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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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[Music]
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Hello, father.
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How did you know I was coming?
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Oh, it's a new app. It's
called pinpoint your parents.
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It comes in handy when
they work at your school.
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- [Chimes]
- Oh, by the way!
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Mom is in the ladies room.
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Wait, what are you
doing here after school?
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As a matter of fact, Dad,
I'm signing up for a team.
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You're signing up for a sports team?!
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Oh, I thought this day would never come!
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And it hasn't.
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I'm signing up for the Brain Olympics.
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It's a statewide science
competition this Saturday.
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Ridgewood is hosting, so it
is crucial that we represent.
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We're gonna get our "neuron". [Giggles]
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I've always fantasized about
competing in the Brain Olympics.
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But to win, I had to
build my dream team.
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I was Kobe looking for my LeBron, who I
recently learned are basketball players.
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So I fired back, "sure, dude, your computer
has just as much ram as mine does"...
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"When the power's off!" What?
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Artie, I told you to come alone.
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Funny how I didn't have
to tell you the same thing.
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Burn!
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I'm really sorry. What did you say?
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I couldn't hear you over the
deafening sound of how epic I am.
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Boo!
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Write that down. That was good.
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- What do you want, Rooney?
- Two words...
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Brain Olympics.
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Leave us.
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I'm building a dream team.
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I want to combine my expertise
in robotics and tasty snacks.
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And yours in aerodynamics
and speedy bathroom breaks.
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We could form...
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An uneasy alliance, carefully knit
together for our greater glory.
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Exactly.
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You, me and a third teammate who
complements but doesn't get in the way.
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We will completely dominate.
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- I'm in.
- Spit shake?
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- Ugh.
- So bad.
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Yeah, why'd we do that?
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[Theme music playing]
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Better in stereo.
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B... b... better in stereo.
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-
I'm up with the sunshine.
- Let's go.
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I lace up my high tops.
- Oh no.
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-
Slam dunk.
- Ready or not.
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Yeah, show me what you got.
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I'm under the spotlight.
- Holler.
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I dare you, come on and follow.
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You dance to your own
beat. I'll sing the melody.
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When you say yea-ah-ah.
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I say no-oh-oh.
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When you say stop.
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All I want to do is go, go, go.
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You, you, the other half of me, me.
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The half I'll never be.
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The half that drives me crazy.
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You, you, the better half of me, me.
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The half I'll always need.
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But we both know.
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We're better in stereo...
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[Music]
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So you're really having this yard sale.
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Yeah, if I want to go to Montreal with
the French Club, I have to raise $400.
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Most of this stuff is all junk anyway.
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The French Club trip
to Montreal is the only
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overnight trip that
a sophomore can go on.
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Berets, baguettes and my parents
are in a different country.
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"Bam-quoi".
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[Gasps]
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Your first scooter?! This is a treasure!
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Sell lemonade, not your childhood.
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Mom thinks she's sentimental,
but the truth is she's a pack rat.
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Ooh! What's in here?
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It's, uh...
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Every single toothbrush that
has ever touched a Rooney mouth.
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[Sniffs]
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[Gasps]
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No, Maddie, you can't sell this.
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I've had Isis since my first apartment.
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It was just her and
me against the world.
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Still is, right, Isis?
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[Raspy voice] Yes, it is.
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Joey, the whole entire school is buzzing
about you and your Brain Olympics team.
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- They are?
- No.
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Oh.
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I heard you practicing your
victory speech in the bathroom.
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"Dear fellow Brain Olympians, a
long time ago in a galaxy far"...
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We get it, we get it!
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So do you have a third team member yet?
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Oh no, not yet. But we don't have
to turn the roster in till tomorrow.
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Well, I have the perfect
teammate for...
you.
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- Me.
- [Laughing]
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You?
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Yeah. I mean it's the perfect
opportunity for me to change my image.
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My character's name
on
"Sing It Loud!"
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Was Stephanie Einstein and after
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four years of being on television
and saying things like...
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"I loved the surprise
ending of 'Titanic'".
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People think I'm dumb in
real life, but I'm not.
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I mean, I'm no Einstein, but I'm
definitely no Stephanie Einstein.
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[Laughs]
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I mean I just want to
be seen as more than
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a cute, adorable, stylish,
talented bombshell.
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Let me get this straight; You
want to go from chic to geek.
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And pull a reverse ugly duckling.
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Yeah.
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Liv, not even a real duck would do that.
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Well, I just want to prove
to people that I can nerd out.
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I said geek, not nerd.
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The fact that you don't know the
difference means that you are neither.
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Liv is not smart enough
for the Brain Olympics.
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I know that's harsh, but I am a
scientist and I only deal in facts.
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Sorry, Liv, the dream
team is for geeks only.
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Consider my rejection a
compliment. [Clicks tongue]
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Ooh, sign up for the
Brain Olympics' dream team.
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Only one spot left. Free
pretzel if you sign up.
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Geeks usually love pretzels.
Why won't anyone sign up?
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I don't know, but we only have
five minutes to get a third
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member and turn in our team
roster to the Science Department.
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And how long you gonna wave that pretzel
in my grill without giving me some?
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Oh sorry.
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[Sighs]
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Where have all the geeks gone?
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I scared them off.
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To make sure no brainiac took
my spot in Joey and Artie's team.
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I spent the day blasting holes
in their geek cred. [Exhales]
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Okay, I asked my brother Joey if he
prefers "Star Wars" or "Star Trek".
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He said, "what's the difference?"
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Huh!
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Did you know that Artie
doesn't believe in time travel?
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Huh! He's all "Doctor Who?"
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What?
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Okay, you didn't hear this from me.
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But I saw Joey and Artie in the gym...
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Lifting weights.
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[Liv humming]
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Oh hey, smarties! How's
the dream team coming?
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It's not, we've got no one
and time is running out.
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Oh, where are my manners?
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Hey, girl.
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Ahem!
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Well, my offer to be the
third brain still stands.
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Here I go, an available
brain, walking away.
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E=mc-squared and other smart stuff.
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Liv, wait!
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Joey, I am not missing out on Brain
Olympics, we need that third member.
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We can't win with her.
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I'd rather just sign up
whoever walks by next.
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- Hi, Joey.
- [Squeals]
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Did you get my invitation to
be sketched by my art class?
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I promise this time it's a real thing.
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- Liv, you're in!
- [Squeals]
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- Yaysies!
- Just sign here.
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Just please don't dot your
"I" with a smiley face.
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Too latesies!
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Excuse me, Willow.
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I need to get this down to
the Science Department, ugh.
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I can get this to the
office faster than you.
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Great, let's get to art class!
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[Music]
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Oh, you can't buy that.
You can't buy that!
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Run along.
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Whew, that was close.
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Hey, honey, look what I
just found in the garage.
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Your scary toilet cat, Maddie's pink
scooter and a whole bunch of toothbrushes.
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Is this the same box I
found in our shower earlier?
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Yes. [Chuckles] You
know, it's already sold.
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A lady walking her dog had to run home and
get some cash, so she asked me to store it.
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I'll take this.
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There was no lady. There was no dog.
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There was just me, my
precious things and my husband!
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Who needs to keep his big
hairy nose out of my business.
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Oh, thank you so much.
I'll put it someplace safe.
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Thank you so much for helping out, Willow.
We are gonna have a blast in Montreal.
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- Oui oui, Maddie.
- [Grunts]
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Hey, Dad, will you put
this on the table for me?
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Oh yeah, sure. I'll put
it in the Joey section.
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There's a Joey section?
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[Gasps] Willow's going shopping.
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Hello, folks. This is channel
4 meteorologist Johnny Nimbus
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welcoming you to the
Ridgewood High gymnasium for...
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The Brain Olympics!
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[Cheering]
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Okay, guys, huddle up.
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That is what sport coaches say, right?
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- I don't know.
- No idea.
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Okay, so it's about to get pretty
crazy in here, so let's establish
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the proper chain of command
for all brain olympic decisions.
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It goes Joey, Artie, other.
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Wait, why am I other?
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Joey, stop pushing me to the sidelines.
I'm here to show people that I'm smart.
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We both know exactly
why you're here, Liv.
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I'm picking up the mad
vibe you're throwing my way.
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But for the sake of the Brain Olympics,
we both need to put that on pause.
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[Snaps] Pause!
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[Snaps] Unpause.
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Your hair is bouncing and behaving.
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Repause.
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Forever pause.
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Wait, unpause. Thanks for the
hair props. I worked really hard.
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Repause.
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And the envelope please.
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[Laughs]
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Always wanted to say that.
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Though I thought it would
be at the Academy Awards.
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But we've got plenty of
razzle-dazzle right here.
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All right, this year's Brain
Olympics challenge is...
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Build a machine that
can paint a portrait...
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Using only materials you
gather from this table.
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[Gasps] Paint a portrait!
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Yay, I love painting!
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I did not get into the
Brain Olympics to do... art.
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This is an outrage!
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I mean boo!
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This is an outrage.
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The best picture of a face wins.
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Now, just a reminder, don't go
painting old Johnny Nimbus's mug.
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I sold exclusive rights to my
image to a Chinese noodle company.
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Ni hao about that.
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Oh, Maddie honey, I
think you made a mistake.
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There's no way you meant to sell this.
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This is your first M.V.P. trophy.
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[Snickers]
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Mom, that's from second grade.
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Literally everyone got
that trophy... even Liv.
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Maddie, stop this madness.
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I'm just telling you
I think you're gonna
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regret selling all these
irreplaceable items.
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Mom, I don't care about this
kind of junk like you do.
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You are such a hoarder.
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I am no hoarder. I am a lover of things.
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Hey, Care Bear, I just found this
hidden in the shrubs out front.
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Well, the lady who bought it, um,
she was just looking at my roses...
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Just give me the box. Come on.
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- Okay.
- Mom, mom!
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It's over.
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This is where the healing begins.
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Oh, I was going to heal something.
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It was time for Maddie
to get some schooling.
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00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:44,963
Hey, Maddie, so I was just
clearing up the clutter
245
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:49,799
and I came across this hunk of junk
you made with Liv in the second grade.
246
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:54,002
"Sisters by chance,
friends by choice," ugh.
247
00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:56,363
Just so corny.
248
00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:58,341
Aw, that's precious.
249
00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:02,778
Did Joey help make that? Because I
have... I'll give you $100 right now.
250
00:13:02,779 --> 00:13:05,052
So what do you think, Maddie,
should we try to sell it?
251
00:13:05,053 --> 00:13:10,051
I mean, you're just hoarding it. No
sentimental value or anything, right?
252
00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:11,875
I saw what she was doing.
253
00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:14,222
And two can play at that game.
254
00:13:14,223 --> 00:13:16,683
[Bones crack]
255
00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,980
50?.
256
00:13:20,062 --> 00:13:22,712
That's twice as much as I got for Isis.
257
00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:24,753
[Gasps]
258
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,663
These uniforms are pretty sweet, huh?
259
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:36,977
Ugh, I feel like a mix between
Barney and a NASCAR driver.
260
00:13:36,978 --> 00:13:38,415
[Hisses]
261
00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,063
Guys, let's focus.
262
00:13:40,064 --> 00:13:44,052
We have to beat the other teams to
the grab, so we need to be quick.
263
00:13:44,053 --> 00:13:48,754
That means keep your eyes off
all this red-hot yippy-diddy-doo.
264
00:13:48,755 --> 00:13:50,457
So exciting, here we go.
265
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,398
In three, two, one.
266
00:13:53,423 --> 00:13:56,231
Go get 'em, geeks!
267
00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:58,366
[Whistling, cheering]
268
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:01,607
I've got P.V.C. pipe!
269
00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,869
Liv, what are you doing? Put that down!
270
00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:08,264
- Only grab things that are useful.
- This is useful.
271
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:10,448
Not for the machine I
have planned in my head.
272
00:14:10,449 --> 00:14:12,450
What about the machine I
have planned in my head?
273
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:16,111
"Other" doesn't plan machines!
274
00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:21,659
Come on, Liv, you are just
not smart enough for this.
275
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,901
Wood screws! I've got wood screws!
276
00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:31,568
Fine! If I'm not smart enough for you,
then maybe I'll just build my own machine!
277
00:14:31,569 --> 00:14:36,489
Great, we'll do the
same. Good luck, Einstein!
278
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,138
[Buzzer sounds]
279
00:14:52,139 --> 00:14:54,291
And time is up!
280
00:14:54,292 --> 00:14:57,460
If you didn't grab it, you can't use it!
281
00:14:57,461 --> 00:15:00,476
All right, brainiacs,
you've got two hours
282
00:15:00,477 --> 00:15:03,915
to build a machine that
will paint a portrait.
283
00:15:03,916 --> 00:15:07,164
And I've got two hours to get to know
the science teacher in the pantsuit.
284
00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:09,745
How you doing?
285
00:15:10,472 --> 00:15:12,512
[Music]
286
00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:17,649
Another 26 bucks, Coach!
287
00:15:17,677 --> 00:15:20,716
Why are you wearing
Joey's birthday shirt?
288
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:25,351
I put the money in
the box. It's mine now.
289
00:15:25,352 --> 00:15:30,556
Score! I just made an extra five bucks
charging an old lady to use our bathroom.
290
00:15:30,557 --> 00:15:33,260
Sweet. We're almost at $400.
291
00:15:33,261 --> 00:15:35,885
Montreal, here we come.
292
00:15:35,886 --> 00:15:37,281
Hey, my mom's not looking.
293
00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:42,089
Perfect time to sneak the sisters-by-chance
picture back up to my room. Where is it?
294
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:46,172
- What do you mean? I sold that.
- What?
295
00:15:46,173 --> 00:15:48,283
Willow, that is the most
important thing that I own.
296
00:15:48,284 --> 00:15:50,925
But you looked right into your
mom's eyes and you said to sell it.
297
00:15:50,926 --> 00:15:53,692
But that's because I was trying to
get her to stop being a whackadoo!
298
00:15:53,693 --> 00:15:57,418
Have you never had to look
into the eyes of a whackadoo?
299
00:15:57,419 --> 00:16:00,419
Not until right now.
300
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:07,300
With seven minutes
left in the competition,
301
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:09,895
it looks like East Milwaukee
Tech has already finished.
302
00:16:09,896 --> 00:16:11,984
Look at that!
303
00:16:11,985 --> 00:16:17,008
If I squint and tilt my
head, I can almost see a face.
304
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:21,289
Oh, and right next door, it appears
Sheboygan high has finished as well.
305
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,390
Oh wow.
306
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,469
A smiley face.
307
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:28,248
I don't know about you, but
that puts a smile on my face.
308
00:16:28,249 --> 00:16:30,935
- Boy oh Sheboygan!
- [Applause]
309
00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:34,296
Hey, where are you going?
310
00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:39,034
Sheboygan's got this in the bag.
The slingshot will never ever work.
311
00:16:39,035 --> 00:16:41,361
[Sighs] The dream is dead, Artie.
312
00:16:41,362 --> 00:16:43,363
I wonder what your sister's building.
313
00:16:43,364 --> 00:16:46,747
Besides a freeway to my heart.
314
00:16:46,748 --> 00:16:52,648
Let's go check it out, if only
to make ourselves feel better.
315
00:16:56,549 --> 00:17:01,709
Sweet mother of Gandalf,
this machine is beautiful.
316
00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:03,878
Ah!
317
00:17:03,879 --> 00:17:06,426
It's a catapult designed to help
me launch paint-filled balloons
318
00:17:06,427 --> 00:17:10,223
at the canvas using a
pre-ordered 8x8 grid.
319
00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:14,544
You really had a machine in your head.
320
00:17:15,703 --> 00:17:18,066
What's all this stuff over here?
321
00:17:18,067 --> 00:17:23,620
Flair. Someone was doubting me so I
decided to add some bells and whistles.
322
00:17:23,621 --> 00:17:25,878
This is awesome... [snaps]
323
00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,109
And I want to spend the
rest of my life with you.
324
00:17:29,110 --> 00:17:31,990
Thank you, but no!
325
00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:35,348
I just really can't figure out
how to trigger the last stage.
326
00:17:35,349 --> 00:17:36,246
[Gasps]
327
00:17:36,247 --> 00:17:41,041
We could use our device as a
trigger. Oh, let's team up again.
328
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:45,425
I don't know, Joey. Are
you, ahem, smart enough?
329
00:17:45,426 --> 00:17:48,306
Whoa! Smartie burn!
330
00:17:48,362 --> 00:17:50,297
[Mimics explosion]
331
00:17:50,298 --> 00:17:52,165
Yeah, I had that one coming.
332
00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:56,054
Liv, come on. You are
more than smart enough.
333
00:17:56,055 --> 00:18:00,075
But let's win this thing together.
334
00:18:00,441 --> 00:18:02,509
- Fine!
- Yeah!
335
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:05,801
Liv Rooney, the former
Stephanie Einstein,
336
00:18:05,802 --> 00:18:10,058
now had geeks begging her to lead them
to the Brain Olympics championship.
337
00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:12,939
Role-reversal burn!
338
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:17,258
I've been spending way too
much time with these nerds.
339
00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:22,531
Well, we've seen every portrait but one
and Sheboygan is clearly the front runner.
340
00:18:22,532 --> 00:18:25,023
With only 16 seconds left
to paint their canvas,
341
00:18:25,024 --> 00:18:27,369
will Ridgewood High make it in time?
342
00:18:27,370 --> 00:18:30,105
Liv, it is now or never.
343
00:18:30,106 --> 00:18:32,146
Do it.
344
00:18:35,312 --> 00:18:37,472
[Rolling]
345
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:50,325
[Electricity crackles]
346
00:18:52,496 --> 00:18:56,366
Holy cow, Ridgewood
High built a fantastic...
347
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,925
Flingy thingy...
348
00:18:58,926 --> 00:19:02,766
That made kind of a gross mess.
349
00:19:02,857 --> 00:19:04,682
[Beeps]
350
00:19:04,683 --> 00:19:06,783
[Buzzes]
351
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:12,249
Wait, that gross mess
is Polly the Porcupine.
352
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:15,970
That portrait is porcu-perfect!
353
00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,457
- [Cheering]
- And the Judges have spoken.
354
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:23,202
Let's all give a round of applause to
this year's Brain Olympics champions...
355
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,783
Ridgewood High!
356
00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,114
- Hey, any luck finding your picture?
- No.
357
00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,139
I literally went door
to door to every house
358
00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:46,216
in the neighborhood and no one had it.
359
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:50,718
Also you would be shocked at how many
people answer the door in their underwear.
360
00:19:50,719 --> 00:19:53,660
If it makes you feel any
better, you earned $400
361
00:19:53,661 --> 00:19:55,645
and now you get to come
to Montreal with me.
362
00:19:55,646 --> 00:19:58,108
How much of that 400 was
you buying Joey's stuff?
363
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:01,129
It's an investment in my future, Maddie.
364
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,663
[Snorts]
365
00:20:02,664 --> 00:20:05,405
I'm sorry I sold your picture.
366
00:20:05,406 --> 00:20:09,093
It's okay. You were
just distracted by...
367
00:20:09,094 --> 00:20:12,640
Whatever that is that you see in Joey.
368
00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:15,905
Okay well, I'm gonna head out.
369
00:20:15,906 --> 00:20:21,806
I gotta figure out how to get
Joey's retainer to fit my mouth.
370
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,726
- Hey.
- Hey.
371
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,817
Heard you made enough
money for Montreal.
372
00:20:30,818 --> 00:20:34,011
Yeah. Yeah, it's great news.
373
00:20:34,012 --> 00:20:36,838
What's the matter?
374
00:20:36,839 --> 00:20:39,067
You were just right, mom.
375
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:41,981
You really can't put
a price on memories.
376
00:20:41,982 --> 00:20:45,722
My picture's gone and
I'm totally regretting it.
377
00:20:45,723 --> 00:20:48,668
Well, I'm very glad
to hear you say that.
378
00:20:48,669 --> 00:20:52,571
Because it makes this
moment that much sweeter.
379
00:20:52,572 --> 00:20:54,385
[Gasps]
380
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,333
The picture! You have it!
381
00:20:57,334 --> 00:20:58,539
Wait, how?
382
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:01,560
Well, I saw a lady carrying it
down our driveway and I tackled her.
383
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,201
[Laughs, snorts]
384
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:08,564
I really think I have a problem.
385
00:21:08,925 --> 00:21:10,943
Mama also got this back.
386
00:21:10,944 --> 00:21:13,436
Together forever, Isis.
387
00:21:13,437 --> 00:21:19,337
[Raspy voice] Forever, Miss Karen,
once I get rid of the others.
388
00:21:33,837 --> 00:21:35,660
It feels good to win, doesn't it?
389
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:39,890
And we are rocking
these velour track suits.
390
00:21:39,891 --> 00:21:41,266
Liv...
391
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:43,435
I really need to apologize.
392
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:46,977
I completely underestimated you and...
393
00:21:46,978 --> 00:21:48,988
I'm s-sorry.
394
00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:51,208
You are officially a geek.
395
00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,188
Pretzel?
396
00:21:53,189 --> 00:21:54,713
[Laughs]
397
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,774
Don't mind if I do.
398
00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:03,704
- [Artie chuckles]
- Mmm.
399
00:22:03,705 --> 00:22:05,271
[Snaps] Unpause.
400
00:22:05,272 --> 00:22:08,353
So, girl, now that the
Brain Olympics are over.
401
00:22:08,354 --> 00:22:12,676
It's time to turn off our
brains and turn on our hearts.
402
00:22:12,677 --> 00:22:15,917
Ahem. Repause, artichoke.
403
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:21,198
You and me are as likely
to happen as cold fusion.
404
00:22:21,572 --> 00:22:25,517
So you're saying it's
theoretically possible?
405
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:26,592
[Laughs]
406
00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:29,113
It is so on.
407
00:22:32,598 --> 00:22:35,287
Well, Artie, the Brain
Olympics are over.
408
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,703
And so is our alliance.
409
00:22:37,704 --> 00:22:42,225
Since you clearly slept in that
track suit, it is no longer cool.
410
00:22:42,226 --> 00:22:45,106
It's just pajamas.
411
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:48,377
Sleepwear burn!
412
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:52,854
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you...
413
00:22:52,855 --> 00:22:57,262
"Over the deafening
sound of how epic I am".
414
00:22:57,263 --> 00:22:59,183
Boom!
415
00:23:00,107 --> 00:23:03,676
- Hey, that's my line!
- But, I make it work.
416
00:23:03,677 --> 00:23:06,017
Minions ho!
417
00:23:12,094 --> 00:23:15,573
- Hey, Joey.
- Hey, will... oh...
418
00:23:15,574 --> 00:23:16,980
Dear.
419
00:23:16,981 --> 00:23:22,881
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