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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,153 --> 00:00:09,423 Oh, whose dirty underwear are these?! 3 00:00:09,425 --> 00:00:11,158 Don't look at me, Dr. P. 4 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:13,060 I've been wearing mine for a week. 5 00:00:14,529 --> 00:00:16,396 - Cranissaa! - (Grunts) 6 00:00:17,131 --> 00:00:19,866 That's splat. He's my dojo partner. 7 00:00:19,868 --> 00:00:21,835 To keep our fighting instincts razor-sharp, 8 00:00:21,837 --> 00:00:24,137 we attack each other at random moments. 9 00:00:24,139 --> 00:00:26,173 We call them... 10 00:00:30,712 --> 00:00:33,947 Also known as "Cranissaa"... 11 00:00:33,949 --> 00:00:36,483 Which can be confusing 'cause there's a girl 12 00:00:36,485 --> 00:00:38,919 in our class named Clarissa. 13 00:00:41,055 --> 00:00:42,856 You got him good, splat. 14 00:00:42,858 --> 00:00:45,058 Right, did you see his face? 15 00:00:45,060 --> 00:00:47,661 He was like, "ee-oo-er-fer... doy!" 16 00:00:47,663 --> 00:00:51,164 Hey, I don't say, "doy!" 17 00:00:51,166 --> 00:00:55,135 But sadly, everything else is accurate. 18 00:00:55,137 --> 00:00:58,071 You know what, that was my underwear. 19 00:00:59,607 --> 00:01:01,508 Then whose are these? 20 00:01:02,477 --> 00:01:06,046 (Theme music playing) 21 00:01:06,048 --> 00:01:07,614 Better in stereo 22 00:01:07,616 --> 00:01:09,750 b... b... better in stereo 23 00:01:09,752 --> 00:01:11,952 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 24 00:01:11,954 --> 00:01:14,121 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 25 00:01:14,123 --> 00:01:16,123 slam dunk, ready or not 26 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:18,191 yeah, show me what you got 27 00:01:18,193 --> 00:01:20,527 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 28 00:01:20,529 --> 00:01:22,796 I dare you, come on and follow 29 00:01:22,798 --> 00:01:24,798 you dance to your own beat 30 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,667 I'll sing the melody 31 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:28,835 when you say yea-ah-ah 32 00:01:28,837 --> 00:01:31,004 I say no-oh-oh 33 00:01:31,006 --> 00:01:33,473 when you say stop 34 00:01:33,475 --> 00:01:35,642 all I want to do is go go go 35 00:01:35,644 --> 00:01:38,712 you you, the other half of me me 36 00:01:38,714 --> 00:01:40,914 the half I'll never be-e 37 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:44,184 the half that drives me crazy 38 00:01:44,186 --> 00:01:47,154 you you, the better half of me me 39 00:01:47,156 --> 00:01:49,923 the half I'll always need 40 00:01:49,925 --> 00:01:51,625 but we both know 41 00:01:51,627 --> 00:01:53,894 we're better in stereo. 42 00:02:00,090 --> 00:02:02,058 Ah! (Gasps) 43 00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:03,192 Sorry, Joey. 44 00:02:03,194 --> 00:02:05,662 Liv, chill. What is wrong with you? 45 00:02:05,664 --> 00:02:10,166 Okay, international teen sensation Kathy Kan is coming here today. 46 00:02:10,168 --> 00:02:11,701 (High-pitched scream) 47 00:02:13,237 --> 00:02:16,506 And that is the last one of those. 48 00:02:16,508 --> 00:02:18,941 The Kathy Kan? The Korean pop star? 49 00:02:18,943 --> 00:02:20,209 Yeah, you know who she is? 50 00:02:20,211 --> 00:02:22,111 Are you kidding? 51 00:02:22,113 --> 00:02:25,148 I eat lunch with her every day. 52 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:28,217 Wow! You have a Kathy Kan lunchbox. 53 00:02:28,219 --> 00:02:31,821 Uh-huh. I won it in a heated online fanboy auction. 54 00:02:31,823 --> 00:02:35,191 I did have to trade my collection of "hobbit" dress socks, 55 00:02:35,193 --> 00:02:38,227 but it was worth it. 56 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:43,766 Well, she is going to be here all week to study me as an actress. 57 00:02:43,768 --> 00:02:46,102 They're redoing "sing it loud" 58 00:02:46,104 --> 00:02:48,271 In Korea and she's been cast 59 00:02:48,273 --> 00:02:50,840 to play Stephanie Einstein the character that I created 60 00:02:50,842 --> 00:02:53,509 on the original "sing it loud." 61 00:02:53,511 --> 00:02:55,511 So you know, if you could just like be cool. 62 00:02:55,513 --> 00:02:59,716 Liv, are you kidding? They call me the ice man. 63 00:03:02,152 --> 00:03:03,186 (High-pitched screaming) 64 00:03:03,188 --> 00:03:05,588 Kathy Kan! It's Kathy Kan! 65 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:06,989 (Muffled shouts) 66 00:03:09,226 --> 00:03:11,294 (Pop music playing) 67 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:13,563 Who can? Kathy Kan can 68 00:03:13,565 --> 00:03:14,597 Who can? 69 00:03:14,599 --> 00:03:15,965 Kathy Kan can 70 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:18,167 Who can? Kathy Kan can. 71 00:03:20,003 --> 00:03:22,205 Okay, I want my own theme song. 72 00:03:22,207 --> 00:03:23,139 What? 73 00:03:23,141 --> 00:03:24,807 Who lives? 74 00:03:24,809 --> 00:03:26,576 Livvy Liv lives. 75 00:03:28,212 --> 00:03:30,012 I'll keep working on it. 76 00:03:31,915 --> 00:03:34,784 Wait, what? You're just giving these away? 77 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,621 I am so excited you're here. 78 00:03:38,623 --> 00:03:39,856 I am such a big fan. 79 00:03:39,858 --> 00:03:44,093 Are you kidding me? Liv Rooney, I'm a huge fan of yours. 80 00:03:44,095 --> 00:03:45,228 I'm so excited for this week 81 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:46,262 it's gonna be totally... 82 00:03:46,264 --> 00:03:47,597 Both: Sparkle-riffic. 83 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:48,798 (Shrieks) 84 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,270 Okay, you are signing all of these and I am getting my "hobbit" socks back. 85 00:03:55,739 --> 00:03:58,207 Also, I like your bow. Welcome to America. 86 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:06,082 Oh, boom! Ha! 87 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:09,752 Even with a hurt knee I am destroying you in horse. 88 00:04:11,255 --> 00:04:15,158 I even gave you a huge head start and started myself off with h-o-r-s, 89 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,860 and all you had to do was make one shot. 90 00:04:19,596 --> 00:04:22,665 But, uh, you're about to lose again. 91 00:04:22,667 --> 00:04:27,937 I have never beaten Maddie at anything that requires athletic ability. 92 00:04:27,939 --> 00:04:30,206 I know. Shocking. 93 00:04:30,208 --> 00:04:32,909 Yeah, all right. Whatever. 94 00:04:41,251 --> 00:04:42,285 It went in. 95 00:04:42,287 --> 00:04:43,653 It did?! 96 00:04:43,655 --> 00:04:44,687 I mean... (Clears throat) 97 00:04:44,689 --> 00:04:46,355 Yeah, whatever. Of course it did. 98 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:50,259 Okay, but I mean, you couldn't make that shot again even if you tried. 99 00:04:50,261 --> 00:04:52,228 Oh, I don't have to make it. 100 00:04:52,230 --> 00:04:53,863 You do. 101 00:04:55,632 --> 00:04:56,799 (Clears throat) 102 00:04:56,801 --> 00:04:58,134 (Chuckles) 103 00:04:58,136 --> 00:04:59,335 Okay. 104 00:05:01,405 --> 00:05:02,705 (Glass shatters) 105 00:05:07,211 --> 00:05:09,278 That's h-o-r-s-e. 106 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,381 I beat Maddie! 107 00:05:12,383 --> 00:05:14,684 You know what? Let's go again. 'Cause I want a rematch. 108 00:05:14,686 --> 00:05:18,354 No, no, no. I'm retired from basketball... 109 00:05:19,356 --> 00:05:21,357 Forever. 110 00:05:23,227 --> 00:05:26,162 I'm just gonna ride off into the sunset on my horse, 111 00:05:26,164 --> 00:05:28,097 which is spelled h-o-r-s-e. 112 00:05:28,099 --> 00:05:30,032 Oh, wait. You already knew that. 113 00:05:31,134 --> 00:05:32,201 (Whinnies) 114 00:05:35,706 --> 00:05:37,106 TV theme song: pink, pink, pink 115 00:05:37,108 --> 00:05:38,174 girls, girls, girls 116 00:05:38,176 --> 00:05:39,175 glitter, glitter, glitter 117 00:05:39,177 --> 00:05:40,209 twirls, twirls, twirls 118 00:05:40,211 --> 00:05:42,044 together forever 119 00:05:42,046 --> 00:05:44,013 - we're Linda - And Heather 120 00:05:44,015 --> 00:05:45,214 best friends! 121 00:05:46,283 --> 00:05:48,184 "Linda and Heather" is my favorite show. 122 00:05:48,186 --> 00:05:51,217 It's about two girls who are best friends but always wind up in crazy hijinks. 123 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,152 My dojo bros think it's for girls. 124 00:05:53,154 --> 00:05:57,256 Okay, pink and glitter, maybe. But twirls are for everyone. 125 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,727 Oh, hey, splat. 126 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,496 (Whispering) Hey, Mrs. Rooney. 127 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,698 Is Parker home? 128 00:06:05,700 --> 00:06:07,533 Yeah, he's in the living room, splat. 129 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:08,767 Why are you carrying a club? 130 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:11,337 I'm going to Cranissaa Parker. 131 00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:13,706 Okay, just don't cra-break anything. 132 00:06:13,708 --> 00:06:15,174 (Laughs) 133 00:06:15,176 --> 00:06:16,542 Heather: Linda, I told you, 134 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,310 I don't need your help getting Harvey. 135 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,546 I wish you'd never come home. 136 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,581 What? No, don't say that, Heather. 137 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,516 She's your bestie! 138 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:27,720 You're watching "Linda and Heather"? 139 00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:29,688 What? Uh, no. 140 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,689 Cranissaa! 141 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,564 Parker, dude, that show's for girls. 142 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:42,701 Okay, I was flipping channels, saw the diabolical younger brother 143 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:46,572 blowing stuff up, and forgot to change it once the girls came on. 144 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,640 Technically, that's a true story. 145 00:06:48,642 --> 00:06:52,845 It's just I've been forgetting to change the channel for two years now. 146 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:58,450 No way, you recorded the whole season. 147 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:02,388 Before I knew how awful it was. 148 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:04,723 I mean, it's not like I like the show. 149 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:07,459 I love the show. 150 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,628 Then I guess you'll have no problem deleting them all. 151 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,530 Yeah, sure, I'll delete them. 152 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,798 No problem. 153 00:07:15,702 --> 00:07:16,769 You mean now? 154 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:21,440 I feel like I just lost my best friend... 155 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:23,809 And her best friend. 156 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,580 (Gasps) 157 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,682 The Liv Rooney diva board? 158 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:33,318 The legend is true. 159 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:33,854 Ooh. 160 00:07:33,885 --> 00:07:36,018 I have a special little surprise for you. 161 00:07:38,224 --> 00:07:39,491 (Clears throat, inhales deeply) 162 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:42,728 (Singing in Korean) 163 00:07:44,697 --> 00:07:46,498 "Sing it loud," in Korean! 164 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,467 Yeah! (Speaking Korean) 165 00:07:48,469 --> 00:07:49,802 That means, "thanks, sweet mama." 166 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:54,640 Okay, seriously though, how did you learn to speak such perfect English? 167 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:58,677 By watching you play Stephanie Einstein on "sing it loud!" 168 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,981 Ugh, I cannot wait to teach you how to play her. 169 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,883 She is such a lovable airhead. 170 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,953 Yes, make me smart about how to be dumb. 171 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:10,656 Okay, so capturing Stephanie is a threefold process. 172 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,558 One, sing and look cute as a button... 173 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,493 check and check... 174 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,895 and two, ability to deliver snappy one-liners. 175 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,964 So here's an example from episode 78, ready? 176 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,568 (Breathes deeply) 177 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:26,305 "I am so done with you. We are in a text-only relationship 178 00:08:26,307 --> 00:08:27,506 until further notice." 179 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,909 Got it. Episode 32. 180 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:35,681 "When I say I won't tell anyone, I've already told everyone." 181 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,651 Okay, hit me. What's the third key to Stephanie? 182 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,819 Okay, are you ready? 183 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:42,754 The ability to pretty cry. 184 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,790 (Clears throat) 185 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,625 (Gasps, sighs) 186 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,527 (Whimpers) 187 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,063 Got it. 188 00:08:51,065 --> 00:08:53,765 (Wailing) 189 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,034 (Sobbing) 190 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,870 Oh, okay. 191 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,905 That cry is not that pretty. 192 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:02,708 I knew it. Kathy can't! 193 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,842 Kathy can't! Kathy can't! 194 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,845 You're better than this Kathy! 195 00:09:05,876 --> 00:09:10,048 (Laughs nervously) Now, you're a fun little whackadoo. 196 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,784 Um, but honestly, don't be too hard on yourself. 197 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,753 I mean, I didn't get the pretty cry till like halfway through season one. 198 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,488 (Laughs) 199 00:09:16,490 --> 00:09:18,090 Um, so let's just make this week a fun week, yeah? 200 00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:23,662 Perfect, we'll hang out with all your friends and be all real-girl normal. 201 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:27,599 Yeah, um, so... 202 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:32,070 Slight truth bomb time. Um, ever since I moved back 203 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:34,573 it's been a little hard to make friends. 204 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,975 Please don't judge me, I'm trusting you with my super-secret shame. 205 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,612 No, it's okay. I totally get it. 206 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:42,748 Ever since I hit number one in Korea 207 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,683 with my first single, "happy sugar fun time"... 208 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,787 It's been hard for me to make friends, too. 209 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,791 Well, then maybe... 210 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:55,427 We can just be real-girl normal together. 211 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,095 Do you know how to do that? 212 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,497 No, I have no idea. 213 00:10:00,394 --> 00:10:02,034 Oh, but you know what? We can ask Maddie. 214 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,035 - Okay. - Yeah. 215 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,670 (Pounding) 216 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,139 Joey, get back out here right now and give me a rematch 217 00:10:07,141 --> 00:10:09,775 before I rip your eyebrows off and feed them to you! 218 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,076 (Loud thud) 219 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,780 Yeah, so maybe we won't ask Maddie. 220 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:15,714 Okay! 221 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:23,722 (Loudly) Join the real-girl normal club. 222 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,758 (Loudly) Wow, don't mind if I do. 223 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,928 That sounds like a club for girls like us. 224 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:33,966 (Squeals) 225 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:35,901 Let the friend feeding frenzy begin. 226 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:36,969 Yeah! 227 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:40,511 And so, superintendent kneebauer, 228 00:10:40,513 --> 00:10:44,215 I have really relaxed the rules on hallway posters. 229 00:10:44,217 --> 00:10:46,517 Let the kids express themselves. 230 00:10:46,519 --> 00:10:48,486 This hallway looks like a funhouse. 231 00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:50,521 Exactly. 232 00:10:50,523 --> 00:10:52,256 It is fun to get your education on. 233 00:10:52,258 --> 00:10:53,557 A what, what? 234 00:10:55,527 --> 00:10:57,995 Man versus zombie versus squirrel? 235 00:10:57,997 --> 00:11:01,232 A what, what where you thinking? 236 00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:05,436 Instead of promoting you, maybe I should have moved you into the cafeteria. 237 00:11:05,438 --> 00:11:08,205 No, I cook all day at home. I cannot do it here. 238 00:11:09,574 --> 00:11:11,275 Then show me you're ready. 239 00:11:11,277 --> 00:11:13,644 A new vice principal needs to take control. 240 00:11:13,646 --> 00:11:14,979 Copy that. 241 00:11:14,981 --> 00:11:19,417 All right, everybody, take these posters down, now! 242 00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:25,523 If I see one poster up after 3:00 pm, you will see me in detention! 243 00:11:25,525 --> 00:11:28,259 I am vice principal, you will fear me! 244 00:11:29,761 --> 00:11:31,328 Better? 245 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:33,497 I'm still picturing you in a hairnet. 246 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,534 (Both chuckle) 247 00:11:36,536 --> 00:11:38,436 Can you believe that crazy woman? 248 00:11:38,438 --> 00:11:41,338 Yeah, that crazy woman is my mom. 249 00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:44,298 Um, but yeah, she better watch it. 250 00:11:44,328 --> 00:11:45,943 The last vice principal we had was super strict 251 00:11:45,945 --> 00:11:47,448 and kids were always pranking him. 252 00:11:47,479 --> 00:11:49,747 (Gasps) Are you saying we should prank her? 253 00:11:49,749 --> 00:11:54,351 (Chuckles) No. I could never prank my mom. 254 00:11:54,353 --> 00:11:55,853 People love pranksters. 255 00:11:55,855 --> 00:11:59,290 It's got real-girl normal written all over it. 256 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:01,325 You're not wrong. 257 00:12:01,327 --> 00:12:05,830 She may have torn down our posters, but the real-girl normal club lives on. 258 00:12:05,832 --> 00:12:07,498 Let's do this. 259 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,033 Both: ooh, ooh! Oom! 260 00:12:09,035 --> 00:12:10,601 Ooh, ooh! Oom! 261 00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:15,539 Hey, mads, what you up to? 262 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,541 Besides not beating me at basketball. 263 00:12:17,543 --> 00:12:18,876 (Joey chuckles) 264 00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:20,478 You remember that? 265 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:21,579 I do. 266 00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:26,484 I could not live in a world where Joey beats Maddie, 267 00:12:26,486 --> 00:12:29,453 so I had to defeat him at something... anything. 268 00:12:29,455 --> 00:12:33,824 Clearly though it was not going to be t-shirt making, 'cause he's the master. 269 00:12:36,061 --> 00:12:37,528 Oh, wow. 270 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:41,465 Look at that. What a shame, there is only one waffle left. 271 00:12:41,467 --> 00:12:42,766 Hm... 272 00:12:42,768 --> 00:12:45,669 What do you think, you care to fence me for it? 273 00:12:50,342 --> 00:12:51,408 Sorry, mads. 274 00:12:51,410 --> 00:12:54,545 I have retired from all competition. 275 00:12:56,615 --> 00:12:59,950 Enjoy your waffle. My victory sustains me. 276 00:13:02,454 --> 00:13:03,888 See you at school. 277 00:13:03,890 --> 00:13:06,490 Oh, by the way, there's an extra one of these on your bed. 278 00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:14,832 (Rock guitar playing) 279 00:13:21,673 --> 00:13:23,407 What's up, my dudes? 280 00:13:23,409 --> 00:13:26,510 Y'all want to hit the weights after this and get yoked? 281 00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:30,514 I was hoping splat forgot about "Linda and Heather" 282 00:13:30,516 --> 00:13:34,752 but just in case, I wanted to reintroduce him to my man-ness. 283 00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:37,555 I got the idea from an episode of "Linda and Heather." 284 00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:38,923 Where's splat? 285 00:13:38,925 --> 00:13:40,925 Need to talk to him about guy stuff... 286 00:13:40,927 --> 00:13:43,594 you know, karate, lightning bolts, cannons. 287 00:13:44,930 --> 00:13:46,030 Cranissaa! 288 00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:47,498 (Screams) 289 00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:54,438 Epic Cranissaa, brah. 290 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,841 Want to talk gator wrestling or go break something? 291 00:13:57,843 --> 00:14:00,778 Dude, are you being all weird 'cause I caught you watching... 292 00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:04,014 I don't know what you're talking about. 293 00:14:04,016 --> 00:14:07,851 But are you gonna be cool about what we're not talking about? 294 00:14:07,853 --> 00:14:12,756 Parkster, I would never say a word about... 295 00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:14,458 (Whispers) "Linda and Heather." 296 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,827 Bros before shows. 297 00:14:16,829 --> 00:14:19,430 Thanks, splat. I'm gonna go warm up. 298 00:14:21,533 --> 00:14:22,566 Pink, pink, pink 299 00:14:22,568 --> 00:14:23,601 girls, girls, girls 300 00:14:23,603 --> 00:14:24,635 glitter, glitter, glitter 301 00:14:24,637 --> 00:14:25,797 twirls, twirls, twirls - 302 00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,471 together, forever - (Laughing) 303 00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:29,873 - We're Linda - And Heather 304 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,175 best friends! 305 00:14:31,177 --> 00:14:34,511 During the most humiliating moment of my life, 306 00:14:34,513 --> 00:14:37,748 I gotta admit, that song kind of chased my blues away. 307 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,594 Ready to get your prank on? 308 00:14:50,596 --> 00:14:54,465 I've got industrial strength glue and an appetite for mischief. 309 00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:59,603 B.T. Dubs, you look amaz in your sneaky-sneak outfit. 310 00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:00,771 Aww, thank you. 311 00:15:00,773 --> 00:15:02,139 You look redizzle. 312 00:15:03,475 --> 00:15:04,742 Both: Double selfie! 313 00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:09,446 (Shutters clicking) 314 00:15:09,448 --> 00:15:11,615 Mom said no posters on the walls. 315 00:15:11,617 --> 00:15:14,885 I sure hope she likes 'em glued to her office floor. 316 00:15:16,755 --> 00:15:18,622 Well, we had to put them somewhere. 317 00:15:18,624 --> 00:15:21,525 There's no room on the walls, with a desk glued to it. 318 00:15:23,128 --> 00:15:24,695 Excellent prank, miss Kan. 319 00:15:24,697 --> 00:15:25,896 Why thank you, miss Rooney. 320 00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:28,499 Both: ooh, ooh! Oom! 321 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:29,767 Ooh, ooh! Oom! 322 00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:33,102 Okay, let's get out of here before anybody sees us. 323 00:15:34,939 --> 00:15:36,040 (Laughs) 324 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,541 (Clears throat) 325 00:15:40,612 --> 00:15:43,180 Ha! What's wrong with this door? 326 00:15:43,182 --> 00:15:44,782 I glued it. 327 00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:46,216 You said glue everything. 328 00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:49,586 What?! No no no no no. 329 00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:51,055 I glued the windows, too. 330 00:15:51,057 --> 00:15:52,723 I'm very thorough, it's one of my things. 331 00:15:52,725 --> 00:15:54,058 I also do calligraphy. 332 00:15:56,861 --> 00:15:58,295 (Sighs) 333 00:15:58,297 --> 00:15:59,863 Okay, Kathy... 334 00:15:59,865 --> 00:16:01,265 This is my mom's office, right? 335 00:16:01,267 --> 00:16:03,901 If she catches us, she's gonna glue me to the wall! 336 00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:07,538 We just have to hide the evidence. 337 00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:15,612 We need a better plan. 338 00:16:15,614 --> 00:16:16,814 What would Stephanie Einstein do? 339 00:16:16,816 --> 00:16:18,182 I'm pretty sure she would pretty cry, 340 00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:20,617 but I don't think I have any pretty left in me. 341 00:16:20,619 --> 00:16:23,520 (Both wailing) 342 00:16:36,201 --> 00:16:39,303 Parker, there are a couple of friends here to see you. 343 00:16:40,772 --> 00:16:42,573 Hi, Linda! 344 00:16:42,575 --> 00:16:45,576 Do you think any boys watch our show? 345 00:16:45,578 --> 00:16:47,311 No, Heather. Why would they? 346 00:16:47,313 --> 00:16:50,314 It's not for boys, it's for girls! 347 00:16:51,783 --> 00:16:53,217 We burned him, splat. 348 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,786 Yeah, we did. Boom, chicken soup. 349 00:16:56,721 --> 00:16:58,222 Okay, yep. You guys got me. 350 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:02,593 Wait a second. 351 00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:04,328 "Boom, chicken soup." 352 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:07,264 That's a very odd expression, where'd you hear that? 353 00:17:07,266 --> 00:17:09,032 Uh, duh, it's Linda's catchphrase. 354 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,667 Boom, chicken soup! 355 00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:15,305 Nobody would know that unless they watch "Linda and Heather." 356 00:17:15,307 --> 00:17:16,907 You guys watch it, too. 357 00:17:16,909 --> 00:17:18,609 Boom, chicken busted. 358 00:17:18,611 --> 00:17:21,011 (Boys laughing) 359 00:17:21,013 --> 00:17:23,280 I thought I was the only guy that watched it. 360 00:17:23,282 --> 00:17:26,316 It's funny. It has a lot of heart. 361 00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:32,089 Hey, you guys can stop laughing. 362 00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:33,891 Yeah, that's right. 363 00:17:33,893 --> 00:17:35,359 I watch "Linda and Heather." 364 00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:37,194 That's my truth. 365 00:17:37,196 --> 00:17:41,632 Those gals make me laugh and that makes me feel alive. 366 00:17:41,634 --> 00:17:45,261 So why do we tease each other for loving something that's funny? 367 00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:49,873 Who made up the rule that boys can't like a show about girls? 368 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,675 The shame stops today. 369 00:17:51,677 --> 00:17:53,944 If you're with me. Say it loud and say it proud. 370 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,913 - Boom! - Both: Chicken soup! 371 00:17:55,915 --> 00:17:58,048 - I said boom! - Both: Chicken soup! 372 00:17:58,917 --> 00:18:01,718 "Linda and Heather" now, "Linda and Heather" tomorrow, 373 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,954 and "Linda and Heather" forever! 374 00:18:03,956 --> 00:18:05,322 Both: Best friends! 375 00:18:05,324 --> 00:18:06,690 (All cheering) 376 00:18:08,993 --> 00:18:13,864 Friends, rocketeers, online gaming warriors. 377 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:20,637 You stand on the very court where I defeated Maddie Rooney. 378 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,408 My shot bounced off the ground here, 379 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:28,045 hit the wall, and went directly into the net. 380 00:18:30,014 --> 00:18:31,949 If you are unclear on what the net is, 381 00:18:31,951 --> 00:18:35,152 it is the white thingy hanging from the red thingy. 382 00:18:39,104 --> 00:18:41,024 Guys, it's like when they blew up the death star. 383 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:42,426 Oh! 384 00:18:44,062 --> 00:18:45,262 (Maddie loudly clears throat) 385 00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:47,164 Joseph Rooney. 386 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:49,800 It is time for you to face me. 387 00:18:53,238 --> 00:18:55,105 Maddie, I told you. 388 00:18:55,107 --> 00:18:58,475 I have retired from all competition. 389 00:18:58,477 --> 00:18:59,117 Oh, really? 390 00:18:59,148 --> 00:19:01,678 You're telling me in front of all your friends 391 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:05,682 in the rocket club, that you're afraid to face me in a challenge? 392 00:19:05,684 --> 00:19:10,721 Even one that involves your home court... the periodic table of elements. 393 00:19:10,723 --> 00:19:11,855 (Crowd gasps) 394 00:19:11,857 --> 00:19:13,790 Chemistry challenge accepted. 395 00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:17,194 You just signed your death warrant. 396 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:19,363 Let's dance, princess. 397 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:24,301 Cobalt. 398 00:19:24,303 --> 00:19:25,869 Iridium. 399 00:19:25,871 --> 00:19:27,204 Child's play. 400 00:19:27,206 --> 00:19:29,172 Palladium. 401 00:19:29,174 --> 00:19:32,709 Platinum, my seventeenth favorite element. 402 00:19:34,145 --> 00:19:38,715 And then "au" which is for gold, which is what they give to winners! 403 00:19:38,717 --> 00:19:40,484 (Groans) Yeah! 404 00:19:40,486 --> 00:19:42,352 Tic-tac-Joe-y 405 00:19:42,354 --> 00:19:44,955 oh, I beat Joey, you know it 406 00:19:44,957 --> 00:19:47,090 Doing a victory dance to show it, what? 407 00:19:50,161 --> 00:19:52,129 - What? No. - Yeah. 408 00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:52,971 That wasn't the game. 409 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,831 We were filling in all the elements. 410 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,968 Maybe you were. I personally was making everything right with the universe. 411 00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,770 So I beat Joey. Bam, what? 412 00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,670 Oh, no. What do we do? This is all my fault. 413 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,071 Why did I drag you into this? 414 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,740 I'm not a prankster. 415 00:20:08,742 --> 00:20:11,609 Kathy can't! Kathy can't! Kathy can't! 416 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,211 Kathy... 417 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,413 Could you please melt down just like a little more quietly, 418 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,614 I'm trying to figure out a way out of here. 419 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,782 Sorry. 420 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:18,816 (Whispering) Kathy can't. Kathy can't. 421 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,285 Kathy can't. 422 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,819 Oh! Oh, I got it. 423 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,555 Do you remember the blizzard episode of "sing it loud"? 424 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,558 Duh. "Someone picked the wrong day to wear open-toed snow boots." 425 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,628 Exactly. Stephanie and gunner were trapped in the school basement 426 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,764 but they got out by... 427 00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:34,365 Climbing through the vents! 428 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,800 Liv Rooney you're a genius. 429 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,168 Boom. 430 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,703 Okay, let's go. 431 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,571 I think maybe if you just like, leg up. 432 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,706 Just like high kick into it. 433 00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:48,379 So as you can see, nothing but pristine walls and respect. (Chuckles) 434 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,448 So far, so adequate. 435 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,217 (Metal creaking) 436 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,653 (Screaming) 437 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,192 (Grunts) 438 00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,861 (Coughing) 439 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:06,631 - You know what? - Yeah? 440 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,333 That could have been so much worse. 441 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,667 We could have landed in the boys bathroom. 442 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,302 (Both shudder) 443 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,637 Ugh, boy stench. Okay, let's go. 444 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,439 Liv. 445 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,707 I'm sorry. 446 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,476 I thought pulling a prank would help us both make some friends. 447 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:23,881 (Chuckles) Well, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure I made one. 448 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,683 Me too. 449 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:33,157 Okay, I'm totally in this moment, but how does your makeup look so perfect 450 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:34,258 after falling through the ceiling? 451 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,527 (Giggles) 452 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,463 Oh, Kathy... 453 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,198 There are just some secrets that even friends don't share. 454 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,332 Let's go. 455 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,736 Oh! 456 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,906 (Laughs nervously) I can explain. 457 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,776 You see, we have a ghost at ridgewood. 458 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,478 He comes in... 459 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,314 congratulations, Rooney. 460 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,882 They detest you. 461 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,853 My first year they filled my car with live chickens. 462 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:06,224 You are officially a vice principal. 463 00:22:06,226 --> 00:22:08,226 (Sighs) Oh! Whoo. 464 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,429 Welcome to the club. 465 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,964 What, what? 466 00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,436 You guys ready? 467 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,799 Yeah, let me just get comfortable. 468 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,242 Ah, I'm such a Heather. 469 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,413 No way, dude. You're a total Linda. 470 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,549 All: pink, pink, pink 471 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:32,583 Girls, girls, girls 472 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:33,584 Glitter, glitter, glitter 473 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,619 Twirls, twirls, twirls 474 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,421 Together forever 475 00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,456 We're Linda and Heather 476 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:39,824 Best friends! 477 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,428 Being able to enjoy "Linda and Heather" 478 00:22:43,430 --> 00:22:44,829 with my friends felt good. 479 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,597 Boys aren't just a bunch of anim... 480 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:47,465 Cranissaa! 481 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,637 (Chuckles) You laid him out, splat. 482 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:53,971 Boom, chicken soup. 483 00:22:54,021 --> 00:22:58,571 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34846

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