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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,888 --> 00:00:10,924 Ha-ha! Good morning, Stevens Point! 2 00:00:10,922 --> 00:00:13,756 I'm your old pal Johnny Nimbus, coming at you live 3 00:00:13,755 --> 00:00:18,291 from the site of the cheddar-brat fest, where pride and pork come together 4 00:00:18,287 --> 00:00:20,554 to celebrate all things Wisconsin. 5 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:22,286 Cheddar-brat fest, whoo! 6 00:00:22,286 --> 00:00:25,821 Oh, hey! That is no ordinary sausage enthusiast. 7 00:00:25,819 --> 00:00:29,153 That is the now-injured captain of the lady porcupines basketball team, 8 00:00:29,151 --> 00:00:29,957 Maddie Rooney. 9 00:00:29,987 --> 00:00:33,182 Hey, Maddie, how do you feel about the brat fest being moved to your school? 10 00:00:33,184 --> 00:00:36,051 Uh, well, Johnny, I think Clancy's dairy farm was a great place, 11 00:00:36,049 --> 00:00:37,716 but then that, um... 12 00:00:37,716 --> 00:00:39,048 Cow got struck by lightening, 13 00:00:39,049 --> 00:00:42,551 which was unfortunate. 14 00:00:42,548 --> 00:00:45,248 - Smelled like steak, though. - Mmm! 15 00:00:45,247 --> 00:00:47,514 Tragic, but delicious! 16 00:00:47,513 --> 00:00:50,981 Hey, and also with me are the current reigning cheese roll champs, 17 00:00:50,979 --> 00:00:52,546 Pete and Karen Rooney. 18 00:00:54,278 --> 00:00:57,213 Look at that. Hey, Pete, tell the folks at home how you're feeling. 19 00:00:59,644 --> 00:01:01,178 Cheese. 20 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:03,243 Fantastic! 21 00:01:03,243 --> 00:01:05,711 Hey, how about we show everybody how this crazy cheese roll thing 22 00:01:05,710 --> 00:01:07,543 is gonna work tomorrow, huh? 23 00:01:07,543 --> 00:01:09,676 Now the cheese roll is all about teamwork. 24 00:01:09,675 --> 00:01:11,942 Now the roller can't see the target, 25 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,774 so they rely on the spotter to help them aim. 26 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,541 Okay, turn a little to the right. 27 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:17,607 Down and roll. 28 00:01:18,505 --> 00:01:19,672 Yes! Good job! 29 00:01:20,939 --> 00:01:22,539 Are you signing for packages? 30 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:23,939 Because we just delivered the boom! 31 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:28,238 Oh, that is why they are four-time champs. 32 00:01:28,237 --> 00:01:30,104 Hey, little brat fest fun fact: 33 00:01:30,104 --> 00:01:33,138 Nobody's ever won this five years in a row. 34 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,236 And no one ever will! 35 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:39,269 Cheddar-brat fest is brat-solutely 36 00:01:39,269 --> 00:01:42,170 the thing that I miss most about Wisconsin when I was off in Hollywood. 37 00:01:42,168 --> 00:01:45,936 Maddie and I won the cheese roll at age 12, and we got these sweet jackets. 38 00:01:49,032 --> 00:01:51,133 It still fits. 39 00:01:51,132 --> 00:01:55,935 Liv has the freakish ability to roll a wheel of cheese with pinpoint accuracy. 40 00:01:55,931 --> 00:01:57,597 Takes after her father. 41 00:01:57,597 --> 00:01:58,997 Oh! 42 00:01:58,998 --> 00:02:00,297 Don't make me blush. 43 00:02:01,564 --> 00:02:05,566 Ah, she was "bull's-eye" Rooney long before she was Tristan lycanth 44 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:09,498 of the upcoming blockbuster "space werewolves." Ha-ha! 45 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:12,163 I'm very excited, Johnny. The red carpet premiere is next weekend. 46 00:02:12,162 --> 00:02:15,163 Oh, that's right. And that's taking place out there in Hollywood. 47 00:02:15,161 --> 00:02:16,226 Do you happen to have an extra ticket? 48 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:19,125 Keep dreaming, Johnny. 49 00:02:19,126 --> 00:02:20,693 I will! 50 00:02:20,693 --> 00:02:24,227 So, Maddie, you sure about this partner of yours? 51 00:02:24,225 --> 00:02:27,911 'Cause she seems to have the habit of not showing up for cheddar-brat fest. 52 00:02:27,937 --> 00:02:31,659 I'm just saying. Not trying to get into your head or anything. 53 00:02:31,657 --> 00:02:34,091 Not going to work, mom. 54 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:36,190 The cheese roll is actually the first thing Liv and I ever won together, 55 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:41,159 and, uh, now that she's home, the Rooney twins are rock-solid! 56 00:02:42,753 --> 00:02:44,654 We are rock-solid! Right, Liv? 57 00:02:44,654 --> 00:02:45,987 Absolutely, Maddie. 58 00:02:45,987 --> 00:02:48,487 Now way I'm missing the cheddar-brat fest this year. 59 00:02:48,486 --> 00:02:50,486 - I promise. - Okay. 60 00:02:50,486 --> 00:02:52,820 Hey, mom and dad. You feeling queasy? 61 00:02:52,819 --> 00:02:55,320 'Cause it's about to get cheesy. 62 00:02:59,183 --> 00:03:01,318 One time! 63 00:03:01,317 --> 00:03:03,116 Ooh-ooh! 64 00:03:57,469 --> 00:03:59,570 There it is, partner. 65 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,270 The golden bratwurst trophy, 66 00:04:01,270 --> 00:04:05,039 awarded to the winners of the slippery sausage toss. 67 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,036 Make no mistake. 68 00:04:07,036 --> 00:04:08,157 She will be mine. 69 00:04:09,467 --> 00:04:11,769 How can you tell when a bratwurst is a lady? 70 00:04:11,768 --> 00:04:14,702 Ah, by the way she's checking me out. 71 00:04:14,700 --> 00:04:16,066 Hey, girl. 72 00:04:17,532 --> 00:04:19,166 In the slippery sausage toss, 73 00:04:19,166 --> 00:04:22,134 one teammate tosses a greasy sausage to the other one. 74 00:04:22,132 --> 00:04:24,132 If you drop one, you're out. 75 00:04:24,132 --> 00:04:26,198 It's a metaphor for life. 76 00:04:28,462 --> 00:04:30,096 Wanna see my mad skills? 77 00:04:30,096 --> 00:04:32,096 Brat me, bro. Bro, brat me. 78 00:04:32,096 --> 00:04:33,829 - All right. - Right here, bro. Right here. 79 00:04:37,894 --> 00:04:39,528 I got it. I got it. 80 00:04:39,528 --> 00:04:40,827 No, don't got it. 81 00:04:40,827 --> 00:04:42,994 Big surprise. 82 00:04:42,994 --> 00:04:44,093 You're horrible at catching. 83 00:04:44,093 --> 00:04:47,628 You've seen me throw, so that's out. 84 00:04:47,626 --> 00:04:49,960 Look, we have to win that trophy. 85 00:04:49,959 --> 00:04:53,093 I must get to my laboratory to build a device that gives you 86 00:04:53,091 --> 00:04:54,991 the power to catch. 87 00:04:54,991 --> 00:04:56,557 That sounds good, partner. 88 00:04:58,023 --> 00:05:00,691 Ah, and, uh... 89 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:02,123 You take care of yourself, little mama. 90 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,955 Thanks, Joey. It's kind of hard to carry my books 91 00:05:09,954 --> 00:05:12,154 - and work these things. - Oh, no. 92 00:05:12,154 --> 00:05:14,988 Taking care of the family is what I do. 93 00:05:14,986 --> 00:05:18,187 And now that the ladies from sixth period have seen me be a gentleman 94 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:20,019 for my sister, I'm done. 95 00:05:21,617 --> 00:05:23,151 Later, limpy. 96 00:05:24,983 --> 00:05:26,050 Thanks. 97 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,883 Diggie, hey. 98 00:05:33,882 --> 00:05:34,992 How are you? I miss you. 99 00:05:36,222 --> 00:05:37,948 It's 40-below zero. 100 00:05:37,948 --> 00:05:41,516 It's like the air is trying to kill me. 101 00:05:42,813 --> 00:05:45,714 When Maddie was supposed to leave for the junior Olympics basketball team, 102 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,047 I decided I didn't wanna be home when she wasn't. 103 00:05:48,046 --> 00:05:51,014 So I signed up to be a foreign exchange student. 104 00:05:51,012 --> 00:05:54,046 Which is like way romantic, except then, you know, 105 00:05:54,044 --> 00:05:56,811 I blew my knee out, so I couldn't go. 106 00:05:56,810 --> 00:05:59,011 So now I have a boyfriend who's 6,000 Miles away. 107 00:06:00,076 --> 00:06:01,943 What a jerk. 108 00:06:01,943 --> 00:06:06,045 Guess what happens when you're the last foreign exchange student to sign up. 109 00:06:06,042 --> 00:06:08,509 You get the country that nobody wants... 110 00:06:08,508 --> 00:06:10,041 Tundrabania. 111 00:06:10,041 --> 00:06:11,833 Heard of the arctic circle? 112 00:06:11,862 --> 00:06:15,909 That's where Tundrabanian kids go on spring break to warm up. 113 00:06:15,906 --> 00:06:18,707 I really wish you were gonna be here for cheddar-brat fest. 114 00:06:18,705 --> 00:06:21,172 I do too. It's so cold. 115 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:23,171 Say things that are warm. 116 00:06:23,171 --> 00:06:26,606 Aw, is that Diggie? 117 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:28,036 Mrs. Rooney, hey! 118 00:06:28,037 --> 00:06:29,536 I heard you got promoted to vice-principal. 119 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:30,669 Congratulations. 120 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:33,203 Thanks. It's a big job. 121 00:06:33,202 --> 00:06:36,937 Yeah, she's in charge of things like, you know, enforcing the rules... 122 00:06:36,935 --> 00:06:38,968 for example, no facegabbing in the halls. 123 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:40,600 - Oh! - Confiscated. 124 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,501 Mom! 125 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,501 Okay, I know that you're trying to rattle me, 126 00:06:46,499 --> 00:06:49,834 but me and Liv are gonna take you down at the cheese roll. 127 00:06:49,832 --> 00:06:52,833 Bam! What?! 128 00:06:52,831 --> 00:06:54,964 Maybe I am. 129 00:06:54,964 --> 00:06:57,865 Why don't you go cry to your boyfriend in Tundrabania about it? 130 00:06:57,863 --> 00:06:59,997 Oh, wait, you can't. I got your phone. 131 00:07:02,128 --> 00:07:05,130 Heh. Would you mind helping me carry my books? 132 00:07:05,128 --> 00:07:07,962 Hello? Okay... 133 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,494 I got this. 134 00:07:14,691 --> 00:07:15,891 Mama's here! Mama's here! 135 00:07:18,191 --> 00:07:19,891 Ahem. 136 00:07:19,891 --> 00:07:20,991 This changes nothing. 137 00:07:32,421 --> 00:07:34,823 Are you making your own sausage? 138 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:36,688 Cool. 139 00:07:36,687 --> 00:07:38,821 Oh, it's not just any sausage, all right? 140 00:07:38,821 --> 00:07:41,655 I'm putting pieces of metal into the links. 141 00:07:41,653 --> 00:07:43,553 Wanna know why? 142 00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:44,734 Don't need to. 143 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:49,456 Sometimes you get a feeling that something special's about to happen. 144 00:07:49,452 --> 00:07:53,921 I figured out how to win the slippery sausage toss. 145 00:07:53,917 --> 00:07:56,084 "Brat bros." 146 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:58,751 Nice! 147 00:07:58,749 --> 00:08:00,749 Joey plus bling equals... 148 00:08:00,749 --> 00:08:02,582 Holla! 149 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:03,715 Think fast. 150 00:08:07,413 --> 00:08:09,014 I caught it! 151 00:08:09,014 --> 00:08:10,780 Witchcraft. 152 00:08:11,778 --> 00:08:13,613 The rings are magnets. 153 00:08:13,613 --> 00:08:15,179 The metal sausage will stick right to them. 154 00:08:15,179 --> 00:08:16,945 It's doof-proof. 155 00:08:16,945 --> 00:08:19,746 Isn't this cheating? 156 00:08:19,745 --> 00:08:21,478 Hey, the rulebook doesn't say you can't 157 00:08:21,478 --> 00:08:24,546 stuff the sausage with metal and wear electro-magnetic rings. 158 00:08:25,742 --> 00:08:27,409 I'm sold. 159 00:08:27,409 --> 00:08:29,610 Any chances of matching necklace and chalice? 160 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:30,909 Ah, sorry. 161 00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:32,976 Some things I just like to keep for myself. 162 00:08:37,773 --> 00:08:39,908 Today is the cheddar-brat fest. 163 00:08:39,907 --> 00:08:42,503 I finally get to do the cheese roll with my sister again. 164 00:08:42,531 --> 00:08:44,406 I was actually so excited that I went to bed 165 00:08:44,405 --> 00:08:46,105 in my champion jacket last night. 166 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:50,737 Parker, come on! 167 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:53,038 You're gonna be late for cheddar-brat fest! 168 00:08:53,037 --> 00:08:54,937 You too, Liv and Maddie. 169 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:59,870 Hate for you to miss the ride and have to forfeit the cheese roll. 170 00:08:59,868 --> 00:09:01,735 Start the car. 171 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:03,768 Ah, nice try, mom. 172 00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:05,768 Maddie, come on! 173 00:09:05,767 --> 00:09:07,767 Oh, look. 174 00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:10,101 Somebody hung my "space werewolves" poster. 175 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,166 Looks perfect. 176 00:09:12,532 --> 00:09:16,535 It's about time someone recognized my superior hanging abilities. 177 00:09:16,532 --> 00:09:18,565 - Oh, careful. - No no. 178 00:09:18,564 --> 00:09:19,830 - Liv. - Yeah. 179 00:09:19,831 --> 00:09:21,798 I am so proud of you. 180 00:09:21,798 --> 00:09:25,466 Next weekend, my little space werewolf is gonna be walking the red carpet 181 00:09:25,463 --> 00:09:27,430 at her movie premiere! 182 00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:29,663 Oh, thanks, dad. 183 00:09:29,662 --> 00:09:30,795 Aww. 184 00:09:32,028 --> 00:09:34,529 Using affection to neutralize competitive fire... 185 00:09:34,528 --> 00:09:36,161 fierce power move. 186 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:40,595 Not primetime's first rodeo. 187 00:09:40,593 --> 00:09:42,726 Ah, o-m-wowza! 188 00:09:42,726 --> 00:09:43,992 How great is this? 189 00:09:43,992 --> 00:09:46,994 Nothing can stop my triumphant return to the cheddar-brat fest. 190 00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:48,725 Yes. 191 00:09:48,724 --> 00:09:50,824 Major "space werewolves" problems! 192 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:53,458 Ohh. 193 00:09:53,457 --> 00:09:55,791 Whitney, what are you doing in Stevens point? 194 00:09:55,790 --> 00:09:56,956 You're the producer. You're supposed to be in Hollywood 195 00:09:56,956 --> 00:09:58,422 getting ready for the premiere. 196 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,922 Well, I hopped on the studio's private jet, 197 00:09:59,922 --> 00:10:01,789 and came straight here to give you some horrible news. 198 00:10:01,788 --> 00:10:05,890 "Lunar foxes" changed their premiere to the same day as ours! 199 00:10:05,887 --> 00:10:07,019 No! 200 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,954 Those dirty Lunar Foxes. 201 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:12,920 So the buzz on "space werewolves" is so huge 202 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:17,155 that a rival studio made a copycat film called "Lunar Foxes." 203 00:10:17,152 --> 00:10:19,152 Pathetic. 204 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:22,419 It's like putting ketchup on a bagel and calling it pizza. Ugh. 205 00:10:22,417 --> 00:10:24,450 They're trying to steal our audience. 206 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,951 Not only is their premiere the same day as ours, 207 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:31,619 but they're going to project their movie... Onto the face of the moon. 208 00:10:31,615 --> 00:10:32,914 We can't compete with the moon! 209 00:10:32,914 --> 00:10:34,614 Oh, yes, we can! 210 00:10:34,614 --> 00:10:37,048 I changed our premiere to tonight! 211 00:10:37,047 --> 00:10:39,480 The whit don't quit. 212 00:10:39,479 --> 00:10:42,113 We gotta get you packed. We're going to Hollywood right now. 213 00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:43,712 Uh, now? No. 214 00:10:43,712 --> 00:10:44,878 Oh? 215 00:10:44,879 --> 00:10:46,612 I'll miss the cheddar-brat fest. 216 00:10:46,611 --> 00:10:49,078 I promised my sister that I would be there for the cheese roll. 217 00:10:49,077 --> 00:10:51,077 Oh, Liv. 218 00:10:51,077 --> 00:10:53,744 You are the star of "space werewolves." 219 00:10:53,743 --> 00:10:56,511 We need you at the premiere, so... 220 00:10:56,509 --> 00:10:57,942 Unless this cheese you're gonna roll 221 00:10:57,943 --> 00:11:01,678 cost 100 million dollars to make, you're getting on that plane. 222 00:11:03,574 --> 00:11:06,108 Fine. I guess I'm going. 223 00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,987 Wait, you're not going to the cheddar-brat fest? 224 00:11:09,872 --> 00:11:11,539 But you promised me. 225 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,039 I guess it must mean something different in Hollywood 226 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,772 than it does in Wisconsin. 227 00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:24,938 Guess that only thing Liv's gonna crush in that cheese roll 228 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:26,101 is Maddie's heart. 229 00:11:27,601 --> 00:11:29,368 Too soon? Yeah, it's too soon. 230 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,866 Ha-ha! Look at that! 231 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:44,601 Amazing! Let's hear it for engelbert lungburger. 232 00:11:44,598 --> 00:11:47,599 The pretzel king, everybody! Huh?! 233 00:11:47,598 --> 00:11:49,698 Hey, Maddie. 234 00:11:49,697 --> 00:11:52,064 I'm sorry Liv's not here. You doing okay? 235 00:11:52,063 --> 00:11:53,729 Yeah. I'm fine. 236 00:11:53,729 --> 00:11:55,829 I mean, you know, Liv's doing her thing 237 00:11:55,829 --> 00:11:56,862 and I'm doing mine, so... 238 00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:59,763 besides... 239 00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,695 I'm gonna take you down myself. 240 00:12:03,459 --> 00:12:04,660 Ahem. 241 00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:10,092 Okay. 242 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,424 Oh. 243 00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:18,990 Don't look at me. 244 00:12:25,555 --> 00:12:28,623 Okay, let's go. 245 00:12:28,621 --> 00:12:30,087 You should be in Hollywood. 246 00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:32,622 - Stop! I should be here, okay? - Oh! 247 00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,420 Oh, no, there's no stopping. 248 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,053 We need time to style you for that premiere. 249 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:37,953 Oh. What are you doing? 250 00:12:37,953 --> 00:12:39,519 Plane's a-waitin'. 251 00:12:39,519 --> 00:12:41,119 Wow, you are really strong. 252 00:12:42,338 --> 00:12:44,953 Whitney, I can't just leave my sister hanging like this, okay? 253 00:12:44,951 --> 00:12:46,083 I made her a promise. 254 00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:48,084 Did you make that promise with your abs? 255 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,516 Wow! 256 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:50,716 Oh, come on. 257 00:12:50,716 --> 00:12:52,650 - Okay! - Oh, my God. 258 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,849 Whitney, if you make me go to that premiere tonight, 259 00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:59,583 all that those photographers are gonna see on the red carpet is this. 260 00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:01,481 Boom boom boom... 261 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,613 sad face. 262 00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:04,447 No no no. 263 00:13:04,446 --> 00:13:06,079 No sad face on the red carpet. 264 00:13:06,079 --> 00:13:08,079 Whitney, come on! There has to be some way 265 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,513 to get me to go to both the cheddar-brat fest and my premiere. 266 00:13:10,512 --> 00:13:12,579 It's just not possible. 267 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:19,579 Well... 268 00:13:19,577 --> 00:13:21,710 Well, technically, it might be kinda possible. 269 00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:25,576 If we delay the private jet two hours and do your hair and makeup here. 270 00:13:27,441 --> 00:13:28,874 Then I can still do the cheese roll with my sister 271 00:13:28,874 --> 00:13:30,908 and be in Hollywood on time for the premiere. 272 00:13:30,908 --> 00:13:32,574 Hold on. 273 00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:33,940 Bam! 274 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,607 Hometown girl spends time with her family 275 00:13:36,606 --> 00:13:38,840 before big Hollywood premiere. 276 00:13:38,839 --> 00:13:40,672 That is a story with heart! 277 00:13:40,672 --> 00:13:42,038 You can't project that onto the moon. 278 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,671 Let's do it. 279 00:13:43,671 --> 00:13:45,471 Boom boom boom... 280 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,470 happy face! 281 00:13:46,471 --> 00:13:47,803 Oh! 282 00:13:49,836 --> 00:13:51,670 Let's toss some sausages! 283 00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,369 And they're off. 284 00:13:53,369 --> 00:13:54,535 Parker Rooney is throwing sausage after sausage... 285 00:13:55,446 --> 00:13:57,435 ...at his big brother Joey there. 286 00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,501 And he is catching everything but a cold. 287 00:13:59,501 --> 00:14:01,568 I tell you, it's amazing this Joey Rooney. 288 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:04,334 I mean, it's like he is a brat-catching octopus. 289 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,933 A brat-topus, if you will. 290 00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:08,467 Oh, we're down to two teams. Only two teams left. 291 00:14:08,466 --> 00:14:10,432 I know his sister is in the movies, 292 00:14:10,431 --> 00:14:12,632 but Joey Rooney's the real star today! 293 00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:15,497 Unbelievable! This is just 294 00:14:15,497 --> 00:14:17,464 an incredible display of brat-catching ability 295 00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:19,564 I haven't seen since ol... oh, that's it! 296 00:14:19,563 --> 00:14:21,596 It's over! Parker and Joey Rooney win! 297 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,795 We did it, we did it! 298 00:14:24,795 --> 00:14:26,328 We did it, we did it! 299 00:14:26,328 --> 00:14:28,562 Unbelievable stuff. What's your secret, boys? 300 00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:31,395 - Science! - Hard work. 301 00:14:31,394 --> 00:14:32,627 Hard work. 302 00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:35,494 Okay, enough primping. 303 00:14:35,493 --> 00:14:36,792 The cheese roll's about to start. 304 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,492 Livie, let them work their magic. 305 00:14:38,492 --> 00:14:39,992 You are gonna be photographed more tonight 306 00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,491 than you've been in your entire life. 307 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:43,057 You need to look perfect. 308 00:14:45,390 --> 00:14:46,457 You're perfect! 309 00:14:47,623 --> 00:14:49,524 Let's go. Come on, people. 310 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,924 This cheese pork thing has us on a tight schedule. 311 00:14:51,923 --> 00:14:53,456 Um, Whitney, hold on. 312 00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:55,554 I wanna grab my phone. I wanna text Maddie that I'm 313 00:14:55,582 --> 00:14:57,518 on my way, now that I know I'm actually coming. 314 00:15:02,386 --> 00:15:04,487 No! 315 00:15:08,484 --> 00:15:12,320 No no no no no no! 316 00:15:12,318 --> 00:15:14,552 What the... oh. 317 00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:18,720 Hey! Hi. 318 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,384 So, um, my hair 319 00:15:21,382 --> 00:15:23,048 kind of got sucked into a... 320 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,047 Oh! 321 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:25,314 ...a meat grinder. 322 00:15:27,447 --> 00:15:29,882 But, uh, you know, on the bright side... 323 00:15:29,881 --> 00:15:31,447 - Help me! - Aah! 324 00:15:31,447 --> 00:15:33,447 Help me, Whitney, help me. I don't know what to do! 325 00:15:33,447 --> 00:15:34,980 Okay. 326 00:15:38,078 --> 00:15:43,349 And to the slippery sausage toss champions goes the golden bratwurst! 327 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:45,077 Congratulations, boys. 328 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,410 Seriously, Joey Rooney, how did you do it? 329 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:51,446 Oh, well, Johnny, Johnny Johnny, success is 50% preparation 330 00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:53,676 and 50% perspiration. 331 00:15:53,675 --> 00:15:55,375 But me? No no no. 332 00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,408 I like to sprinkle in another 16% 333 00:15:57,407 --> 00:16:00,108 of natural-born handsomeness and one metric leader 334 00:16:00,107 --> 00:16:02,641 of straight up baller skills, yo! 335 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,006 Ha-ha! And listen, 336 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,839 is there anything you can't catch?! 337 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,439 I mean, think fast. Huh? 338 00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:08,174 Oh. 339 00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:10,636 Second time's the charm. There you go. 340 00:16:13,669 --> 00:16:16,738 Um, why don't you try throwing one from this bin? 341 00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,603 Holy hidden secrets! 342 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,435 The Rooney boys stuffed their sausages 343 00:16:24,435 --> 00:16:27,302 with metal and Joey's rings are magnets! 344 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,702 How could you do this to the cheddar-brat fest? 345 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:36,068 I thought we raised you to respect sausage. 346 00:16:37,698 --> 00:16:40,333 Okay, I got a guy coming. 347 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,399 He's gonna get your hair out so we can salvage it for the premiere. 348 00:16:43,397 --> 00:16:45,965 Can he do it in the next five minutes so that I can make the cheese roll? 349 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,897 Sister, it's gonna take two hours to fix your hair. 350 00:16:47,896 --> 00:16:49,295 You're not going to the festival. 351 00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:51,430 Wh... Whitney, I promised my sister! 352 00:16:51,429 --> 00:16:52,895 No no no! 353 00:17:09,691 --> 00:17:11,325 Ah. 354 00:17:19,055 --> 00:17:21,723 Okay. Maddie needs you. 355 00:17:21,722 --> 00:17:24,056 You can do this. 356 00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,621 You can do this. 357 00:17:31,419 --> 00:17:34,421 Oh, why couldn't have been my arm that got stuck?! 358 00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,486 Okay. 359 00:17:41,283 --> 00:17:43,051 Say it isn't so! This just in: 360 00:17:43,051 --> 00:17:46,285 Maddie Rooney has backed out of the cheese roll. 361 00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:49,350 That means Pete and Karen Rooney are winners by default. 362 00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:51,850 Huh?! Let's hear it for 'em, folks. 363 00:17:51,849 --> 00:17:53,748 You ready for that crown, Pete? 364 00:17:55,613 --> 00:17:57,747 Cheese. 365 00:17:57,747 --> 00:17:59,647 You're gonna have to earn that crown! 366 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,446 Liv? 367 00:18:02,446 --> 00:18:04,980 Holy hacked up hunks of hair! 368 00:18:04,979 --> 00:18:06,779 Ooh, ah... 369 00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:07,945 Ooh. 370 00:18:07,945 --> 00:18:09,978 What happened? 371 00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:13,947 Oh, you know, it's just your typical "hair gets caught in a meat grinder 372 00:18:13,944 --> 00:18:15,610 and has to be hacked off in order to keep a promise 373 00:18:15,610 --> 00:18:17,276 to your best friend/sister" kind of story. 374 00:18:17,276 --> 00:18:19,710 One of those. 375 00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:22,844 Wait, you sacrificed your hair for me? 376 00:18:22,842 --> 00:18:24,308 What about your premiere? 377 00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:27,876 Um, actually, Whitney says that if I can win this within the next 10 minutes, 378 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:28,906 I could still make the premiere. 379 00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:30,573 Nine minutes, 38 seconds. 380 00:18:30,573 --> 00:18:32,639 - Ticktock, ladies. - Okay, Maddie. 381 00:18:32,639 --> 00:18:34,606 Let's do this. 382 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,438 Whoo! 383 00:18:36,438 --> 00:18:38,271 Okay, seriously, give me the hood. People are staring. 384 00:18:38,271 --> 00:18:39,504 Thanks. 385 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,270 Looks like we're gonna have a cheese roll after all. 386 00:18:46,269 --> 00:18:47,009 Ha-ha! 387 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:49,970 Partners, get ready to Chuck that cheddar. 388 00:18:49,969 --> 00:18:52,002 Please, oh, please, let's roll some cheese! 389 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,761 I got it, I got it. 390 00:18:54,775 --> 00:18:57,335 The four-time champ grabs his wheel of cheese 391 00:18:57,334 --> 00:19:00,068 and let's it fly, and down goes the pretzel man. 392 00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,303 What a great shot! 393 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,600 And there goes the younger Rooney. 394 00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,499 Pretzel man down! 395 00:19:05,499 --> 00:19:06,965 Here we go, pistol Pete again. 396 00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,565 - Go go go. - He's fired up. 397 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,598 And there goes that wheel of cheese! 398 00:19:10,597 --> 00:19:12,030 And now Liv. 399 00:19:12,031 --> 00:19:14,731 Look at that shot lined up. 400 00:19:14,729 --> 00:19:17,730 Ball nation just desolated that house! 401 00:19:17,729 --> 00:19:22,032 And now it's down to the always-difficult pretzel castle, folks. 402 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,794 Hey, uh... hey, primetime. 403 00:19:26,793 --> 00:19:29,861 You know if you choke now you lose to girls whose diapers you've changed. 404 00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,693 Oh, sorry. That's right. 405 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,826 You never changed our diapers. 406 00:19:33,826 --> 00:19:36,493 I was too worried I would get clumsy and drop you. 407 00:19:36,491 --> 00:19:37,957 Wow. 408 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:39,724 Really hope you don't drop this wheel of cheese. 409 00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:41,524 You know it weighs about as much as a... 410 00:19:41,523 --> 00:19:42,989 Baby girl. 411 00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,957 Did she get in your head? 412 00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:52,855 Shake it off, primetime. 413 00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:55,388 - You're the champ. - This is for all the marbles. 414 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:57,821 And here he goes. He lets it roll, and... 415 00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,287 Jimmy jumped up, mother of may! 416 00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:01,351 Whoo! 417 00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:05,920 If the twins can knock down their pretzel castle, they win! 418 00:20:05,918 --> 00:20:07,751 She intimidated my partner. 419 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:08,917 You go get her, pretzel king. 420 00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:11,618 There is no smack talk in the cheese roll. 421 00:20:11,616 --> 00:20:13,683 You are banned from aiming your partner. 422 00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:15,450 What? No! 423 00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:17,383 How can I hit the castle without my aimer? 424 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,548 You know what, Liv? It's fine. 425 00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:19,326 You got this. 426 00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:22,516 Because if anyone can find a castle, it's a princess. 427 00:20:22,514 --> 00:20:24,581 Of course. 428 00:20:24,581 --> 00:20:26,948 Activate diva sonar. 429 00:20:34,244 --> 00:20:35,978 Got it. Target locked. 430 00:20:48,974 --> 00:20:50,708 Ah ah ah. 431 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,707 Still hideous under here. Thank you. 432 00:20:52,707 --> 00:20:56,876 There's a new cheese sheriff in town, and her name is "bull's-eye" Rooney! 433 00:20:56,873 --> 00:20:59,741 All right! We gotta go. 434 00:20:59,739 --> 00:21:02,873 Let's get on the plane, rooneys! 435 00:21:02,872 --> 00:21:03,980 Um, wait, all of us? 436 00:21:04,009 --> 00:21:07,636 You think I'm going to my big Hollywood premiere without my family? 437 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:11,404 Move move move! 438 00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,703 Let's do it. Hit it, yes! 439 00:21:13,702 --> 00:21:16,737 I love you, Wisconsin! 440 00:21:16,736 --> 00:21:18,736 That was exciting, huh? 441 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:22,570 Oh, boy. For the record, I didn't even wanna go to Liv Rooney's 442 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:24,500 stupid Hollywood premiere, you know? 443 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,699 - My job's right here... - Hey, Johnny? 444 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,333 - ...in Steven's point. - Um. 445 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:30,601 We have an extra seat on the plane, so it's, uh, yours if you want it. 446 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:33,998 Johnny Nimbus is going to Hollywood. 447 00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:34,889 Nimbus out! 448 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,995 Wait up! 449 00:21:52,327 --> 00:21:53,760 I'm really glad Wisconsin Liv is back, 450 00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,428 but Hollywood Liv has some serious perks. 451 00:21:58,926 --> 00:22:00,426 Let's keep her around. 452 00:22:01,526 --> 00:22:02,758 Hey, guys. 453 00:22:02,758 --> 00:22:03,787 Family photo. Come on in. 454 00:22:03,817 --> 00:22:05,691 Yeah, check me out. 455 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:08,525 - How do I look? - Everyone say... 456 00:22:08,524 --> 00:22:11,925 - Cheese! 457 00:22:11,975 --> 00:22:16,525 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33218

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