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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,505 --> 00:00:06,341 Lately, things have been pretty crazy for my sister, Maddie. 3 00:00:06,343 --> 00:00:08,343 Her boyfriend, Diggie, told her that he was going 4 00:00:08,345 --> 00:00:10,612 to study abroad in Australia for a semester, 5 00:00:10,614 --> 00:00:13,548 and that did not go over very well. 6 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:15,584 Maddie, maybe we should break up. 7 00:00:15,586 --> 00:00:17,219 Wow. 8 00:00:18,354 --> 00:00:20,322 Joey: Boo, Diggie! 9 00:00:21,557 --> 00:00:23,191 But he realized something. 10 00:00:23,193 --> 00:00:25,260 He had made a mistake. 11 00:00:25,262 --> 00:00:26,177 What are you saying? 12 00:00:26,208 --> 00:00:28,463 I want to get back together with her. 13 00:00:28,465 --> 00:00:30,365 Whoa. 14 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:32,434 Okay, but, Liv, do you think that she'd take me back? 15 00:00:32,436 --> 00:00:34,436 - Uh... - Because if she will, I'm not gonna leave. 16 00:00:34,438 --> 00:00:35,704 Okay, you know what? 17 00:00:35,706 --> 00:00:39,841 You just sit by the Paulie statue, and I will go get Maddie before you leave. 18 00:00:39,843 --> 00:00:43,512 Joey: But I might have made it slightly impossible. 19 00:00:43,514 --> 00:00:44,946 - Oh! - (Crashing) 20 00:00:46,482 --> 00:00:48,717 She managed to get out of the locker room. 21 00:00:48,719 --> 00:00:51,420 But (Gasps) oh no, was it too late? 22 00:00:52,455 --> 00:00:53,622 Diggie, am I too late? 23 00:00:53,624 --> 00:00:57,325 Was Diggie waiting for her or had he already left for Australia? 24 00:00:57,327 --> 00:00:59,694 Aren't you just dying to find out? 25 00:00:59,696 --> 00:01:00,896 Oh, you are dying? 26 00:01:00,898 --> 00:01:03,231 Okay, well then let's get to it, friend! 27 00:01:06,302 --> 00:01:07,636 Diggie? 28 00:01:11,374 --> 00:01:12,441 (Sighs) 29 00:01:13,376 --> 00:01:15,410 (Theme music playing) 30 00:01:15,412 --> 00:01:16,778 Better in stereo 31 00:01:16,780 --> 00:01:19,247 B... b... better in stereo 32 00:01:19,249 --> 00:01:21,283 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 33 00:01:21,285 --> 00:01:23,485 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 34 00:01:23,487 --> 00:01:25,320 Slam dunk, ready or not 35 00:01:25,322 --> 00:01:27,255 Yeah, show me what you got 36 00:01:27,257 --> 00:01:29,458 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 37 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,460 I dare you, come on and follow 38 00:01:31,462 --> 00:01:33,929 You dance to your own beat 39 00:01:33,931 --> 00:01:35,931 I'll sing the melody 40 00:01:35,933 --> 00:01:38,433 When you say yea-ah-ah 41 00:01:38,435 --> 00:01:40,302 I say no-oh-oh 42 00:01:40,304 --> 00:01:42,571 When you say stop 43 00:01:42,573 --> 00:01:45,273 All I want to do is go go go 44 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:48,276 You you, the other half of me me 45 00:01:48,278 --> 00:01:50,278 The half I'll never be-e 46 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,748 The half that drives me crazy 47 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:56,785 You you, the better half of me me 48 00:01:56,787 --> 00:01:59,454 The half I'll always need 49 00:01:59,456 --> 00:02:00,755 But we both know 50 00:02:00,757 --> 00:02:02,958 We're better in stereo 51 00:02:07,463 --> 00:02:08,897 Hey, um... 52 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,398 have you heard from Maddie? 53 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,003 'Cause she's not answering her phone. 54 00:02:12,034 --> 00:02:14,603 How can you worry about Maddie when my favorite show 55 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:18,907 Linda and Heather, just finished its season with an unresolved cliffhanger? 56 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:20,709 Please come back! 57 00:02:20,711 --> 00:02:23,578 Without my favorite show, where am I gonna get my drama fix? 58 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,347 I need my drama! 59 00:02:26,916 --> 00:02:28,483 (Door opens) 60 00:02:29,986 --> 00:02:31,786 Hey. 61 00:02:31,788 --> 00:02:33,388 What happened with Diggie? 62 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:35,357 He left. 63 00:02:35,359 --> 00:02:37,025 Diggie left. 64 00:02:37,027 --> 00:02:38,660 Maddie... 65 00:02:40,429 --> 00:02:42,097 I'm so sorry. 66 00:02:44,467 --> 00:02:46,368 (Sniffing) 67 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:48,403 Do I smell drama? 68 00:02:50,506 --> 00:02:51,340 You know what? 69 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,676 Maybe this one just wasn't meant to be. 70 00:02:54,678 --> 00:02:56,111 Yeah. 71 00:02:56,113 --> 00:02:57,379 I guess not. 72 00:02:57,381 --> 00:03:02,417 I mean... if the universe had wanted me and Diggie to be together, 73 00:03:02,419 --> 00:03:05,887 Joey never would have been born and he couldn't do stupid things! 74 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:08,490 - Joey! - Maddie! 75 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:11,426 Maddie, I was trying to call you. 76 00:03:11,428 --> 00:03:13,395 Oh, that's so funny 'cause my phone is actually 77 00:03:13,397 --> 00:03:15,964 trapped inside a locker that you knocked over, so... 78 00:03:15,966 --> 00:03:20,569 Okay, before you kick, bite, or punch me, please just hear me out. 79 00:03:20,571 --> 00:03:22,437 Maddie, there's still a chance that you could see Diggie 80 00:03:22,439 --> 00:03:23,679 before he leaves for Australia. 81 00:03:25,474 --> 00:03:27,475 Suddenly, I'm entertained. 82 00:03:30,713 --> 00:03:33,515 Diggie flew to Los Angeles first where he has a really long layover. 83 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:34,816 What are you saying? 84 00:03:34,818 --> 00:03:38,486 I'm saying that he doesn't leave for Australia until tomorrow morning. 85 00:03:38,488 --> 00:03:41,156 So if we hop on a plane right now, we can catch him in LA. 86 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:44,593 Ooh, exotic locations? 87 00:03:44,595 --> 00:03:46,394 This just keeps getting better! 88 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:49,798 Hold on, why would you be going? 89 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:52,968 'Cause I didn't get to say goodbye to Diggie either, Maddie! 90 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:54,669 Okay. 91 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:57,405 Maddie, you have to go. 92 00:03:57,407 --> 00:03:58,728 Okay, but what about Mom and Dad? 93 00:03:58,731 --> 00:04:01,443 It's not like they're just gonna let me fly across the country. 94 00:04:01,445 --> 00:04:02,577 Then you just don't tell them. 95 00:04:02,579 --> 00:04:03,778 - Wha... - I'm gonna cover for you. 96 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,113 You go. 97 00:04:06,682 --> 00:04:07,949 Maddie, let's go. 98 00:04:07,951 --> 00:04:09,551 Okay. 99 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,752 Okay. 100 00:04:13,589 --> 00:04:16,424 Oh, um... you don't seriously think you're gonna get through 101 00:04:16,426 --> 00:04:18,460 airport security dressed like that, do you? 102 00:04:18,462 --> 00:04:21,029 I'd rather take my chances with them than with you. 103 00:04:27,036 --> 00:04:28,536 Morning, Liv. 104 00:04:28,538 --> 00:04:30,505 (Laughs) 105 00:04:30,507 --> 00:04:32,674 Why are you eating popcorn for breakfast? 106 00:04:32,676 --> 00:04:35,143 Because I'm waiting to see how you explain 107 00:04:35,145 --> 00:04:36,946 to Mom and Dad that last night their kids flew 108 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:38,747 across the country without permission. 109 00:04:38,749 --> 00:04:41,616 Good or bad, it's gonna be great entertainment! 110 00:04:42,952 --> 00:04:43,805 That's gonna be easy. 111 00:04:43,836 --> 00:04:47,055 I'm just gonna tell the 'rents that Maddie's upset about Diggie 112 00:04:47,057 --> 00:04:49,057 and wants to be alone all day in her room 113 00:04:49,059 --> 00:04:50,925 and only her twin sister is allowed in. 114 00:04:50,927 --> 00:04:52,894 Boom! Handled. 115 00:04:54,096 --> 00:04:56,164 Karen: Liv and Maddie, could you come in here? 116 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,066 Here we go! 117 00:05:00,636 --> 00:05:01,503 Hey! 118 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:03,605 - Oh. - What's up, Mom? 119 00:05:03,607 --> 00:05:04,621 So, where is Maddie? 120 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:07,509 I wanna know what happened with Diggie last night. 121 00:05:07,511 --> 00:05:08,610 Oh. 122 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,145 Yeah, it's actually sad news. 123 00:05:10,147 --> 00:05:12,647 - He did leave for Australia. - (Gasps) 124 00:05:12,649 --> 00:05:14,816 She is gonna need her momma. 125 00:05:16,552 --> 00:05:19,020 - Yes. Well, she is upstairs... - Not in her room. 126 00:05:19,022 --> 00:05:20,655 - I checked. - Oh. 127 00:05:21,957 --> 00:05:24,492 Right. No, not in her room. 128 00:05:24,494 --> 00:05:25,960 Um, she... 129 00:05:25,962 --> 00:05:27,662 is in the... 130 00:05:27,664 --> 00:05:29,130 - The kitchen. - The kitchen. 131 00:05:29,132 --> 00:05:31,232 The kitchen? 132 00:05:31,234 --> 00:05:33,168 - The kitchen. - Right. 133 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,503 Oh, yeah. The kitchen. (Nervous laugh) 134 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:39,574 Although, I don't really know why my broken-hearted sister would be hiding 135 00:05:39,576 --> 00:05:41,876 away in the busiest room in the house. 136 00:05:41,878 --> 00:05:44,512 Well, she's cleaning the fridge. 137 00:05:44,514 --> 00:05:48,550 - She'll be at it all day. - That's right. All d... 138 00:05:48,552 --> 00:05:49,419 All day? 139 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,887 This is better than Linda and Heather. 140 00:05:52,889 --> 00:05:56,558 The characters do my bidding and my chores! 141 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,793 Well, I'll go check on her. 142 00:05:58,795 --> 00:06:03,064 Okay... Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 143 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:06,935 Um, see, she still needs just so much space. 144 00:06:06,937 --> 00:06:07,691 Oh. 145 00:06:07,722 --> 00:06:10,705 She said she could really only handle seeing me, so... 146 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:11,367 Oh. 147 00:06:11,398 --> 00:06:14,008 Does she need her kid brother, too? 148 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:15,577 No. You've done quite enough. 149 00:06:16,645 --> 00:06:19,714 Well, I mean, what are we gonna do about breakfast? 150 00:06:19,716 --> 00:06:20,615 Oh, Liv will get that. 151 00:06:20,617 --> 00:06:21,716 I gotta poop. 152 00:06:24,954 --> 00:06:28,823 I didn't really have to go, but I had to get to the kitchen 153 00:06:28,825 --> 00:06:30,091 without Mom knowing. 154 00:06:30,093 --> 00:06:31,926 No one questions poop, yo. 155 00:06:35,698 --> 00:06:37,732 Did I miss anything? Did I miss anything? 156 00:06:38,734 --> 00:06:41,936 How am I supposed to keep Mom and Dad out of the kitchen all day? 157 00:06:41,938 --> 00:06:44,739 I don't know, but I can't wait for find out! 158 00:06:47,076 --> 00:06:48,977 Karen: Maddie, honey, it's your momma. 159 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:50,278 How are you? 160 00:06:51,714 --> 00:06:53,181 She's fine, Mom! 161 00:06:53,183 --> 00:06:54,249 Karen: No, no, no. 162 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:56,084 I need to hear it from her. 163 00:07:00,923 --> 00:07:02,123 Um... 164 00:07:03,225 --> 00:07:04,859 (Imitates Maddie) I'm fine, Mom! 165 00:07:04,861 --> 00:07:07,629 Thanks... dude! 166 00:07:09,064 --> 00:07:11,132 (As herself) Oh, Maddie, Mom wants breakfast. 167 00:07:11,134 --> 00:07:14,769 (As Maddie) Doesn't she know that I'm sad and I need to be alone? 168 00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:18,106 (As herself) She's just worried about you! 169 00:07:18,108 --> 00:07:21,943 (As Maddie) I know. I just... I need my space. 170 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:26,781 Karen: You take all the time and space you need. 171 00:07:26,783 --> 00:07:29,617 Just know Momma loves you. 172 00:07:32,822 --> 00:07:34,289 (Phone rings) 173 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:35,890 Hey, Becky! What's up? 174 00:07:35,892 --> 00:07:38,126 Liv, strap yourself in. 175 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:42,397 The Bic has a career-making- slap-your-own-face-if-you-miss-this opportunity. 176 00:07:42,399 --> 00:07:45,900 It's a superhero show called Voltage! 177 00:07:45,902 --> 00:07:47,068 Parker: Voltage? 178 00:07:47,070 --> 00:07:48,270 That's my favorite comic book. 179 00:07:48,286 --> 00:07:50,705 It's about a high school girl who's struck by lightning. 180 00:07:50,707 --> 00:07:51,634 Zap! Bam! 181 00:07:51,665 --> 00:07:55,343 And she gets the power of electricity 182 00:07:55,345 --> 00:07:57,946 to save the universe and her high school. 183 00:07:59,248 --> 00:08:02,650 Hollywood wants you back, Liv. 184 00:08:02,652 --> 00:08:05,687 Becky, that sounds really great. 185 00:08:05,689 --> 00:08:09,924 But I do want to stay in Stevens Point with my family for senior year. 186 00:08:09,926 --> 00:08:11,159 Okay, Liv. 187 00:08:11,161 --> 00:08:15,930 It's killing me, but I respect your Midwestern, corn-fed values. 188 00:08:15,932 --> 00:08:18,333 Bye-bye from the Bic. 189 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,036 You're gonna regret that. 190 00:08:22,038 --> 00:08:26,174 But not as much as you'll regret cleaning out the crisper. 191 00:08:26,176 --> 00:08:27,275 (Thudding) 192 00:08:27,277 --> 00:08:29,043 (Sighs) 193 00:08:29,045 --> 00:08:30,245 (Sloshing) 194 00:08:38,854 --> 00:08:40,788 Hey, sorry, excuse me. 195 00:08:40,790 --> 00:08:42,357 Hi. Hello. 196 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:44,893 Welcome to Hemispheric Air. 197 00:08:44,895 --> 00:08:46,761 My name is Vince. 198 00:08:46,763 --> 00:08:48,730 How can Vince help you? 199 00:08:48,732 --> 00:08:53,468 Um, so, Vince, I need to talk to a passenger on the flight to Australia. 200 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,903 Of course you do. 201 00:08:54,905 --> 00:08:57,839 And Vince would love to make that happen. 202 00:08:59,108 --> 00:09:01,809 Great. Thank you so much, Vince. 203 00:09:01,811 --> 00:09:04,779 Unfortunately, that flight left two hours ago. 204 00:09:04,781 --> 00:09:06,814 What? 205 00:09:07,917 --> 00:09:09,384 Two hours ago? 206 00:09:09,386 --> 00:09:11,286 Are you not understanding me? 207 00:09:11,288 --> 00:09:14,122 Sometimes Vince isn't very clear. 208 00:09:16,158 --> 00:09:20,895 Would it help if film icon Morgan Freeman explained it to you? 209 00:09:20,897 --> 00:09:21,763 (Gasps) 210 00:09:23,132 --> 00:09:24,852 (Imitates Morgan Freeman) She was a girl... 211 00:09:26,335 --> 00:09:29,504 racing cross country, meeting the one man 212 00:09:29,506 --> 00:09:32,907 who could provide her with all the answers she needed. 213 00:09:32,909 --> 00:09:37,979 Unfortunately... she was as lost as those little penguins 214 00:09:37,981 --> 00:09:42,016 marching across the Arctic... or Antarctic. 215 00:09:42,018 --> 00:09:44,786 I'm never really sure which. 216 00:09:46,522 --> 00:09:48,890 This is the greatest airport ever! 217 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,858 I'm sorry. 218 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:52,760 I'm very confused. 219 00:09:52,762 --> 00:09:56,798 It is 9:25 and Joey said that flight 725 220 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:59,467 is leaving at 10:38, so... 221 00:10:01,370 --> 00:10:02,470 (Computer beeps) 222 00:10:02,472 --> 00:10:08,376 Actually, flight 1038 left at 7:25. 223 00:10:11,013 --> 00:10:14,782 Would it cheer you up if funny-man Adam Sandier stopped by? 224 00:10:14,784 --> 00:10:15,850 - (Gasps) - No. 225 00:10:17,359 --> 00:10:19,520 (Imitates Adam Sandier) How 'bout we put a little smile 226 00:10:19,522 --> 00:10:20,555 on that face, little lady? 227 00:10:20,557 --> 00:10:21,558 You know why? 228 00:10:21,589 --> 00:10:25,560 Because nobody wants to see you cry at the airport! 229 00:10:25,562 --> 00:10:26,828 (Laughs) 230 00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:29,998 Thank you, Vince. 231 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,899 You have been very helpful. 232 00:10:31,901 --> 00:10:34,002 Unlike some people. 233 00:10:36,071 --> 00:10:37,505 - So... - Mm-hmm? 234 00:10:37,507 --> 00:10:41,109 There is no possibly way that we could have ever 235 00:10:41,111 --> 00:10:43,177 made it here before Diggie left? 236 00:10:43,179 --> 00:10:44,812 Uh... no. 237 00:10:44,814 --> 00:10:46,948 (Laughs) 238 00:10:46,950 --> 00:10:48,349 My bad. Ha. 239 00:10:48,351 --> 00:10:49,550 Whew. 240 00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:51,285 Okay, Maddie... Maddie! 241 00:10:54,356 --> 00:10:58,326 Maddie, I know you're hurting, so let Momma sing you something 242 00:10:58,328 --> 00:10:59,927 you used to love when you were little. 243 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:04,866 This old man, he played one 244 00:11:04,868 --> 00:11:08,936 He played a knick knack on my thumb 245 00:11:08,938 --> 00:11:10,371 With a... 246 00:11:12,608 --> 00:11:17,879 Oh, Maddie, you feeling too sad to do the "knick knack paddywhacks"? 247 00:11:17,881 --> 00:11:20,114 You used to love the "paddywhacks." 248 00:11:20,116 --> 00:11:23,251 Come on, Maddie. 249 00:11:23,253 --> 00:11:26,020 Whack those paddies. 250 00:11:29,058 --> 00:11:31,492 (Imitates Maddie) With a knick knack paddywhack 251 00:11:31,494 --> 00:11:33,961 Give a dog a bone 252 00:11:33,963 --> 00:11:35,997 This old man... 253 00:11:37,633 --> 00:11:40,168 - Came rolling home - Oh! 254 00:11:41,970 --> 00:11:44,972 Our little girl is gonna be okay. 255 00:11:46,642 --> 00:11:49,610 Whew. That was tense. 256 00:11:49,612 --> 00:11:52,246 I might just get away with this. 257 00:11:52,248 --> 00:11:54,549 Your performance is a tour de force! 258 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:56,517 The greatest show not on TV. 259 00:11:58,253 --> 00:12:01,989 But it needs an unexpected plot twist. 260 00:12:01,991 --> 00:12:04,225 - (Doorbell rings) - Called it! 261 00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:10,195 Who's at the door? 262 00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:13,464 - (Running footsteps) - Wait for me, wait for me! 263 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,041 (Gasps) 264 00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:21,476 Liv: Diggie? 265 00:12:21,478 --> 00:12:25,046 I thought you were on your way to Australia. 266 00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,547 Say it. 267 00:12:26,549 --> 00:12:28,950 Say it. 268 00:12:28,952 --> 00:12:30,618 I came back for Maddie. 269 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:31,986 Yeah, he did! 270 00:12:31,988 --> 00:12:33,054 Greatest show ever! 271 00:12:38,927 --> 00:12:41,095 Maddie will be thrilled to see you. 272 00:12:41,097 --> 00:12:42,430 She's been a wreck all day. 273 00:12:42,432 --> 00:12:44,999 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 274 00:12:45,001 --> 00:12:47,034 You cannot go in there. 275 00:12:47,036 --> 00:12:48,636 - Why not? - Why? 276 00:12:48,638 --> 00:12:51,139 Yeah, Liv, why? 277 00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:59,213 Because we... have got a very fragile little girl in there. 278 00:12:59,215 --> 00:13:05,353 I will take Diggie to Maddie to facilitate the healing. 279 00:13:05,355 --> 00:13:08,956 Oh, you are a good sister. 280 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:11,459 Oh, well, you have no idea. 281 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:17,698 Well, today has been emotionally exhausting. 282 00:13:17,700 --> 00:13:19,500 I'm gonna go take a nap. 283 00:13:19,502 --> 00:13:20,568 (Fake yawns) 284 00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:26,507 Where's Maddie? 285 00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:28,342 (Imitates Maddie) Oh, yay! 286 00:13:28,344 --> 00:13:31,312 Diggie, I'm so happy to see you! 287 00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:32,380 I'm Maddie! 288 00:13:32,382 --> 00:13:34,982 (As herself) Oh, Mom and Dad, Maddie and Diggie are hugging! 289 00:13:34,984 --> 00:13:36,551 It's so sweet! 290 00:13:36,553 --> 00:13:38,252 Karen: Oh! 291 00:13:39,388 --> 00:13:40,421 I'm here! 292 00:13:40,423 --> 00:13:42,123 I'm here. You can start. 293 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,426 What is going on? 294 00:13:45,428 --> 00:13:47,995 Maddie is in Los Angeles trying to catch you. 295 00:13:47,997 --> 00:13:50,531 What? Wait, why didn't she come see me at school? 296 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:51,527 I was waiting for her. 297 00:13:51,558 --> 00:13:54,101 She tried really hard, but Joey messed it up. 298 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:55,436 Okay! See, so I knew it! 299 00:13:55,438 --> 00:13:57,171 - She wanted to see me. - Yeah. 300 00:13:57,173 --> 00:14:00,241 And now you and Maddie are 2,000 miles apart, you big dummy. 301 00:14:00,243 --> 00:14:01,609 Hey! 302 00:14:01,611 --> 00:14:04,245 Don't call that sentimental fool a dummy. 303 00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:08,749 These crazy kids crossed the country for each other. 304 00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,384 It's romantic. 305 00:14:15,612 --> 00:14:18,092 Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, 306 00:14:18,094 --> 00:14:21,162 Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, check it out. 307 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,531 I've gone native Angeleno. 308 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:26,500 So what you've been up to? 309 00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:28,135 I bought a ticket to Australia. 310 00:14:28,137 --> 00:14:29,437 You what? 311 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,606 I know it sounds crazy, but I have to see 312 00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:33,207 Diggie face-to-face and talk this out. 313 00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,309 And you are not coming, 'cause I'm not gonna give 314 00:14:35,311 --> 00:14:36,677 you another chance to mess this up. 315 00:14:36,679 --> 00:14:38,813 That's harsh, but wise. 316 00:14:38,815 --> 00:14:40,608 Okay, can I see your phone? I need to tell Liv. 317 00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:41,139 Yeah. 318 00:14:41,783 --> 00:14:43,050 Thank you. 319 00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:45,586 - (Phone rings) - Hello? 320 00:14:45,588 --> 00:14:48,823 Hey Liv, um, Diggie's not in LA, so I'm gonna go to Australia. 321 00:14:48,825 --> 00:14:50,157 - Australia? - (Phones beep) 322 00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:51,759 - Liv? - (Phones beep) 323 00:14:51,761 --> 00:14:52,575 Maddie? 324 00:14:52,606 --> 00:14:55,830 - Ugh. I think their phone died. - Okay. What did she say? 325 00:14:55,832 --> 00:14:57,331 She said she's going to Australia. 326 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,200 - No! - Yes! 327 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,068 Could this day get any better? 328 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:03,204 (Doorbell) 329 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,439 If that's the National Guard taking us to a safe zone 330 00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:08,776 to protect us from the zombie apocalypse, I may just lose it! 331 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,147 Karen: Becky Bicklehoff! What a surprise. 332 00:15:13,149 --> 00:15:14,181 Becky? 333 00:15:14,183 --> 00:15:15,416 What is she doing here? 334 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,520 I don't know what anyone is doing. 335 00:15:22,257 --> 00:15:25,226 Becky, hi. 336 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:30,197 What are you doing here in Stevens Point and how did you get here so fast? 337 00:15:30,199 --> 00:15:32,566 My boyfriend has access to a Navy jet. 338 00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:34,702 But forget about that. 339 00:15:34,704 --> 00:15:38,572 Your awesome manager convinced the producers of Voltage 340 00:15:38,574 --> 00:15:42,243 to shoot the show in Wisconsin! 341 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,644 - Really? - Yes. 342 00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:45,246 They want me that badly? 343 00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:48,282 What'd I miss? What'd I miss? 344 00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:51,252 Your sister is going to sign this contract 345 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:53,454 and Hollywood is coming to Stevens Point. 346 00:15:53,456 --> 00:15:55,556 This is so exciting! We have to tell Maddie! 347 00:15:55,558 --> 00:15:56,657 Oh, no! No, Mom! 348 00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:57,725 No. 349 00:15:59,895 --> 00:16:01,529 Where's Maddie? 350 00:16:01,531 --> 00:16:02,830 Um... 351 00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:06,667 (Imitates Maddie) I'm in the pantry, Mom! 352 00:16:09,705 --> 00:16:11,505 (Imitates Maddie) Bam! What? 353 00:16:14,209 --> 00:16:15,743 Liv does it better than I do. 354 00:16:18,313 --> 00:16:20,181 Liv. 355 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,315 Where. 356 00:16:21,317 --> 00:16:22,550 Is. 357 00:16:22,552 --> 00:16:23,751 Maddie? 358 00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:25,786 Now! 359 00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,390 Maddie. 360 00:16:29,392 --> 00:16:31,826 Is sort of. 361 00:16:33,762 --> 00:16:35,229 On her way. 362 00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:38,466 To Australia. 363 00:16:40,635 --> 00:16:41,936 Both: What? 364 00:16:41,938 --> 00:16:44,705 Hey, um, can we hit pause? 365 00:16:44,707 --> 00:16:46,607 This time, I really do have to run to the bathroom 366 00:16:46,609 --> 00:16:48,289 and I don't want to miss a second of this. 367 00:16:54,282 --> 00:16:55,416 There are no flights. 368 00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:57,251 I can't get to LA till tomorrow. 369 00:16:57,253 --> 00:17:01,655 Well, I'm on hold with the airline, but we are gonna find Maddie and make sure 370 00:17:01,657 --> 00:17:03,190 that she does not leave the country. 371 00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:07,261 And you, young lady, you are grounded for ten years. 372 00:17:07,263 --> 00:17:11,298 I'm really sorry that I lied and pretended to be Maddie all day. 373 00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:12,600 (Gasps) 374 00:17:12,602 --> 00:17:14,468 Well, this is just hitting me now. 375 00:17:14,470 --> 00:17:17,204 You faked the "paddywhacks." 376 00:17:19,207 --> 00:17:20,875 I did. 377 00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:22,643 I'm a big fat fakey-whack. 378 00:17:22,645 --> 00:17:23,878 Oh... 379 00:17:26,281 --> 00:17:31,986 So... good time to discuss the amazing deal that Bic got for you! 380 00:17:31,988 --> 00:17:35,322 You know, honestly, I'm really flattered, 381 00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:38,759 but I think it would be very hard to do a TV show 382 00:17:38,761 --> 00:17:40,861 when I'm gonna be grounded for ten years. 383 00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:42,396 Parker: No! 384 00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,330 You have to let her do it! 385 00:17:43,332 --> 00:17:45,366 She was born to act. 386 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,767 Did you see what she pulled off today? 387 00:17:46,769 --> 00:17:49,970 It was funny, it was sad, it was dramatic. 388 00:17:49,972 --> 00:17:52,239 I binge-watched the entire day! 389 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:57,378 Oh, Liv, honey, is something that you really want to do? 390 00:17:59,548 --> 00:18:02,583 It has been really exciting to be acting again. 391 00:18:02,585 --> 00:18:04,452 Pete: Liv... 392 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:06,687 (Clears throat) 393 00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:11,926 You are still in huge trouble... but we're on board. 394 00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,898 Let's do a TV show in Stevens Point! 395 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:21,702 Becky: Let's sign this contract and make it happen! 396 00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:24,438 - I'll get this back to LA. - Okay. 397 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:25,573 Call you when I land, kid. 398 00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:26,874 Okay. Bye! 399 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,509 Oh, Becky! 400 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:29,910 I have one more favor to ask you. 401 00:18:42,858 --> 00:18:46,360 Is this crazy for me to go running after Diggie to Australia like this? 402 00:18:46,362 --> 00:18:49,330 That's a tough one, Mads. 403 00:18:49,332 --> 00:18:54,301 But if the City of Angels has taught me anything about life... 404 00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,874 it's that when the universe wants you to move on, Maddie, 405 00:18:59,876 --> 00:19:01,742 it's gonna make you move on. 406 00:19:04,346 --> 00:19:05,379 Yeah. 407 00:19:07,349 --> 00:19:08,816 I guess I just feel like... 408 00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,585 if it's this much work to get him to stay, then... 409 00:19:13,421 --> 00:19:14,855 maybe he's meant to go. 410 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:18,592 That can't be easy to say. 411 00:19:19,995 --> 00:19:21,328 Yeah. 412 00:19:23,765 --> 00:19:27,501 I still just really wish that I had the chance to say goodbye. 413 00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:34,341 Yo! Is that Robert Downey Jr.? 414 00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:36,010 RDJ! RDJ! 415 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,346 Thanks for the support! 416 00:19:45,954 --> 00:19:47,054 Maddie? 417 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:49,390 Diggie? 418 00:19:49,392 --> 00:19:50,758 Hi! 419 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,028 - Hi! - Hi! 420 00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,664 All right, I got you here. Good luck. 421 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,900 RDJ! It's Becky B! 422 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:02,803 Hi. 423 00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,105 Maddie, you flew all the way to LA for me? 424 00:20:05,107 --> 00:20:06,707 Yeah. Of course! 425 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,909 I mean, I had to see you before you left. 426 00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:10,511 But why are you here? 427 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:13,514 I thought you were way on your way to Australia. 428 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,149 I had to see you. 429 00:20:16,751 --> 00:20:18,118 Maddie, listen... 430 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,453 I won't go. 431 00:20:19,455 --> 00:20:20,821 I will stay for you. 432 00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:23,958 Yeah, I know you would. 433 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,495 But I really do think that you should go to Australia. 434 00:20:30,165 --> 00:20:32,700 'Cause I mean, it's your dream and... 435 00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:35,402 I don't want to be the one that keeps you from that. 436 00:20:37,973 --> 00:20:39,406 What about us? 437 00:20:41,977 --> 00:20:43,510 I think... 438 00:20:43,512 --> 00:20:46,547 we're saying goodbye for now. 439 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:47,414 For now. 440 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:48,616 (Laughs nervously) 441 00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:49,850 You know? 442 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:54,121 But I mean, we're still such good friends. 443 00:20:54,123 --> 00:20:55,522 Always. 444 00:20:55,524 --> 00:21:01,428 And... I guess I feel like... whenever you get back... 445 00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:06,900 if we're meant to be more than that... the universe is gonna let us know that. 446 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:10,604 You're right. 447 00:21:10,606 --> 00:21:11,939 It will. 448 00:21:14,476 --> 00:21:16,210 I guess I'm going to Australia. 449 00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:17,878 Yeah, I guess you are. 450 00:21:22,584 --> 00:21:27,521 There's one more thing that I really wanna do before you leave. 451 00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:30,557 Yeah, I think it's the same thing I wanna do before I leave. 452 00:21:30,559 --> 00:21:31,458 (Laughs nervously) 453 00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,465 Diggie! 454 00:21:38,467 --> 00:21:40,634 Oh, hey, guys! 455 00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,536 Guess what, dude? 456 00:21:42,538 --> 00:21:44,605 I just met Robert Downey Jr.! 457 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,375 (Airport intercom beeps) 458 00:21:45,406 --> 00:21:47,265 Vince: (Imitates Morgan Freeman) This is Morgan Freeman, 459 00:21:47,296 --> 00:21:49,877 letting you know flight 241 to Milwaukee, Wisconsin 460 00:21:49,879 --> 00:21:51,812 is now boarding at gate 12. 461 00:21:51,814 --> 00:21:54,248 For the record, it's not actually Morgan Freeman, 462 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,051 but the flight to Milwaukee is boarding none the less. 463 00:21:59,788 --> 00:22:01,255 That's our flight home. 464 00:22:01,257 --> 00:22:02,690 Oh, yeah? You're coming with me? 465 00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:03,857 Awesome. Good. 466 00:22:03,859 --> 00:22:06,093 I do not have a book, my phone is dead, 467 00:22:06,095 --> 00:22:08,162 and I want to talk about Robert Downey Jr. 468 00:22:08,164 --> 00:22:10,230 The whole way home. 469 00:22:10,232 --> 00:22:13,067 He is a great hugger. 470 00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,234 Let me reenact it for you guys. 471 00:22:14,236 --> 00:22:15,736 He was like, "Come here, Joseph," 472 00:22:15,738 --> 00:22:17,805 and he brought me in real close. 473 00:22:17,807 --> 00:22:18,972 Yeah. 474 00:22:18,974 --> 00:22:22,576 Ah, is there any better way to say goodbye? 475 00:22:22,578 --> 00:22:24,611 Well, bye, Diggie. 476 00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:26,780 Bye, Joey. 477 00:22:26,782 --> 00:22:29,616 - (Airport intercom beeps) - Vince: Call for flight 389 to Sydney. 478 00:22:29,618 --> 00:22:31,151 Now boarding at gate 33. 479 00:22:31,153 --> 00:22:32,920 Both: I'm that way. 480 00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:38,258 (Melancholy music playing) 481 00:22:42,831 --> 00:22:43,897 (Laughs) 482 00:22:59,614 --> 00:23:00,948 Hey, Maddie! 483 00:23:00,950 --> 00:23:02,549 Hey, Joey! Welcome home! 484 00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,555 Oh, did I wake you, Mom and Dad? 485 00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:12,726 Sorry, but look who's home from an unauthorized trip across the country. 486 00:23:14,696 --> 00:23:16,730 I'll just be over here by the popcorn. 487 00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,568 Maddie, we need to talk. 488 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:23,704 I know, and before you guys say anything, 489 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:26,774 let me just say that I am really, really, really, really sorry. 490 00:23:26,776 --> 00:23:29,977 You're also really, really, really grounded. 491 00:23:29,979 --> 00:23:31,612 Totally fair. 492 00:23:31,614 --> 00:23:32,579 What I did was wrong. 493 00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,683 What about me? 494 00:23:36,685 --> 00:23:38,118 What about you? 495 00:23:39,254 --> 00:23:41,655 - Am I grounded? - Why? You didn't do anything. 496 00:23:41,657 --> 00:23:43,123 What? 497 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,259 Really? I don't believe this! 498 00:23:45,261 --> 00:23:50,697 I am offended, I am hurt, and I am tired, and I am going to bed! 499 00:23:54,002 --> 00:23:56,670 Best TV show ever! 500 00:23:58,706 --> 00:24:00,067 Parker: No one questions poop, yo. 501 00:24:00,117 --> 00:24:04,667 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35391

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