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(Squeaks) Ah, Dad, sit down.
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They're about to stream
my music video worldwide.
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Sorry, Liv, just looking
for a place to sit.
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Ooh, here.
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Next month, I start filming
the blockbuster movie
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"Space Werewolves." (Squeals)
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I'm using that buzz to
launch my music career,
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so that means making
some really big changes.
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I got a new manager and new boots.
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The manager's the best part.
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But these boots!
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We met with the music
industry's top managers.
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We all decided to hire Becky Bicklehoff.
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She represents the biggest
names in music today.
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We've never heard of any of them,
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but to be fair, the last
record we bought was...
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A record.
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(Chuckles nervously) I
so hope you guys like this.
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Becky told me to trust her,
but I'm a little worried.
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I wasn't completely sold on this song.
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And what we shot was so weird.
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Oh, look look. It's on.
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Strawberry or vanilla?
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(Gasps) Swirl!
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(Pop music plays)
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It's been a good day
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It's time to go cray-cray
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My friends all know
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The right words to say
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My phones are blowing up
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Texting nom nom alert
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Then we're rolling up
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For frozen
yo-yo-yo-yo-yogurt
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We all know the place
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Where you mix your own cup
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The cute boys hang there
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And we all shout "'sup"
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Boys: "'Sup"
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I love froyo
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Oh, oh, ah, oh
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It's so yolo
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Oh, oh, ah, oh
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Frozen yogurt is my favorite treat
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Sweet and yummy, froyo's all I eat
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'Cause you only live...
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Once
- (Steer bleats)
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Monday, I'm chocolate
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Start the week off right
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Tuesday, I'm key lime
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And I party all night
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Wednesday, I'm berries
and nothing's the matter
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Do it up Thursday with
my homemade cake batter
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Friday, hold up
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Listen to what I say
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Froyo rocks, but
it's not for every day
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I love froyo
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Oh, oh, ah, oh
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It's so yolo
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Oh, oh, ah, oh
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Frozen yogurt is my favorite treat
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Sweet and yummy, froyo's all I eat
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'Cause you only live once
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Brain freeze!
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Lemon, coconut, strawberry, and lime
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You pick a froyo while I rhyme
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Banana, cherry, they're
ain't no stopping
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I could pick some up,
try all the toppings
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Dazzle-licious all in my bowl
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Try some froyo, yolo, yo
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You know I always want some more
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When I'm at the froyo store
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I can always eat some more
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When I'm at my favorite store
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I love froyo
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Oh, oh, ah, oh
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It's so yolo
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Oh, oh, ah, oh
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Frozen yoghurt is my favorite treat
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Sweet and yummy, froyo's all I eat
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'Cause you only live once.
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Was that as terrible as I think it was?
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Did you think that was
the worst thing ever?
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- I did.
- Then yes.
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(Theme music plays)
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Better in stereo
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b... b... better
in stereo
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I'm up with the sunshine
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Let's go
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I lace up my high tops
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Oh no
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slam dunk
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Ready or not
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yeah, show me what you got
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I'm under the spotlight
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Holler
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I dare you, come on and follow
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you dance to your own beat
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I'll sing the melody
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when you
say yea-ah-ah
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I say
no-oh-oh
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when you say stop
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all I want to do is go, go, go
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you, you, the other half of me, me
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the half I'll never be-e
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the half that drives me crazy
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you, you, the better half of me, me
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the half I'll always need
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but we both know
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we're better in stereo.
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Ugh! My stupid video is
up to four million hits.
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Isn't four million views a good thing?
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No. Mom, I want people to take
me seriously as a singer.
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This walk down wack-a-doodle Lane is
gonna turn me into the "froyoyolo" girl.
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Oh, honey, no one's gonna
call you the froyoyolo girl.
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There's the froyoyolo girl.
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See?!
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Liv, I was just down at the froyo shop.
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That place is blowing up since
you shot your video there.
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They let me cut the line 'cause
I'm the froyoyolo girl's brother.
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I'm actually thinking of changing
my name to
Joe-oh-oh-oh-oh...
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...ooh-y.
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- (Doorbell rings)
- Oh, finally!
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My new manager, Becky Bicklehoff,
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is here to make this
horrible nightmare end.
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Honey, do you want us to stick around?
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Hmm... no, I think I'm okay, mom.
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Besides, I could use a little
less
Joe-oh-oh-oh-oh-y.
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Bitterness is an ugly flavor on you, Liv.
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(Clears throat)
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Becky, hi.
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Thank you so much for coming
all the way from Hollywood.
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Are you kidding me?
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Your video's my favorite
thing on earth right now.
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I love it so much it makes me angry.
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Okay, so, um, listen.
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I love the exposure, but it's
just not really the image
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that I want to put out there. You know,
I want people to take my music seriously.
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And I wanted to be Hilary Clinton, but...
here we are.
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So a week from tonight, we're doing a
live streaming Internet performance.
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Ah! Ooh.
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That sounds exciting. (Giggles)
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What does that mean?
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It's an intimate concert
digital performance.
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Oh! (Giggles)
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What does that mean?
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You'll sing "froyoyolo" live from the
little yogurt store where it all began.
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Millions of people will
watch around the world.
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We're calling it, "froyoyolo:
Fro-no, she didn't, live."
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Froyo?! No no no!
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Becky, I have to sing a different song.
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(Laughs) You crack me up.
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(Laughs)
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(Laughs)
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You've got a hit!
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Oh, on your first hit, you milk it.
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When you drop your tenth hit, then
you can do whatever you want.
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Change your name to a
symbol. Buzz your hair off.
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Wear a suit made of lobsters.
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(Laughs uncomfortably)
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- Hey, guys.
- Pete: Morning, honey.
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Oh, what's this?
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"If you held up two diamonds in the
mirror, you'd be looking at three
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of most precious things in the world.
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Love, Pete."
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You!
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People, I'm still eating over here.
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Pete, it's not even a special occas...
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Wait, is it a special occasion?!
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No no no, care bear.
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I just wanted to show you that I
love you every day of the year.
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That is so romantic.
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Can you believe your father
is gonna leave me a love note
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every day of the year?
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I'm gonna go call my mom
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and tell her that she has
always been wrong about you.
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You really stepped in it, Romeo.
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It took me three weeks
to come up with that note.
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If I don't come up with another one,
she's gonna kill me, isn't she?
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If you held up two dead rats in the
mirror, you'd be looking at three
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of the most dead things in the world.
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Welcome to the rainbow
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The peppy froyo store
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Thank you, thank you, thank you
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For walking through the door.
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Do you guys have to do that
every time someone walks in?
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Have to or get to, man?
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It's called peppy rainbow mode.
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We're building a magical
bridge to your froyo dreams.
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So what can I get you, mads?
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Uh, some of your time,
Mr. newly-promoted-manager-slash-boyfriend.
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It's just that you've been
working so much and I'm leaving
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for junior Olympics basketball soon...
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(Sighs) Don't remind
me. I already miss you.
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Aww, love.
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Blech!
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Anyway, I wish I could work less, but
ever since they shot Liv's video here,
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it's been a little crazy.
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Yeah.
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And with her concert coming up, we'll
barely get to see each other...
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Unless you worked here.
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(Gasps)
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I was gonna suggest that you quit,
but I like this so much better.
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Could I really get paid to
hang out with my boyfriend?
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Let me just check with the manager.
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You're hired.
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Guess who got a j-o-b, so she
can hang with the d-I-g?!
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Don't. I'm in a mood.
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Why? What's wrong?
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Suddenly, I'm a bubble gum pop princess
and that's only gonna get worse
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if I have to sing "froyoyolo"
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at my Internet concert.
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Don't you have to sing that song?
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I mean, the concert is called "froyoyolo:
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Fro-no, she didn't, live."
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Right.
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I know, which is why I am
secretly writing my own song
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that is going to show everyone the
kind of artist that I want to be.
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And I'm gonna sing that instead.
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That's really brave.
How's that going for you?
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Well, I've been at it for hours and all
I have done is draw this hand-Turkey!
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Please don't do the dramatic bed flop.
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(Gasps)
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What am I gonna do?
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Liv, just write what you're feeling.
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Okay, no, that is not nearly as easy
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as you're making it sound.
Have you ever tried writing
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down your feelings? No.
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- Yes.
- What?
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- What...
- Spill!
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So I may or may not have
a secret poetry journal.
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But you can't tell anyone.
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You have a poetry journal?
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(Gasps) And it's sparkly?!
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Who are you?
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Gimme gimme gimme.
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No no no no. No.
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You can't look. It's private.
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But, um, if I can do it, you can do it.
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And inspiration is everywhere.
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Maddie had inspired me...
inspired me to read her journal.
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Guess what I found when I
unrolled my yoga mat this morning.
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Day two in a year of romance.
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"If you were Thursday, I'd want
every day to be Thursday."
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Pete, how do you come up with this stuff?
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(Chuckles)
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How do I not?
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Thank you, honey.
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Thank you, son.
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How do you come up with this stuff?
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Lovey dovey lizard.
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I haven't played with her since I was two.
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I forgot that she could do this.
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(Squeaky pitch) If you were Thursday,
I'd want every day to be Thursday.
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(Giggles)
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Dad's giving me a dollar for
every love note I write.
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And this stupid thing says
a million stupid things.
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I'm gonna be stupid rich.
255
00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:11,196
(Laughs) This is so great.
256
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:12,197
I love working with you.
257
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,531
Me too times two.
258
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,535
(Laughs, snorts)
259
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:20,338
You guys are gross.
260
00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:26,478
Welcome to the rainbow,
the peppy froyo store
261
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,979
Thank you, thank you, thank you
262
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,302
For walking through the door.
263
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,486
- Um, Maddie?
- Yeah.
264
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,020
You were supposed to sing.
265
00:12:36,022 --> 00:12:41,259
Oh, sorry, "boss." (Laughs)
266
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,293
I love being able to do that...
267
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,028
Call you my "boss." (Laughs)
268
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,364
Yeah, first of all, I'm not your "boss."
269
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:49,200
I'm your boss.
270
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,603
I need you to pep up your rainbow.
271
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,172
Don't get me wrong. I
love that you work here.
272
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,207
I love working here.
273
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:59,144
I hate working here!
274
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:03,448
But it would break his
heart if I told him, so...
275
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,217
I hate her working here!
276
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:09,420
But it would break her
heart if I told her, so...
277
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:13,258
So you want to slice mangos with me?
278
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,692
I thought you'd never ask.
279
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,294
(Both laugh)
280
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:25,436
"If your love were my
hair, I'd never cut it."
281
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,205
You...
oh, you!
282
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:35,413
Lizard: If your love were my hair,
I'd never cut it. (Giggles)
283
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,315
Ka-Ching.
284
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,219
Lizard: Our love has no expiration date.
285
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,620
(Giggles)
286
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,992
Dollar bill, y'all.
287
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:52,764
Lizard: If you're my number one, let
me be your number two. (Giggles)
288
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:01,239
Oh! Yay, you're finally home.
289
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,440
I've been dying to see you.
290
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:04,642
Ooh, totally get that.
291
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,044
Too much alone time with Joey?
292
00:14:08,047 --> 00:14:09,047
Yes, that.
293
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,115
But also, you were right.
294
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,051
I found some inspiration.
295
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,186
It took me a couple days,
but I'm really proud of it.
296
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,254
I wrote a song.
297
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,623
Oh, Liv, that's great.
298
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,158
I told you inspiration was everywhere.
299
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,192
What'd you write about?
300
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,095
About how much you missed me
when I went away to Hollywood.
301
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,097
Uh...
302
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:27,799
Why is it about my feelings?
303
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,701
Because yours were already written down.
304
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,136
Yay-sies!
305
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,672
I found a poem in your
journal and I set it to music.
306
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,176
You read my journal?!
307
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:41,412
And that is why I write
my journal in elfish.
308
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,483
Okay, Maddie, I'm sorry I read your
journal, but before you get all upset...
309
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,186
no, Liv, there's no before. I'm upset!
310
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:51,422
Oh, those are my own private thoughts.
311
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,291
Right, they were, but now they're
312
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,194
a bouncy memorable chorus
with an interesting bridge.
313
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,465
I want to sing it at my concert so
that people can know the real me.
314
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,334
Okay, but it's not the real you.
315
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,403
It's the real me! That you stole.
316
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,272
Yeah, Liv.
317
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,374
Who died and made you luthien tinuviel?
318
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,211
Famous elf princess.
319
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:17,148
Oh, come on, don't you people read?
320
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,718
Apparently, Liv does.
321
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,420
Other people's journals.
322
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:26,524
- You can't use that song.
- Wha...?
323
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,827
Maddie, you can't just
put sparkles on something
324
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,163
and expect me not to touch it!
325
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,669
(Forced) I'm so glad that I can help you
326
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:42,540
build a magical rainbow
to your froyo dream!
327
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,549
(Shouts) Have a peppy day!
328
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,191
I am the peppiest rainbow!
329
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,827
I'm dead inside.
330
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,664
- Uh, Maddie.
- Yeah.
331
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,732
Working with you is...
332
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,600
(Forced) Is so great.
333
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:11,736
So great.
334
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,137
- Yeah, so you're fired.
- Um, I quit.
335
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,473
(Gasps) Yay! Yes!
336
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,811
Oh, sure, now you're peppy.
337
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,917
I do wish we could spend more time
together before I leave though.
338
00:16:25,919 --> 00:16:29,587
I guess I could quit my ukulele class.
339
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,657
You would do that for me?
340
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,826
Of course.
341
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,627
After you leave, I can't
imagine myself saying,
342
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,830
"I wish I'd spent more
time with my ukulele."
343
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,200
Big mistake, man.
344
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,203
I quit the bagpipes for a guy.
345
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,205
Regret it every day.
346
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:56,214
"Sunrise, you... Sunset...
the perfect day."
347
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,250
Oh, Pete, just when I think
you can't top yourself, you do.
348
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,252
- (Chuckles)
- (Giggles)
349
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:03,855
Well, when you have the most
beautiful woman in the world
350
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:08,393
as inspiration, the words just...
they just...
351
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,232
Well, you know.
352
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:20,271
Just so surprising 'cause you never did
stuff like this when we were dating
353
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:23,975
or when I was pregnant with the
twins or when Parker was two.
354
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:26,377
And I gave him this!
355
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:31,582
Why are you holding up some stupid lizard?
356
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:34,952
Oh, don't play dumb. I found your
little cupid while I was cleaning.
357
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:40,391
"Sunrise, you, sunset... hee-hee...
the perfect day."
358
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:46,531
I paid you for original material.
359
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,000
You were paying him?!
360
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:52,303
Well, yeah, but I didn't know
he was ripping off a lizard.
361
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:56,674
Pete Rooney, you need to say
something romantic to me right now.
362
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,009
Don't look at him.
363
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,381
Um...
364
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,682
I like your face.
365
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,486
Really?
366
00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:11,422
At least you know he wrote it.
367
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:19,464
This place is electric, man.
368
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,667
All right, Liv.
369
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,969
The live stream starts in 30 seconds.
370
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,004
And there're millions of
people waiting to watch.
371
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:29,340
- Aah.
- It's froyo time.
372
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,745
Becky, this just really
doesn't feel right to me.
373
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:36,347
Of course it doesn't.
374
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,820
Now it's froyo time!
375
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,623
Okay.
376
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,993
(Applause)
377
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:54,031
Maddie said I couldn't sing her song,
378
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,801
which meant that I had to sing "froyoyolo,"
379
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,370
choke back my tears, and then...
380
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,739
Sing the Spanish version.
381
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,375
Me gusta froyo
382
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,310
Oh, oh, ah, oh.
383
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,312
No, it's bad in any language.
384
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,015
("Froyoyolo" begins)
385
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,384
It's been a good day
386
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,486
It's time to go cray-cray
387
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,954
- I can't watch her do this.
-
My friends all know
388
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,890
- Liv, wait! Stop!
-
...The right words to say
389
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:22,627
(Music stops) Um, just one
second, ladies and gentlemen.
390
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,828
What are you doing?
391
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:24,830
Yeah, what are you doing?
392
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,963
Liv, sing your hit.
393
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:29,834
No. Sing the song that
you wrote from my poem.
394
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,636
Seriously?
395
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,337
Wait, Maddie, I stole that.
396
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:39,110
But, Liv, I wrote that poem about you,
which kind of makes it yours too.
397
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,380
I don't know what to say.
398
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,484
Don't say it. Sing it.
399
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:50,788
And when you sing it, ah,
kid, you sing it loud.
400
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,727
She caved! Play the other track.
401
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,897
So instead of singing "froyoyolo,"
402
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,366
I have decided to sing from the heart,
403
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:05,503
the one that I share with my twin sister.
404
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,674
This is gonna be called "count me in."
405
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:11,809
(Music begins)
406
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,078
If I'm the sun, then you're the moon
407
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:20,585
If you're the words,
then I'm the tune, yeah
408
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:24,655
If you're the heart,
then I'm the beat
409
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:29,026
Somehow, together,
we're complete, yeah
410
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,028
There are times my
world is crumbling
411
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,497
And the rain is crushing down
412
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:37,568
But everywhere you
are the sun comes out
413
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:42,039
Even when you're
gone, I feel you close
414
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,610
You'll always be the
one I love the most
415
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,413
You're in my heart, on my mind
416
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,682
You are underneath my skin
417
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:56,087
And anywhere, anytime
that you need anything
418
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,955
Count me in
419
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,057
Oh, oh, oh, ohh...
420
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:05,963
Count me in, yeah, yeah
421
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:10,201
But I don't need to say a word, no
422
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:15,072
'Cause you know when I'm
happy and when I'm hurt
423
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:19,110
We're as close as pages in a book
424
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,912
'Cause you make me feel better
425
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,948
With just one look
426
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:28,085
Even when you're
gone, I feel you close
427
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:32,023
You'll always be the
one I love the most
428
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:33,624
I love the most
429
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,893
You're in my heart, on my mind
430
00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:38,763
You are underneath my skin
431
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:42,099
And anywhere, anytime
that you need anything
432
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,068
Count me in
433
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,569
Oh, oh, oh, ohh
434
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,572
- (Mouths)
-
Count me in.
435
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:51,108
(Applause)
436
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,515
I was wrong to judge you, Pete.
437
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:00,084
Plagiarism can be beautiful.
438
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,853
(Becky's phone dings)
439
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:05,022
So, Becky, I know you're upset, but...
440
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,693
Are you kidding me?! I love "count me in."
441
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:11,062
- You do?
- Absolutely.
442
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:14,765
Froyo is out. Loving your sister is in.
443
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:19,003
I haven't talked to mine in 20
years and I just texted her.
444
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,138
- Oh.
- (Phone dings)
445
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,673
Dang it. She needs money.
446
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:28,079
Someday, I'm gonna write
a song about you, bro.
447
00:22:28,081 --> 00:22:30,915
Count me out.
448
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:37,154
(Gasps) Good news, look!
449
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,924
"Count me in" is up to 14 million views.
450
00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,226
No one's even playing "froyoyolo" anymore.
451
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,196
Yeah, well, that's not exactly true.
452
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,098
Watch.
453
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,734
(Applause)
454
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,703
(Gasps) No!
455
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,172
-
I love froyo
- (Pop music plays)
456
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,974
Oh, oh, ah, oh
457
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,009
- (Mouthing)
-
It's so yolo
458
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:02,113
Oh, oh, ah, oh
459
00:23:02,115 --> 00:23:04,915
Both:
frozen yogurt
is my favorite treat
460
00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:07,752
Sweet and yummy, froyo's all I eat
461
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:11,088
'Cause you only live once.
462
00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:13,324
Man.
463
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:16,227
- (Applause)
- (Cheering)
464
00:23:16,277 --> 00:23:20,827
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