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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,506 --> 00:00:08,477 Oooh, Sylvia made her mashed potatoes! 3 00:00:09,746 --> 00:00:12,414 - Yeah, they're pretty good. - Good? 4 00:00:12,416 --> 00:00:15,283 They are like happiness in your mouth. 5 00:00:15,285 --> 00:00:18,520 So tasty, so life affirming. 6 00:00:18,522 --> 00:00:20,422 Oh, here it comes. 7 00:00:22,792 --> 00:00:24,926 Joey, are you crying right now? 8 00:00:24,928 --> 00:00:26,428 Oh. 9 00:00:26,430 --> 00:00:27,896 Full scoop. 10 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:30,932 Full scoop! 11 00:00:30,934 --> 00:00:35,237 Oh, sunglasses inside. 12 00:00:35,239 --> 00:00:38,640 For you, half scoop, Mr. Cool. 13 00:00:40,877 --> 00:00:41,943 Hi. (Laughing snort) 14 00:00:41,945 --> 00:00:44,246 Oh, miss Hollywood. 15 00:00:44,248 --> 00:00:46,348 You were singing in the line yesterday. 16 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,950 - Half scoop! - Oh, well, no, no, no. 17 00:00:48,952 --> 00:00:50,886 See, that was my twin sister Liv. 18 00:00:50,888 --> 00:00:52,254 I personally can't sing. 19 00:00:52,256 --> 00:00:53,321 (Off-key) sing it loud! 20 00:00:53,323 --> 00:00:54,923 See? (Chuckles) 21 00:00:54,925 --> 00:00:56,858 Please don't half-scoop me. 22 00:00:56,860 --> 00:01:00,462 - Okay, full scoop. - Ahh! 23 00:01:00,464 --> 00:01:02,597 But never sing again. 24 00:01:02,599 --> 00:01:05,267 Ooh, I promise I will not. 25 00:01:06,002 --> 00:01:07,903 Careful, she's extra prickly today. 26 00:01:07,905 --> 00:01:09,538 Yeah, thanks for the warning. 27 00:01:09,540 --> 00:01:12,007 Hey, stank-breath. 28 00:01:12,009 --> 00:01:13,875 Hey, rat boy. 29 00:01:13,877 --> 00:01:17,245 You wish rats ate this garbage. 30 00:01:17,247 --> 00:01:18,980 (Laughs) 31 00:01:18,982 --> 00:01:21,716 You are very funny boy, Joey. 32 00:01:21,718 --> 00:01:24,252 For you I give special treat. 33 00:01:24,254 --> 00:01:30,258 The shop teacher make for me a double scoop! 34 00:01:31,761 --> 00:01:33,595 Thank you, Syl! 35 00:01:34,897 --> 00:01:37,566 You know, I don't care what everyone says about you. 36 00:01:37,568 --> 00:01:41,303 You are a black-hearted troll with a horrible personality! 37 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,675 Oh, did I forget to mention? 38 00:01:46,677 --> 00:01:48,443 Syl's my girl! 39 00:01:49,512 --> 00:01:52,013 (Theme music playing) 40 00:01:52,015 --> 00:01:53,715 Better in stereo 41 00:01:53,717 --> 00:01:55,951 b... b... better in stereo 42 00:01:55,953 --> 00:01:58,053 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 43 00:01:58,055 --> 00:01:59,688 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 44 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,990 slam dunk, ready or not 45 00:02:01,992 --> 00:02:04,392 yeah, show me what you got 46 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:06,728 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 47 00:02:06,730 --> 00:02:08,897 I dare you, come on and follow 48 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,866 you dance to your own beat 49 00:02:10,868 --> 00:02:12,834 I'll sing the melody 50 00:02:12,836 --> 00:02:15,036 when you say yea-ah-ah 51 00:02:15,038 --> 00:02:17,305 I say no-oh-oh 52 00:02:17,307 --> 00:02:19,307 when you say stop 53 00:02:19,309 --> 00:02:21,843 all I want to do is go, go, go 54 00:02:21,845 --> 00:02:24,813 you, you, the other half of me, me 55 00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:27,048 the half I'll never be-ee 56 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:30,051 the half that drives me crazy 57 00:02:30,053 --> 00:02:32,921 you, you, the better half of me, me 58 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:35,724 the half I'll always need 59 00:02:35,726 --> 00:02:37,792 but we both know 60 00:02:37,794 --> 00:02:39,728 we're better in stereo 61 00:02:41,097 --> 00:02:44,065 (Cellphone ringing) 62 00:02:48,471 --> 00:02:50,906 - (Beeps) - Diggie, hey! 63 00:02:50,908 --> 00:02:53,575 This is a surprise. Hey, there's a little... 64 00:02:53,577 --> 00:02:55,343 you have... there's something in your eyebrows. 65 00:02:55,345 --> 00:02:57,879 Oh yeah, that's... that's frost. 66 00:02:57,881 --> 00:03:00,949 It's -30?? in Tundrabania right now, 67 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:04,085 which means it's almost the start of swimsuit season though! 68 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:05,787 Huh? 69 00:03:05,789 --> 00:03:07,556 Uh, look, I really need a favor. 70 00:03:07,558 --> 00:03:09,991 The anniversary of the day that I met Maddie is coming up. 71 00:03:09,993 --> 00:03:12,427 I know! Your meetaversary. 72 00:03:12,429 --> 00:03:14,029 - Maddie's so excited. - I know, me too! 73 00:03:14,031 --> 00:03:16,998 Um, can you pick up her gift at towner's sporting goods for me? 74 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,733 Sporting goods? (Gasps) 75 00:03:18,735 --> 00:03:20,468 Do they sell jewelry at sporting goods stores 76 00:03:20,470 --> 00:03:22,003 in Wisconsin and nobody told me? 77 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:26,808 No. I'm getting her these really cool sweatbands. 78 00:03:26,810 --> 00:03:28,643 Sweatbands. (Forced laugh) 79 00:03:28,645 --> 00:03:31,513 As in bands that hold sweat? 80 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,114 Yeah, I mean, I'd get them myself, 81 00:03:33,116 --> 00:03:35,050 but they don't sell sweatbands in Tundrabania 82 00:03:35,052 --> 00:03:38,019 because here if you sweat, you die from frostbite. 83 00:03:38,021 --> 00:03:39,721 (Forced laugh) 84 00:03:39,723 --> 00:03:43,725 And you're absolutely sure that for your meetaversary with Maddie 85 00:03:43,727 --> 00:03:45,827 you want to get her sweatbands? 86 00:03:45,829 --> 00:03:48,029 Yeah, she's gonna love them. 87 00:03:48,031 --> 00:03:50,532 She's gonna hate them! Ugh. 88 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:52,901 Diggie is such a boy. 89 00:03:52,903 --> 00:03:57,572 But you know what? This is Maddie's relationship, so I'm not gonna butt in. 90 00:03:57,574 --> 00:04:00,508 Nope. My butt has... better things to do. 91 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:02,711 Butting out! (Giggles) 92 00:04:02,713 --> 00:04:05,413 Ahhh. I'm totally butting in. 93 00:04:09,085 --> 00:04:11,052 - Hey, mom. - Hello, sweetheart. 94 00:04:11,054 --> 00:04:13,421 (Boys scream) 95 00:04:14,557 --> 00:04:16,057 What have you done with my mom? 96 00:04:16,059 --> 00:04:18,193 Don't ask questions, Dr. P. Just take that alien down. 97 00:04:18,195 --> 00:04:21,129 Parker, it's me! 98 00:04:21,131 --> 00:04:23,131 That's what an alien would say! 99 00:04:25,134 --> 00:04:28,069 Tell us something only Dr. P's mother would know. 100 00:04:28,071 --> 00:04:30,772 All right, I could tell you Parker's middle name. 101 00:04:30,774 --> 00:04:32,040 No, mom, don't! 102 00:04:33,109 --> 00:04:35,076 What's wrong with your middle name? 103 00:04:35,078 --> 00:04:37,879 It's the worst middle name in the history of middle names. 104 00:04:38,848 --> 00:04:40,915 Consider my interest piqued. 105 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:46,087 Oh no! You're not finding out my middle name. Let it go, people. 106 00:04:46,089 --> 00:04:49,024 Oh, I'm finding out. The people want to know. 107 00:04:50,026 --> 00:04:53,194 Oh, mom, I can't believe you put this stuff on your face. 108 00:04:53,196 --> 00:04:59,025 No! Okay, that tube cost $100 and this was a $50 squeeze. 109 00:04:59,056 --> 00:05:00,201 What? 110 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:04,072 Can you believe how pricey that is, Parker "Geraldine" Rooney? 111 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:08,810 Geraldine? That'd be a step up. 112 00:05:10,046 --> 00:05:13,014 Mom, seriously, you're spending 100 bucks on this 113 00:05:13,016 --> 00:05:15,116 and yet you won't buy the good bologna? 114 00:05:15,118 --> 00:05:17,252 Boy, all bologna is the same. 115 00:05:17,254 --> 00:05:20,055 - (Both gasp) - She is an alien! 116 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:24,659 Give me his middle name and I'll stand down. 117 00:05:24,661 --> 00:05:26,961 - Leslie? - Are you done? 118 00:05:31,233 --> 00:05:33,868 Whew. (Squeals) 119 00:05:34,870 --> 00:05:36,271 Okay. 120 00:05:36,273 --> 00:05:38,807 Facegabbing in... 121 00:05:38,809 --> 00:05:41,976 Five, four, three, two... 122 00:05:41,978 --> 00:05:44,979 Oh yeah-hhh 123 00:05:44,981 --> 00:05:48,583 Yeah, yeah, oh-hhh yeah 124 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,121 - What are you doing? - Oh. I... 125 00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:55,090 No, I thought you were counting me in. 126 00:05:56,058 --> 00:05:58,026 (Computer chimes) 127 00:05:58,028 --> 00:05:59,327 (Shivers) Hey, Rooney. 128 00:05:59,329 --> 00:06:01,563 S-s-s-sup? 129 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:03,565 (Snorting laugh) 130 00:06:03,567 --> 00:06:05,734 Sup? 131 00:06:05,736 --> 00:06:07,836 Listen, I only have a few minutes to Facegab. 132 00:06:07,838 --> 00:06:10,038 The Tundrabanian Internet is about to go offline. 133 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,942 What? No. We like barely got to talk yesterday. 134 00:06:13,944 --> 00:06:16,277 I know. I'm bummed, too, but it's third winter, 135 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:19,280 so it's even too cold for satellite waves to be outside. 136 00:06:21,083 --> 00:06:23,618 Will we at least get to Facegab for our meetaversary tomorrow? 137 00:06:23,620 --> 00:06:25,286 Oh, definitely. And... 138 00:06:25,288 --> 00:06:28,123 I sent you a little something. 139 00:06:28,125 --> 00:06:30,325 I sent you a gift too. Ha ha! 140 00:06:30,327 --> 00:06:32,160 I'm so excited. (Heaves) 141 00:06:32,162 --> 00:06:33,928 I put a lot of time and thought into it. 142 00:06:33,930 --> 00:06:37,156 Actually, I put more thought than time, because after I sent it, I still thought about it. 143 00:06:37,167 --> 00:06:39,567 I'm still thinking about it right now. I'm so excited! Ha ha! 144 00:06:39,569 --> 00:06:42,070 O.M.Gift-inequality. 145 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:45,140 Maddie's gonna give Diggie something really sweet and meaningful, 146 00:06:45,142 --> 00:06:47,308 and all Diggie's gonna give her is sweatbands. 147 00:06:47,310 --> 00:06:50,345 Ugh. Maddie's gonna be so crushed. 148 00:06:50,347 --> 00:06:54,349 I mean, like sweat-free, but just so crushed. 149 00:06:54,351 --> 00:06:56,751 I can't wait! Oh, you're gonna love your gift. 150 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,720 Not as much as you're gonna love mine! 151 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:01,289 - I don't know, mine's pretty great. - Mine's relationship defining. 152 00:07:01,291 --> 00:07:03,024 - Well, mine's... - (Electricity sparks) 153 00:07:03,026 --> 00:07:04,826 (Groans) Yes! 154 00:07:04,828 --> 00:07:06,728 I so totally won that, right? 155 00:07:07,997 --> 00:07:10,732 Oh, jock love is so weird. 156 00:07:11,801 --> 00:07:13,935 - What do you think he got me? - What? 157 00:07:13,937 --> 00:07:16,337 Mm? Uh... why are you asking me? 158 00:07:16,339 --> 00:07:18,239 Why would I know that? (Nervous laugh) 159 00:07:18,241 --> 00:07:20,842 Why are you looking at me? Five, four, three, two... 160 00:07:20,844 --> 00:07:22,210 oh yeah-hhh 161 00:07:22,212 --> 00:07:25,680 Yeah, yeah, oh-hhh 162 00:07:25,682 --> 00:07:27,182 Oh-hhh 163 00:07:33,389 --> 00:07:34,243 Hey, Sylvia. 164 00:07:34,274 --> 00:07:37,689 The circus called. They want you back in your cage. 165 00:07:39,762 --> 00:07:43,198 Enjoy your double scoop, Mr. funny man. 166 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,767 Sylvia, what's that, uh... what's that picture behind you? 167 00:07:46,969 --> 00:07:49,003 Sylvia: That's my dog Boris. 168 00:07:49,005 --> 00:07:50,872 Oh, dog? 169 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:53,041 I thought someone pinned that disgusting thing up 170 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:54,342 to scare the cockroaches away. 171 00:07:56,111 --> 00:08:00,014 Did you just insult my Boris? 172 00:08:00,016 --> 00:08:03,184 My darling baby poochie pie? 173 00:08:06,255 --> 00:08:07,789 Oh. 174 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,157 What... what are you doing? 175 00:08:09,159 --> 00:08:11,993 For you, half scoop. 176 00:08:11,995 --> 00:08:14,028 No. 177 00:08:15,164 --> 00:08:17,098 Quarter scoop! 178 00:08:18,267 --> 00:08:20,668 I didn't even know there was a quarter scoop. 179 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,037 Ugh, oh. 180 00:08:23,039 --> 00:08:24,939 Oh, what is that? 181 00:08:24,941 --> 00:08:27,275 Aged pickled fish. 182 00:08:27,277 --> 00:08:32,780 In my country we serve to prisoners, traitors and people who hurt my feelings. 183 00:08:34,016 --> 00:08:35,116 Come on. 184 00:08:35,118 --> 00:08:36,985 It's your boy Joe-Joe. 185 00:08:36,987 --> 00:08:39,320 Time to go-go, Joe-Joe. 186 00:08:39,322 --> 00:08:42,390 Sylvia, no-ooo! 187 00:08:42,392 --> 00:08:45,093 Sylvia-aaaa! 188 00:08:50,699 --> 00:08:52,901 (Bees buzzing) 189 00:08:56,739 --> 00:08:58,940 I would like to say this is the weirdest thing 190 00:08:58,942 --> 00:09:00,441 I've ever seen in this backyard. 191 00:09:00,443 --> 00:09:02,377 But honestly, it's not even close. 192 00:09:03,913 --> 00:09:07,215 Welcome to the ground floor of Dr. P's cosmetics. 193 00:09:07,217 --> 00:09:10,251 Our motto is "you give us your loot, we make you cute." 194 00:09:11,487 --> 00:09:13,922 I looked at the ingredients in your tube of beauty 195 00:09:13,924 --> 00:09:15,490 and realized we could make it ourselves. 196 00:09:15,492 --> 00:09:18,826 Wait, wait, you're making beauty products? 197 00:09:18,828 --> 00:09:20,929 It was easy. We just had to farm some honey, 198 00:09:20,931 --> 00:09:22,497 get algae from Reggie's fish tank 199 00:09:22,499 --> 00:09:26,301 and go to the Stevens point caverns to harvest bat poop. 200 00:09:28,003 --> 00:09:32,073 Now, you could go to the store and pay $100 for face cream. 201 00:09:32,075 --> 00:09:34,275 Or... 202 00:09:34,277 --> 00:09:36,744 You can try our cream for the low, low price 203 00:09:36,746 --> 00:09:38,279 of two months' worth of bologna. 204 00:09:38,281 --> 00:09:40,882 The good bologna. 205 00:09:42,151 --> 00:09:45,320 Wow. Homemade cosmetics from sixth graders, how tempting. (Chuckles) 206 00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:51,755 Go ahead and be skeptical, but the only thing you have to lose is years off your face. 207 00:09:51,761 --> 00:09:55,163 It works. I'm 25 but you'd never know it. 208 00:09:55,165 --> 00:09:57,098 (Giggles) 209 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:59,233 Okay, I'll give it a try. 210 00:10:00,169 --> 00:10:02,270 Smart move, Mrs. Roondog. 211 00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:05,173 It's gonna make you more beautiful than you already are. 212 00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:08,176 Oh, I am so close to telling you Parker's middle name. 213 00:10:08,178 --> 00:10:09,067 - Mother! - Huh? 214 00:10:09,098 --> 00:10:12,210 - I will release the bees on you. - (Buzzing) 215 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:18,853 - Elmer? - Stop. 216 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:27,428 Oh, hi, honey. Feel my elbows. 217 00:10:29,398 --> 00:10:31,132 Weird, but I'm game. 218 00:10:31,134 --> 00:10:33,801 (Gasps) They're so smooth! 219 00:10:33,803 --> 00:10:37,071 Right? You should feel what this cream did for my feet. 220 00:10:37,073 --> 00:10:38,272 Ew. 221 00:10:38,274 --> 00:10:39,273 Wait... 222 00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:41,209 No, ew. 223 00:10:42,411 --> 00:10:44,278 Mom, I need to talk to you about something. 224 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:44,847 Oh. 225 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,115 So, Diggie asked me to help pick up a gift for Maddie. 226 00:10:47,117 --> 00:10:49,851 Oh, that is so sweet. What did he get her? 227 00:10:49,853 --> 00:10:53,287 Um... Sweatbands. 228 00:10:53,289 --> 00:10:55,289 - No! - Yes. 229 00:10:55,291 --> 00:10:58,126 This is Diggie's idea of a romantic gift. 230 00:10:58,128 --> 00:11:00,561 Ugh, boys! 231 00:11:00,563 --> 00:11:05,433 You know, for our first wedding anniversary your father got me a step stool. 232 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,503 Okay, and don't you wish 233 00:11:08,505 --> 00:11:12,006 dad had had a helper to stop that gift disaster before it happened? 234 00:11:12,008 --> 00:11:14,142 - Every time I change a light bulb. - Ha! 235 00:11:14,144 --> 00:11:17,311 Okay, good, because I sort of helped Diggie with Maddie's gift 236 00:11:17,313 --> 00:11:20,214 even though he doesn't know I helped him. Is that totally wrong? 237 00:11:20,216 --> 00:11:22,183 Because I got this and I think it's super cute. 238 00:11:22,185 --> 00:11:25,019 Oh, that is an adorable ridgewood porcupine. 239 00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:28,556 You did a very nice thing for your sister. 240 00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:29,345 Thanks, mom. 241 00:11:29,376 --> 00:11:32,493 Although it does feel like something's missing, doesn't it? 242 00:11:32,495 --> 00:11:35,363 How about we lose the sweatbands and add... 243 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,265 - This. - Oh. 244 00:11:37,267 --> 00:11:40,101 - Ahhh. - Oh. 245 00:11:40,103 --> 00:11:42,203 You're welcome, Diggie. 246 00:11:42,205 --> 00:11:44,338 Do you always have a tiara in your bag? 247 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:47,008 - You never know when you might need one. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:53,081 Hey. What's up, hobbit? 249 00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:57,251 Something's different. Did you start bathing with soap? 250 00:12:00,022 --> 00:12:02,490 You insulted Boris. 251 00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:04,258 Quarter scoop. 252 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:06,227 Next! 253 00:12:06,229 --> 00:12:12,233 I was starving, and not just for food, but also for the chit-chat over chipped beef. 254 00:12:12,235 --> 00:12:16,971 So I decided to take a page from Liv and Maddie's twin book. 255 00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:20,108 Boris? Your darling baby poochie pie? 256 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:22,076 Sylvia, Syl, Syl. 257 00:12:22,078 --> 00:12:24,645 I would never make fun of him. 258 00:12:24,647 --> 00:12:26,314 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 259 00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:30,051 Was my identical twin brother here yesterday? 260 00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:33,154 You don't have an identical twin. 261 00:12:33,156 --> 00:12:35,389 Sure I do. His name is Michael. 262 00:12:35,391 --> 00:12:38,259 He just got back from Europe where he's been studying chess. 263 00:12:38,261 --> 00:12:43,030 He enjoys strudel making and pretending to be me and ruining my good name! 264 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,634 You never mentioned a twin before. 265 00:12:46,636 --> 00:12:49,170 Yeah? You never mentioned the hair coming out of your ears, 266 00:12:49,172 --> 00:12:51,072 but we both know it's there. 267 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:56,177 If you really have a twin, you bring him here tomorrow to apologize! 268 00:12:57,112 --> 00:12:58,780 Oh. 269 00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:01,382 You want my identical twin brother here tomorrow. 270 00:13:01,384 --> 00:13:03,217 Okay. Not a problem. 271 00:13:03,219 --> 00:13:06,287 So how about a double scoop of those fluffy mashed potatoes 272 00:13:06,289 --> 00:13:07,722 as a show of good faith? 273 00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,660 You're right. Tomorrow's perfect. 274 00:13:12,662 --> 00:13:14,395 (Forced laugh, sobs) 275 00:13:19,134 --> 00:13:22,136 Oh yes! My meetaversary gift from Diggie is here! 276 00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:26,207 Nope, no. 277 00:13:26,209 --> 00:13:30,244 He wants to open these together over Facegab. 278 00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:33,714 I can do that. I'm a very patient individual. 279 00:13:36,652 --> 00:13:39,187 But not today because it's our meetaversary! 280 00:13:39,189 --> 00:13:40,655 Ahh! 281 00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:45,059 I was so happy to give Maddie and Diggie the greatest meetaversary ever. 282 00:13:45,061 --> 00:13:50,131 I bet that cute little porcupine is sopping wet with tears of joy right now. 283 00:13:55,437 --> 00:13:57,572 Hey! 284 00:13:57,574 --> 00:13:59,340 Hey-yyy. 285 00:14:01,610 --> 00:14:04,078 Um, wow. 286 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,247 Looks like a crime scene in here. 287 00:14:06,249 --> 00:14:07,548 What happened? 288 00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,250 Love died. 289 00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:15,089 Yeah. Diggie sent me this stupid stuffed porcupine, 290 00:14:15,091 --> 00:14:17,124 and I thought it was a gag and there was something good inside, 291 00:14:17,126 --> 00:14:19,427 so I tore it apart. And when there was nothing good inside 292 00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:21,195 I tore it apart some more. 293 00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:26,367 Uh, why is a stuffed porcupine stupid? 294 00:14:26,369 --> 00:14:29,170 I mean, you two are both Ridgewood porcupines. 295 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:33,374 That sounds really meaningful and-and... and touching to me. 296 00:14:33,376 --> 00:14:37,511 Well, not compared to the incredibly meaningful gift that I sent him. 297 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,082 What did you send him? 298 00:14:41,084 --> 00:14:43,150 Please don't be sweatbands. Please don't be sweatbands. 299 00:14:43,152 --> 00:14:45,553 Please don't be sweatbands. Please don't be sweatbands. 300 00:14:45,555 --> 00:14:47,622 - I got him sweatbands. - No! 301 00:14:47,624 --> 00:14:49,156 (Gasps) 302 00:14:51,693 --> 00:14:54,629 No... way. 303 00:14:54,631 --> 00:14:56,664 Ha! Sweatbands. 304 00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,200 What a great gift. 305 00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,202 Why is that a great gift? 306 00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:07,375 Okay, this is gonna sound really silly, but the day that Diggie and I met 307 00:15:07,377 --> 00:15:11,112 I had just finished whipping him in basketball and... 308 00:15:13,548 --> 00:15:17,251 Hey, sweaty. You just lost to someone a foot shorter than you. 309 00:15:27,329 --> 00:15:29,230 Better get a rematch, Rooney. 310 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:30,698 (Snorting giggle) 311 00:15:32,768 --> 00:15:39,173 Ohhh, sweatbands have huge emotional meanings and ramifications and nuances. 312 00:15:40,108 --> 00:15:44,879 Yeah, but I guess the whole thing just meant nothing to him. 313 00:15:44,881 --> 00:15:47,281 I kinda feel like an idiot. 314 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:52,219 Maddie... 315 00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:56,290 Hi. So I have something to tell you. 316 00:15:56,292 --> 00:15:58,259 (Chuckling) And get ready to laugh. 317 00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:02,129 Yeah, she... did not laugh. 318 00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:04,198 Liv, how could you? 319 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,134 Well, the good news is you don't have to be mad at Diggie anymore. 320 00:16:07,136 --> 00:16:09,537 Uh, you're right. I'm not mad at Diggie. I'm mad at you! 321 00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,639 - But I was just trying to help. - Well, you didn't! 322 00:16:11,641 --> 00:16:13,874 Because of you, when Diggie Facegabbed me 323 00:16:13,876 --> 00:16:16,477 I yelled, "how could you be so stupid?" And then I hung up on him. 324 00:16:16,479 --> 00:16:19,280 What? No, um, okay. 325 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,261 We'll just call him back. We'll make it right. 326 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:24,251 Well, I can't! The Tundrabanian Internet is down until tomorrow. 327 00:16:24,253 --> 00:16:26,387 Liv, you've ruined my meetaversary. 328 00:16:27,389 --> 00:16:29,323 - Well, I didn't mean... - Well, you did! 329 00:16:29,325 --> 00:16:32,226 Can you just stay out of my relationship with Diggie 330 00:16:32,228 --> 00:16:34,628 and while you're at it, might as well stay out of my life! 331 00:16:42,371 --> 00:16:45,172 (Mimicking French accent) Uh huh huh! Greetings, madame. 332 00:16:45,174 --> 00:16:50,578 I am Michael, Joey's twin, the jokester who you found not so funny. 333 00:16:50,580 --> 00:16:52,413 (Laughs) 334 00:16:52,415 --> 00:16:54,582 Mmm, you look like Joey. 335 00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,584 Oh, we're identical twins. 336 00:16:56,586 --> 00:16:58,386 What aren't you understanding about this? 337 00:16:58,388 --> 00:17:01,222 Anyway, please accept my apology. 338 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:05,760 Your dog is adorable. There is no need to punish my brother Joey, 339 00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:10,364 of whom I am identical to, and sometimes pretend to be. 340 00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:16,637 When you insult Boris, you no talk with accent. 341 00:17:16,639 --> 00:17:20,341 Well, this is all part of the ruse to pretend I am Joey. 342 00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,442 (Exhales) 343 00:17:21,444 --> 00:17:22,843 (Normal accent) Nerd stuff. 344 00:17:22,845 --> 00:17:25,212 What is happening? Booyah! 345 00:17:25,214 --> 00:17:28,315 (Sighs) Huh huh huh! 346 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:32,653 Get Joey. I want to see him too. 347 00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:35,356 Oh. Joey? 348 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:39,293 My pleasure. Once again, your dog is magnifique! 349 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,297 Hey. (Laughs) 350 00:17:44,332 --> 00:17:45,966 Michael said you wanted to see me. 351 00:17:45,968 --> 00:17:48,736 You are both wearing the same outfit. 352 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:52,940 Oh, uh, well, our mother used to dress us alike as kids, 353 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:55,309 and Michael never grew out of it. 354 00:17:56,812 --> 00:18:01,923 I want to see you and your brother together at the same time. 355 00:18:01,954 --> 00:18:04,285 O...Kay. (Chuckles) 356 00:18:04,287 --> 00:18:06,887 I'll get him. But for the record, you have trust issues 357 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,756 that you really need to work through. 358 00:18:11,426 --> 00:18:15,329 Here we are, Sylvia, me and my identical twin brother Michael. 359 00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:17,398 (Flatly) Cute dog, huh huh huh. 360 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:19,967 (Mimics accent) Huh huh huh! 361 00:18:21,036 --> 00:18:23,270 You're not buying any of this, are you? 362 00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:25,706 No, but I wanted to see how far you were going to go with it. 363 00:18:30,045 --> 00:18:33,781 Look, Sylvia, I didn't know you would be so sensitive about your dog. 364 00:18:33,783 --> 00:18:35,049 I'm really, really sorry. 365 00:18:35,051 --> 00:18:39,420 Tell me what I gotta do to get us back to how we used to be. 366 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:43,491 It's not me that you have to apologize to. 367 00:18:49,431 --> 00:18:56,470 Okay, is it just me or is Boris maybe, slightly, just a little bit dead? 368 00:18:57,873 --> 00:18:59,807 He lives on in my heart. 369 00:18:59,809 --> 00:19:01,408 Now apologize. 370 00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:07,982 Boris, please accept my apology. 371 00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:12,319 Now make smoochy-woochy with my poochie poochie. 372 00:19:14,756 --> 00:19:16,390 Mwah! 373 00:19:17,893 --> 00:19:20,027 Mmm-mwuah! 374 00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:22,696 (Spitting) Ugh! 375 00:19:22,698 --> 00:19:23,998 We good now, butt-breath? 376 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,501 Oh, I am good, but you probably have fleas. 377 00:19:31,940 --> 00:19:35,342 So, your mom liked the skin cream. 378 00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:38,712 Yep, and I'm up to my ears in bologna. 379 00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:43,417 And not just any bologna, lundsford's ranch bologna. 380 00:19:43,419 --> 00:19:44,718 The best bologna of all! 381 00:19:46,621 --> 00:19:48,522 More bologna-ade? 382 00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:51,792 I'd be delighted. 383 00:20:00,635 --> 00:20:02,036 Karen: Parker! 384 00:20:02,038 --> 00:20:04,705 Ooh, she sounds mad. 385 00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:07,041 Guard the bologna! 386 00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,043 (Door opens) 387 00:20:16,952 --> 00:20:19,019 Whoa. What happened? 388 00:20:19,021 --> 00:20:21,121 Your cream happened. 389 00:20:21,123 --> 00:20:23,991 Reggie, you will now hear Parker's middle name. 390 00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:26,026 - No, mom, no! - Yes. 391 00:20:26,028 --> 00:20:28,862 Parker's middle name is... 392 00:20:28,864 --> 00:20:30,931 It's bad enough that my best friend knows. 393 00:20:30,933 --> 00:20:32,733 You guys aren't finding out. 394 00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:36,403 (Laughing) Oh man, you hate your son. 395 00:20:38,006 --> 00:20:41,909 Well, I never intended his name to be punishment, but I'm glad it is! 396 00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:45,112 I can't wait to tell everyone at school your name is Parker... 397 00:20:45,114 --> 00:20:48,015 Nothing to see here, people. Move along! 398 00:20:50,619 --> 00:20:52,886 (Groans, bangs keys) 399 00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:54,154 Hey, what are you doing? 400 00:20:54,156 --> 00:20:56,848 Trying to get Diggie back on Facegab for 24 hours now. 401 00:20:56,879 --> 00:20:57,791 (Bangs keys) 402 00:20:57,793 --> 00:20:59,727 Okay, be careful with your computer. 403 00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:01,028 (Bangs) It's Liv's. 404 00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:02,096 Oh, okay, carry on. 405 00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:06,934 Okay, Maddie. 406 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:10,070 I am so sorry that I messed up your meetaversary, 407 00:21:10,072 --> 00:21:12,573 but I got you a second gift and I think it's gonna really make up for it. 408 00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:14,875 Liv, I don't want another gift from you. 409 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:17,544 And there is absolutely nothing that you can do to make this up to me. 410 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:18,979 No, no, no, okay, listen, Maddie. 411 00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:21,048 I know what I did wrong. I should have put the sweatbands 412 00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,883 on the porcupine before I gave it to you. 413 00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:25,052 Liv, I never wanted a porcupine. 414 00:21:25,054 --> 00:21:26,887 Are you sure? 415 00:21:26,889 --> 00:21:28,689 Not even... 416 00:21:28,691 --> 00:21:30,691 This porcupine? 417 00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:37,064 Happy meetaversary, Rooney. 418 00:21:37,066 --> 00:21:38,699 Diggie! 419 00:21:40,068 --> 00:21:42,236 Wow. Oh wow, you're still cold. 420 00:21:42,238 --> 00:21:45,039 Yeah, I've been told that stays with you for a while. 421 00:21:46,041 --> 00:21:47,741 How are you even here right now? 422 00:21:47,743 --> 00:21:50,644 I actually contacted the Tundrabanian consulate, 423 00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:53,113 and they agreed to fly Diggie out for the weekend. 424 00:21:53,115 --> 00:21:56,950 The only catch is that I do have to do a concert there over my spring break, but... 425 00:21:56,952 --> 00:21:59,787 Oh, spring break, yeah. That's their fourth winter. 426 00:21:59,789 --> 00:22:01,655 There are seven. 427 00:22:02,691 --> 00:22:04,091 Each one colder than the last. 428 00:22:05,593 --> 00:22:07,661 Liv, thank you so much for doing this for us. 429 00:22:07,663 --> 00:22:09,596 This is the best meetaversary gift ever. 430 00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:11,632 O...Kay. 431 00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,604 - (Maddie laughing) - Oh, oh, oh! 432 00:22:17,606 --> 00:22:20,841 - What's that, Rooney? Swish...! - Ohhh! 433 00:22:21,836 --> 00:22:23,677 Are you sure you don't want to take this off... 434 00:22:23,679 --> 00:22:27,214 Hey, whoa, ahh, still... still cold. 435 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,018 This is really nice. 436 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:35,055 Yeah. I kinda got used to just seeing you on a computer. 437 00:22:36,791 --> 00:22:41,528 Yeah, now we're all up close and personal, for like a few days. 438 00:22:43,164 --> 00:22:45,132 Um... 439 00:22:45,134 --> 00:22:50,104 You know our... our first kiss was over the computer. 440 00:22:51,706 --> 00:22:55,943 I was kinda wondering maybe what it would be like in person. 441 00:22:57,011 --> 00:22:59,079 Yeah, me too. 442 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:04,017 Diggie, my man! Ha ha! 443 00:23:04,019 --> 00:23:05,986 Mmm! 444 00:23:05,988 --> 00:23:08,088 Are you in town just for me? 445 00:23:08,090 --> 00:23:11,125 Oh, you know tomorrow's our meetaversary. 446 00:23:11,127 --> 00:23:12,326 Come here. 447 00:23:12,376 --> 00:23:16,926 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33579

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