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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen.
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Dinner is served!
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Hey, where is everyone?
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Ah, who cares?
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- More chicken bites for me.
- (Karen giggles)
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(Crunches)
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(Whines)
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(Spits)
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Oh, great googa-mooga, what is this?
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It's meatless soy-ken wings with
compassionate cashew barbecue sauce.
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Yup. Mom says meat's off the menu
until I get my cholesterol down.
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Why do you think everyone
else has boycotted dinner?
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Well, if the choice is saving dad
or saving dinner, I vote dinner.
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- I'm with Parker.
- (Chuckles)
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Give meatless a chance.
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You haven't tried my
simulated sausage snaps.
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(Chuckles)
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- (Rustling)
- Who is that?
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Huh.
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(Gasps) Cindy Dippledorf.
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What is that too-good-to-say-hello-to-me-in-
the-grocery-store snob doing in my backyard?
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(Rustling)
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- Well, hello, Cindy.
- (Chuckles)
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What a pleasure it is to see
you trespassing in my backyard.
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Well, fix your front gate.
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(Chuckles)
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I just came by to give you your...
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Whatever this hot mess is.
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Oh, it's my "poet tree" for poetry.
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You see, it's a clever
play on the word...
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I get it.
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I thought the neighborhood
needed a place for people
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to express themselves, so I
gave a dead tree new life
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by inviting neighbors to
attach poems to the branches.
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And the poet tree was born.
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(Laughs) The kids love it.
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There once was a lady named mom... Who
said poetry was, quote, "da bomb"...
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She thought we'd be stoked...
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To pin poems to the oak...
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All: But she could not
have been more "da wrong."
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Good job, guys.
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- I didn't think we could pull it off.
- (Chuckles)
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Now don't slay the messenger,
sweetie, but the neighborhood
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consortium thinks your poet
tree is a horrible eyesore...
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Second only to that unfortunate
mustard color you painted your house.
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So you just decided to rip
it out of my front yard?
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Thanks for understanding.
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- (Stammers)
- Toodles!
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All: Ooh!
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(Theme music plays)
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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-
slam dunk
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Ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
-
Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go, go, go
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you, you, the other half of me, me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you, you, the better half of me, me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo.
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(Joey shouting) Attention...
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Intergalactic council members!
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Ro-bat has arrived!
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- (Cheers, applause)
- (Screeches)
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The intergalactic council
are like-minded individuals
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sworn to uphold the purity
of Sci-Fi and fantasy.
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It's like Comic-Con, but we get
together one Saturday a month,
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because we cannot wait a whole
year to put on our costumes.
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(Mimics gas hissing)
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Hear ye, hear ye, as all-powerful
chairman of the Intergalactic Council,
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Earth chapter, U.S. subchapter,
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Wisconsin sub-subchapter,
Stevens Point micro-subchapter,
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I call this meeting to order!
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I thank you all for gathering
on this fine Saturday
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where we can meet far from the judgmental
eyes of our uncostumed classmates.
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I bring magnificent news.
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Our campaign of emailing,
texting, and general annoyance
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has finally brought Hollywood to its knees.
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Wait, for real?
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A movie studio is paying attention
to our humble micro-subchapter?
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Yes, we have won the right to choose a comic
book character to make a cameo appearance
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in "The Revengers II: Rage of Folton."
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I open the floor to nominations.
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I, Joey Rooney of house Rooney, on
Crane Street, do nominate Ro-Bat:
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Half robot, half bat, all awesome.
(Screeching)
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Joseph Rooney, I despise you
and all that you stand for,
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but we do share a love of Ro-Bat...
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As well as candy bracelets
and mondays in September.
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So if there are no other objections...
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(Distorted) Stay your staff, good sir.
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I, Orion, defender of the emerald
nebula, also have a nomination.
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You dare challenge Ro-Bat, mysterious
cloaked figure with filtered monster voice?
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Which, by the way, is awesome.
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How are you doing that, fella?
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Reveal yourself, stranger.
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(Gasps)
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Tis I, Aubrey Banfield of house Banfield
on fairhaven drive, just off Main Street.
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It's near the gas station.
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A lady walks among us.
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Artie, put it down in the minutes!
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- (Door closes)
- What you doing, peeping mom?
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It's the Dippledorfs.
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Ugh! What did they dipple-do this time?
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There is a catering truck,
rented tables, flowers!
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They are having another party
that we're not invited to.
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- (Laughs) That is so dippledorfy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Mom is not the only one
with Dippledorf drama.
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Yeah, in third grade, Holden
Dippledorf stole my multi-colored
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goodbye puppy pen, the one I
used to write in my dream book.
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I mean, sure, it's been seven years,
but an elephant unicorn never forgets.
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- (Gasps, chuckles) This takes the cake.
- (Beeping)
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Cindy is putting up an enormous
bronze giraffe on her front lawn.
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(Laughs)
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Oh, sure, that eyesore is
okay, and yet she takes down
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my poet tree, a brilliant
oracle of literary genius.
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All right, you know what? Enough is enough!
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We need to take the giraffe by the neck!
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- What do you think we should do?
- What I just said.
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Take the giraffe by the neck.
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Holden took my pen, Cindy took your
tree, we're gonna take their giraffe.
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(Shouts) You mean steal it?
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All right, why don't you say
it just a little bit louder?
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I don't think the entire
neighborhood heard you.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Let's do it. But for the record, if anyone
asks, I tried to talk you out of it.
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Okay.
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You hungry, Maddie? We've got
soy Turkey and soy chicken.
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Mmm! Mom's meatless muck.
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No thanks, dad. I think I'd
rather just keep chewing on my pen.
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Does it taste like real meat?
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Give me that pen. Mmm! Mmm!
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(Clanking, thuds)
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Maddie, you won't believe this!
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Can you ever just enter the
room like a normal person?
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No, I can only enter the
room like an awesome person.
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So I was installing new
lighting to the Parker
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tunnel to the garage,
and guess what I found.
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A life?
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It's packed with bones down there.
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I think they're prehistoric bird bones.
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(Laughs, snorts)
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That is one of the most ridiculous things
I think I've ever heard in my life.
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No, listen, there's a kid
on the other side of town
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who found archaeopteryx bones when
his family was digging a pool!
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Scientists came, validated the dig site,
and he got a free trip to archeology camp!
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah!
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I mean, he turned it down,
because he has a pool, but still!
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- Right.
- But can you imagine?
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What if archaeopteryx lived
right here under our house?
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- Like you do?
- Exactly!
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You wanna help me dig?
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I can't, Parker. I mean, I've
gotta do my algebra II homework,
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I have to graph some parabolas, and...
take me to the bones!
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Speak your mind, lady Banfield.
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Who is your nomination
for "The Revengers II"?
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My nomination is...
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- Smoochbot!
- (Boys gasp)
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It's from the romantic graphic
novel "that's my Smoochbot."
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Okay, clearly, this is some kind of joke.
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Smoochbot isn't even a real robot.
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He's just a divorced guy
pretending to be a robot nanny
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so he can spend time
with his kids. (Laughs)
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There is no way the council
will ever nominate Smoochbot.
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Tell her, artisan!
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Smoochbot? Me likey.
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All in favor of Smoochbot, as put
forward by the ravishing lady Banfield?
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So say we all! Long live Smoochbot!
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But this is our chance
for intergalactic fame.
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Are you saying you'd all just sell out
your core values for a pretty face?
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Yup, that's exactly what we're saying.
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Fine. Then in accordance
with council bylaws,
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I wish to challenge Aubrey of
house Banfield to a sci-fight.
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But there hasn't been a sci-fight
in this council for three semesters.
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Challenge accepted...
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Bat-boy.
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Oh, it is so on.
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Right after our scheduled...
juice break.
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Okay. Whew!
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Hoo! That's heavy.
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That was completely
irresponsible, but so much fun!
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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- We should take tennis together.
- Don't ruin this, mother.
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Sorry, it just feels so good to get back
at Cindy for getting rid of my poet tree.
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- Dare I say it's poetic justice?
- (Laughs)
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Take that, you pen-stealing party-throwers.
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- We totally got away with it too.
- (Knocks)
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(Screams) It's the cops!
We're going to jail!
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Do something, mom! Do something!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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- Get the door and be cool.
- Okay.
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Be... be cool?
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How can I be cool when there's a
stolen giraffe in our living room
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and Johnny Law is knocking at the door?
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Chill, baby. Mama's got a plan.
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(Grunts)
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Wow, Mom, a life of crime is
coming surprisingly easy to you.
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- Oh yeah.
- Hello, officer.
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- (Laughs) You're not the police.
- Oh. Wait, Liv.
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It's Holden Dippledorf,
from across the street.
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We didn't steal anything!
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Oh! Holden!
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(Angrily) Holden.
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Yes! Hungry, hungry Holden
who used to eat paste.
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I thought you went away to boarding school.
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Well, I'm back for the weekend, and
I've cut my paste consumption way down.
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(Both laugh)
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Anyway, my mom has sent me over to see
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if you guys have seen a
giraffe statue around anywhere.
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Why would we know anything about a
giraffe? It's not like we stole it!
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Of course you didn't, but you know how
she is, and she's watching me right now,
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so just violently shake your
heads "no," and I'll be on my way.
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Okay, okay, not that violently.
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- I don't want you to hurt yourselves.
- (Liv chuckles)
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Gosh, we would sure hate to ruin
your mom's big blowout party.
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We're not having a party.
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Oh, right, you just have
a giant tent, caterers,
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and everybody in the neighborhood but us.
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- Actually, it's a wake.
- Oh.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Yeah, my Uncle died.
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Oh.
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The giraffe statue was donated
by the nation of Cameroon
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to celebrate his life's
work of protecting wildlife.
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- Oh.
- (Laughing nervously)
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Is that all?
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So you could see why my mom's so
distraught over losing the statue.
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Of course.
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00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:30,904
Who would do such a
wretched, wretched thing?
240
00:12:30,935 --> 00:12:31,486
(Chuckles)
241
00:12:31,488 --> 00:12:35,223
Well, not us, so we will
just keep our eyes open
242
00:12:35,225 --> 00:12:37,458
for any Cameroonian giraffes.
243
00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:41,215
Thanks. And if you see one
from Kenya, that's not him.
244
00:12:41,246 --> 00:12:42,396
(Both laugh)
245
00:12:42,398 --> 00:12:44,499
- It's nice seeing you.
- We didn't steal anything!
246
00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:54,575
Huh.
247
00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:59,013
This is weird, but I am not
finding any prehistoric animal
248
00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:01,549
that ever existed with
12 knuckles per finger.
249
00:13:02,951 --> 00:13:05,520
Whoa. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
250
00:13:05,522 --> 00:13:07,388
That we are putting
these bones together wrong
251
00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,524
and that this animal never existed?
252
00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:12,293
No, that we've discovered a new species.
253
00:13:13,228 --> 00:13:15,496
Oh, I like your idea so much better!
254
00:13:16,598 --> 00:13:20,968
We shall name our discovery
the Parker-saurus.
255
00:13:22,738 --> 00:13:26,707
Really? 'Cause I was sort of thinking
more in the range of Maddie-dactyl.
256
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:33,114
Tell you what: How about whoever
finds the skull gets to name it?
257
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,483
Okay, you're on. And guess what.
258
00:13:35,485 --> 00:13:38,486
You're gonna lose, 'cause I'm
gonna get to the tunnels first.
259
00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:40,988
- No fair!
- (Door closes)
260
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:44,692
You're so fast. How will
I ever catch up to you?
261
00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:50,298
(Scoffs) Amateur.
262
00:13:53,101 --> 00:13:55,169
This is a three-round sci-fight.
263
00:13:55,171 --> 00:13:58,673
Round one: Intergalactic thumb wrestling.
264
00:13:58,675 --> 00:14:00,208
Begin!
265
00:14:02,144 --> 00:14:05,346
Thumb wrestling is a sport
of strategy and stamina.
266
00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:08,583
The last thumb-wrestling duel
lasted... oh, and Joey won.
267
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:12,153
(Applause)
268
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:16,490
Round two: Interstellar staring contest.
269
00:14:16,492 --> 00:14:19,160
Blink and begin!
270
00:14:25,167 --> 00:14:27,568
I could do this all day.
271
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:29,303
I do it every morning...
272
00:14:29,305 --> 00:14:32,173
With a crow that perches on my windowsill.
273
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,176
That's super weird.
274
00:14:36,111 --> 00:14:36,844
Thank you.
275
00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:41,749
- (Blows)
- (Whimpers)
276
00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:44,819
He blinked! The loser blinked!
277
00:14:44,821 --> 00:14:46,520
(Cheers, applause)
278
00:14:48,290 --> 00:14:50,691
Okay, let's get this giraffe back.
279
00:14:50,693 --> 00:14:52,560
The party just went inside.
280
00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:55,396
All right. Again, mom,
not a party, it's a wake.
281
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:58,866
Well, it still would've been
nice to have been invited.
282
00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:02,336
(Straining) All right,
let's just count our blessings
283
00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:05,172
he wasn't saving
elephants, and help me pull.
284
00:15:05,174 --> 00:15:06,607
Oh. Oh!
285
00:15:06,609 --> 00:15:09,210
- Whoo!
- (Grunts) Okay.
286
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,178
- Are we there?
- Almost.
287
00:15:11,180 --> 00:15:12,213
- Almost.
- What you doing, guys?
288
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,382
(Women gasp)
289
00:15:15,350 --> 00:15:16,751
(Thuds)
290
00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:23,591
(Laughing nervously)
291
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,559
Hey, Holden.
292
00:15:31,199 --> 00:15:35,236
- I can still see you.
- (Sighs) I know.
293
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,709
(Women laugh nervously)
294
00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:46,113
So I know this looks really bad, but I
promise there is a good explanation.
295
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,282
Yeah, there is, and you should tell him.
296
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:51,185
- Okay. What?
- I'll get snacks.
297
00:15:54,323 --> 00:15:58,259
(Laughs) So what happened is...
298
00:15:58,261 --> 00:15:59,861
You guys stole the giraffe.
299
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:02,023
Yes, we did, and, Holden, I am so sorry.
300
00:16:02,054 --> 00:16:04,532
We had no idea that we were
ruining your Uncle's wake.
301
00:16:04,534 --> 00:16:07,201
Oh please. My mom's shadow-puppet tribute
302
00:16:07,203 --> 00:16:09,337
to life on the Serengeti ruined that wake.
303
00:16:09,339 --> 00:16:12,640
- (Laughs)
- This is fun. (Chuckles)
304
00:16:12,642 --> 00:16:15,576
- You're not mad?
- You're not mad?
305
00:16:17,779 --> 00:16:20,548
That's... kind of unexpected.
306
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:23,217
He's still a pen-stealing jerk.
307
00:16:23,219 --> 00:16:27,188
He's just... kind of a
cute pen-stealing jerk.
308
00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:29,290
(Giggles)
309
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,925
My Uncle would've loved it.
310
00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:33,294
Look, you gotta get that thing
back before the wake ends.
311
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,229
Okay, can we have your help, though?
312
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:37,798
Come on, get in there, hot
and hungry Holden. (Chuckles)
313
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,835
I thought it was "hungry, hungry Holden."
314
00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:42,937
What? No. Yes, what it is.
315
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:44,472
That's your name. That's what I said.
316
00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:47,808
Let's go!
317
00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:54,548
Still no skull, but at least 15 limbs!
318
00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:58,486
The Parker-saurus must have been
a brainless stomach with claws.
319
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,788
- (Rustling)
- What's that?
320
00:17:07,396 --> 00:17:09,830
- (Crunches)
- Dad?
321
00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:17,238
Why do you have a bucket of ribs
from fast Al's Greasy Food Hut?
322
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,607
And why are you eating it out here?
323
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:24,345
I can't take another bite of your
mom's fakey food meat stuff...
324
00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:28,549
So I'm sneak-eating
the real thing out here.
325
00:17:30,318 --> 00:17:32,253
Dad, are you...
326
00:17:32,255 --> 00:17:34,388
Burying the bones to hide the evidence?
327
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:37,358
Dogs do it.
328
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:42,496
Huh! He's burying them right above
the tunnel where I discovered
329
00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:44,331
these prehistoric bird bones.
330
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:48,335
Huh! Which are beginning
to look more and more like
331
00:17:48,337 --> 00:17:51,405
chicken and rib bones
that dad has gnawed clean.
332
00:17:55,811 --> 00:17:59,413
For our final challenge to determine
which character will get the cameo
333
00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:05,886
in "The Revengers II: Rage of Folton,"
is the interplanetary mind meld.
334
00:18:05,888 --> 00:18:07,655
(Snaps) Minions!
335
00:18:10,692 --> 00:18:15,763
Aha! Who looks like a genius for
making these in study hall now?
336
00:18:17,032 --> 00:18:23,637
All right, I am thinking of a
number between one and 7,600,058.
337
00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:26,707
Aubrey, you and your perfect
little turned-up nose go first.
338
00:18:27,642 --> 00:18:28,909
- Four.
- Correct!
339
00:18:28,911 --> 00:18:30,778
You are the Victor! (Laughs)
340
00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:33,347
Oh, wait, Joey gets a turn.
341
00:18:33,349 --> 00:18:36,851
- Joseph.
- Um... four.
342
00:18:36,853 --> 00:18:39,687
Wrong! Aubrey is the winner!
343
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:42,523
- Smoochbot reigns supreme!
- (Cheering)
344
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:46,427
Celebrate in my arms.
345
00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:48,662
(Screeches)
346
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:53,968
Have you all forgotten
why we became members
347
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,337
of the Intergalactic Council
in the first place?
348
00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:59,707
Because we believe in honor and loyalty.
349
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,710
Because we are the
defenders of the fantastic!
350
00:19:02,712 --> 00:19:09,060
Yeah, there are those who mock us, call
us nerds, geeks, weirdos, like our
351
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:14,985
brothers, sisters, cool second-cousins,
neighborhood crossing guards.
352
00:19:14,991 --> 00:19:16,624
Pretty much everyone else.
353
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,660
But do you also want
to be called "sellouts"?
354
00:19:19,662 --> 00:19:27,067
I think not! And so I say to you
today, stand fast and stand by Ro-Bat.
355
00:19:27,069 --> 00:19:29,603
Because he would stand by you.
356
00:19:29,605 --> 00:19:32,406
- Ro-bat!
- (Chanting) Ro-bat, Ro-Bat,
357
00:19:32,408 --> 00:19:35,876
Ro-Bat, Ro-Bat, Ro-Bat...
358
00:19:35,878 --> 00:19:38,012
I just messaged the head of the studio.
359
00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:40,814
He said, "we'll put Smoochbot in the movie.
360
00:19:40,816 --> 00:19:42,383
"Never text me again."
361
00:19:42,385 --> 00:19:45,052
Victory is ours!
362
00:19:45,054 --> 00:19:48,489
(Weakly) But... we... Ro-Bat.
363
00:19:49,424 --> 00:19:50,691
(Screeches weakly)
364
00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:54,395
Sorry, Joey, can't win them all...
365
00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,630
(Chuckles) Or in your case, any.
366
00:19:57,766 --> 00:20:00,868
Don't you agree, Aubrey,
winner of my six alien hearts?
367
00:20:00,870 --> 00:20:03,404
(Mimics heartbeats)
368
00:20:04,406 --> 00:20:08,108
Joey, I've been called weird
ever since I was a little girl.
369
00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:10,744
That happens when you have
your own cloak of mystery...
370
00:20:10,746 --> 00:20:12,546
- (Beeps)
- (Distorted) And monster voice filter.
371
00:20:12,548 --> 00:20:13,702
(Clicks)
372
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:19,853
So thank you for standing up for what
it really means to be a true fan.
373
00:20:19,855 --> 00:20:21,989
- (Chuckles) You're welcome.
- (Both laugh)
374
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:25,793
But seriously, that monster-voice
filter is the coolest thing ever.
375
00:20:25,795 --> 00:20:28,128
Really? You think it's cool?
376
00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:31,031
Does an electro-hyper-bot
have two processing cores?
377
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:33,167
Uh, yeah, it does.
378
00:20:33,169 --> 00:20:34,935
(Both giggle)
379
00:20:34,937 --> 00:20:39,039
No! But... but... but I got
Smoochbot in the movie!
380
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:42,776
You sure did, buddy. (Chuckles)
381
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:45,045
Minions! Record it in the minutes.
382
00:20:45,047 --> 00:20:48,415
Artie is on team Smoochbot.
383
00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:51,151
Walking-out-with-a-girl burn!
384
00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:53,821
(Laughs, screeching)
385
00:20:56,057 --> 00:20:57,858
(Wails) Joey...
386
00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,927
(Calmly) Wait. I want
to do that with my staff.
387
00:20:59,929 --> 00:21:01,495
(Snaps) Minions!
388
00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:07,434
(Wails) Joey!
389
00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:13,040
- Careful.
- (Grunting)
390
00:21:13,042 --> 00:21:16,110
Just wanna get the giraffe
on the pedestal here.
391
00:21:16,112 --> 00:21:18,012
- Okay.
- Hey, Holden,
392
00:21:18,014 --> 00:21:20,014
thank you so much for
helping us out of this jam.
393
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:21,949
I hope you don't think I'm a thief now.
394
00:21:21,951 --> 00:21:24,118
Oh, I totally think you're a thief.
395
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,788
- Wha...
- But it takes one to know one.
396
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:31,725
I believe this belongs to you.
397
00:21:31,727 --> 00:21:34,662
- (Gasps)
- Ooh, ooh, ooh! Two hands, two hands!
398
00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:36,130
Sorry! I'm sorry.
399
00:21:36,132 --> 00:21:38,699
Huh! What's this?
400
00:21:38,701 --> 00:21:41,778
Some kind of multi-ink goodbye puppy
pen that any third-grade girl
401
00:21:41,809 --> 00:21:45,039
would cherish because of the dreams
and adventures it would make real?
402
00:21:45,074 --> 00:21:48,575
(Laughs) I forgot all about this.
403
00:21:48,577 --> 00:21:51,945
(Chuckles) In third grade,
I thought you were cute...
404
00:21:53,715 --> 00:21:55,482
So I took your pen.
405
00:21:56,851 --> 00:22:00,721
It made sense at the time, but
again, I ate a lot of paste back then.
406
00:22:00,723 --> 00:22:01,408
(Giggles)
407
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:04,159
Okay, less yappy-yappy, more ropey-ropey.
408
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,225
Sorry. Ooh!
409
00:22:05,227 --> 00:22:07,761
- Ooh! Ooh!
- (Thuds)
410
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,834
- You dropped this.
- (Chuckles)
411
00:22:13,836 --> 00:22:16,203
- Thanks.
- (Karen grunts)
412
00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:17,638
Liv, help!
413
00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:21,642
Thank you all so much for coming.
414
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,143
It would've meant the
world to my brother-in-law.
415
00:22:23,145 --> 00:22:25,279
No, no, no! No, no! Wait!
416
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:29,650
- Karen Rooney?
- Hey, Cindy.
417
00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:31,185
We didn't steal anything.
418
00:22:36,124 --> 00:22:38,058
That's my house across the street.
419
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:40,828
It was really nice walking with you.
420
00:22:40,830 --> 00:22:44,064
Do you think you could say that
in your monster-filter voice?
421
00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:44,660
(Beeps)
422
00:22:44,691 --> 00:22:47,034
(Distorted) It was really
nice walking with you.
423
00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:49,536
(Giggles)
424
00:22:49,538 --> 00:22:52,673
I'm not gonna lie. I like
the second way better.
425
00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:58,212
You know, I just got the 12th punch in my
Pretzel Pagoda card, and I was thinking...
426
00:22:58,214 --> 00:23:02,080
Maybe you and I, the two of us, could...
427
00:23:02,111 --> 00:23:03,150
(Branch snaps)
428
00:23:03,152 --> 00:23:04,785
(Screams)
429
00:23:07,222 --> 00:23:09,289
Oh! Joey.
430
00:23:09,291 --> 00:23:12,893
Joey's friend. Carry on.
431
00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:17,493
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