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Ha-ha! Good morning, Stevens Point!
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I'm your old pal Johnny
Nimbus, coming at you live
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from the site of the cheddar-brat fest,
where pride and pork come together
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to celebrate all things Wisconsin.
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Cheddar-brat fest, whoo!
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Oh, hey! That is no
ordinary sausage enthusiast.
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That is the now-injured captain of
the lady porcupines basketball team,
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Maddie Rooney.
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Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the
brat fest being moved to your school?
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Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's
dairy farm was a great place,
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but then that, um...
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Cow got struck by lightening,
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which was unfortunate.
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- Smelled like steak, though.
- Mmm!
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Tragic, but delicious!
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Hey, and also with me are the current
reigning cheese roll champs,
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Pete and Karen Rooney.
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Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the
folks at home how you're feeling.
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Cheese.
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Fantastic!
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Hey, how about we show everybody
how this crazy cheese roll thing
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is gonna work tomorrow, huh?
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Now the cheese roll is all about teamwork.
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Now the roller can't see the target,
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so they rely on the
spotter to help them aim.
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Okay, turn a little to the right.
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Down and roll.
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Yes! Good job!
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Are you signing for packages?
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Because we just delivered the boom!
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Oh, that is why they are four-time champs.
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Hey, little brat fest fun fact:
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Nobody's ever won this five years in a row.
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And no one ever will!
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Cheddar-brat fest
is brat-solutely
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the thing that I miss most about
Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood.
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Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age
12, and we got these sweet jackets.
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It still fits.
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Liv has the freakish ability to roll a
wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy.
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Takes after her father.
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Oh!
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Don't make me blush.
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Ah, she was "bull's-eye" Rooney
long before she was Tristan lycanth
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of the upcoming blockbuster
"space werewolves." Ha-ha!
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I'm very excited, Johnny. The red
carpet premiere is next weekend.
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Oh, that's right. And that's taking
place out there in Hollywood.
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Do you happen to have an extra ticket?
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Keep dreaming, Johnny.
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I will!
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So, Maddie, you sure about
this partner of yours?
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'Cause she seems to have the habit of
not showing up for cheddar-brat fest.
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I'm just saying. Not trying to
get into your head or anything.
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Not going to work, mom.
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The cheese roll is actually the first
thing Liv and I ever won together,
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and, uh, now that she's home, the
Rooney twins are rock-solid!
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We are rock-solid! Right, Liv?
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Absolutely, Maddie.
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Now way I'm missing the
cheddar-brat fest this year.
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- I promise.
- Okay.
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Hey, mom and dad. You feeling queasy?
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'Cause it's about to get cheesy.
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One time!
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Ooh-ooh!
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There it is, partner.
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The golden bratwurst trophy,
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awarded to the winners of
the slippery sausage toss.
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Make no mistake.
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She will be mine.
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How can you tell when
a bratwurst is a lady?
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Ah, by the way she's checking me out.
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Hey, girl.
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In the slippery sausage toss,
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one teammate tosses a greasy
sausage to the other one.
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If you drop one, you're out.
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It's a metaphor for life.
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Wanna see my mad skills?
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Brat me, bro. Bro, brat me.
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- All right.
- Right here, bro. Right here.
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I got it. I got it.
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No, don't got it.
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Big surprise.
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You're horrible at catching.
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You've seen me throw, so that's out.
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Look, we have to win that trophy.
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I must get to my laboratory to
build a device that gives you
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the power to catch.
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That sounds good, partner.
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Ah, and, uh...
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You take care of yourself, little mama.
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Thanks, Joey. It's kind
of hard to carry my books
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- and work these things.
- Oh, no.
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Taking care of the family is what I do.
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And now that the ladies from sixth
period have seen me be a gentleman
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for my sister, I'm done.
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Later, limpy.
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Thanks.
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Diggie, hey.
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How are you? I miss you.
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It's 40-below zero.
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It's like the air is trying to kill me.
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When Maddie was supposed to leave for
the junior Olympics basketball team,
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I decided I didn't wanna
be home when she wasn't.
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So I signed up to be a
foreign exchange student.
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Which is like way romantic,
except then, you know,
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I blew my knee out, so I couldn't go.
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So now I have a boyfriend
who's 6,000 Miles away.
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What a jerk.
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Guess what happens when you're the last
foreign exchange student to sign up.
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You get the country that nobody wants...
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Tundrabania.
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Heard of the arctic circle?
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That's where Tundrabanian kids
go on spring break to warm up.
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I really wish you were gonna
be here for cheddar-brat fest.
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I do too. It's so cold.
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Say things that are warm.
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Aw, is that Diggie?
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Mrs. Rooney, hey!
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I heard you got promoted
to vice-principal.
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Congratulations.
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Thanks. It's a big job.
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Yeah, she's in charge of things like,
you know, enforcing the rules...
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for example, no facegabbing in the halls.
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- Oh!
- Confiscated.
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Mom!
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Okay, I know that you're
trying to rattle me,
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but me and Liv are gonna take
you down at the cheese roll.
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Bam! What?!
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Maybe I am.
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Why don't you go cry to your
boyfriend in Tundrabania about it?
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Oh, wait, you can't. I got your phone.
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Heh. Would you mind helping
me carry my books?
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Hello? Okay...
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I got this.
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Mama's here! Mama's here!
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Ahem.
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This changes nothing.
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Are you making your own sausage?
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Cool.
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Oh, it's not just any sausage, all right?
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I'm putting pieces of metal into the links.
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Wanna know why?
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Don't need to.
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Sometimes you get a feeling that
something special's about to happen.
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I figured out how to win
the slippery sausage toss.
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"Brat bros."
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Nice!
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Joey plus bling equals...
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Holla!
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Think fast.
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I caught it!
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Witchcraft.
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The rings are magnets.
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The metal sausage will stick right to them.
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It's doof-proof.
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Isn't this cheating?
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Hey, the rulebook doesn't say you can't
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stuff the sausage with metal
and wear electro-magnetic rings.
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I'm sold.
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Any chances of matching
necklace and chalice?
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Ah, sorry.
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Some things I just like to keep for myself.
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Today is the cheddar-brat fest.
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I finally get to do the cheese
roll with my sister again.
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I was actually so
excited that I went to bed
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in my champion jacket last night.
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Parker, come on!
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You're gonna be late
for cheddar-brat fest!
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You too, Liv and Maddie.
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Hate for you to miss the ride and
have to forfeit the cheese roll.
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Start the car.
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Ah, nice try, mom.
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Maddie, come on!
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Oh, look.
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Somebody hung my "space werewolves" poster.
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Looks perfect.
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It's about time someone recognized
my superior hanging abilities.
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- Oh, careful.
- No no.
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- Liv.
- Yeah.
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I am so proud of you.
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Next weekend, my little space werewolf
is gonna be walking the red carpet
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at her movie premiere!
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Oh, thanks, dad.
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Aww.
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Using affection to
neutralize competitive fire...
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fierce power move.
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Not primetime's first rodeo.
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Ah,
o-m-wowza!
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How great is this?
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Nothing can stop my triumphant
return to the cheddar-brat fest.
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Yes.
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Major "space werewolves" problems!
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Ohh.
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Whitney, what are you
doing in Stevens point?
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You're the producer. You're
supposed to be in Hollywood
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getting ready for the premiere.
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Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet,
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and came straight here to
give you some horrible news.
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"Lunar foxes" changed their
premiere to the same day as ours!
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No!
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Those dirty Lunar Foxes.
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So the buzz on "space
werewolves" is so huge
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that a rival studio made a copycat
film called "Lunar Foxes."
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Pathetic.
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It's like putting ketchup on a
bagel and calling it pizza. Ugh.
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They're trying to steal our audience.
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Not only is their premiere
the same day as ours,
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but they're going to project their movie...
Onto the face of the moon.
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We can't compete with the moon!
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Oh, yes, we can!
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I changed our premiere to tonight!
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The whit don't quit.
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We gotta get you packed. We're
going to Hollywood right now.
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Uh, now? No.
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Oh?
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I'll miss the cheddar-brat fest.
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I promised my sister that I would
be there for the cheese roll.
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Oh, Liv.
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You are the star of "space werewolves."
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We need you at the premiere, so...
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Unless this cheese you're gonna roll
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cost 100 million dollars to make,
you're getting on that plane.
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Fine. I guess I'm going.
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Wait, you're not going
to the cheddar-brat fest?
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But you promised me.
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I guess it must mean something
different in Hollywood
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than it does in Wisconsin.
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Guess that only thing Liv's
gonna crush in that cheese roll
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is Maddie's heart.
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Too soon? Yeah, it's too soon.
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Ha-ha! Look at that!
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Amazing! Let's hear it
for engelbert lungburger.
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The pretzel king, everybody! Huh?!
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Hey, Maddie.
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I'm sorry Liv's not here. You doing okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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I mean, you know, Liv's doing her thing
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and I'm doing mine, so...
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besides...
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I'm gonna take you down myself.
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Ahem.
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Okay.
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Oh.
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Don't look at me.
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Okay, let's go.
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You should be in Hollywood.
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- Stop! I should be here, okay?
- Oh!
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Oh, no, there's no stopping.
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We need time to style
you for that premiere.
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Oh. What are you doing?
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Plane's a-waitin'.
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Wow, you are really strong.
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Whitney, I can't just leave my
sister hanging like this, okay?
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I made her a promise.
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Did you make that promise with your abs?
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Wow!
256
00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:50,716
Oh, come on.
257
00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:52,650
- Okay!
- Oh, my God.
258
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,849
Whitney, if you make me go
to that premiere tonight,
259
00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:59,583
all that those photographers are
gonna see on the red carpet is this.
260
00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,481
Boom boom boom...
261
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,613
sad face.
262
00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:04,447
No no no.
263
00:13:04,446 --> 00:13:06,079
No sad face on the red carpet.
264
00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:08,079
Whitney, come on! There has to be some way
265
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,513
to get me to go to both the
cheddar-brat fest and my premiere.
266
00:13:10,512 --> 00:13:12,579
It's just not possible.
267
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:19,579
Well...
268
00:13:19,577 --> 00:13:21,710
Well, technically, it
might be kinda possible.
269
00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:25,576
If we delay the private jet two hours
and do your hair and makeup here.
270
00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,874
Then I can still do the
cheese roll with my sister
271
00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,908
and be in Hollywood on time
for the premiere.
272
00:13:30,908 --> 00:13:32,574
Hold on.
273
00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:33,940
Bam!
274
00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,607
Hometown girl spends time with her family
275
00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,840
before big Hollywood premiere.
276
00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,672
That is a story with heart!
277
00:13:40,672 --> 00:13:42,038
You can't project that onto the moon.
278
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,671
Let's do it.
279
00:13:43,671 --> 00:13:45,471
Boom boom boom...
280
00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,470
happy face!
281
00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:47,803
Oh!
282
00:13:49,836 --> 00:13:51,670
Let's toss some sausages!
283
00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,369
And they're off.
284
00:13:53,369 --> 00:13:54,535
Parker Rooney is
throwing sausage after sausage...
285
00:13:55,446 --> 00:13:57,435
...at his big brother Joey there.
286
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,501
And he is catching everything but a cold.
287
00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,568
I tell you, it's amazing this Joey Rooney.
288
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:04,334
I mean, it's like he is
a brat-catching octopus.
289
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,933
A brat-topus, if you will.
290
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,467
Oh, we're down to two
teams. Only two teams left.
291
00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:10,432
I know his sister is in the movies,
292
00:14:10,431 --> 00:14:12,632
but Joey Rooney's the real star today!
293
00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:15,497
Unbelievable! This is just
294
00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:17,464
an incredible display
of brat-catching ability
295
00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,564
I haven't seen since
ol... oh, that's it!
296
00:14:19,563 --> 00:14:21,596
It's over! Parker and Joey Rooney win!
297
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,795
We did it, we did it!
298
00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:26,328
We did it, we did it!
299
00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,562
Unbelievable stuff.
What's your secret, boys?
300
00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:31,395
- Science!
- Hard work.
301
00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:32,627
Hard work.
302
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:35,494
Okay, enough primping.
303
00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:36,792
The cheese roll's about to start.
304
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,492
Livie, let them work their magic.
305
00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:39,992
You are gonna be photographed more tonight
306
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,491
than you've been in your entire life.
307
00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,057
You need to look perfect.
308
00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,457
You're perfect!
309
00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:49,524
Let's go. Come on, people.
310
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,924
This cheese pork thing
has us on a tight schedule.
311
00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:53,456
Um, Whitney, hold on.
312
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:55,554
I wanna grab my phone. I
wanna text Maddie that I'm
313
00:14:55,582 --> 00:14:57,518
on my way, now that I
know I'm actually coming.
314
00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:04,487
No!
315
00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:12,320
No no no no no no!
316
00:15:12,318 --> 00:15:14,552
What
the... oh.
317
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:18,720
Hey! Hi.
318
00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,384
So, um, my hair
319
00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,048
kind of got sucked into a...
320
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,047
Oh!
321
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,314
...a meat grinder.
322
00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:29,882
But, uh, you know, on the bright side...
323
00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:31,447
- Help me!
- Aah!
324
00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,447
Help me, Whitney, help me.
I don't know what to do!
325
00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:34,980
Okay.
326
00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:43,349
And to the slippery sausage toss
champions goes the golden bratwurst!
327
00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:45,077
Congratulations, boys.
328
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,410
Seriously, Joey Rooney, how did you do it?
329
00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:51,446
Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny Johnny,
success is 50% preparation
330
00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,676
and 50% perspiration.
331
00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,375
But me? No no no.
332
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,408
I like to sprinkle in another 16%
333
00:15:57,407 --> 00:16:00,108
of natural-born handsomeness
and one metric leader
334
00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,641
of straight up baller skills, yo!
335
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,006
Ha-ha! And listen,
336
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,839
is there anything you can't catch?!
337
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,439
I mean, think fast. Huh?
338
00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:08,174
Oh.
339
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,636
Second time's the charm. There you go.
340
00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:16,738
Um, why don't you try
throwing one from this bin?
341
00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,603
Holy hidden secrets!
342
00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,435
The Rooney boys stuffed their sausages
343
00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:27,302
with metal and Joey's rings are magnets!
344
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,702
How could you do this
to the cheddar-brat fest?
345
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,068
I thought we raised you to respect sausage.
346
00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,333
Okay, I got a guy coming.
347
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,399
He's gonna get your hair out so
we can salvage it for the premiere.
348
00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:45,965
Can he do it in the next five minutes
so that I can make the cheese roll?
349
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,897
Sister, it's gonna take
two hours to fix your hair.
350
00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,295
You're not going to the festival.
351
00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,430
Wh... Whitney, I
promised my sister!
352
00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:52,895
No no no!
353
00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,325
Ah.
354
00:17:19,055 --> 00:17:21,723
Okay. Maddie needs you.
355
00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:24,056
You can do this.
356
00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,621
You can do this.
357
00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:34,421
Oh, why couldn't have been
my arm that got stuck?!
358
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,486
Okay.
359
00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:43,051
Say it isn't so! This just in:
360
00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:46,285
Maddie Rooney has backed
out of the cheese roll.
361
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:49,350
That means Pete and Karen
Rooney are winners by default.
362
00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:51,850
Huh?! Let's hear it for 'em, folks.
363
00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:53,748
You ready for that crown, Pete?
364
00:17:55,613 --> 00:17:57,747
Cheese.
365
00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,647
You're gonna have
to earn that crown!
366
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,446
Liv?
367
00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,980
Holy hacked up hunks of hair!
368
00:18:04,979 --> 00:18:06,779
Ooh, ah...
369
00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:07,945
Ooh.
370
00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:09,978
What happened?
371
00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:13,947
Oh, you know, it's just your typical
"hair gets caught in a meat grinder
372
00:18:13,944 --> 00:18:15,610
and has to be hacked off
in order to keep a promise
373
00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,276
to your best friend/sister" kind of story.
374
00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:19,710
One of those.
375
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,844
Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me?
376
00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:24,308
What about your premiere?
377
00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:27,876
Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can
win this within the next 10 minutes,
378
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:28,906
I could still make the premiere.
379
00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:30,573
Nine minutes, 38 seconds.
380
00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:32,639
- Ticktock, ladies.
- Okay, Maddie.
381
00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:34,606
Let's do this.
382
00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,438
Whoo!
383
00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:38,271
Okay, seriously, give me
the hood. People are staring.
384
00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:39,504
Thanks.
385
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,270
Looks like we're gonna have
a cheese roll after all.
386
00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:47,009
Ha-ha!
387
00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:49,970
Partners, get ready to Chuck that cheddar.
388
00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:52,002
Please, oh, please, let's roll some cheese!
389
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,761
I got it, I got it.
390
00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:57,335
The four-time
champ grabs his wheel of cheese
391
00:18:57,334 --> 00:19:00,068
and let's it fly, and
down goes the pretzel man.
392
00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,303
What a great shot!
393
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,600
And there goes the younger Rooney.
394
00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,499
Pretzel man down!
395
00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:06,965
Here we go, pistol Pete again.
396
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,565
- Go go go.
- He's fired up.
397
00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,598
And there goes that wheel of cheese!
398
00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,030
And now Liv.
399
00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,731
Look at that shot lined up.
400
00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:17,730
Ball nation just desolated that house!
401
00:19:17,729 --> 00:19:22,032
And now it's down to the
always-difficult pretzel castle, folks.
402
00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,794
Hey, uh...
hey, primetime.
403
00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,861
You know if you choke now you lose
to girls whose diapers you've changed.
404
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,693
Oh, sorry. That's right.
405
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,826
You never changed our diapers.
406
00:19:33,826 --> 00:19:36,493
I was too worried I would
get clumsy and drop you.
407
00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:37,957
Wow.
408
00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,724
Really hope you don't
drop this wheel of cheese.
409
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:41,524
You know it weighs about as much as a...
410
00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:42,989
Baby girl.
411
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,957
Did she get in your head?
412
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:52,855
Shake it off, primetime.
413
00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:55,388
- You're the champ.
- This is for all the marbles.
414
00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,821
And here he goes. He lets it roll, and...
415
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,287
Jimmy jumped up, mother of may!
416
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,351
Whoo!
417
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:05,920
If the twins can knock down
their pretzel castle, they win!
418
00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,751
She intimidated my partner.
419
00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:08,917
You go get her, pretzel king.
420
00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,618
There is no smack talk in the cheese roll.
421
00:20:11,616 --> 00:20:13,683
You are banned from aiming your partner.
422
00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:15,450
What? No!
423
00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,383
How can I hit the castle without my aimer?
424
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,548
You know what, Liv? It's fine.
425
00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:19,326
You got this.
426
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:22,516
Because if anyone can find
a castle, it's a princess.
427
00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,581
Of course.
428
00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:26,948
Activate diva sonar.
429
00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:35,978
Got it. Target locked.
430
00:20:48,974 --> 00:20:50,708
Ah ah ah.
431
00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,707
Still hideous under here. Thank you.
432
00:20:52,707 --> 00:20:56,876
There's a new cheese sheriff in town,
and her name is "bull's-eye" Rooney!
433
00:20:56,873 --> 00:20:59,741
All right! We gotta go.
434
00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:02,873
Let's get on the plane, rooneys!
435
00:21:02,872 --> 00:21:03,980
Um, wait, all of us?
436
00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:07,636
You think I'm going to my big
Hollywood premiere without my family?
437
00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:11,404
Move move move!
438
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,703
Let's do it. Hit it, yes!
439
00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:16,737
I love you, Wisconsin!
440
00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,736
That was exciting, huh?
441
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:22,570
Oh, boy. For the record, I didn't
even wanna go to Liv Rooney's
442
00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,500
stupid Hollywood premiere, you know?
443
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,699
- My job's right here...
- Hey, Johnny?
444
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,333
- ...in Steven's point.
- Um.
445
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,601
We have an extra seat on the plane,
so it's, uh, yours if you want it.
446
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:33,998
Johnny Nimbus is going to Hollywood.
447
00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:34,889
Nimbus out!
448
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,995
Wait up!
449
00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:53,760
I'm really glad Wisconsin Liv is back,
450
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,428
but Hollywood Liv has some serious perks.
451
00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,426
Let's keep her around.
452
00:22:01,526 --> 00:22:02,758
Hey, guys.
453
00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:03,787
Family photo. Come on in.
454
00:22:03,817 --> 00:22:05,691
Yeah, check me out.
455
00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:08,525
- How do I look?
- Everyone say...
456
00:22:08,524 --> 00:22:11,925
- Cheese!
457
00:22:11,975 --> 00:22:16,525
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