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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,200 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,505 --> 00:00:07,209 Morning, campers! (Imitates rooster crowing) 3 00:00:07,211 --> 00:00:10,846 Hope you all had a good night's stay at Camp Hi-Joe-Watha! 4 00:00:10,848 --> 00:00:14,282 Boiled eggs are in the bucket. 5 00:00:14,284 --> 00:00:16,184 I got your shower tickets here 6 00:00:16,186 --> 00:00:18,854 'cause it really smells like a lot of you guys could use these. 7 00:00:18,856 --> 00:00:22,758 Joseph Rooney! What is going on? 8 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:25,660 I turned our backyard into a campground. 9 00:00:25,662 --> 00:00:27,629 No, I can see that. I guess what I was wondering is, 10 00:00:27,631 --> 00:00:29,831 why did you turn our backyard into a campground? 11 00:00:30,767 --> 00:00:33,335 To make some coin so I can buy my tickets for SPARF. 12 00:00:34,737 --> 00:00:38,306 SPARF stands for Stevens Point Awesome Rock Festival. 13 00:00:38,308 --> 00:00:40,709 It is the musical event of the summer! 14 00:00:40,711 --> 00:00:45,347 Last year, One Direction headlined, and I got my picture taken with Zane, 15 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:48,850 back before he broke this Directioner's heart. 16 00:00:49,819 --> 00:00:51,653 Mom, your son is a genius. 17 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:52,764 Every hotel in town is booked. 18 00:00:52,795 --> 00:00:55,424 The money that I'm making is going to get me into the festival, 19 00:00:55,426 --> 00:00:57,592 where Andy Grammer is performing. 20 00:00:57,594 --> 00:00:58,960 Mom, can you stand it? 21 00:00:58,962 --> 00:01:00,862 No, but I can end it. 22 00:01:01,998 --> 00:01:04,232 Have them all gone by the time I get home, 23 00:01:04,234 --> 00:01:06,835 and you, sir, are grounded for a week. 24 00:01:06,837 --> 00:01:08,703 Give me back my hat. 25 00:01:08,705 --> 00:01:10,572 I'll get my shorts later. 26 00:01:11,741 --> 00:01:14,776 (Theme music playing) 27 00:01:14,778 --> 00:01:16,344 Better in stereo 28 00:01:16,346 --> 00:01:18,413 B... B... Better in stereo 29 00:01:18,415 --> 00:01:20,449 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 30 00:01:20,451 --> 00:01:22,851 - I lace up my high tops - Oh, no 31 00:01:22,853 --> 00:01:24,686 Slam dunk, ready or not 32 00:01:24,688 --> 00:01:26,421 Yeah, show me what you got 33 00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:28,824 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 34 00:01:28,826 --> 00:01:30,826 I dare you, come on and follow 35 00:01:30,828 --> 00:01:33,295 You dance to your own beat 36 00:01:33,297 --> 00:01:35,297 I'll sing the melody 37 00:01:35,299 --> 00:01:37,799 When you say yea-ah-ah 38 00:01:37,801 --> 00:01:39,668 I say no-oh-oh 39 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:41,937 When you say stop 40 00:01:41,939 --> 00:01:44,439 All I want to do is go go go 41 00:01:44,441 --> 00:01:47,442 You you, the other half of me me 42 00:01:47,444 --> 00:01:49,444 The half I'll never be-e 43 00:01:49,446 --> 00:01:53,315 The half that drives me crazy 44 00:01:53,317 --> 00:01:56,351 You you, the better half of me me 45 00:01:56,353 --> 00:01:58,620 The half I'll always need 46 00:01:58,622 --> 00:02:00,055 But we both know 47 00:02:00,057 --> 00:02:02,324 We're better in stereo. 48 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:08,764 Both: Liv, help. 49 00:02:08,766 --> 00:02:10,733 Both: Sorry, you go. 50 00:02:10,735 --> 00:02:12,701 - I need to talk about Holden. - I need to talk about Diggie. 51 00:02:12,703 --> 00:02:13,769 Both: Sorry, you go. 52 00:02:14,704 --> 00:02:16,705 I am so glad that you came to me. 53 00:02:16,707 --> 00:02:19,375 We girls need a tribe that we can count on. 54 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:20,663 Okay, Andie, you start. 55 00:02:20,694 --> 00:02:24,914 Well, Holden and I bought tickets to SPARF before we broke up. 56 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:27,917 Diggie and I bought tickets to SPARF before we broke up. 57 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,785 (Gasps) Same-sies. 58 00:02:29,787 --> 00:02:32,621 All: Whoa! 59 00:02:32,623 --> 00:02:33,756 I know, right? 60 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:35,057 (Chuckles) 61 00:02:35,059 --> 00:02:37,226 What do you want, Todd Stetson? 62 00:02:37,228 --> 00:02:41,063 Just to brighten your day one chiseled ab at a time. 63 00:02:41,065 --> 00:02:42,898 Drink it in, Glasses. 64 00:02:45,235 --> 00:02:46,702 Beat it, Beef Jerky. 65 00:02:46,704 --> 00:02:48,771 I have to hit the weight room anyway. 66 00:02:48,773 --> 00:02:50,306 It's my abs-iversary. 67 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:52,942 Four years and the six-pack is still going strong! 68 00:02:54,377 --> 00:02:55,845 (Mouths) 69 00:02:55,847 --> 00:02:59,114 (All groan) 70 00:02:59,116 --> 00:03:01,383 Okay, back to your dual dilemmas. 71 00:03:01,385 --> 00:03:03,786 Andie, do you still want to go to SPARF? 72 00:03:03,788 --> 00:03:04,954 No. 73 00:03:04,956 --> 00:03:06,755 If I go, Holden will be there, 74 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:10,883 and if I don't go, then I'll just be at home alone, thinking about him. 75 00:03:10,914 --> 00:03:14,263 Okay, what you need is a break-up intervention. 76 00:03:14,265 --> 00:03:16,866 Give your tickets to Holden, I will not go to SPARF, 77 00:03:16,868 --> 00:03:19,768 and you and I will have a super-fun girls' weekend instead! 78 00:03:20,704 --> 00:03:23,739 I once did a break-up intervention for South Salamanca. 79 00:03:23,741 --> 00:03:24,773 That's my co-star on... 80 00:03:24,775 --> 00:03:26,055 Sing It Loud! 81 00:03:26,086 --> 00:03:31,143 By the end of the weekend, she was so over her ex, you don't even know. 82 00:03:32,816 --> 00:03:35,718 She just says that a lot. "You don't even know." 83 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,753 Ooh, that is really fun. 84 00:03:38,688 --> 00:03:40,055 You'd give up SPARF for me? 85 00:03:40,057 --> 00:03:41,724 That's the nicest thing anyone's done 86 00:03:41,726 --> 00:03:43,959 since my brother took that garter snake out of my hair. 87 00:03:46,763 --> 00:03:51,800 I just don't know how to respond to you when you say things like that. 88 00:03:53,436 --> 00:03:58,340 So, moving on, Maddie, do you still want to go to SPARF with Diggie? 89 00:03:58,342 --> 00:04:00,743 Um... maybe. 90 00:04:00,745 --> 00:04:02,411 I don't know. 91 00:04:02,413 --> 00:04:03,979 Both: She totally knows. 92 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:06,815 Okay. Yes. 93 00:04:06,817 --> 00:04:11,086 I still want to go to SPARF with Diggie, but if I ask him and he says no, 94 00:04:11,088 --> 00:04:13,856 I'm going to feel like a doofus. 95 00:04:13,858 --> 00:04:15,057 It's bad enough that I already got dumped. 96 00:04:15,059 --> 00:04:17,159 I don't want to feel like a dumped doofus. 97 00:04:19,029 --> 00:04:21,397 Okay, so then don't ask him. 98 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:24,733 Just talk to him, you know? See what he's feeling. 99 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:27,136 Suss out the sitch. 100 00:04:27,138 --> 00:04:29,939 Yeah, I can suss. 101 00:04:29,941 --> 00:04:31,106 Consider it sussed. 102 00:04:32,309 --> 00:04:35,244 (School bell rings) 103 00:04:37,747 --> 00:04:40,316 (Celebratory music playing) 104 00:04:41,484 --> 00:04:43,118 Aw! 105 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,188 Jerk-tourage, you remembered my abs-iversary! 106 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:55,798 Yo! Look who scored free tickets to SPARF, courtesy of Liv. 107 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,033 Apparently, she's doing some stupid girls' weekend 108 00:04:58,035 --> 00:05:01,303 because Andie is still super upset about being dumped on live television. 109 00:05:01,305 --> 00:05:03,339 (Scoffs) 110 00:05:03,341 --> 00:05:05,307 Girls can be so sensitive. 111 00:05:05,309 --> 00:05:07,876 I know, dude! So sensitive. 112 00:05:07,878 --> 00:05:10,829 So, do you want to go with me? And please don't say no, man. 113 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:12,281 It's going to break my heart. 114 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:14,416 Well, I do enjoy watching you cry, 115 00:05:14,418 --> 00:05:17,953 but not as much as I'll enjoy being at SPARF! 116 00:05:17,955 --> 00:05:20,856 Both: Oh, we're going to SPARF 117 00:05:20,858 --> 00:05:21,873 We're going to SPARF 118 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:22,916 - Okay, now! - We're going to SPARF 119 00:05:22,947 --> 00:05:23,826 I'll take those. 120 00:05:23,828 --> 00:05:26,228 But those are my tickets to SPARF. 121 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:28,197 Yes, but you're grounded, remember? 122 00:05:28,199 --> 00:05:30,499 Oh, I didn't think you meant for SPARF, too. 123 00:05:30,501 --> 00:05:32,901 You meant SPARF, Mom? It's SPARF! 124 00:05:33,837 --> 00:05:34,764 Joey, look at me. 125 00:05:34,795 --> 00:05:38,474 Your punishment will go from one week to the entire summer 126 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:41,844 if you so much as step foot on the festival grounds. 127 00:05:41,846 --> 00:05:44,913 Parker, honey, enjoy the festival. 128 00:05:47,050 --> 00:05:50,886 Well, no Andy Grammer concert for this Grammer Jammer. 129 00:05:52,489 --> 00:05:54,890 Hold on. Maybe there is a way. 130 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:56,992 My noggin smells a challenge. 131 00:05:56,994 --> 00:05:57,748 You heard them. 132 00:05:57,779 --> 00:06:00,362 I can't step foot on festival grounds, Parker. 133 00:06:00,364 --> 00:06:02,264 There is no possible way for me to go. 134 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:04,199 Challenge accepted! 135 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:07,970 Right, noggin? My noggin says yes. 136 00:06:07,972 --> 00:06:09,071 (Inaudible dialogue) 137 00:06:16,613 --> 00:06:18,180 Hey! 138 00:06:18,182 --> 00:06:20,049 Have not talked to you in a while. 139 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,420 I've just got to find out if Diggie wants to go to SPARF with me 140 00:06:24,422 --> 00:06:28,323 without asking Diggie if he wants to go to SPARF with me. 141 00:06:28,325 --> 00:06:30,292 I've just got to suss out the sitch. 142 00:06:31,227 --> 00:06:32,528 So... 143 00:06:33,596 --> 00:06:35,197 Our SPARF tickets came. (Chuckles) 144 00:06:35,199 --> 00:06:36,465 Oh, yeah. 145 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,200 We bought those together when we were... 146 00:06:38,202 --> 00:06:39,868 Both: Together. 147 00:06:39,870 --> 00:06:41,270 Yeah. 148 00:06:41,272 --> 00:06:44,273 So, the ticket... the-the-the... uh, the-the tickets... 149 00:06:44,275 --> 00:06:46,556 what do you... what do you want to do about these tickets? 150 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:50,412 What do I want to do? I want to go to the concert with Maddie. 151 00:06:50,414 --> 00:06:53,348 But I don't know if she wants to go with me. 152 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:58,020 It's time to become Diggie Smalls, teen detective. 153 00:06:59,022 --> 00:07:02,624 Well, I don't know, Maddie. What do you... want to do? 154 00:07:02,626 --> 00:07:07,596 (High-pitched voice) I mean, I guess I could give you the tickets, 155 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:11,100 if you wanted to take... someone. 156 00:07:12,502 --> 00:07:15,471 Yes! Nice wordplay, Maddie. 157 00:07:15,473 --> 00:07:19,074 I mean, (Scoffs) like, clearly, that someone is me. 158 00:07:20,009 --> 00:07:22,177 Okay. Yeah, no, there is... 159 00:07:22,179 --> 00:07:24,113 someone I want to take. 160 00:07:25,048 --> 00:07:28,083 Nailed that. She clearly knows I mean her. 161 00:07:28,085 --> 00:07:30,586 What does he mean? Who is this "someone"? 162 00:07:30,588 --> 00:07:32,387 (Gasps) 163 00:07:32,389 --> 00:07:34,556 Does he want to take someone else? 164 00:07:37,994 --> 00:07:39,561 Play it cool, girl. 165 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:42,598 Well, maybe I want to take someone else! 166 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:45,701 Wait, what? You have someone else? 167 00:07:45,703 --> 00:07:48,403 Maybe I do. 168 00:07:48,405 --> 00:07:51,073 Okay, well, you know what? Fine. Why don't you just go with them? 169 00:07:51,075 --> 00:07:51,762 Maybe I will! 170 00:07:51,793 --> 00:07:54,510 Why'd you even ask me if I wanted the tickets? 171 00:07:54,512 --> 00:07:57,312 So that I could... tell you who I'm going with! 172 00:07:58,448 --> 00:08:01,049 Fine. Go ahead. Tell me. Who? 173 00:08:03,653 --> 00:08:07,523 Yo, Glasses, I flexed so hard, my sleeves fell off. 174 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:12,961 I'm going to SPARF with Todd Stetson. 175 00:08:12,963 --> 00:08:13,996 Right? 176 00:08:13,998 --> 00:08:15,330 Yeah, we are. 177 00:08:15,332 --> 00:08:17,599 Stacy! 178 00:08:17,601 --> 00:08:20,135 We're a no-go for SPARF. Todd got an upgrade. 179 00:08:23,072 --> 00:08:23,839 Later, Dillie. 180 00:08:27,143 --> 00:08:28,510 It's Diggie. 181 00:08:32,248 --> 00:08:34,149 (Doorbell rings) 182 00:08:37,086 --> 00:08:40,088 I'm ready for a girls' weekend. 183 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:42,057 Thanks for the ride, Grandma! 184 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:43,225 (Engine revs) 185 00:08:43,227 --> 00:08:44,526 (Tires screeching) 186 00:08:47,130 --> 00:08:49,031 Andie, I am so excited that you're here. 187 00:08:49,033 --> 00:08:50,135 I have so many great ideas. 188 00:08:50,166 --> 00:08:54,136 First, we are going to start by painting each other's toenails all kinds of exotic patterns, 189 00:08:54,138 --> 00:08:55,404 or all black for you, 190 00:08:55,406 --> 00:08:57,272 and then... (Giggles) 191 00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:59,141 Stop! 192 00:08:59,143 --> 00:09:02,077 Only dolphins can understand you right now. 193 00:09:03,079 --> 00:09:05,547 Sorry. I'm just so excited. 194 00:09:05,549 --> 00:09:09,651 I know, but I have an idea that will definitely get my mind off Holden. 195 00:09:09,653 --> 00:09:11,253 I want to do... 196 00:09:14,123 --> 00:09:15,490 this. 197 00:09:16,793 --> 00:09:20,395 You want to volunteer at the slaughterhouse? 198 00:09:20,397 --> 00:09:22,197 Even better. 199 00:09:22,199 --> 00:09:24,533 We're going to the dump to collect scrap metal 200 00:09:24,535 --> 00:09:28,036 for a weekend welding extravaganza! 201 00:09:28,038 --> 00:09:30,405 (Indifferently) Yay. Okay. 202 00:09:30,407 --> 00:09:34,243 Yeah. I mean, if-if rusted, filthy metal 203 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:38,580 is what is going to heal that broken heart of yours, then I am in. 204 00:09:40,183 --> 00:09:41,583 Thank you. (Screams) 205 00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:43,318 (Laughs nervously) Wow. 206 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,354 These are heavy. 207 00:09:45,356 --> 00:09:48,490 Yeah, well, you want them thick so that the rats can't chew through. 208 00:09:51,194 --> 00:09:54,196 Best girls' weekend ever! 209 00:09:55,832 --> 00:09:58,267 Hey, Munch, I figured out a way around your grounding. 210 00:09:58,269 --> 00:10:01,336 You're going to SPARF without stepping foot on anything. 211 00:10:01,338 --> 00:10:04,539 (Gasps) Did you find a magic ring in an ancient cave 212 00:10:04,541 --> 00:10:07,342 that bestows the power of levitation to its guardian? 213 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:11,246 - No. - Oh. 214 00:10:12,215 --> 00:10:14,216 Just stop munching out and follow me. 215 00:10:17,620 --> 00:10:23,158 Welcome to Air Parker, offering daily non-stop service to SPARF. 216 00:10:25,194 --> 00:10:27,596 This chair is just going to float me to the concert? 217 00:10:27,598 --> 00:10:30,232 And your feet will never touch the festival grounds. 218 00:10:30,234 --> 00:10:32,401 Which means that I am not breaking the rules of my grounding! 219 00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:34,202 Parker, you're a genius! 220 00:10:36,439 --> 00:10:40,509 Wait, is this another elaborate prank to launch me into low earth orbit? 221 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:44,313 I'm not going to lie. It crossed my mind. 222 00:10:44,315 --> 00:10:46,648 But don't worry, I'll keep you tethered with this leash, 223 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:49,584 and can pull you around while we SPARF our brains out! 224 00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:51,320 I want to high-five your noggin! 225 00:10:51,322 --> 00:10:52,387 High-five away. 226 00:10:52,389 --> 00:10:53,689 Aw. 227 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:58,126 All right, you ready? Comfortable? 228 00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:01,263 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Nice lumbar support. 229 00:11:01,265 --> 00:11:03,532 Aw, a cup holder? That's so thoughtful. 230 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:07,269 Yeah, man, I am ready for liftoff! 231 00:11:09,238 --> 00:11:12,708 Oh, I'm floating! Wee! 232 00:11:15,144 --> 00:11:19,214 (Electronic music playing) 233 00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:26,288 Maddie, how epic is SPARF? 234 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:27,522 (Camera clicks) Yeah, it's great. 235 00:11:27,524 --> 00:11:30,592 Um, I could actually use a hand. 236 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,227 No can do, boo. 237 00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:34,930 I got one hand for my selfie stick and one for my thumbs up. 238 00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:36,198 (Camera clicks) 239 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:38,200 Yeah, um... 240 00:11:39,335 --> 00:11:40,168 So... 241 00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,771 this was a mistake. 242 00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:45,640 Um, I'm just going to go. 243 00:11:49,178 --> 00:11:50,679 - Hey, Rooney. - Diggie. 244 00:11:51,714 --> 00:11:53,582 Oh! Diggie showed up! 245 00:11:53,584 --> 00:11:57,753 Yes! The thought of Todd Stetson and me is killing him. 246 00:11:57,755 --> 00:12:00,589 Almost as much as it is killing me. 247 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:02,891 Hey, Diggie. 248 00:12:02,893 --> 00:12:04,192 'Sup? 249 00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:06,194 Oh, stuff. 250 00:12:07,330 --> 00:12:09,498 Lots of stuff. 251 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:12,534 (Chuckles) Okay. 252 00:12:12,536 --> 00:12:14,269 Um, what are you doing here? 253 00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:16,338 Oh, I'm doing the same thing you're doing, you know. 254 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:18,306 Enjoying the concert. 255 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:20,208 With my date. 256 00:12:21,277 --> 00:12:23,812 You... You brought a... With your... your-your date... 257 00:12:23,814 --> 00:12:26,381 What-What-What date? Who date? 258 00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:30,886 (Girl singing) Oh, you don't even know 259 00:12:32,422 --> 00:12:34,790 South Salamanca? 260 00:12:34,792 --> 00:12:36,391 (Giggles) 261 00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:41,363 Liv's Hollywood friend who tried to steal Diggie from me last time she was here? 262 00:12:41,365 --> 00:12:43,231 He brought her? 263 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,568 (Raspy voice) Diggie done, done me wrong. 264 00:12:46,570 --> 00:12:48,937 (Squeals) 265 00:12:48,939 --> 00:12:51,373 (Screams) 266 00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:55,544 South. 267 00:12:55,546 --> 00:12:56,611 - Maddie! - South! 268 00:12:57,713 --> 00:13:02,284 You're in Stevens Point at a concert with Diggie! 269 00:13:03,953 --> 00:13:06,855 What? South was in town so I asked her to come. 270 00:13:08,424 --> 00:13:10,425 Okay, that's a lie. I tracked her down in L.A. 271 00:13:10,427 --> 00:13:11,827 and used my savings to fly her out 272 00:13:11,829 --> 00:13:13,929 because she annoys Maddie as much as Todd annoys me. 273 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,397 I'm not proud. 274 00:13:16,332 --> 00:13:17,632 I'm a little proud. 275 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,936 Double date selfie! 276 00:13:20,938 --> 00:13:22,270 (Camera clicks) 277 00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:36,651 Okay. (Chuckles) There it is. 278 00:13:36,653 --> 00:13:39,621 A bunch of slimy, rusted metal. 279 00:13:40,556 --> 00:13:44,726 It's kind of funny I had to go to the dump to get over being dumped, huh? 280 00:13:46,362 --> 00:13:49,364 Ha. So funny. 281 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,968 I think you know what we need to do now. 282 00:13:52,970 --> 00:13:55,303 Take a shower that lasts for days 283 00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:58,473 and scrub with steel wool but never quite feel clean? 284 00:13:58,475 --> 00:13:59,841 No. 285 00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:03,311 We weld! 286 00:14:03,313 --> 00:14:05,347 (Electronic music playing) 287 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,455 South Salamanca? Are you for real? 288 00:14:13,457 --> 00:14:15,390 Oh, it doesn't get any realer. 289 00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:18,360 All I wanted to do was go to SPARF with Diggie, 290 00:14:18,362 --> 00:14:24,799 and now, I am stuck with Todd Stetson, and Diggie is with South Salamanca. 291 00:14:24,801 --> 00:14:26,334 Ha! 292 00:14:27,303 --> 00:14:28,703 You know, I'm just going to say it. 293 00:14:28,705 --> 00:14:31,006 You biffed this, Mad Dog. 294 00:14:31,008 --> 00:14:32,374 Biffed it bad. 295 00:14:33,576 --> 00:14:35,911 Dig-a-licious! 296 00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,812 (Giggles) I've got a treat for you. 297 00:14:37,814 --> 00:14:41,650 It's so good. You don't even know! 298 00:14:42,952 --> 00:14:46,988 Her voice is like a thousand tiny hammers clubbing my head. 299 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:50,425 You did this to yourself, Dillie. 300 00:14:51,254 --> 00:14:53,895 Okay. Oh, thank you! You're just going to feed it to me. All right. 301 00:14:53,897 --> 00:14:55,764 - So good. - Uh-huh. Yup. 302 00:14:55,766 --> 00:14:57,999 Best popcorn ever. So yummy. 303 00:14:58,001 --> 00:14:59,467 Thanks. 304 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:02,504 (Fake laughs) Oh, Toddie? 305 00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:06,808 Would you open my lemonade for me with your abs? 306 00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:22,090 (Sighs) Abs-olutely refreshing. 307 00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:25,961 I can also grate cheese if you need it. 308 00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,562 (Gasps) 309 00:15:28,531 --> 00:15:33,501 Ooh! Open mine with your abs, Diggie Boo Boo. 310 00:15:35,838 --> 00:15:37,539 (Fake laughs) 311 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:40,008 Okay. Sure thing, babe. 312 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,076 Here I go. Just... 313 00:15:41,078 --> 00:15:42,611 Oh, is that a Kardashian? 314 00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:43,745 Where? 315 00:15:45,982 --> 00:15:47,983 (Squeals) 316 00:15:47,985 --> 00:15:49,684 Look at us. 317 00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,720 Four best friends hanging out at SPARF. 318 00:15:51,722 --> 00:15:56,024 Glasses, Dillie, Shortie McHot Pants, and Todd Stetson up in this piece. 319 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:00,795 Yeah. 320 00:16:00,797 --> 00:16:03,765 I am having so much fun up in this piece! 321 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:06,201 Oh, not as much fun as I'm having up in this piece! 322 00:16:08,904 --> 00:16:10,472 Is that a challenge? 323 00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:11,873 Oh, what? You want to dance, Rooney? 324 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:12,907 - Yeah. - Okay. 325 00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:14,442 Let's dance. 326 00:16:14,444 --> 00:16:15,452 (Dance music playing) 327 00:16:15,483 --> 00:16:17,542 Let me see you wiggle, get low 328 00:16:21,450 --> 00:16:23,451 Get low 329 00:16:25,688 --> 00:16:28,056 Get low 330 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:30,659 (Cheers) 331 00:16:30,661 --> 00:16:34,596 Move it to the side-side-side 332 00:16:34,598 --> 00:16:37,132 Let me see you wiggle, get low 333 00:16:40,069 --> 00:16:41,603 Get low 334 00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:45,573 Get low, get low 335 00:16:49,545 --> 00:16:51,112 Get low 336 00:16:53,582 --> 00:16:55,684 Let me see you wiggle, get low 337 00:16:56,752 --> 00:16:58,253 Get low 338 00:16:59,188 --> 00:17:01,556 Get low 339 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,593 Get low 340 00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:12,667 Let me see you wiggle, get low 341 00:17:13,669 --> 00:17:15,203 Both: I win. 342 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,172 Now let me see you drop 343 00:17:19,608 --> 00:17:25,513 So, you've met Todd, but have you met Ron and John? 344 00:17:26,615 --> 00:17:29,651 Ooh! Your chest is so smooth. 345 00:17:29,653 --> 00:17:31,653 You're like a super ripped baby. 346 00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,154 (Squeals) 347 00:17:34,623 --> 00:17:36,023 Let me see you wiggle, get low 348 00:17:38,594 --> 00:17:39,627 Yeah! 349 00:17:39,629 --> 00:17:41,796 Weekend welding project complete! 350 00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:42,831 Yay! 351 00:17:42,833 --> 00:17:44,666 Are you completely over Holden? 352 00:17:44,668 --> 00:17:46,134 - Yes! - Yay! 353 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:53,675 Then why does your sculpture look kind of like Holden playing his guitar? 354 00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:56,945 I don't know! 355 00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:03,985 Okay, so maybe you're not completely over him? 356 00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:05,553 Guess it's back to the dump. 357 00:18:05,555 --> 00:18:07,288 No! No, no, no. 358 00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:11,659 No. Um... 359 00:18:11,661 --> 00:18:14,062 What else do you do when you're upset? 360 00:18:14,064 --> 00:18:16,598 Smash stuff. 361 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:24,339 Smash away, my very violent friend. 362 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:30,612 (Metal being crushed) 363 00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:31,880 Whoo! 364 00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:33,915 Are you over Holden now? 365 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,917 One sec. 366 00:18:42,291 --> 00:18:44,893 Now, I am. 367 00:18:44,895 --> 00:18:46,628 Great! 368 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,696 Ooh, how about we go get those manicures? 369 00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:50,698 (Truck horn honking) 370 00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,368 Sorry, my mom's here to pick me up. 371 00:18:55,337 --> 00:18:57,071 But this was awesome, Liv. 372 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:58,239 Thanks. 373 00:18:58,241 --> 00:19:00,775 Okay. 374 00:19:00,777 --> 00:19:02,644 Bye. 375 00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:05,713 Hey. 376 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:06,589 Hey. 377 00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:10,084 I, um, came by with a peace offering. 378 00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:11,352 I opened it with my hands. 379 00:19:13,656 --> 00:19:14,789 Thank you. 380 00:19:14,791 --> 00:19:16,858 Hey, I'm sorry. 381 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,394 I really never wanted to come here with Todd Stetson. 382 00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:22,096 I'm sorry, too. I didn't want to come with South either. 383 00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,998 (Mocking) "You don't even know!" 384 00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:30,171 Hey, is there... 385 00:19:30,173 --> 00:19:32,006 any way that we could just enjoy the concert together 386 00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:34,008 even though we're not, like... 387 00:19:34,010 --> 00:19:35,143 together? 388 00:19:36,078 --> 00:19:37,278 That'd be really cool. 389 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,647 You don't think, uh... 390 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:41,015 Todd or South will mind, do you? 391 00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:44,419 And this is me eating kale. 392 00:19:44,421 --> 00:19:46,688 This is me bench pressing a wolf. 393 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:51,793 Something tells me they'll be fine. 394 00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:52,481 They'll be fine. 395 00:19:52,512 --> 00:19:56,731 Man: Ladies and gentle-teens, it's Andy Grammer! 396 00:19:56,733 --> 00:19:58,299 (Cheering) 397 00:20:02,037 --> 00:20:03,705 Stevens Point! 398 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:05,106 Are we ready to rock SCARF? 399 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:08,042 SPARF? Really? 400 00:20:08,044 --> 00:20:11,145 Okay. Let's do this. 401 00:20:12,915 --> 00:20:14,883 Nah, nah, honey, I'm good 402 00:20:14,885 --> 00:20:16,951 I could have another, but I probably should not 403 00:20:16,953 --> 00:20:18,820 I got somebody at home 404 00:20:18,822 --> 00:20:20,922 And if stay, I might not leave alone 405 00:20:20,924 --> 00:20:22,857 No, honey, I'm good 406 00:20:22,859 --> 00:20:24,959 I could have another, but I probably should not 407 00:20:24,961 --> 00:20:26,828 I gotta bid you adieu 408 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,930 To another, I will stay true 409 00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:31,432 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 410 00:20:31,434 --> 00:20:33,401 I will stay true 411 00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:35,703 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 412 00:20:35,705 --> 00:20:37,405 I will stay true 413 00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,474 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 414 00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:41,342 True 415 00:20:41,344 --> 00:20:43,444 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 416 00:20:43,446 --> 00:20:45,747 It's been a long night here 417 00:20:45,749 --> 00:20:47,982 And a long night there 418 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:51,119 And these long, long legs, yeah, they're everywhere 419 00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,153 Hold up now 420 00:20:52,155 --> 00:20:55,723 You look good, I will not lie 421 00:20:55,725 --> 00:20:59,494 But if you ask where I'm staying tonight 422 00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:02,163 I gotta be like, "Oh, baby, no, baby 423 00:21:02,165 --> 00:21:03,798 "You got me all wrong, baby 424 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,769 My baby's already got all of my love" 425 00:21:07,771 --> 00:21:09,737 So, nah, nah, honey, I'm good 426 00:21:09,739 --> 00:21:12,140 I could have another, but I probably should not 427 00:21:12,142 --> 00:21:13,841 I got somebody at home 428 00:21:13,843 --> 00:21:16,110 And if I stay, I might not leave alone 429 00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:17,779 No, honey, I'm good 430 00:21:17,781 --> 00:21:19,981 I could have another, but I probably should not 431 00:21:19,983 --> 00:21:21,916 I gotta bid you adieu 432 00:21:21,918 --> 00:21:24,485 To another, I will stay true 433 00:21:24,487 --> 00:21:26,888 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 434 00:21:26,890 --> 00:21:28,256 I will stay true 435 00:21:28,258 --> 00:21:30,858 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 436 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:32,360 I will stay true 437 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:34,395 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 438 00:21:34,397 --> 00:21:36,331 I will stay true 439 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,766 Ooh, ooh, ooh-woo-woo 440 00:21:38,768 --> 00:21:40,201 I will stay true 441 00:21:40,203 --> 00:21:44,238 (Cheering and applause) 442 00:21:47,843 --> 00:21:48,943 South Salamanca? 443 00:21:50,846 --> 00:21:52,914 I got dibs, Todd! 444 00:21:58,887 --> 00:22:01,856 You're releasing me into the atmosphere! I knew it! 445 00:22:01,858 --> 00:22:04,258 (Voice fades out) Parker! 446 00:22:08,263 --> 00:22:11,799 Sorry I forgot to call you yesterday, buddy. 447 00:22:11,801 --> 00:22:14,235 Happy abs-iversary. 448 00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:17,939 Hope it was a good one. 449 00:22:22,077 --> 00:22:24,312 I'm home. I'm home. 450 00:22:24,314 --> 00:22:26,981 I'm home. Back on solid ground! 451 00:22:30,052 --> 00:22:31,319 Hello, Father. 452 00:22:34,089 --> 00:22:36,891 I assume additional punishment will be administered. 453 00:22:38,994 --> 00:22:42,497 I won't say a word to your mother... 454 00:22:42,499 --> 00:22:43,998 if I get to take a ride. 455 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,434 Oh, hop on, Dad! 456 00:22:46,436 --> 00:22:48,469 All right. Bon voyage, Father. 457 00:22:48,471 --> 00:22:51,105 And remember, don't text and float. 458 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:55,910 How do I work a grill? 459 00:22:57,913 --> 00:22:58,994 Joey's voice: Ron and John? 460 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:03,594 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32941

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