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Um... ahem!
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Hey, Willow.
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You, uh, catching butterflies?
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Nope. Catching Joeys.
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And when I nab him, I'm asking him to prom.
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Okay, but if you catch him in a net,
isn't that really, like, not asking him?
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We have a complicated relationship.
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So, uh, who are you going with?
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My microphone.
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I'm performing a song at prom, so...
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No way! That's so cool!
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Thank you. Yeah. I'm
still writing it, though,
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so I just feel like having a
date would be a distraction.
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I got you, Joey!
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Sorry, Jeffrey.
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Move along. Move along.
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Okay, Willow... Willow. Will...
You can't just throw a net around
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and expect to catch a guy you like.
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Nice welcome for the new kid.
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Holden!
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Holden Dippledorf is my super-cute
neighbor who goes to a different school.
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Because if I didn't, you should
know that he's super cute.
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(Laughs nervously) I'm sorry.
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Um, Willow, this is my neighbor Holden.
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He is super cu... cool.
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Nice to meet you, super cu... ool Holden.
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Um, so, what are you doing at Ridgewood?
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Oh, well, my boarding school was
built over an old copper mine,
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which is now a new sinkhole.
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With a boarding school in it.
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Ah, you're going to... you're
going to Ridgewood now!
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Ha ha! You're gonna be with me every...
you're gonna be with us every day.
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(Laughs nervously) Well...
Yeah, so, um...
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I have to check in at
the office, which is...
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- Oh, it's that way.
- This way.
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- This way
- That way.
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- It's this way.
- Okay.
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Bye!
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(Sighs)
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What?
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You like him!
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No, I don't.
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Whoa, is that Joey?
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He's mine!
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Better in stereo
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B-b-better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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I lace up my high-tops
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Slam dunk, ready or not
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Yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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I dare you, come on and follow
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You dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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When you say yeah, I'll say no
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When you say stop
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All I do is go, go, go
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You, you, the other half of me, me
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The half I'll never be-e
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The half that drives me crazy
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You, you, the better half of me, me
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The half I'll always need
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And we both know
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We're better in stereo
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Hey, Joey, I have an idea
I think you gonna like.
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It's about our swan boat.
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I have no interest in that
worthless piece of whimsical pine.
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Last new year's, Parker and I
got our very own swan boat.
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But it was winter,
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so instead of this...
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We got this.
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Lost a toe that night.
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Down to ten, just like everybody else.
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No, hear me out.
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We soup-up Swanny with
tires and an engine,
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and we'll have an amphibious
swan boat for all seasons.
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Honk if you love swan boats.
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Honk! Honk!
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Did you just leave me
hanging with a solo honk?
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I'm sorry, Parker.
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I just can't look at the swan boat anymore.
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The day the pedals broke off and we
had to use my underpants as a sail,
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the dream died.
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I'm just not a honk man anymore, Bud.
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Mark my words, you will honk again!
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Mom, Joey won't honk with me!
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I am helping Maddie
pick out her prom dress.
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Mom, I'm not going to prom.
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I mean, you can't go without a date,
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and it's not like I'm gonna go
with anyone else at our school.
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Well...
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Momma found a way for you to go.
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I get it.
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Time to lint-roll my tux.
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Actually, I invited cousin
Craig to be your date.
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You did what?
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Okay, no.
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Mom, there is no way that I'm
going to the prom with crusty Craig.
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Why do you call him crusty Craig?
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Do you think there's a good
reason to be called crusty?
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That I am letting my
daughter miss her prom.
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Crusty... Craig is coming all
the way from Muncie, Indiana.
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I am your mother, you are
going, and that is that!
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Now, let's talk about these dresses.
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Well, the blue works with her skin
tone, but I'd wear a wrap with it.
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Something understated.
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I live with too many girls.
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Hey, Liv.
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Thanks for showing me around yesterday.
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Oh. Yeah. (Chuckles)
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I mean, once you know which water
fountains spray up your nose,
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Ridgewood's pretty much a cakewalk.
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A friendly face doesn't hurt, either.
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(Grunting)
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Art sculpture coming through!
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(Grunting)
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Hey!
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Andie, this is Holden.
He is super cu...
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he's new. He's super new here.
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Your art project reminds me of
a Sebastian Oliver sculpture.
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Thanks! Oliver's my favorite.
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Seriously? Mine, too.
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Hey, you should help us out on
the prom decorating committee.
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Come on, Holden.
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Get involved with your new school.
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Come on, Holden. Get involved with me.
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(Laughs)
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I don't know. Uh, let me check my schedule.
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Yep, that's what I
thought. Completely empty,
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since I know absolutely nobody else.
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(Giggles)
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Cool.
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Lonely boy is in.
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Great. Well, we meet after school tomorrow.
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And, hey, if you don't show up,
I know where you live. Ha ha.
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Move it or lose it, people!
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Joey!
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So, Craig should be here any minute.
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I made some "momma's
sorry" cookies to apologize.
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Um, by "made" did you
mean "opened the bag?"
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You know, aunt Melanie said
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that Craig sort of reinvented
himself this summer.
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(Doorbell rings)
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- Oh.
- Oh. Yeah.
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You're probably right.
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I mean, how bad could Craig possibly be?
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Behold my arrival!
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(Clears throat) Craig.
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I haven't been Craig
since I went to magic camp.
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Now I am known as krahgg the insidious.
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With my trusty companion Manolo the crow.
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Illusion!
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Where's my crow?
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(Crow cawing)
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(Gasps) Manolo!
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This is a strange neighborhood!
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And it just got stranger.
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Well, this is awkward.
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Or is it...
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Amazing?
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Nope, it's awkward.
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Krahgg the insidious will break
free and blow your minds!
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In just one more minute.
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Craig, it's been, like, 15 minutes.
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It's krahgg.
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All right, I've had just
about enough of this.
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(Clears throat)
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Illusion!
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Hey, what are the rules?
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Can you punch a cousin or is it
just brothers and evil clowns?
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I have your "baaahg," krahgg.
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Do not peek!
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It holds the tools of my trade.
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The dark art of magic!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I am levitating as we speak!
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It's just you're not, though.
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Really?
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What if I'm levitating the house
and all it contains with me
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so you just can't tell?
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With crazy Craig by
Maddie's side at the prom,
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no other boy's gonna want to get near her.
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Craig's my boy.
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It's pronounced
Kra... (Coughs)
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Sorry, it's just too much smoke.
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(Coughs) It's krahgg...
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(Coughs) The insidious.
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Greetings, cousins!
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Which one of you has the courage to
step into my box and disappear...
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Into the great beyond?
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Sounds dumb.
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I just came to get grapes.
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(Gasps) Joey! There you are!
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Krahgg, make me disappear!
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Aw, come on!
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Joey, quit goofing around.
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Illusion!
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Illusion!
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Joey!
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(Sing-song) Uh, hey,
Willow. What's happening?
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Um, I was wondering if you'd
accompany me to the prom?
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I got the tickets, the dress and
enough love in my heart for us both.
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Uh... Uh...
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This tension is insidious.
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Like I, krahgg...
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oh, stuff it, creep boy!
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I'm waiting, Joey.
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Sorry, Willow, Joey's already got plans.
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- Aw, he does?
- I does?
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- You doos.
- I doos.
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He promised he'd help
me soup up our swan boat,
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and the only night we
can do it is prom night.
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Darn our busy social schedules.
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Wait, you're fixing up a swan boat?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's what we're doing.
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'Cause we love swan
boats so much, right, bro?
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- Honk! Honk! Honk!
- Honk! Honk! Honk!
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Called it.
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Once a honker, always a honker.
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Hmm!
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Hey!
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Thank you so much for helping out.
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They say you don't
really, like, know someone
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until you've decorated a
magical kingdom together.
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My pleasure.
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Hey, I hear you're singing a song at prom.
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Yeah. Yes, I am.
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Um, I'm actually still in
the process of writing it,
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but I think I know what
I want it to be about.
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It's not about a new guy at school you
can't stop thinking about, is it?
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(Laughs) No!
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(Laughs) Yes.
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Yo, tape me.
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Whoa!
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Nice catch.
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When you have five brothers
who throw things at you,
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it's not really a catch as
much as a defense mechanism.
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(Both laugh)
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What?
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Why are there chandeliers where
my basketball hoop used to be?
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I need to shoot this ball!
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(Clears throat) Maddie, are you okay?
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Yeah. No, I'm sorry.
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I'm just trying to blow off some...
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"Diggie's in the arctic circle,
so I have to go to the prom
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with my cousin and the crow
who lives in his coat" steam.
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(Chuckles)
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Hey, Maddie... excuse
me for a minute.
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Liv, we have to trim the
curtain by the entrance.
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- Scissor me?
- Oh. Yeah. Yes.
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Here you go.
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Okay, bye! (Laughs nervously)
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(Sing-song) Livy's got a boyfriend!
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And laugh like I just said
something really funny.
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(Both laugh)
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Do you think he likes me?
259
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:21,299
I think you like him or
else I wouldn't have said
260
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,334
(Sing-song) "Livy's got a boyfriend!"
261
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,103
Stop it!
262
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,404
Okay, so what's the plan?
263
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,540
Are you gonna, like,
ask him to prom and junk?
264
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:31,342
What? No. Maddie, that's a terrible plan.
265
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,211
No, my plan is already set in motion.
266
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,246
I've introduced him to Andie.
267
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,282
Next, I will ask her to fish
around and see if he digs me,
268
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,350
and if he does, she will tell
him that the digging is mutual,
269
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,419
and then boom, prom!
It's really quite simple.
270
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:46,524
Okay. Or, you know, you could just seize
the moment and go ask him yourself.
271
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,194
I mean, isn't that always
what you tell me to do?
272
00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,595
Well, yeah, I know, but this is different.
273
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,758
I mean, these are my feelings.
It's, like, way scarier.
274
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:56,568
(Snorts) Okay, Liv, there
is nothing to be scared of.
275
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,270
Believe me it's quite obvious
that he's really into you.
276
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:03,208
Just go tell him you want to go to prom.
277
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,211
Okay, yeah, I know, you're right.
278
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,446
I don't know why I'm being so silly.
279
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,216
I'm just gonna go ask him.
280
00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:14,319
I'm going to the prom with Holden!
281
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,188
(Squealing)
282
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,657
(Clears throat)
283
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:21,292
What was that?
284
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:26,164
I'm trying to do the "excited girl"
squeal, but I've never done it before.
285
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,265
Sorry.
286
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,802
Wow.
287
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,171
Wow. Andie.
288
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,339
Oh, this is so big.
289
00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:36,608
You're going to the prom with Holden.
290
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,743
Wow. How did that...
how did that happen?
291
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,144
I just asked him, you know?
292
00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,680
I like him, so I seized the moment.
293
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,682
Just like you always say.
294
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,186
Yes! That's me! I'm a moment seizer!
295
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,623
Thank you for introducing me, Liv.
296
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,191
I'm going to the prom with Holden!
297
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,561
(Sing-song) Andie's got a boyfriend!
298
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,795
(Laughs)
299
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,097
Ha ha.
300
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,599
(Sad sing-song) Andie's got a boyfriend!
301
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,709
There's my beautiful girl.
302
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:15,113
Oh! We can't wait to see you
perform at the prom tonight.
303
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,347
Are you excited?
304
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:20,351
Yes, I am, yes I am, yes, I am
305
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,221
No, I'm not, no,
I'm not, no, I'm not
306
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,555
(Doorbell rings)
307
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:30,728
- (Gasps)
- Liv, help!
308
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,699
My brother styled me for the prom.
309
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,803
Wow. You look so, um...
310
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,772
What did he do to your hair?
311
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:44,809
We didn't have a flat iron,
so they used a waffle iron.
312
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,480
Uh, yes. Yeah, there's a...
313
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,816
Little piece of waffle right there.
314
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,486
Honest answer.
315
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,355
Do you think Holden's gonna hate this?
316
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,591
Well...
317
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:06,864
Stop looking at me like that!
318
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,634
Of course I'm gonna fix her.
319
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,903
Don't worry. You are in
the hands of a master.
320
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:14,272
You know, I actually fixed my mom,
321
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,174
and she used to match
her lipstick to her purse.
322
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,578
The purse was blue. It was a bad time.
323
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:24,415
Aw, there's my beaut...
324
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,184
- stop.
- Uh-huh.
325
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,686
Come on, krahgg!
326
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,188
Press "play!"
327
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:34,258
(Dramatic music playing)
328
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:46,771
Feast your eyes upon my dark essence!
329
00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:48,439
(Liv laughs)
330
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:50,608
Wow. Craig,
that's...
331
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,243
oh, no, it's krahgg now.
332
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,478
Yeah, I know.
333
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,279
I'm not doing it.
334
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:58,816
That's a really unique
look for, uh, for the prom.
335
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,819
Looks like, ooh, something
out of a nightmare.
336
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:06,491
As a practitioner of the fantastical,
I take that as high praise.
337
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:08,226
All right.
338
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,461
Uh, come on. Let's go
get you fixed up for prom.
339
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,196
What... really?
340
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,232
I think she looks great.
341
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:16,401
Liv, fix me!
342
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,371
Now, let's be off!
343
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,774
Shall we go by car...
344
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,943
Or by illusion?
345
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,982
Watch as I disappear!
346
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,854
Krahgg, honey, we can still see you.
347
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,357
You see nothing!
348
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,902
Next we welcome Holden and Andie!
349
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,371
(Applause)
350
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:59,444
Holden's the new kid, and Andie's
a world-class spot welder.
351
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,448
Wow! Andie, you look great!
352
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,817
Thanks. It was Liv's idea to fix the dress
353
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:07,985
and get the waffle gunk out of my hair.
354
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,854
She has great fashion sense.
355
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:18,029
And now let's welcome Maddie
and krahgg the insidious!
356
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:20,998
(Applause)
357
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,700
She's my daughter.
358
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,437
He's... Related only by marriage.
359
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:29,941
All right, so we are here now.
360
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:31,676
Let's just try and keep a low profile.
361
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:36,013
Attention, Ridgewood!
362
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:42,587
I am going to levitate my body
in the air by mystical means!
363
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,921
What? Okay, no!
364
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,891
Okay, krahgg, please do not do this.
365
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,961
You really don't want
everyone making fun of you.
366
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:52,497
The doubters always doubt.
367
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:54,899
Okay.
368
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,068
(Exhales)
369
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:59,303
Illusion!
370
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,739
Ha ha ha ha!
371
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,908
(Crowd gasps, applause)
372
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,810
Oh, you're doing it!
373
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:06,844
You did it!
374
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,045
That's my cousin!
375
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,548
Bam! What the what?
376
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,050
Remember my name!
377
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:13,985
I am krahgg...
378
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,087
ow!
379
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,025
Avert your eyes or feel my wrath!
380
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:26,664
Hey! Hey! Come on! Stop recording!
381
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,566
That guy's recording!
382
00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:31,702
That's not cool, guy.
383
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:40,878
You know, I know I only
said I would do this
384
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,082
to get out of going to prom with
Willow, but I'm actually having fun.
385
00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,420
There's my little man!
386
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,990
Willow, what are you doing here?
387
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:57,495
I figured if we can't go to the prom
together, we could "not" go together.
388
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,697
So...
389
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,599
I'm here to help fix Swanny.
390
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,467
Well, you good with a wrench?
391
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,706
Nothing fits better in my hand...
392
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,408
Except Joey's hand.
393
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,910
Oh, no.
394
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,546
(Wrench clicking)
395
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,948
Have fun, kids!
396
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,750
Willow, don't keep him out too late.
397
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:31,028
Once upon a time, our daughter Liv
wrote a song called "true love."
398
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,164
(Applause)
399
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,902
(Song playing)
400
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:43,808
If I could do it all over
401
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:46,744
maybe I'd do it different
402
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:52,550
maybe I wouldn't be
here in this position
403
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,419
I found you and I lost you
404
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,989
looking back is torture
405
00:20:57,991 --> 00:21:00,958
and it hurts to know I let you go
406
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,061
you live right around the corner
407
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,964
and I could have had it
all, could have had it all
408
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,001
true love, I know I had it
409
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:13,004
true love was so hard to find
410
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:15,206
true love, if I could get it back
411
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:19,076
I'd never let it go this time
412
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:22,046
if I knew then what I do now
413
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:24,849
I'd be with you tonight
414
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,852
if I knew then what I do now
415
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:30,154
we'd be all right
416
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,990
I could have had it all,
could have had it all
417
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:36,127
could have had it all,
could have had it all
418
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,194
true love
419
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,063
I know I had it
420
00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,197
true love was so hard to find
421
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:41,932
I could have had it all
422
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:46,070
if I could get it back,
I'd never let it go this time
423
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,838
I'd never let it go
424
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,641
true love is an inspiration
425
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,210
true love, it was mine all mine
426
00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:55,846
true love, yeah
427
00:21:55,848 --> 00:22:01,652
if I could get it back, I'd
never let it go this time
428
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,522
I'd never let it go
429
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:07,925
this time
430
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:12,563
true love
431
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:15,566
(Applause)
432
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:16,901
Thank you.
433
00:22:17,969 --> 00:22:19,103
Whoo!
434
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,974
Thank you, Liv.
435
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:27,878
And a special thank you to the
Ridgewood ballroom dancing club
436
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,214
for making the rest of us look bad.
437
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:36,587
I packed you some snacks
and crow food for the bus.
438
00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:42,059
Krahgg the insidious would like to
thank you for a magical three days.
439
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,728
Yeah. No problem.
440
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:47,131
It was definitely...
441
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,000
An interesting experience for us as well.
442
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,837
And auntie Karen says you're super excited
443
00:22:52,839 --> 00:22:54,705
to escort me to my prom in two weeks.
444
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:57,575
You... to your
prom? Mom?
445
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,744
Uh...
446
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:00,778
Well...
447
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:01,879
Mom?
448
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,614
You see...
449
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:04,982
Illusion!
450
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,085
(Coughs)
451
00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:10,154
Wha...
452
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,123
(Laughs)
453
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,891
Now that's insidious.
454
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:17,895
Parker and Joey: Honk! Honk!
455
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:20,164
(Boing)
456
00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:24,764
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