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Hey, Voltage fans, it's Liv Rooney.

And Josh Wilcox.

And we are coming to you live on Gab-a-Scope

talking to the fans of Voltage, which will air right after this Q&A.

And I'm Willow.

I love Voltage!

Let's get to those questions.

Uh, first up, Mandy says, "Liv, you look so beautiful."

Oh! Thank you, Mandy.

Um, okay, so the next question is for Josh, and it's coming from Gracie.

She says, "Josh, what is your favorite thing about playing Garrison?"

I guess that people underestimate Garrison,

which means that he can surprise you.

And also, on stage, there are free waffles!

(Chuckles, sighs)

Uh, Liv, Sofia says, "Show us your shoes!"

Oops, caught me, Sof-Sof. I'm not wearing shoes.

Just my fuzzies.

Okay, one last question for Liv.

Uh, "Liv, I love your hair,"

"Liv, you're so pretty,"

"Liv, what are you wearing on the red carpet this week for the Fan Pick Awards?"

Hmm. Well, here's a hint.

I'm gonna be ditching my fuzzy slippers.

Thank you guys so much and keep watching Voltage!

Bye!

(Squeals)

I love talking to the fans.

Did you notice that Josh got asked about the show

and all you got was stuff about your looks?

Yeah.

I guess you're right.

Although now that I think about it, that kinda happens all the time.

Doesn't that bug you?

That is weird.

But I'm glad no one asked me about my shoes.

(Chuckles)

(Sighs)

(Theme music playing)

Better in stereo

B... b... better in stereo

- I'm up with the sunshine

- Let's go

- I lace up my high tops

- Oh no

Slam dunk, ready or not

Yeah, show me what you got

- I'm under the spotlight

- Holler

I dare you, come on and follow

You dance to your own beat

I'll sing the melody

When you say yea-ah-ah

I say no-oh-oh

When you say stop

All I want to do is go go go

You you, the other half of me me

The half I'll never be-e

The half that drives me crazy

You you, the better half of me me

The half I'll always need

But we both know

We're better in stereo

Rooney.

You and me have a problem.

You have an overdue library book.

What are you, like, the library cop? (Laughs)

(Laughs)

(Laughs)

As a matter of fact, I am the library cop.

Three years ago, you checked out

Dribble Queen: The Holly Bell Story.

Oh, yeah, I love that book, but I...

(Imitates Dump Truck) returned it.

Incorrect.

And it is out of print, thus rendering a new copy impossible to procure,

so either return the book or face repercussions.

Hmm.

Wow. I think...

yeah, I think I can live

with a black mark on my library return record.

Mm-hmm.

Then prepare to be repercussed.

Hey! Good morning, Mr. Dump Truck sir.

Allow me to return

Wizards: Don't Call it a Dunce Cap.

Whoa, hey, yo.

This spine is sticky.

What is this? Syrup?

Well... (Chuckles) there may or may not

have been pancakes in my backpack.

There were.

Damage like this is gonna cost you.

What?

No! Come on!

I'm saving up for tap shoes!

Perhaps I can do you a favor and look the other way.

- (Sigh of relief) - Of course...

I will expect you to return this favor

when called upon.

Well, don't see how a deal like that

with an upstanding guy like you could backfire.

Let's shake on it, buddy!

That hand syrup-free?

I cannot guarantee that.

I'm gonna pass.

Honey, when you're at the Fan Pick Awards,

just make a subtle gesture so I know you're thinking of me.

Something like a...

Now come on.

Let's get you on that plane.

Ooh, the red carpet awaits.

You must be so excited.

I am. I just...

Something's really been bugging me lately.

Oh. What's the matter, honey?

I just... I don't know.

I've been thinking how when I do these things,

you know, I get questions mostly about my appearance,

and male actors get questions about their work.

Oh. Yeah, that does seem to be the way it is.

Yeah. And I love fashion obviously,

but I also love my work, and I just kind of wish

that people would ask me about that.

If you want to change the questions,

you have to find a way to change conversation.

Wow. (Laughs)

Change the convo.

- Thanks. - (Chuckles)

You just dropped a mom bomb.

- Whoop! - (Laughs)

(Computer beeps)

Hey!

Okay, Mom, so I need my transcripts to apply

for basketball scholarships, right?

But the Ridgewood student portal will not release them,

and I'm gonna miss my deadline.

Can you fix it?

Well, lucky for you, Vice Principal Mom has security clearance.

So let's see. Put in my code...

- (Computer beeps) - Oh!

Yep, here's the problem.

Your transcripts are being held because a book called

Dribble Queen is overdue.

Dribble Queen?

I'm being repercussed.

Wait, Momma. I have literally no idea where this book is

and now it's gonna keep me out of college?

Oh...

Could you do something about it...

Vice Principal Mom?

Winkity, wink, wink, wink, wink.

- Oh. - Huh?

Madison Rooney, I am a vice principal, not a common criminal.

Rules are rules.

No go on the winkity, wink, wink?

What about the... the blinkity, blink, blink?

Okay.

Find the bookity, book, book, book.

Hey!

It's my new pal, Dump Truck.

(Laughs)

Let me just ditch my books in my locker,

then we can hit the cafeteria for some bro-rritos.

Okay.

Remember when I told you one day I'd need a favor?

Well, today is that day.

I'm storing certain items in your locker.

What sort of...

(Imitates Dump Truck) certain items?

I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

Please refrain from opening your locker until further notice.

Now scram, yous.

Oh!

Why are you carrying so many books?

Joey, you know I worry about your back.

Dump Truck's using my locker for something.

Uncle Martucci... we ain't gonna be hearing from Tony Slim Nose no more.

- I made sure of that with my meat cleaver. - (Both gasp)

And the pieces are stored in a secure location.

(Gasps)

Did you hear that?

No!

There was too much whimpering and fear going on in my head.

He's hiding a dead body in your locker!

Oh. Well, now the whimpering and fear is coming out!

(Whimpers)

Ugh! Where is it?!

Where is that book?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What are you doing right now?

I... I thought we were messing up the kitchen.

It seemed like fun.

No. I'm... I'm looking for this book (Scoffs)

and if I don't find it, basically my entire life is ruined.

What book?

Uh, Dribble Queen: The Holly Bell Story.

(Gasps)

- Why did you just gasp? - I didn't gasp.

Yeah, you did. You went... (Gasps)

Oh. That?

I always do that.

Tell me what you had for breakfast.

- Oatmeal. - (Gasps)

(Breathlessly) See?

Tell me what you know, because if I don't find that book,

I'm not gonna go to college, and then you are gonna

have to share a room with Joey... forever.

Okay! I know where the book is!

Yes! Where is it?

Down below.

It's in the Parker tunnels?

Why?

You need to see for yourself to fully grasp the sitchiation.

(Overlapping chatter)

(Excitedly) We're at the Fan Pick Awards!

We're at the Fan Pick Awards!

(Breathes heavily)

Okay, Josh. Be cool.

(Calmly) We're at the Fan Pick Awards.

I can't hold it in. We're at the Fan Pick Awards!

Whoo!

Liv Rooney!

Paula Porter, Celebrity News Now.

- Hi! - You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Josh Wilcox, why do you think the fans love Voltage so much?

I think Liv should answer that.

She's worked hard bringing SkyVolt to life.

Liv, I have been dying to ask you about your part!

And I am just dying to tell you!

What made you change the part in your hair from the side,

to the center, and back to the side?

There was something that I was going to change,

and it had nothing to do with my hair.

It was time to change the conversation.

Jacob Michaels: Liv Rooney! Over here!

Jacob Michaels from News Meets World.

Let's get a shot of that dress!

Oh. where you... Oh! Hello!

Hello. Hi. Hi.

Hi there. Hi.

Um, so, sorry, are you gonna pan down over Josh's body too or...

Oh, I... I hope not.

I'm not wearing matching socks.

- (Chuckles) - Or shoes.

You are biffing your first red carpet, Josh.

Maddie: Are we there yet?

We'll be there when I tell you we're there!

- Ugh! - Okay, we're there.

Welcome to Parker Hollow.

This is where I go to allow my mind to focus on my scientific research.

(Theme music plays)

And where I sometimes binge watch Linda and Heather.

Okay.

So let's just find my book and get back above ground.

Yeah, so about that...

Sick! There it is!

Wait!

That pillar is the main support beam for Parker Hollow.

Touch that book, and the tunnels will collapse.

And with them...

our house.

(Scoffs)

(Laughs)

Oh, that's really funny.

(Rumbling)

Oh...

Ah! What?

Dang it!

Like I said, it's a sitchiation.

Well, there's a rotting corpse in my locker!

What do I do?

What do I do?!

Joey, you have to tell the police.

Or at the very least, the janitor.

(Doorbell)

(Gasps)

It's Dump Truck! Act natural.

Oh! Okay, less natural.

Hey there, Mr. Dump Truck sir.

Joseph, I came to thank you for the use of your locker,

and to tell you that it will be vacated soon.

There's some business going down tonight.

The less you know, the better.

Thanks, buddy. (Laughs nervously)

That all sounds super normal and above board.

As is my way.

A pleasant evening.

Joey, he's moving the body tonight.

We can catch him red-handed!

Or... we could just wait 12 hours, and then it is not our problem anymore.

You said "our problem."

This murder is making us a couple!

Ugh, I cannot believe that

you used my library book to hold up the entire house!

My life is over.

Look, all we have to do is replace your book in the pillar

with another one that's the exact same size.

Got it! Mom's Thai cookbook.

Oh, yeah.

She's not gonna miss this.

She's been promising to make us pad Thai for, like, years.

- Back to the tunnels! - Yes!

Uh, this way, blondie.

There's a shortcut.

What?

No way. A brand new Parker tunnel?

Dude, no wonder you always win at hide-and-seek.

Who's ready to watch the Fan Pick Awards...

Oh.

Nobody here.

Guess I'm the only one who's down with the popular culture.

Please don't be a dead body, please don't be a dead body,

please don't be a dead body, please don't be a dead body.

- (Both gasp) - Joey: It's an arm!

It's the arm of Tony Slim Nose!

- I told you not to open your locker. - (Both gasp)

- (Both scream) - Shut your mouths!

Now open 'em back up to enjoy a piece

of my Uncle Martucci Truckberg's family salami.

Both: What?

We're going to kill Tony Slim Nose.

In a taste contest.

This whole thing was about salami?

Yeah.

What, you didn't think nothing nefarious was going on, did you?

Both: Us? No.

One question though.

Huh?

Why did you have to store the salami in my locker?

Because it's the last place Tony Slim Nose would look.

They clearly don't understand the cut-throat nature of the salami business.

(Snorts) Yeah. Let's go.

- Knuckleheads. - Tell me about it.

(Uncle Martucci laughs)

Thank you.

(Gasps) Liv Rooney! You're back in LA!

Kristen Bell!

- Hello! - Hi!

No way! No way!

No way!

I'm on the red carpet with Kristen Bell!

I'm talking to Kristen Bell!

(Laughs hysterically) Hi, Kristen Bell! I'm...

I'm Kristen Josh. I mean...

Hi.

- Hi. - You are blowing this, Josh!

He's cute. It's his first time?

Yeah. Wow, how could you tell?

You guys got past the microphone circus okay?

Yeah. I mean, sort of. Most of the questions were...

They're just variations of "Clothes!" "You wear clothes!"

"Why these clothes?" "Hair!"

(Both laugh)

Yes. Exactly.

Kristen Bell and Liv Rooney!

Two of my favorite blondes!

Quick question: Love your hair!

That's not a question.

All that I could think about were the girls watching me at home,

and it was so important to me that they hear me talk

about more than just my appearance.

Do you wanna do something about these dumb questions?

Are you saying we tackle these reporters,

grab their mics, head into the parking lot and bash their headlights in?

- Oh, I'm in then! - All right. Okay.

- Yes! - Okay, no, no.

- I'm in. - So... so dial it down.

- I don't know. That was a great plan. - You...

(Grunts)

Last time you were this worked up was after Serena and Venus Williams

beat us in that charity tennis match last summer, so...

- That ball was out. - No, it was not.

We've been over this, like, a million times.

- It was out. - They beat us six-love six-love.

I can't remember, but...

- Okay, focus! K-Bell! - I think it was out.

K-Bell... we are changing the conversation.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- All right. - Yeah.

You start. I will back you up.

Okay.

- Liv Rooney. - Liv: Yeah?

You are the prettiest superhero on TV.

Talk about that.

Um, actually, I would like to talk about something more.

Um... not one reporter has asked me, you know...

how I feel about playing a superhero, or how I do the stunts,

or what heroes inspired me.

You guys have only asked me about my dress and my hair.

Boom!

- Busted, Jacob Michaels. - Busted.

Hey, Liv Rooney just played you.

- Let's talk about that. - Uh... (Laughs nervously)

Well, she's America's sweetheart, all right?

Those are the questions that our audience expects.

Or is it what they're told to expect

by a group of people who don't think to dig a little deeper?

Whoo! You are on fire right now, K-Bell!

Thank you, L-Roon.

Yeah, and... and also... I mean, don't we have an obligation to encourage

our fans to expect more?

I love fashion, but that is not the only thing

that women in show business care about, you know?

I mean, ask us more.

Drop that knowledge, Liv.

Yeah. And... and girls, you are you,

and you are so much more than just your appearance.

- I think that's it. - Okay.

- Oh wait! No! - Oh.

Hi, Mom!

What was that?

That's just how I say hi to my momma.

Do you... can I... can I borrow that?

- I mean, like, yeah. - Okay. Hey.

Hey, kids!

Okay, when the Parker-tronic hydraulic pogo lift triggers,

it'll take the stress off the pillar for two seconds.

That's when you swap the books.

(Breathes deeply) I got this.

You can do this, Mad Dog.

It's a lot of pressure, but you thrive on that.

Yeah, I do.

Just think about swapping the books.

Not about how if you fail, it'll destroy our home

and suck us into the Earth for a certain, painful death.

Okay, Parker!

Hey! Parker, where are you?!

Parker: Rooting for you to succeed...

from a secure location.

Good luck, sis.

(Walkie talkie buzzes)

(Parker-tronic buzzes)

(Rumbling)

Ah! Oh!

(Gasps)

Oh, I did it!

I got the book!

I knew we could do it, Maddie!

Hey, guys! So we are on the set of Voltage,

and we have a few minutes to answer some questions, so fire away!

Um, this one's from Elisa.

"Liv, I loved what you said at the Fan Pick Awards.

"Girls are more than just their appearance.

What is the biggest risk you've taken?"

Wow! Um... great question.

I told her that my biggest risk, um, was leaving home to follow my dreams

of becoming an actress, and then they asked me

about who my role models were, and which charities I support.

(Chuckles)

Look at us.

We just changed the conversation a little bit.

(Chuckles)

Here's another one. "Liv, what accomplishment are you most proud of?"

Um... well, right now, it's kind of the fact that that is

the question that you just chose to ask.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Hey, has anyone out there changed the conversation?

And if so, reach out and let us know how it made a difference in your life.

Yeah, L-Roon would love to see that.

Yeah... it's really only K-Bell who gets to call me L-Roon.

Biffed it again, Josh!

All right!

Here.

Dribble Queen.

Now will you please release my transcripts

so that I can go to college and live the life that I was born to live?

Everything seems to be in order.

- (Tablet beeps) - I have restored your once sullied name.

But I'm watching you.

Sick!

All right, now all I need is my birth certificate

and my college applications will be complete.

Not a problem, I know exactly where that is.

You see, I keep everyone's important papers in my Thai cookbook.

Your Thai cookbook?

In her Thai cookbook.

(Intense music plays)

Parker: It's a sitchiation.

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