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Come on, Reggie!
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We are building a rocket engine, and you
put the gimbal block in upside down.
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Don't you know anything
about gimbal blocks?
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No, I don't.
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And I'm sick of doing science.
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I want to stop.
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Stop? When I'm this close
to perfecting the invention
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that will forever change the
way man lives on this planet?
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(Sighs) Hate to break it to you, Dr. P,
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but someone's already invented the shoe.
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This is not just a shoe.
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This is a rocket shoe.
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Lace these babies up, and
they can take you to the moon.
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I don't know how you're gonna get back,
but I'm working on a sock for that.
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I'm all scienced out.
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Can't we just do
something regular, like dig
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a hole or drop some sticks down the sewer?
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Look, when we're at your
house, we do what you want.
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So when we're at my
house, we do what I want.
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But we're never at my house.
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Because we'd have to do what you want!
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I have a pool and a trampoline.
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What's wrong with you?
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Those are toys for kids!
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We are scientists!
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Scientists were kids
before they were scientists.
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Hey!
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Do either of you guys
want to play basketball?
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- No!
- Yes!
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Yes!
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With Willow spending all of her time
rehearsing with Liv and the band,
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and Diggie, you know...
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Being a heartbreaking jerk-face,
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I really haven't had
anyone to shoot hoops with.
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Reggie's as good a victim as anyone.
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What? We've already been through this.
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When we're at my house...
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but when we're at Maddie's house,
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we do what Maddie wants.
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Seriously? You're
choosing my sister over me?
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It's not you, Dr. P, it's me.
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And me is sick of you.
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Oh!
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Better in stereo
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B-b-better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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I lace up my high-tops
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you say yeah, I'll say no
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When you say stop
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All I wanna do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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And we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Liv!
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Andie!
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Why are we bouncing?
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I'm just so excited to tell you about
my date with Holden last night.
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Date recap!
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Spill.
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Look at me, talking to my good friend
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about the date she went
on with the guy I like.
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All kinds of mature.
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(Sighs)
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You know, if I'm ever gonna win an Oscar,
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it's going to be for
best supporting friend.
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Holden picked me up, and
we drove to the observatory.
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When we got there, he
surprised me with a picnic!
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No!
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Oh! This is so romantic.
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Yeah, you'd think, but once
you finish the potato salad,
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there's, like, nothing really to do.
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So, I took him down to the track
where my brother was racing!
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Okay, wait, but...
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Why would you leave a beautiful
picnic at the observatory
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to watch cars drive in the mud?
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Holden asked me the same
question, like, several times.
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But we weren't just watching.
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- (Giddy laugh)
- We were down in the pit
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right next to the roar of engines.
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(Shouting) Hey, guys! What's up?
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Um... Holden, you're kinda yelling.
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What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you!
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My hearing's shot from last night.
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That happens the first couple
times you go to the track.
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Are you talking right
now? I can't really tell!
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There's Willow.
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Gotta go tell her about
our magical evening!
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Did she say "magical" or "tragical?"
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Because it was extremely tragical.
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Um, Andie told me she had a really
great time with you last night.
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(Regular voice) I know.
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I'm beginning to think we don't
really have that much in common...
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You know, other than you.
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(Laughs nervously)
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Yes, that's me.
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The common denominator.
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Just... Friend to all.
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Guys!
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Our band just booked a gig!
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The dream is gonna be on TV!
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Oh! This is so awesome! What show?
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Nimbus at night.
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Oh! This is so awesome!
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What is that?
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Oh, it's Johnny Nimbus'
new late night talk show.
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There's a live studio audience, and
everyone in town's gonna be watching
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because it airs right
before the crop report.
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(Gasps) This is so cool!
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That's awesome!
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(Shouting) I have no idea what Willow
said, but you guys look really happy.
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Stupid curtain!
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I'm in no mood, people.
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Let's just get on with it and
run through the parrot bit.
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(Bell rings)
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Unique New York. Unique
New York. Unique New York.
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Hello, Stevens point!
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It's your old pal Johnny Nimbus,
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and I am happy to say it's
time for "parrot pet peeves."
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That's where I debate the
hot-button issues of the day
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with everybody's favorite
parrot, joanne squawkers.
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Hey, joanne.
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What are we squawking about, Johnny?
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Well, today's topic is... animals!
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Should they be allowed to vote?
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I say yes!
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(Squawks) And they say I'm the birdbrain.
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Oh. Ha ha.
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- You know what?
- What?
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I can't do this.
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I have a degree from Harvard.
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Harvard!
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(Bell rings)
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Well, this is bad!
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Where are we going to find a lady
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with a squeaky enough
voice to be the parrot?
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Excuse me. Excuse me, man who lifts things.
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Do you know where the men's room is?
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I am interning at Nimbus at night
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so I look more well-rounded
on my college application.
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Right now, all I can list is a
failed attempt at jv badminton
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and an enviable collection
of kitty-cat t-shirts.
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Meow.
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Joey Rooney!
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Your squeaky, half-girl voice just
earned you a promotion, young man.
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How would you like to be the
voice of joanne squawkers?
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Now, there's no money, no health
insurance, no recognition...
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Mr. Nimbus, you can stop the
hard sell because I am in!
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I am the voice of a lady parrot.
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My college app is
looking better and better!
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So, joanne, how do you think
a rhinoceros would vote?
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I have no idea, Johnny, but I
know how he pays for dinner.
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He charges.
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(Laughs)
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Ha ha!
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I like that.
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You don't have to tell me, Johnny.
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I know it's great.
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Come on. Come at me.
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Oh, yes!
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What's that thing you say?
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All right! Bam what?
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Ha ha.
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(Sighs) You're really cute, but...
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Don't push it.
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Oh!
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Just apologize to Reggie.
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Absolutely not, mother.
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I still have my pride.
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(Chuckles) Well, fine.
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While you're standing at the sink, you
and your pride can wash some dishes.
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You know, pride is overrated.
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I'll just go apologize.
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Hi, Reggie.
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Oh. Hey there...
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Maddie's little brother.
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Okay, that stung, but I had it coming.
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Reggie, I'm sorry.
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Whoo! Weight lifted, bridges
mended, and we're friends again!
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Now let's build us some rocket shoes!
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Wow. Way to totally phone
in that apology, little bro.
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It doesn't matter. It was
sent direct to voice-mail.
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Ooh!
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Hey, want to play another game?
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Oh! Someone who cares what I want.
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How refreshing.
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Oh!
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He's mine now.
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(Piano melody)
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If I could do it all over
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maybe I'd do it different
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- (Crash)
- Oh!
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(Laughs nervously)
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Hey.
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Hmm. Uh, what are you doing?
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Well, I was working on
something that I thought
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that we could play on Nimbus at night.
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Hmm.
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I couldn't get that song that
you sang at prom out of my head.
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Oh. (Chuckles)
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He means "true love."
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Right. The song that reminds me
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that my good friend is
dating the guy that I like.
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Yeah, I can't really seem to
get that out of my head either.
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I was playing around with
the melody a little bit.
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So just let me know what you think.
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Okay.
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(Piano melody)
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If I could do it all over
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maybe I'd do it different
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maybe I wouldn't be here
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in this position
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I found you then I lost you
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looking back is torture
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and it hurts to know I let you go
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you live right around the corner
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Both:
and I could have had
it all, could have had it all
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true love, I know I had it
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true love was so hard to find
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true love, if I could get it back
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I'd never let it go this time
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true love
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is an inspiration
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true love
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it was mine all mine
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true love
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yeah
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I'd never let it go
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I'd never let it go
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(Both)
I'd never let it go this time
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- Whoa!
- Oh!
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What's going on in here?
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- Um...
- Yeah, what's going on in here?
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That duet sounds amazing!
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We have to do it on Nimbus at night.
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Yeah, I'm not sure we
want to go down that road.
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No, it's killer.
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Let's work on an arrangement.
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Tell you what, you and Holden
work out the song as a couple.
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Liv and I will just work
on some vocal exercises.
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Okay, try this.
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(Scale)
no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no
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No!
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Maddie, you have to fix this.
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I just caught Liv and Holden singing
to each other all lovey-dovey.
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I swear there were cartoon hearts
and unicorns circling their heads!
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Liv, is that true?
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I don't know.
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(Scoffs)
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Maybe there was, like, one unicorn.
261
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:04,522
There were multiple unicorns.
262
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,926
Okay.
263
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:08,960
Fine.
264
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,995
Holden and I had...
265
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:12,397
A romantic moment,
266
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,266
and it was really intense.
267
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:19,204
(Sighs) I don't know, guys.
268
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:22,540
I really thought that
I had swept this crush
269
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,008
that I have on Holden under a rug.
270
00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:27,145
But now there's just
this big, dusty, like...
271
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,981
Rug bump of feelings.
272
00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:34,052
Then you take that rug out and
you beat it with a stick!
273
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:40,125
Okay. So I think we all just
need to calm down a little bit.
274
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,328
Mostly Willow should calm down.
275
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:47,432
I just have to shut those
feelings down for good, that's all.
276
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:51,035
It's open season on unicorns.
277
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:55,340
Okay, you, like, seriously
need to dial it down.
278
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:57,275
I know.
279
00:13:00,579 --> 00:13:03,014
(Cheers and applause)
280
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,949
(Laughing) This is great.
281
00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,019
Okay, next topic. Pie versus cake.
282
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,053
Which one is better?
283
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,655
I stand in the corner of cake.
284
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,724
Joanne, give me a slice of your opinion.
285
00:13:12,726 --> 00:13:13,853
Squawk!
286
00:13:13,884 --> 00:13:18,363
Cake is the most overrated
of all the desserts.
287
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,664
(Audience groans)
288
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:24,035
Anyone with half a brain knows
that pie is better than cake.
289
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:24,877
Squawk!
290
00:13:24,908 --> 00:13:30,041
Joanne squawkers, if pie was better,
you'd have it at birthday parties.
291
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,743
Have you ever heard of a birthday pie?
292
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,278
I don't think so!
293
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,047
You just got nim-busted!
294
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,549
(Bell dings)
295
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,017
(Applause)
296
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,418
Nimbus: Now, we all know...
297
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,986
Hey.
298
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,988
Hi.
299
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,191
I really think that we need
to talk abut what happened.
300
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,559
Yeah, I've been thinking about it.
301
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,993
- Okay.
- Thinking about what?
302
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,528
Uh, uh...
303
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,197
Just thinking about...
304
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,299
Blowing the roof off this place!
305
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,733
(Imitates explosion)
306
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:57,335
(Liv laughs nervously)
307
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,137
But, you know, it's just gonna be so tough
308
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:01,573
- following joanne squawkers.
- Yeah.
309
00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,408
Good talk, miss squawk.
310
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:07,612
Hey, folks, we'll be right back with
local rock sensation the dream!
311
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:12,350
Right here on Nimbus... At night.
312
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,751
(Applause)
313
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,055
Oh!
314
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,324
I win again, Reginald.
315
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,628
How does that feel, huh?
316
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,264
Does it burn?
317
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,133
I think I see why nobody
wants to play with you.
318
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,468
You Rooneys are intense.
319
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,636
(Scoffs)
320
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,042
What are you doing?
321
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:40,311
Uhh...
322
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,247
The dishes.
323
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,093
(Band playing, applause)
324
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,230
Welcome back, Stevens point!
325
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,366
Boy, do I have a treat for you.
326
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:06,070
Joining me here tonight is the winner
of this year's battle of the bands,
327
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,238
the dream!
328
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,806
(Cheers and applause)
329
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:10,441
Hi!
330
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,744
Gimme some! All right!
331
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,246
Hey!
332
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,081
Welcome to the show, guys.
333
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,250
Thank you. Thank you so much for having us.
334
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:22,290
Now, Liv Rooney, you're
kind of a big deal.
335
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,390
Some would even say you're
the Johnny Nimbus of Hollywood.
336
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,226
(Laughs) Aw.
337
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,194
No one's ever said that, Johnny.
338
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:33,131
Ha ha! Give it time, kid, you'll get there.
339
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:38,703
Now, my sources tell me there
is a couple in this band.
340
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,737
(Audience gasps)
341
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,807
Liv, Holden, how long have
you been deeply in love?
342
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,276
(Laughs)
343
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,145
(Laughs)
344
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:48,268
Actually...
345
00:15:48,299 --> 00:15:52,750
Actually... Johnny, Holden
and I are the couple.
346
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,586
And don't they make a great one?
347
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,888
They do!
348
00:15:56,890 --> 00:16:00,758
Come on, Stevens point, put your
hands together for Holden and Andie.
349
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,460
Handie!
350
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,163
Hey!
351
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,166
You know, old Johnny cupid
should have said something there,
352
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,636
'cause I can tell Andie
is one smitten kitten.
353
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,137
Guilty.
354
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,505
How about you, Holden?
355
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,841
Are you as smitten as this kitten?
356
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,877
Um...
357
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:23,147
She's a great... Gal.
358
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,784
Great gal?
359
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,486
How about "light of your life,"
360
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:31,255
or "apple of your eye," or "one and only"?
361
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,224
Or stop me when you hear one you like.
362
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:37,495
I'm not sure I want to
talk about this on TV.
363
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:41,799
It's okay, Holden. I don't mind.
364
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,570
Um...
365
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,605
Well, uh...
366
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:49,640
Why are you being so weird?
367
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:51,175
Seriously.
368
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,244
I haven't had a conversation this awkward
369
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:55,580
since my first wife told
me she needed a break.
370
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,715
(Laughs nervously)
371
00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,318
Is that what's going on?
372
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,822
Holden, are you...
373
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,258
Are you breaking up with me?
374
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,963
Andie, I'm sorry.
375
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:15,233
I didn't want to tell you like this.
376
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,504
Wow.
377
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,606
Andie.
378
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,574
I-I gotta go.
379
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,350
Don't worry, Mr. Nimbus.
380
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,352
This may be my only chance to be on TV.
381
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,854
I'm not going anywhere.
382
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:44,295
(Band playing, applause)
383
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,833
Ha! Oh, welcome back, Stevens point.
384
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,303
Well, this was the part of the show
where our musical guests, the dream,
385
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,337
was supposed to perform.
386
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,873
Squawk! But they're all gone!
387
00:17:55,875 --> 00:18:00,411
This show's a disaster!
388
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,380
Squawk!
389
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,682
Joanne squawkers, don't be so negative.
390
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:05,917
We still got Willow here.
391
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,418
She'll sing for us, won't you, Willow?
392
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,487
What? No, I can't sing by myself.
393
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,291
Well, fine. We'll have Joey sing with you.
394
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,459
- Come up, Joey.
- Joey?
395
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,260
Joey. Joe...
396
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,528
- Joey!
- What?
397
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,563
I mean...
398
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,264
No
399
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,433
Joey? You're the parrot?
400
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,771
I don't want to freak you out, but I had
this exact scenario on my vision board.
401
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,442
Everything's coming up Willow!
402
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,947
(Both)
could have had it
all, could have had it all
403
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,415
(Off key)
but true love
404
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,283
(Off key)
I know I had it
405
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,786
(Both)
true love was so hard to find
406
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,387
true love
407
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:44,455
if I could get it back
408
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,391
I'd never let it go
409
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:50,394
this time
410
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,836
Oh, honey.
411
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,473
I saw the show. How's Andie?
412
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,842
Um...
413
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,077
I was actually just with her.
414
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,680
You know, she's pretty upset, but
I think she's gonna be okay.
415
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:13,918
She went to the scrapyard and welded
three minivans into a monster truck.
416
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,319
Well, that's good.
417
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,889
The blowtorch does seem to soothe her.
418
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:19,757
- (Doorbell rings)
- I got it.
419
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,065
Holden.
420
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,867
I need to talk to you.
421
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:33,337
I'll give you guys some privacy.
422
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,445
What were you thinking?
423
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,580
How could you do that to Andie?
424
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:46,350
I never meant for it to happen like that.
425
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,852
I was gonna break it off
with her after the show,
426
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,488
but when Nimbus put me on the spot...
427
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:53,424
I couldn't lie.
428
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,526
I have feelings for someone else.
429
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,061
- Holden...
- Let me finish.
430
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:09,907
When I first moved back home, I
felt something between you and me.
431
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,944
But I wasn't really sure
how you were feeling.
432
00:20:12,946 --> 00:20:15,479
And then Andie asked me to prom,
433
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,648
and she's...
434
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,983
Great.
435
00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:26,424
But the more time I spent with
her, the more I realized...
436
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:28,025
She's not the one for me.
437
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,966
Liv...
438
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,802
I like you.
439
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:46,043
Holden, I really like you, too.
440
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,817
And you're a really great guy.
441
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,051
But...
442
00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,088
But...
443
00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,625
But you know I can't date you.
444
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:04,228
I mean, Andie's my friend, and
she's hurting a lot right now,
445
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,598
and I'm not just gonna
hurt her more, you know?
446
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:12,436
Friends don't do that to each other.
447
00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:16,574
I'm sorry.
448
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,614
I understand.
449
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,616
Okay.
450
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:30,488
Okay.
451
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,631
(Door closes)
452
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,567
Now, I'm not going to lie.
453
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:46,837
I listened to that entire conversation.
454
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,874
I am so sorry, sweetie.
455
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,642
Did I do the right thing?
456
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,210
- You did.
- Okay.
457
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,546
You're a good friend.
458
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,715
Oh.
459
00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:04,121
It's 10 to 10.
460
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:07,491
Next basket wins.
461
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:08,893
Are you hearing me?
462
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,495
(Shouting) Are you hearing me?
463
00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:16,200
Whoa. And I thought
Parker was crazy-pants.
464
00:22:16,202 --> 00:22:20,638
- Uh, Reggie needs a timeout.
- You don't speak for me!
465
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,006
I need a timeout.
466
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:26,811
Still like playing with my sister?
467
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,946
Dude, all she does is scream in my face.
468
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,881
Well, I've got a way for you to beat her.
469
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:33,784
I'm all ears, Dr. P. I'll
do science. I'll do math.
470
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:36,587
Just please, help me take
that crazy woman down.
471
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,660
Behold.
472
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,695
The rocket shoe.
473
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,897
(Dramatic music plays)
474
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,535
You're not getting past me, tiny.
475
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,837
Come on.
476
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:55,072
I don't have to, 'cause I'm going over you.
477
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,173
(Beep)
478
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,048
(Grunts)
479
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:07,184
We did it, Dr. P! I win!
480
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,754
Aagghh!
481
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,656
Okay, but you cheated.
482
00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,825
There are no rocket shoes in basketball.
483
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:17,661
Too bad. So sad.
484
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,263
Let's go dig a hole, Reggie.
485
00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:23,601
You make my heart cry, Dr. P.
486
00:23:23,603 --> 00:23:25,035
(Beep)
487
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:32,777
Joey: Squawk!
488
00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,880
(Boing)
489
00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:40,480
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