everybody that I was the best,
333
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,567
and... I couldn't.
334
00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:38,105
Look, I know how tough it's been for
me to try and figure out high school.
335
00:20:38,107 --> 00:20:40,941
I can't imagine trying to
go through it at your age.
336
00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:45,613
But you don't have to conquer this
place in your first semester.
337
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:48,482
Just keep working and don't quit.
338
00:20:50,051 --> 00:20:51,518
Thanks, Munch.
339
00:20:52,721 --> 00:20:55,122
Now get in these arms!
340
00:21:00,195 --> 00:21:02,696
Okay, LeBlond James.
341
00:21:04,199 --> 00:21:09,603
You currently have H-O-R-S,
so you miss this one...
342
00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:11,605
Which seems likely.
343
00:21:11,607 --> 00:21:14,141
...then I win.
344
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:28,122
I will pay for that.
345
00:21:29,624 --> 00:21:32,326
Guess you're off the hook for that date.
346
00:21:33,495 --> 00:21:35,529
I'll see you around.
347
00:21:39,234 --> 00:21:40,634
Wow.
348
00:21:42,437 --> 00:21:46,140
Since when did being
vulnerable get so cute?
349
00:21:47,742 --> 00:21:49,510
(Stammers) Hold on!
350
00:21:49,512 --> 00:21:51,745
I literally could not be
holding on any tighter.
351
00:21:55,016 --> 00:22:00,587
So if you won, I was supposed to...
you know, go out on a date with you.
352
00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:07,728
But we actually never really
covered what happens if I win.
353
00:22:09,664 --> 00:22:12,032
Okay. Name your prize.
354
00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:16,603
I think I want you to...
355
00:22:17,706 --> 00:22:20,274
go out with me.
356
00:22:20,276 --> 00:22:22,543
Wait. What? Really?
357
00:22:23,878 --> 00:22:26,046
Dad said that I would
know when I was ready.
358
00:22:28,850 --> 00:22:30,551
I think I'm ready.
359
00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:34,488
Yeah.
360
00:22:34,490 --> 00:22:36,623
Josh, will you go out with me?
361
00:22:36,625 --> 00:22:38,525
Yes!
362
00:22:38,527 --> 00:22:40,060
Whoo-hoo!
363
00:22:44,499 --> 00:22:46,400
Did you see...?
364
00:22:46,402 --> 00:22:49,403
I was up there so high.
365
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,845
We heard some yelling. You guys okay?
366
00:22:57,847 --> 00:23:00,013
Oh, Maddie beat me at Tree-House Horse.
367
00:23:00,015 --> 00:23:02,616
Yeah. That happens.
368
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:06,320
Uh, thanks for the girl advice, Mr. Rooney.
369
00:23:06,322 --> 00:23:08,322
Maddie and I are going on a date.
370
00:23:09,557 --> 00:23:12,426
Maddie's the girl?
371
00:23:13,895 --> 00:23:16,130
My beard betrayed me.
372
00:23:17,265 --> 00:23:20,267
I was right. That beard is wise.
373
00:23:20,269 --> 00:23:23,270
- Oh!
- It's a beard!
374
00:23:23,272 --> 00:23:26,340
That's what's different!
375
00:23:26,342 --> 00:23:28,509
You look nice!
376
00:23:28,511 --> 00:23:29,910
Karen: Barre de granola?
377
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,510
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