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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,963 Parker, what do you want in your lunch? Apple or banana? 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:10,104 Keep going until you get to cupcake. 3 00:00:10,374 --> 00:00:12,509 Good morning, fellow Rooneys. 4 00:00:12,510 --> 00:00:16,064 Today is the first day of the rest of your lives... 5 00:00:16,065 --> 00:00:17,852 With me. 6 00:00:17,853 --> 00:00:20,242 Hey, Hollywood. Tomorrow, less time in the shower. 7 00:00:20,243 --> 00:00:22,063 You used up all the hot water. 8 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:26,012 It makes it really hard to shave. 9 00:00:26,013 --> 00:00:29,553 Yeah, that's right, guys... I shave. 10 00:00:29,554 --> 00:00:32,254 Spread the word. 11 00:00:33,347 --> 00:00:38,412 Didn't bother me. I took a shower with the hose out front. 12 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:44,113 Oh come on, like the neighbors haven't seen that already. 13 00:00:45,842 --> 00:00:49,562 Um, what happened to my chair? 14 00:00:49,826 --> 00:00:51,636 Ooh, um... 15 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:55,329 Parker broke it over Joey's back when they were wrestling. 16 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:57,665 Correction, he was wrestling. 17 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,546 I was eating soup. 18 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:02,410 You know, this is ridiculous. 19 00:01:02,411 --> 00:01:04,756 You shouldn't have to stand to eat your breakfast. 20 00:01:04,757 --> 00:01:07,877 Joey, get her a seat. 21 00:01:14,597 --> 00:01:16,705 Welcome home, Hollywood. 22 00:01:16,706 --> 00:01:19,586 [Theme music plays] 23 00:01:19,737 --> 00:01:21,407 Better in stereo. 24 00:01:21,408 --> 00:01:23,528 B... b... better in stereo. 25 00:01:23,529 --> 00:01:25,546 - I'm up with the sunshine. - Let's go. 26 00:01:25,547 --> 00:01:27,665 - I lace up my high tops. - Oh no. 27 00:01:27,666 --> 00:01:30,031 - Slam dunk. - Ready or not. 28 00:01:30,032 --> 00:01:32,203 Yeah, show me what you got. 29 00:01:32,204 --> 00:01:34,347 - I'm under the spotlight. - Holler. 30 00:01:34,348 --> 00:01:36,637 I dare you, come on and follow. 31 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:40,311 You dance to your own beat. I'll sing the melody. 32 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:42,852 When you say yea-ah-ah. 33 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,765 I say no-oh-oh. 34 00:01:44,766 --> 00:01:47,299 When you say stop. 35 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,363 All I want to do is go, go, go. 36 00:01:49,364 --> 00:01:52,164 You, you, the other half of me, me. 37 00:01:52,165 --> 00:01:54,339 The half I'll never be. 38 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:58,098 The half that drives me crazy. 39 00:01:58,099 --> 00:02:01,305 You, you, the better half of me, me. 40 00:02:01,306 --> 00:02:03,782 The half I'll always need. 41 00:02:03,783 --> 00:02:05,537 But we both know. 42 00:02:05,538 --> 00:02:08,285 We're better in stereo... 43 00:02:08,286 --> 00:02:10,326 [Music] 44 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:13,140 12-minute mile, Maddie. What happened? 45 00:02:13,141 --> 00:02:15,781 Oh, I ran two. 46 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,022 Nice, Cassie. Personal best. 47 00:02:18,023 --> 00:02:20,471 Last time I walked because I didn't want to get a blister. 48 00:02:20,472 --> 00:02:25,054 But I ran this time because I was being chased by a squirrel. 49 00:02:25,055 --> 00:02:27,432 Look at you... stains. 50 00:02:27,433 --> 00:02:31,246 School bus ran through a puddle and splashed me. 51 00:02:31,247 --> 00:02:33,573 Team meeting, everybody. Grab some water. 52 00:02:33,574 --> 00:02:36,009 Hustle it up, Willow. Hustle up. 53 00:02:36,010 --> 00:02:38,170 [Gasping] 54 00:02:44,207 --> 00:02:45,852 [Sighs] 55 00:02:45,853 --> 00:02:50,368 My dogs have been barking since Sycamore Street. 56 00:02:50,369 --> 00:02:53,183 Oh wait, were you guys using this? 57 00:02:53,184 --> 00:02:56,508 Okay, don't forget. Team retreat... my house, this weekend. 58 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,551 Also, your votes are in. 59 00:02:58,552 --> 00:03:03,207 And the Ridgewood High Fighting Porcupines have themselves a new Team Captain. 60 00:03:03,208 --> 00:03:04,971 [Cheers] 61 00:03:04,972 --> 00:03:08,159 She's the first sophomore ever chosen. 62 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,541 Maddie Rooney. 63 00:03:09,542 --> 00:03:11,762 [Cheering] 64 00:03:11,946 --> 00:03:13,977 Basketball is my life. 65 00:03:13,978 --> 00:03:16,775 And being named Captain of the team was huge for me. 66 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:19,778 And I might have played it cool in front of the girls on the team but I... 67 00:03:19,779 --> 00:03:21,922 Also might have gone home and squealed in my closet. 68 00:03:21,923 --> 00:03:23,355 [Squeals] 69 00:03:23,356 --> 00:03:25,475 You're gonna be a great Captain, Maddie. 70 00:03:25,476 --> 00:03:29,830 Unless you're really bad and the whole team turns against you. 71 00:03:29,831 --> 00:03:34,034 While I was away, Maddie got to be really good friends with her basketball teammates. 72 00:03:34,035 --> 00:03:39,806 Sweet girls, but they're all kind of like the before in a makeover show. 73 00:03:39,807 --> 00:03:42,809 What? It means they have potential. 74 00:03:42,810 --> 00:03:45,030 [Laughter] 75 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,428 Uh... Principal Fickman, what are you doing? 76 00:03:50,429 --> 00:03:52,341 Is it Polly the Porcupine's birthday? 77 00:03:52,342 --> 00:03:54,184 It most certainly is not. 78 00:03:54,185 --> 00:03:58,314 Someone out there thinks it's a big hee-haw to keep dressing up the mascot. 79 00:03:58,315 --> 00:04:01,033 Well, I'm neither hee-ing nor haw-ing. 80 00:04:01,034 --> 00:04:03,254 [Chuckles] 81 00:04:03,664 --> 00:04:06,758 It's a travesty, Sir. 82 00:04:06,759 --> 00:04:10,548 I've been making budget cuts and girls' basketball got hit hard. 83 00:04:10,549 --> 00:04:14,707 The good news is I got you the new uniforms you requested. 84 00:04:14,708 --> 00:04:16,620 - Yeah! - Woo! 85 00:04:16,621 --> 00:04:22,521 The bad news is they're the boys' old uniforms, sweaty and unlaundered. 86 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:24,450 No, we need new uniforms. 87 00:04:24,451 --> 00:04:26,096 We're going to a tournament in Chicago. 88 00:04:26,097 --> 00:04:28,457 Yeah, the Walter Worciechowski invitational. 89 00:04:28,458 --> 00:04:30,823 It took me three days to learn how to say it. 90 00:04:30,824 --> 00:04:33,693 I'm only funding things the student body cares about. 91 00:04:33,694 --> 00:04:35,728 People care about girls' basketball. 92 00:04:35,729 --> 00:04:37,898 Oh... [wheezes] 93 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:39,122 [Chuckles] 94 00:04:39,123 --> 00:04:40,517 Sure they do. 95 00:04:40,518 --> 00:04:43,386 And you keep telling yourself that. 96 00:04:43,387 --> 00:04:46,639 Principal Fickman, we're not gonna let you treat us this way. 97 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:49,100 Right, team?! 98 00:04:50,216 --> 00:04:53,702 Well, if you'll excuse me, I promised Mother I'd be home in time for... 99 00:04:53,703 --> 00:04:56,463 Wheel of Fortune! 100 00:04:56,486 --> 00:04:57,662 - Principal Fickman... - Yeah. 101 00:04:57,663 --> 00:04:59,130 Before you go, [Snaps] 102 00:04:59,131 --> 00:05:01,289 Would you like a nice... 103 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:03,671 Cold glass... 104 00:05:03,672 --> 00:05:05,858 Of water? 105 00:05:05,859 --> 00:05:10,599 - Well, I would. Thank you. - [Quietly] Yeah. 106 00:05:12,254 --> 00:05:15,254 - Refreshing. - Yeah. 107 00:05:15,828 --> 00:05:17,083 [Giggles] 108 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,873 Please tell me you still have athlete's foot. 109 00:05:18,874 --> 00:05:21,994 - Raging. - Good girl. 110 00:05:25,628 --> 00:05:26,828 Hey, Joey. 111 00:05:26,829 --> 00:05:28,714 [High-pitched scream] 112 00:05:28,715 --> 00:05:30,750 What are you doing with a tarantula? 113 00:05:30,751 --> 00:05:33,786 Her name is Sylvia. And she's the class pet. 114 00:05:33,787 --> 00:05:35,555 I'm taking care of them for the weekend. 115 00:05:35,556 --> 00:05:37,181 Them? 116 00:05:37,182 --> 00:05:39,713 Parker, I only see the one. 117 00:05:39,714 --> 00:05:44,630 Yeah, I already lost the other five when I let them out of their cage. 118 00:05:44,631 --> 00:05:45,765 What?! 119 00:05:45,766 --> 00:05:48,166 Oh, why would you let them out of their cage? 120 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:53,134 Duh... to train them for the all-tarantula circus. 121 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,575 [High-pitched scream] 122 00:05:55,576 --> 00:05:57,094 All right, caught one. 123 00:05:57,095 --> 00:06:00,869 It's either Julie the trapeze artist or Bernardo... 124 00:06:00,870 --> 00:06:03,810 The sword swallower. 125 00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:05,878 - Four more to go. - [Car horn honks] 126 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:07,820 Oh, okay, Parker, that is Mom. 127 00:06:07,821 --> 00:06:09,789 And you cannot tell her anything about this. 128 00:06:09,790 --> 00:06:13,083 Okay? If she finds out that there are a bunch of spiders crawling around, 129 00:06:13,084 --> 00:06:14,560 she will freak out! 130 00:06:14,561 --> 00:06:16,677 Okay, act natural. 131 00:06:16,678 --> 00:06:18,293 Oh, hi, boys. 132 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:22,361 Listen, Maddie's basketball team is gonna be here all weekend. 133 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:25,836 Hey, hey, hey. Eyes on me. 134 00:06:25,837 --> 00:06:28,841 So this weekend, don't cause any trouble, okay? 135 00:06:28,842 --> 00:06:29,775 [Scoffs] 136 00:06:29,776 --> 00:06:31,274 Trouble? 137 00:06:31,275 --> 00:06:34,714 Who do you think you're talking to, lady? 138 00:06:34,715 --> 00:06:37,655 - Milady. - Mm hmm. 139 00:06:39,325 --> 00:06:41,631 No one on the team had my back. 140 00:06:41,632 --> 00:06:45,564 - It's just so... - Frustrappointing. 141 00:06:45,565 --> 00:06:50,180 That's not a real word, yet somehow I know exactly what it means. 142 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:54,661 - How do you do that? - Oh, it's a gift. 143 00:06:54,662 --> 00:06:57,404 I don't know. Maybe I'm just not cut out to be Captain. 144 00:06:57,405 --> 00:06:59,450 I have no idea what to do. 145 00:06:59,451 --> 00:07:02,871 - I do. - [Snorts] Please. 146 00:07:03,339 --> 00:07:06,434 You don't have a clue about basketball. 147 00:07:06,435 --> 00:07:08,812 Maddie, this is about leadership on... 148 00:07:08,813 --> 00:07:11,633 Sing it loud... 149 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:14,949 My cast was a team and I led them through four 150 00:07:14,950 --> 00:07:17,110 critically-acclaimed seasons of television. 151 00:07:17,111 --> 00:07:19,343 - Want to know how I did it? - No. 152 00:07:19,344 --> 00:07:22,751 Okay, there are five steps to leadership. 153 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:24,736 One, grab their attention. 154 00:07:24,737 --> 00:07:27,406 Two, get them on the same page. 155 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:29,674 Three, identify your goal. 156 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:31,185 Four, lead them into battle. 157 00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:34,906 And five, look great doing it. 158 00:07:35,011 --> 00:07:38,824 You know, if I imagined those words not coming out of your mouth... 159 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:41,136 They actually kind of make sense. 160 00:07:41,137 --> 00:07:42,278 Okay. 161 00:07:42,279 --> 00:07:44,889 Step one, grab their attention. 162 00:07:44,890 --> 00:07:47,166 In Hollywood, they always say the best way to do 163 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,694 that is by firing someone on your first day of work. 164 00:07:49,695 --> 00:07:52,084 [Snorts] Liv, I'm not firing any of my friends. 165 00:07:52,085 --> 00:07:54,965 [Melodramatic groan] 166 00:07:55,768 --> 00:07:58,745 Do I have to connect all the dots for you? 167 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:02,098 I will join the team. And you can fire me for being terrible. 168 00:08:02,099 --> 00:08:03,943 The team will know you mean business if you are 169 00:08:03,944 --> 00:08:07,241 ruthless enough to crush your twin's fake dream. 170 00:08:07,242 --> 00:08:10,682 Liv, that's actually kind of brilliant. 171 00:08:10,683 --> 00:08:15,003 And I do love the idea of firing you. 172 00:08:15,688 --> 00:08:17,622 [Whistle blows] 173 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:20,158 Listen up, Lady Porcupines. 174 00:08:20,159 --> 00:08:24,137 We have the tournament in Chicago in three weeks. 175 00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:28,132 This retreat is about coming together and becoming a real team. 176 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,536 Yeah, that means if a girl puts herself out on the line... 177 00:08:31,537 --> 00:08:35,640 Like, say, in front of the Principal... 178 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,369 You better back her up. 179 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:41,613 So to get us started, I got us all team bracelets. 180 00:08:41,614 --> 00:08:43,216 Got your back. 181 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:45,137 Cool. 182 00:08:45,536 --> 00:08:47,309 Mine broke. 183 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:49,335 You know what? It's okay. I have plenty extra. 184 00:08:49,336 --> 00:08:51,591 I had to buy like 500 to get the discount, so... 185 00:08:51,592 --> 00:08:52,890 How about some passing drills? 186 00:08:52,891 --> 00:08:55,304 - Hold up, Dad. One more thing. - Yeah? 187 00:08:55,305 --> 00:08:56,857 We have a new teammate. 188 00:08:56,858 --> 00:08:59,666 Great. Can she play center? 189 00:08:59,667 --> 00:09:01,853 We got no "D" if Willow goes down. 190 00:09:01,854 --> 00:09:05,094 Willow doesn't go down! 191 00:09:06,102 --> 00:09:09,871 Please, everybody, welcome all the way from Hollywood... 192 00:09:09,872 --> 00:09:12,212 Liv Rooney. 193 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,470 [Applause] 194 00:09:17,617 --> 00:09:19,484 Thank you. 195 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:21,791 It is an honor! 196 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:26,513 To be nominated in the same category as these other very talented women. 197 00:09:26,514 --> 00:09:28,560 [Light clapping] 198 00:09:28,561 --> 00:09:30,481 Okay. 199 00:09:30,496 --> 00:09:31,763 Welcome aboard, Liv. 200 00:09:31,764 --> 00:09:33,984 [Whimpers] 201 00:09:34,867 --> 00:09:38,047 So, Hollywood big shot. 202 00:09:38,158 --> 00:09:40,344 What position do you play? 203 00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:42,032 Oh. [Giggles] 204 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:45,153 I'm usually the lead. 205 00:09:45,595 --> 00:09:48,417 Great job, team. Great job. 206 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:49,814 Anybody need water? 207 00:09:49,815 --> 00:09:51,675 Ooh! 208 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:54,586 Dad, we seriously need a new water cooler. 209 00:09:54,587 --> 00:09:57,954 Not in the budget. Got some juice boxes the garage. 210 00:09:57,955 --> 00:09:59,229 Captain's in charge. 211 00:09:59,230 --> 00:10:01,726 Okay, everybody, let's start with some layups. 212 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,066 Liv, you first. Catch. 213 00:10:03,067 --> 00:10:06,598 No, sorry. I'm not touching that ball. 214 00:10:06,599 --> 00:10:08,633 It's heavy and it's just... 215 00:10:08,634 --> 00:10:10,971 [Laughs] It's such a boring color. 216 00:10:10,972 --> 00:10:15,413 Liv, being on this team requires hard work. 217 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,977 And if you're not up for that, then maybe you're not cut out for this. 218 00:10:18,978 --> 00:10:20,453 Wait. 219 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,734 Are you... 220 00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:26,135 Kicking me off the team? 221 00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:29,647 I'm devastated. 222 00:10:29,648 --> 00:10:30,955 Devastated. 223 00:10:30,956 --> 00:10:32,483 Liv, I'm the Captain. 224 00:10:32,484 --> 00:10:34,530 I've made my decision. 225 00:10:34,531 --> 00:10:35,432 Go. 226 00:10:35,433 --> 00:10:40,153 Attention officially grabbed. Step one, complete. 227 00:10:40,154 --> 00:10:42,194 I see. 228 00:10:42,463 --> 00:10:46,483 Don't cry for me, Lady Porcupines. 229 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:51,215 I'll be all right. 230 00:10:51,216 --> 00:10:53,316 Somehow. 231 00:10:54,558 --> 00:10:56,351 You can't kick Liv off the team. 232 00:10:56,352 --> 00:10:58,287 - I can't? - She can't? 233 00:10:58,288 --> 00:10:59,684 Willow's right. 234 00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:02,317 Liv is terrible, but she'll learn. 235 00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,026 We all had to. 236 00:11:04,027 --> 00:11:05,441 She's our teammate now. 237 00:11:05,442 --> 00:11:07,743 And we have to back her up. 238 00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:11,044 Just like you said, man. 239 00:11:12,078 --> 00:11:14,544 I did say that, didn't I? 240 00:11:14,545 --> 00:11:17,845 Mm! Why did I say that? 241 00:11:19,572 --> 00:11:21,467 Okay. 242 00:11:21,468 --> 00:11:24,516 Liv, I guess you are... 243 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,532 Back on the team. 244 00:11:26,533 --> 00:11:29,113 [Strained] Yay. 245 00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:33,666 Team: One, two, three, go Porcupines! 246 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,947 Porcupines! 247 00:11:38,607 --> 00:11:40,647 [Music] 248 00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:57,992 Boys: [Whispering] The itsy bitsy spider. 249 00:11:57,993 --> 00:12:01,353 Went up the waterspout. 250 00:12:01,762 --> 00:12:03,650 Down came... 251 00:12:03,651 --> 00:12:05,688 The rain... 252 00:12:05,689 --> 00:12:07,909 Crashing a girls' sleepover? 253 00:12:07,910 --> 00:12:09,227 Not cool, brahs. 254 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,426 [Nervous chuckle] 255 00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:12,369 Oh, she caught us. 256 00:12:12,370 --> 00:12:16,199 We were just trying to cause mischief. 257 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,204 Great, now I'm awake. 258 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,615 I need a snack. 259 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:24,293 Is it cool if we look through your sleeping bag while you're gone? 260 00:12:24,294 --> 00:12:30,194 I don't know what you're looking for, but I do know you look stupid doing it. 261 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,718 Liv, what are you doing in here? 262 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:36,259 Oh, I don't sleep in bags. 263 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:40,382 So listen, I'm sorry my plan kind of backfired and blew up in our faces today. 264 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:42,556 Liv, what are you talking about? 265 00:12:42,557 --> 00:12:45,991 I mean, I know it didn't go the way we thought it would but... 266 00:12:45,992 --> 00:12:48,178 When I saw the team rally around you, 267 00:12:48,179 --> 00:12:50,651 I saw passion for the first time. 268 00:12:50,652 --> 00:12:52,109 [Squeaks] 269 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,555 Faboosh. We are now officially ready for step two. 270 00:12:55,556 --> 00:12:57,347 Remind me what step two is again. 271 00:12:57,348 --> 00:12:59,141 Getting the team on the same page. 272 00:12:59,142 --> 00:13:01,865 - Perfect. First thing in the morn... - Tarantula! 273 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:04,566 [Girls screaming] 274 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,218 Yes! 275 00:13:09,219 --> 00:13:10,813 Caught another one. 276 00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:14,606 Joan, the troubled ringmaster from a broken home. 277 00:13:14,607 --> 00:13:16,100 Was it divorce? 278 00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:20,241 No, I literally stepped on her home. 279 00:13:23,557 --> 00:13:25,292 Okay, guys. 280 00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:27,863 Guys, you call these warm-ups? 281 00:13:27,864 --> 00:13:33,764 The first thing any opposing team is gonna see from us is how we warm up, right? 282 00:13:33,957 --> 00:13:38,139 They need to know that we think as one, play as one. 283 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:40,124 And win as one. 284 00:13:40,125 --> 00:13:45,431 We'll still go to the bathroom on our own though, right? 285 00:13:45,432 --> 00:13:47,952 [Bangs loudly] 286 00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,943 [Bangs three times] 287 00:13:50,944 --> 00:13:55,139 I want you all to reach deep into your soul... 288 00:13:55,140 --> 00:13:58,575 And find your inner warrior. 289 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:02,098 Who is she? What makes her so fierce? 290 00:14:02,099 --> 00:14:05,621 What accessories can we use to highlight... 291 00:14:05,622 --> 00:14:08,185 That fierceness? 292 00:14:08,186 --> 00:14:10,051 I have no clue what she's saying, 293 00:14:10,052 --> 00:14:15,952 but I'm listening because she seems confident and she carries a big stick. 294 00:14:19,231 --> 00:14:21,811 Take a moment. 295 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,528 Close your eyes. 296 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,740 I thought we were just gonna learn new warm-ups. 297 00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:36,441 It's a process. 298 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,910 Aah! Ewe. 299 00:14:41,452 --> 00:14:43,941 Why are these dishes all covered in cobwebs? 300 00:14:43,942 --> 00:14:44,995 [Chuckles] 301 00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:46,417 That's a... 302 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,364 That's so weird. 303 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:53,825 Yeah, you wouldn't expect tarantulas here in Wisconsin. 304 00:14:54,032 --> 00:14:55,080 [Sighs] 305 00:14:55,081 --> 00:14:58,553 I'm glad you guys are here. You can help me serve lunch. 306 00:14:58,554 --> 00:14:59,804 [Gasps] 307 00:14:59,805 --> 00:15:03,165 - It's beautiful. - Whoa. 308 00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:06,756 I'm feeding athletes. I went big. Here, help me take it outside. 309 00:15:06,757 --> 00:15:08,946 Parker, honey, can you open the door? 310 00:15:08,947 --> 00:15:11,503 Come and get it! 311 00:15:11,504 --> 00:15:16,234 Now this is for the team, but don't worry. You boys get leftovers. 312 00:15:16,235 --> 00:15:18,088 - Oh, oh, oh! - Lunch time! 313 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:19,051 [Girls clamoring] 314 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,660 Please, don't grab at it! Oh! 315 00:15:21,661 --> 00:15:23,597 At least let us set it down! 316 00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:25,818 [Shouting] 317 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,806 Oh. 318 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:36,347 This was a two-day retreat. 319 00:15:36,808 --> 00:15:40,488 Yeah, and we've been working on some new warm-ups that we want to show you. 320 00:15:40,489 --> 00:15:42,876 Ooh! Places. 321 00:15:42,877 --> 00:15:43,815 [Sighs] 322 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:47,827 Now remember, find your inner warrior. 323 00:15:47,828 --> 00:15:49,854 Five, six, seven, eight. 324 00:15:49,855 --> 00:15:50,855 Huh! 325 00:15:50,856 --> 00:15:51,903 Huh! 326 00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,728 Huh! Huh! Huh! 327 00:15:53,729 --> 00:15:55,949 Huh! Huh! 328 00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,449 Huh! Huh! 329 00:15:58,601 --> 00:16:00,566 Huuuh! 330 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,547 Huuuh! 331 00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,163 That was... 332 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:07,590 Amazing. 333 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,179 [Cheers] 334 00:16:09,180 --> 00:16:14,340 If Fickman could see you now, he'd never say no. 335 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,359 No. 336 00:16:18,063 --> 00:16:19,975 Now, if you'll excuse me, 337 00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:24,457 I have to finish barbecuing these exquisite steaks for the boys' team. 338 00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,858 They're having their retreat inside. 339 00:16:27,859 --> 00:16:29,455 Unacceptable. 340 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,441 We can't go to the Worciechowski Tournament in those uniforms you gave us. 341 00:16:32,442 --> 00:16:35,152 Oh, that is a problem. 342 00:16:35,153 --> 00:16:38,801 But I think I have a solution. 343 00:16:38,802 --> 00:16:40,537 You're not going to the tournament. 344 00:16:40,538 --> 00:16:43,344 What?! You can't do that. 345 00:16:43,345 --> 00:16:46,345 I think I just did. 346 00:16:48,169 --> 00:16:50,209 [Music] 347 00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:53,584 Okay, guys. We were shut down by Fickman again. 348 00:16:53,585 --> 00:16:55,430 And that was a real kick to the stomach. 349 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,798 But if he's not gonna help us, 350 00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:59,367 we're not gonna sit around and cry about it. Am I right? 351 00:16:59,368 --> 00:17:01,154 We're gonna help ourselves. 352 00:17:01,155 --> 00:17:05,535 Stains, would you come out here, please? 353 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,807 This is what Principal Fickman thinks we're worth. 354 00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:13,077 Are we gonna stand for this? 355 00:17:13,078 --> 00:17:15,598 Stains, catch. 356 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,953 This is madness! 357 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:25,901 I bet the boys don't worry about their pants falling off. 358 00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:28,926 - Are we gonna take this sitting down? - Willow doesn't go down! 359 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,936 - [Grunts] - [Grunts] 360 00:17:30,937 --> 00:17:31,956 [Bangs] 361 00:17:31,957 --> 00:17:34,402 Attention, Lady Groundhogs. 362 00:17:34,403 --> 00:17:36,658 Um, we're the Porcupines. 363 00:17:36,659 --> 00:17:38,819 Whatever. 364 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,521 Cue music. 365 00:17:40,522 --> 00:17:43,402 [Dance music plays] 366 00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:47,062 Behold your future uniforms. 367 00:17:47,063 --> 00:17:51,092 This sporty sport short looks great on the court or just sitting on the bench. 368 00:17:51,093 --> 00:17:53,865 That's me. I sit the bench. 369 00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,986 I'm gonna look great. 370 00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:58,658 [Clears throat] 371 00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:00,600 The B-Ball tank is perfect for all that dribbily, 372 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:03,304 drabbily, shooty stuff you girls love to do. 373 00:18:03,305 --> 00:18:05,481 Dunk-tastic, am I right? 374 00:18:05,482 --> 00:18:08,938 I want to get married in that. 375 00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:10,678 We need those uniforms. 376 00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:14,293 We can't let Fickman ruin Willow's wedding. 377 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,561 And we have our common goal. 378 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:19,206 Step three achieved. 379 00:18:19,207 --> 00:18:21,267 We're all ears, Captain. 380 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,087 How do we get 'em? 381 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:24,514 This is how. 382 00:18:24,515 --> 00:18:27,163 We're gonna raise money for those uniforms by selling 383 00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:30,064 these bracelets to the kids at school who do support us. 384 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,197 - Are you with me?! - All: Yeah! 385 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:34,745 Are we gonna tell Principal Fickman he can't push us around? 386 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:35,795 All: Yeah! 387 00:18:35,796 --> 00:18:38,345 Does everyone want stains to pull up her pants? 388 00:18:38,346 --> 00:18:40,266 Yeah! 389 00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:46,242 Parker, what are you doing? Stop. 390 00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:47,761 Eating a cricket. 391 00:18:47,762 --> 00:18:51,058 To catch a tarantula, you have to eat like a tarantula. 392 00:18:51,059 --> 00:18:53,958 Okay, and where did you hear that? 393 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:57,892 Oh, the man in my head. He comes up with all kinds of cool things. 394 00:18:57,893 --> 00:19:00,269 Oh, okay, yeah. No, please, carry on. 395 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,310 Stop! Put the bug down. 396 00:19:02,311 --> 00:19:04,935 What's going on? 397 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,288 Okay, fine. I'm tired of the lies. I... 398 00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:11,441 I brought home tarantulas from school, and they kind of sort of got out. 399 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:15,339 There are gross, hairy tarantulas crawling around our house somewhere? 400 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:18,061 Find them. Now. [Chuckles] 401 00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:19,778 I know this is completely in my head, 402 00:19:19,779 --> 00:19:23,938 but I feel like I can feel them crawling all over me. 403 00:19:23,939 --> 00:19:25,919 Mom... 404 00:19:26,229 --> 00:19:27,621 What is it? 405 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:30,259 Just... we love you. 406 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:33,334 Aw. I love you guys too. 407 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:35,735 [Blows kiss] 408 00:19:42,871 --> 00:19:44,705 Joke's on you, students. 409 00:19:44,706 --> 00:19:48,306 Mother's going to love this. 410 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:53,228 - Principal Fickman... - Too late. I've got dibs. 411 00:19:53,229 --> 00:19:54,482 Okay. 412 00:19:54,483 --> 00:19:57,058 The girls' basketball team decided that we weren't gonna wait for 413 00:19:57,059 --> 00:20:00,324 you to come through for us, so we took matters into our own hands. 414 00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:02,346 Are you with me Ridgewood High? 415 00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:03,757 Crowd: Yeah! 416 00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,327 Okay, what's going on? 417 00:20:05,328 --> 00:20:07,478 You're about to see steps four and five... 418 00:20:07,479 --> 00:20:09,807 Marching into battle and looking good doing it. 419 00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,392 Joey, cue my jam. 420 00:20:12,393 --> 00:20:15,213 [Rock music plays] 421 00:20:25,501 --> 00:20:27,901 [Loud clang] 422 00:20:36,422 --> 00:20:40,075 Thanks for the loaners, but we don't need these anymore. 423 00:20:40,076 --> 00:20:43,764 You said money only goes to the things the student body cares about. 424 00:20:43,765 --> 00:20:46,447 Well, look around. 425 00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:49,591 - I said look! - [Mouths] 426 00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:52,485 She meant look, please. 427 00:20:52,486 --> 00:20:55,009 We're working on manners. 428 00:20:55,010 --> 00:20:58,489 I hate to say it, but I have a new respect for you girls. 429 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,813 [Chuckles] 430 00:20:59,814 --> 00:21:02,683 Really hate to say it. 431 00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:06,954 Are you gonna send us to the Worciechowski Tournament? 432 00:21:06,955 --> 00:21:08,989 I can find room in the budget for that. 433 00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:11,510 [All cheering] 434 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:14,171 All right, make way, people. I've got to get to the yearbook folks 435 00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:18,042 and tell them I'm just gonna print last year's edition again. 436 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,763 Sorry, ninth graders, you lose. 437 00:21:21,842 --> 00:21:24,062 [Laughing] 438 00:21:24,278 --> 00:21:26,834 Wait, I'm a ninth grader. 439 00:21:26,835 --> 00:21:28,529 That was the best picture I've ever taken. 440 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:31,458 Wait, please, stop, no! 441 00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,911 Nice work. 442 00:21:32,912 --> 00:21:36,225 My porcupine quills feel a little sharper because of you, Captain. 443 00:21:36,226 --> 00:21:38,326 [Grunts] 444 00:21:38,947 --> 00:21:42,349 We really have to thank Liv. 445 00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:46,956 I can't believe I'm saying this, but you are the best teammate I've ever had. 446 00:21:46,957 --> 00:21:49,626 I mean, I never could have rallied the team without you. 447 00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:52,417 Maddie, that's so sweet. 448 00:21:52,418 --> 00:21:55,339 We both know I'm quitting though, right? 449 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:59,981 - I already cleaned out your fake locker. - [Mouths] 450 00:21:59,982 --> 00:22:04,722 All right, Fighting Porcupines, let's bounce. 451 00:22:13,118 --> 00:22:15,158 [Music] 452 00:22:26,761 --> 00:22:28,098 Hey, Joey. 453 00:22:28,099 --> 00:22:30,994 It was fun hanging at your place this weekend. 454 00:22:30,995 --> 00:22:34,687 That's a cool sandwich you're eating. 455 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:38,228 I am not eating a sandwich. 456 00:22:38,807 --> 00:22:44,274 I know, but when I practiced this moment at home, I imagined it going down at lunch. 457 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,915 Okay, uh, so... 458 00:22:47,153 --> 00:22:48,695 What... 459 00:22:48,696 --> 00:22:51,156 Is happening? 460 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,662 I heart you. 461 00:22:54,663 --> 00:22:57,063 Do you now? 462 00:22:57,554 --> 00:23:00,114 Do you heart me back? 463 00:23:00,115 --> 00:23:03,150 Not quite sure what to say. 464 00:23:03,151 --> 00:23:04,865 I didn't hear a no. 465 00:23:04,866 --> 00:23:08,374 This man is my property! I own Joey Rooney! 466 00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:12,343 And I will crush anyone I catch looking at him! 467 00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:16,604 Does that make you feel protected and secure? 468 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:19,965 Oddly, yes. Yes, it does. 469 00:23:20,019 --> 00:23:21,982 Good-bye, my little man. 470 00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:25,854 - [Blows kiss] - [Nervous chuckle] 471 00:23:25,855 --> 00:23:31,755 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 472 00:23:31,805 --> 00:23:36,355 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34015

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