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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:04,607 --> 00:00:06,842 Hey... ooh. 3 00:00:06,844 --> 00:00:10,278 Did you play your last game of basketball under a car? 4 00:00:12,181 --> 00:00:14,483 Your blouse is, um, filthy, Maddie. 5 00:00:14,485 --> 00:00:16,351 First of all, it's not a blouse. 6 00:00:16,353 --> 00:00:17,919 It's my Jersey, and by Jersey I mean 7 00:00:17,921 --> 00:00:20,589 Halloween costume. Bam! Boo! 8 00:00:20,591 --> 00:00:22,224 (Laughs) 9 00:00:22,226 --> 00:00:23,759 (Chuckles) 10 00:00:23,761 --> 00:00:26,328 Okay, so Halloween is the one night of the year 11 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,696 that you can go as whatever you want, 12 00:00:27,698 --> 00:00:29,431 and you chose a basketball player. 13 00:00:29,433 --> 00:00:30,565 No. 14 00:00:30,567 --> 00:00:33,935 A dead basketball player! (Laughs) 15 00:00:33,937 --> 00:00:36,671 Yeah, Willow and I are going to Screamfest as team death. 16 00:00:36,673 --> 00:00:37,939 Oh, speaking of Screamfest. 17 00:00:37,941 --> 00:00:39,808 So, I have been thinking about the theme... 18 00:00:39,810 --> 00:00:42,878 no, Liv, when you say "thinking," you mean "changing," 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,880 and these details have been locked. 20 00:00:44,882 --> 00:00:46,268 I mean, the theme is death. 21 00:00:46,299 --> 00:00:49,451 Right, um, I just think that death has been kind of... 22 00:00:49,453 --> 00:00:50,952 You know, done to death. 23 00:00:50,954 --> 00:00:53,355 And as your new Screamfest co-chair, 24 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,290 I have come up with a new theme, 25 00:00:55,292 --> 00:00:56,892 so you might want to sit down so you can rise to applaud me. 26 00:00:56,894 --> 00:00:58,994 It's gonna be more dramatic. 27 00:01:00,696 --> 00:01:02,731 No? Okay. So... 28 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:05,700 I have come up with a theme that is so fright-tacular, 29 00:01:05,702 --> 00:01:09,271 so scare-diculous, that Screamfest will never be the same again. 30 00:01:09,273 --> 00:01:10,338 Are you ready? 31 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,607 The theme is... 32 00:01:12,609 --> 00:01:14,810 Brown! (Gasps) 33 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:18,101 - Brown? - Yeah. 34 00:01:18,132 --> 00:01:20,615 That's not a theme, that's a carpet color. 35 00:01:20,617 --> 00:01:21,917 Well, we might as well make the theme 36 00:01:21,919 --> 00:01:23,785 I... uh... turtle necks. 37 00:01:23,787 --> 00:01:25,059 (Yelps) Those are terrifying. 38 00:01:25,090 --> 00:01:27,552 You know what? We should dog-ear that for next year. 39 00:01:28,825 --> 00:01:30,358 Liv, I'm being serious. 40 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,294 Screamfest is supposed to be scary. 41 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:33,528 And it will be. 42 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:35,430 I mean, no one looks good in brown. 43 00:01:36,999 --> 00:01:38,767 All right, come here. 44 00:01:38,769 --> 00:01:40,902 Look me in the eyes. I'm going to even say this 45 00:01:40,904 --> 00:01:43,472 in slow motion so that it can really sink in, yeah? 46 00:01:44,707 --> 00:01:47,709 No-o-o-o-o-o. 47 00:01:50,580 --> 00:01:53,615 Great, so you're gonna think about it. 48 00:01:53,617 --> 00:01:56,017 (Theme music playing) 49 00:01:56,019 --> 00:01:57,786 Better in stereo 50 00:01:57,788 --> 00:02:00,021 b... b... better in stereo 51 00:02:00,023 --> 00:02:02,057 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 52 00:02:02,059 --> 00:02:04,392 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 53 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:06,428 - slam dunk - Ready or not 54 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:07,996 yeah, show me what you got 55 00:02:07,998 --> 00:02:10,599 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 56 00:02:10,601 --> 00:02:12,601 I dare you, come on and follow 57 00:02:12,603 --> 00:02:15,537 you dance to your own beat 58 00:02:15,539 --> 00:02:17,005 I'll sing the melody 59 00:02:17,007 --> 00:02:19,508 when you say yea-ah-ah 60 00:02:19,510 --> 00:02:20,876 I say no-oh-oh 61 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:23,512 when you say stop 62 00:02:23,514 --> 00:02:26,314 all I want to do is go, go, go 63 00:02:26,316 --> 00:02:29,317 you, you, the other half of me, me 64 00:02:29,319 --> 00:02:31,486 The half I'll never be-e 65 00:02:31,488 --> 00:02:34,689 the half that drives me crazy 66 00:02:34,691 --> 00:02:37,559 you, you, the better half of me, me 67 00:02:37,561 --> 00:02:40,328 the half I'll always need 68 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:41,963 but we both know 69 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:44,099 we're better in stereo. 70 00:02:46,702 --> 00:02:48,103 - (Snoring) - Maddie? 71 00:02:48,105 --> 00:02:49,604 Maddie? 72 00:02:50,706 --> 00:02:53,475 - Maddie! - (Snorts) 73 00:02:53,477 --> 00:02:54,976 Look what I found. 74 00:02:54,978 --> 00:02:56,978 Your child peacefully sleeping, 75 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:59,581 trying to rest her growing teenage body? 76 00:03:00,349 --> 00:03:01,950 I haven't had a nap since you were born, 77 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:03,752 so too bad, so sad. 78 00:03:03,754 --> 00:03:06,121 Mmm! I remember this. 79 00:03:06,123 --> 00:03:08,023 This is from my old Halloween costume, right? 80 00:03:08,025 --> 00:03:09,457 Mm-hmm, you were six. 81 00:03:09,459 --> 00:03:11,026 You and Liv were wizards... 82 00:03:11,028 --> 00:03:13,695 And Joey was a kitten being eaten by a shark. 83 00:03:13,697 --> 00:03:14,829 (Laughing) 84 00:03:14,831 --> 00:03:17,032 Things went wrong so young for that boy. 85 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,669 Yeah, and Liv fought me so hard 86 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:21,903 for this because she was convinced 87 00:03:21,905 --> 00:03:24,105 that it had magical powers. (Laughs) 88 00:03:24,107 --> 00:03:27,542 Okay, it does have magical powers. 89 00:03:27,544 --> 00:03:29,044 I mean, Maddie wished to be a great basketball player 90 00:03:29,046 --> 00:03:30,912 and I wished to be famous. So... 91 00:03:30,914 --> 00:03:33,682 Ma-gic. (Chuckles) 92 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:37,152 Man, I love Halloween. 93 00:03:37,154 --> 00:03:40,088 Not nearly as much though as I love walking around 94 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,990 - without my knee brace. - (Laughs) 95 00:03:41,992 --> 00:03:43,992 Now that your knee's so strong, 96 00:03:43,994 --> 00:03:46,595 our hypnotherapy sessions will get your mental edge back 97 00:03:46,597 --> 00:03:48,496 in a snap. (Snaps fingers) 98 00:03:48,498 --> 00:03:50,765 That's so weird. (Chuckles) 99 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:52,601 When you snapped just now, I had this sudden urge 100 00:03:52,603 --> 00:03:54,069 to go clean the entire kitchen. 101 00:03:55,071 --> 00:03:56,071 Huh. 102 00:03:56,073 --> 00:03:58,773 I wonder where that came from. 103 00:04:01,043 --> 00:04:03,111 (Giggling) 104 00:04:07,149 --> 00:04:10,819 Mother, father, we're so happy to see you. 105 00:04:10,821 --> 00:04:12,954 Have you been working out, dad? 106 00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:14,456 Show me the guns. 107 00:04:15,424 --> 00:04:17,192 Bang! Bang! 108 00:04:17,194 --> 00:04:20,462 Whoa, papa got swole. 109 00:04:20,464 --> 00:04:22,464 Okay, holster the guns, Pete. 110 00:04:22,466 --> 00:04:24,065 This much butt-smoochery can only mean 111 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:25,767 that they want something. 112 00:04:26,902 --> 00:04:28,670 Still feels nice. 113 00:04:30,072 --> 00:04:32,474 So... we were wondering... 114 00:04:32,476 --> 00:04:34,142 spill it so we can kill it. 115 00:04:36,112 --> 00:04:38,113 We want to go to mutilator Mike's haunted house 116 00:04:38,115 --> 00:04:40,482 of terrifying frights and scares. 117 00:04:40,484 --> 00:04:42,884 There's a mad scientist, he clones himself 118 00:04:42,886 --> 00:04:45,954 but the clones turn on him, unscrew the top of his skull, 119 00:04:45,956 --> 00:04:47,922 and eat his brains like a bowl of cereal. 120 00:04:49,492 --> 00:04:51,993 But the brains are rotted, so there's squirming maggots... 121 00:04:51,995 --> 00:04:53,962 (clears throat) You're not going. 122 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:56,131 Guys, we discussed this. 123 00:04:56,133 --> 00:04:59,067 Mutilator Mike's is not age-appropriate. 124 00:04:59,069 --> 00:05:01,503 How is it not age-appropriate for me? 125 00:05:01,505 --> 00:05:03,705 I am in my prime maggot years. 126 00:05:04,874 --> 00:05:07,208 The movie "pony princess" gave you nightmares. 127 00:05:07,210 --> 00:05:11,012 It was a horse in a dress, mother, can you blame me? 128 00:05:13,015 --> 00:05:14,516 Come on, mom. 129 00:05:14,518 --> 00:05:16,518 Isn't there any way we could go? 130 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:17,952 Yeah, well, you know, there might be one way. 131 00:05:17,954 --> 00:05:18,987 - (Gasps) - What is it? What is it? 132 00:05:18,989 --> 00:05:20,121 You could clone yourselves 133 00:05:20,123 --> 00:05:21,122 and we'd never know you left. 134 00:05:21,124 --> 00:05:23,858 - (Laughing) - Hey-y! 135 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,994 How cruel can you be? 136 00:05:25,996 --> 00:05:30,065 You know I'm still five years from mastering cloning technology. 137 00:05:33,502 --> 00:05:34,903 (Doorbell rings) 138 00:05:34,905 --> 00:05:36,638 Mom, that's Willow! 139 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,708 Team death is off to Screamfest. 140 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:42,510 This is gonna be... awesome. 141 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:48,516 Yeah, okay. 142 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:49,851 There is definitely someone in there 143 00:05:49,853 --> 00:05:51,119 who is too old to be trick-or-treating. 144 00:05:51,121 --> 00:05:52,120 So beat it, bear. 145 00:05:52,122 --> 00:05:54,189 Wait! 146 00:05:54,191 --> 00:05:57,092 (Blows) Don't kill my childlike sense of wonder. 147 00:05:58,994 --> 00:06:02,030 Willow? Wait, I'm sorry, what are you wearing? 148 00:06:02,032 --> 00:06:04,065 You're supposed to be in your team death Jersey. 149 00:06:04,067 --> 00:06:06,234 It's my brown costume. 150 00:06:06,236 --> 00:06:08,002 Liv texted the whole school and said you guys decided 151 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:10,572 to change the theme. Go big and go brown! 152 00:06:10,574 --> 00:06:12,207 Go home and go change! 153 00:06:12,209 --> 00:06:13,775 What... 154 00:06:13,777 --> 00:06:14,976 - are you serious? - Yeah. 155 00:06:14,978 --> 00:06:16,077 I told her that we're not gonna do 156 00:06:16,079 --> 00:06:18,146 her stupid brown theme. 157 00:06:18,148 --> 00:06:20,148 Seriously, go home. Go change, I'm not kidding. 158 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:21,649 Thank you, bye. 159 00:06:23,052 --> 00:06:24,073 (Groans) 160 00:06:24,104 --> 00:06:28,156 Some days, I just really wish I wasn't born a twin. 161 00:06:28,158 --> 00:06:30,258 (Ominous tone) 162 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,060 Okay... 163 00:06:32,062 --> 00:06:36,965 No, thank you. That's really creepy. 164 00:06:36,967 --> 00:06:38,199 Liv! 165 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:43,938 You told the whole school that we changed 166 00:06:43,940 --> 00:06:45,640 the Screamfest theme to brown? 167 00:06:45,642 --> 00:06:46,808 I told you no. 168 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:48,143 Be quiet. 169 00:06:50,012 --> 00:06:51,045 Willow? 170 00:06:51,047 --> 00:06:53,114 How did you get up here so fast? 171 00:06:53,116 --> 00:06:54,849 And how did you change so quick? 172 00:06:54,851 --> 00:06:56,918 Both: Shh! 173 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,953 You will wake her. 174 00:06:58,955 --> 00:07:00,755 - (Loud thudding) - (Chain rattles) 175 00:07:00,757 --> 00:07:02,891 - The beast stirs. - (Whimpers) 176 00:07:02,893 --> 00:07:05,026 - (Loud footsteps) - (Gasping) 177 00:07:05,028 --> 00:07:06,961 That's her angry walk. I'm out of here. 178 00:07:06,963 --> 00:07:08,163 (Whimpers) 179 00:07:09,632 --> 00:07:13,234 Uh, okay, who are we talking about? 180 00:07:13,236 --> 00:07:16,070 - Helga. - Who's Helga? 181 00:07:19,275 --> 00:07:22,010 (Growls) 182 00:07:22,012 --> 00:07:23,912 Oo-oh. 183 00:07:23,914 --> 00:07:26,981 You have disturbed my beauty sleep! 184 00:07:26,983 --> 00:07:29,083 Wow! 185 00:07:29,085 --> 00:07:31,986 - You are definitely Helga. - Silence! (Echoes) 186 00:07:31,988 --> 00:07:33,888 - Oh! Okay. - (Underwear stretches) 187 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:38,059 Ow, wedgie. How's she doing that? 188 00:07:38,061 --> 00:07:38,970 It's a Helga wedgie. 189 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:41,092 She just thinks it and it happens. 190 00:07:42,131 --> 00:07:43,998 Kneel before Helga, 191 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,034 the Alpha triplet. 192 00:07:46,036 --> 00:07:49,037 Triplets? What is going on? 193 00:07:49,039 --> 00:07:50,305 We're not triplets, we're twins! 194 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:53,241 Oh... I wished not to be a twin. 195 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:57,345 That stupid amulet is magic! 196 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:59,848 Ma-gic. 197 00:08:01,083 --> 00:08:02,851 Who are you people? 198 00:08:02,853 --> 00:08:04,819 Why are you staring at Helga?! 199 00:08:04,821 --> 00:08:05,887 (Growls) 200 00:08:07,056 --> 00:08:10,391 Sister triplets, prepare for helgafest. 201 00:08:10,393 --> 00:08:12,894 Um, don't you mean Screamfest? 202 00:08:12,896 --> 00:08:14,996 (Demonic voice) Helgafest! 203 00:08:14,998 --> 00:08:18,900 (Normal voice) If you cannot listen, I will clean your ears. 204 00:08:18,902 --> 00:08:20,668 (Slurping) 205 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:22,337 Ew! Oh, no no no no no. 206 00:08:22,339 --> 00:08:24,038 (Squeaking) 207 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,307 Oh, that's so gross. That's actually wet. 208 00:08:26,309 --> 00:08:27,876 (Squeaking continues) 209 00:08:30,346 --> 00:08:33,248 Helga off to feed pet cockroach... 210 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:35,183 Then to eat it. 211 00:08:41,724 --> 00:08:43,258 Okay, so... 212 00:08:43,260 --> 00:08:45,260 Helga's a freaky nightmare. 213 00:08:45,262 --> 00:08:46,694 (Exhales sharply) 214 00:08:46,696 --> 00:08:48,162 How do you put up with that? 215 00:08:48,164 --> 00:08:51,733 Well, it's like we always say Maddie: 216 00:08:51,735 --> 00:08:55,103 Sisters by chance, friends by force. 217 00:09:04,847 --> 00:09:09,083 Ah, this amulet is perfect for foot scratching. 218 00:09:11,954 --> 00:09:14,055 Have you two seen my magic wish amulet? 219 00:09:15,190 --> 00:09:17,458 Um, no idea what you're talking about. 220 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,060 When someone's looking for something 221 00:09:19,062 --> 00:09:23,031 with magic in the name, you don't just hand it over. 222 00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:25,833 Did you guys know that there is a triplet 223 00:09:25,835 --> 00:09:27,502 named Helga living in our attic? 224 00:09:27,504 --> 00:09:29,170 Duh. 225 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:32,840 She grew too big for that dragon egg she hatched out of. 226 00:09:32,842 --> 00:09:34,342 (Laughing) 227 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,010 Don't tell her I said that. 228 00:09:38,213 --> 00:09:41,182 (Groans) That stupid amulet made us triplets! 229 00:09:41,184 --> 00:09:43,384 It's supposed to be Liv and Maddie, 230 00:09:43,386 --> 00:09:47,155 not Liv and Maddie and... Helga! 231 00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:48,156 (Loud thud) 232 00:09:48,158 --> 00:09:50,024 Liv: Oh, owsies. 233 00:09:50,026 --> 00:09:51,125 Was that Liv? 234 00:09:51,127 --> 00:09:52,460 Yeah, Helga probably threw her 235 00:09:52,462 --> 00:09:53,761 off the roof again. 236 00:09:54,496 --> 00:09:55,797 What?! 237 00:09:55,799 --> 00:09:57,098 Why would Helga do that? 238 00:09:57,100 --> 00:09:59,834 So she has something soft to land on. 239 00:10:01,036 --> 00:10:03,037 Helga: Helga jumps! (Thuds) 240 00:10:03,039 --> 00:10:04,072 (Chains rattle) 241 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,473 Liv: Double owsies. 242 00:10:07,009 --> 00:10:08,409 (Growl) 243 00:10:10,346 --> 00:10:13,114 Helga: Helga is ready. We go now! 244 00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,983 - (Underwear stretches) - Oh! Ooh! 245 00:10:14,985 --> 00:10:17,151 Wow! Okay. 246 00:10:17,153 --> 00:10:18,987 Helga wedgie, I guess I go now. 247 00:10:18,989 --> 00:10:21,155 Ooh, I go now. (Groans) 248 00:10:21,157 --> 00:10:23,925 A magic amulet? (Chuckles) 249 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,860 A world without Helga? 250 00:10:25,862 --> 00:10:28,262 Well, Maddie's finally lost it. 251 00:10:28,264 --> 00:10:30,264 I know, right? 252 00:10:32,134 --> 00:10:35,269 Hey, magic amulet, I wish we had clones of ourselves 253 00:10:35,271 --> 00:10:37,271 so we could go to mutilator Mike's. 254 00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:39,340 - Ooh. - (Ominous tone) 255 00:10:39,342 --> 00:10:41,342 (Both gasp) 256 00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:42,510 Witchcraft! 257 00:10:42,512 --> 00:10:44,379 (Splash) 258 00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:47,849 Ugh, nice job, munch. 259 00:10:47,851 --> 00:10:50,251 If that thing had any shot of being magic, 260 00:10:50,253 --> 00:10:52,120 it's ruined now. 261 00:10:52,122 --> 00:10:54,155 Dude, relax. 262 00:10:54,157 --> 00:10:56,524 We'll rinse it off. 263 00:10:56,526 --> 00:11:00,461 For the record, hummus does not shield magical powers. 264 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,964 Hey, you don't know that. 265 00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:05,199 Hummus is a very powerful spread. 266 00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:13,608 (Grunts) Whoo! 267 00:11:15,411 --> 00:11:17,145 Both: Whoa. 268 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:20,148 (British accent) Cheerio, mates. 269 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:23,251 The name's plus. Parker plus. 270 00:11:24,353 --> 00:11:26,187 Come along then, ooey. Chop chop. 271 00:11:26,189 --> 00:11:28,256 (Panting, giggling) 272 00:11:33,062 --> 00:11:34,395 Both: We have clones! 273 00:11:34,397 --> 00:11:37,231 We have clones! We have clones! 274 00:11:37,233 --> 00:11:41,202 Wow, the amulet really was magic. 275 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:42,904 Ooey, ooey, ooey. 276 00:11:45,174 --> 00:11:46,908 Ooey. 277 00:11:46,910 --> 00:11:48,276 Ooey. 278 00:11:48,278 --> 00:11:51,045 Ooey says it's jolly good to meet you blokes, 279 00:11:51,047 --> 00:11:53,281 and he has an itch. 280 00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:56,884 (Sighs) Ooey. 281 00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,086 He found the spot. 282 00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:02,356 Okay, is it just me or is my clone... 283 00:12:02,358 --> 00:12:05,326 Like, the coolest guy ever? 284 00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:09,664 Ooey. (Chuckles) 285 00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,166 It's just you. 286 00:12:13,268 --> 00:12:15,403 Ooey, ooey. 287 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:17,271 Ooey. (Whimpers) 288 00:12:17,273 --> 00:12:20,074 The poor lad says he was starting to take form 289 00:12:20,076 --> 00:12:21,609 when something went wonky. 290 00:12:21,611 --> 00:12:24,145 Like the magic was shielded somehow. 291 00:12:24,147 --> 00:12:25,613 See? 292 00:12:25,615 --> 00:12:27,982 Told you... hummus! 293 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:32,153 I don't care what happened to him. 294 00:12:32,155 --> 00:12:33,654 I love him just the way he is. 295 00:12:35,124 --> 00:12:37,291 Hi, little fella. 296 00:12:37,293 --> 00:12:38,426 Ooey. 297 00:12:39,595 --> 00:12:40,962 Okay, here's the deal: 298 00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:42,463 We are going to a haunted house. 299 00:12:42,465 --> 00:12:45,066 You two are staying here to distract our parents. 300 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,235 Yeah, yeah, and if they ask any questions, 301 00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:49,303 your tux is your Halloween costume. 302 00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:53,040 Tell them you're going as Parker with class. 303 00:12:53,042 --> 00:12:54,208 And you're going as... 304 00:12:55,144 --> 00:12:56,205 (Giggles) 305 00:12:56,236 --> 00:13:00,478 Eh, they probably won't notice the difference. 306 00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:09,157 (Ominous music playing) 307 00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:15,530 - (Gong chimes) - Helga is near! 308 00:13:15,532 --> 00:13:18,166 Do not run or we will hunt you down 309 00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:21,202 and you will wind up like our math teacher, 310 00:13:21,204 --> 00:13:23,437 Mr. cove! 311 00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:27,508 He gave Helga a "c"! 312 00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:28,976 (Gasping) 313 00:13:32,181 --> 00:13:34,015 - (Gasps) - (Gong chimes) 314 00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:35,049 She arrives! 315 00:13:35,051 --> 00:13:37,151 All hail Helga! 316 00:13:37,153 --> 00:13:39,520 - All hail Helga! - Students: All hail Helga! 317 00:13:39,522 --> 00:13:42,156 - Willow: All hail Helga! - Students: All hail Helga! 318 00:13:42,158 --> 00:13:44,225 (Chanting continues) 319 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:51,499 Yeah, things have definitely taken 320 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:54,135 a little turn for the crazy. 321 00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:59,073 Helga declares helgafest open! 322 00:13:59,075 --> 00:14:00,641 (Gong chimes) 323 00:14:02,511 --> 00:14:03,778 (Sighs) 324 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:07,248 (Snarls) 325 00:14:13,488 --> 00:14:16,023 More fish for Helga! 326 00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:28,502 Ooey, stop that. I'm making us a spot of supper. 327 00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:30,238 Ooey, ooey, ooey. 328 00:14:32,074 --> 00:14:33,708 Ooh, Parker, you're cooking. 329 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:35,276 How unusual. 330 00:14:35,278 --> 00:14:37,245 And Joey, you're licking a chicken. 331 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:39,313 How Joey. 332 00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:42,450 Ooey, ooey, ooey. 333 00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:44,318 Oh, I get it. 334 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,254 That's your Halloween costume 335 00:14:46,256 --> 00:14:48,256 you're gonna be talking like that all night. 336 00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:50,491 No, that's not gonna get annoying. 337 00:14:52,294 --> 00:14:54,428 So, what are you making? 338 00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,265 Well, the cupboards are dreadfully bare, 339 00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:00,268 but I believe I can whip up a lovely pot pie. 340 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,302 Oh, heavens. 341 00:15:01,304 --> 00:15:03,170 We don't have any meat. 342 00:15:03,172 --> 00:15:04,538 I'm stymied. 343 00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:09,310 Oo-eey? 344 00:15:10,445 --> 00:15:12,146 Ooey, no, that's ghastly. 345 00:15:13,181 --> 00:15:14,248 Ooey? 346 00:15:16,585 --> 00:15:18,552 Righty-o, they're not really our mum and dad. 347 00:15:18,554 --> 00:15:20,521 Parent pot pie it is. 348 00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:27,094 W-why are you doing this? 349 00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:28,329 We're sorry. Look... look, 350 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:30,231 you can go to the haunted house. 351 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:33,267 Simmer down, mumsy. 352 00:15:34,303 --> 00:15:35,536 "Simmer." 353 00:15:35,538 --> 00:15:37,538 Oh, I'm terrible. 354 00:15:41,143 --> 00:15:43,210 (Ominous music playing) 355 00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:49,750 (Gong chimes) 356 00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:51,385 Time's up, carvers. 357 00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:53,287 Reveal your work. 358 00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:57,692 Approved. 359 00:16:00,462 --> 00:16:02,463 (Cackles) 360 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:05,232 Approved. 361 00:16:07,903 --> 00:16:10,838 (Demonic voice) Unacceptable! 362 00:16:16,545 --> 00:16:18,612 (Gasping) 363 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:22,750 Maddie, what are you doing? 364 00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,318 Helga said to keep our hoods on. 365 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,220 Yeah, I am done with Helga. 366 00:16:26,222 --> 00:16:28,389 If giant skeleton and wolf guy had a baby, 367 00:16:28,391 --> 00:16:29,924 they would not be nearly as bad as her. 368 00:16:29,926 --> 00:16:31,659 (Chuckles) 369 00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,627 Okay, well what are you gonna do? We're triplets. 370 00:16:33,629 --> 00:16:35,262 No, we're not. 371 00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:37,298 We're twins, and I know that deep down inside 372 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:38,466 part of you still knows that. 373 00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:39,934 I just, like, really need you 374 00:16:39,936 --> 00:16:41,836 to go distract Helga, so that I can sneak out, 375 00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:43,704 get the amulet and save us. 376 00:16:43,706 --> 00:16:46,340 Okay, Maddie, you are making literally no sense, 377 00:16:46,342 --> 00:16:48,609 but if there is even the tiniest chance 378 00:16:48,611 --> 00:16:50,478 that we can get rid of Helga, I'm in. 379 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,847 I mean, I am done sharing a bathroom with her. 380 00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:54,682 The litter box is there for a reason, Helga. 381 00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:57,318 Okay. 382 00:16:58,553 --> 00:17:00,287 Um, hey, Helga! 383 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,291 I think that this party needs a diva moment. 384 00:17:04,293 --> 00:17:07,561 Helga-aa 385 00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:10,898 Is a big meanie, yow! 386 00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:15,970 Only Helga has diva moments! 387 00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:17,838 (Demonic voice) Seize her! 388 00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:21,709 (Chuckles) 389 00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:25,546 Helga-aa 390 00:17:25,548 --> 00:17:29,383 Is just misunderstood. 391 00:17:29,385 --> 00:17:30,885 Yow! 392 00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,490 Clap for Helga! 393 00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,560 (Demonic voice) Or die. 394 00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:41,629 - (Yelping) - (Applause) 395 00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,971 The only thing mutilator Mike's mutilated, 396 00:17:50,973 --> 00:17:53,641 was my love for Halloween. 397 00:17:53,643 --> 00:17:54,942 I know, right? 398 00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:55,868 Total snore fest. 399 00:17:55,899 --> 00:17:58,943 I brought an extra pair of underpants for nothing. 400 00:18:01,049 --> 00:18:02,283 What does a guy have to do 401 00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:04,452 to get a decent scare around here? 402 00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:07,755 Karen: Help, I'm being cooked alive! 403 00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:11,592 He-elp... 404 00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:15,830 (gasps) Evil clones! 405 00:18:15,832 --> 00:18:18,566 We made evil clones! 406 00:18:18,568 --> 00:18:21,001 I told you hummus messes up magic! 407 00:18:22,838 --> 00:18:25,306 It is just so hard watching your clones 408 00:18:25,308 --> 00:18:27,808 grow up and make bad choices. 409 00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:29,977 Snap out of it. 410 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:32,413 Our selfish wish is killing mom and dad. 411 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:33,614 You're right. 412 00:18:33,616 --> 00:18:35,983 We must risk life and limb to rescue them, 413 00:18:35,985 --> 00:18:37,985 and then tell them that we have learned our lesson. 414 00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:41,689 Or we could get the amulet and wish our clones away. 415 00:18:42,924 --> 00:18:45,493 Yeah, that sounds like a shortcut I can get behind. 416 00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:46,660 (Grunting) 417 00:18:46,662 --> 00:18:48,562 Stop struggling, mumsy, 418 00:18:48,564 --> 00:18:50,998 or your muscles will flex and make the meat chewy! 419 00:18:54,603 --> 00:18:55,970 Okay. 420 00:18:55,972 --> 00:18:57,338 Ooh. 421 00:18:59,641 --> 00:19:01,075 (Sighs) Okay. 422 00:19:01,077 --> 00:19:02,343 I wish I was a twin again. 423 00:19:02,345 --> 00:19:04,411 (Ominous tone) 424 00:19:10,318 --> 00:19:11,719 Helga? 425 00:19:11,721 --> 00:19:13,654 I... no, 'cause I just wished you away. 426 00:19:13,656 --> 00:19:15,890 Where's Liv? Where's my twin sister? 427 00:19:15,892 --> 00:19:17,091 Who's Liv? 428 00:19:17,093 --> 00:19:19,026 Helga's your twin sister. 429 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,330 Give Helga hug. 430 00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:26,066 Okay, you would think I'd know by now 431 00:19:26,068 --> 00:19:29,103 to be incredibly specific with that amulet. 432 00:19:30,805 --> 00:19:32,907 We need the magic wish amulet. 433 00:19:32,909 --> 00:19:34,074 It's a matter of life and mom. 434 00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:36,110 - And dad. - Oh, yeah, him too. 435 00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:43,384 Seriously, munch? The hummus again? 436 00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:45,719 Mmm... 437 00:19:45,721 --> 00:19:47,755 Helga loves hummus. 438 00:19:53,028 --> 00:19:54,061 - (Crunching) - (Gasps) 439 00:19:54,063 --> 00:19:55,763 No! 440 00:19:55,765 --> 00:19:57,898 You destroyed the amulet, 441 00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,900 the only way to get back to normal, 442 00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:02,069 and now we're stuck this way forever. 443 00:20:02,071 --> 00:20:03,938 And you stuck your dirty fish fingers 444 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:06,941 in the hummus! Come on, Helga! 445 00:20:06,943 --> 00:20:09,043 - (Underwear stretches) - (Yelps) Sorry, Helga. 446 00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:10,544 I love your fingers. 447 00:20:10,546 --> 00:20:12,513 You could be a hand model. 448 00:20:15,617 --> 00:20:17,551 I'm never gonna see Liv again. 449 00:20:17,553 --> 00:20:21,021 I just wish my family would go back to normal! 450 00:20:21,023 --> 00:20:23,090 (Ominous tone) 451 00:20:26,428 --> 00:20:28,128 Maddie? 452 00:20:28,130 --> 00:20:29,530 - Maddie? - (Snoring) 453 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:30,531 Maddie? 454 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,733 - Liv! (Gasps) - Oh. 455 00:20:32,735 --> 00:20:35,002 Ooh, oh. 456 00:20:35,004 --> 00:20:36,637 I'm still in my knee brace. 457 00:20:36,639 --> 00:20:38,038 Oh, yeah, of course. 458 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,673 Wow, you were really under. 459 00:20:39,675 --> 00:20:41,642 What are you talking about? 460 00:20:41,644 --> 00:20:42,643 Hypnotherapy. 461 00:20:42,645 --> 00:20:44,411 We just spent the last hour 462 00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:45,600 working through your fear 463 00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:48,415 of using your injured knee to shoot a three-pointer, 464 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:50,050 remember? You kept saying, 465 00:20:50,052 --> 00:20:53,187 "I can make a three. I can make a three." 466 00:20:55,023 --> 00:20:57,091 I did make a three. 467 00:20:59,027 --> 00:21:01,996 We even made your fear into a monster and gave it a name. 468 00:21:01,998 --> 00:21:03,097 What, Helga? 469 00:21:03,099 --> 00:21:04,675 Oh, so you do remember. 470 00:21:04,706 --> 00:21:08,102 Hey, mads, I really need to talk to you. 471 00:21:08,104 --> 00:21:11,071 - Liv! (Chuckles) - Hi. (Chuckles) 472 00:21:11,073 --> 00:21:13,540 Um, I just wanted to apologize for trying to change 473 00:21:13,542 --> 00:21:14,808 the theme of Screamfest to brown. 474 00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:15,976 - I just... - No no no no no. 475 00:21:15,978 --> 00:21:17,945 I love brown. And I love you. 476 00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:19,513 And don't try to change anything, 477 00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:20,948 because I like things just the way they are. 478 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:22,883 (Sighs) 479 00:21:22,885 --> 00:21:24,718 Perfect. Because the two of us 480 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:27,087 can go as the scariest combination of brown of all... 481 00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:28,956 Beige and taupe. (Gasps) 482 00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,457 It's like blah meets blah. 483 00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:31,525 (Laughs) 484 00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:36,497 Yeah, and I have a tan suede vest 485 00:21:36,499 --> 00:21:37,998 if you wanna go as triplets. 486 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,501 Yeah, definitely not triplets. 487 00:21:40,503 --> 00:21:42,136 Ew. 488 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:49,076 When you awake, you will feel ready 489 00:21:49,078 --> 00:21:50,944 to take on the world. 490 00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:54,081 (Chuckles) I've never tried this 491 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,150 without the amulet, so how do you feel? 492 00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:58,185 Ooey. (Chuckles) 493 00:21:58,187 --> 00:21:59,653 What? 494 00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:01,655 Ooey. 495 00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:03,624 Ooey? 496 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:04,925 Ooey?! 497 00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:06,260 Ooey! Ooey! 498 00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:08,062 Ooey! Ooey! Ooey! Ooey! Ooey! 499 00:22:09,497 --> 00:22:11,565 Really have to finish that online course 500 00:22:11,567 --> 00:22:13,500 before I try that again. 501 00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:14,768 Helga: Kneel before Helga! 502 00:22:14,818 --> 00:22:19,368 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34167

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