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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,698 - Subs created by: David Coleman. - [Music] 2 00:00:01,699 --> 00:00:03,795 One week till our sweet 16. 3 00:00:03,796 --> 00:00:06,810 After four years of being apart, we are finally together on our birthday. 4 00:00:06,811 --> 00:00:08,335 Yaysies! 5 00:00:08,336 --> 00:00:11,004 I know! We get to blow out our candles together again. 6 00:00:11,005 --> 00:00:14,200 The three Rooney girls, together again and ready to... 7 00:00:14,201 --> 00:00:17,058 Party! Woo woo woo, party! I said now party! 8 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:19,926 Don't turn around. You don't want to know what Mom's doing behind you. 9 00:00:19,927 --> 00:00:25,671 I don't need to. I can feel the desperation on the back of my neck. 10 00:00:25,672 --> 00:00:30,007 All right, fine. Guess I'll just save my moves for the par-tay! 11 00:00:30,008 --> 00:00:32,804 Back that party up over here, Care Bear. 12 00:00:32,805 --> 00:00:35,118 - Here we go. - [Vocalizing, chanting] 13 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:39,145 Left left left, to the right right right... 14 00:00:39,146 --> 00:00:40,856 Anyway. 15 00:00:40,857 --> 00:00:42,815 So for our party, I had a few thoughts. 16 00:00:42,816 --> 00:00:44,976 [Squeals] 17 00:00:48,622 --> 00:00:50,782 I had... 18 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:54,723 A thought. 19 00:00:54,823 --> 00:01:00,051 Ahem, okay, so I'm thinking red carpet, designer gowns, 20 00:01:00,052 --> 00:01:03,840 we enter cirque-du-soleil style, spiraling in on silks. 21 00:01:03,841 --> 00:01:05,897 [Squeals] 22 00:01:05,898 --> 00:01:10,272 I'm thinking peanut shells on the floor, steaks the size of our heads, 23 00:01:10,273 --> 00:01:15,673 we enter hungry-man style in our casual eating pants. 24 00:01:15,808 --> 00:01:20,800 Ahem. Maddie, this is our big 1-6. It needs to be epic. 25 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:23,220 I know! And I'm thinking epic. 26 00:01:23,221 --> 00:01:27,668 There's this new Cowboy-jail-themed restaurant, The Hoosegow... 27 00:01:27,669 --> 00:01:30,069 Wow! Ha ha. 28 00:01:30,497 --> 00:01:34,333 We have very different ideas of epic. 29 00:01:34,334 --> 00:01:36,135 You know what's epic? 30 00:01:36,136 --> 00:01:38,571 Mini-golf birthday parties! 31 00:01:38,572 --> 00:01:41,165 They worked for years for you two. 32 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:44,975 - Ages six to 11, done! - Yes yes, Dad's right. 33 00:01:44,976 --> 00:01:47,179 Maddie, you loved it because it was sporty. 34 00:01:47,180 --> 00:01:49,862 And, Liv, there was a Castle, so you could dress up like a Princess. 35 00:01:49,863 --> 00:01:54,186 And I loved it because you two were together celebrating your birthday. 36 00:01:54,187 --> 00:01:56,177 So, Rooney girls, let's get ready to... 37 00:01:56,178 --> 00:02:00,225 Par-tay! Woo woo woo, party! I said now party! 38 00:02:00,226 --> 00:02:02,606 Mom! Mom, Mom. 39 00:02:02,607 --> 00:02:04,297 Stop. 40 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,278 Hater. 41 00:02:09,137 --> 00:02:14,019 As fun as mini-golf was, we are turning 16 now, so... 42 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:15,894 We can plan our own party. 43 00:02:15,895 --> 00:02:18,839 So let's just talk this out because nothing's been set in stone. 44 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:24,480 Liv, I picked up the silks for your epic party entrance. 45 00:02:25,253 --> 00:02:30,593 Epically bad decision to bring them home on my bike. 46 00:02:31,192 --> 00:02:33,791 The silks have already been ordered? 47 00:02:33,792 --> 00:02:36,397 You've already planned our entire party, haven't you? 48 00:02:36,398 --> 00:02:38,561 Well, it's not like I could leave it up to you! 49 00:02:38,562 --> 00:02:40,357 I mean, casual eating pants?! 50 00:02:40,358 --> 00:02:41,951 Spiraling in on silks?! 51 00:02:41,952 --> 00:02:43,175 You're being impossible! 52 00:02:43,176 --> 00:02:45,240 Ugh, I wish we could just have separate birthdays! 53 00:02:45,241 --> 00:02:47,761 - Ugh! - Ugh! 54 00:02:58,152 --> 00:03:00,454 A little help? 55 00:03:00,455 --> 00:03:02,753 [Theme music playing] 56 00:03:02,754 --> 00:03:04,205 Better in stereo. 57 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:06,287 B... b... better in stereo. 58 00:03:06,288 --> 00:03:08,399 - I'm up with the sunshine. - Let's go. 59 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,474 - I lace up my high tops. - Oh no. 60 00:03:10,475 --> 00:03:12,840 - Slam dunk. - Ready or not. 61 00:03:12,841 --> 00:03:15,012 Yeah, show me what you got. 62 00:03:15,013 --> 00:03:17,156 - I'm under the spotlight. - Holler. 63 00:03:17,157 --> 00:03:19,446 I dare you, come on and follow. 64 00:03:19,447 --> 00:03:23,120 You dance to your own beat. I'll sing the melody. 65 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:25,661 When you say yea-ah-ah. 66 00:03:25,662 --> 00:03:27,574 I say no-oh-oh. 67 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:30,274 When you say stop. 68 00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:32,338 All I want to do is go, go, go. 69 00:03:32,339 --> 00:03:35,344 You, you, the other half of me, me. 70 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,519 The half I'll never be. 71 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,090 The half that drives me crazy. 72 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:44,290 You, you, the better half of me, me. 73 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,787 The half I'll always need. 74 00:03:46,788 --> 00:03:48,542 But we both know. 75 00:03:48,543 --> 00:03:52,083 We're better in stereo... 76 00:03:52,717 --> 00:03:54,757 [Music] 77 00:03:54,804 --> 00:03:58,310 My twins can't have separate parties on their sweet 16th. 78 00:03:58,311 --> 00:04:02,132 So while you two were at Maddie's basketball game... 79 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,147 I came up with a "mompromise". 80 00:04:04,148 --> 00:04:05,596 [Giggles] 81 00:04:05,597 --> 00:04:08,297 So take a look. 82 00:04:09,707 --> 00:04:12,047 Dazzleberry! 83 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:14,286 Awesome! 84 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:18,413 Hold on, you haven't seen the best part. Turn around. 85 00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:19,718 [Gasps] 86 00:04:19,719 --> 00:04:22,510 Two themes, one party. 87 00:04:22,511 --> 00:04:26,476 - It's a red carpet rodeo! - [Feedback crackles] 88 00:04:26,477 --> 00:04:28,574 Hey, why isn't this thing working? 89 00:04:28,575 --> 00:04:31,469 So, Maddie honey, you wanted to go to The Hoosegow. 90 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:35,040 So we're gonna have a Western barbecue right here in the house. 91 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,806 - Joey. - Mom, I don't want to say it. 92 00:04:36,807 --> 00:04:38,472 Oh, come on, say it. 93 00:04:38,473 --> 00:04:40,177 [Weakly] Yee-haw. 94 00:04:40,178 --> 00:04:41,980 [Laughs] 95 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:46,433 And, Liv, you wanted a cirque-du-soleil, red carpet gala. 96 00:04:46,434 --> 00:04:48,825 I bring you Parker-azzi! 97 00:04:48,826 --> 00:04:51,858 Liv Rooney, Liv Rooney! Who are you wearing? 98 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:53,151 [Laughs] 99 00:04:53,152 --> 00:04:55,266 Boom boom boom! 100 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:57,492 Send. [Squeals] 101 00:04:57,493 --> 00:05:00,097 Mom, this is great! And I think we're halfway there. 102 00:05:00,098 --> 00:05:03,488 The half that doesn't look like a barn. So... 103 00:05:03,489 --> 00:05:07,929 I think we should clear out these hay bales and, uh, ooh, all the barbecuey stuff. 104 00:05:07,930 --> 00:05:10,810 And I just really want to, you know, class this place up, you know? 105 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:13,109 I think we're gonna bring in some French Contortionists... 106 00:05:13,110 --> 00:05:16,388 Liv, why are you throwing out everything that I like? 107 00:05:16,389 --> 00:05:19,066 I thought this was our party. 108 00:05:19,067 --> 00:05:21,522 Honey, it's time to come clean. 109 00:05:21,523 --> 00:05:24,092 - [Sighs] - We've kept the secret for too long. 110 00:05:24,093 --> 00:05:25,681 No, Pete! I'm not telling them... 111 00:05:25,682 --> 00:05:30,962 - [Mic clicks on] - They were born on separate days. 112 00:05:32,394 --> 00:05:36,097 Camptown ladies sing that song, doo-dah doo-dah. 113 00:05:36,098 --> 00:05:39,818 This karaoke thing works great. 114 00:05:40,102 --> 00:05:41,646 Who's next? 115 00:05:41,647 --> 00:05:44,695 - What did you just say? - We have different birthdays? 116 00:05:44,696 --> 00:05:49,733 Girls, your Mother and I have something to tell you. 117 00:05:49,734 --> 00:05:51,954 Go ahead. 118 00:05:53,971 --> 00:05:59,871 Liv and Maddie, the day you were born was truly the greatest day of my life. 119 00:06:00,021 --> 00:06:03,141 Well, that feels nice. 120 00:06:04,129 --> 00:06:07,184 But it was actually the "days" you were born. 121 00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:11,690 You see, Liv, you were born on the fifth at 11:56 P.M. 122 00:06:11,691 --> 00:06:14,037 But, Maddie honey, you were born... 123 00:06:14,038 --> 00:06:16,397 At 12:02 on the... 124 00:06:16,398 --> 00:06:17,559 Sixth. 125 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:22,174 But the whole reason that five is my lucky number is because I was born on the fifth. 126 00:06:22,175 --> 00:06:24,635 I'm a five. 127 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:27,825 Apparently I'm a zero. 128 00:06:27,956 --> 00:06:33,656 Wait, so Maddie's never celebrated on her actual birthday? 129 00:06:33,967 --> 00:06:37,627 What kind of parents are you? 130 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:43,141 This is preposterous. I say again preposterous. 131 00:06:43,142 --> 00:06:47,533 If they can do this to her, what does that mean for everybody else? 132 00:06:47,534 --> 00:06:49,250 Am I six? Am I 11? 133 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:52,011 I could be nine! 134 00:06:55,698 --> 00:06:58,218 - Hey. - Hey. 135 00:07:00,737 --> 00:07:03,332 Maddie honey, I am so sorry. 136 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:07,370 Every year your birthday would roll around and I would just get so excited 137 00:07:07,371 --> 00:07:10,512 at the two of you sitting together blowing out your candles. 138 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:15,583 Then why did you use those trick candles that didn't blow out? 139 00:07:15,584 --> 00:07:18,853 We wanted the moment to last forever. 140 00:07:18,854 --> 00:07:22,691 Plus a joint birthday party is double the fun. 141 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,955 It's also half the work. 142 00:07:24,956 --> 00:07:30,293 See, I'm trying to be completely honest with you from now on. 143 00:07:30,294 --> 00:07:33,769 Don't try and be funny. I'm still trying to be mad at you. 144 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:37,142 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. I thought I was doing the right thing. 145 00:07:37,143 --> 00:07:40,045 You know, when you and Liv were little, you were inseparable. 146 00:07:40,046 --> 00:07:43,506 As your Mother, it just felt wrong to take that special day away. 147 00:07:43,507 --> 00:07:46,882 Are you seriously trying to take credit for being a good Mother right now? 148 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,819 Yes, I tried to slip that in. 149 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:52,281 Now just tell me what you want to do for your birthday 150 00:07:52,282 --> 00:07:54,957 and your Father and I will make it happen... sky's the limit. 151 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:59,796 Okay, there is a budget. See, I'm trying to be totally honest. 152 00:07:59,797 --> 00:08:01,698 Thanks, Mom, but... 153 00:08:01,699 --> 00:08:04,917 Honestly the last thing I feel like doing right now is celebrating my birthday. 154 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:06,968 I don't even think I want to have a party at all this year. 155 00:08:06,969 --> 00:08:09,030 And I'm sure Liv feels the exact same way. 156 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,420 Well, think about it. 157 00:08:10,421 --> 00:08:14,269 In the meantime I made your favorite dinner; Chicken pot pie. 158 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,847 Okay, I didn't make it. It was frozen from a box. 159 00:08:16,848 --> 00:08:21,288 Woo, the truth really will set you free! 160 00:08:22,866 --> 00:08:25,055 Okay, everyone find a seat. 161 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:27,409 Maddie's off on a jog, but I bought us some time. 162 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:31,596 She always jogs till the end of her play list so I added six songs. 163 00:08:31,597 --> 00:08:32,723 Hey, Joey! 164 00:08:32,724 --> 00:08:36,348 - I got a spot for you right here. - [Groans] 165 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:41,869 I am going to say yes because I am scared to say no. 166 00:08:45,511 --> 00:08:49,104 Okay, you are all here because you are Maddie's best friends and family 167 00:08:49,105 --> 00:08:51,924 and I want you to help me to throw a surprise party for her. 168 00:08:51,925 --> 00:08:54,509 You have to keep it a secret. 169 00:08:54,510 --> 00:08:57,922 I know that won't be a problem for you two. 170 00:08:57,923 --> 00:09:00,665 [Breathily] Mom said Maddie doesn't even want a party this year. 171 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:04,206 Also I cannot feel my ribs. 172 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:07,081 I can! 173 00:09:08,769 --> 00:09:11,395 Maddie says she doesn't want a party, but I know my sister better. 174 00:09:11,396 --> 00:09:15,268 This birthday shocker has knocked her for a loop and we are going to fix it. 175 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:18,306 - That's very sweet. - We'll do anything to help. 176 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:23,097 Of course you will. You're totally on the hook for this. 177 00:09:23,098 --> 00:09:26,753 Well, I'm in. I want Maddie's sweet 16 to be as amazing as it can be. 178 00:09:26,754 --> 00:09:29,727 - Careful. - Right, sorry. 179 00:09:29,728 --> 00:09:33,599 Willow, Diggie, Stains, I want you to take Maddie to The Hoosegow Saturday night 180 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,812 while the rest of us get the house ready for the party. 181 00:09:35,813 --> 00:09:37,572 Don't bring her home until midnight though, 182 00:09:37,573 --> 00:09:39,487 because that's when her actual birthday begins. 183 00:09:39,488 --> 00:09:41,736 Oh, midnight? Isn't that awfully late for a party? 184 00:09:41,737 --> 00:09:43,356 You mean like... 185 00:09:43,357 --> 00:09:46,297 16 years late, Mom? 186 00:09:46,365 --> 00:09:48,403 Midnight party... fun. 187 00:09:48,404 --> 00:09:50,564 [Squeals] 188 00:09:54,188 --> 00:09:56,213 Hey, Mads, what are you doing? 189 00:09:56,214 --> 00:10:00,687 I am turning all my lucky fives into sixes. 190 00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:04,675 Turns out the first 15 years of my life I stuck fives everywhere. 191 00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:06,728 [Laughs] 192 00:10:06,729 --> 00:10:09,729 [Bitterly] Everywhere. 193 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:13,189 Identity crisis... I can relate. 194 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:17,226 I remember the tough transition from Joseph to Joe to Joey... 195 00:10:17,227 --> 00:10:20,374 With a brief stint as baby "J". 196 00:10:20,375 --> 00:10:22,577 Then ultimately back to Joey. 197 00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,814 - Wasn't there a J-Dog in there somewhere? - Do not bring that up! 198 00:10:25,815 --> 00:10:27,735 Okay. 199 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,262 Maddie and Joey Rooney? 200 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:33,588 Character from my nightmares? 201 00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,749 Delivery. 202 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:40,610 "You are cordially invited to the cirque-du-soleil 203 00:10:40,611 --> 00:10:45,383 red carpet gala celebrating the sweet 16 of Liv Rooney". 204 00:10:45,384 --> 00:10:48,230 Liv's throwing a party for herself?! 205 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,560 The invitations pretzel-butt was handing out 206 00:10:50,561 --> 00:10:53,137 were for a fake party to throw Maddie off the scent. 207 00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:56,710 My job was to twist the knife ever so delicately. 208 00:10:56,711 --> 00:10:59,428 [Whispers] I have a gentle touch. 209 00:10:59,429 --> 00:11:00,820 - [Sighs] - Wow. 210 00:11:00,821 --> 00:11:04,543 Liv took this whole birthday scandal a lot better than you did. 211 00:11:04,544 --> 00:11:07,064 A lot better. 212 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:09,316 A... lot. 213 00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:13,181 I can't believe she just dumped me to do her own thing! 214 00:11:13,182 --> 00:11:15,793 Yeah. Does that make you mad? 215 00:11:15,794 --> 00:11:17,561 I bet I'd be mad. 216 00:11:17,562 --> 00:11:20,982 I'd be, like, really mad. 217 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,302 You know what? 218 00:11:23,303 --> 00:11:27,674 If Liv's throwing a party for herself, I'm throwing a party for myself. 219 00:11:27,675 --> 00:11:29,876 - I'm going to The Hoosegow. - [Slams] 220 00:11:29,877 --> 00:11:33,264 Oh okay, here comes Maddie. Remember we have plans on Sunday. 221 00:11:33,265 --> 00:11:35,686 Hey, guys, do you want to go out for my birthday? 222 00:11:35,687 --> 00:11:37,330 Hoosegow on Sunday, what do you say? 223 00:11:37,331 --> 00:11:39,854 Can't, we have plans on Sunday. 224 00:11:39,855 --> 00:11:41,358 What plans? 225 00:11:41,359 --> 00:11:45,234 I... I've got a, um, uh... a drum circle. 226 00:11:45,235 --> 00:11:47,515 [Chuckling] 227 00:11:47,594 --> 00:11:50,414 Washing my ferret. 228 00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:53,662 Book Club? 229 00:11:54,901 --> 00:11:57,349 You're in a Book Club? 230 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,773 Sure. Yeah, you know, every month we pick a book and then... 231 00:12:00,774 --> 00:12:05,027 We watch the movie and talk about it. 232 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,781 Well, we're available Saturday. 233 00:12:07,782 --> 00:12:11,064 Saturday? Aren't you guys going to Liv's party? 234 00:12:11,065 --> 00:12:14,059 Not invited. Guess we didn't make the cut. 235 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:18,800 Liv's loss... we're the cool kids. [Sniffs] 236 00:12:19,423 --> 00:12:23,928 Liv's throwing a party for herself and she didn't even invite my friends. 237 00:12:23,929 --> 00:12:25,565 You know what? 238 00:12:25,566 --> 00:12:28,702 I am free Saturday. I'm going to The Hoosegow. 239 00:12:28,703 --> 00:12:30,172 Yes! 240 00:12:30,173 --> 00:12:33,807 Snap! The jaws of my traptastic plan had closed. [Giggles] 241 00:12:33,808 --> 00:12:35,402 Maddie hated me, hello... 242 00:12:35,403 --> 00:12:36,896 Best sister... ever! 243 00:12:36,897 --> 00:12:38,732 [Squeals] 244 00:12:38,733 --> 00:12:40,498 [Music] 245 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:42,309 There you go, little lady. 246 00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:45,051 Now you are welcome to as many return visits 247 00:12:45,052 --> 00:12:47,738 to the salad bar as you want at The Hoosegow. 248 00:12:47,739 --> 00:12:52,479 But only under the watchful eye of the law. 249 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:56,814 "Watchful eye"? Hardly! I filled my whole purse with baby corn. 250 00:12:56,815 --> 00:12:58,783 Don't mess with Sheriff Tim, Willow. 251 00:12:58,784 --> 00:13:02,684 He's packing ketchup and mustard. 252 00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:05,678 Dude, whatever Liv is doing at her stupid red carpet party 253 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,998 cannot be nearly as cool as this. 254 00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:09,843 I mean I'd much rather be at a place where you 255 00:13:09,844 --> 00:13:11,563 can throw your peanut shells on the floor. 256 00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:14,144 And rib bones. 257 00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:19,704 Am I not supposed to do that? 258 00:13:19,705 --> 00:13:21,872 Always the lady, Stains. 259 00:13:21,873 --> 00:13:23,841 Always the lady. 260 00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:25,714 [Triangle rings] 261 00:13:25,715 --> 00:13:27,812 Ooh, guys, they're gonna arrest someone again. 262 00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:29,496 You are under arrest! 263 00:13:29,497 --> 00:13:31,967 Cattle rustling, stagecoach robbery! 264 00:13:31,968 --> 00:13:34,154 And spitting in the presence of a lady. 265 00:13:34,155 --> 00:13:35,615 All: Ooh! 266 00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,962 - Lock him up! - All: Lock him up! 267 00:13:37,963 --> 00:13:39,454 [Laughs] 268 00:13:39,455 --> 00:13:40,936 [Phone ringing] 269 00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:44,117 Oh, I gotta take this. 270 00:13:46,004 --> 00:13:47,831 This is jailhouse one. Over. 271 00:13:47,832 --> 00:13:49,734 - Diggie, how's it going? - It's great. 272 00:13:49,735 --> 00:13:52,343 We're just about to order dessert. She doesn't suspect a thing. 273 00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:56,277 Dessert?! You can't be on dessert already. It's barely 10:00! 274 00:13:56,278 --> 00:13:58,940 You need to keep her out of the house until midnight. 275 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:01,130 I mean, yeah, I'll do what I can, but I didn't expect 276 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,008 service to be this fantastic at a restaurant like this. 277 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,270 Diggie, I am trying to do something nice for my sister. 278 00:14:06,271 --> 00:14:10,323 Do not make me regret trusting you. 279 00:14:10,324 --> 00:14:15,544 The fate of my plan rests on someone named Diggie. 280 00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:18,819 - We gotta stall for time. - Not a prob. 281 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:23,436 Stains is doing the rotisserie chicken stockade challenge. 282 00:14:23,437 --> 00:14:25,657 [Chomping] 283 00:14:26,963 --> 00:14:30,414 Willow: If you can eat a whole chicken in under an hour, you get a free T-shirt. 284 00:14:30,415 --> 00:14:31,644 [Laughing] 285 00:14:31,645 --> 00:14:33,478 Come on, come on, come on! 286 00:14:33,479 --> 00:14:34,659 [Panting] 287 00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:36,505 Wipe. 288 00:14:36,506 --> 00:14:42,406 Uh, you know what? Let's just hose you off when this is over. 289 00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:48,132 A one-layer cake? Really? 290 00:14:48,133 --> 00:14:53,867 You think that's gonna make up for 16 years of fibs and fraud? 291 00:14:53,868 --> 00:14:57,503 I was going to put little purple frosting flowers on the corners. 292 00:14:57,504 --> 00:15:00,921 That will impress... no one. 293 00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:03,709 Well, I suppose I could do a few more layers. 294 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:08,390 Oh yeah! Maybe one for each year you lied. 295 00:15:15,152 --> 00:15:20,294 Wow, this mini-golf course actually looks pretty good. 296 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:24,398 I'm glad someone's paying attention to what Liv's trying to pull off. 297 00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:27,792 - Let's see the windmill spin. - Oh, it doesn't actually spin. 298 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:32,506 Yeah, no, it's decorative, like the treadmill in Mom and Dad's bedroom. 299 00:15:32,507 --> 00:15:34,542 Are you kidding me? 300 00:15:34,543 --> 00:15:37,985 A crummy cake and a non-spinning windmill? 301 00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:41,383 Liv is trying is recreate the mini-golf parties of Maddie's youth. 302 00:15:41,384 --> 00:15:44,105 And if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this right. 303 00:15:44,106 --> 00:15:46,998 I guess we could take apart one of my remote-controlled cars 304 00:15:46,999 --> 00:15:49,324 and use the motor from that to make it spin. 305 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,855 Yeah, we could do that. We can also play duck, duck, goose. 306 00:15:51,856 --> 00:15:55,576 Am I the only one that cares? 307 00:15:56,298 --> 00:16:00,891 We could take apart the riding mower and use the motor from that bad boy. 308 00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,436 Now we're talking. 309 00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:06,964 Birthday magic, monkeys. Let's go, let's go! 310 00:16:06,965 --> 00:16:08,846 Where are you going? 311 00:16:08,847 --> 00:16:11,169 It's already two hours past my bedtime. 312 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:17,070 If I don't take a nap before the party, I'm going to be a real cranky-pants. 313 00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:20,011 Good job, Stains. 314 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:24,872 I have never been more impressed or disgusted. 315 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:29,662 And you know you didn't have to eat the bones to win the shirt, right? 316 00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:32,908 When I commit, I commit, man. 317 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:36,669 We hear it's your birthday, little lady. 318 00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:39,340 Uh, it's not my actual birthday till midnight. 319 00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:44,084 Well, blow out the candle. It's somebody's birthday. 320 00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:46,658 Go ahead, Maddie, make a wish. 321 00:16:46,659 --> 00:16:48,927 Guys, I can't. 322 00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:51,778 Sheriff Tim was right. It is somebody's birthday. 323 00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,039 It's Liv's. 324 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,210 And the only wish that popped into my head was that... 325 00:16:56,211 --> 00:16:58,848 I wish we were blowing out our candles together, so. 326 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:03,889 That's so sweet. Let's get you home right now. 327 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:06,624 Uh... [laughs, claps] 328 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:07,790 Get up. 329 00:17:07,791 --> 00:17:10,387 Well, are you sure? We've... 330 00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:13,331 - Barely been here for four hours. - [Bell ringing] 331 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,858 You are under arrest... cattle rustling. 332 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:17,910 Wait! You're arresting the wrong bandit. 333 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:19,984 This girl here, she's the cattle rustler. 334 00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,285 Yeah, man, lock her up! 335 00:17:22,286 --> 00:17:24,949 [Chanting] Lock her up, lock her up! 336 00:17:24,950 --> 00:17:27,618 - Lock her up! - Maddie: Guys! 337 00:17:27,619 --> 00:17:31,750 Guys, let me out! I need to get to Liv's party before it's over! 338 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,427 Good move, Diggie. 339 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,780 I'm smooth under pressure. 340 00:17:35,781 --> 00:17:40,401 There's a new Sheriff in town and his name is Diggie and he's the meanest Sheriff on.. 341 00:17:40,402 --> 00:17:42,502 [Shouts] 342 00:17:44,055 --> 00:17:45,455 We're outta here. 343 00:17:45,456 --> 00:17:48,756 Well... go! Maddie, wait. 344 00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:57,135 Mr. & Mrs. Joey and Willow Rooney. 345 00:18:00,420 --> 00:18:01,382 [Groans] 346 00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:06,423 It's midnight! Seriously, Diggie, 16 wrong turns? 347 00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:11,298 And I've never heard of that law that says you have to go 5mph past a graveyard? 348 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:15,199 That's just showing respect, man. 349 00:18:15,788 --> 00:18:18,066 Wait a second, I don't hear music. 350 00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,387 And the red carpet is rolled up. You guys! 351 00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:23,688 I missed Liv's birthday! 352 00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:26,863 Su... 353 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:31,184 Upper was really great at The Hoosegow. 354 00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:35,319 Where is everybody? 355 00:18:37,967 --> 00:18:40,127 Surprise! 356 00:18:41,717 --> 00:18:46,577 We missed saying surprise. Are you kidding me? 357 00:18:48,658 --> 00:18:51,276 Happy sweet 16, Maddie. 358 00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:53,228 Wait, this is all for me? 359 00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:55,403 - Where is your red carpet party? - Oh. [Laughs] 360 00:18:55,404 --> 00:18:57,923 There was no party. I totally played you. 361 00:18:57,924 --> 00:19:01,160 Don't feel bad though, I am a day older. 362 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:02,174 [Laughs] 363 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:04,635 Diggie: Ahem. 364 00:19:04,983 --> 00:19:07,794 Hey, remember us, the people you were screaming 365 00:19:07,795 --> 00:19:10,246 at the whole way past the graveyard? 366 00:19:10,247 --> 00:19:13,816 You guys were all in on this? 367 00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:16,451 Liv, mini-golf? 368 00:19:16,452 --> 00:19:18,824 It's just like old times. 369 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:22,120 We got so wrapped up in which kind of party we each wanted that... 370 00:19:22,121 --> 00:19:25,459 We forgot the best part is doing it together. 371 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:27,829 Someone made you a cake! 372 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,626 [Liv squeals] 373 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,760 Guys, a basketball cake? 374 00:19:32,761 --> 00:19:33,775 This is amazing. 375 00:19:33,776 --> 00:19:36,369 16 layers of butter-cream and guilt. 376 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:39,706 Mama's done her time. We're moving on. 377 00:19:39,707 --> 00:19:42,173 Now the Rooney girls are ready to get their... 378 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:44,347 A-party on, a-party on. 379 00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,580 Whoop whoop, their party on. 380 00:19:46,581 --> 00:19:48,581 Party on, whoop whoop... 381 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,276 Maddie: Ahem! Mom, Mom. 382 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,555 We've forgiven you. You can stop punishing us. 383 00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:59,070 Maddie, we even got you a number six jersey, 384 00:19:59,071 --> 00:20:02,630 because we figured you'd want to change your number. 385 00:20:02,631 --> 00:20:07,062 Actually I've decided to stick with the number five. 386 00:20:07,063 --> 00:20:11,503 That's the day my best friend was born. 387 00:20:11,572 --> 00:20:14,565 So, Liv, come over here. Help me blow out all these candles. 388 00:20:14,566 --> 00:20:17,016 Uh, okay, one sec. I want to get a video of this. 389 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:21,010 I think I left my phone in the garage when I was grabbing decorations. 390 00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,352 Video? Then we've gotta have the windmill going. 391 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,113 Dad, turn it on. 392 00:20:34,497 --> 00:20:37,765 - Guys, I love it. - We did a good thing today, boys. 393 00:20:37,766 --> 00:20:40,568 See what happens when you listen to Parker? 394 00:20:40,569 --> 00:20:43,149 [Loud whirring] 395 00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:49,363 That thing kicks up quite a breeze. 396 00:20:54,451 --> 00:20:58,591 - Karen: Oh no, the cake! - [Splats] 397 00:21:00,757 --> 00:21:03,856 We have to turn this thing off! 398 00:21:03,857 --> 00:21:08,777 Don't worry, birthday girl, your hero is here. 399 00:21:14,216 --> 00:21:17,216 [Electricity crackles] 400 00:21:20,134 --> 00:21:22,411 Hey, superhero... 401 00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:25,592 The plug's right here. 402 00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:34,309 Whoa. 403 00:21:37,694 --> 00:21:40,462 Oh, nice work on the cake, Mom! 404 00:21:40,463 --> 00:21:42,563 [Mouths] 405 00:21:44,528 --> 00:21:46,568 [Music] 406 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,381 Oh, hey Parker, check it out. 407 00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:51,151 Liv got us a present for helping out with the party. 408 00:21:51,152 --> 00:21:54,752 It's nice to be appreciated. 409 00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,850 Surprise! 410 00:21:57,851 --> 00:22:00,131 [Shrieking] 411 00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:03,479 Dude, that was awesome. Nice work, pretzel-butt. 412 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:05,479 Up top! 413 00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:06,674 Yeah! 414 00:22:06,675 --> 00:22:10,413 Hey, can you fit in my underwear drawer? I want to freak out my Mom. 415 00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:12,694 Follow me! 416 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:18,709 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 417 00:22:18,759 --> 00:22:23,309 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32571

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