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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,406 Eww. 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,808 Why is there a car door in our kitchen? 4 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:12,711 Lemme guess: Parker's hanging out with Reggie today. 5 00:00:14,447 --> 00:00:16,248 Good guess, mom. 6 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,685 Afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Roon-dog. 7 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:22,888 Parker, Reggie, answers, go. 8 00:00:22,890 --> 00:00:26,325 Well, Reggie realized we only have six years till we can drive 9 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:29,328 so we decided to start building our car now. 10 00:00:30,830 --> 00:00:32,695 This is piece 1. (Chuckles) 11 00:00:32,726 --> 00:00:34,967 Reggie days are always interesting. 12 00:00:34,969 --> 00:00:38,203 I guarantee you this is not about the car. 13 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,606 Hey, Reggie, I need a second with my folks. 14 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:43,609 Sure thing, Dr. P. I'll keep the engine running. 15 00:00:45,945 --> 00:00:50,883 Mom, dad, when Reggie and I were digging this door out of the ditch, 16 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:54,853 a family of raccoons kept hissing at us and it reminded me of something. 17 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:57,856 That you shouldn't play in raccoon-infested ditches? 18 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:02,961 No, looking at their cute little faces reminded me of how badly I want a dog. 19 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:06,398 Look, can I please please get a dog? 20 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,801 Son, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Maddie 21 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:12,004 when she wanted a dog and Joey when he wanted an ostrich. 22 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:18,040 No dogs or flightless birds until you prove you can take care of one. 23 00:01:18,071 --> 00:01:20,546 And stop leaving your underwear on the floor. 24 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,781 It's not relevant, but it needs to be said. 25 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:27,386 But I can't prove I can take care of a dog unless I have a dog. 26 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:30,756 Oh. Have I created an impossible scenario 27 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,593 that has kept this house pet-free for 16 years? 28 00:01:35,728 --> 00:01:37,729 I guess I have. 29 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:41,834 Proving you can take care of a dog before you have one 30 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,368 is your challenge, buddy. 31 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:45,971 Challenge accepted! 32 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,041 Hey, Reggie. 33 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,645 - What up? - We gotta go upstairs. 34 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,514 Sure thing, Dr. p. 35 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,384 Oh, and hit the car alarm. 36 00:01:59,386 --> 00:02:01,587 (Loud whisper) I don't like the looks of these two. 37 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:04,656 (Mimics alarm chirp) 38 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:09,294 (Theme music playing) 39 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,996 Better in stereo 40 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:13,031 b... b... better in stereo 41 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,067 - I'm up with the sunshine - Let's go 42 00:02:15,069 --> 00:02:17,603 - I lace up my high tops - Oh no 43 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,438 slam dunk, ready or not 44 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,007 yeah, show me what you got 45 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,942 - I'm under the spotlight - Holler 46 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,911 I dare you, come on and follow 47 00:02:25,913 --> 00:02:27,880 you dance to your own beat 48 00:02:27,882 --> 00:02:29,815 I'll sing the melody 49 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,551 when you say yea-ah-ah 50 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,086 I say no-oh-oh 51 00:02:34,088 --> 00:02:36,688 when you say stop 52 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:38,957 all I want to do is go go go 53 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,927 you you, the other half of me me 54 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,496 the half I'll never be-e 55 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,432 the half that drives me crazy 56 00:02:47,434 --> 00:02:50,569 you you, the better half of me me 57 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:53,338 the half I'll always need 58 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,007 but we both know 59 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,942 we're better in stereo. 60 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:04,016 - Hey, mom. - Oh, hey, Liv. 61 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:07,819 I'm glad you're here. So now that I'm vice principal 62 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,821 - I want to change up my look. - Okay. 63 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,890 - What do you think? - Hmm, okay, 64 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:16,461 well, I think that if you are trying to say, 65 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:19,565 "I am old and I do not care about your generation," 66 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,433 then you have succeeded. 67 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,467 - What?! - Yeah. 68 00:03:22,469 --> 00:03:24,069 No. What did I do wrong? 69 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,872 Oh well, you know, it's just mostly the color 70 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,041 and sort of the silhouette and... (Gasps) 71 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:31,877 - Are those shoulder pads? - No. 72 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:35,547 They're Parker's socks. Ew, okay. 73 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:37,983 Look, I... I just want to look cool. 74 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:38,968 What do I do? 75 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:41,720 Um, just do what everyone else does... 76 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,723 go online and find someone who inspires you and then copy them. 77 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:45,565 Oh. 78 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:48,957 And if that person is wearing a pantsuit and shoulder socks, then find someone else. 79 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:51,964 You got this, come on! 80 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,032 - (All cheer) - That was beautiful! 81 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:54,574 What? 82 00:03:54,605 --> 00:03:56,735 Are you guys psyched for your first practice? 83 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,770 - Out of my skin, man. - Yeah. 84 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,075 What do you mean, "your first practice"? Aren't you coming? 85 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:06,745 No. I mean, my leg is healing, but I've still got this thing. 86 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:11,083 (Laughs, hisses) I'm cool. 87 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,986 Besides, I mean there's plenty of other things for me to do, so. 88 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,788 Mads, are you really gonna pretend it's not tough for you 89 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,491 being all injured, watching us play the game that you love, 90 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,426 while Diggie, the guy you like-like, 91 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,195 is thousands of Miles away in tundrabania? 92 00:04:23,197 --> 00:04:24,930 I mean... 93 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,899 Jeez, Willow, tread lightly. 94 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:31,870 She's just a hollow shell of her former self, man. 95 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:35,941 I'm gonna make a basket in your honor. 96 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,476 Okay. 97 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,483 In honor of Maddie. 98 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,721 Making it for Maddie. 99 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:56,094 Don't take it personally. I just stink. 100 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,865 Guys, it's okay. I'm totally fine. 101 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:02,301 I mean the universe is just obviously telling me 102 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:04,636 to explore the things that I love that are not basketball. 103 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,872 - That's the Maddie we know. - Yeah. 104 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:10,175 - What are those things? - Well, you know. 105 00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:13,845 There's all the stuff that I li... that I... um... 106 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:17,983 Uh, I do the thing that you all have seen me do. 107 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:22,954 Oh, on Sundays I always meet with... 108 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,892 Wow. 109 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,829 Hollow shell. I called it, man. 110 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,708 Okay, space werewolves, everybody howl. 111 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:45,043 (Howls) 112 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:47,913 (Giggles) Okay, thank you guys so much. 113 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,147 See you in geometry. 114 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:56,788 Hey, look at you, mads, walking around without your crutches. You go, girl. 115 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:01,593 Yeah, I'm still sidelined from basketball, though, 116 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:04,296 so I'm just having a little trouble figuring out what else it is that I like to do. 117 00:06:04,298 --> 00:06:07,032 What?! No, you have like a million hobbies. 118 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,034 You know, there's all the things that you... 119 00:06:11,037 --> 00:06:13,839 and you know, there's all the... when you have... you used to... 120 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:17,809 oh, you know what? On Sundays, you like t... 121 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:21,980 Wow. 122 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,682 Yeah, wow. 123 00:06:24,650 --> 00:06:25,917 Hey, you know what? 124 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,986 Actually if you are looking for a hobby, 125 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,955 I have been looking for the perfect Jean jacket 126 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,324 and that could keep us busy for at least a couple months. 127 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:35,160 I'm not that desperate. 128 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,231 - I'll let you know when I figure it out. - M'kay, Maddie. 129 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:41,967 That's the spirit. You're a work in progress, okay? 130 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,702 (Laughs) 131 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:46,204 (Both gasp) 132 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,146 - (Giggles) - Oh. 133 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,922 - What are you doing? - What you told me to do. 134 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:07,159 I found someone who inspires me and tried to dress like her. 135 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:09,194 - And you picked me?! - Well, who else? 136 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,963 I browsed your search history to copy your style, 137 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:16,067 but I had no idea that I would land on the exact same outfit on the exact same day. 138 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,636 - Huh! - But b.T.Dubs, 139 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,871 I am a-rockin' these purple panty hose. 140 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,007 Anybody? Could you help me... 141 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,875 okay, mom, mom. 142 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,814 No one has said the word "panty hose" in at least 50 years, okay? 143 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:32,984 Second, b.B.T.T.Dub-dubs, I forbid you to dress like me. 144 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:35,720 Forbid? 145 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:37,088 Did you just say... 146 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,224 "Forbid"? 147 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,259 Okay, so I did, but I really didn't mean to. 148 00:07:41,261 --> 00:07:43,028 I'm just... I'm really upset right now, mom. 149 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,030 No no no no. 150 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,699 You don't forbid me from doing anything. 151 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:50,302 I might dress like you tomorrow just to teach you a lesson. 152 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,037 (Gasps) You wouldn't dare. 153 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,739 Did you just say "dare"? 154 00:07:56,976 --> 00:07:58,977 Oh, it is on. 155 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,813 From now on, I'm your twin. 156 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,049 (Scoffs) Okay. 157 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:07,252 - Good luck guessing tomorrow's outfit. - Oh no no. 158 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:10,055 Mama don't need luck. Mama's got intuition. 159 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,025 Whatcha thinking? Slacks or a blouse or a little tie? 160 00:08:16,896 --> 00:08:18,230 I... snip... 161 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:19,965 love... snip... 162 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,233 trimming... snip... 163 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:23,134 bonsai. Snip. 164 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,671 Yeah, perfect. Bonsai! 165 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,806 (Cracks) 166 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:33,445 Bye-bye, bonsai. 167 00:08:35,314 --> 00:08:36,781 - Hey. - Hey. 168 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,417 I heard you were totally depressed about basketball 169 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:43,255 and searching for something to do with your miserable miserable life. 170 00:08:43,257 --> 00:08:47,692 Okay, people need to stop saying that, because I am in no way depressed. 171 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,928 I am simply excited and looking for a new hobby. 172 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,831 Nice tree. How many of these have you killed? 173 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,699 Six. 174 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:58,003 Lucky for you I'm a man who's gone through a lot of hobbies. 175 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:02,807 Maybe one of my old hobbies can be your new hobby. 176 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:08,146 For example, the accordion. 177 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,116 (Playing tune) 178 00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,991 Okay okay okay okay! Stop. 179 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:25,063 Fair enough. The squeezebox is not for everyone. 180 00:09:26,999 --> 00:09:32,037 Might I suggest the adrenaline rush that is... Taxidermy? 181 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:38,743 It is an adorable rabbit, blended with a pheasant and cool antlers. 182 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,347 I call it a horned pheas-bit. 183 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,751 Yeah, I call it proof that you are deeply disturbed. 184 00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:50,989 What about pottery? 185 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:52,924 I've made some excellent pieces in my youth. 186 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,026 Actually yeah. 187 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,028 I remember being pretty good at that when I was in grade school. 188 00:09:57,030 --> 00:09:59,030 - (Blows) - You were good. 189 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,166 I was great. 190 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:07,105 When I was six, I had the hands of a God! 191 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:12,010 It's good to know you peaked at six, Joe. 192 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:16,481 (Dog barking) 193 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,351 Did I hear a dog? 194 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:22,420 I said no dog. 195 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:26,925 Technically you said no dog until I could prove I could take care of a dog... 196 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:30,295 an unbeatable logic puzzle that I have destroyed! 197 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:36,468 Say hello to my newest invention clunker. 198 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:39,004 (Whirring, barking) 199 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:43,141 Oh, Chase your tail, boy. Chase your tail. 200 00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:52,050 He's a realistic robot dog who can be walked, fed 201 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,586 and used to change parental minds. 202 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,521 - (Barks) - He even fetches. 203 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,056 Come on, boy. Go go go go. 204 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,525 Go, go get it, boy. 205 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,964 And he'll prove I'm responsible enough 206 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,033 to have a dog. You see, if clunker doesn't get 207 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:11,002 regularly played with, he's programmed to explode. 208 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,075 Impressive, but this proves nothing. 209 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,444 There's more to taking care of a dog than playing. 210 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,247 There's feeding, grooming, bathing. 211 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,883 I can't do any of those things. He's a robot. 212 00:11:25,951 --> 00:11:30,422 Just out of curiosity how long can you leave clunker alone 213 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:32,223 before he explodes? 214 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,459 (Explosion) 215 00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:40,899 About that long. 216 00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:51,876 I pet the dog and he blew up. 217 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,285 (Accordion playing) 218 00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,164 Why did I desert you, old friend? 219 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,366 Because we all begged you to stop. 220 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,268 Check it out! 221 00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:22,040 Apparently these hands aren't just great for sinking shots. 222 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,109 They're also great for making pots. 223 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,546 Well, I guess rapping is another hobby you won't be doing. 224 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,348 (Both laughs) 225 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,950 Yeah, I just... I really wanted you 226 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,669 to be the first one to see my first pottery piece, 'cause 227 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,386 after all, I never would have rediscovered it without you. 228 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,155 You are so welcome. 229 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:41,092 I find joy by encouraging young people to be their very best self. 230 00:12:43,329 --> 00:12:45,029 - What do you think? - Oh, me? 231 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:46,431 - Yeah. - I don't like to judge, 232 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,233 but here, let's see. 233 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:51,302 The handle's out of proportion, the bowl isn't shaped quite right... 234 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,138 too much slip. 235 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,341 How do I say this nicely? It's... ahem... 236 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,276 it's... it's awful. 237 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,013 "Awful"? Okay, no. 238 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,382 Mad dog Rooney is not awful at anything. 239 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:08,186 I'm gonna show him that I can become the greatest Potter of all time. 240 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,188 Bam! Pot! 241 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,564 Yeah, I really need to come up with a new pottery catchphrase. 242 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,435 Uh, what's going on, buddy? 243 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,971 You've been bested again, father. 244 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:30,742 I rebuilt clunker and removed all his circuitry so I could give him a bath. 245 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,511 Boom! Squeaky clean canine! 246 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,150 (Gasps) 247 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,519 Underbelly's clean, Dr. p. 248 00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,089 Now can I get a dog? 249 00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:48,459 Well, you see, you haven't faced the one truly nasty job 250 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,328 every real dog owner dreads. 251 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,597 Scooping up poop. 252 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:56,000 He's a robot. There's no poop to scoop. 253 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,770 No poop, no pooch. 254 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:01,172 I won! 255 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,607 I can't believe it. 256 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,143 The dad never wins. 257 00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:07,412 I need a dog who poops? 258 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:12,217 Then say goodbye to clunker and say hello to dumper. 259 00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:20,024 Hello, Liv. 260 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:21,746 Sleep well? 261 00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,462 Well enough to know there is no possible way 262 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,598 that you could know what's underneath this blanket. 263 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,919 Nicely done, but you've underestimated your mother. 264 00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:33,635 (Gasps) 265 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,075 - Boom! - But how? 266 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,245 Mother's instinct. I made your brains in this womb. 267 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:43,047 - Hmph! - (Accordion playing) 268 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:02,267 Seriously, dad, I think a dog will make this family a little more normal. 269 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,204 I stayed up literally all night 270 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,173 making every single thing that we are going to eat off of this morning 271 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,809 - and I call it maddieware. - (Chuckling) 272 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,313 So how does everybody want their eggs? 273 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,637 - Scrambled. - Scrambled. 274 00:15:16,668 --> 00:15:19,514 A crab and asparagus omelet with apricot marmalade. 275 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,354 Scrambled. 276 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,824 - Uh, coffee? - Thank you. 277 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,093 - The mugs are in the cabinet. - Okay. 278 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,196 Wow, Maddie, that is a lot of pottery. 279 00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,198 And it's got some heft to it. 280 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,801 (Maddie hisses) Yeah, I know. 281 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:38,403 I'm getting good, huh? 282 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:42,106 Basketball is out and pottery is in. 283 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:44,709 So don't hate it, plate it. 284 00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,378 - (Laughs) - Good for you, mad dog. 285 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,348 - To maddieware. - To maddieware. 286 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,850 Yeah... oh. 287 00:15:52,852 --> 00:15:55,887 - (Clinks) - Oh! Uh, Maddie, we've got a leaker. 288 00:15:55,889 --> 00:15:58,122 - Uh... uh... - Um, okay. 289 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,857 You know what? Don't even worry about it 290 00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:02,180 because there's plenty more where that came from. 291 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:02,790 Oh. 292 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,386 Hey. Check out my new hobby: 293 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,521 Smashing things. (Chuckles) 294 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,590 I'm actually pretty good at it. 295 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,396 You're having a tough time, aren't you? 296 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,231 No... 297 00:16:42,701 --> 00:16:44,569 Yeah. (Laughs) 298 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,406 Yeah, it's actually pretty awful, dad. 299 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,942 (Sighs) I mean, I... 300 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,844 I have no idea what to do. 301 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:56,447 I love basketball and now I can't play it. 302 00:16:57,916 --> 00:17:01,319 I mean what happens if I just never recover from this injury? 303 00:17:02,254 --> 00:17:06,791 It's a long hard road, but you're a fighter and you're gonna get back on top. 304 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,460 - You think so? - I know so. 305 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:15,566 And until then, remember: Just because you can't do something you love, 306 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,236 doesn't mean you have to stop loving it. 307 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:22,340 Consider yourself lucky that you found something you love so much. 308 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,578 Thanks, dad. 309 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:33,251 In the meantime I, for one, am glad you stink at pottery. 310 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:37,688 This is fun! 311 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,174 Oh... 312 00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:40,955 In there! 313 00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:45,463 Yeah, dad, that was mom's favorite garden gnome. 314 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,568 Ooo-kay. 315 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,704 Can you go back to pottery to make one last thing? 316 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,606 Yeah, you know it! 317 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,810 Bam! Pot! 318 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,786 Okay, I know it's not good, okay? I'm working on it. 319 00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:07,018 (Western showdown theme playing) 320 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:15,893 You weren't at breakfast. 321 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,463 I left early so that we could do this on my turf. 322 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,631 How is this your turf? I'm vice principal. 323 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,933 Okay, fine. I had spin class. 324 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,004 Are we gonna do this or not? Behold! 325 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,843 Thanks. Ahem! 326 00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:33,778 Check and mate, mother. 327 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:39,717 This is my custom-made $10,000 one-of-a-kind Tristan Lycanth costume 328 00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:40,914 from "space werewolves." 329 00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,855 And there is no way that you could have copied all of this. 330 00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,656 (Chuckles) 331 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,958 You're right. 332 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,993 There is no way I could. 333 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,462 But if the home-ec class decided to stay up all night 334 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,899 because the vice principal promised them extra credit, they could! 335 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,767 Okay. 336 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,740 Have you lost your mind? 337 00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,343 Am I crazy or am I a genius? 338 00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,912 You look pretty crazy to me, man. 339 00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,715 Off the rails, Mrs. Rooney. 340 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,388 - Oh. - (Nervous laughter) 341 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,690 - Oh. - Mom, what are we doing? 342 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,559 I can't remember anymore. 343 00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:26,030 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have forbidden you. 344 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,866 I should have just helped you when you said you wanted to look cool. 345 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,401 - Oh. - So let me help you now. 346 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,970 - You would help me? - Of course! 347 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,972 I mean, mom, when I put on this suit, 348 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,009 I am under an oath to protect the lost and downtrodden. 349 00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,547 Thank you, sweetie. Okay, I am going to go change. 350 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,982 Mom, just really quickly before you do. 351 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,355 (Gasps) 352 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,525 The galactic orb from "space werewolves"? 353 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,494 - Come on, you know you want to. - Oh! 354 00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,664 Mess with the wolf, you get the howl. 355 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,099 (Howling) 356 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,371 Really?! You two have to do this 357 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,741 on the day that I premiere my kitten-in-a-burrito shirt? 358 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,711 When does it get to be about Joey, huh? 359 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,580 Huh? 360 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,917 Willow: Come on, lady porcupines! Nice nice! 361 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,620 - Put it up! - Pete: That's what I'm talking about. 362 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,155 - Good job. - Nicely done. 363 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,923 (Whistle blares) 364 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,762 Where have I seen that shirt before? 365 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,598 Joey gave it to me! 366 00:20:35,867 --> 00:20:38,002 Look alive, lady porcupines! 367 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,037 - (Gasps) Maddie! - Hey. 368 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,673 Okay! Uh, Willow, 369 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,610 what are you doing? I literally just saw you in history class. 370 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,179 I'm just so happy to see you here. 371 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:51,182 Put her down, Willow. That's it. 372 00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:53,784 Put her down. 373 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:57,021 - (Exhales) - Something's different about you. 374 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,993 You found yourself, man. 375 00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,929 Yeah well, a smart man told me 376 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,832 that even though you can't do something you love anymore 377 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,667 it doesn't mean you can't still love it. 378 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,970 She's talking about me. 379 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,540 I'm the smart man. 380 00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:22,146 Hey, dad, um, I was wondering if it would be okay if I just hung around a little bit? 381 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,015 Just even until I can start playing again? 382 00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:27,151 - You're still captain. - Oh yes, Maddie's back! 383 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,886 Yay. (Blows whistle) 384 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:31,489 All right, losers! Break time's over. 385 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,859 30 wind sprints. We stop when someone pukes. 386 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,694 Bam! What? 387 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,863 You don't mess with a classic. 388 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:47,004 Okay, dumper's now fully loaded with chocolate pudding. 389 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,240 When my dad comes out, dumper will do his thing, 390 00:21:49,242 --> 00:21:51,842 I'll clean it up and he'll have to let me get a real dog. 391 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,211 And if he doesn't listen, we'll drag him back to the ditch 392 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:58,115 cover him in peanut butter and feed him to the raccoons. 393 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,551 It's nice having a friend who can out-weird me. 394 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,522 All right, boys, show me what you got. 395 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,924 Okay, dumper, do your thing. 396 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,760 - Here comes the money! - (Whirs) 397 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,898 (Whirring dies) 398 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,966 (Huffs) It's not working. 399 00:22:17,035 --> 00:22:19,236 Challenge failed. 400 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:24,775 Buddy, don't be so hard on yourself. 401 00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:27,945 The way you've taken care of this robot... it's impressive. 402 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:31,615 - You proved you're ready for a dog. - Oh yes! 403 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:45,930 No dog. 404 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,874 Ahh! I have been having the best time with mom, 405 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,298 helping her pick out a new look. 406 00:22:58,329 --> 00:22:58,876 Uh-huh. 407 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:03,047 Her clothes now say "I'm the vice principal, but I'm still hip." 408 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,015 Uh-huh. 409 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:07,618 And I also got her a box of red ants 410 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,620 that can crawl up her leg whenever they want. 411 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,322 Oh, Liv, that's perfect. 412 00:23:13,825 --> 00:23:15,777 Are you listening to anything I am saying? 413 00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:16,594 No, I am not. 414 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,796 I'm gonna go talk to the new girl. 415 00:23:20,799 --> 00:23:22,066 (Exhales) 416 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:24,168 Hey, girl! 417 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,903 Hmm? 418 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,706 (Shrieks) Gouge my eyes out! 419 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:31,308 Gouge them out now! 420 00:23:31,358 --> 00:23:35,908 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31791

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