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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,505 --> 00:00:04,373 And... action. 3 00:00:04,375 --> 00:00:07,175 I don't know who sent you, but give them a message from me. 4 00:00:07,177 --> 00:00:09,511 - Hi-yah! - Oh! 5 00:00:12,382 --> 00:00:13,949 (Groans) 6 00:00:13,951 --> 00:00:15,951 Don't mess with SkyVolt. 7 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:20,322 On my new show, Voltage, I play Tess... 8 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:22,791 a brainy, angst-ridden cheerleader who is SkyVolt, 9 00:00:22,793 --> 00:00:25,794 a superhero who battles villains by herself. 10 00:00:25,796 --> 00:00:30,532 In real life, I need three people to help me put on that super-suit. 11 00:00:30,534 --> 00:00:32,601 Liv, I've got huge news. 12 00:00:32,603 --> 00:00:34,770 We're casting the role of Garrison. 13 00:00:34,772 --> 00:00:39,241 (Gasps) The shy school photographer who knows the secret of my powers. 14 00:00:39,243 --> 00:00:40,742 And he's your love interest! 15 00:00:40,744 --> 00:00:43,311 Both: Ooh! 16 00:00:43,313 --> 00:00:45,680 In the comic books, he's a really big character. 17 00:00:45,682 --> 00:00:48,627 Exactly. That's why we're having you audition with the finalists. 18 00:00:48,658 --> 00:00:51,353 We've got a ton of buzz since our huge premiere. 19 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:56,224 That's why we're looking at actors from New York, LA, Chicago, London! 20 00:00:56,226 --> 00:00:58,293 What about Stevens Point? 21 00:00:58,295 --> 00:01:00,962 We have a lot of local talent right here in our backyard. 22 00:01:00,964 --> 00:01:02,497 Liv, look at me. 23 00:01:02,499 --> 00:01:03,832 - Oh... - Closer! 24 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:05,400 Oh. 25 00:01:05,402 --> 00:01:07,969 We're doing the close face-talky thing again. 26 00:01:07,971 --> 00:01:10,972 Are you telling me a tiny town in Wisconsin 27 00:01:10,974 --> 00:01:14,342 can produce a Liv Rooney and another star? 28 00:01:14,344 --> 00:01:16,711 Well, I'm skeptical, but hopeful. 29 00:01:16,713 --> 00:01:18,980 - Let's do it! - (Cheers) 30 00:01:18,982 --> 00:01:22,250 Everyone in Stevens Point is gonna be so excited! 31 00:01:22,252 --> 00:01:25,821 You might even get a burger named after you at Beef McGravy's. 32 00:01:26,889 --> 00:01:28,290 I want that, Liv. 33 00:01:28,292 --> 00:01:29,524 I want that bad. 34 00:01:29,526 --> 00:01:31,560 That's lunch, people! 35 00:01:31,562 --> 00:01:33,595 (Theme music playing) 36 00:01:33,597 --> 00:01:34,963 Better in stereo 37 00:01:34,965 --> 00:01:37,432 B-b-better in stereo 38 00:01:37,434 --> 00:01:39,267 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 39 00:01:39,269 --> 00:01:41,670 - I lace up my high-tops - Oh no 40 00:01:41,672 --> 00:01:43,505 Slam dunk, ready or not 41 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:45,273 Yeah, show me what you got 42 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:47,676 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 43 00:01:47,678 --> 00:01:50,278 I dare you, come on and follow 44 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,547 You dance to your own beat 45 00:01:52,549 --> 00:01:54,349 I'll sing the melody 46 00:01:54,351 --> 00:01:56,651 When you say yea-ah-ah 47 00:01:56,653 --> 00:01:58,520 I say no-oh-oh 48 00:01:58,522 --> 00:02:00,822 When you say stop 49 00:02:00,824 --> 00:02:03,325 All I want to do is go go go 50 00:02:03,327 --> 00:02:06,328 You you, the other half of me me 51 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:08,330 The half I'll never be-e 52 00:02:08,332 --> 00:02:12,000 The half that drives me crazy 53 00:02:12,002 --> 00:02:15,036 You you, the better half of me me 54 00:02:15,038 --> 00:02:17,506 The half I'll always need 55 00:02:17,508 --> 00:02:18,974 But we both know 56 00:02:18,976 --> 00:02:21,376 We're better in stereo 57 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,050 Hey, bro. 58 00:02:29,052 --> 00:02:30,239 Are you here for robotics? 59 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:32,521 Yeah, but I left my lunch at middle school. 60 00:02:32,523 --> 00:02:33,922 You got any leftovers? 61 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:35,423 Oh, yeah. 62 00:02:35,425 --> 00:02:37,325 Um, just... 63 00:02:37,327 --> 00:02:39,794 this apple, so... 64 00:02:42,465 --> 00:02:44,366 It's yours if you want it. 65 00:02:45,434 --> 00:02:47,435 You're an animal. 66 00:02:47,437 --> 00:02:50,505 (Didgeridoo bellowing) 67 00:02:55,578 --> 00:02:56,452 G'day, Madison. 68 00:02:56,483 --> 00:02:59,978 Like the visor my loving brother, Diggie, sent me from Down Under? 69 00:03:01,484 --> 00:03:03,351 Diggie and I broke up when he went to Australia 70 00:03:03,353 --> 00:03:05,420 to be a foreign exchange student. 71 00:03:05,422 --> 00:03:09,524 Why could he not have taken his jerky brother, Artie, with him? 72 00:03:09,526 --> 00:03:12,027 It's just a dumb visor. 73 00:03:12,029 --> 00:03:14,062 There is nothing dumb about an accessory 74 00:03:14,064 --> 00:03:16,865 that keeps the sun off of this porcelain skin 75 00:03:16,867 --> 00:03:19,501 and lets the scarlet lettuce breathe. 76 00:03:20,469 --> 00:03:21,536 Wait. 77 00:03:21,538 --> 00:03:23,471 You... you call your hair lettuce? 78 00:03:23,473 --> 00:03:24,539 If you were older, you'd understand. 79 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:26,441 I'm older. I don't understand. 80 00:03:27,410 --> 00:03:30,445 And I don't understand why you didn't get a visor. 81 00:03:30,447 --> 00:03:32,480 Oh, wait. It just came to me. 82 00:03:32,482 --> 00:03:34,449 Diggie never loved you! Burn! 83 00:03:36,419 --> 00:03:37,852 Minions. 84 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:39,421 Walkabout. 85 00:03:39,423 --> 00:03:41,056 (Didgeridoo bellowing) 86 00:03:42,758 --> 00:03:45,427 I'm completely over Diggie! 87 00:03:45,429 --> 00:03:47,495 Oh, honey... 88 00:03:47,497 --> 00:03:51,833 Mama the therapist smells some unresolved Diggie issues percolating. 89 00:03:51,835 --> 00:03:57,472 And any day my kids are hurting and need me, oh, that's a good day. 90 00:03:57,474 --> 00:03:59,975 Don't let Artie upset you about Diggie. 91 00:03:59,977 --> 00:04:02,477 I'm not upset about Diggie! 92 00:04:02,479 --> 00:04:06,144 Parker: Uh... the crushed apple in your hand says otherwise. 93 00:04:10,486 --> 00:04:15,724 Well, okay, this means nothing other than I really hate Artie. 94 00:04:17,426 --> 00:04:19,628 And apparently apples. 95 00:04:21,664 --> 00:04:24,199 Mama won't stop until you're better. 96 00:04:27,737 --> 00:04:29,070 Oh, Pete. 97 00:04:29,072 --> 00:04:30,639 Was it the meatball sub? 98 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:34,442 I need a lunch shirt. 99 00:04:34,444 --> 00:04:35,910 Wait. 100 00:04:35,912 --> 00:04:37,812 What's a lunch shirt? 101 00:04:37,814 --> 00:04:41,616 Oh, your mother brings fresh shirts for me in case I spill on myself at lunch. 102 00:04:41,618 --> 00:04:43,585 Which he does, daily. 103 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:46,621 Well, why doesn't someone just invent an un-stainable shirt? 104 00:04:46,623 --> 00:04:48,089 They did. He stained it. 105 00:04:48,091 --> 00:04:52,861 Well, they didn't invent it properly, but Dr. P will. 106 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:55,530 To the laboratory! 107 00:04:59,835 --> 00:05:02,737 Liv Rooney, you're fantastic. 108 00:05:02,739 --> 00:05:04,673 I can't get enough of you. 109 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:06,508 (Gasps) 110 00:05:06,510 --> 00:05:07,776 Thank you! 111 00:05:07,778 --> 00:05:09,944 Oh, no. I'm not talking about you. 112 00:05:09,946 --> 00:05:12,614 I'm talking about the Liv Rooney burger from Beef McGravy's. 113 00:05:18,654 --> 00:05:20,121 Hey, Liv. 114 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,625 Holden! 115 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:24,693 Hi! 116 00:05:24,695 --> 00:05:27,095 What are you doing here? 117 00:05:27,097 --> 00:05:34,669 Um... Gemma, this is my neighbor-classmate- ex-bandmate guy friend. 118 00:05:34,671 --> 00:05:37,739 He's also my ex-crush that I had to keep secret 119 00:05:37,741 --> 00:05:40,508 from my friend, Andie, his ex-girlfriend. 120 00:05:40,510 --> 00:05:41,492 (Laughs nervously) 121 00:05:41,523 --> 00:05:44,879 But that felt a little bit TMI for a formal introduction. 122 00:05:44,881 --> 00:05:47,749 I heard that Voltage was opening up auditions 123 00:05:47,751 --> 00:05:51,619 to people in Stevens Point and I'm auditioning for the role of Garrison. 124 00:05:52,588 --> 00:05:54,656 I mean, if that's okay with you. 125 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,024 Oh, yeah. 126 00:05:56,026 --> 00:06:02,445 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 127 00:06:02,476 --> 00:06:06,101 I mean, you know, that's... that's why we're looking in Stevens Point, right? 128 00:06:06,103 --> 00:06:09,204 For... for talented people just like yourself. 129 00:06:09,206 --> 00:06:11,106 (Laughs nervously) Yeah. 130 00:06:13,142 --> 00:06:15,543 You're auditioning for the role of Garrison? 131 00:06:15,545 --> 00:06:17,579 Look at me. Closer. 132 00:06:20,649 --> 00:06:22,817 I have to believe you could love her. 133 00:06:22,819 --> 00:06:23,852 - Liv? - Yeah? 134 00:06:23,854 --> 00:06:25,286 Look at him. Closer. 135 00:06:29,992 --> 00:06:31,559 Look at her. 136 00:06:31,561 --> 00:06:33,628 Make me believe you love her. Look at him. 137 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:34,662 Make me believe you love him. 138 00:06:34,664 --> 00:06:37,899 Now look at me looking at you, still loving this burger. 139 00:06:44,173 --> 00:06:47,142 Hey, Parker, have you seen Maddie? 140 00:06:47,144 --> 00:06:48,343 Yeah. Several times. 141 00:06:48,345 --> 00:06:50,044 We live in the same house. 142 00:06:52,014 --> 00:06:56,351 But right now, I'm a little busy inventing an un-stainable lunch shirt. 143 00:06:56,353 --> 00:06:59,087 Is it for Dad or Joey or Maddie? 144 00:06:59,089 --> 00:07:00,889 It's for Dad. 145 00:07:00,891 --> 00:07:03,291 But good point. Our family eats like animals. 146 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:04,592 Yeah. 147 00:07:06,028 --> 00:07:07,162 Whew. 148 00:07:08,097 --> 00:07:09,731 Sick! 149 00:07:11,066 --> 00:07:14,602 Oh... oh... oh... 150 00:07:15,638 --> 00:07:18,039 Um, hey, Maddie? I need your advice. 151 00:07:18,041 --> 00:07:19,908 Yeah, sure. What's up? 152 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:21,876 What? You don't need my advice? 153 00:07:21,878 --> 00:07:23,978 I'm having major boy problems. 154 00:07:23,980 --> 00:07:25,680 Oh. Yeah, gross. I'm out. 155 00:07:26,949 --> 00:07:28,983 - So, Holden is... - (Thumping) 156 00:07:34,924 --> 00:07:38,726 Holden is auditioning to play my love interest on Voltage. 157 00:07:38,728 --> 00:07:40,361 (Gasps) Uh-oh. 158 00:07:40,363 --> 00:07:41,896 Okay, right? 159 00:07:41,898 --> 00:07:43,932 I mean, how can the guy who can't be my boyfriend 160 00:07:43,934 --> 00:07:46,367 - play my boyfriend? - Well... 161 00:07:46,369 --> 00:07:49,070 Okay. I mean... relax. 162 00:07:49,072 --> 00:07:50,638 'Cause it's just acting, right? 163 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,173 - It's fake. - Is it? 164 00:07:53,309 --> 00:07:54,642 Is it? 165 00:07:56,812 --> 00:08:00,849 I mean, the finalists audition with me, and if he turns out to be one of them, 166 00:08:00,851 --> 00:08:02,851 I have to look him in the eyes and say... 167 00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:04,719 "I love you." 168 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:05,987 It'll be fine. 169 00:08:05,989 --> 00:08:07,188 And I mean, just... 170 00:08:07,190 --> 00:08:10,658 Just because Holden is auditioning, doesn't mean he's gonna, like, get the part, right? 171 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:13,127 There's gotta be hundreds of guys auditioning for this role. 172 00:08:14,797 --> 00:08:15,663 Yeah. 173 00:08:15,665 --> 00:08:16,764 Yeah. 174 00:08:16,766 --> 00:08:18,933 Yeah. (Scoffs) 175 00:08:18,935 --> 00:08:21,703 Yeah, no, you're right. Thank you, Maddie. 176 00:08:21,705 --> 00:08:23,771 Yeah, and I mean, it's not like... 177 00:08:23,773 --> 00:08:26,674 Holden's this, like, super cute, 178 00:08:26,676 --> 00:08:29,277 talented, charismatic... You know what? 179 00:08:29,279 --> 00:08:31,799 You should probably prepare to see him 'cause he might be there. 180 00:08:37,186 --> 00:08:39,454 Maddie, we need to talk. 181 00:08:39,456 --> 00:08:42,357 Yeah, sure. What's in the box, Mom? 182 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:44,459 Painful memories. 183 00:08:44,461 --> 00:08:47,462 I have gathered all the stuff that you've been holding on to 184 00:08:47,464 --> 00:08:49,831 to keep your relationship with Diggie alive. 185 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,767 Mom, I love you so much for trying to help, 186 00:08:52,769 --> 00:08:55,803 but I really let go of Diggie a while ago. 187 00:08:55,805 --> 00:08:56,465 - Really? - Yeah. 188 00:08:56,496 --> 00:08:59,107 Then why are you wearing the sweatbands that he gave you? 189 00:08:59,109 --> 00:09:03,878 Um, because I went for a run and they keep sweat from running down my wrists. 190 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,246 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. 191 00:09:05,248 --> 00:09:07,348 Oh, child, you bury things deep. 192 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:12,854 No, no, we are going to make a pot of tea and talk and talk and talk. 193 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,024 Sounds like a blast. 194 00:09:16,026 --> 00:09:19,260 Oh, sweetie. 195 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:20,828 Come on. Open up. 196 00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:23,898 This was a serious relationship, right? 197 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:25,900 Am I the only one who remembers 198 00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:29,628 all the talks we had about "Are Diggie and I a couple? Are we not a couple?" 199 00:09:29,659 --> 00:09:34,005 You know, those were some of the best times of my li... of your life. 200 00:09:35,277 --> 00:09:37,178 Oh... 201 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:40,348 Okay, this was not about me missing Diggie. 202 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:44,919 This was about Mom missing the two of us talking about Diggie. 203 00:09:44,921 --> 00:09:46,754 She needed me to need her. 204 00:09:46,756 --> 00:09:48,756 Time to give Mom what she needs. 205 00:09:48,758 --> 00:09:51,793 One of us has to be the adult in the relationship. 206 00:09:51,795 --> 00:09:54,362 - Oh, you are right. - Mm-hmm. 207 00:09:54,364 --> 00:09:56,331 Mom, I am... 208 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:57,899 holding on to Diggie. 209 00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:58,866 I knew it. 210 00:09:58,868 --> 00:10:00,902 But I know how to fix it. 211 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:05,073 We are going to have a Diggie cleansing ceremony tomorrow. 212 00:10:05,075 --> 00:10:07,208 - I cannot wait. - Mm-hmm. 213 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:08,876 I will bring the tea and tissues. 214 00:10:08,878 --> 00:10:10,878 - I will bring the pain and sorrow. - Yes. 215 00:10:15,951 --> 00:10:18,386 You're positive this shirt is stain-proof? 216 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:20,054 Guaranteed. Let me show you. 217 00:10:20,056 --> 00:10:22,423 Hey, what's with all the tarps? 218 00:10:22,425 --> 00:10:23,891 I'll explain in a minute. 219 00:10:23,893 --> 00:10:25,793 Let's just test the shirt. 220 00:10:27,429 --> 00:10:30,398 What are you gonna do? Smear a little tomato sauce on it? 221 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,801 That would be one way to go. 222 00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:37,205 This would be the other! 223 00:10:42,878 --> 00:10:44,112 (Gasps) 224 00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:45,880 That seemed excessive. 225 00:10:49,985 --> 00:10:51,386 Huh. 226 00:10:51,388 --> 00:10:53,087 It's not coming clean. 227 00:10:53,089 --> 00:10:55,289 Why is it not working? 228 00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:59,861 I tried inventing an un-stainable lunch shirt, but it did not work. 229 00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:06,267 So instead, I built a spaghetti sauce catapult, that worked great! 230 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:14,942 So are you ready to read with the finalists and find your love interest? 231 00:11:14,944 --> 00:11:19,147 Yes. I just need one minute to do my vocal exercises to, you know, 232 00:11:19,149 --> 00:11:20,848 be all revved up and ready to act. 233 00:11:20,850 --> 00:11:22,183 Ugh, I respect your process. 234 00:11:22,185 --> 00:11:23,518 Get crazy, girl. 235 00:11:25,421 --> 00:11:29,323 Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather. 236 00:11:29,325 --> 00:11:31,359 Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! 237 00:11:31,361 --> 00:11:34,328 Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! 238 00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,632 (Trilling) 239 00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:40,401 I know it looks a little weird, but it works! 240 00:11:40,403 --> 00:11:42,170 Okay, I know it looks a lot of weird. 241 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:44,038 Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! 242 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:45,306 Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! 243 00:11:45,308 --> 00:11:48,142 (Trilling) 244 00:11:51,013 --> 00:11:52,380 Hi. 245 00:11:54,016 --> 00:11:55,950 Oh, don't stop because of me. 246 00:11:55,952 --> 00:11:59,620 I was just, um, getting those last-minute jitters out. 247 00:11:59,622 --> 00:12:01,355 - I'm Liv. - Josh. 248 00:12:01,357 --> 00:12:02,490 Auditioning for Garrison. 249 00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:03,286 Oh! 250 00:12:03,317 --> 00:12:06,461 And does that thing you were doing actually work? 251 00:12:06,463 --> 00:12:08,062 'Cause I'm crazy nervous. 252 00:12:08,064 --> 00:12:09,897 Yeah, I mean, it... it works 253 00:12:09,899 --> 00:12:11,966 if you don't mind looking really, really stupid. 254 00:12:13,135 --> 00:12:14,469 Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha. 255 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:16,104 - Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! - No, no, no, no, no. 256 00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:17,405 See, you've gotta get the... 257 00:12:17,407 --> 00:12:19,574 You've gotta hit the "hawk" a little bit harder. 258 00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:21,676 So, wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! 259 00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:24,512 Both: Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! Wa-ka-cha-hawk-a-cha! 260 00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:25,980 Both: (Trilling) 261 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,252 Both: Hi. 262 00:12:32,488 --> 00:12:34,021 Liv, you were right. 263 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:36,023 There's a lot of local talent in Stevens Point. 264 00:12:36,025 --> 00:12:39,060 Oh! You found someone from Stevens Point! 265 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,262 Great! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 266 00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:43,965 Please don't be Holden. Please don't be Holden. 267 00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,000 Please don't be Holden. Please don't be Holden, please. 268 00:12:46,002 --> 00:12:47,602 Silence on the set! 269 00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:54,275 Wow, I never thought I would be so relieved to see Artie. 270 00:12:54,277 --> 00:12:56,444 Artie, you're auditioning! 271 00:12:56,446 --> 00:12:57,945 I didn't even know that you could act. 272 00:12:57,947 --> 00:13:01,549 I was blessed with all of the talents. 273 00:13:03,619 --> 00:13:05,286 And there's one more finalist. 274 00:13:05,288 --> 00:13:06,654 Oh, there is? 275 00:13:06,656 --> 00:13:08,422 Please don't be Holden. Please don't be Holden. 276 00:13:08,424 --> 00:13:10,725 Please don't be Holden. 277 00:13:13,362 --> 00:13:14,595 Hey, Liv! 278 00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:17,165 Oh, come on! I said "please!" 279 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,267 Holden! (Laughs nervously) 280 00:13:19,269 --> 00:13:24,105 You are a finalist... and it's for my love interest! 281 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:28,009 Oh, good for you... pal! 282 00:13:36,018 --> 00:13:39,020 Okay, Tess and Garrison are soul mates 283 00:13:39,022 --> 00:13:40,655 but haven't had the courage to admit it. 284 00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:42,323 Garrison, you just followed Tess 285 00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:45,526 into her secret clock tower lair with huge news. 286 00:13:45,528 --> 00:13:46,994 And action! 287 00:13:49,031 --> 00:13:51,632 - Um... - (Clears throat) 288 00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:53,267 Why did you follow me? 289 00:13:53,269 --> 00:13:56,070 'Cause you need to know the truth. 290 00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:58,706 I took this picture right as you were struck by lightning. 291 00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:02,076 I enhanced it... and it wasn't lightning. Look. 292 00:14:02,078 --> 00:14:07,181 You were struck by energy from some kind of UFO. 293 00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,716 Your life could be in danger. 294 00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:13,221 Well, now you're in just as much danger as I am. 295 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,391 Why would you risk everything to tell me this? 296 00:14:18,794 --> 00:14:20,228 You know why. 297 00:14:22,331 --> 00:14:23,497 I do. 298 00:14:26,301 --> 00:14:27,802 I love you, too... 299 00:14:30,072 --> 00:14:31,739 but we can never be together. 300 00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:36,210 Well, it doesn't mean I won't wait for you. 301 00:14:38,347 --> 00:14:39,513 As long as it takes. 302 00:14:42,718 --> 00:14:43,784 Yes! 303 00:14:46,355 --> 00:14:47,688 Fantastic! 304 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:52,293 I can see the chemistry, the undying fire that burns between you. 305 00:14:52,295 --> 00:14:56,130 But there are a lot of shades to Garrison, so I need you to look at Liv 306 00:14:56,132 --> 00:14:58,165 like you absolutely hate her. 307 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,237 (Yelps) 308 00:15:03,239 --> 00:15:04,839 Whoa. Withering. 309 00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:09,210 I also do a good fancy guy impression. (Clears throat) 310 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,812 Would you like some tea and crumpets? Yes? Hmm-hmm. 311 00:15:11,814 --> 00:15:14,181 Yes. Hmm-hmm. Yes. Hmm-hmm. 312 00:15:15,684 --> 00:15:17,351 Okay. Artie Smalls, are you ready? 313 00:15:18,754 --> 00:15:20,688 The question is are you ready? 314 00:15:20,690 --> 00:15:22,123 The answer is no. 315 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:28,663 Prepare for this little red rooster to rock your world! And action! 316 00:15:28,665 --> 00:15:30,598 Oh, no, no, no, no. No, Sorry, buddy. 317 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,366 I say "action." 318 00:15:32,368 --> 00:15:34,268 Do you? 319 00:15:34,270 --> 00:15:35,403 Both: And action! 320 00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:36,871 (Soft mellow music playing) 321 00:15:36,873 --> 00:15:38,172 Uh... 322 00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:39,573 Why did you follow me? 323 00:15:39,575 --> 00:15:42,476 Because you need to know the truth, girl. 324 00:15:42,478 --> 00:15:43,844 Minions! 325 00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:45,212 Picture. 326 00:15:48,684 --> 00:15:50,518 Oh, wow. Is that... 327 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:52,453 Uh, your life is in danger and something about a UFO. 328 00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:53,554 Blah, blah, blah. 329 00:15:55,157 --> 00:15:56,824 Sorry. What is going on? 330 00:15:56,826 --> 00:15:58,826 Just go with it! I'm intrigued. 331 00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:02,196 Um, okay, uh... 332 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:05,166 Why would you risk everything to tell me this? 333 00:16:05,168 --> 00:16:08,302 You know why, my blond lightning bolt. 334 00:16:11,773 --> 00:16:13,207 I do. 335 00:16:15,143 --> 00:16:16,677 I love you, too. 336 00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:22,616 (Screeching) 337 00:16:24,753 --> 00:16:26,220 Whoa. 338 00:16:27,556 --> 00:16:29,156 Are you okay, Smalls? 339 00:16:29,158 --> 00:16:31,826 I've just heard the words I've always wanted to hear. 340 00:16:31,828 --> 00:16:33,361 Never been better! 341 00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,464 Both: And end scene! 342 00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:41,335 Welcome... 343 00:16:41,337 --> 00:16:43,504 to the Diggie cleansing ceremony. 344 00:16:44,606 --> 00:16:48,876 We will place each of these emotionally charged items into the basket... 345 00:16:48,878 --> 00:16:51,212 and send it into the universe... 346 00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:54,181 and then we will talk and talk and talk. 347 00:16:54,183 --> 00:16:56,283 And then... 348 00:16:56,285 --> 00:16:58,285 could we talk a little more after that? 349 00:16:58,287 --> 00:16:59,720 (Laughs) 350 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:01,288 Only if you need to, sweetie. 351 00:17:01,290 --> 00:17:02,390 Only if you need to. 352 00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:08,896 And finally, the sweatbands from the day you first met Diggie. 353 00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:13,701 Okay, so with the removal of the ceremonial garden forks, 354 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:18,973 we will release the lantern and everything Diggie into the sky. 355 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:22,576 Go ahead... say it with me. 356 00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:25,379 Both: I release you. 357 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:43,931 I was playing along... 358 00:17:43,933 --> 00:17:45,933 for my mom's benefit before, but... 359 00:17:45,935 --> 00:17:49,537 when I saw the basket float away... 360 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,672 I wasn't faking it anymore. 361 00:17:54,843 --> 00:17:56,610 So you ready to talk? 362 00:17:58,346 --> 00:17:59,713 Yeah, I am. (Sniffles) 363 00:17:59,715 --> 00:18:00,662 Okay. 364 00:18:00,693 --> 00:18:04,452 I'll make a pot of tea and get some tissues. 365 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:08,289 You meet me on the couch and we'll snuggle in, honey, until you feel better. 366 00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:12,593 That actually sounds really nice. 367 00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:15,362 - Should we brush each other's hair? - Don't push it, Mom. 368 00:18:15,364 --> 00:18:17,331 Okay. 369 00:18:19,401 --> 00:18:20,434 Okay. 370 00:18:20,436 --> 00:18:22,436 Moment of truth, kid. 371 00:18:22,438 --> 00:18:24,438 Look at me. Closer. 372 00:18:27,676 --> 00:18:30,644 I really like your sweater. 373 00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:35,916 I thought is was a long-sleeved tee till I got in real tight. 374 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:39,420 Thank you? 375 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:45,025 Liv... are you ready to make this one your true love? 376 00:18:45,027 --> 00:18:46,560 (Laughs nervously) 377 00:18:46,562 --> 00:18:49,563 You mean pretend true love. 378 00:18:49,565 --> 00:18:51,899 (Laughs nervously) 'Cause it's just acting. 379 00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:53,434 Is it? 380 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,735 Is it? 381 00:18:57,405 --> 00:19:00,374 Why would you risk everything to tell me this? 382 00:19:00,376 --> 00:19:01,542 You know why. 383 00:19:03,745 --> 00:19:05,379 I do. 384 00:19:07,415 --> 00:19:08,983 I love you, too... 385 00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:14,321 but you know that we can never be together. 386 00:19:16,892 --> 00:19:18,993 That doesn't mean I won't wait for you. 387 00:19:22,797 --> 00:19:24,498 As long as it takes. 388 00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:27,968 Get away from her! 389 00:19:27,970 --> 00:19:29,470 She's mine! 390 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,399 (Screams) 391 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:34,108 Back off, you stunning prep school interloper! 392 00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:35,643 You're out, Smalls! 393 00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:37,478 Like, out of the building! 394 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,646 So you'll be in touch then? 395 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,414 Have your people call my minions! 396 00:19:47,422 --> 00:19:50,357 Okay, I solved the puzzle of the lunch shirt. 397 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,560 Do your worst. Slob it up! 398 00:19:55,130 --> 00:19:59,500 After your little catapult incident, my instinct was to not put this on. 399 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,935 However... 400 00:20:00,937 --> 00:20:03,037 this is a very smart plaid. 401 00:20:26,428 --> 00:20:28,862 At least your catapult had some flair. 402 00:20:30,465 --> 00:20:31,865 Oh, you want flair? 403 00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,500 I got flair. 404 00:20:33,502 --> 00:20:34,868 Behold. 405 00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,504 (Gasps) 406 00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:41,408 (Gasps) 407 00:20:41,410 --> 00:20:43,477 Whoa! 408 00:20:43,479 --> 00:20:45,546 I call it The Drip and Rip! 409 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,649 You've got eight layers to play with, use them wisely. 410 00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,887 I can eat in public again! 411 00:20:57,592 --> 00:20:59,460 You're doing great, Holden. 412 00:20:59,462 --> 00:21:01,061 Now I need to see your range. 413 00:21:01,063 --> 00:21:03,497 Show me mad. Show me angry! 414 00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:05,199 You despise her. 415 00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:07,534 Got it! 416 00:21:07,536 --> 00:21:08,869 Got it. Okay. 417 00:21:13,541 --> 00:21:14,575 Gemma: Uh... 418 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:17,478 No, not grumpy old man. 419 00:21:21,016 --> 00:21:23,517 Not weird pirate. 420 00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:28,889 Oh... oh, no. Not constipated either! 421 00:21:30,492 --> 00:21:32,026 You hate her. 422 00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,533 You know what? 423 00:21:39,535 --> 00:21:40,167 I can't. 424 00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:45,139 I can't hate this girl. 425 00:21:47,108 --> 00:21:48,475 Gemma: Sorry then. 426 00:21:48,477 --> 00:21:52,012 We need to see it all from Garrison. 427 00:21:52,014 --> 00:21:54,948 Josh, you've got the job. 428 00:21:54,950 --> 00:21:56,884 - Congratulations! - Yes! 429 00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:59,553 - I am so excited to work with you. - Me, too! 430 00:21:59,555 --> 00:22:02,056 Hey, no hard feelings, Holden? 431 00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:03,857 No. 432 00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:05,092 Not at all. 433 00:22:05,094 --> 00:22:06,593 Gemma: Come on, Josh. 434 00:22:06,595 --> 00:22:08,829 We've gotta get you into wardrobe! 435 00:22:08,831 --> 00:22:09,963 - Gemma, look at me. - Hmm? 436 00:22:09,965 --> 00:22:11,165 Closer. 437 00:22:13,568 --> 00:22:15,602 I am so excited to be on Voltage! 438 00:22:15,604 --> 00:22:17,104 I love this guy! 439 00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:26,947 So, that first scene that you did was... really amazing. 440 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,718 Who knew you were such a good actor! 441 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,686 I wasn't acting. 442 00:22:34,589 --> 00:22:35,989 I'll wait for you. 443 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:38,692 As long as it takes. 444 00:22:53,675 --> 00:22:55,609 Pete: Hey, Parker, come on out here! 445 00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:08,822 Oh, no you didn't. 446 00:23:10,892 --> 00:23:12,559 Oh, yes I did. 447 00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:22,202 Taste of my own medicine, huh? 448 00:23:23,938 --> 00:23:25,672 And it's delicious! 449 00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:27,275 - Do it again! Do it again! - Yeah! Yeah! 450 00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:29,797 Artie and Gemma: End scene! 451 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:34,397 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32084

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