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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,300 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:00,470 --> 00:00:03,338 (Theme music plays) 3 00:00:04,273 --> 00:00:06,341 (Zipping rapidly) 4 00:00:08,945 --> 00:00:12,881 Maddie! Just chill with your zipper. 5 00:00:12,883 --> 00:00:14,316 Sorry. 6 00:00:14,318 --> 00:00:15,851 Oh, I am just so excited! 7 00:00:15,853 --> 00:00:18,220 Diggie's finally coming home from Tundrabania forever! 8 00:00:18,222 --> 00:00:20,255 - (Laughs) - Oh, yay. 9 00:00:20,257 --> 00:00:22,290 That pacing is not gonna get him here any faster. 10 00:00:22,292 --> 00:00:23,859 - (Zipping resumes) - (Doorbell rings) 11 00:00:23,861 --> 00:00:26,328 (Squeals) It did! It worked! Diggie's home! 12 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,365 Oh. 13 00:00:31,968 --> 00:00:32,842 It's just you. 14 00:00:32,873 --> 00:00:38,407 Okay, I get why my arrival is disappointing, but show some respect for cake. 15 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:40,942 Check it. 16 00:00:43,379 --> 00:00:46,248 I am stoked for Diggie's return. 17 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:48,850 I don't typically run with the cool crowd, 18 00:00:48,852 --> 00:00:52,287 but when I'm hanging with the digg-meister, I'm cool by association, 19 00:00:52,289 --> 00:00:55,357 which basically translates to 50% less wedgies. 20 00:00:57,394 --> 00:00:59,394 - (Doorbell rings) - Both: Diggie! 21 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:00,429 (Yelps) 22 00:01:02,865 --> 00:01:04,299 - Diggie! - What's up, Rooney? 23 00:01:04,301 --> 00:01:06,835 (Both laugh) 24 00:01:06,837 --> 00:01:08,437 Oh, you haven't changed a bit. 25 00:01:09,405 --> 00:01:10,972 Oh. 26 00:01:11,908 --> 00:01:13,842 Well, you've changed a little. 27 00:01:13,844 --> 00:01:14,285 You know it. 28 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:17,979 I'm all Stevens point in the front, Tundrabania in the back. 29 00:01:20,316 --> 00:01:23,018 Diggie, look. I got us cake. 30 00:01:23,986 --> 00:01:25,387 Oh, no. 31 00:01:27,256 --> 00:01:28,490 Luckily... 32 00:01:29,592 --> 00:01:32,327 Me and my man Diggie are tight enough to eat floor cake. 33 00:01:37,266 --> 00:01:38,967 - Don't judge me. - Don't... 34 00:01:39,936 --> 00:01:41,903 (Theme song playing) 35 00:01:41,905 --> 00:01:43,371 Better in stereo 36 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:45,273 b... b... better in stereo 37 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:47,375 - I'm up with the sunshine 38 00:01:47,377 --> 00:01:49,544 - I lace up my high tops 39 00:01:49,546 --> 00:01:51,480 - slam dunk 40 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:53,381 yeah, show me what you got 41 00:01:53,383 --> 00:01:55,550 - I'm under the spotlight 42 00:01:55,552 --> 00:01:58,487 I dare you, come on and follow 43 00:01:58,489 --> 00:02:00,555 you dance to your own beat 44 00:02:00,557 --> 00:02:02,457 I'll sing the melody 45 00:02:02,459 --> 00:02:04,559 when you say yea-ah-ah 46 00:02:04,561 --> 00:02:06,495 I say no-oh-oh 47 00:02:06,497 --> 00:02:09,030 when you say stop 48 00:02:09,032 --> 00:02:11,466 all I want to do is go, go, go 49 00:02:11,468 --> 00:02:14,469 you, you, the other half of me, me 50 00:02:14,471 --> 00:02:17,038 the half I'll never be-e 51 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,342 the half that drives me crazy 52 00:02:20,344 --> 00:02:22,611 you, you, the better half of me, me 53 00:02:22,613 --> 00:02:25,514 the half I'll always need 54 00:02:25,516 --> 00:02:27,482 but we both know 55 00:02:27,484 --> 00:02:29,651 we're better in stereo 56 00:02:33,456 --> 00:02:35,357 Hey, so... 57 00:02:35,359 --> 00:02:36,576 Now that we're back on the court, 58 00:02:36,607 --> 00:02:38,593 I'm not quite sure that that weird hair, skull thing 59 00:02:38,595 --> 00:02:40,529 is regulation. You might want to... 60 00:02:40,531 --> 00:02:41,596 Snip, snip, snip, snip. 61 00:02:42,532 --> 00:02:43,665 Maddie, no. 62 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,401 This is my hoerskabuben... 63 00:02:47,603 --> 00:02:50,639 A spirit braid given to me by my adopted tribe. 64 00:02:50,641 --> 00:02:55,677 I can't cut it until the ice melts and the great boulder shows. 65 00:02:57,613 --> 00:03:00,615 All right, tundra boy, ready to knock the rust off? 66 00:03:00,617 --> 00:03:03,618 Please, there is no rust here. 67 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,420 Oh, yeah, okay. 68 00:03:06,522 --> 00:03:08,423 (Exclaims) 69 00:03:09,659 --> 00:03:11,560 Fresh and saucy. 70 00:03:13,429 --> 00:03:15,130 (Laughs) Hey, so, um... 71 00:03:15,132 --> 00:03:16,431 Tomorrow night I was kind of thinking 72 00:03:16,433 --> 00:03:17,632 we'd bring back miggie-movie night. 73 00:03:17,634 --> 00:03:19,467 - Hmm. - Remember? 74 00:03:19,469 --> 00:03:21,102 Yeah, tomorrow night I was actually thinking 75 00:03:21,104 --> 00:03:22,571 we could get a big group together and all hang. 76 00:03:22,573 --> 00:03:24,406 That way I could catch up with more friends. 77 00:03:25,441 --> 00:03:26,575 Oh. 78 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:28,543 Yeah, yes. No, we should... 79 00:03:28,545 --> 00:03:31,379 we should... we should hang out with a whole group of people, 80 00:03:31,381 --> 00:03:32,614 instead of just the two of us... 81 00:03:32,616 --> 00:03:34,482 (Scoffs) As a couple. 82 00:03:36,619 --> 00:03:40,121 Exactly, um, but... but instead of watching a movie, 83 00:03:40,123 --> 00:03:42,390 I was thinking we could play... 84 00:03:42,392 --> 00:03:44,426 Flugelball! 85 00:03:45,595 --> 00:03:47,596 So, I... what... what... what... what-ball? 86 00:03:48,531 --> 00:03:49,631 Flugelball. 87 00:03:49,633 --> 00:03:51,433 It's Tundrabania's national sport. 88 00:03:51,435 --> 00:03:53,468 It is way better than basketball. 89 00:03:54,704 --> 00:03:56,538 Wow, you're like serious. 90 00:03:57,707 --> 00:03:59,741 Tundrabania's had quite the impact on you. 91 00:03:59,743 --> 00:04:01,443 Yeah, but it wasn't just Tundrabania. 92 00:04:01,445 --> 00:04:04,479 On my way home, I got to see Russia, Spain, Sweden. 93 00:04:04,481 --> 00:04:06,100 I mean, it really opened my eyes. 94 00:04:06,131 --> 00:04:08,680 Now, Stevens point just kind of feels small. 95 00:04:10,453 --> 00:04:15,156 Well, on behalf of tiny, insignificant Stevens point, I apologize. 96 00:04:15,158 --> 00:04:16,591 Okay, that's not what I meant. 97 00:04:17,526 --> 00:04:20,629 Stevens point will never be insignificant as long as you're in it. 98 00:04:21,564 --> 00:04:23,565 Oh. (Laughs, snorts) 99 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,634 You're sweet. (Giggles) 100 00:04:25,636 --> 00:04:30,171 But there is absolutely no way that I am gonna let you win! 101 00:04:30,173 --> 00:04:31,439 Argh! 102 00:04:32,174 --> 00:04:33,575 Oh! 103 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,709 Fresh and saucy. 104 00:04:40,516 --> 00:04:44,219 The next time we put a hydrogen-fluoride laser on our robot, 105 00:04:44,221 --> 00:04:47,689 we should take the cap off before we fire it. 106 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:49,724 Hey! 107 00:04:55,197 --> 00:04:57,198 Sorry about your friends, gumball machine. 108 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,734 I give off a vibe that tends to scatter geeks. 109 00:05:01,237 --> 00:05:03,538 Dump truck is a friend I made in detention, 110 00:05:03,540 --> 00:05:06,474 which is also where I got the moniker "gumball machine." 111 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:10,545 It turns out that kids in detention come up with the sickest nicknames. 112 00:05:10,547 --> 00:05:12,781 Just ask "hammerhead" Gonzales. 113 00:05:13,669 --> 00:05:14,470 Where're you headed? 114 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,651 It's trash convergence day at the dump. 115 00:05:16,653 --> 00:05:19,487 You should come with me. Six garbage trucks let out at the same time. 116 00:05:19,489 --> 00:05:22,257 Oh, man, that sounds cool. 117 00:05:22,259 --> 00:05:25,727 It's more than cool. It's... it's transformative. 118 00:05:26,696 --> 00:05:28,530 Now get your giddyup pants on. 119 00:05:28,532 --> 00:05:30,234 It's a long walk and we're running late. 120 00:05:30,265 --> 00:05:32,600 - Let's take our bikes. - Um, I don't have a bike. 121 00:05:32,602 --> 00:05:35,236 You want to borrow Joey's bike? I know his lock combination. 122 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:38,640 I would, but borrowing someone's bike without their permission 123 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:41,776 is morally reprehensible and against my ethos. 124 00:05:41,778 --> 00:05:44,512 All right, you ride my bike and I'll ride Joey's. 125 00:05:44,514 --> 00:05:45,547 What's with you and the bikes? 126 00:05:45,549 --> 00:05:47,248 I said we're walking, so let's walk. 127 00:05:47,250 --> 00:05:49,517 Oh, what's your problem with bikes? 128 00:05:49,519 --> 00:05:51,820 I got no problem with bikes. I love 'em. 129 00:05:51,822 --> 00:05:54,589 You get on the thing and you start going. 130 00:05:54,591 --> 00:05:56,791 Then you got to turn, so you press the turn button. 131 00:05:58,861 --> 00:06:00,528 "Turn button"? 132 00:06:00,530 --> 00:06:03,865 Yeah. It's right next to the... 133 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:06,534 Brake laser. 134 00:06:07,403 --> 00:06:09,804 Whoa. You don't know how to ride a bike. 135 00:06:09,806 --> 00:06:11,740 Don't look at me. 136 00:06:11,742 --> 00:06:14,709 I will punch you in your smiling device. 137 00:06:15,845 --> 00:06:17,679 I can't believe this. 138 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:19,547 Wait till I tell hammerhead Gonzales. 139 00:06:19,549 --> 00:06:21,616 Hey, zip your soup cooler! 140 00:06:21,618 --> 00:06:24,686 It is my secret shame and the greatest regret of my young life, 141 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:27,856 which is saying something because I have some skeletons, gumball. 142 00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:31,659 I could teach you how to ride a bike. 143 00:06:32,661 --> 00:06:34,829 Seriously? You would do that for me? 144 00:06:34,831 --> 00:06:36,765 Hey, we all have our secret shames. 145 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:40,735 You know, sometimes in the car, I sing along with Taylor Swift. 146 00:06:41,670 --> 00:06:43,671 Ooh, really? 147 00:06:43,673 --> 00:06:45,607 No, I'm just trying to make you feel better, buddy. 148 00:06:45,609 --> 00:06:46,674 Okay. 149 00:06:48,844 --> 00:06:49,944 (Door opens) 150 00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:52,881 - (Sighs) - Hey, mads. 151 00:06:52,883 --> 00:06:55,650 How was day two of the return of Diggie? 152 00:06:55,652 --> 00:06:59,421 Um, kinda like watching Joey eat corn on the cob... 153 00:06:59,423 --> 00:07:02,657 you know, just awkward and wildly uncomfortable. 154 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:06,661 Actually, do you have a sec? I kinda need some girl talk. 155 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:08,663 Girl talk? Whoo! 156 00:07:08,665 --> 00:07:10,698 Girl 3 is here. 157 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,700 Girl talk in "sesh-ee-on." 158 00:07:12,702 --> 00:07:15,770 Okay, and... talk. 159 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:19,841 Wow, jeez. Um, you know... 160 00:07:19,843 --> 00:07:22,677 I have always just found it so hard to... 161 00:07:22,679 --> 00:07:24,913 Open up without, um... (Clicks tongue) 162 00:07:24,915 --> 00:07:27,715 Uh, uh, snacks! 163 00:07:27,717 --> 00:07:28,842 Ooh, it's gonna be a long one. 164 00:07:28,873 --> 00:07:31,820 Okay, I will get herbal tea, ginger snaps, and a pan-flute CD. 165 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:33,721 Ooh, I'm so excited, I could spit. 166 00:07:34,890 --> 00:07:36,691 - (Boys chatter) - Get out of my way! 167 00:07:36,693 --> 00:07:38,893 I'm a part of girl talk. I'm a part of girl talk! 168 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:42,864 Girl talk? 169 00:07:42,866 --> 00:07:45,900 Let's put our listening holes to the door and see how the other half lives. 170 00:07:45,902 --> 00:07:47,769 "Listening holes"? 171 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,771 You've been hanging out with dump truck too much. 172 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,707 Hey, zip your soup cooler! 173 00:07:54,677 --> 00:07:56,778 Okay, what's going on? 174 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:57,912 (Sighs) 175 00:07:58,881 --> 00:07:59,981 It's just... 176 00:07:59,983 --> 00:08:03,852 Diggie's just been kind of different since he's gotten back. 177 00:08:03,854 --> 00:08:05,920 I mean, you know, he blew off 178 00:08:05,922 --> 00:08:09,691 miggie-movie night, and he's not as into basketball. 179 00:08:10,426 --> 00:08:11,793 It's just weird. 180 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,828 Okay, well... 181 00:08:13,830 --> 00:08:15,864 I mean, maybe he just needs some time to adjust. 182 00:08:15,866 --> 00:08:18,666 I mean, we both know that when I came back to Stevens point, 183 00:08:18,668 --> 00:08:21,736 you and I didn't exactly fall into our old rhythm immediately... 184 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:24,739 But eventually we got there. 185 00:08:26,742 --> 00:08:28,443 Yeah, I don't know, Liv. 186 00:08:28,445 --> 00:08:31,679 He's just not really the same guy that I started dating. 187 00:08:32,781 --> 00:08:36,851 Ooh, sounds like Maddie and Diggie are having problems. 188 00:08:36,853 --> 00:08:39,854 If those two break up, it's over for you and Diggie. 189 00:08:39,856 --> 00:08:43,691 No! He's my lifeline to cool. What do I do? 190 00:08:44,426 --> 00:08:45,727 Go to him. 191 00:08:46,795 --> 00:08:49,964 You need to relax, Maddie. I mean, he just got back. 192 00:08:49,966 --> 00:08:54,702 I'm sure things are a little awkward, but isn't awkward what you guys do? 193 00:08:54,704 --> 00:08:56,771 (Chuckles, snorts) 194 00:08:56,773 --> 00:08:58,773 Yeah. (Laughs) 195 00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:01,876 He's my Diggie and I dig my Diggie. 196 00:09:02,811 --> 00:09:04,979 (Giggles) Then what are you doing here? 197 00:09:04,981 --> 00:09:06,748 Go out. Hang out with him. 198 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:07,916 You guys'll warm up to each other, 199 00:09:07,918 --> 00:09:09,751 just... (Shudders) 200 00:09:09,753 --> 00:09:12,453 Maddie, please do not get one of those gross hair-braidy things. 201 00:09:12,455 --> 00:09:15,490 (Laughs) Liv, they're called a hoerskabuben. 202 00:09:15,492 --> 00:09:17,759 And, yeah, don't worry. I hoerska-won't. 203 00:09:17,761 --> 00:09:18,826 (Both laugh) 204 00:09:26,769 --> 00:09:28,770 The goal of flugelball 205 00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:31,773 is to kick this fur-ball into the opponents turnip pile, 206 00:09:31,775 --> 00:09:33,775 and the winner gets to keep the turnips. 207 00:09:33,777 --> 00:09:34,943 Joey: Okay. 208 00:09:34,945 --> 00:09:36,511 And what are these balls for? 209 00:09:36,513 --> 00:09:38,012 Aah, we wear these. 210 00:09:38,014 --> 00:09:40,481 Ancient tundrabanians actually played 211 00:09:40,483 --> 00:09:42,884 wearing the bladder of a blue whale, but... 212 00:09:42,886 --> 00:09:44,986 (Laughs) We're more civilized now. 213 00:09:45,921 --> 00:09:47,855 I'm game. Let's do this. 214 00:09:47,857 --> 00:09:50,925 Ooh, actually we can't start until we have an even number of players. 215 00:09:50,927 --> 00:09:52,894 We need one more to flugel. 216 00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:59,067 (Gasps) 217 00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:01,069 How about a flu-gal? 218 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:05,208 Hey. 219 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,941 Well, hey there, Rooney. I'm glad you made it. 220 00:10:06,943 --> 00:10:08,810 (Giggles) Yeah. 221 00:10:08,812 --> 00:10:11,879 I mean, if you're into this, then I'm into this. 222 00:10:12,815 --> 00:10:15,917 Okay, so this seems like the dumbest thing ever, 223 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:19,053 but I really wanted to do whatever I could to get us back into our groove. 224 00:10:19,055 --> 00:10:21,089 I mean, besides... 225 00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:22,924 How bad can this be? It's a sport. 226 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,994 You know? As long as there's a winner, I'm fine. (Laughs) 227 00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:27,962 As long as that winner is me! 228 00:10:28,897 --> 00:10:30,932 Flugelers, assume the position! 229 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,534 Flugel! 230 00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:34,969 Flugel! 231 00:10:34,971 --> 00:10:37,005 Flugel! 232 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:40,008 (Conk blares) 233 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,980 (Joey grunts) 234 00:10:46,915 --> 00:10:48,149 (Grunts continue) 235 00:10:52,955 --> 00:10:53,921 (Conk blares) 236 00:10:54,857 --> 00:10:56,024 Flugel-kick! That's a foul. 237 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:57,558 What? 238 00:10:57,560 --> 00:10:59,160 (Joey grunts) 239 00:10:59,162 --> 00:11:00,329 Oh, come on, ref! 240 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,999 I'm sorry, Rooney. You have to spend one minute in the umskauen. 241 00:11:05,001 --> 00:11:07,135 It's the tundrabanian penalty box. 242 00:11:08,070 --> 00:11:10,938 Yeah, Maddie, get in the umskauen, you cheater. 243 00:11:12,975 --> 00:11:14,842 Okay, fine. 244 00:11:14,844 --> 00:11:16,978 But I am looking for you when I get out! 245 00:11:28,624 --> 00:11:29,891 (Sighs) 246 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,161 So now do we play with one less flugeler, or... 247 00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:35,063 Nope, now we just wait. 248 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:36,998 In Tundrabania, this would be the part 249 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,134 where we'd whack our frozen toes with a rock to bring back circulation. 250 00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:45,006 But how cool is this? Maddie really seems to be enjoying flugelball. 251 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,641 Yeah, totally fresh and saucy. 252 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:48,076 Quick question. 253 00:11:49,645 --> 00:11:53,014 If you being so weird since you got back from Tundrabania 254 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:56,184 made Maddie break up with you, we'd still hang out. Right, buddy? 255 00:11:58,020 --> 00:11:59,087 Dude? 256 00:12:02,925 --> 00:12:06,627 What are you saying, man? Is Maddie gonna break up with me? 257 00:12:06,629 --> 00:12:08,196 (Squeaks) 258 00:12:08,198 --> 00:12:11,099 No. 259 00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:13,935 So she is gonna break up with me? 260 00:12:13,937 --> 00:12:16,104 I never said that. 261 00:12:17,139 --> 00:12:18,272 If I have to choose... 262 00:12:19,641 --> 00:12:20,908 I choose you, buddy. 263 00:12:20,910 --> 00:12:22,076 (Conk blares) 264 00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:24,212 All right, Joey... 265 00:12:25,981 --> 00:12:27,915 Get ready to taste turnip! 266 00:12:29,184 --> 00:12:30,985 Maddie, are we okay? 267 00:12:30,987 --> 00:12:32,954 'Cause Joey just said that you're gonna break up with me. 268 00:12:32,956 --> 00:12:33,988 What? 269 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,090 I did not... (Nervous chuckle) 270 00:12:36,092 --> 00:12:38,126 ...say that. 271 00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:40,194 I merely posed a hypothetical situation 272 00:12:40,196 --> 00:12:43,998 based on information that I gained through eavesdropping. 273 00:12:45,934 --> 00:12:48,703 Joey, I cannot believe you right now! 274 00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:50,138 (High-pitch squeal) 275 00:12:54,943 --> 00:12:57,111 So... is it true? 276 00:13:00,015 --> 00:13:03,017 I mean... okay, so things have been a little weird, 277 00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:06,053 but I just think we need some time to, you know, get used to each other again 278 00:13:06,055 --> 00:13:08,689 and then everything will be like it was. 279 00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:11,058 - Okay, so we're good? - No, yeah, no, no. 280 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,126 We're good. We're good. 281 00:13:12,128 --> 00:13:14,195 - (Sighs) Okay. - (Laughs) 282 00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:15,696 Ready to play some flugelball? 283 00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:16,964 (Laughs) You know it. 284 00:13:18,066 --> 00:13:20,168 Whoo! Glad I fixed this. 285 00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:26,107 Welcome to bike theory 101. 286 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,976 First topic... 287 00:13:28,978 --> 00:13:30,178 How bikes stay up. 288 00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:32,313 I always wondered about that. 289 00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:38,186 First we must understand spin momentum, steer axis tilt, and inertia. 290 00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:40,154 Say what, little man? 291 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:45,126 It stays up by magic. 292 00:13:46,128 --> 00:13:48,029 I knew it! 293 00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:53,201 What was that? 294 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:56,103 Not a big fan of magic. You should know this about me. 295 00:13:57,105 --> 00:14:00,074 Let's move on to the hands-on portion of the lesson. 296 00:14:00,076 --> 00:14:01,209 Dad! 297 00:14:02,177 --> 00:14:05,112 - (Bell rings) - Here's your old bike, buddy. 298 00:14:07,115 --> 00:14:09,250 Why is my training bike so feminine? 299 00:14:09,252 --> 00:14:11,319 It's a gender-neutral bike. 300 00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:13,287 It works for both boys or girls. 301 00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:15,223 Oh, right. I forgot. 302 00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:18,292 - What's with the girl bike? - I knew it! 303 00:14:21,163 --> 00:14:24,098 We saved money by having you all learn on Liv's bike. 304 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,366 I regret nothing. 305 00:14:26,802 --> 00:14:28,135 Hop on. 306 00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:33,107 Here's your gender-neutral helmet. 307 00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,244 You know, he's not wrong. 308 00:14:36,246 --> 00:14:38,045 Some ladybugs is dudes. 309 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,785 Wow, your first bike ride. 310 00:14:44,787 --> 00:14:46,087 You want me to take a picture? 311 00:14:46,089 --> 00:14:47,221 I wouldn't advise it. 312 00:14:48,190 --> 00:14:50,091 Now, start peddling. 313 00:14:51,093 --> 00:14:52,226 I'm scared, little guy. 314 00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:55,129 It's okay. I'll give you a push. 315 00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:56,297 Okay. 316 00:14:59,234 --> 00:15:00,301 Whoo. 317 00:15:01,203 --> 00:15:02,303 I'm doing it. 318 00:15:04,306 --> 00:15:06,207 I'm doing it good, man. 319 00:15:07,276 --> 00:15:09,310 Yeah! Uh-oh. 320 00:15:09,312 --> 00:15:11,345 (Crashing) 321 00:15:12,814 --> 00:15:14,348 Oh, I got to get a picture of this. 322 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:16,083 Dump truck: I wouldn't advise it. 323 00:15:19,288 --> 00:15:23,124 All right, a miggie-movie night is exactly what we needed. 324 00:15:23,126 --> 00:15:24,313 I'm glad we got some alone-time. 325 00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:26,093 - (Movie music plays) - Yeah, me too. 326 00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:28,095 How's that light bulb coming, dad? 327 00:15:30,165 --> 00:15:32,099 Almost... 328 00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:35,336 Ugh! Misaligned. This could take all night. 329 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,374 There, it didn't. Now go. 330 00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,109 Give these two some privacy. 331 00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:44,378 - Thanks, mom. - Any time. 332 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,347 - Sorry about that. - (Both laughs) 333 00:15:46,349 --> 00:15:48,182 Where were we? 334 00:15:48,184 --> 00:15:50,885 Hmm. 335 00:15:50,887 --> 00:15:52,219 (Giggles) 336 00:15:52,221 --> 00:15:53,321 (Sighs) 337 00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:54,889 I missed this when you were gone. 338 00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:56,891 This is perfect. 339 00:16:00,195 --> 00:16:00,761 (Sniffs) 340 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,267 Um... (Clears throat) 341 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:08,302 Sorry, your hoerskabuben is just kind of like... 342 00:16:08,304 --> 00:16:10,271 - (Laughs) - Directly touching my face. 343 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,340 - Sorry. There we go. - (Forced chuckle) 344 00:16:12,342 --> 00:16:14,275 - Whoo, ha ha. - (Sighs) 345 00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,210 (Sighs) 346 00:16:17,145 --> 00:16:18,879 So what'd you miss most about Stevens point? 347 00:16:18,881 --> 00:16:21,916 Obviously this, you, us. 348 00:16:21,918 --> 00:16:23,284 Oh. (Giggles) 349 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,352 What else? 350 00:16:25,287 --> 00:16:27,254 Um... 351 00:16:27,256 --> 00:16:28,389 Did I say "you" already? 352 00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:30,458 (Giggles) Come on. 353 00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:32,393 - This is your hometown. - I know. 354 00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:35,296 It's just traveling really changed me. 355 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,198 Everything's different now. 356 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,399 That's why I want to be a foreign exchange student again. 357 00:16:38,401 --> 00:16:40,167 (Laughs, snorts) 358 00:16:40,169 --> 00:16:41,402 That's funny. 359 00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:46,098 What? You're serious? 360 00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:48,476 Yeah, I signed up for next semester. 361 00:16:48,478 --> 00:16:52,380 I'm going to Australia, so you can call me "diggerie-doo." 362 00:16:54,383 --> 00:16:58,352 (Mimicking didgeridoo) 363 00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:01,222 You get it? (Resumes mimicking) 364 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:02,923 - I get it. (Forced laugh) - Nice. 365 00:17:02,925 --> 00:17:05,426 But why would you want to leave again? 366 00:17:06,382 --> 00:17:08,462 I mean, you literally just got back to Stevens point. 367 00:17:08,464 --> 00:17:10,331 I know, and this will always be my home. 368 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:11,932 It just feels confining. 369 00:17:11,934 --> 00:17:14,997 It's like... it's like how you can't fit into your desk from kindergarten. 370 00:17:15,028 --> 00:17:17,505 Once you've outgrown it, you can't, like, wedge your way back in there 371 00:17:17,507 --> 00:17:19,206 without getting an owie. 372 00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:22,410 You know what I mean? 373 00:17:22,412 --> 00:17:24,478 Yeah, I... yes. 374 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,380 I definitely know what you mean. (Chuckles) 375 00:17:26,382 --> 00:17:28,983 Don't worry. We still have a couple months before I go away. 376 00:17:28,985 --> 00:17:30,351 It'll be awesome. 377 00:17:32,387 --> 00:17:34,288 (Girlish voice) So awesome. 378 00:17:35,457 --> 00:17:37,425 (Sighs) 379 00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:39,293 So awesome. 380 00:17:40,462 --> 00:17:41,962 Brought some snacks. 381 00:17:41,964 --> 00:17:45,299 - Mom! - I just want to be in your life! 382 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:55,309 - (Breathes deeply) - So Diggie's going to Australia? 383 00:17:55,311 --> 00:17:57,311 Yep, but I'm fine! 384 00:17:58,346 --> 00:18:01,449 Just gonna, you know, work it out by working out. 385 00:18:01,451 --> 00:18:03,517 Okay, so before that snaps and takes out an eye... 386 00:18:03,519 --> 00:18:06,353 (Chuckles) Maddie, we need to talk about this. 387 00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:08,556 What is there to talk about? 388 00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:13,461 I think this could be an amazing opportunity for Diggie. 389 00:18:14,396 --> 00:18:16,263 How do you feel? 390 00:18:16,265 --> 00:18:17,398 I mean, do you want him to go away? 391 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,367 No. (Laughs harshly) Of course not. 392 00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:24,572 I just can't believe that I wasn't even a part of the conversation. 393 00:18:27,275 --> 00:18:30,411 But, I mean, we did the long-distance thing before, 394 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,414 and I'm sure we can do it again. 395 00:18:34,349 --> 00:18:37,284 Yeah, Maddie, you did it, but you hated it. 396 00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,587 I mean, for months, you stopped being Maddie, 397 00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:41,655 and you started being all "saddie." 398 00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:45,359 I mean, come on, this is Diggie we're talking about. 399 00:18:45,361 --> 00:18:48,028 He cares about how you feel. 400 00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:52,366 But if you don't tell him how you feel, he's not gonna know how you feel. 401 00:18:53,535 --> 00:18:54,635 (Scoffs) 402 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:58,038 Yeah, you're right. 403 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,573 I think I'm gonna tell him. 404 00:18:59,575 --> 00:19:01,475 Thanks, Liv. Great talk. 405 00:19:01,477 --> 00:19:03,577 Talk? Did I miss girl talk? 406 00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:07,414 I have been carrying this pan-flute CD around with me all day. 407 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:12,386 This is your final test. 408 00:19:12,388 --> 00:19:14,522 Pass and you'll join in on the two-wheeled fun 409 00:19:14,524 --> 00:19:17,658 and freedom experienced by six-year-olds everywhere. 410 00:19:20,428 --> 00:19:21,562 Let's do this. 411 00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:24,498 - Go! - (Horn blares) 412 00:19:31,406 --> 00:19:32,740 This is too easy. 413 00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:35,476 Beware of dogs. 414 00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:37,511 (Barking) 415 00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:39,547 - (Growls, barks) - (Dog whines) 416 00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:40,781 Car door! 417 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:43,784 Hey! I'm biking here! 418 00:19:45,620 --> 00:19:47,521 Oh no, extreme fog! 419 00:19:47,523 --> 00:19:48,756 (Hissing) 420 00:19:50,759 --> 00:19:51,759 Refreshing. 421 00:19:53,695 --> 00:19:55,696 Watch out for your greatest fear. 422 00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,632 - Magic! - (Screams) 423 00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:04,838 - (Bike bell rings) - (Cheers) 424 00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,609 (Clears throat) 425 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:10,611 I made it. 426 00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:18,652 (Giggles) 427 00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:23,724 Wow, look at us. Just two girls, bouncing balls and shooting hoops, 428 00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:27,861 opening up about feelings, but only if you feel like it. 429 00:20:28,830 --> 00:20:30,664 (Whispers) Please feel like it. 430 00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:36,537 Actually, mom. I kinda do feel like it. 431 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:37,736 Things haven't exactly been 432 00:20:37,767 --> 00:20:39,473 - the most... - Diggie: Hey, Rooney. 433 00:20:39,475 --> 00:20:40,541 Mrs. Rooney. 434 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:41,709 - Diggie. - Mom. 435 00:20:41,711 --> 00:20:42,876 I know. 436 00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:47,581 Hi. Thanks for coming over. 437 00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:49,783 - What's up? - Um... 438 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:55,556 I'm really happy that you're so excited about going to Australia. 439 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,225 Yeah, I am too. 440 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,892 - I can't wait to... - I really, really, really, 441 00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:00,828 really, really don't want you to go. 442 00:21:01,696 --> 00:21:03,831 What? Why? 443 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:09,603 Because being in a long-distance relationship was really hard on us. 444 00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:12,940 I know. It was hard for me too. 445 00:21:14,743 --> 00:21:17,711 I mean, we're not gonna be in high school forever, 446 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:19,847 and then who knows what's gonna happen after that. 447 00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:21,615 Exactly! Maddie... 448 00:21:21,617 --> 00:21:23,651 That's why I have to jump on this opportunity right now. 449 00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:24,785 What about me? 450 00:21:27,822 --> 00:21:29,823 What about us? 451 00:21:29,825 --> 00:21:31,659 (Scoffs) Why you being like this? 452 00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:34,762 Because you left me for eight months! 453 00:21:34,764 --> 00:21:37,531 And I waited for the day that you were gonna come back, 454 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:39,767 and now you're just telling me that you're taking off again? 455 00:21:39,769 --> 00:21:41,769 Okay, I though you'd be a bit more supportive! 456 00:21:41,771 --> 00:21:44,672 I have been so supportive! More than you! 457 00:21:44,674 --> 00:21:46,540 This isn't really making me want to stay, Maddie. 458 00:21:46,542 --> 00:21:47,675 - Then go! - I will! 459 00:21:47,677 --> 00:21:49,743 But I can't promise 460 00:21:49,745 --> 00:21:51,879 that I'm just gonna be waiting for you when you get back this time. 461 00:21:51,881 --> 00:21:52,946 Fine! 462 00:21:56,818 --> 00:21:58,886 Maddie, maybe we should break up. 463 00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:06,694 Wow. 464 00:22:10,732 --> 00:22:11,965 Okay. 465 00:22:18,707 --> 00:22:19,807 (Breath hitches) 466 00:22:23,611 --> 00:22:24,845 Okay. 467 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:29,783 - See you around, Rooney. - Yeah. 468 00:22:37,926 --> 00:22:39,693 (Sobs) 469 00:22:39,695 --> 00:22:40,961 Maddie? 470 00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:42,663 Mom, we just broke up! 471 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,698 - (Cries) - Oh, oh, honey. 472 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,600 I'm so sorry. 473 00:22:46,602 --> 00:22:48,001 (Sobbing) 474 00:22:51,740 --> 00:22:54,942 So no hard feelings, right? 475 00:22:55,944 --> 00:22:57,811 None at all. 476 00:22:58,813 --> 00:23:01,682 And we're still buds? 477 00:23:02,717 --> 00:23:03,884 Yup. 478 00:23:03,886 --> 00:23:05,052 Great! 479 00:23:07,856 --> 00:23:12,693 Question, why do I feel like there may be a little bit of hard feelings? 480 00:23:12,695 --> 00:23:13,794 Not sure. 481 00:23:17,832 --> 00:23:19,700 Oh no. 482 00:23:20,769 --> 00:23:21,969 Flugel! 483 00:23:21,971 --> 00:23:23,737 (Screams) 484 00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:28,675 I don't like flugelball anymore! 485 00:23:28,677 --> 00:23:29,977 Parker: Zip your soup cooler. 486 00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:34,577 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34930

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