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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:15,276 Wa-cha! Ha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:15,277 --> 00:00:18,475 [Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: 3 00:00:18,476 --> 00:00:21,294 Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts] 4 00:00:21,295 --> 00:00:22,063 [gong rings] 5 00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:24,855 Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda 6 00:00:24,856 --> 00:00:28,060 [Scatting] 7 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,810 Raised in a noodle shop 8 00:00:29,811 --> 00:00:31,361 never seeking glory or fame 9 00:00:31,362 --> 00:00:32,635 he climbed the mountaintop 10 00:00:32,636 --> 00:00:34,699 and earned the Dragon Warrior name 11 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:35,993 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,643 Kung Fu Panda 13 00:00:37,644 --> 00:00:40,730 [Scatting] 14 00:00:40,731 --> 00:00:43,612 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 15 00:00:43,613 --> 00:00:46,855 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 16 00:00:46,856 --> 00:00:48,472 Kung Fu Panda 17 00:00:48,473 --> 00:00:51,392 [Scatting] 18 00:00:51,393 --> 00:00:53,608 he lives and he trains and he fights 19 00:00:53,609 --> 00:00:54,940 with the Furious Five 20 00:00:54,941 --> 00:00:56,210 protect the valley, something, something 21 00:00:56,211 --> 00:00:57,831 something, something alive 22 00:00:57,832 --> 00:00:59,296 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 23 00:00:59,297 --> 00:01:02,464 Kung Fu Panda 24 00:01:02,465 --> 00:01:04,496 Legends of Awesomeness 25 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:06,008 Sweet! 26 00:01:06,017 --> 00:01:08,679 [Pan flute] 27 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:13,763 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 28 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:19,014 Okay, Po. The name of the game is "who hit me?" 29 00:01:19,006 --> 00:01:22,242 - All you do is go... - I need silence! 30 00:01:22,234 --> 00:01:23,978 My other senses are reaching out, 31 00:01:23,974 --> 00:01:26,575 expanding my mind to anticipate every possible... 32 00:01:26,568 --> 00:01:27,964 Uh! Ugh! 33 00:01:27,961 --> 00:01:29,769 Oh! Uh! 34 00:01:29,765 --> 00:01:30,780 Aah! 35 00:01:30,778 --> 00:01:31,729 Whoa, aah! 36 00:01:31,727 --> 00:01:34,551 Ooh! Ooh! Ow. 37 00:01:34,544 --> 00:01:36,701 Maybe we should go over the rules. 38 00:01:36,696 --> 00:01:39,805 Gather round. [Groans] 39 00:01:39,797 --> 00:01:41,350 General Tsin is out at the grain mill 40 00:01:41,346 --> 00:01:43,503 on one of his delusional rampages. 41 00:01:43,498 --> 00:01:45,498 General Tsin? We gotta help him! 42 00:01:45,493 --> 00:01:47,681 Help him? The man is a menace. 43 00:01:47,676 --> 00:01:50,499 Yeah, one big, steaming cup of cray-cray. 44 00:01:50,492 --> 00:01:53,951 Maybe, but he's still one of China's most legendary heroes. 45 00:01:53,942 --> 00:01:56,353 He defeated the barbarian horde at Ye Man Ren. 46 00:01:56,347 --> 00:01:57,742 He rescued the crimson princess 47 00:01:57,739 --> 00:01:59,580 from her captors atop Shan Yue Mountain. 48 00:01:59,576 --> 00:02:03,129 He destroyed half of Beijing searching for a pair of comfortable slippers. 49 00:02:03,119 --> 00:02:06,006 Which he then married at a private ceremony in a ginkgo tree. 50 00:02:05,999 --> 00:02:08,833 Which he then burned to the ground. 51 00:02:11,346 --> 00:02:14,741 So he's a tad... eccentric. 52 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:18,732 Po, the general was a great man, but now he's dangerous. 53 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:22,020 You need to put your admiration aside and stop his rampage. 54 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,962 [Sighs] Okay. But let's take it easy on him. 55 00:02:24,955 --> 00:02:28,539 The general's getting on in years and has a frail constitution. 56 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:29,672 Hiyah! [Groans] 57 00:02:29,669 --> 00:02:32,493 Bring it on, you horny-plated ding doodles! 58 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:36,229 I step over punks tougher than you on my way to a fight! 59 00:02:36,219 --> 00:02:38,186 Oh, yeah. Real frail. 60 00:02:38,182 --> 00:02:40,594 [All grunting] 61 00:02:40,588 --> 00:02:42,078 Hot pagodas! 62 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,803 Prepare to face the cleansing face cream of justice! 63 00:02:44,796 --> 00:02:46,953 [All scream] 64 00:02:46,948 --> 00:02:48,280 Yah! 65 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:54,857 Guys, give me a minute. I can talk him down off the crazy train. 66 00:02:54,846 --> 00:02:57,003 Good luck with that. 67 00:02:56,997 --> 00:03:00,042 [Grunts] 68 00:03:00,035 --> 00:03:00,986 [Laughs] 69 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:03,428 General Tsin! Stop! 70 00:03:03,422 --> 00:03:06,943 Well, I'll be dipped in stuff that you dip stuff in. 71 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:08,013 Dragon Warrior! 72 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:10,421 - Good to see you, boy! - Yah! Ugh! 73 00:03:10,415 --> 00:03:11,746 [Chuckles] Yeah. Hey, general. 74 00:03:11,744 --> 00:03:13,394 - Uh, quick question. - Hyah! Uh! 75 00:03:13,390 --> 00:03:14,468 [Explosion] 76 00:03:14,466 --> 00:03:17,638 - What the heck are you doing? - No time for chitter chat. 77 00:03:17,629 --> 00:03:19,596 You gotta help me destroy this reeking den 78 00:03:19,592 --> 00:03:24,288 - of agricultural evil. - Oh, sure. And, uh, why?! 79 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:26,591 It's the wiggling skull crack vibratories. 80 00:03:26,585 --> 00:03:28,711 We gotta stop 'em from sucking out 81 00:03:28,706 --> 00:03:32,481 our precious free will fluids and brain juice, right? 82 00:03:32,471 --> 00:03:35,072 Uh, um... 83 00:03:35,066 --> 00:03:37,922 Well said. Lock and load, Panda. 84 00:03:37,915 --> 00:03:41,517 - He's reloading! - Take him down! 85 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:47,610 - For freedom and brain juice! - General, wait! 86 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:49,131 Look out! 87 00:03:50,098 --> 00:03:53,365 - Guys! - Regrettable, but they were asking for it. 88 00:03:53,357 --> 00:03:55,769 - No! - Stand down, Panda. 89 00:03:55,763 --> 00:03:58,428 This is exactly what the skull crackers want. 90 00:03:58,421 --> 00:04:00,832 Enough, general! No one else gets hurt. 91 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:02,095 [Groans] 92 00:04:02,092 --> 00:04:03,709 [Blows landing] 93 00:04:03,706 --> 00:04:06,240 Except maybe you. 94 00:04:07,883 --> 00:04:09,692 [Groans] Skull crackers. 95 00:04:09,687 --> 00:04:13,716 - Face cream. Mother... - Hmm, looks like his crazy train 96 00:04:13,706 --> 00:04:16,640 jumped the track some time ago. 97 00:04:18,135 --> 00:04:20,801 Yes, we agree. 98 00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,919 His story is farfetched and laughable. 99 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:24,313 [Both chuckle] 100 00:04:28,895 --> 00:04:30,196 Ugh. 101 00:04:30,193 --> 00:04:32,477 Please accept this gift of rice for saving our mill. 102 00:04:32,471 --> 00:04:36,183 - Oh, that's not really necessary. - But you were so brave. 103 00:04:36,174 --> 00:04:39,378 And your ears are so soft and inviting. 104 00:04:39,369 --> 00:04:41,368 My... ears? 105 00:04:41,363 --> 00:04:44,155 A guy could curl up in one of those wonderful ears 106 00:04:44,148 --> 00:04:46,336 - and just... - Hong, desist. 107 00:04:46,331 --> 00:04:48,171 I beg forgiveness, Hong. 108 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:51,022 Look, it's okay. [Chuckles] Weird, but okay. 109 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:55,350 Thanks, Hong, and, uh... other Hong. 110 00:04:57,344 --> 00:05:00,278 [Grunting] 111 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,316 Do we have to keep him tied up like that? 112 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:08,641 All: Yes! 113 00:05:08,638 --> 00:05:10,161 [Grunts] 114 00:05:10,158 --> 00:05:13,108 So you attacked the mill because... 115 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:16,495 The alien rice Weevils, or as I call them, 116 00:05:16,487 --> 00:05:20,199 wiggling skull crack vibratories. 117 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,728 They're fuzzy and come from the Moon. 118 00:05:22,721 --> 00:05:24,878 They got a hundred tiny legs each, 119 00:05:24,873 --> 00:05:26,839 and they're all named Hong. 120 00:05:26,835 --> 00:05:30,357 They crawl into folks' ears and redecorate their brains, 121 00:05:30,347 --> 00:05:33,329 turning 'em into helpless, dancing meat puppets. 122 00:05:33,322 --> 00:05:35,924 Their goal is dominating the planet, 123 00:05:35,917 --> 00:05:37,629 And the only way to stop 'em 124 00:05:37,625 --> 00:05:40,069 is to slap a copper pot on your head, 125 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:41,521 splash tea in your face, 126 00:05:41,518 --> 00:05:43,952 and sing the water lily song. 127 00:05:45,664 --> 00:05:48,361 I'm a pretty water lily, watch me float 128 00:05:48,354 --> 00:05:50,923 Right on by the old river boat 129 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,328 I'm not a rabbit, and you're not a goat 130 00:05:53,322 --> 00:05:55,956 Water lily, water lily, grab your coat 131 00:05:55,949 --> 00:05:57,407 Now, everybody! 132 00:05:57,404 --> 00:05:58,641 Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle... 133 00:05:58,638 --> 00:06:02,318 Thank you, general. I think we understand the situation. 134 00:06:02,309 --> 00:06:05,244 Come with me. 135 00:06:11,771 --> 00:06:13,865 Po. 136 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:17,667 Look, son, I know I'm one won ton short of a pu pu platter, 137 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:20,004 but you... you have to believe me. They're real. 138 00:06:19,998 --> 00:06:21,553 They're here. You could be next! 139 00:06:21,550 --> 00:06:24,246 [Laughs] 140 00:06:24,239 --> 00:06:26,650 I'm a pretty water lily 141 00:06:26,644 --> 00:06:28,231 Poor guy. [Sniffs] 142 00:06:28,227 --> 00:06:31,828 Right on by the old river boat 143 00:06:33,662 --> 00:06:35,287 [Sniffing] Mmm. 144 00:06:35,283 --> 00:06:38,234 This rice Hong gave me smells like old feet. 145 00:06:38,226 --> 00:06:41,907 Wait! Hong? [Gasps] 146 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:48,440 Master Shifu! The general might not be crazy. 147 00:06:48,426 --> 00:06:52,297 I mean, he is, but maybe only 97% crazy. 148 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:55,396 That's nearly 5% sane. 149 00:06:55,388 --> 00:06:58,053 Wait a second. That's the gizmo the general used 150 00:06:58,046 --> 00:07:00,553 to put his captives into suspended animation. 151 00:07:00,547 --> 00:07:03,084 And it should work just as well on him. 152 00:07:03,077 --> 00:07:04,664 We don't have a choice. 153 00:07:04,661 --> 00:07:07,071 If he gets loose again, no one will be safe. 154 00:07:07,065 --> 00:07:09,096 No! You have to listen. 155 00:07:09,091 --> 00:07:10,740 There were these two weird guys at the mill. 156 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:12,354 They were both named Hong. 157 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:15,236 And they were way too interested in my ears. 158 00:07:15,229 --> 00:07:18,307 "Uhh! Two weird guys at the mill interested in my ears." 159 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:21,217 - Give it a rest, dude. - I know it sounds nuts, 160 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,907 - but shouldn't we at least check it out? - Po, enough. 161 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,931 You're wasting our time with this nonsense. 162 00:07:25,926 --> 00:07:27,797 Nons... hang on. 163 00:07:27,793 --> 00:07:31,473 I get you doubting the general and all, but why won't you believe me? 164 00:07:31,463 --> 00:07:33,525 Clearly, your idol worship of General Tsin 165 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:36,597 is clouding your judgment. This is for the best. 166 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,810 Perhaps one day we could revive him 167 00:07:38,805 --> 00:07:42,962 when we find a cure for his madness. 168 00:07:42,951 --> 00:07:45,561 But until then... 169 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:48,840 I can't let them do this. 170 00:07:48,837 --> 00:07:50,931 If any part of the general's story is true, 171 00:07:50,925 --> 00:07:53,304 I gotta find out now! 172 00:07:53,299 --> 00:07:55,800 [Running footsteps] 173 00:08:00,323 --> 00:08:05,193 Uh, hello? Uh, Hong... s? 174 00:08:08,141 --> 00:08:11,504 Panda sneaky styles. Panda sneaky styles. 175 00:08:11,495 --> 00:08:13,937 Sneaky styles. Sneaky... 176 00:08:13,931 --> 00:08:15,597 Yeah, whatever. 177 00:08:17,570 --> 00:08:19,917 Hmm. 178 00:08:19,911 --> 00:08:21,344 Unh! 179 00:08:27,412 --> 00:08:29,918 - Huh. - Hello, Mr. Panda. 180 00:08:29,911 --> 00:08:31,180 Gah! [Crash] 181 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,954 - What have you done? - I'm so sorry. It was an accident. 182 00:08:34,944 --> 00:08:39,132 - He's okay. - Ah, thank goodness. I... 183 00:08:39,121 --> 00:08:40,421 Don't worry, Hong. 184 00:08:40,418 --> 00:08:45,401 We'll find another nice, warm ear for you to re-infest. 185 00:08:45,387 --> 00:08:47,321 [Gasps] 186 00:08:47,317 --> 00:08:51,853 The general was right. Wiggling skull crack vibratory invasion! 187 00:08:53,456 --> 00:08:55,836 [Squeaks] 188 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:57,669 Wah! 189 00:08:57,665 --> 00:08:59,569 Ick, ick, ick! Ooh! Sticky. Ick. 190 00:08:59,564 --> 00:09:00,515 [Groans] 191 00:09:00,514 --> 00:09:04,290 Prepare him for ear-festation. 192 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,436 You wiggly, skull-cracking... 193 00:09:06,430 --> 00:09:08,524 My friends will come looking for me. 194 00:09:08,519 --> 00:09:13,855 Your friends will be dealt with shortly, thanks to you. 195 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,300 Shifu: We're ready. 196 00:09:23,298 --> 00:09:26,534 I'm glad Po won't be here to see this. 197 00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,526 [All hissing] 198 00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:35,078 [Groaning] 199 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,622 [Gasps] 200 00:09:43,013 --> 00:09:46,217 [Grunts] Do not struggle. 201 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:51,478 It will only make the ear-festation more unpleasant. 202 00:09:54,404 --> 00:09:58,148 You may call me Supervisor Hong. 203 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:02,423 General Tsin was right. You Weevil guys do exist! 204 00:10:02,411 --> 00:10:06,662 General Tsin... only he was able to uncover our plan 205 00:10:06,651 --> 00:10:10,886 of worldwide Weevil domination. We live to conquer. 206 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,144 All: Conquest, conquest, 207 00:10:13,138 --> 00:10:16,343 - conquest, conquest, con... - Leave us! 208 00:10:16,335 --> 00:10:20,771 I'd like to be alone with his ears. 209 00:10:22,632 --> 00:10:24,536 [Door closes] 210 00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:27,894 The time has come, Dragon Warrior. Hiyah. 211 00:10:27,885 --> 00:10:30,804 With your power under my control, 212 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:34,382 we will truly be invincible. 213 00:10:34,372 --> 00:10:35,799 [Snarls] 214 00:10:35,796 --> 00:10:37,826 [Grunts] 215 00:10:37,821 --> 00:10:38,995 No, no! No! [Giggles] 216 00:10:38,993 --> 00:10:39,944 Hey, that tickles! [Hums] 217 00:10:39,942 --> 00:10:42,476 No! No! 218 00:10:44,087 --> 00:10:45,419 Aah! 219 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:46,875 [Thud] 220 00:10:46,872 --> 00:10:51,854 [Hong laughs] You mind is mine, Dragon Warrior. 221 00:10:51,841 --> 00:10:54,918 Mind cloudy. Must fight. 222 00:10:54,910 --> 00:10:58,412 [Weevil chirps] 223 00:10:59,277 --> 00:11:01,751 Copper wok. Tea. 224 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:05,172 General said... it's their only weakness. 225 00:11:05,163 --> 00:11:06,622 [Groans] 226 00:11:06,619 --> 00:11:11,410 [Laughs wickedly] 227 00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:12,730 Gah. 228 00:11:12,727 --> 00:11:15,074 No! Ugly, nasty copper. 229 00:11:15,068 --> 00:11:16,146 [Clangs] 230 00:11:16,144 --> 00:11:18,777 Blocking my mind control powers. [Grunts] 231 00:11:18,771 --> 00:11:20,303 Tea! Ahh! 232 00:11:21,333 --> 00:11:23,903 Making everything damp and unpleasant. 233 00:11:23,897 --> 00:11:28,626 Gotta keep fighting and singing. 234 00:11:28,613 --> 00:11:30,452 I'm a pretty water lily 235 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,097 Aah, that melody! 236 00:11:32,093 --> 00:11:34,377 Right on the old river boat 237 00:11:34,371 --> 00:11:35,671 Second verse! 238 00:11:35,669 --> 00:11:38,906 I'm not a rabbit, and you're not a goat 239 00:11:38,897 --> 00:11:40,482 No! 240 00:11:40,479 --> 00:11:41,463 Grab your coat 241 00:11:41,461 --> 00:11:43,808 [Groans] [Sighs] 242 00:11:43,802 --> 00:11:47,103 Thanks, general. 243 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:52,768 You have made a grave mistake, Dragon Warrior. 244 00:11:52,757 --> 00:11:55,137 Those whom we cannot control, 245 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,050 - we destro... [Squish] - Gotta hurry. 246 00:11:58,043 --> 00:12:00,200 There may still be time to save Shifu and the guys 247 00:12:00,194 --> 00:12:03,050 and the general... and the world. 248 00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:05,443 [Groans] 249 00:12:07,315 --> 00:12:11,345 Master Shifu, guys, you were wrong, big-time. 250 00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:13,363 And I was right, bigger time, 251 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,563 this is an insidious plot, and I uncovered it! 252 00:12:16,555 --> 00:12:22,203 - What plot is that, my good friend? - My good... 253 00:12:22,188 --> 00:12:23,139 Aah! 254 00:12:23,137 --> 00:12:27,230 Uh, you know, the plot thing. 255 00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:33,502 - Yes? - The plot to... 256 00:12:33,485 --> 00:12:35,611 to... 257 00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:41,009 [monotonous] to ear-infest this Panda, which has been done. 258 00:12:42,093 --> 00:12:48,312 By me, Hong. It went... really great. 259 00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:51,229 Hail Weevil guys! 260 00:12:55,954 --> 00:13:00,586 Um, look. I control the Panda's every move. 261 00:13:00,573 --> 00:13:02,508 Gah! Oh, my! 262 00:13:02,504 --> 00:13:04,915 Oh! [Laughs] Ow! 263 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,812 Hysterical, is it not? 264 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,345 Dance, helpless Panda, dance! 265 00:13:09,339 --> 00:13:12,924 La, la, la, dance, dance, dance 266 00:13:12,914 --> 00:13:15,715 Ta-da! 267 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:26,881 - Welcome, brother. - [Gulps] Great to be here. 268 00:13:26,865 --> 00:13:30,354 I'm a pretty water lily, watch me float 269 00:13:30,345 --> 00:13:32,852 Right on by the old river boat 270 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,162 Now just the ladies in the house! 271 00:13:35,156 --> 00:13:37,154 I'm not a rabbit, and you're not a goat 272 00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:40,195 Stop that awful screeching! 273 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,963 Who's gonna make me, you ear-loving polypod? 274 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:48,554 - I will. - Po! Aw, no! 275 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:51,746 - You been skull cracked! - Yes. 276 00:13:51,738 --> 00:13:56,815 And it means your end, old one. 277 00:13:56,801 --> 00:14:01,570 - You got an allergy, boy? - [Quietly] Wink. 278 00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:05,262 Wink, wink! 279 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,173 I'll take it from here. 280 00:14:11,168 --> 00:14:13,949 [Laughs evilly] 281 00:14:15,599 --> 00:14:17,886 Seriously, I'll take it from here. 282 00:14:19,681 --> 00:14:22,060 General, you were right about everything! 283 00:14:22,054 --> 00:14:25,259 - Don't worry... - Hiyah! 284 00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:26,519 Aah! 285 00:14:27,222 --> 00:14:29,030 Take that, you skull cracker. 286 00:14:29,026 --> 00:14:31,183 General, wait. You don't understand! 287 00:14:31,178 --> 00:14:32,669 Oh, I understand. 288 00:14:32,665 --> 00:14:34,663 You crawled into the Dragon Warrior's ear 289 00:14:34,658 --> 00:14:37,831 and sucked out his precious free will fluids. 290 00:14:37,823 --> 00:14:39,949 Just for a second. But then... Gah! 291 00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:43,243 Po was my friend. He was courageous and only punched me 292 00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:46,852 in the face when he absolutely had to. 293 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,515 And you're gonna pay for what you did to his soft, 294 00:14:49,508 --> 00:14:52,927 - smooth brain parts. - General, no! 295 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:53,000 [Arrow whistles] 296 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,399 General, no! 297 00:14:57,399 --> 00:14:59,461 Aw, bean dip. 298 00:14:59,456 --> 00:15:02,247 Good thing that wasn't one of those exploding arrows. 299 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,778 [Explosion] 300 00:15:04,772 --> 00:15:07,786 General, I'm not one of them. I'm me! Ow. 301 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,285 two rickshaws leave Beijing at 9:00. 302 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,452 If one's carrying coconuts, the other one's carrying my Aunt Lin, 303 00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:16,711 - then what's my favorite color? - Uh, blue? 304 00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:18,924 Wrong. It's seven. 305 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:22,599 Aah! [Groans] 306 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,852 Do your worst, skull cracker. 307 00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:29,845 General, all I have to say to you is... duck! 308 00:15:29,834 --> 00:15:33,165 [Explosion] 309 00:15:33,157 --> 00:15:35,600 Shifu and the Five have been taken over. 310 00:15:35,593 --> 00:15:38,354 Quick, we'll escape through the catacombs. 311 00:15:38,347 --> 00:15:41,424 Po, I was wrong. It is you! 312 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,161 Can you ever forgive me? 313 00:15:43,157 --> 00:15:47,123 Aw. How can I stay mad at my favorite semi-delusional war hero? 314 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,654 Come on. 315 00:15:50,910 --> 00:15:54,946 Those two must be dealt with permanently. 316 00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:56,355 Forget it. 317 00:15:56,352 --> 00:15:58,478 You're both out of your tiny, little minds. 318 00:15:58,473 --> 00:16:02,742 I resent that, sir. I am not out of my mind. 319 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,142 Dad, this is matter of life and death! 320 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,263 The evil moon Weevils are here! 321 00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:14,398 They love conquest and soft, warm ears. 322 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,072 Let me put it another way. 323 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:20,002 - I'm a pretty water lily - Dad, we need all your copper woks. 324 00:16:19,992 --> 00:16:22,213 All my copper woks? 325 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:26,141 Listen, you stay away from my son here, and stop filling his head 326 00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:28,955 with your twisted, crazy-person fantasies. 327 00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:30,597 [Sighs] I understand. 328 00:16:30,593 --> 00:16:34,242 I guess I'll just take my giant sack of gold somewhere else. 329 00:16:34,232 --> 00:16:35,913 [Coins clink] 330 00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:38,003 Ah, Po. I'm so happy that you've found 331 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,075 a positive male role model. [Chuckles] 332 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,954 'Cause let's face it, I've been kind of a bust. 333 00:16:43,947 --> 00:16:47,564 - Dad, get the woks! - Right. 334 00:16:47,555 --> 00:16:51,024 - I'll have a quick look outside. - Good thinking, soldier. 335 00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:57,878 No sign of any Weevil-infested... 336 00:16:57,870 --> 00:17:00,790 [music] 337 00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:02,682 Hey, there. 338 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,096 The whole town's been Weevil-ized. 339 00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:11,694 We're in deep dim sum, general. 340 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:16,397 - The name's Hong. - No! 341 00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:17,493 Aah! 342 00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:18,855 Uh! 343 00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:20,914 Ee... [gulps] 344 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,760 Resistance is futile, Dragon Warrior. 345 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:28,497 It's time you became one of us. 346 00:17:28,487 --> 00:17:30,644 All: One of us! One of us! 347 00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:32,796 One of us! One of us! 348 00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:34,853 One of us! One of us! 349 00:17:34,848 --> 00:17:35,958 One of us! 350 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,763 One of us! One of us! [growls] 351 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:38,806 One of us! 352 00:17:38,804 --> 00:17:40,071 Ugh! 353 00:17:40,068 --> 00:17:41,020 Aah! 354 00:17:41,019 --> 00:17:42,668 Huh! Uh! 355 00:17:42,664 --> 00:17:44,345 You want to go? Let's go! 356 00:17:44,341 --> 00:17:46,150 But I'm warning you, I may go down, 357 00:17:46,146 --> 00:17:48,588 but I'm taking a bunch of you with me! 358 00:17:48,582 --> 00:17:51,469 The Panda is too dangerous for ear-festation. 359 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:54,062 He must be immobilized instead. 360 00:18:00,765 --> 00:18:03,905 This will put him out of commission... forever. 361 00:18:03,897 --> 00:18:07,769 Excellent idea. General Hong, will you do the honors? 362 00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:11,090 It will be my pleasure. 363 00:18:11,081 --> 00:18:13,683 [Snorts] Wah! 364 00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:17,378 Uh! Oh! 365 00:18:29,816 --> 00:18:31,337 Wah! 366 00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:32,603 Uh... [whimpers] 367 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,614 [Grunting] 368 00:18:35,606 --> 00:18:36,779 Ooh! Ow! Oh! 369 00:18:36,777 --> 00:18:38,934 Yah! 370 00:18:38,929 --> 00:18:39,880 Uh! 371 00:18:39,878 --> 00:18:43,115 Aah! 372 00:18:43,106 --> 00:18:44,605 Ugh! 373 00:18:48,107 --> 00:18:49,883 [Clang] 374 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,173 Leave my son's brain alone. It's already overtaxed. 375 00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:56,332 Dad, wok me! 376 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,976 Fool. You don't have enough woks for all of us. 377 00:19:00,968 --> 00:19:02,427 Ow! 378 00:19:02,424 --> 00:19:06,073 Wa-cha! I kinda think I do. 379 00:19:06,063 --> 00:19:08,569 Wah! 380 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:09,495 [Crash] 381 00:19:11,063 --> 00:19:12,490 Bring it. 382 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:15,564 [Grunting] 383 00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:16,508 Oh! 384 00:19:16,506 --> 00:19:19,520 [Grunts] 385 00:19:19,512 --> 00:19:21,712 Stop him! Stop him! 386 00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:27,045 Ha! 387 00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,344 Aah! 388 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,339 [Screaming] 389 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,714 [Clanging] 390 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,604 Ha! 391 00:19:36,822 --> 00:19:39,043 [Clangs] Oh! 392 00:19:39,037 --> 00:19:40,463 [Groans] 393 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,922 You... You did it, son. 394 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,886 You did it. We're free! We're free! 395 00:19:43,881 --> 00:19:48,641 Po, you saved us. I'm sorry we didn't believe you. 396 00:19:48,628 --> 00:19:51,356 You can thank me later. A lot. 397 00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:54,902 Right how, it's time to clean out the Weevils. 398 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,479 Po! 399 00:19:56,475 --> 00:19:58,061 [Clanging] 400 00:19:58,058 --> 00:20:00,959 [All squeal] 401 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,005 You may have won this battle, 402 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,539 but we Weevils will win the war. 403 00:20:08,532 --> 00:20:11,926 We will fight! We will conquer! 404 00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:16,020 - We will... [squish] - That felt good. 405 00:20:17,931 --> 00:20:19,104 I think these guys are ready 406 00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:21,576 for a permanent visit to Chor Ghom prison. 407 00:20:21,570 --> 00:20:23,252 Maybe on a shelf with tchotchkes 408 00:20:23,248 --> 00:20:25,532 or commemorative bamboo wood burnings. 409 00:20:25,526 --> 00:20:28,683 It's all thanks to you, Po. You believed in me when 410 00:20:28,675 --> 00:20:31,958 everyone else thought I was loopier than tofu. 411 00:20:31,949 --> 00:20:34,202 You can stay here and rest if you want. 412 00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:35,338 We'd be honored to have you. 413 00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:38,731 Thanks, but I think getting Weevil-ized straightened my brain out. 414 00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:41,450 I feel sane for the first time in years! 415 00:20:41,443 --> 00:20:43,978 Eyah hooie! 416 00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:47,431 See, guys? It pays to have faith. 417 00:20:47,425 --> 00:20:50,375 The world is saved, and the general's not crazy anymore. 418 00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:52,492 Well, I'm off to Korea for a little holiday. 419 00:20:52,487 --> 00:20:56,581 Looks like a beautiful day to fly. Hiyah! 420 00:20:56,570 --> 00:20:59,122 [Laughs] Yep, yep, yep. 421 00:22:03,246 --> 00:22:05,246 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 422 00:22:05,296 --> 00:22:09,846 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29840

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