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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,372 --> 00:00:04,506 Hey, Voltage fans, it's Liv Rooney. 3 00:00:04,508 --> 00:00:05,540 And Josh Wilcox. 4 00:00:05,542 --> 00:00:07,843 And we are coming to you live on Gab-a-Scope 5 00:00:07,845 --> 00:00:11,313 talking to the fans of Voltage, which will air right after this Q&A. 6 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:13,348 And I'm Willow. 7 00:00:14,484 --> 00:00:15,784 I love Voltage! 8 00:00:18,221 --> 00:00:19,806 Let's get to those questions. 9 00:00:19,837 --> 00:00:23,358 Uh, first up, Mandy says, "Liv, you look so beautiful." 10 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,328 Oh! Thank you, Mandy. 11 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:31,400 Um, okay, so the next question is for Josh, and it's coming from Gracie. 12 00:00:31,402 --> 00:00:34,870 She says, "Josh, what is your favorite thing about playing Garrison?" 13 00:00:34,872 --> 00:00:37,706 I guess that people underestimate Garrison, 14 00:00:37,708 --> 00:00:39,674 which means that he can surprise you. 15 00:00:39,676 --> 00:00:42,878 And also, on stage, there are free waffles! 16 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,147 (Chuckles, sighs) 17 00:00:45,149 --> 00:00:48,216 Uh, Liv, Sofia says, "Show us your shoes!" 18 00:00:48,218 --> 00:00:51,186 Oops, caught me, Sof-Sof. I'm not wearing shoes. 19 00:00:51,188 --> 00:00:52,754 Just my fuzzies. 20 00:00:54,991 --> 00:00:56,758 Okay, one last question for Liv. 21 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,226 Uh, "Liv, I love your hair," 22 00:00:58,228 --> 00:01:00,562 "Liv, you're so pretty," 23 00:01:00,564 --> 00:01:03,098 "Liv, what are you wearing on the red carpet this week for the Fan Pick Awards?" 24 00:01:03,100 --> 00:01:04,566 Hmm. Well, here's a hint. 25 00:01:04,568 --> 00:01:06,601 I'm gonna be ditching my fuzzy slippers. 26 00:01:08,037 --> 00:01:10,939 Thank you guys so much and keep watching Voltage! 27 00:01:10,941 --> 00:01:12,307 Bye! 28 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:14,843 (Squeals) 29 00:01:14,845 --> 00:01:17,179 I love talking to the fans. 30 00:01:17,181 --> 00:01:19,748 Did you notice that Josh got asked about the show 31 00:01:19,750 --> 00:01:22,350 and all you got was stuff about your looks? 32 00:01:22,352 --> 00:01:24,119 Yeah. 33 00:01:24,121 --> 00:01:25,954 I guess you're right. 34 00:01:25,956 --> 00:01:28,957 Although now that I think about it, that kinda happens all the time. 35 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:30,525 Doesn't that bug you? 36 00:01:31,928 --> 00:01:33,061 That is weird. 37 00:01:33,063 --> 00:01:35,297 But I'm glad no one asked me about my shoes. 38 00:01:35,299 --> 00:01:36,531 (Chuckles) 39 00:01:36,533 --> 00:01:37,699 (Sighs) 40 00:01:39,735 --> 00:01:41,770 (Theme music playing) 41 00:01:41,772 --> 00:01:43,238 Better in stereo 42 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,307 B... b... better in stereo 43 00:01:45,309 --> 00:01:47,375 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 44 00:01:47,377 --> 00:01:49,878 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 45 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,646 Slam dunk, ready or not 46 00:01:51,648 --> 00:01:53,381 Yeah, show me what you got 47 00:01:53,383 --> 00:01:55,884 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 48 00:01:55,886 --> 00:01:57,886 I dare you, come on and follow 49 00:01:57,888 --> 00:02:00,489 You dance to your own beat 50 00:02:00,491 --> 00:02:02,491 I'll sing the melody 51 00:02:02,493 --> 00:02:04,893 When you say yea-ah-ah 52 00:02:04,895 --> 00:02:06,728 I say no-oh-oh 53 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:09,064 When you say stop 54 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:11,433 All I want to do is go go go 55 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,436 You you, the other half of me me 56 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,438 The half I'll never be-e 57 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,275 The half that drives me crazy 58 00:02:20,277 --> 00:02:23,311 You you, the better half of me me 59 00:02:23,313 --> 00:02:25,647 The half I'll always need 60 00:02:25,649 --> 00:02:27,249 But we both know 61 00:02:27,251 --> 00:02:29,484 We're better in stereo 62 00:02:35,324 --> 00:02:36,591 Rooney. 63 00:02:38,127 --> 00:02:40,529 You and me have a problem. 64 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:42,631 You have an overdue library book. 65 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:46,501 What are you, like, the library cop? (Laughs) 66 00:02:46,503 --> 00:02:47,702 (Laughs) 67 00:02:47,704 --> 00:02:48,803 (Laughs) 68 00:02:48,805 --> 00:02:51,072 As a matter of fact, I am the library cop. 69 00:02:54,143 --> 00:02:56,044 Three years ago, you checked out 70 00:02:56,046 --> 00:02:58,380 Dribble Queen: The Holly Bell Story. 71 00:02:58,382 --> 00:03:01,016 Oh, yeah, I love that book, but I... 72 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:02,417 (Imitates Dump Truck) returned it. 73 00:03:03,553 --> 00:03:04,619 Incorrect. 74 00:03:06,489 --> 00:03:10,225 And it is out of print, thus rendering a new copy impossible to procure, 75 00:03:10,227 --> 00:03:13,862 so either return the book or face repercussions. 76 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:15,397 Hmm. 77 00:03:15,399 --> 00:03:17,732 Wow. I think... 78 00:03:17,734 --> 00:03:19,801 yeah, I think I can live 79 00:03:19,803 --> 00:03:22,704 with a black mark on my library return record. 80 00:03:22,706 --> 00:03:24,372 Mm-hmm. 81 00:03:24,374 --> 00:03:25,874 Then prepare to be repercussed. 82 00:03:28,244 --> 00:03:31,580 Hey! Good morning, Mr. Dump Truck sir. 83 00:03:31,582 --> 00:03:32,881 Allow me to return 84 00:03:32,883 --> 00:03:35,217 Wizards: Don't Call it a Dunce Cap. 85 00:03:36,852 --> 00:03:38,753 Whoa, hey, yo. 86 00:03:38,755 --> 00:03:40,422 This spine is sticky. 87 00:03:40,424 --> 00:03:42,257 What is this? Syrup? 88 00:03:45,361 --> 00:03:47,562 Well... (Chuckles) there may or may not 89 00:03:47,564 --> 00:03:49,598 have been pancakes in my backpack. 90 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,665 There were. 91 00:03:52,401 --> 00:03:54,269 Damage like this is gonna cost you. 92 00:03:54,271 --> 00:03:55,403 What? 93 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:56,504 No! Come on! 94 00:03:56,506 --> 00:03:58,406 I'm saving up for tap shoes! 95 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:03,612 Perhaps I can do you a favor and look the other way. 96 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:05,213 - (Sigh of relief) - Of course... 97 00:04:05,215 --> 00:04:07,549 I will expect you to return this favor 98 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,050 when called upon. 99 00:04:09,052 --> 00:04:11,553 Well, don't see how a deal like that 100 00:04:11,555 --> 00:04:14,256 with an upstanding guy like you could backfire. 101 00:04:14,258 --> 00:04:15,357 Let's shake on it, buddy! 102 00:04:16,525 --> 00:04:17,759 That hand syrup-free? 103 00:04:19,061 --> 00:04:20,428 I cannot guarantee that. 104 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:21,997 I'm gonna pass. 105 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:31,973 Honey, when you're at the Fan Pick Awards, 106 00:04:31,975 --> 00:04:34,743 just make a subtle gesture so I know you're thinking of me. 107 00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:36,177 Something like a... 108 00:04:40,616 --> 00:04:41,549 Now come on. 109 00:04:41,551 --> 00:04:43,551 Let's get you on that plane. 110 00:04:43,553 --> 00:04:45,553 Ooh, the red carpet awaits. 111 00:04:45,555 --> 00:04:47,055 You must be so excited. 112 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:48,556 I am. I just... 113 00:04:48,558 --> 00:04:50,992 Something's really been bugging me lately. 114 00:04:50,994 --> 00:04:52,427 Oh. What's the matter, honey? 115 00:04:52,429 --> 00:04:54,262 I just... I don't know. 116 00:04:54,264 --> 00:04:56,598 I've been thinking how when I do these things, 117 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,467 you know, I get questions mostly about my appearance, 118 00:04:59,469 --> 00:05:03,471 and male actors get questions about their work. 119 00:05:03,473 --> 00:05:06,675 Oh. Yeah, that does seem to be the way it is. 120 00:05:06,677 --> 00:05:09,678 Yeah. And I love fashion obviously, 121 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:12,280 but I also love my work, and I just kind of wish 122 00:05:12,282 --> 00:05:14,015 that people would ask me about that. 123 00:05:14,017 --> 00:05:16,951 If you want to change the questions, 124 00:05:16,953 --> 00:05:20,121 you have to find a way to change conversation. 125 00:05:20,123 --> 00:05:22,357 Wow. (Laughs) 126 00:05:22,359 --> 00:05:24,092 Change the convo. 127 00:05:24,094 --> 00:05:25,760 - Thanks. - (Chuckles) 128 00:05:25,762 --> 00:05:27,429 You just dropped a mom bomb. 129 00:05:27,431 --> 00:05:28,596 - Whoop! - (Laughs) 130 00:05:32,301 --> 00:05:33,868 (Computer beeps) 131 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:35,003 Hey! 132 00:05:35,005 --> 00:05:37,872 Okay, Mom, so I need my transcripts to apply 133 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:39,607 for basketball scholarships, right? 134 00:05:39,609 --> 00:05:42,477 But the Ridgewood student portal will not release them, 135 00:05:42,479 --> 00:05:44,112 and I'm gonna miss my deadline. 136 00:05:44,114 --> 00:05:45,347 Can you fix it? 137 00:05:45,349 --> 00:05:49,517 Well, lucky for you, Vice Principal Mom has security clearance. 138 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:52,520 So let's see. Put in my code... 139 00:05:52,522 --> 00:05:53,955 - (Computer beeps) - Oh! 140 00:05:53,957 --> 00:05:55,223 Yep, here's the problem. 141 00:05:55,225 --> 00:05:57,692 Your transcripts are being held because a book called 142 00:05:57,694 --> 00:05:59,494 Dribble Queen is overdue. 143 00:05:59,496 --> 00:06:01,329 Dribble Queen? 144 00:06:01,331 --> 00:06:02,764 I'm being repercussed. 145 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:07,168 Wait, Momma. I have literally no idea where this book is 146 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:08,703 and now it's gonna keep me out of college? 147 00:06:08,705 --> 00:06:11,506 Oh... 148 00:06:11,508 --> 00:06:13,641 Could you do something about it... 149 00:06:13,643 --> 00:06:15,410 Vice Principal Mom? 150 00:06:15,412 --> 00:06:16,544 Winkity, wink, wink, wink, wink. 151 00:06:16,546 --> 00:06:18,012 - Oh. - Huh? 152 00:06:18,014 --> 00:06:22,183 Madison Rooney, I am a vice principal, not a common criminal. 153 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:23,818 Rules are rules. 154 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:25,687 No go on the winkity, wink, wink? 155 00:06:25,689 --> 00:06:28,923 What about the... the blinkity, blink, blink? 156 00:06:28,925 --> 00:06:31,092 Okay. 157 00:06:31,094 --> 00:06:33,395 Find the bookity, book, book, book. 158 00:06:39,168 --> 00:06:40,368 Hey! 159 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:42,170 It's my new pal, Dump Truck. 160 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:43,238 (Laughs) 161 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,173 Let me just ditch my books in my locker, 162 00:06:45,175 --> 00:06:48,076 then we can hit the cafeteria for some bro-rritos. 163 00:06:48,078 --> 00:06:50,111 Okay. 164 00:06:50,113 --> 00:06:53,581 Remember when I told you one day I'd need a favor? 165 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:55,417 Well, today is that day. 166 00:06:57,753 --> 00:07:00,188 I'm storing certain items in your locker. 167 00:07:00,190 --> 00:07:01,756 What sort of... 168 00:07:01,758 --> 00:07:03,198 (Imitates Dump Truck) certain items? 169 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,161 I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 170 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:11,132 Please refrain from opening your locker until further notice. 171 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:12,901 Now scram, yous. 172 00:07:12,903 --> 00:07:14,335 Oh! 173 00:07:16,238 --> 00:07:18,106 Why are you carrying so many books? 174 00:07:18,108 --> 00:07:20,642 Joey, you know I worry about your back. 175 00:07:22,311 --> 00:07:25,079 Dump Truck's using my locker for something. 176 00:07:25,081 --> 00:07:30,251 Uncle Martucci... we ain't gonna be hearing from Tony Slim Nose no more. 177 00:07:30,253 --> 00:07:33,288 - I made sure of that with my meat cleaver. - (Both gasp) 178 00:07:34,790 --> 00:07:37,058 And the pieces are stored in a secure location. 179 00:07:38,627 --> 00:07:40,128 (Gasps) 180 00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:43,631 Did you hear that? 181 00:07:43,633 --> 00:07:44,799 No! 182 00:07:46,268 --> 00:07:48,803 There was too much whimpering and fear going on in my head. 183 00:07:49,905 --> 00:07:52,907 He's hiding a dead body in your locker! 184 00:07:52,909 --> 00:07:56,277 Oh. Well, now the whimpering and fear is coming out! 185 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:57,846 (Whimpers) 186 00:08:04,687 --> 00:08:06,788 Ugh! Where is it?! 187 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:08,690 Where is that book? 188 00:08:12,795 --> 00:08:14,062 Yeah! 189 00:08:16,665 --> 00:08:17,832 Yeah! 190 00:08:19,668 --> 00:08:22,670 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 191 00:08:22,672 --> 00:08:23,805 What are you doing right now? 192 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:27,275 I... I thought we were messing up the kitchen. 193 00:08:29,712 --> 00:08:31,579 It seemed like fun. 194 00:08:33,616 --> 00:08:35,984 No. I'm... I'm looking for this book (Scoffs) 195 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:40,522 and if I don't find it, basically my entire life is ruined. 196 00:08:40,524 --> 00:08:41,856 What book? 197 00:08:41,858 --> 00:08:44,192 Uh, Dribble Queen: The Holly Bell Story. 198 00:08:44,194 --> 00:08:45,460 (Gasps) 199 00:08:47,897 --> 00:08:49,564 - Why did you just gasp? - I didn't gasp. 200 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:51,666 Yeah, you did. You went... (Gasps) 201 00:08:51,668 --> 00:08:53,902 Oh. That? 202 00:08:53,904 --> 00:08:55,236 I always do that. 203 00:08:55,238 --> 00:08:56,538 Tell me what you had for breakfast. 204 00:08:56,540 --> 00:08:58,873 - Oatmeal. - (Gasps) 205 00:08:58,875 --> 00:09:00,241 (Breathlessly) See? 206 00:09:03,178 --> 00:09:07,015 Tell me what you know, because if I don't find that book, 207 00:09:07,017 --> 00:09:10,351 I'm not gonna go to college, and then you are gonna 208 00:09:10,353 --> 00:09:13,755 have to share a room with Joey... forever. 209 00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:14,856 Okay! I know where the book is! 210 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:17,392 Yes! Where is it? 211 00:09:20,496 --> 00:09:22,230 Down below. 212 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,502 It's in the Parker tunnels? 213 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:28,536 Why? 214 00:09:28,538 --> 00:09:32,774 You need to see for yourself to fully grasp the sitchiation. 215 00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:42,650 (Overlapping chatter) 216 00:09:47,189 --> 00:09:49,057 (Excitedly) We're at the Fan Pick Awards! 217 00:09:49,059 --> 00:09:50,925 We're at the Fan Pick Awards! 218 00:09:50,927 --> 00:09:52,193 (Breathes heavily) 219 00:09:52,195 --> 00:09:53,895 Okay, Josh. Be cool. 220 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,630 (Calmly) We're at the Fan Pick Awards. 221 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,800 I can't hold it in. We're at the Fan Pick Awards! 222 00:09:58,802 --> 00:10:01,736 Whoo! 223 00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:02,770 Liv Rooney! 224 00:10:02,772 --> 00:10:04,572 Paula Porter, Celebrity News Now. 225 00:10:04,574 --> 00:10:07,108 - Hi! - You look beautiful. 226 00:10:07,110 --> 00:10:08,910 Thank you. 227 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:13,147 Josh Wilcox, why do you think the fans love Voltage so much? 228 00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:17,385 I think Liv should answer that. 229 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:19,587 She's worked hard bringing SkyVolt to life. 230 00:10:19,589 --> 00:10:22,724 Liv, I have been dying to ask you about your part! 231 00:10:22,726 --> 00:10:24,659 And I am just dying to tell you! 232 00:10:24,661 --> 00:10:28,997 What made you change the part in your hair from the side, 233 00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:30,965 to the center, and back to the side? 234 00:10:33,302 --> 00:10:35,937 There was something that I was going to change, 235 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:38,139 and it had nothing to do with my hair. 236 00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:40,675 It was time to change the conversation. 237 00:10:40,677 --> 00:10:42,010 Jacob Michaels: Liv Rooney! Over here! 238 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:43,911 Jacob Michaels from News Meets World. 239 00:10:43,913 --> 00:10:45,580 Let's get a shot of that dress! 240 00:10:45,582 --> 00:10:47,582 Oh. where you... Oh! Hello! 241 00:10:47,584 --> 00:10:50,284 Hello. Hi. Hi. 242 00:10:50,286 --> 00:10:51,919 Hi there. Hi. 243 00:10:53,155 --> 00:10:56,524 Um, so, sorry, are you gonna pan down over Josh's body too or... 244 00:10:56,526 --> 00:10:57,825 Oh, I... I hope not. 245 00:10:57,827 --> 00:10:59,160 I'm not wearing matching socks. 246 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:01,929 - (Chuckles) - Or shoes. 247 00:11:01,931 --> 00:11:04,999 You are biffing your first red carpet, Josh. 248 00:11:08,971 --> 00:11:10,304 Maddie: Are we there yet? 249 00:11:10,306 --> 00:11:12,840 We'll be there when I tell you we're there! 250 00:11:12,842 --> 00:11:14,776 - Ugh! - Okay, we're there. 251 00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:20,848 Welcome to Parker Hollow. 252 00:11:22,284 --> 00:11:26,254 This is where I go to allow my mind to focus on my scientific research. 253 00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:30,925 (Theme music plays) 254 00:11:34,630 --> 00:11:37,765 And where I sometimes binge watch Linda and Heather. 255 00:11:40,469 --> 00:11:41,803 Okay. 256 00:11:41,805 --> 00:11:44,906 So let's just find my book and get back above ground. 257 00:11:44,908 --> 00:11:48,543 Yeah, so about that... 258 00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:51,979 Sick! There it is! 259 00:11:51,981 --> 00:11:53,381 Wait! 260 00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:56,084 That pillar is the main support beam for Parker Hollow. 261 00:11:56,086 --> 00:11:58,720 Touch that book, and the tunnels will collapse. 262 00:11:58,722 --> 00:11:59,821 And with them... 263 00:11:59,823 --> 00:12:01,723 our house. 264 00:12:01,725 --> 00:12:03,758 (Scoffs) 265 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,093 (Laughs) 266 00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:07,495 Oh, that's really funny. 267 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:10,932 (Rumbling) 268 00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,267 Oh... 269 00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,003 Ah! What? 270 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,505 Dang it! 271 00:12:26,215 --> 00:12:28,983 Like I said, it's a sitchiation. 272 00:12:33,422 --> 00:12:36,924 Well, there's a rotting corpse in my locker! 273 00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:38,559 What do I do? 274 00:12:38,561 --> 00:12:40,528 What do I do?! 275 00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:42,029 Joey, you have to tell the police. 276 00:12:42,031 --> 00:12:43,898 Or at the very least, the janitor. 277 00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:45,633 (Doorbell) 278 00:12:48,036 --> 00:12:49,103 (Gasps) 279 00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:51,139 It's Dump Truck! Act natural. 280 00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:54,142 Oh! Okay, less natural. 281 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,882 Hey there, Mr. Dump Truck sir. 282 00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:05,653 Joseph, I came to thank you for the use of your locker, 283 00:13:05,655 --> 00:13:07,955 and to tell you that it will be vacated soon. 284 00:13:07,957 --> 00:13:10,725 There's some business going down tonight. 285 00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:13,795 The less you know, the better. 286 00:13:13,797 --> 00:13:15,630 Thanks, buddy. (Laughs nervously) 287 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:18,699 That all sounds super normal and above board. 288 00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:22,069 As is my way. 289 00:13:22,071 --> 00:13:23,971 A pleasant evening. 290 00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:31,179 Joey, he's moving the body tonight. 291 00:13:31,181 --> 00:13:32,780 We can catch him red-handed! 292 00:13:32,782 --> 00:13:38,753 Or... we could just wait 12 hours, and then it is not our problem anymore. 293 00:13:40,656 --> 00:13:43,090 You said "our problem." 294 00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:45,560 This murder is making us a couple! 295 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:51,032 Ugh, I cannot believe that 296 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:54,035 you used my library book to hold up the entire house! 297 00:13:54,037 --> 00:13:54,764 My life is over. 298 00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:57,672 Look, all we have to do is replace your book in the pillar 299 00:13:57,674 --> 00:13:59,841 with another one that's the exact same size. 300 00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:05,479 Got it! Mom's Thai cookbook. 301 00:14:05,481 --> 00:14:07,181 Oh, yeah. 302 00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,716 She's not gonna miss this. 303 00:14:08,718 --> 00:14:10,785 She's been promising to make us pad Thai for, like, years. 304 00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:12,553 - Back to the tunnels! - Yes! 305 00:14:13,856 --> 00:14:15,189 Uh, this way, blondie. 306 00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:17,225 There's a shortcut. 307 00:14:20,162 --> 00:14:22,096 What? 308 00:14:23,832 --> 00:14:26,133 No way. A brand new Parker tunnel? 309 00:14:26,135 --> 00:14:29,103 Dude, no wonder you always win at hide-and-seek. 310 00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:36,744 Who's ready to watch the Fan Pick Awards... 311 00:14:36,746 --> 00:14:38,045 Oh. 312 00:14:38,047 --> 00:14:39,981 Nobody here. 313 00:14:39,983 --> 00:14:43,251 Guess I'm the only one who's down with the popular culture. 314 00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:48,656 Please don't be a dead body, please don't be a dead body, 315 00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:50,691 please don't be a dead body, please don't be a dead body. 316 00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:52,226 - (Both gasp) - Joey: It's an arm! 317 00:14:52,228 --> 00:14:54,095 It's the arm of Tony Slim Nose! 318 00:14:56,832 --> 00:14:59,166 - I told you not to open your locker. - (Both gasp) 319 00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:04,138 - (Both scream) - Shut your mouths! 320 00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:10,878 Now open 'em back up to enjoy a piece 321 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,248 of my Uncle Martucci Truckberg's family salami. 322 00:15:16,852 --> 00:15:18,252 Both: What? 323 00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:21,255 We're going to kill Tony Slim Nose. 324 00:15:22,858 --> 00:15:24,158 In a taste contest. 325 00:15:27,596 --> 00:15:30,231 This whole thing was about salami? 326 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,766 Yeah. 327 00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:36,270 What, you didn't think nothing nefarious was going on, did you? 328 00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:38,806 Both: Us? No. 329 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,144 One question though. 330 00:15:43,146 --> 00:15:44,245 Huh? 331 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,948 Why did you have to store the salami in my locker? 332 00:15:46,950 --> 00:15:49,884 Because it's the last place Tony Slim Nose would look. 333 00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:53,721 They clearly don't understand the cut-throat nature of the salami business. 334 00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,790 (Snorts) Yeah. Let's go. 335 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,558 - Knuckleheads. - Tell me about it. 336 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,226 (Uncle Martucci laughs) 337 00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:06,133 Thank you. 338 00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:10,771 (Gasps) Liv Rooney! You're back in LA! 339 00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:11,973 Kristen Bell! 340 00:16:11,975 --> 00:16:13,207 - Hello! - Hi! 341 00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:15,509 No way! No way! 342 00:16:15,511 --> 00:16:16,677 No way! 343 00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:18,913 I'm on the red carpet with Kristen Bell! 344 00:16:18,915 --> 00:16:20,614 I'm talking to Kristen Bell! 345 00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,616 (Laughs hysterically) Hi, Kristen Bell! I'm... 346 00:16:22,618 --> 00:16:23,918 I'm Kristen Josh. I mean... 347 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:27,021 Hi. 348 00:16:27,023 --> 00:16:28,889 - Hi. - You are blowing this, Josh! 349 00:16:30,325 --> 00:16:32,159 He's cute. It's his first time? 350 00:16:32,161 --> 00:16:34,095 Yeah. Wow, how could you tell? 351 00:16:34,097 --> 00:16:37,098 You guys got past the microphone circus okay? 352 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:39,700 Yeah. I mean, sort of. Most of the questions were... 353 00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:43,004 They're just variations of "Clothes!" "You wear clothes!" 354 00:16:43,006 --> 00:16:44,772 "Why these clothes?" "Hair!" 355 00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:46,207 (Both laugh) 356 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:47,174 Yes. Exactly. 357 00:16:47,176 --> 00:16:50,011 Kristen Bell and Liv Rooney! 358 00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:51,946 Two of my favorite blondes! 359 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,115 Quick question: Love your hair! 360 00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:59,720 That's not a question. 361 00:17:01,123 --> 00:17:03,724 All that I could think about were the girls watching me at home, 362 00:17:03,726 --> 00:17:06,327 and it was so important to me that they hear me talk 363 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,129 about more than just my appearance. 364 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,400 Do you wanna do something about these dumb questions? 365 00:17:14,403 --> 00:17:16,203 Are you saying we tackle these reporters, 366 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:18,973 grab their mics, head into the parking lot and bash their headlights in? 367 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:22,343 - Oh, I'm in then! - All right. Okay. 368 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,811 - Yes! - Okay, no, no. 369 00:17:23,813 --> 00:17:25,346 - I'm in. - So... so dial it down. 370 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,548 - I don't know. That was a great plan. - You... 371 00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:30,384 (Grunts) 372 00:17:30,386 --> 00:17:33,320 Last time you were this worked up was after Serena and Venus Williams 373 00:17:33,322 --> 00:17:36,490 beat us in that charity tennis match last summer, so... 374 00:17:36,492 --> 00:17:39,226 - That ball was out. - No, it was not. 375 00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:41,729 We've been over this, like, a million times. 376 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,330 - It was out. - They beat us six-love six-love. 377 00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:44,732 I can't remember, but... 378 00:17:44,734 --> 00:17:46,233 - Okay, focus! K-Bell! - I think it was out. 379 00:17:46,235 --> 00:17:49,670 K-Bell... we are changing the conversation. 380 00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:51,405 - Okay. - Yeah. 381 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:52,840 - All right. - Yeah. 382 00:17:52,842 --> 00:17:54,675 You start. I will back you up. 383 00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:56,010 Okay. 384 00:17:56,012 --> 00:17:57,445 - Liv Rooney. - Liv: Yeah? 385 00:17:57,447 --> 00:17:59,547 You are the prettiest superhero on TV. 386 00:17:59,549 --> 00:18:00,915 Talk about that. 387 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:05,853 Um, actually, I would like to talk about something more. 388 00:18:05,855 --> 00:18:10,257 Um... not one reporter has asked me, you know... 389 00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:13,594 how I feel about playing a superhero, or how I do the stunts, 390 00:18:13,596 --> 00:18:15,596 or what heroes inspired me. 391 00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:19,266 You guys have only asked me about my dress and my hair. 392 00:18:19,268 --> 00:18:20,468 Boom! 393 00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,269 - Busted, Jacob Michaels. - Busted. 394 00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:25,306 Hey, Liv Rooney just played you. 395 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,475 - Let's talk about that. - Uh... (Laughs nervously) 396 00:18:27,477 --> 00:18:30,411 Well, she's America's sweetheart, all right? 397 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,948 Those are the questions that our audience expects. 398 00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:36,584 Or is it what they're told to expect 399 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:39,920 by a group of people who don't think to dig a little deeper? 400 00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:43,157 Whoo! You are on fire right now, K-Bell! 401 00:18:43,159 --> 00:18:46,060 Thank you, L-Roon. 402 00:18:46,062 --> 00:18:50,931 Yeah, and... and also... I mean, don't we have an obligation to encourage 403 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,967 our fans to expect more? 404 00:18:52,969 --> 00:18:56,303 I love fashion, but that is not the only thing 405 00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,472 that women in show business care about, you know? 406 00:18:58,474 --> 00:18:59,940 I mean, ask us more. 407 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:02,143 Drop that knowledge, Liv. 408 00:19:04,179 --> 00:19:07,615 Yeah. And... and girls, you are you, 409 00:19:07,617 --> 00:19:11,752 and you are so much more than just your appearance. 410 00:19:11,754 --> 00:19:14,155 - I think that's it. - Okay. 411 00:19:14,157 --> 00:19:15,422 - Oh wait! No! - Oh. 412 00:19:15,424 --> 00:19:16,924 Hi, Mom! 413 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:21,862 What was that? 414 00:19:21,864 --> 00:19:23,697 That's just how I say hi to my momma. 415 00:19:23,699 --> 00:19:25,032 Do you... can I... can I borrow that? 416 00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:27,001 - I mean, like, yeah. - Okay. Hey. 417 00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:28,702 Hey, kids! 418 00:19:39,814 --> 00:19:44,285 Okay, when the Parker-tronic hydraulic pogo lift triggers, 419 00:19:44,287 --> 00:19:46,787 it'll take the stress off the pillar for two seconds. 420 00:19:46,789 --> 00:19:48,222 That's when you swap the books. 421 00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:49,890 (Breathes deeply) I got this. 422 00:19:51,159 --> 00:19:52,560 You can do this, Mad Dog. 423 00:19:52,562 --> 00:19:54,862 It's a lot of pressure, but you thrive on that. 424 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:55,629 Yeah, I do. 425 00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:57,464 Just think about swapping the books. 426 00:19:57,466 --> 00:19:59,466 Not about how if you fail, it'll destroy our home 427 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,699 and suck us into the Earth for a certain, painful death. 428 00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:02,433 Okay, Parker! 429 00:20:09,878 --> 00:20:11,879 Hey! Parker, where are you?! 430 00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:14,315 Parker: Rooting for you to succeed... 431 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:17,384 from a secure location. 432 00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:20,588 Good luck, sis. 433 00:20:20,590 --> 00:20:21,822 (Walkie talkie buzzes) 434 00:20:21,824 --> 00:20:24,058 (Parker-tronic buzzes) 435 00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,060 (Rumbling) 436 00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:32,099 Ah! Oh! 437 00:20:47,082 --> 00:20:49,516 (Gasps) 438 00:20:49,518 --> 00:20:51,185 Oh, I did it! 439 00:20:51,187 --> 00:20:53,287 I got the book! 440 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:56,824 I knew we could do it, Maddie! 441 00:21:01,796 --> 00:21:04,398 Hey, guys! So we are on the set of Voltage, 442 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,401 and we have a few minutes to answer some questions, so fire away! 443 00:21:07,403 --> 00:21:09,103 Um, this one's from Elisa. 444 00:21:09,105 --> 00:21:11,739 "Liv, I loved what you said at the Fan Pick Awards. 445 00:21:11,741 --> 00:21:13,774 "Girls are more than just their appearance. 446 00:21:13,776 --> 00:21:16,944 What is the biggest risk you've taken?" 447 00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:21,548 Wow! Um... great question. 448 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:25,552 I told her that my biggest risk, um, was leaving home to follow my dreams 449 00:21:25,554 --> 00:21:29,290 of becoming an actress, and then they asked me 450 00:21:29,292 --> 00:21:33,661 about who my role models were, and which charities I support. 451 00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:35,796 (Chuckles) 452 00:21:35,798 --> 00:21:37,631 Look at us. 453 00:21:37,633 --> 00:21:40,000 We just changed the conversation a little bit. 454 00:21:40,002 --> 00:21:41,256 (Chuckles) 455 00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:46,273 Here's another one. "Liv, what accomplishment are you most proud of?" 456 00:21:46,275 --> 00:21:50,611 Um... well, right now, it's kind of the fact that that is 457 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,446 the question that you just chose to ask. 458 00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,214 Yeah, that's pretty cool. 459 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:58,686 Hey, has anyone out there changed the conversation? 460 00:21:58,688 --> 00:22:02,856 And if so, reach out and let us know how it made a difference in your life. 461 00:22:02,858 --> 00:22:05,059 Yeah, L-Roon would love to see that. 462 00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:10,931 Yeah... it's really only K-Bell who gets to call me L-Roon. 463 00:22:12,334 --> 00:22:13,734 Biffed it again, Josh! 464 00:22:20,275 --> 00:22:21,542 All right! 465 00:22:21,544 --> 00:22:22,643 Here. 466 00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:24,011 Dribble Queen. 467 00:22:24,013 --> 00:22:26,613 Now will you please release my transcripts 468 00:22:26,615 --> 00:22:29,376 so that I can go to college and live the life that I was born to live? 469 00:22:31,619 --> 00:22:33,687 Everything seems to be in order. 470 00:22:34,956 --> 00:22:37,725 - (Tablet beeps) - I have restored your once sullied name. 471 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:40,594 But I'm watching you. 472 00:22:46,534 --> 00:22:47,901 Sick! 473 00:22:47,903 --> 00:22:50,671 All right, now all I need is my birth certificate 474 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:53,807 and my college applications will be complete. 475 00:22:53,809 --> 00:22:56,343 Not a problem, I know exactly where that is. 476 00:22:56,345 --> 00:22:59,113 You see, I keep everyone's important papers in my Thai cookbook. 477 00:23:00,982 --> 00:23:02,616 Your Thai cookbook? 478 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:09,056 In her Thai cookbook. 479 00:23:09,058 --> 00:23:10,391 (Intense music plays) 480 00:23:13,695 --> 00:23:14,928 Parker: It's a sitchiation. 481 00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:19,528 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34970

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