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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:06,174 - Everybody stop! - All: What? 3 00:00:06,176 --> 00:00:07,077 (Table rattles) 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:10,679 Is it just me, or is this table just a little bit wiggly? 5 00:00:10,681 --> 00:00:12,280 Huh. 6 00:00:12,282 --> 00:00:14,216 Oh! 7 00:00:14,218 --> 00:00:16,485 Sorry, I thought you were just realizing how ugly your sweater is. 8 00:00:16,487 --> 00:00:18,253 (Laughs) 9 00:00:19,622 --> 00:00:21,990 Well listen, if it is wiggly, 10 00:00:21,992 --> 00:00:25,160 your dad will fix it next time he's home from his coaching job. 11 00:00:25,162 --> 00:00:30,632 When Dad is away, I am the man of the house, and the man of the house 12 00:00:30,634 --> 00:00:33,135 is gonna fix this here table. 13 00:00:33,137 --> 00:00:34,302 I'm going in. 14 00:00:34,304 --> 00:00:35,637 What? 15 00:00:36,839 --> 00:00:38,407 (Rattling, thumping) 16 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:40,042 (Clanking) 17 00:00:40,044 --> 00:00:43,078 So how is high school going for my newly-minted freshman? 18 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,881 Well, astrophysics and organic chemistry are cinchy, 19 00:00:45,883 --> 00:00:49,151 but I have to do a dumb art project for my dumb art class. 20 00:00:49,153 --> 00:00:50,285 (Sputters) 21 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:55,257 Well Parker, you're living with an artiste. 22 00:00:55,259 --> 00:00:56,391 Let me help you. 23 00:00:56,393 --> 00:00:58,660 Liv. Liv, honey, I mean, you have 24 00:00:58,662 --> 00:01:00,862 a lot on your plate with school and Voltage . 25 00:01:00,864 --> 00:01:02,564 Don't you think you might be overextending yourself? 26 00:01:02,566 --> 00:01:03,899 Well, I mean... 27 00:01:03,901 --> 00:01:05,367 things are pretty hectic for me right now, 28 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,235 but it's not like you have a free moment 29 00:01:07,237 --> 00:01:09,337 with Dad gone, Mom, and... and, you know, 30 00:01:09,339 --> 00:01:11,706 I always make time for my little brother. 31 00:01:11,708 --> 00:01:12,841 Cool. 32 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:14,376 Thanks, Liv. It's due Friday. 33 00:01:14,378 --> 00:01:15,777 Oh, yeah. Perfect. Easy. 34 00:01:15,779 --> 00:01:17,212 I can help you after work on Thursday. 35 00:01:17,214 --> 00:01:19,047 Oh! Guys? 36 00:01:19,049 --> 00:01:22,084 Guys, totally just found the wobbly leg, 37 00:01:22,086 --> 00:01:23,952 - so I'm gonna lift this side up... - No, no... 38 00:01:23,954 --> 00:01:25,921 No, no, no, no! 39 00:01:29,892 --> 00:01:31,526 (Table rattles) 40 00:01:31,528 --> 00:01:33,261 Dang it! 41 00:01:33,263 --> 00:01:35,764 It... it's still wobbly! 42 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:40,402 (Theme music playing) 43 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:41,870 Better in stereo 44 00:01:41,872 --> 00:01:44,206 B... b... better in stereo 45 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,241 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 46 00:01:46,243 --> 00:01:48,477 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 47 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:50,278 Slam dunk, ready or not 48 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,247 Yeah, show me what you got 49 00:01:52,249 --> 00:01:54,483 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 50 00:01:54,485 --> 00:01:56,485 I dare you, come on and follow 51 00:01:56,487 --> 00:01:59,087 You dance to your own beat 52 00:01:59,089 --> 00:02:01,123 I'll sing the melody 53 00:02:01,125 --> 00:02:03,492 When you say yea-ah-ah 54 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:05,327 I say no-oh-oh 55 00:02:05,329 --> 00:02:07,662 When you say stop 56 00:02:07,664 --> 00:02:10,298 All I want to do is go go go 57 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:13,301 You you, the other half of me me 58 00:02:13,303 --> 00:02:15,303 The half I'll never be-e 59 00:02:15,305 --> 00:02:18,907 The half that drives me crazy 60 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:21,943 You you, the better half of me me 61 00:02:21,945 --> 00:02:24,513 The half I'll always need 62 00:02:24,515 --> 00:02:25,847 But we both know 63 00:02:25,849 --> 00:02:28,083 We're better in stereo 64 00:02:31,521 --> 00:02:32,354 Whoo! 65 00:02:34,357 --> 00:02:35,457 - Whoo! - Oh! 66 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:37,792 - Bam! What?! - Wow! 67 00:02:37,794 --> 00:02:42,464 Girls, it is time to meet your new coach. 68 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,226 Oh! 69 00:02:43,257 --> 00:02:47,869 She is a former high school basketball star and she is tough as nails. 70 00:02:47,871 --> 00:02:49,471 Oh, awesome! 71 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:50,805 I cannot wait to meet her. 72 00:02:50,807 --> 00:02:54,209 Oh, actually, you already have. 73 00:02:58,447 --> 00:03:00,015 Hello, children. 74 00:03:01,317 --> 00:03:03,351 All: Mrs. Snodgrass?! 75 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:06,555 It's Coach Snodgrass. 76 00:03:08,024 --> 00:03:12,994 Mrs. Snodgrass was our super mean teacher in sixth grade. 77 00:03:12,996 --> 00:03:14,029 (Scoffs) 78 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:16,164 She said I had attitude problems. 79 00:03:16,166 --> 00:03:20,468 You scream, "Bam! What?!" one time in a teacher's face during a spelling bee, 80 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:23,371 and suddenly, you're labeled for life. 81 00:03:23,373 --> 00:03:25,373 All right. Form a line, children. 82 00:03:27,009 --> 00:03:30,045 I remember all of you from the sixth grade. 83 00:03:30,047 --> 00:03:32,547 Not fondly, I might add. 84 00:03:32,549 --> 00:03:35,350 Willow Cruz. 85 00:03:35,352 --> 00:03:38,420 The girl who could never master multiplying fractions. 86 00:03:38,422 --> 00:03:44,392 I am three-fourths sorry about that, Mrs. Snodgrass. 87 00:03:46,562 --> 00:03:49,531 Astrid Stanislowski. 88 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,901 It's Stains now, Mrs. Snodgrass. 89 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:56,571 Chew with your mouth closed, and maybe it won't be. 90 00:03:58,441 --> 00:04:04,913 And speaking of nicknames, it's Madison "Inappropriate Outburst" Rooney. 91 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:06,748 That's me. 92 00:04:06,750 --> 00:04:08,450 Hey, Mrs. Snodgrass, 93 00:04:08,452 --> 00:04:09,884 um... 94 00:04:09,886 --> 00:04:12,187 Okay, I don't mean for this to sound 95 00:04:12,189 --> 00:04:17,659 like an inappropriate outburst, but have you ever coached before? 96 00:04:19,462 --> 00:04:24,432 Sounds like someone still has attitude problems. 97 00:04:24,434 --> 00:04:26,134 All: Ooh... 98 00:04:26,136 --> 00:04:30,805 Please take a seat in the attitude adjustment chair. 99 00:04:30,807 --> 00:04:33,808 (Gasps) No! 100 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,877 She brought the chair! 101 00:04:37,546 --> 00:04:40,849 I'm having flashbacks, man! 102 00:04:43,619 --> 00:04:45,220 (Clears throat) 103 00:04:53,229 --> 00:04:55,297 Hey! Okay, Andie... 104 00:04:55,299 --> 00:04:56,831 Ooh! 105 00:04:58,267 --> 00:05:01,503 Is that a picture of Dump Truck in your locker?! 106 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:06,007 Oh, and it's covering up a photo of a motorcycle! 107 00:05:06,009 --> 00:05:08,476 Things must be getting serious. 108 00:05:09,912 --> 00:05:11,579 - They are. - Oh! 109 00:05:11,581 --> 00:05:14,516 I am so super-happy hanging with the Dump. 110 00:05:15,685 --> 00:05:18,586 It is so different from hanging with Holden. 111 00:05:18,588 --> 00:05:22,490 I mean, you probably have more in common with Holden than I ever did. 112 00:05:23,592 --> 00:05:25,493 (Sputters) 113 00:05:27,663 --> 00:05:31,099 What do I have in common with Holden? 114 00:05:31,101 --> 00:05:34,669 Besides everything because we are meant to be together. 115 00:05:34,671 --> 00:05:36,171 Are you kidding me? 116 00:05:36,173 --> 00:05:39,774 You guys both like the same music, the same movies, the same books... 117 00:05:39,776 --> 00:05:43,845 (Gasps) Liv... you should totally go out with Holden! 118 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:47,682 What? 119 00:05:48,651 --> 00:05:50,518 No! 120 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:51,786 No. 121 00:05:51,788 --> 00:05:53,621 No. Look, see, 'cause, like, but what about the... 122 00:05:53,623 --> 00:05:55,323 the... the girl code, you know? 123 00:05:55,325 --> 00:05:57,659 I couldn't date my friend's ex. 124 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,461 - The girl code? - Yeah. 125 00:05:59,463 --> 00:06:00,862 (Scoffs) That's dumb. 126 00:06:02,732 --> 00:06:04,999 What about the friend code? 127 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:06,668 You're my friend. 128 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,737 - I want you to be happy. - Oh! 129 00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:11,873 If dating Holden makes you happy, then go for it. 130 00:06:14,343 --> 00:06:15,710 Ugh. 131 00:06:15,712 --> 00:06:17,312 I mean, I gotta think about it. 132 00:06:18,881 --> 00:06:19,914 Yeah... 133 00:06:19,916 --> 00:06:21,149 Think, think, think. 134 00:06:21,151 --> 00:06:22,884 Thinking, thinking... 135 00:06:22,886 --> 00:06:24,119 Holden! 136 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:27,255 - Hi. - Hey, Liv. 137 00:06:27,257 --> 00:06:28,423 Do you need something? 138 00:06:28,425 --> 00:06:29,557 Yes. 139 00:06:29,559 --> 00:06:31,126 You. 140 00:06:32,528 --> 00:06:33,561 What? 141 00:06:33,563 --> 00:06:36,398 Holden, will you go out with me? 142 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,867 Seriously? But... but I... I thought 143 00:06:38,869 --> 00:06:41,002 you said we couldn't date because you didn't want to hurt Andie. 144 00:06:41,004 --> 00:06:42,771 Well, I know, but actually, Andie's the one who told me 145 00:06:42,773 --> 00:06:44,239 to come over here and do this. 146 00:06:44,241 --> 00:06:46,361 It turns out she doesn't care about you, like, at all. 147 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:50,845 So... will you go out with me? 148 00:06:50,847 --> 00:06:52,680 Yes. 149 00:06:52,682 --> 00:06:54,382 - (Squeals) - Yes! No, I'll... 150 00:06:54,384 --> 00:06:55,583 I'll absolutely go out with you. 151 00:06:55,585 --> 00:06:56,584 I don't want to wait another minute. 152 00:06:56,586 --> 00:06:57,919 - Come on! Let's go! - Okay! Oh, wait! 153 00:06:57,921 --> 00:06:59,788 No. Well, I mean, right now we have school. 154 00:07:01,624 --> 00:07:04,092 - What about tonight though? - I can't tonight. Tomorrow? 155 00:07:04,094 --> 00:07:05,693 - I'm working. - Uh, how about Thursday? 156 00:07:05,695 --> 00:07:07,529 Thursday should be wide open. 157 00:07:07,531 --> 00:07:08,797 - Holden: Yes! - (Liv gasps) 158 00:07:08,799 --> 00:07:11,132 Oh, this is so romantic! 159 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:12,567 Whoa! No! 160 00:07:12,569 --> 00:07:15,136 This cannot happen! 161 00:07:15,138 --> 00:07:17,539 Oh, no, no, no. Andie said it was okay. 162 00:07:17,541 --> 00:07:19,607 Oh. Well, then yes. 163 00:07:19,609 --> 00:07:22,210 Willow, stop getting in the way of love! 164 00:07:26,649 --> 00:07:27,816 Both: Oh! 165 00:07:36,492 --> 00:07:39,761 We're going to work on fundamentals. 166 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:43,665 Let's start by lowering your center of gravity. 167 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:46,835 You do that by opening your pelvic bowl. 168 00:07:48,637 --> 00:07:51,806 And we squat. 169 00:07:53,843 --> 00:07:57,445 Um... so Coach Snodgrass, we're actually used to 170 00:07:57,447 --> 00:08:00,915 starting out with passing and dribbling skills, so... 171 00:08:00,917 --> 00:08:03,751 And I'm used to children following instructions. 172 00:08:03,753 --> 00:08:09,624 For our next fundamental, smell your pits and turn away. 173 00:08:09,626 --> 00:08:12,093 Smell your pits and turn away. 174 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:14,529 Smell your pits and turn away. 175 00:08:14,531 --> 00:08:15,830 All right, you know what? I'm team captain. 176 00:08:15,832 --> 00:08:16,865 I should say something. 177 00:08:16,867 --> 00:08:21,769 Hey, so... Coach Snodgrass, um, can I have a word? 178 00:08:21,771 --> 00:08:27,041 I believe you meant to say, "May I have a word," but proceed. 179 00:08:28,844 --> 00:08:35,984 Um, so... we are state champs, and we are ready for basketball practice 180 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:38,553 with actual basketballs. 181 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:39,721 (Chuckles) 182 00:08:39,723 --> 00:08:44,692 Basketballs are for children who have mastered the fundamentals. 183 00:08:44,694 --> 00:08:49,330 Now, for our next drill, everybody grab a dead fish 184 00:08:49,332 --> 00:08:52,000 out of the bucket and put it under your chin. 185 00:08:52,002 --> 00:08:58,873 And Miss Rooney... since you're team captain, you get two. 186 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,675 (Mouthing) What? Help me! 187 00:09:03,812 --> 00:09:06,814 This table doesn't wobble anymore. 188 00:09:06,816 --> 00:09:11,553 I needed tools to fix it, so I went to the hardware store. 189 00:09:11,555 --> 00:09:13,121 I go there now. 190 00:09:15,925 --> 00:09:18,826 Problem solved man-of-the-house style. 191 00:09:20,329 --> 00:09:23,431 Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call it solved. 192 00:09:23,433 --> 00:09:24,933 Just different. 193 00:09:24,935 --> 00:09:27,368 You're right. 194 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,504 These chairs are much too tall. 195 00:09:33,409 --> 00:09:37,111 Hey. What's with the paintbrushes? 196 00:09:37,113 --> 00:09:40,515 Seriously? You walk into a room with a 14-inch table, 197 00:09:40,517 --> 00:09:42,850 and you're asking about paintbrushes? 198 00:09:42,852 --> 00:09:45,420 Joey said he needed to fix the table. 199 00:09:45,422 --> 00:09:46,921 You're honestly surprised? 200 00:09:48,591 --> 00:09:50,024 Good point. 201 00:09:50,026 --> 00:09:53,261 Yeah, the... the paintbrushes are for my dumb art project, 202 00:09:53,263 --> 00:09:56,130 but I was hoping something other than Joey's munch-ness 203 00:09:56,132 --> 00:09:57,565 would come up to distract me. 204 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,334 - (Tablet rings) - Sweet! It worked! 205 00:10:02,438 --> 00:10:05,139 Dad? Yes! 206 00:10:05,141 --> 00:10:08,576 - Sounds like somebody misses ol' Dad! - Parker: Are you kidding me? 207 00:10:08,578 --> 00:10:11,479 You calling at this exact moment is the greatest thing ever. 208 00:10:11,481 --> 00:10:12,914 Let's talk for hours. 209 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:13,948 Wait. Hold on. 210 00:10:13,950 --> 00:10:14,816 I actually needed to talk to Dad. 211 00:10:14,818 --> 00:10:16,217 - Give me that. - Hey! 212 00:10:16,219 --> 00:10:17,986 You just Dad-blocked me! 213 00:10:17,988 --> 00:10:19,988 Pete: Hang on, kids. 214 00:10:19,990 --> 00:10:22,991 There's plenty of wisdom to go around. 215 00:10:22,993 --> 00:10:24,292 Okay, so... Wha... 216 00:10:24,294 --> 00:10:26,327 Whoa. Getting a little motion sickness here. 217 00:10:26,329 --> 00:10:27,829 You know what, Maddie?! 218 00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:30,164 You got me so riled up, I can't work on art anymore. 219 00:10:30,166 --> 00:10:32,000 - I hope you're happy! - Ha ha! 220 00:10:33,235 --> 00:10:36,304 Ugh. Dad, I am so glad that you called. 221 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,906 I really need to talk to you. 222 00:10:38,908 --> 00:10:40,475 What's going on, Maddie? 223 00:10:40,477 --> 00:10:43,978 Mom hired Mrs. Snodgrass as our basketball coach, 224 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:45,613 and she has us doing these stupid drills 225 00:10:45,615 --> 00:10:48,316 that have nothing to do with stupid basketball! 226 00:10:48,318 --> 00:10:49,917 Do you hear how mad I am? 227 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:52,854 She just made me call basketball stupid. 228 00:10:52,856 --> 00:10:53,821 Maddie... 229 00:10:53,823 --> 00:10:55,990 you're a great player, 230 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:57,258 but no matter how good you get, 231 00:10:57,260 --> 00:10:59,994 you're never finished learning. 232 00:10:59,996 --> 00:11:01,796 Trust in the process. 233 00:11:01,798 --> 00:11:04,032 Do whatever your coach says. 234 00:11:04,034 --> 00:11:06,367 Everybody's got somethin' to teach you. 235 00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:08,002 (Sighs) Yeah, I know. 236 00:11:08,004 --> 00:11:10,038 I'm... I'm... I'm really trying, Dad. 237 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:14,008 I just... What happens when I go to practice on Monday 238 00:11:14,010 --> 00:11:16,811 and Snodgrass makes us do some... 239 00:11:16,813 --> 00:11:18,846 Wow. Whoa. 240 00:11:18,848 --> 00:11:20,782 Oh. 241 00:11:20,784 --> 00:11:22,817 Hey, Dad! 242 00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:27,221 Hey, I'm havin' a little trouble startin' up this here Chainsaw. 243 00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:28,523 (Chuckles) 244 00:11:28,525 --> 00:11:30,558 Gotta use the tablet to look up how to do it online. 245 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,793 Buh-bye now! 246 00:11:31,795 --> 00:11:33,928 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, h... hang on a second... 247 00:11:36,899 --> 00:11:39,834 So tonight, we're actually going on our first date! 248 00:11:39,836 --> 00:11:41,669 Holden has it all planned out. 249 00:11:41,671 --> 00:11:43,805 We're gonna go on a horse-drawn carriage ride 250 00:11:43,807 --> 00:11:46,674 followed by a candlelit dinner at Van Snooten's. 251 00:11:46,676 --> 00:11:49,977 Ooh, Van Snooten's? Classy. 252 00:11:49,979 --> 00:11:52,380 Yeah, well, we really wanted to do it right. 253 00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:53,648 Um, I should get going. 254 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:55,316 Oh! Heads up, the network scheduled 255 00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,919 an on-set fan meet-and-greet with their favorite superhero. 256 00:11:57,921 --> 00:11:59,253 Oh! Amazing! 257 00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:02,390 - I love meeting my fans. When is that? - Yeah. Right now. 258 00:12:02,392 --> 00:12:03,424 - It's right now? - Yeah. 259 00:12:03,426 --> 00:12:05,426 Right... Oh, hello... 260 00:12:05,428 --> 00:12:08,696 adorable fans who are here on date night. 261 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:11,866 Um, welcome to the set of Voltage . 262 00:12:11,868 --> 00:12:13,634 Does anybody have any questions? 263 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:15,937 Question one. 264 00:12:17,339 --> 00:12:20,007 In the comic books, Tess gets struck by lightning 265 00:12:20,009 --> 00:12:23,344 on a Thursday, but in the show, it's a Friday. 266 00:12:23,346 --> 00:12:24,512 Please explain. 267 00:12:25,948 --> 00:12:27,415 Ooh. Uh... 268 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,783 I don't really know the answer to that. 269 00:12:28,785 --> 00:12:31,018 Maybe because that's when football games happen? 270 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:32,520 Uh-huh... 271 00:12:32,522 --> 00:12:33,588 Question two. 272 00:12:34,957 --> 00:12:37,191 I really wanted to leave for date night, but... 273 00:12:37,193 --> 00:12:39,861 these were my fans, and I was their superhero, 274 00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:44,031 and Skyvolt was not gonna let Dr. Questions defeat her. 275 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:45,967 - Question 38. - Hm? 276 00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:50,138 In the comic books, your cape is 36 inches long. 277 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,774 In the show, it appears to be... 278 00:12:52,776 --> 00:12:54,041 38 inches. 279 00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,077 Please explain. 280 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,647 The camera adds two inches. 281 00:12:59,649 --> 00:13:00,782 Noted. 282 00:13:00,784 --> 00:13:03,785 Okay. Does anybody else have any questions? 283 00:13:03,787 --> 00:13:05,353 They don't. 284 00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:09,924 Question 39. 285 00:13:09,926 --> 00:13:11,159 (Phone rings) 286 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,660 Oh! Um, so sorry. 287 00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:14,702 Can you just give me one second? I'll be right back. 288 00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:19,834 Hey, Holden. 289 00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,602 Holden: It's date night! 290 00:13:21,604 --> 00:13:23,271 And I'm super excited! 291 00:13:23,273 --> 00:13:28,576 Um, I just... I have a thing with some fans and then I do still 292 00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:32,113 have to help Parker afterwards, but then after that, I am all yours. 293 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:34,282 Well, I mean, if it's easier, we could do something more low-key 294 00:13:34,284 --> 00:13:35,650 like pizza and a movie. 295 00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:37,618 You're so sweet. 296 00:13:37,620 --> 00:13:39,287 Um, but I... I don't know. 297 00:13:39,289 --> 00:13:41,823 I sort of feel like that's a better, like, second date, you know? 298 00:13:41,825 --> 00:13:43,906 And... and we've just been waiting so long for our 299 00:13:43,937 --> 00:13:46,057 first one, I don't want to ruin your amazing plans. 300 00:13:47,095 --> 00:13:48,830 We're still totally on for tonight. 301 00:13:48,832 --> 00:13:50,164 It just might have to be a little bit later. 302 00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,466 I'm so sorry. I'll talk to you soon. 303 00:13:52,468 --> 00:13:54,202 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 304 00:13:58,106 --> 00:14:00,775 Okay. 305 00:14:00,777 --> 00:14:01,843 Where were we? 306 00:14:01,845 --> 00:14:03,077 Question 39. 307 00:14:09,952 --> 00:14:12,854 Remember, sight isn't everything. 308 00:14:12,856 --> 00:14:17,558 You have to be able to smell, hear, and taste the other team. 309 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:20,294 Okay, I'm sorry. 310 00:14:20,296 --> 00:14:24,799 Coach Snodgrass, can we stop this nonsense and, like... 311 00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,534 play actual basketball? 312 00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,902 Oh. (Chuckles) 313 00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:30,304 Sounds to me like we have an insubordinate player 314 00:14:30,306 --> 00:14:32,607 who still has attitude problems. 315 00:14:34,343 --> 00:14:37,144 Well, it sounds to me like we have a coach 316 00:14:37,146 --> 00:14:39,180 who doesn't actually know how to play basketball. 317 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,248 (All gasp) 318 00:14:42,818 --> 00:14:44,919 Is that what you think? 319 00:14:44,921 --> 00:14:46,621 Children, clear the court. 320 00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:52,593 You and I, Miss Madison Rooney, are goin' one on one. 321 00:14:54,029 --> 00:14:55,329 Oh. 322 00:14:56,431 --> 00:14:57,732 It's on. 323 00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:07,074 Whew. Hi. Sorry I'm so late. 324 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,510 What happened to our table? 325 00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:11,746 Oh. Joey fixed it. 326 00:15:11,748 --> 00:15:13,180 Ugh. 327 00:15:13,182 --> 00:15:14,749 When are we gonna fix Joey? 328 00:15:17,052 --> 00:15:19,220 Let's, uh, let's get this art project done. 329 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:20,922 Thanks. I really appreciate it. 330 00:15:20,924 --> 00:15:23,891 Oh, and while I was waiting, I got inspired. 331 00:15:23,893 --> 00:15:26,227 I have a pretty great idea for my art project. 332 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,929 Ooh, yay! 333 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:30,231 So, what do you need the artiste to do, huh? 334 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:33,234 Watercolored flowers? Some decoupage? 335 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,557 Stick your arms in these buckets. 336 00:15:36,872 --> 00:15:38,139 Okay. 337 00:15:38,141 --> 00:15:40,074 Blagh. 338 00:15:40,076 --> 00:15:42,143 Really wish I could say this is the strangest thing 339 00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:44,378 that you've had me do, but it is so not. 340 00:15:45,614 --> 00:15:48,849 Yeah, we've had some good times, Liv. 341 00:15:52,387 --> 00:15:53,854 (Squish) 342 00:15:56,925 --> 00:16:02,129 So, this is incredibly unpleasant. 343 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:04,498 Just be patient. 344 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:07,902 Once these dry, I can use them as a mold to cast copies of your arms. 345 00:16:07,904 --> 00:16:09,570 Okay, well, how long until they're fully dry? 346 00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:11,172 I don't know. Probably five minutes. 347 00:16:11,174 --> 00:16:13,140 - Let me check the box. - Okay. 348 00:16:15,744 --> 00:16:19,246 Oh. "Five hours"? 349 00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:23,617 My bad. 350 00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,119 Five hours?! 351 00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:26,854 Parker, I have a date tonight! 352 00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:29,991 My advice, go big with the earrings 353 00:16:29,993 --> 00:16:32,593 so he doesn't notice the plaster on your arms. 354 00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:33,828 Parker! 355 00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:38,532 Ugh! 356 00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,034 Ugh. 357 00:16:41,703 --> 00:16:43,237 Ugh. 358 00:16:47,209 --> 00:16:48,576 (Squeak) 359 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:51,178 - (Thump) - Ooh! 360 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:52,546 (Thud) 361 00:16:52,548 --> 00:16:54,015 Oh! 362 00:16:55,350 --> 00:16:56,884 (Grunts, breathes heavily) 363 00:16:58,453 --> 00:16:59,487 (Squeak, thump) 364 00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,122 - Ooh! - (Thud) 365 00:17:02,491 --> 00:17:03,524 (Grunts) 366 00:17:03,526 --> 00:17:06,360 (Chuckles) 367 00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:11,198 (Grunts) 368 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:12,800 (Chuckles) 369 00:17:16,238 --> 00:17:18,372 Ooh! Okay. 370 00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:20,508 (Beep) 371 00:17:20,510 --> 00:17:22,343 Contacts. (Chuckles) 372 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,577 - (Beep) - Holden! 373 00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:26,347 - (Chuckles) - (Phone rings) 374 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,381 Holden: Hey, Liv! 375 00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:28,682 Clap your hands if you're ready 376 00:17:28,684 --> 00:17:30,618 for the best first date ever! (Chuckles) 377 00:17:34,389 --> 00:17:38,859 Yeah, so about that. Um... 378 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:41,962 Parker has encased me in plaster for the next five hours. 379 00:17:43,398 --> 00:17:45,066 I'm really sorry. 380 00:17:45,068 --> 00:17:47,835 Holden, I don't think I'm gonna be able to do this tonight. 381 00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:51,839 Please tell me you weren't, like, about to leave your house or something. 382 00:17:51,841 --> 00:17:53,674 No, not at all. 383 00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:58,345 Yeah, no. I was, um... wrapping up some homework. 384 00:17:58,347 --> 00:18:00,514 Um, we can do this later. 385 00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:01,582 Yeah. 386 00:18:03,118 --> 00:18:04,251 Yeah. 387 00:18:11,226 --> 00:18:12,593 (Snaps) 388 00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:14,295 (Snaps) 389 00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:16,897 (Snaps) 390 00:18:16,899 --> 00:18:19,200 Are you ready to do this? 391 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:28,709 Let's ball, Mad Dog. 392 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,154 (Whistle blows) 393 00:18:40,156 --> 00:18:41,489 Offensive foul. 394 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,491 Ball goes to Coach Snodgrass. 395 00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,159 - Ugh! - (Laughs) 396 00:18:45,161 --> 00:18:48,562 You just got pelvic bowled, young lady. 397 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:59,473 If I can smell you, I can stop you. 398 00:19:07,616 --> 00:19:09,617 I can't see, girls. 399 00:19:09,619 --> 00:19:11,519 Is she crying yet? 400 00:19:14,256 --> 00:19:16,824 Hey, no way you're getting past me. 401 00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,359 I don't have to. 402 00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:19,760 The ball does. 403 00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:22,496 I just smell my pits and turn away. 404 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:33,307 That's game. Coach Snodgrass wins. 405 00:19:33,309 --> 00:19:36,477 I'm flabbergasted, man. 406 00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,345 Wow. 407 00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:44,018 So, all of that stuff that I thought was so stupid... really works. 408 00:19:45,287 --> 00:19:47,321 I have no idea what to say to you right now. 409 00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:49,456 I do. 410 00:19:49,458 --> 00:19:51,859 Bam! What?! 411 00:19:56,898 --> 00:19:58,799 Hey, um... 412 00:20:00,835 --> 00:20:02,636 I'm sorry. 413 00:20:03,738 --> 00:20:09,176 I guess I'm just having a bit of a tough time adjusting to a new coach. 414 00:20:09,178 --> 00:20:10,744 Of course you are. 415 00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:12,513 Change is hard. 416 00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:13,981 Yeah. 417 00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:16,016 It is. 418 00:20:16,018 --> 00:20:21,989 Also, if we're being completely honest, I'm really, really missing my dad... 419 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,525 just 'cause he's kind of the only coach I have ever played for. 420 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:28,529 I hear you, Maddie... but I think you meant to say, 421 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:32,099 "The only coach that for whom I've ever played". 422 00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:37,938 Think about where the preposition goes while you give me ten laps. 423 00:20:40,242 --> 00:20:42,443 Thanks, Coach. 424 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,516 (Doorbell) 425 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:51,285 Coming! 426 00:20:51,287 --> 00:20:53,954 - (Doorbell) - I'm coming! 427 00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:56,624 - (Doorbell) - Coming! 428 00:20:56,626 --> 00:20:58,525 (Thump) 429 00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:02,963 You know what? Just... just come on in. Just... 430 00:21:05,367 --> 00:21:06,533 Holden! 431 00:21:06,535 --> 00:21:10,804 Wow! You're, um... really encased in plaster there, aren't ya? 432 00:21:10,806 --> 00:21:13,040 You know, for a second, I thought that 433 00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:15,609 you were coming up with a lot of weird ways to blow me off. 434 00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:18,812 Nope, this really is my life. 435 00:21:18,814 --> 00:21:20,614 But... but why are you here? 436 00:21:20,616 --> 00:21:22,116 And why do you have a pizza? 437 00:21:22,118 --> 00:21:23,817 I mean, I know it's not the fancy date 438 00:21:23,819 --> 00:21:26,587 that we had planned, but any time that I get 439 00:21:26,589 --> 00:21:28,830 to spend with you is the most special time I can imagine. 440 00:21:33,495 --> 00:21:34,595 - You're so... - (Thump) 441 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,330 - Oh! - Oh! I'm sorry! 442 00:21:36,332 --> 00:21:37,598 - Oh, I'm so sorry! - It's okay. 443 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,166 Oh, I'm so sorry. 444 00:21:39,168 --> 00:21:41,168 - I'll hug you in, like, two to three hours. - Okay. 445 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,569 - Okay. - Come on. 446 00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:43,971 - Okay. - Let's have our date. 447 00:21:43,973 --> 00:21:46,240 - Right. - May I take your plastery lump, my dear? 448 00:21:46,242 --> 00:21:47,274 - You may! - Okay. 449 00:21:47,276 --> 00:21:48,909 - All right, here we go. - Heavy, right? 450 00:21:48,911 --> 00:21:50,477 - Yep. It's not bad... - I'm not crazy. 451 00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:52,146 No. We're fine. We're good. All right. 452 00:21:52,148 --> 00:21:53,480 You're such a gentleman. 453 00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:56,650 There we go. 454 00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:58,285 - Thanks. - Good? 455 00:21:58,287 --> 00:21:59,687 - Yeah. - Okay. 456 00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:03,691 (Romantic music plays) 457 00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:11,165 This was totally worth the wait. 458 00:22:11,167 --> 00:22:13,500 Yeah. 459 00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:16,870 This is the best first-second date ever. 460 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:20,140 Yeah. 461 00:22:20,142 --> 00:22:21,408 It is. 462 00:22:24,846 --> 00:22:27,348 - Pepperoni? - Yes, please! 463 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:34,455 Parker, dinner's ready! 464 00:22:34,457 --> 00:22:35,689 Come to... 465 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,094 what's left of the table! 466 00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:45,966 But Mom, the table is totally level! Ha ha! 467 00:22:45,968 --> 00:22:48,001 You know, most boys would've just waited 468 00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:50,471 for their dad to come home, but no, not me. 469 00:22:50,473 --> 00:22:54,274 Oh, my special boy. 470 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:58,145 So, what's next, you know? 471 00:22:58,147 --> 00:23:00,047 - What else can Papa Joe-Joe fix? - Nothing! 472 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:04,551 I mean... you have worked so, so hard already. 473 00:23:05,854 --> 00:23:08,689 Mom, I got an A on my art project using Liv's arms! 474 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:11,358 Honey, that's great! What'd you make? 475 00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,428 Behold arm-rachnid! 476 00:23:20,668 --> 00:23:21,702 Oh. 477 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,537 Why's it got a picture of Liv on the front? 478 00:23:23,539 --> 00:23:25,939 Oh, because she wouldn't let me plaster her head. 479 00:23:28,777 --> 00:23:30,277 Coach Snodgrass: Bam! 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