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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,237 --> 00:00:03,407 Wa-cha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:03,442 --> 00:00:06,804 [Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: 3 00:00:06,805 --> 00:00:09,734 Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts] 4 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:10,567 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:13,477 Hear the legends of the kung fu panda 6 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:16,847 [Scatting] 7 00:00:16,882 --> 00:00:18,687 Raised in a noodle shop 8 00:00:18,722 --> 00:00:20,317 never seeking glory or fame 9 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,657 he climbed the mountaintop 10 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:23,827 and earned the Dragon Warrior name 11 00:00:23,862 --> 00:00:25,187 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:25,222 --> 00:00:26,947 kung fu panda 13 00:00:26,957 --> 00:00:30,167 [Scatting] 14 00:00:30,202 --> 00:00:33,197 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 15 00:00:33,232 --> 00:00:36,607 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 16 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:38,307 kung fu panda 17 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:41,377 [Scatting] 18 00:00:41,412 --> 00:00:43,707 he lives and he trains and he fights 19 00:00:43,742 --> 00:00:45,107 with the Furious Five 20 00:00:45,142 --> 00:00:46,467 protect the valley, something, something 21 00:00:46,477 --> 00:00:48,147 something, something alive 22 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,687 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:49,722 --> 00:00:53,017 kung fu panda 24 00:00:53,052 --> 00:00:55,154 legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,700 Sweet! 26 00:00:56,752 --> 00:01:00,297 [Pan flute] 27 00:01:00,738 --> 00:01:03,578 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 28 00:01:07,530 --> 00:01:08,770 [Shifu] When I was young, 29 00:01:08,805 --> 00:01:10,240 there was someone at the Jade Palace 30 00:01:10,275 --> 00:01:12,440 who always looked out for me. 31 00:01:12,475 --> 00:01:16,180 His name was Xinshi, and he was my friend. 32 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,260 We were inseparable. 33 00:01:30,295 --> 00:01:33,460 He was the only one who could make me laugh. 34 00:01:33,495 --> 00:01:35,560 [Po] Wait, wait, wait, wait. You laughed? 35 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:38,330 Eventually Xinshi left to work for the Emperor. 36 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:41,270 I haven't seen him in years, but we've kept in touch. 37 00:01:41,305 --> 00:01:44,100 Not long ago, Temutai and his Qidan warriors 38 00:01:44,135 --> 00:01:45,730 were planning to attack China. 39 00:01:45,740 --> 00:01:48,640 Man, I hate it when people attack China! 40 00:01:48,675 --> 00:01:51,610 Xinshi caught wind of the plot, and it was foiled. 41 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:53,650 Temutai has sworn revenge. 42 00:01:53,685 --> 00:01:56,210 So we're going to protect your buddy. [Chuckles] 43 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:58,220 Anybody gets near him, and I'll be like, 44 00:01:58,255 --> 00:01:59,600 "What? What?" 45 00:01:59,601 --> 00:02:02,290 [Yelling] 46 00:02:02,325 --> 00:02:05,020 Yes! But first we have to find him. 47 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:06,650 Xinshi has gone into hiding. 48 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,600 I'm expecting a message from him with his location, 49 00:02:09,635 --> 00:02:12,630 but Zeng is late, again, as usual. 50 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:16,200 - Come on, Zeng does his best. - Which isn't good enough. 51 00:02:16,235 --> 00:02:19,000 - He's less reliable than that chair. - Wait, this? 52 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:20,170 Crash! 53 00:02:20,205 --> 00:02:21,410 [Glass shatters] 54 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,280 Let's go find Zeng. 55 00:02:25,315 --> 00:02:27,980 Who knows what kind of trouble he's gotten himself into. 56 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,620 [Screaming] 57 00:02:30,655 --> 00:02:36,020 You discontinued the spicy noodles? Those were my favorite. 58 00:02:36,055 --> 00:02:39,230 You will eat plain noodles and like it, lucky! 59 00:02:39,265 --> 00:02:42,588 - Zeng! - Master Shifu. 60 00:02:42,765 --> 00:02:44,130 Uh, I was just bringing you the... 61 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,830 In the middle of delivering a life or death message, 62 00:02:46,865 --> 00:02:49,700 - you stopped for a snack?! - But I was just... 63 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:53,370 Of all the inept, blundering, useless, incompetent, 64 00:02:53,405 --> 00:02:57,240 bumbling, selfish, dunderheaded, dimwitted, self-serving, 65 00:02:57,275 --> 00:02:59,840 - idiotic... - It was my lunch break! 66 00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:02,520 I do, and I do, and I do for you. 67 00:03:02,555 --> 00:03:04,280 I deliver messages. I mop the floor. 68 00:03:04,315 --> 00:03:07,220 - I massage your feet! - Ew. 69 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,890 I just traveled over 200 miles with your stupid message, 70 00:03:09,925 --> 00:03:13,130 and all I want is my spicy noodles. 71 00:03:13,165 --> 00:03:15,030 Can't you even let me have that? 72 00:03:15,065 --> 00:03:17,730 No! I need that message now. 73 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:21,430 Relax. I got it right here, okay? 74 00:03:21,465 --> 00:03:26,270 - Nothing's gonna happen to it. - At last. 75 00:03:26,305 --> 00:03:28,870 I have the location of the treacherous Xinshi. 76 00:03:28,905 --> 00:03:33,850 - My revenge will be sweet! - Not if I have... Ah! 77 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:39,020 It's polite to let him finish. But I value your enthusiasm! 78 00:03:39,055 --> 00:03:40,020 Ah! 79 00:03:40,055 --> 00:03:41,020 [Shouts] 80 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:43,060 - Stop that! - Huh? 81 00:03:43,095 --> 00:03:44,620 No more kung fu fights in here! 82 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,860 [Both] Hmm. 83 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,560 - We'll take that message. - I don't think so! 84 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:55,030 Come on, boys. My knuckles are hungry. 85 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:57,040 Yah! Yah! Ooh! 86 00:03:57,075 --> 00:04:00,040 [Both grunting] 87 00:04:00,075 --> 00:04:01,480 Wah-ya! 88 00:04:02,515 --> 00:04:05,570 - Ah! - Keep away! 89 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:09,236 Raaah! 90 00:04:09,385 --> 00:04:10,750 - Cha! - Ooh! 91 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,630 [Laughing] 92 00:04:22,665 --> 00:04:27,270 Time to choose: the message or the messenger! 93 00:04:27,305 --> 00:04:29,740 Ah! 94 00:04:29,775 --> 00:04:32,400 - Zeng! Get out of there! - I can't! 95 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,380 Ugh! 96 00:04:38,540 --> 00:04:40,570 Shifu! 97 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,090 We will make Xinshi pay for what he has done. 98 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:50,921 Pay the ultimate... price! 99 00:04:51,455 --> 00:04:53,420 [Groaning] 100 00:04:57,860 --> 00:04:59,930 Oh! 101 00:04:59,965 --> 00:05:02,270 Whoa. 102 00:05:02,305 --> 00:05:04,970 You okay, Shifu? 103 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,840 What do you think? 104 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,100 This is all due to your incompetence" 105 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:15,080 Now po will have to find Xinshi and protect him without me. 106 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,980 If anything happens to him... [Groans] 107 00:05:18,015 --> 00:05:20,540 What do you have to say for yourself? 108 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:26,130 - I was really hungry? - Not good enough! 109 00:05:26,165 --> 00:05:29,132 Pack your things, and the Jade Palace 110 00:05:29,133 --> 00:05:32,100 no longer requires your so-called services. 111 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:37,830 - Whoa, Shifu, don't you think... - You're... Zou're firing me?" 112 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:40,740 Of course I am, and it's been a long time coming. 113 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:43,280 Oh, yeah? Well, you're fired... 114 00:05:43,315 --> 00:05:46,040 - from my life! - Very well, then. 115 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:46,980 Huh? 116 00:05:48,950 --> 00:05:51,880 [Sobbing and honking] 117 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:00,990 [Sobbing and honking] 118 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,000 Hey, Zeng, sorry about that. 119 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,840 Come on, it's not that bad. 120 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:13,360 Of course it's that bad. How could it be worse? 121 00:06:13,370 --> 00:06:15,610 You could have had a huge water tower fall on you. 122 00:06:15,645 --> 00:06:18,580 [Sobbing] 123 00:06:18,615 --> 00:06:20,750 This could be a great thing. 124 00:06:20,785 --> 00:06:23,520 You've always said you were underappreciated as a messenger. 125 00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:27,820 Now you can be anything. The sky's the limit! 126 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,420 - Really? - Absolutely. 127 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:33,020 - A smart, capable duck like you. - I'm a goose. 128 00:06:33,030 --> 00:06:35,060 You could be a poet or a carpenter 129 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:37,700 - or a kung fu master or... - Ooh! 130 00:06:37,735 --> 00:06:41,070 Do you think really think I could be a kung fu master? 131 00:06:41,105 --> 00:06:45,470 Uh... hypothetically, yeah. 132 00:06:46,770 --> 00:06:48,810 [Sobbing] 133 00:06:48,845 --> 00:06:51,660 Of course you can! Look at you... 134 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:55,310 that perfect physique, that noble bearing. You're a natural! 135 00:06:55,345 --> 00:06:59,140 Well, I guess if an overweight, ungainly panda 136 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:03,620 can be a kung fun master, I can too. I mean, just look at you. 137 00:07:03,655 --> 00:07:05,660 You're practically grotesque. 138 00:07:05,695 --> 00:07:07,290 [Chuckles] 139 00:07:07,325 --> 00:07:10,220 I'm gonna do it! That'll show Shifu! 140 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:14,700 Good... plan. Let me know how it goes. 141 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,000 Well, I got to head out and find that Xinshi guy. 142 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,400 - What are you doing? - If I'm gonna be a kung fu master, 143 00:07:22,410 --> 00:07:23,910 I want to start right away, 144 00:07:23,945 --> 00:07:27,680 and since this thing with Xinshi is partly my fault... 145 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,980 - Entirely. - I should help fix it. 146 00:07:30,015 --> 00:07:34,050 So let's go, fellow kung fu master buddy! 147 00:07:34,085 --> 00:07:35,680 Wah! Hoo! Whoo-hoo! 148 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:38,390 Yeah-zo-zoo! 149 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,860 Ooh, when I'm part of the Furious Five... 150 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:42,290 hoo, ha, huh, hoo, ha... 151 00:07:42,325 --> 00:07:45,150 I could boss around the Jade Palace staff like they do. 152 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:48,020 Did you know that Mantis makes me do his laundry? 153 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:49,560 I wash it in a teacup. 154 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,740 Hey, we'll have to change the name of the Furious Five. 155 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:55,210 How about the Savage Six? Ooh, it'll be so great! 156 00:07:55,245 --> 00:07:56,610 Ha! Wah! Yah! 157 00:07:56,645 --> 00:07:59,850 - Yeah, special. - So, fellow kung fu master, 158 00:07:59,885 --> 00:08:01,710 how are we gonna find Xinshi? 159 00:08:01,745 --> 00:08:03,910 Well, Temutai and his warriors went this way. 160 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,850 We just find some witnesses, ask a few questions... 161 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:09,693 Maybe those guys saw them. 162 00:08:09,855 --> 00:08:11,960 When I get through with them, 163 00:08:11,995 --> 00:08:15,060 they'll be begging to tell us what they know. 164 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:18,200 It's time for Zeng to bring the pain. 165 00:08:18,235 --> 00:08:20,570 Oh, no. Zeng! Zeng! No! 166 00:08:20,605 --> 00:08:23,300 Kung fu Master Zeng is here. 167 00:08:23,335 --> 00:08:25,940 Who wants to get their butt kicked? 168 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:30,330 [Grunts] 169 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:33,010 Apparently kung fu Master Zeng does. 170 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,950 [Laughter] 171 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:46,040 I warn you, my wings are so dangerous, 172 00:08:46,075 --> 00:08:48,010 I'm afraid to scratch myself! 173 00:08:48,045 --> 00:08:50,310 Ah! 174 00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:51,480 [Groans] 175 00:08:51,515 --> 00:08:53,080 A tough guy, huh? 176 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,920 Wah! Ya-ya-ya! Hoo-ah! 177 00:08:55,955 --> 00:08:57,250 Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 178 00:08:57,285 --> 00:08:59,120 You know what? I got to stop you there. 179 00:08:59,155 --> 00:09:02,250 This is just getting sad. 180 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:04,350 - What? - Looking for this? 181 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:09,650 - Hey, my mom gave me that! - Oh, sorry. 182 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,650 - Wah-za! - Ooh! 183 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:13,190 [Shouting] 184 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,270 Zeng! 185 00:09:16,030 --> 00:09:17,030 Oh! 186 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,140 [Laughs] 187 00:09:18,175 --> 00:09:20,270 [All grunting] 188 00:09:20,305 --> 00:09:23,380 Easy! 189 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:27,280 - Wah! - Oh! 190 00:09:30,550 --> 00:09:32,380 Enough! 191 00:09:32,415 --> 00:09:35,210 We need to know if you've seen some Qidan warriors. 192 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,560 [Groaning] 193 00:09:36,595 --> 00:09:39,760 Yeah, they were heading East into the desert. 194 00:09:39,795 --> 00:09:43,450 - Why didn't you just ask? - I don't know. 195 00:09:43,460 --> 00:09:45,970 Why didn't we? 196 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:49,800 [Sobbing and honking] 197 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,680 Hey, come on. Cut it out. 198 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,450 I ruined everything back there. 199 00:10:02,485 --> 00:10:06,550 I-I thought I could be a kung fu master. Ha! 200 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:09,910 - Well... - I was a joke. 201 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:14,630 - No, no, no, no. You did great. - No, I didn't! I was terrible! 202 00:10:14,665 --> 00:10:15,930 [Honks] 203 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,400 [Sobbing] 204 00:10:17,435 --> 00:10:20,100 Look, I know you think you got shoved around and beat up 205 00:10:20,135 --> 00:10:22,270 and couldn't fight at all and... 206 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:23,770 and... and... 207 00:10:23,805 --> 00:10:27,210 that's just how it seemed because it was your first fight, 208 00:10:27,245 --> 00:10:29,270 but really you're awesome. 209 00:10:29,305 --> 00:10:31,300 Remember when you set me up for that move 210 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,580 by letting that guy swing you around? 211 00:10:33,615 --> 00:10:37,640 - [Sniffling] I did? - Sure, that was amazing, buddy. 212 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:41,390 - Classic kung fu master stuff. - It... it was? 213 00:10:41,425 --> 00:10:44,160 Totally. You were like all, "bam! Pow!" 214 00:10:44,195 --> 00:10:46,090 And those guys were terrified of you. 215 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:47,930 [Chuckles] They were, weren't they? 216 00:10:47,965 --> 00:10:49,530 You were kicking butt. 217 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,430 No, you're just saying that to cheer me up. 218 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:54,230 - You don't want to know. - Yeah! 219 00:10:54,265 --> 00:10:55,720 - Who's the best? - I am. 220 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:58,430 - Who's the best?! - I am! 221 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,070 Thanks, Po. I feel so much better. 222 00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:06,200 Now, let's find Xinshi and protect his brains out. 223 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:13,980 Whoa-oh-oh-oh! 224 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:16,810 Look. 225 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:17,820 [All grunting] 226 00:11:17,855 --> 00:11:19,650 That's Temutai's rear guard. 227 00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:23,160 If we follow them from a distance and... 228 00:11:23,195 --> 00:11:27,630 - Oh, no. - [yelling] I am the best! 229 00:11:27,665 --> 00:11:30,330 Zeng! 230 00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:33,070 I'm just saying that as part of the rear guard, 231 00:11:33,105 --> 00:11:34,670 I feel unappreciated. 232 00:11:34,705 --> 00:11:37,630 Temutai says rear guard is important too. 233 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,500 But the fact that he has to say it, you know? 234 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:43,520 - That means something. - Kung fu master Zen... 235 00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:48,920 Hey, I've always wanted to hurt a duck. 236 00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:52,390 - I'm a goose. - Ha! Tell us where Xinshi is, 237 00:11:52,425 --> 00:11:54,430 - and no one gets hurt. - Too late. 238 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,830 Huh! 239 00:11:55,865 --> 00:11:56,760 Oh! 240 00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:01,200 - Whoa. - Ha! 241 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,430 Ah! 242 00:12:10,910 --> 00:12:11,840 Ow! 243 00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:14,570 Ah! 244 00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:19,210 Wah! Ya-ya-ya! Ooh-ah! 245 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:20,150 Zeng! 246 00:12:21,990 --> 00:12:23,620 [Grumbling] 247 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:25,290 Huh! Ooh! 248 00:12:25,325 --> 00:12:26,290 Yah! 249 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:28,630 [Moaning] 250 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:31,000 - Xinshi. Where? - Yeah. 251 00:12:31,035 --> 00:12:33,570 Yangzhou township, a few miles that way. 252 00:12:33,605 --> 00:12:35,330 Yes! We did it, buddy! 253 00:12:35,365 --> 00:12:38,830 Whoo-hoo! We are the masters. 254 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,440 [Yelling] 255 00:12:41,475 --> 00:12:44,952 [All screaming] [Grunts] 256 00:12:48,980 --> 00:12:50,850 Wow. That was something. 257 00:12:50,885 --> 00:12:52,280 Check me out. 258 00:12:52,315 --> 00:12:55,180 I guess I have a powerful kung fu master kick, huh? 259 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,390 [Laughs] 260 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:59,220 No! You're not a kung fu master. 261 00:12:59,255 --> 00:13:03,230 - You're not an anything master! - But you said... 262 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:06,270 I said what I had to say to cheer you up. 263 00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:07,870 I felt sorry for you, okay? 264 00:13:07,905 --> 00:13:10,440 But you weren't supposed to take it seriously. 265 00:13:10,475 --> 00:13:13,570 And you weren't supposed to trap me under a giant rock! 266 00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:18,410 - So... you were lying. - I... 267 00:13:18,445 --> 00:13:20,710 I just wanted to make you feel better. 268 00:13:20,745 --> 00:13:24,350 You just... you really aren't good at kung fu. 269 00:13:24,385 --> 00:13:25,980 Really. 270 00:13:26,015 --> 00:13:31,590 - A lot. - Oh, well, that's... 271 00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,530 good to know. For a little while there 272 00:13:34,565 --> 00:13:37,560 I thought I wasn't completely useless. 273 00:13:37,595 --> 00:13:39,690 Thanks for setting me straight! 274 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:41,300 [Sobbing] Zeng, no. 275 00:13:41,335 --> 00:13:43,040 I mean, I didn't... I didn't mean to... 276 00:13:43,075 --> 00:13:45,040 Wait, Zeng. Zeng! 277 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,510 Zeng, I'm trapped here! 278 00:13:46,545 --> 00:13:49,710 You told that guy he could be a good kung fu master? 279 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:54,410 - He was crying. - He's crying now, so good job. 280 00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:56,780 - [Sighs] I just wanted to help. - How is that helping? 281 00:13:56,815 --> 00:13:58,750 The guy has to deal with reality. 282 00:13:58,785 --> 00:14:02,220 - Lying to him only makes it worse. - What are you, my dad? 283 00:14:02,255 --> 00:14:03,520 You weren't trying to help him. 284 00:14:03,555 --> 00:14:05,520 You were just uncomfortable with his crying, 285 00:14:05,555 --> 00:14:07,220 so you lied to shut him up. 286 00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:11,130 You think you're a good guy, but you're nothing but a selfish liar. 287 00:14:11,165 --> 00:14:13,030 [Shouting] 288 00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,990 - Oh. - I am a good guy. 289 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,600 Yeah, man. Y-Y-You're a great guy. 290 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:25,110 Uh, I got to find Zeng before he gets himself hurt. 291 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,850 So... who's up for a sing-along? 292 00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:34,352 [Sobbing and honking] 293 00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,760 What's the point? Why even go on? 294 00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:45,786 I'm worthless. [Crying] 295 00:14:46,505 --> 00:14:49,230 I can't do anything. 296 00:14:49,265 --> 00:14:52,630 [Crying] 297 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,180 - May I help you? - No one can help me. 298 00:14:57,215 --> 00:14:59,010 I'm beyond help. 299 00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:03,720 [Sobbing and honking] 300 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:06,520 Wait. That's a Jade Palace uniform. 301 00:15:06,555 --> 00:15:08,620 - Did Shifu send you? - What? 302 00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:10,920 Wait. Is this Yangzhou? 303 00:15:10,955 --> 00:15:14,360 - Are you Xinshi? - Yes, and yes. 304 00:15:14,395 --> 00:15:17,660 [Gasps] I found you. I... I did something right! 305 00:15:17,695 --> 00:15:20,090 I did something right! 306 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:25,470 - We got to get out of here now! - Why? What's the problem? 307 00:15:25,505 --> 00:15:27,010 There they are! Get 'em! 308 00:15:29,570 --> 00:15:32,900 Oh. That's the problem. 309 00:15:35,650 --> 00:15:38,650 [All shouting] 310 00:15:38,685 --> 00:15:40,520 We're sitting ducks here in the open. 311 00:15:40,555 --> 00:15:41,650 - Geese. - Huh? 312 00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:45,760 Never mind. Don't worry. I'll fly you out of here. 313 00:15:45,795 --> 00:15:48,190 [Groaning] 314 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:54,500 All you're doing is making me self-conscious about my weight. 315 00:15:54,535 --> 00:15:56,800 Sorry. Maybe we should run. 316 00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,910 [All shouting] 317 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:16,360 - Ah, this is all my fault! - You can't blame yourself. 318 00:16:16,395 --> 00:16:19,690 I was delivering your message to Shifu, and I took a lunch break, 319 00:16:19,725 --> 00:16:22,090 and Temutai stole it from me. 320 00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:24,890 [Sobbing and honking] 321 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,970 [Honk echoing] [Grunts] 322 00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:30,100 [All shouting] 323 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:37,440 Oh, no. 324 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,110 Ha! 325 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,650 Look, they'll have to squeeze through one at a time. 326 00:16:47,685 --> 00:16:49,050 Maybe you can fight them off. 327 00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:51,410 Me? Why don't you fight them off? 328 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,980 You're from the Jade Palace. 329 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:54,690 - So are you. - Yeah, but... 330 00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:56,790 [Both] I'm just a messenger. 331 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,030 I thought you were a kung fu master. 332 00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:01,270 Hang on. [clears throat] If you're just a messenger, 333 00:17:01,305 --> 00:17:02,900 how did you stop a war? 334 00:17:02,935 --> 00:17:06,070 I delivered a message that foiled Temutai's battle plans. 335 00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:07,010 Huh! 336 00:17:09,970 --> 00:17:12,830 I can't fight, but I can slap pretty good. 337 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,880 Then let us go down slapping together, my friend. 338 00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,120 [Both shout] 339 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,130 [Both grunting] 340 00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:32,260 Yah! 341 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:40,010 - Temutai says you must pay. - Heads up! 342 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,010 Wha-ha! 343 00:17:43,045 --> 00:17:45,540 - Ooh! - One down. 344 00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:47,240 42 to go. 345 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,250 Huh! 346 00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:51,320 [Grunting] 347 00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:54,490 - I'm sorry I let you down, Po. - I let you down. 348 00:17:54,525 --> 00:17:57,290 You needed help, and all I did was lie to cheer you up. 349 00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:59,260 I'm sorry. 350 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:02,630 That's okay. So, um, how can we help? 351 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,630 I don't know. Maybe stack these guys? 352 00:18:04,665 --> 00:18:06,700 They're starting to pile up. 353 00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:09,500 Yah! 354 00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:11,100 [Both grunting] 355 00:18:13,770 --> 00:18:15,293 Raah! 356 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,710 - Ooh. - Ah! 357 00:18:20,745 --> 00:18:24,180 [All grunting] 358 00:18:24,215 --> 00:18:25,780 [Panting] 359 00:18:25,815 --> 00:18:27,680 [Snarls] 360 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,620 Ooh! 361 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:35,290 [All moaning] 362 00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:39,360 Yah! 363 00:18:41,730 --> 00:18:44,040 Are we... done here? 364 00:18:44,075 --> 00:18:47,810 - There's just one more. - Ah! 365 00:18:47,845 --> 00:18:50,510 Xinshi, face the wrath of Temutai... 366 00:18:50,545 --> 00:18:52,586 Warrior King of the Qidan! 367 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:58,480 - You'll have to get through me first. - Okay. 368 00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:00,810 Ah! [Groans] 369 00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:03,220 [Laughing maniacally] 370 00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:04,720 Oh! 371 00:19:04,755 --> 00:19:05,880 Ooh! 372 00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,530 [Groans] 373 00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,460 Ooh! 374 00:19:12,495 --> 00:19:15,560 [Shouts] 375 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:16,500 Ooh! 376 00:19:19,270 --> 00:19:20,210 Whoa! 377 00:19:25,810 --> 00:19:28,050 That's it. I got to do something. 378 00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:32,320 - But, Zeng... - Don't worry, Master Po. I got this. 379 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,910 Hi-ya! 380 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:46,690 [Laughing maniacally] 381 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:49,870 - Looks like your duck was a chicken. - Goose. 382 00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:52,970 Temutai, let the Dragon Warrior go. 383 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:58,130 - It's me you want revenge on. - Actually I hate both of you. 384 00:19:58,140 --> 00:20:00,910 Give me a sec to finish him, and then I'll be right with you! 385 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,620 [Panting] 386 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:14,290 Temutai! I have defeated you, 387 00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:18,300 with the power of competent messenger-ing. 388 00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:20,630 [Laughing maniacally] 389 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,560 Oh, dang. 390 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,710 [All shouting] 391 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,480 Great job, Zeng, but how did you get them here so fast? 392 00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:37,880 A good messenger never reveals his secrets. 393 00:20:37,915 --> 00:20:40,820 [All grunting, punching sounds] 394 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,150 So I thought Zeng was a kung fu master, 395 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,590 and he thought I was. 396 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,650 [Laughs] 397 00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:54,620 Oh, tea out the nose. Just like old times. 398 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:58,570 - Wait. I'm not drinking tea. - Master Shifu. 399 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:02,610 Um, I know I let you down, and I'm sorry. 400 00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:07,150 But what I do here is important. 401 00:21:07,185 --> 00:21:09,610 I need you to take me seriously. 402 00:21:14,020 --> 00:21:15,520 You're right, Zeng. 403 00:21:15,555 --> 00:21:17,720 I haven't always shown you the respect you deserve. 404 00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:21,030 I apologize. 405 00:21:21,065 --> 00:21:24,190 I'd like to offer you your old job back, if you'll take it. 406 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,530 Thank you. I accept. 407 00:21:26,565 --> 00:21:30,200 And I'd like to offer you your old job back. 408 00:21:30,235 --> 00:21:32,640 - Hmm? - In my life. 409 00:21:32,675 --> 00:21:35,770 I also accept. Excellent. 410 00:21:35,805 --> 00:21:38,510 Now if you could just mop up this tea, or whatever it is. 411 00:21:38,545 --> 00:21:40,280 Sorry, on my lunch break. 412 00:21:40,315 --> 00:21:43,750 [Laughing] On his lunch break. 413 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:46,220 He was joking, right? 414 00:21:46,255 --> 00:21:47,150 [Together] Nope. 415 00:21:47,593 --> 00:21:50,064 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 416 00:21:50,114 --> 00:21:54,664 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29382

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