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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:11,214 --> 00:00:13,415 I assume you've heard. 3 00:00:13,417 --> 00:00:16,184 That Ridgewood is hosting a battle of the bands? 4 00:00:16,186 --> 00:00:17,786 Of course I have. Have you? 5 00:00:17,788 --> 00:00:22,357 I wouldn't have just said that if I hadn't. 6 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,460 Who are you texting? 7 00:00:25,462 --> 00:00:28,397 No one. You? 8 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:30,332 No one. 9 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:34,336 (Snaps fingers) Minions, secret bistro meeting. 10 00:00:42,779 --> 00:00:45,247 What do you want, Artie? 11 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:47,949 To put the band back together. 12 00:00:47,951 --> 00:00:51,653 Artie and I weren't always sworn enemies. 13 00:00:51,655 --> 00:00:54,723 In seventh grade, we were in a band. 14 00:00:54,725 --> 00:00:58,560 Correction. We were in the most awesome band ever. 15 00:00:58,562 --> 00:01:01,229 We called ourselves acne. 16 00:01:01,231 --> 00:01:06,001 Our rock anthem pop the pimple was number one on the middle school charts. 17 00:01:06,003 --> 00:01:07,869 Who knows how far we could have gone? 18 00:01:07,871 --> 00:01:12,641 But we broke up because somebody had a bit of an ego. 19 00:01:12,643 --> 00:01:18,980 Ego; "E" for excellence, "g" for greatness, and "o" for "oh, I'm so good." 20 00:01:18,982 --> 00:01:22,317 So will you say yes to a reunion? 21 00:01:22,319 --> 00:01:24,352 I don't want to say it. 22 00:01:25,888 --> 00:01:27,589 I wanna sing it. 23 00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:30,258 (Snaps fingers) 24 00:01:30,260 --> 00:01:33,962 Don't leave it alone, pop, pop the pimple 25 00:01:33,964 --> 00:01:37,699 stain your mirror good, pop, pop the pimple 26 00:01:37,701 --> 00:01:39,668 (Shouts) 27 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:41,703 (Theme music playing) 28 00:01:41,705 --> 00:01:43,271 Better in stereo 29 00:01:43,273 --> 00:01:45,340 b... b... better in stereo 30 00:01:45,342 --> 00:01:47,375 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 31 00:01:47,377 --> 00:01:49,778 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 32 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,613 slam dunk, ready or not 33 00:01:51,615 --> 00:01:53,381 yeah, show me what you got 34 00:01:53,383 --> 00:01:55,650 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 35 00:01:55,652 --> 00:01:57,686 I dare you, come on and follow 36 00:01:57,688 --> 00:02:00,856 you dance to your own beat 37 00:02:00,858 --> 00:02:02,290 I'll sing the melody 38 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:04,860 when you say yea-ah-ah 39 00:02:04,862 --> 00:02:06,895 I say no-oh-oh 40 00:02:06,897 --> 00:02:08,830 when you say stop 41 00:02:08,832 --> 00:02:11,433 all I want to do is go go go 42 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,369 you you, the other half of me me 43 00:02:14,371 --> 00:02:16,805 the half I'll never be-e 44 00:02:16,807 --> 00:02:20,075 the half that drives me crazy 45 00:02:20,077 --> 00:02:23,445 you you, the better half of me me 46 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:25,714 the half I'll always need 47 00:02:25,716 --> 00:02:26,982 but we both know 48 00:02:26,984 --> 00:02:29,651 we're better in stereo. 49 00:02:33,656 --> 00:02:36,091 Oh! Hey, Andie. 50 00:02:36,093 --> 00:02:39,461 I have a prezzie for you. 51 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,931 No way. A bejeweled welding mask. 52 00:02:42,933 --> 00:02:47,402 This'll go great with the bejeweled blow torch you gave me last month. 53 00:02:47,404 --> 00:02:48,603 I know! 54 00:02:48,605 --> 00:02:50,372 I can't wait to show Holden. 55 00:02:51,874 --> 00:02:54,876 Holden. You know, the boy that I secretly like and I was about to ask out, 56 00:02:54,878 --> 00:02:57,045 but then Andie asked him first 'cause she didn't know I liked him, 57 00:02:57,047 --> 00:02:58,980 and now I have to avoid him because he's dating my friend 58 00:02:58,982 --> 00:03:00,549 and every time I see him I get the crushies? 59 00:03:00,551 --> 00:03:02,851 That Holden. 60 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:05,353 Liv, we haven't hung out much lately. 61 00:03:05,355 --> 00:03:07,389 Do you wanna go mini golfing after school? 62 00:03:07,391 --> 00:03:09,624 I don't really know about that. 63 00:03:09,626 --> 00:03:12,627 I really only spend time with people who have bejeweled welding masks. 64 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:16,898 (Shouts) I have one of those. 65 00:03:17,967 --> 00:03:20,669 Hey, Andie. Hey, Liv. 66 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:22,704 Hey, Holden. 67 00:03:22,706 --> 00:03:24,973 Liv's going mini golfing with us after school. 68 00:03:24,975 --> 00:03:28,076 - Oh, awesome. - Oh. (Laughs) 69 00:03:28,078 --> 00:03:30,078 We're going with Holden. 70 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,014 Wait till you see how amazing he is. 71 00:03:33,016 --> 00:03:35,951 - You're amazing. - No, you are. 72 00:03:35,953 --> 00:03:37,052 Stop. 73 00:03:37,054 --> 00:03:39,120 (Laughs) 74 00:03:39,122 --> 00:03:43,024 Aw. Oh! Wow, I just realized 75 00:03:43,026 --> 00:03:47,796 I have... I have stuff to do after school. 76 00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:52,033 And I also have things. 77 00:03:52,969 --> 00:03:55,704 Aw, well, that's a bummer, but okay. 78 00:03:55,706 --> 00:03:57,973 - Definitely another time. - Okay. 79 00:03:57,975 --> 00:04:00,108 When you're done with your things. 80 00:04:00,110 --> 00:04:04,179 (Laughs) Don't forget the stuff. 81 00:04:06,882 --> 00:04:08,717 - Crushies? - I don't wanna talk about it. 82 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:13,054 Okay. Three, two, one. 83 00:04:13,056 --> 00:04:15,490 Of course I've got the crushies, Maddie. 84 00:04:15,492 --> 00:04:18,727 It happens every single time I'm around Holden. 85 00:04:18,729 --> 00:04:21,830 And I want to hang out with Andie. She's just... 86 00:04:21,832 --> 00:04:23,431 she's always with him. 87 00:04:23,433 --> 00:04:25,066 I don't know. What do I do? 88 00:04:25,068 --> 00:04:28,436 Liv, I think just until you get over your feelings for Holden, 89 00:04:28,438 --> 00:04:31,940 you just need to find something that you and Andie can do without him, you know? 90 00:04:31,942 --> 00:04:35,043 - What up, my twins? - Hey! 91 00:04:35,045 --> 00:04:36,945 (Kisses) 92 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:39,014 - Who wants to join me in the battle... - I'm in! 93 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,949 - Of the bands? - No, I'm out. 94 00:04:42,918 --> 00:04:45,787 How about you, Liv? You sing while I kill it on the drums? 95 00:04:45,789 --> 00:04:48,156 Wills, I didn't know you played the drums. 96 00:04:48,158 --> 00:04:50,225 Yeah, took it up recently. 97 00:04:50,227 --> 00:04:53,128 Needed something to beat with a stick 98 00:04:53,130 --> 00:04:55,697 to release your pent up frustrations about Joey not returning your affections? 99 00:04:55,699 --> 00:04:58,266 Why won't he love me, Liv? Why?! 100 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:06,808 Anyways, the battle. What do you think? 101 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:09,010 I think that Andie plays the bass, 102 00:05:09,012 --> 00:05:12,647 and if we were in a band together, we could hang out without Holden. 103 00:05:12,649 --> 00:05:14,182 You know, he's the guy that I secretly like 104 00:05:14,184 --> 00:05:16,017 and I was about to ask out, but... 105 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:18,653 wait, I totally already told you guys this. 106 00:05:18,655 --> 00:05:22,524 Oh, hey, Andie, Willow and I are starting a band. 107 00:05:22,526 --> 00:05:23,992 Do you want to be in it? 108 00:05:23,994 --> 00:05:26,494 You bet I do. A band with my girls? 109 00:05:26,496 --> 00:05:29,197 Yes! We have a band. 110 00:05:29,199 --> 00:05:31,566 - Yay! Ow! - Oh! 111 00:05:34,136 --> 00:05:36,037 Oops, wrong twin. Help me. 112 00:05:41,877 --> 00:05:45,213 Where's nimbus? We need to do a sound check asap. 113 00:05:45,215 --> 00:05:48,283 Pardon me, have you seen my vectron fuel cell? 114 00:05:48,285 --> 00:05:50,518 I left it in here after the hovercraft races. 115 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:54,856 - It's about yay big and yay deadly. - (Laughs) 116 00:05:54,858 --> 00:05:57,826 You gifted and talented kids crack me up. 117 00:05:59,195 --> 00:06:00,995 Hey, give us a mic check. 118 00:06:00,997 --> 00:06:04,065 Sure. I mean, I'm no Johnny nimbus, 119 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:08,269 but I'll give it a... hello, Stevens Point, 120 00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:12,040 we are coming to you live from the battle of the bands... 121 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:14,843 Bands... bands... 122 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:20,281 A-bravo, a-bravo. 123 00:06:22,084 --> 00:06:26,821 But you lack the nimbus flair, that gives even the dullest of stories 124 00:06:26,823 --> 00:06:30,024 a sense of importance. 125 00:06:30,026 --> 00:06:32,122 Well, thanks for filling in, kid. 126 00:06:32,153 --> 00:06:35,997 Now step aside. The professional is here, here, here. 127 00:06:35,999 --> 00:06:40,835 Hey, don't get crusty because I pretended to be you. 128 00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:44,205 Not my fault if I made like a hammer and nailed it. 129 00:06:45,174 --> 00:06:47,208 The kid was pretty good, Johnny. 130 00:06:47,210 --> 00:06:49,644 Yeah, I could probably take your job. 131 00:06:49,646 --> 00:06:52,147 (Laughs) Listen, kid, 132 00:06:52,149 --> 00:06:55,717 I've been doing this since legendary weatherman Gus t. Wind 133 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,420 was sucked up in a twister back in '97. 134 00:06:58,422 --> 00:07:01,823 The way I inflect takes years to perfect. 135 00:07:01,825 --> 00:07:05,160 "The way I inflect takes years to perfect." 136 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:07,195 All right, beginner's luck. 137 00:07:07,197 --> 00:07:09,831 I mean, anybody can do that for a sentence or two, 138 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:14,736 but try spewing this powerful enthusiasm, making your voice go up and down 139 00:07:14,738 --> 00:07:16,838 and all round, 24/7. 140 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:20,008 Dude, a trained monkey could do that. 141 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:23,845 Oh. Well, I've interviewed several monkeys, smart guy. 142 00:07:23,847 --> 00:07:25,780 And trust me, they can't talk. 143 00:07:25,782 --> 00:07:29,083 It doesn't seem that hard to out-nimbus the nimbus. 144 00:07:29,085 --> 00:07:31,052 Here we go. 145 00:07:31,054 --> 00:07:34,255 You rooneys could turn sitting down into a competition. 146 00:07:34,257 --> 00:07:38,092 I sit better than all of them. I sit like a boss. 147 00:07:38,094 --> 00:07:44,165 Okay, lil' boss, I challenge you to a host battle, right here, ma?ana. 148 00:07:44,167 --> 00:07:46,167 - You're on. - Boom! Zap! 149 00:07:46,169 --> 00:07:49,971 It'll be a battle of the battle of the bands hosts. 150 00:07:49,973 --> 00:07:54,075 It'll be a match-up of the mic men. 151 00:07:54,077 --> 00:07:56,177 - See, that's what I said. - Yeah, but I said it better. 152 00:07:56,179 --> 00:07:57,312 (Feedback whines) 153 00:08:00,316 --> 00:08:02,150 All right, how about this for a name... 154 00:08:02,152 --> 00:08:04,986 Liv and the blowtorches? 155 00:08:06,722 --> 00:08:10,425 Andie, I don't know if I necessarily wanna be "Liz and the" anything. 156 00:08:10,427 --> 00:08:12,093 We need a name for us. 157 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:15,196 How about the dream? 158 00:08:15,198 --> 00:08:19,968 'Cause it was duct taped to my bass drum when I bought it at the thrift shop. 159 00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:21,169 Works for me. 160 00:08:21,171 --> 00:08:23,771 Yeah, all right, the dream it is. 161 00:08:23,773 --> 00:08:25,173 Let's do this! 162 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:30,445 Okay, so two summers ago, 163 00:08:30,447 --> 00:08:34,916 I played lead guitar in the movie the funaways. 164 00:08:34,918 --> 00:08:39,087 I mean, okay, so I mimed playing, but how hard can it be, right? 165 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:42,223 (Playing off-key) 166 00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:49,163 - That was... - Just don't say anything. 167 00:08:49,165 --> 00:08:51,099 I already know. 168 00:08:52,701 --> 00:08:54,068 I'm also just now realizing 169 00:08:54,070 --> 00:08:57,472 that my movie guitar was not plugged into anything. 170 00:08:57,474 --> 00:09:00,842 Liv, the contest is tomorrow. 171 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,443 We need a lead guitarist. 172 00:09:02,445 --> 00:09:05,079 Okay, let's all of us think. 173 00:09:05,081 --> 00:09:09,083 Do any of us know a lead guitarist? 174 00:09:09,085 --> 00:09:11,486 (Gasps) I know someone. 175 00:09:11,488 --> 00:09:14,822 - (Cheers) - (Playing tune) 176 00:09:23,198 --> 00:09:26,067 Is it me or did we just find our lead guitarist? 177 00:09:26,069 --> 00:09:28,903 You know we did. What do you say, Holden? 178 00:09:28,905 --> 00:09:31,306 I'm in if you're in. 179 00:09:31,308 --> 00:09:32,840 - Liv? - What? 180 00:09:32,842 --> 00:09:35,043 Yes, oh, yes. 181 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:37,078 I am so in... 182 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:38,880 Trouble. 183 00:09:42,751 --> 00:09:44,419 Artie, let's talk band names. 184 00:09:44,421 --> 00:09:48,222 I have got the perfect name for our new hip-hop sound... 185 00:09:48,224 --> 00:09:49,791 check it. 186 00:09:52,194 --> 00:09:54,162 Joe mama. 187 00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:58,066 Boo-ya! You love it? Naw, I can tell you love it. 188 00:09:58,068 --> 00:10:01,069 Naw, I don't. 189 00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:05,206 But I have a band name which will fit perfectly 190 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:09,544 with our new glam rock sound and look... red heat. 191 00:10:09,546 --> 00:10:11,179 (Snaps fingers) 192 00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:17,852 Red heat dons one-piece jumpsuits with stand-up collars, 193 00:10:17,854 --> 00:10:21,055 studded lapels and capes with mini-pianos. 194 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:24,926 Spicy and dicey not so nicey 195 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,528 red heat 196 00:10:29,431 --> 00:10:33,134 Well, I just hate everything about this. 197 00:10:33,136 --> 00:10:35,696 Especially the part about the minions being upstairs at my house. 198 00:10:36,405 --> 00:10:38,206 Well, I hate everything about your face. 199 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,807 Well, I hate everything about your natural... 200 00:10:39,809 --> 00:10:43,077 boys, boys, what is going on here? 201 00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:44,112 Artie's being impossible. 202 00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:47,081 Well, Joey's being possible. 203 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,517 Wait, that's not right. What's the opposite of impossible? 204 00:10:49,519 --> 00:10:51,152 Nope, it's possible. 205 00:10:51,154 --> 00:10:54,455 Boys, sit down and we are gonna have a chat. 206 00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:58,626 Always remember the number one rule to every relationship. 207 00:10:58,628 --> 00:11:00,328 You never go to bed angry. 208 00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:04,332 I'm sorry. That's just something Pete and I are working on. 209 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,535 - Mom. - T.M.I., Mrs. Rooney. 210 00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:11,606 You open your heart and you say how you feel. 211 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:13,474 I feel... 212 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:15,910 Crispy. 213 00:11:15,912 --> 00:11:18,112 It's how I feel. Please don't negate it. 214 00:11:18,114 --> 00:11:21,315 Joey, now I feel... 215 00:11:21,317 --> 00:11:22,383 Kitty. 216 00:11:22,385 --> 00:11:25,153 We have a band name. 217 00:11:25,155 --> 00:11:26,921 Both: Crispy kitty! 218 00:11:28,357 --> 00:11:30,558 See? Already agreeing on something. 219 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,326 Yeah, mom, now that we have a therapist. 220 00:11:32,328 --> 00:11:34,162 But it's not like we can have a therapist all the time. 221 00:11:34,164 --> 00:11:36,431 I thought you'd never ask. Of course I'll join your band. 222 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:38,266 (Playing tune) 223 00:11:46,308 --> 00:11:48,643 She's magnificent. 224 00:11:48,645 --> 00:11:51,879 I'd love to argue with you, but I can't. 225 00:11:57,186 --> 00:12:02,056 (Imitating nimbus) Hello, Stevens Point. 226 00:12:02,058 --> 00:12:06,060 We're live in the Rooney kitchen with Karen Rooney. 227 00:12:06,062 --> 00:12:09,664 (Laughs) Honey, what are you up to? 228 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:12,233 I'm perfecting the nimbus flair. 229 00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:15,069 I did a scientific analysis of Johnny's on-air voice. 230 00:12:15,071 --> 00:12:18,239 This device registers my voice as I speak. 231 00:12:18,241 --> 00:12:21,976 See, to announce like nimbus, you gotta hit the red, 232 00:12:21,978 --> 00:12:24,979 then bring it on down to orange, then up to red again, 233 00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:27,648 and then way on down to green. 234 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:32,487 I have no idea what goes on in that little head of yours, 235 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:35,123 but I am honored to witness what comes out. 236 00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:39,393 So what's on the menu tonight, Mrs. Rooney? 237 00:12:39,395 --> 00:12:42,230 Well, Mr. nimbus. 238 00:12:42,232 --> 00:12:47,101 Your audience might be interested to know that I am trying something new. 239 00:12:47,103 --> 00:12:48,669 Boom! Zap! 240 00:12:48,671 --> 00:12:53,407 Looks like she's taking a culinary risk with chicken vindaloo. 241 00:12:53,409 --> 00:12:56,410 How it'll go over is anybody's guess, 242 00:12:56,412 --> 00:13:00,548 but it's curry in a hurry on crane street. 243 00:13:00,550 --> 00:13:02,250 Nimbus out. 244 00:13:06,255 --> 00:13:08,156 (Pop music playing) 245 00:13:12,161 --> 00:13:14,996 We are wound up like a clock 246 00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:18,032 rollin' like we rock, coming out to play 247 00:13:19,067 --> 00:13:20,268 Oh! 248 00:13:21,136 --> 00:13:23,004 Liv, are you okay? 249 00:13:23,006 --> 00:13:25,072 Yeppers. Yep. Yes. 250 00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,608 I'm just kind of having trouble focusing. 251 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:30,144 I just need something to block out all my distractions. 252 00:13:31,146 --> 00:13:36,450 You know, like, sunglasses, or, like, a blindfold or blackout curtains 253 00:13:36,452 --> 00:13:39,187 to block the sun that shines in Holden's eyes. 254 00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:44,125 All right, this should do it. 255 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,228 The battle of the bands is tonight. 256 00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:49,497 Just go with it. Two, three, four! 257 00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,068 We are wound up like a clock 258 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:57,638 rollin' like we rock, coming out to play 259 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,274 kids just buzzing like a wire 260 00:14:00,276 --> 00:14:04,345 the roof is getting higher, ain't nothing in our way 261 00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:06,314 Oh! 262 00:14:07,216 --> 00:14:10,551 So this rock and roll move needs work. 263 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,557 We're doing it our way 264 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:19,160 say hey hey hey... 265 00:14:20,362 --> 00:14:23,564 Hey, what you doing? 266 00:14:23,566 --> 00:14:28,302 I'm giving a concert to Mr. cuddles and his merry band of friends. 267 00:14:29,538 --> 00:14:32,440 I love you, stuffed animals! 268 00:14:33,642 --> 00:14:36,510 Liv, you do know that the battle of the bands is, like, about to start. 269 00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:37,745 Why aren't you there right now? 270 00:14:37,747 --> 00:14:41,249 Oh, I'm not going. 271 00:14:41,251 --> 00:14:43,484 What? Why? 272 00:14:43,486 --> 00:14:46,187 Because I just can't be in that band with Holden. 273 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:50,091 Okay, but, Liv, that doesn't mean that you should just quit. 274 00:14:50,093 --> 00:14:52,360 Okay, easy for you to say, mads. 275 00:14:52,362 --> 00:14:55,429 When have you ever had feelings for a guy that you just can't be with? 276 00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:01,769 I'm just gonna stand here until it hits you. 277 00:15:01,771 --> 00:15:04,238 Okay. 278 00:15:07,109 --> 00:15:08,209 Oh, Diggie. 279 00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:11,712 Diggie. Yes, thank you. 280 00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:16,617 And, Liv, when you joined that band, it was sort of like you joined a team. 281 00:15:16,619 --> 00:15:19,720 You know, and it is crunch time, 282 00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:22,123 and you cannot let yourself get distracted right now. 283 00:15:22,125 --> 00:15:25,660 Do you think I let myself get distracted when I'm playing in a game, 284 00:15:25,662 --> 00:15:27,261 and my ex-boyfriend's in the stands, 285 00:15:27,263 --> 00:15:30,097 and sweat is stinging my eyes, and mom's screaming, 286 00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:32,233 "she came out of my womb with a basketball"? 287 00:15:33,435 --> 00:15:35,870 Yeah, mom does do that a lot, doesn't she? 288 00:15:35,872 --> 00:15:37,672 Literally every time I score. 289 00:15:39,207 --> 00:15:43,611 But the point is, Liv, your team needs you right now, 290 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:46,247 and you can't let them down just 'cause things get hard for you. 291 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,782 So what are you gonna do? 292 00:15:47,784 --> 00:15:49,717 I'm gonna go join my team. 293 00:15:49,719 --> 00:15:52,620 - Then what? - We're gonna win the battle. 294 00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:54,689 - Go, go, go! - Yeah! 295 00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:04,165 Hello... 296 00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:06,233 Stevens Point, 297 00:16:06,235 --> 00:16:09,236 and welcome to the battle of the bands. 298 00:16:09,238 --> 00:16:12,773 Holy mother of marcia, do we have a lineup for you. 299 00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:17,578 And I don't mean the one Johnny was in after borrowing his ex-wife's car. 300 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:21,148 Did I go there? Yes, I did. 301 00:16:22,918 --> 00:16:30,291 Now let's kick off the battle with a warm welcome for crispy kitty. 302 00:16:31,259 --> 00:16:34,395 Monkey see, monkey killed it. 303 00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:40,368 Okay, now, guys, remember. This is not Artie's band. 304 00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:43,771 This is not Joey's band, this is crispy kitty. 305 00:16:43,773 --> 00:16:45,639 I'm feeling... 306 00:16:45,641 --> 00:16:47,408 - Both: Ready to rock! - Whoo! 307 00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:54,682 We call this one Artemis prime. 308 00:16:54,684 --> 00:16:57,918 What? No, dude, the song is called kitty kitty time. 309 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,888 It was. 310 00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:02,523 One, two, three, four. 311 00:17:02,525 --> 00:17:06,594 His mother said he fell from heaven 312 00:17:06,596 --> 00:17:09,730 his father said he'd rock to eleven 313 00:17:09,732 --> 00:17:12,700 oh, he's so fine 314 00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:16,971 he's Artemis prime 315 00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:18,606 whoo! 316 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:22,243 What? A giant picture of your face. 317 00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:23,644 Artie, I never agreed to this. 318 00:17:23,646 --> 00:17:25,980 Well, I never agreed to care about your opinion. 319 00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:28,816 Boys, boys, I'm feeling... 320 00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:31,419 I'm feeling like crispy kitty's cooked! 321 00:17:33,221 --> 00:17:34,688 Minions, ho! 322 00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:41,328 Allow me to take you away. 323 00:17:43,765 --> 00:17:45,633 (Playing upbeat tune) 324 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,642 Dead air, Johnny. We need filler. 325 00:17:55,777 --> 00:17:59,013 Okay, monkey, time for you to earn your monkey chow. 326 00:17:59,015 --> 00:18:03,517 Get up there, fill time and engage the crowd until the next band can start. 327 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:07,254 What? But I only memorized the introductions to each band. 328 00:18:07,256 --> 00:18:09,356 I wasn't prepared to shoot from the hip. 329 00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:15,529 Monkey can't, monkey fail. 330 00:18:15,531 --> 00:18:18,466 Hey, people. 331 00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:23,904 - In the crowd. - (Booing) 332 00:18:23,906 --> 00:18:25,473 The kid's crashing and burning. 333 00:18:25,475 --> 00:18:30,044 Yep, gotta go make the save. Gus t. Wind did it for me. 334 00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:31,645 Now time to pay it forward. 335 00:18:31,647 --> 00:18:35,349 Gotta share the nimbus flair. 336 00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:41,455 Red, orange, green. 337 00:18:41,457 --> 00:18:43,290 Chicken vindaloo. 338 00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:46,060 I agree with mini nimby here. 339 00:18:46,062 --> 00:18:49,730 I think chicken vindaloo would have been a much better name than crispy kitty. 340 00:18:49,732 --> 00:18:52,600 I mean, who names their band that anyway? 341 00:18:52,602 --> 00:18:54,935 My munch of a brother, that's who, Johnny. 342 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:58,739 (Laughs) Very funny. You're a natural. 343 00:18:58,741 --> 00:19:01,509 Yeah, let's hope there's only one munch in the Rooney bunch, 344 00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:05,779 because your sister Liv's coming up here with her band the dream in just a few, 345 00:19:05,781 --> 00:19:09,917 but, for now, please welcome to the stage the corncob girls. 346 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:12,686 (Cheering) 347 00:19:13,889 --> 00:19:15,956 Wow, you're really good. 348 00:19:15,958 --> 00:19:20,394 How do you talk about absolutely nothing, but make it seem like you care? 349 00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:24,431 Here's my secret, kid. I'm as shallow as I am handsome. 350 00:19:32,407 --> 00:19:33,974 We're up next. Where's Liv? 351 00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:35,943 Yeah, what do we do if she doesn't show up in time? 352 00:19:35,945 --> 00:19:39,513 Worst case scenario, I body-slam you both in the ring. 353 00:19:39,515 --> 00:19:42,116 So at least people get their money's worth. 354 00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:46,086 (Panting) Hey, team, I'm so sorry I'm late. 355 00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:47,655 Are we ready to win this? 356 00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:48,956 Liv, where were you? 357 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,357 Is everything okay? 358 00:19:52,961 --> 00:19:54,962 Yes, yeah. 359 00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:57,097 It is now. I promise. 360 00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:00,034 And I'm really sorry. 361 00:20:00,036 --> 00:20:03,103 Nimbus: Next up, our final performance of the night. 362 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:06,040 Let's welcome the dream. 363 00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:10,010 Hey, guys, are we ready to get out there and show Stevens Point how it's done? 364 00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:13,013 - Yeah! - Yeah, let's battle! 365 00:20:13,015 --> 00:20:15,749 I love you, Wisconsin! 366 00:20:22,457 --> 00:20:24,992 We are wound up like a clock 367 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:29,063 rollin' like we rock, coming out to play 368 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:31,098 kids just buzzing like a wire 369 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:34,068 the roof is getting higher, ain't nothing in our way 370 00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,536 hey hey 371 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,504 when we hear the bass 372 00:20:37,506 --> 00:20:40,975 we'll be losing our minds 373 00:20:40,977 --> 00:20:42,151 say hey 374 00:20:42,182 --> 00:20:46,847 first note of our song is the one that goes like 375 00:20:46,849 --> 00:20:48,916 say hey hey hey 376 00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:51,085 we're gonna make it shake tonight 377 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:53,621 just dance your fears away 378 00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,989 say hey hey hey 379 00:20:54,991 --> 00:20:57,591 who cares if we are wrong or right? 380 00:20:57,593 --> 00:21:00,094 We're living for today 381 00:21:00,096 --> 00:21:01,829 say hey hey hey 382 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:04,798 when the song is on 383 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,500 everything's okay 384 00:21:06,502 --> 00:21:08,135 say hey hey hey 385 00:21:08,137 --> 00:21:10,170 we're gonna make it shake tonight 386 00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:12,773 we're doing it our way 387 00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:13,974 say hey hey 388 00:21:13,976 --> 00:21:14,476 hey 389 00:21:20,215 --> 00:21:22,483 hey hey 390 00:21:22,485 --> 00:21:23,917 come on 391 00:21:23,919 --> 00:21:26,487 hey hey 392 00:21:26,489 --> 00:21:29,890 one, two, one, two, three, four 393 00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:32,526 yes, say hey hey hey 394 00:21:32,528 --> 00:21:34,728 we're gonna make it shake tonight 395 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:38,032 just dance your fears away, say hey hey hey 396 00:21:38,034 --> 00:21:40,668 who cares if we are wrong or right? 397 00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:44,838 We're living for today, say hey hey hey 398 00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,941 when the song is on 399 00:21:47,943 --> 00:21:50,878 everything's okay, say hey hey hey 400 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,180 we're gonna make it shake tonight 401 00:21:53,182 --> 00:21:55,983 we're doing it our way 402 00:21:55,985 --> 00:21:58,085 say hey hey hey 403 00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:01,188 (Cheering) 404 00:22:07,495 --> 00:22:10,898 Wow! How about that, Stevens Point? Huh? 405 00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,167 You want to announce our winner, Parker? 406 00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:15,536 This is all you. You're the king. 407 00:22:15,538 --> 00:22:18,272 Aww, I know. 408 00:22:18,274 --> 00:22:23,010 Okay, the judges have made their decision and it's unanimous. 409 00:22:23,012 --> 00:22:27,047 The winner of the battle of the bands is... 410 00:22:27,049 --> 00:22:28,582 The dream! 411 00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:33,554 She came out of my womb with a microphone! 412 00:22:43,098 --> 00:22:45,265 (Gasps) 413 00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:47,000 You're still wearing that? 414 00:22:47,002 --> 00:22:49,036 My zipper got stuck. 415 00:22:49,038 --> 00:22:52,606 I'll be wearing it until my seamstress, inga, gets back from Munich. 416 00:22:53,942 --> 00:22:56,810 Well, would you like to see the album cover that we designed 417 00:22:56,812 --> 00:22:58,879 before crispy kitty broke up? 418 00:23:02,016 --> 00:23:04,051 Glorious! 419 00:23:04,053 --> 00:23:07,755 This is too good to waste. We must reunite immediately. 420 00:23:07,757 --> 00:23:10,057 I had the exact same thought. 421 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,862 Where's our flautist? We're nothing without her. 422 00:23:16,231 --> 00:23:19,133 I'm not sure. I haven't seen her yet today. 423 00:23:19,135 --> 00:23:21,235 (Playing tune) 424 00:23:28,576 --> 00:23:29,810 Joey and Artie: Crispy kitty! 425 00:23:29,860 --> 00:23:34,410 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32548

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