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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:24,070 - Po, wake up. - What? 2 00:01:23,891 --> 00:01:26,391 Morning, sleepy head. You almost missed the meeting. 3 00:01:26,292 --> 00:01:28,292 Meeting? [Gong crashes] 4 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,615 Gentlemen, welcome to the very first meeting 5 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:33,480 of what I hereby christen 6 00:01:33,401 --> 00:01:37,536 the Brotherhood of malfeasance. 7 00:01:40,861 --> 00:01:43,128 Our first order of business: 8 00:01:43,038 --> 00:01:47,240 how best to obliterate the Dragon Warrior. 9 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:49,506 I say we burn him alive with a fire 10 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:53,144 that burns and flames like a thousand suns of flaming burn. 11 00:01:52,995 --> 00:01:55,429 - Alive! - No! 12 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:57,566 I will bash his bones into dust with my own fists. 13 00:01:57,478 --> 00:01:58,844 That would be nifty! 14 00:01:58,790 --> 00:02:01,192 Uh, normally, Gary and me would totally be 15 00:02:01,096 --> 00:02:03,496 into obliterating the Dragon Warrior, but... 16 00:02:03,401 --> 00:02:05,134 [Clears throat] that usually, like, 17 00:02:05,066 --> 00:02:08,468 - just makes him mad. - Enough jibber-jabber. 18 00:02:08,332 --> 00:02:11,266 Let's deep six that black-and-white buffoon already. 19 00:02:11,150 --> 00:02:13,617 [Ominous music] 20 00:02:13,519 --> 00:02:15,252 I can't believe I thought freeing the villains 21 00:02:15,184 --> 00:02:18,419 - was a good idea! - I don't know. They seem nice. 22 00:02:18,290 --> 00:02:22,525 [Roars] [Screams] 23 00:02:22,356 --> 00:02:24,356 [All grunting] 24 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:28,418 See? Totally mad now. 25 00:02:28,344 --> 00:02:31,445 - Ow! - Agh! 26 00:02:31,321 --> 00:02:33,888 [Dramatic drum beats] 27 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:34,952 Oof! 28 00:02:34,907 --> 00:02:36,840 Aah! 29 00:02:36,764 --> 00:02:38,564 Hi-yah! [Grunts] 30 00:02:38,493 --> 00:02:40,460 Ow! 31 00:02:40,383 --> 00:02:42,816 Have you guys forgotten why we're here? 32 00:02:42,719 --> 00:02:44,686 Oh, uh, you want us to help you stop 33 00:02:44,609 --> 00:02:46,576 an evil sorceress from controlling the minds 34 00:02:46,498 --> 00:02:51,200 - of everyone in China, including ours. - Thank you, Gah-Ri. 35 00:02:51,012 --> 00:02:54,447 Pfft. Suck-up. [Crash] 36 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:55,609 I know you hate me. 37 00:02:55,558 --> 00:02:57,325 But is that more important than saving yourselves 38 00:02:57,256 --> 00:03:00,424 from having your minds zapped? We gotta stick together, 39 00:03:00,297 --> 00:03:03,032 or Pangbing will pick us off one by one. 40 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:07,692 Look, when it comes to planning and thinking, I'm a total loser. 41 00:03:07,501 --> 00:03:10,135 And when it comes to being productive members of society, 42 00:03:10,031 --> 00:03:11,998 you're total losers too. 43 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:15,221 Uh, is this supposed to be a pep talk, guy? 44 00:03:15,090 --> 00:03:18,992 Yes, because I know that together, we can be winners. 45 00:03:18,836 --> 00:03:21,103 Together we can defeat Pangbing, 46 00:03:21,013 --> 00:03:24,147 and together we can save all of China! 47 00:03:24,022 --> 00:03:26,957 Now, who's with me?! 48 00:03:33,532 --> 00:03:37,334 [All cheering] 49 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:41,251 Nice speech, panda. We're in. 50 00:03:41,089 --> 00:03:43,489 Long live the Brotherhood of malfeasance! 51 00:03:43,394 --> 00:03:45,061 [All groaning] 52 00:03:44,995 --> 00:03:46,995 - Ohh! No. - No. 53 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:50,083 [Engine roars] 54 00:03:49,957 --> 00:03:52,725 Taotie, this is amazing. Where'd you get this thing? 55 00:03:52,615 --> 00:03:55,416 What self-respecting villain doesn't have 56 00:03:55,305 --> 00:03:58,339 a secretly hidden emergency escape blimp? 57 00:03:58,218 --> 00:03:59,684 True. 58 00:03:59,627 --> 00:04:04,330 [Huffing and puffing] Guys, seriously. It's someone else's turn. 59 00:04:04,142 --> 00:04:09,312 - So where are we going, boss? - The capital. 60 00:04:09,105 --> 00:04:12,339 Are you mad, or are you mad?! 61 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,978 Lu's got to be in the capital when the eclipse starts. 62 00:04:14,868 --> 00:04:17,368 It's gonna fill him with magical emperor mojo 63 00:04:17,269 --> 00:04:19,703 so he can take out Pangbing. 64 00:04:19,606 --> 00:04:22,774 I'm also hoping it gives me super cool kung fu powers. 65 00:04:22,648 --> 00:04:23,713 Hey-cho wi-cha! 66 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:26,507 Wa-cho! Ya-ya-ba-ya! 67 00:04:26,394 --> 00:04:27,393 Hoy, hoy, cho! 68 00:04:27,355 --> 00:04:29,488 We cannot battle an entire city. 69 00:04:29,404 --> 00:04:31,738 We have to, Temutai. Lu's the key. 70 00:04:31,645 --> 00:04:34,245 No matter what, we've got to keep him safe. 71 00:04:34,142 --> 00:04:38,345 - W-W-Whoa! [Screaming] - Lu! 72 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:42,712 - Did you have a backup plan? - Oh! [Grunts] 73 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:44,531 [All screaming] 74 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,353 [Dramatic music] 75 00:04:47,238 --> 00:04:50,206 Tong Fo, man the rudder. Temutai, Hundun, spot me! 76 00:04:50,087 --> 00:04:51,787 Hi-yah! 77 00:04:51,721 --> 00:04:53,220 [Grunts] 78 00:04:53,161 --> 00:04:55,161 [Screaming] 79 00:04:59,949 --> 00:05:02,116 [Screaming] 80 00:05:02,030 --> 00:05:03,930 [Grunting] 81 00:05:03,856 --> 00:05:05,622 [Screams] 82 00:05:05,552 --> 00:05:07,485 [Grunts] 83 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,894 [Triumphant music] 84 00:05:12,788 --> 00:05:15,655 - [Strains] Lu, you okay? - No, I'm not. 85 00:05:15,541 --> 00:05:17,508 - Why? - Because that stupid riddle 86 00:05:17,431 --> 00:05:19,431 is still driving me crazy. 87 00:05:19,352 --> 00:05:21,119 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 88 00:05:21,049 --> 00:05:22,815 It makes no sense! 89 00:05:22,746 --> 00:05:24,746 - Bamboo! - No, I don't think... 90 00:05:24,667 --> 00:05:27,668 Agh! 91 00:05:27,549 --> 00:05:30,617 [All groaning] 92 00:05:33,472 --> 00:05:35,972 We're alive. I love that! 93 00:05:35,873 --> 00:05:39,308 [All cheering and laughing] 94 00:05:39,171 --> 00:05:40,170 [Crashes] 95 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:43,767 Great teamwork, everybody. You guys know what to do. 96 00:05:43,622 --> 00:05:47,758 You heard the panda. We have a witch to defeat! 97 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:51,982 They totally respect you now, Po. Shifu would be so proud. 98 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:55,686 - I just hope he and the Five are okay. - I'm sure they're fine. 99 00:05:55,532 --> 00:05:58,533 [Ominous music] 100 00:05:58,414 --> 00:06:01,415 [Laughs wickedly] 101 00:06:06,354 --> 00:06:10,657 Looks like your friend is on his way here to destroy me. 102 00:06:10,485 --> 00:06:12,585 But I'll be ready for him. 103 00:06:12,502 --> 00:06:15,636 Bring me the first victim. 104 00:06:24,221 --> 00:06:26,655 [Grunting] 105 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:33,970 Hoo-ah! 106 00:06:33,922 --> 00:06:36,156 Take her down. We won't get another chance. 107 00:06:36,068 --> 00:06:38,201 [All shouting battle cry] 108 00:06:42,855 --> 00:06:44,188 Po: There's the capitol. 109 00:06:44,136 --> 00:06:46,637 Looks pretty un-break-in-able. 110 00:06:46,538 --> 00:06:48,638 What do you think, Lu? 111 00:06:48,555 --> 00:06:52,623 I can see my imperial palace from here. 112 00:06:52,460 --> 00:06:54,427 Oof! [Sighs] 113 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:56,450 We're ready. Where are the others? 114 00:06:56,367 --> 00:07:00,069 - Boom! - Huh? 115 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:01,587 [Ominous music] 116 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:05,791 - Whoa! Lookin' good, guys. - Good? 117 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:09,589 My Tripods of trepidation are works of sheer genius! 118 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:12,364 [Roars] 119 00:07:14,361 --> 00:07:16,407 I love it! [Laughs insanely] 120 00:07:17,307 --> 00:07:18,673 [Grunts] 121 00:07:18,619 --> 00:07:20,552 Why do we build machines for war 122 00:07:20,476 --> 00:07:22,910 when we don't even have a plan for war? 123 00:07:22,814 --> 00:07:24,180 Who cares? 124 00:07:24,127 --> 00:07:26,661 When was the last time you went into battle and said, 125 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,928 "Man, I wish I didn't have so many war machines"? 126 00:07:29,794 --> 00:07:30,860 [Laughs] 127 00:07:30,819 --> 00:07:31,818 True. 128 00:07:31,779 --> 00:07:36,048 Well, it just so happens we do have a plan. Po? 129 00:07:35,878 --> 00:07:39,479 Tong Fo did some recon and found that the north gate was lightly guarded. 130 00:07:39,335 --> 00:07:41,502 Fung and Gah-Ri will create a diversion here... 131 00:07:41,416 --> 00:07:43,750 Ooh, we could do a scene from the opera I'm writing. 132 00:07:43,658 --> 00:07:46,959 Darn it, Gary, keep it simple! 133 00:07:46,827 --> 00:07:49,194 Allowing the war machines to enter here. 134 00:07:49,101 --> 00:07:53,270 Total chaos ensues, and then Lu takes her out. 135 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:55,370 Uh, what do you guys think? 136 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:58,247 I'm grudgingly impressed. 137 00:07:58,129 --> 00:08:04,300 - Unfortunately, I am not. - Shifu! You're okay! 138 00:08:04,053 --> 00:08:06,454 You're keeping very disreputable company, 139 00:08:06,359 --> 00:08:08,659 - Dragon Warrior. - Where are the Five? 140 00:08:08,568 --> 00:08:12,136 We broke free and attacked Pangbing, but her magic was too great. 141 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:15,094 I escaped, but the others weren't so lucky. 142 00:08:14,971 --> 00:08:18,806 Then we gotta move fast. Guys, man the war machines. 143 00:08:18,653 --> 00:08:22,922 No, she'll expect a frontal assault. Stealth is our only hope. 144 00:08:22,751 --> 00:08:24,718 - But I think... - Oh, oh, you think? 145 00:08:24,641 --> 00:08:27,442 You thought you could handle being Lu's head of security. 146 00:08:27,330 --> 00:08:30,798 You thought releasing these villains was a good idea. 147 00:08:30,660 --> 00:08:34,328 It's time to leave the thinking to someone more qualified. 148 00:08:34,182 --> 00:08:36,916 [All gasp] Whoa. 149 00:08:36,807 --> 00:08:39,775 Your call, panda, but you better hurry. 150 00:08:39,657 --> 00:08:42,591 The eclipse is about to start. 151 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:47,992 [Sighs] 152 00:08:47,950 --> 00:08:51,952 We'll go with Shifu's plan. He knows better than I do. 153 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:56,828 That's the first sensible thing you've said. Follow me. 154 00:09:03,575 --> 00:09:06,042 Why must we wear these stupid disguises? 155 00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:09,279 I figured a little extra sneakiness wouldn't hurt. 156 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:12,547 Let's do this! 157 00:09:12,412 --> 00:09:15,413 [Sneaky music] 158 00:09:20,704 --> 00:09:23,605 I'll handle this. 159 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:26,224 Hello there, large man. 160 00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:28,649 [Romantic music] 161 00:09:28,549 --> 00:09:30,282 Like what you see? 162 00:09:30,214 --> 00:09:34,449 - Um, not really. - Liar! 163 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,580 [Gong crashes] 164 00:09:35,529 --> 00:09:37,395 Subtle. 165 00:09:37,321 --> 00:09:40,022 [All roaring and grunting] 166 00:09:44,270 --> 00:09:48,172 This way, quickly. 167 00:09:48,016 --> 00:09:50,883 I totally make this look work. 168 00:09:50,769 --> 00:09:52,002 [Doors creak] 169 00:09:51,954 --> 00:09:54,955 [Suspenseful music] 170 00:09:57,621 --> 00:10:01,056 Master Shifu, how'd you know this place was here? 171 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,453 No time to explain. Get inside the circle. 172 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,619 It's our only protection against Pangbing's magic. 173 00:10:05,529 --> 00:10:07,329 But... Something's wrong here. 174 00:10:07,259 --> 00:10:09,860 Quit blathering and do as he says. 175 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:12,123 Master Shifu? 176 00:10:12,030 --> 00:10:16,232 - All hail Pangbing! - Huh? 177 00:10:16,064 --> 00:10:18,231 [Roars] 178 00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:19,377 Aah! 179 00:10:19,329 --> 00:10:20,662 - Oof! - Agh! 180 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:23,911 [Stone crumbling] 181 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:25,246 Po! 182 00:10:25,188 --> 00:10:27,122 [Groaning softly] 183 00:10:27,046 --> 00:10:30,581 Wow, like, he just totally saved our lives. 184 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:32,940 I say we avenge him. 185 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,241 That wouldn't be smart. 186 00:10:38,060 --> 00:10:40,761 - The Five! - Ah, man! 187 00:10:40,654 --> 00:10:43,655 [Ominous music] 188 00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:48,631 [Grunts] Keep fighting. Can't let her win. 189 00:10:48,466 --> 00:10:51,968 How about it, boys? You can fight to save your friend, 190 00:10:51,828 --> 00:10:58,866 like he just did for you... or you can go free. 191 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:01,336 Is this a trick? I'm just asking because 192 00:11:01,226 --> 00:11:03,676 I wish to know the answer to my question. 193 00:11:03,578 --> 00:11:05,478 You're of no consequence to me, 194 00:11:05,404 --> 00:11:08,338 so leave now, before I change my mind. 195 00:11:14,561 --> 00:11:17,795 Too bad, panda. You had spunk. 196 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:21,835 - Good-bye, and farewell. - Write me if you live. 197 00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:27,272 - Kind of need to stay alive, guy. - Sorry, Po. 198 00:11:27,048 --> 00:11:29,315 Uh... 199 00:11:29,225 --> 00:11:31,859 - Eh. - Hmph. 200 00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:34,389 Their minds will all belong to me soon enough. 201 00:11:34,284 --> 00:11:37,018 - Hey! - You still lost, Pangbing! 202 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:39,744 I got Lu here in time, and when the eclipse starts, 203 00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:41,965 he's gonna kick your sorcery butt! 204 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:46,041 You idiot. You did exactly what I needed you to do. 205 00:11:45,874 --> 00:11:47,874 You said only Lu could foil your plan. 206 00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:51,497 And he would have, if he wasn't here for the ritual. 207 00:11:51,349 --> 00:11:54,584 - What? - For my powers to increase, 208 00:11:54,456 --> 00:11:57,257 I need to sacrifice one of imperial blood. 209 00:11:57,145 --> 00:11:58,377 [Gasps] 210 00:11:58,329 --> 00:12:00,329 And that's just what you brought to me. 211 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:04,419 I would thank you, but it just seems too cruel. 212 00:12:04,253 --> 00:12:05,586 But... No! 213 00:12:05,534 --> 00:12:08,134 The eclipse is gonna make Lu super strong, 214 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:09,698 just like it did his uncle. 215 00:12:09,632 --> 00:12:13,066 I may have misremembered that story. 216 00:12:12,929 --> 00:12:14,529 [Stammers] 217 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,100 Then it's over. 218 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:19,609 I'm sorry, Lu. I failed you. 219 00:12:20,326 --> 00:12:22,560 Leave him alone, horrible, nasty lady! 220 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:25,306 Mind-control me instead! 221 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:28,728 I would if I could, but your feeble mind can't hold 222 00:12:28,587 --> 00:12:32,288 - more than one thought at a time. - Huh? 223 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,140 Po! 224 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:37,396 Any last words before you become my minion? 225 00:12:37,264 --> 00:12:41,433 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 226 00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:44,233 Worst last words ever. 227 00:12:44,115 --> 00:12:46,115 [All chanting] Ni-te-ga 228 00:12:46,036 --> 00:12:50,139 kur-ta ba-e-de... 229 00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:52,308 Ni-te-ga kur-ta 230 00:12:52,216 --> 00:12:55,150 ba-e-de... 231 00:12:57,563 --> 00:13:00,064 [Dramatic drum beats] 232 00:12:59,964 --> 00:13:01,931 [Crowd shouting indistinctly] 233 00:13:04,094 --> 00:13:07,362 - Are we ready to begin? - Yes, my master. 234 00:13:07,232 --> 00:13:08,632 The people are assembled. 235 00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:11,745 The great cannons are being loaded to celebrate your triumph. 236 00:13:11,619 --> 00:13:14,287 And the eclipse has begun. 237 00:13:14,181 --> 00:13:17,649 Excellent. Bring forth the prisoner. 238 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:18,909 [Crowd cheering] 239 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:27,513 Help! Anybody? Emperor in peril here! 240 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,406 They can't hear you, fool. 241 00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:33,728 As far as they know, they're just here for your ascension ceremony. 242 00:13:33,552 --> 00:13:38,655 - Po will find a way to stop you. - I seriously doubt that. 243 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:41,517 [Dramatic music] 244 00:13:41,395 --> 00:13:44,396 Hail Pangbing! 245 00:13:44,277 --> 00:13:46,378 Say it ain't so, Po! 246 00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:48,194 [Laughs] 247 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,387 And now the ritual begins. 248 00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:55,766 [Music] 249 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,792 What's happening? I'm all tickly. 250 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:08,869 And not in the way I like. [Groans] 251 00:14:16,199 --> 00:14:17,265 [Thud] 252 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,457 [Crowd screaming] 253 00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:26,960 Time to pay the pipers, witch! 254 00:14:26,861 --> 00:14:29,228 This is so cool! We're, like, 40 feet tall! 255 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,102 It's nice to see you smile. 256 00:14:31,024 --> 00:14:32,123 Stop them! 257 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:34,748 [Together] Hail Pangbing. 258 00:14:40,405 --> 00:14:44,007 [Grunts] 259 00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:51,586 - Hi-yah! - Ugh! 260 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:52,781 - Hi-yah! - Ow! 261 00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:55,133 Don't just stand there! Attack! 262 00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:59,604 I hear and obey. Wa-ha! 263 00:15:00,449 --> 00:15:03,516 Po, I thought you were hyp-Mo-tized. 264 00:15:03,394 --> 00:15:07,430 Nope. Check it out. 265 00:15:07,268 --> 00:15:10,402 I countered her mind zap by focusing on only one thought: 266 00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:13,279 Shifu's riddle. [Screams] 267 00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,427 Po! 268 00:15:16,297 --> 00:15:19,231 Fire! 269 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:37,461 It is time. 270 00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:43,877 Ni-te-ga kur-ta 271 00:15:43,736 --> 00:15:45,903 ba-e-de... 272 00:15:45,818 --> 00:15:49,387 [Echoing] Ni-te-ga kur-ta 273 00:15:49,244 --> 00:15:52,178 ba-e-de... 274 00:16:00,642 --> 00:16:02,175 [Gasps] 275 00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:04,615 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 276 00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:06,683 Don't worry, everybody. I'll... 277 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,567 [Eerie shimmering tones] 278 00:16:10,408 --> 00:16:13,075 Ah, man. [All grunting and growling] 279 00:16:12,969 --> 00:16:14,435 Ow! Ooh! 280 00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:15,978 Ye-ow-ow! 281 00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:19,016 [Whimpering] 282 00:16:18,893 --> 00:16:23,879 The final victory is mine! [Laughs wickedly] 283 00:16:23,695 --> 00:16:26,629 [All grunting] 284 00:16:29,107 --> 00:16:32,108 Gotta stop Pangbing... Yah! 285 00:16:31,988 --> 00:16:34,989 [Dramatic music] 286 00:16:38,616 --> 00:16:40,816 [Groans] 287 00:16:44,187 --> 00:16:46,220 [Screams] [Laughs] 288 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,908 [Screaming] 289 00:16:51,071 --> 00:16:52,470 Darn it. 290 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:55,651 Aah... Oof! 291 00:16:55,522 --> 00:16:57,021 [Gasps, groans] 292 00:16:56,962 --> 00:17:01,498 Okay, okay. [Groans] Yah! 293 00:17:05,223 --> 00:17:07,156 [Whimpers] 294 00:17:09,481 --> 00:17:11,415 [Grunting] 295 00:17:14,188 --> 00:17:16,589 Aah! 296 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,626 [Screams] 297 00:17:17,582 --> 00:17:20,016 [Grunting] 298 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,113 [Groans] 299 00:17:33,463 --> 00:17:35,897 Is it... 300 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,901 [Groans] 301 00:17:38,778 --> 00:17:43,514 Uh, one second. I just gotta... catch my breath. 302 00:17:43,325 --> 00:17:45,058 Wah! 303 00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:48,257 Hi-yah! 304 00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:50,327 [Grunting] 305 00:17:59,366 --> 00:18:00,465 Whoa! 306 00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:04,924 I'm coming for you, Pangbing! Oof! 307 00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:07,512 [Screams] [Heavy thud] 308 00:18:07,402 --> 00:18:09,702 Po! 309 00:18:09,611 --> 00:18:11,644 [Groans] 310 00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:14,399 [Grunting] 311 00:18:14,286 --> 00:18:18,321 Yours is the only mind left, panda. Give it to me! 312 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,060 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 313 00:18:20,081 --> 00:18:22,615 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! 314 00:18:22,611 --> 00:18:24,444 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 315 00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:25,701 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! 316 00:18:25,749 --> 00:18:28,016 That riddle can't protect you forever. 317 00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:30,560 What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?! 318 00:18:30,647 --> 00:18:33,314 Save yourself, Po! Play dead! 319 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:35,942 Climb a tree! Jump in a hole! 320 00:18:35,834 --> 00:18:39,503 What do you put in a barrel... Hole? 321 00:18:39,357 --> 00:18:43,192 [Gasps] Hole! 322 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:45,972 Hoo-ah! Kitah! 323 00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:02,626 [Laughs wickedly] 324 00:19:02,537 --> 00:19:04,337 [Groans] Ohh. 325 00:19:04,266 --> 00:19:08,068 [Laughing] 326 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:11,819 Crowd: Hail Pangbing. Hail Pangbing. 327 00:19:11,663 --> 00:19:16,499 Hail Pangbing. 328 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:18,238 What? 329 00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:25,089 No! 330 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:36,202 No. I waited so long. 331 00:19:35,996 --> 00:19:38,597 No! 332 00:19:38,494 --> 00:19:41,495 [Peaceful music] 333 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:48,890 It worked! Whoo-hoo! 334 00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:49,835 Yes! 335 00:19:49,796 --> 00:19:51,129 What happened? 336 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:52,677 You figured out the riddle, Lu. 337 00:19:52,614 --> 00:19:55,915 I did? Huh. That doesn't sound like me. 338 00:19:55,783 --> 00:19:57,049 Well, you helped me figure it out. 339 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,568 To make a barrel lighter, you put a hole in it! 340 00:20:00,426 --> 00:20:04,194 Of course! And it's funny because it's true. 341 00:20:07,822 --> 00:20:10,489 [Gasps] 342 00:20:10,384 --> 00:20:13,385 [Triumphant music] 343 00:20:14,226 --> 00:20:17,094 Panda, you did it. I was wrong. 344 00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:19,380 You are a thinker when you want to be. 345 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:22,253 - I'm very proud. - Thanks, Master Shifu, 346 00:20:22,135 --> 00:20:25,703 But I couldn't have done it without... Whoa! 347 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,893 - Guys... - Hey... Oof! 348 00:20:26,841 --> 00:20:30,242 After all we've been through, you guys were gonna smash me? 349 00:20:30,107 --> 00:20:33,075 Uh, just looking for a return to normalcy. 350 00:20:32,957 --> 00:20:34,089 - Of course. - That's right. 351 00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:36,212 - Yes, normal normalcy. - Yeah, nothing personal. 352 00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,092 Hi-yah! 353 00:20:43,074 --> 00:20:45,875 - Uh-oh. - What? 354 00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:48,798 [Forced laughter] Sorry we can't stay. 355 00:20:48,678 --> 00:20:52,947 We have a previous engagement... with evil. [click] 356 00:20:52,776 --> 00:20:55,810 [Taotai laughs wickedly] 357 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:59,190 [Explosion] 358 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,417 Fung: Darn it! 359 00:21:00,363 --> 00:21:02,464 And stay out! 360 00:21:02,381 --> 00:21:04,914 Crowd: Lu Kang! Lu Kang! Lu Kang! 361 00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:07,315 Lu Kang! Lu Kang! 362 00:21:07,216 --> 00:21:09,516 - Guys! - Not bad, panda. 363 00:21:09,425 --> 00:21:13,427 [Laughs] Not bad? The big showoff just saved all of China! 364 00:21:13,267 --> 00:21:16,869 The main thing is, is that we're all together again. 365 00:21:16,725 --> 00:21:19,659 Unfortunately, our time together will be brief. 366 00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:21,843 Po is still Lu Kang's head of security. 367 00:21:21,752 --> 00:21:23,586 He'll be staying here in the capital. 368 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:24,979 [Sighs] 369 00:21:24,922 --> 00:21:31,226 Sorry, guys. The Emperor needs me. 370 00:21:30,973 --> 00:21:36,009 Master Po, as your Emperor, I have this to say to you: 371 00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:38,042 - you're fired! - What? 372 00:21:37,953 --> 00:21:41,317 I do need you, Po, but China needs you more 373 00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:42,787 at the Jade Palace. 374 00:21:42,724 --> 00:21:46,626 So get out of here, you knucklehead. 375 00:21:46,758 --> 00:21:48,724 - Woo-hoo! - Yeah! 376 00:21:48,647 --> 00:21:50,848 - All right! - There he is! 377 00:21:59,373 --> 00:22:02,441 Hey, everybody, let's hear it for the Dragon Warrior! 378 00:22:02,319 --> 00:22:03,652 Huzzah! 379 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,967 Crowd: Huzzah! Huzzah! 380 00:22:58,364 --> 00:23:02,166 Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! 381 00:23:02,167 --> 00:23:04,967 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 382 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:09,567 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26599

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