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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,682 --> 00:00:11,852 Wa-cha! Ha! Ha! Hiyah! 2 00:00:11,887 --> 00:00:15,249 [Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda: 3 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:18,179 Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts] 4 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:19,012 [gong rings] 5 00:00:21,957 --> 00:00:25,292 [Scatting] 6 00:00:25,327 --> 00:00:27,132 Raised in a noodle shop 7 00:00:27,167 --> 00:00:28,762 never seeking glory or fame 8 00:00:28,797 --> 00:00:30,102 he climbed the mountaintop 9 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:32,272 and earned the Dragon Warrior name 10 00:00:32,307 --> 00:00:33,632 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 11 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:35,392 kung fu panda 12 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,612 [Scatting] 13 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:41,642 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 14 00:00:41,677 --> 00:00:45,052 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 15 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,752 kung fu panda 16 00:00:46,787 --> 00:00:49,822 [Scatting] 17 00:00:49,857 --> 00:00:52,152 he lives and he trains and he fights 18 00:00:52,187 --> 00:00:53,552 with the Furious Five 19 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,912 protect the valley, something, something 20 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,592 something, something alive 21 00:00:56,627 --> 00:00:58,132 Ooh! Ahh! Uh! 22 00:00:58,167 --> 00:01:01,462 Kung Fu Panda 23 00:01:01,497 --> 00:01:03,599 Legends of Awesomeness 24 00:01:03,634 --> 00:01:05,145 Sweet! 25 00:01:05,343 --> 00:01:08,354 [Mysterious music] 26 00:01:08,864 --> 00:01:12,453 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 27 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:21,235 These'll fetch a pretty penny on the black market. 28 00:01:21,107 --> 00:01:22,272 You know, it's kind of annoying 29 00:01:22,223 --> 00:01:23,823 the way you always state the obvious. 30 00:01:23,757 --> 00:01:25,123 You think that's annoying? 31 00:01:25,066 --> 00:01:27,733 Wait till we kick your butts. 32 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,554 - Hai! - These are priceless. 33 00:01:29,473 --> 00:01:31,890 - Don't let them get damaged. - Hey, they don't want 34 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:34,071 - the stuff to get dam... - I know! 35 00:01:35,636 --> 00:01:38,504 [All grunting] 36 00:01:42,661 --> 00:01:43,693 - Hyah! - Hunh! 37 00:01:47,005 --> 00:01:51,808 - Back off, or the tapestry gets it! - No! It's 2,000 years old. 38 00:01:51,603 --> 00:01:54,937 We are gonna walk out of here nice and easy, 39 00:01:54,796 --> 00:01:56,263 - and you... - Shakabooey! 40 00:01:56,202 --> 00:02:00,070 - Aah! - Sorry I'm late. 41 00:01:59,906 --> 00:02:01,339 - Po, look out for... - I'm on it. 42 00:02:03,451 --> 00:02:06,118 Hyah! Wah! 43 00:02:06,005 --> 00:02:07,171 [Gasps] [vase shatters] 44 00:02:07,123 --> 00:02:08,756 Po, be careful. 45 00:02:08,688 --> 00:02:09,921 Oooh! 46 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:12,604 Don't worry, I'm okay. 47 00:02:12,488 --> 00:02:13,620 Aaa... Hyah! 48 00:02:16,448 --> 00:02:18,548 - Po! - Just a minute. 49 00:02:18,459 --> 00:02:20,259 [Punches landing, vases shattering] 50 00:02:20,184 --> 00:02:22,050 Unh! 51 00:02:21,972 --> 00:02:25,874 Done and done. 52 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:34,536 Now, what did you want to say? 53 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,997 Po, you can't just blunder into situations 54 00:02:36,886 --> 00:02:39,253 like a panda in a china shop. 55 00:02:39,153 --> 00:02:43,088 Well, this is China, and I'm a panda, so... 56 00:02:42,921 --> 00:02:47,490 You know what I mean! You need to think before you act. 57 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:51,198 "Think before you act!" 58 00:02:51,032 --> 00:02:52,900 Think! 59 00:02:53,779 --> 00:02:56,646 But I'm the acty guy, not the thinky guy. 60 00:02:56,525 --> 00:02:57,925 You're just mad because 61 00:02:57,866 --> 00:02:59,499 you couldn't handle those thieves without me. 62 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:01,264 We were handling them. 63 00:03:01,187 --> 00:03:04,922 Sure, with some help from these guys, Lefty and Roger. 64 00:03:04,764 --> 00:03:06,030 Aaaaahhh... 65 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:08,811 - Unh! - The Emperor! The Emperor! 66 00:03:08,692 --> 00:03:11,092 What about the Emperor? 67 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,858 He's... here! 68 00:03:13,737 --> 00:03:15,136 [All gasp] 69 00:03:15,078 --> 00:03:17,545 - The Emperor is here? - Unannounced? 70 00:03:17,441 --> 00:03:19,341 This is serious trouble. 71 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:21,528 Maybe he's just dropping by to say howdy. 72 00:03:21,433 --> 00:03:24,401 The last time an Emperor dropped by the Jade Palace 73 00:03:24,275 --> 00:03:25,808 was hundreds of year ago, 74 00:03:25,745 --> 00:03:29,880 and he howdied seven people's heads off. [Gulps] 75 00:03:35,661 --> 00:03:39,140 [Music] 76 00:03:49,184 --> 00:03:52,318 - Am I doing this right? - Be quiet! 77 00:03:52,185 --> 00:03:54,119 Should I be in the back 'cause I'm tall, 78 00:03:54,038 --> 00:03:56,638 or should I be in the front 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior? 79 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,896 Po! You are not to speak during ceremonial greetings. 80 00:03:59,754 --> 00:04:01,020 Tremble in fear, 81 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:04,602 and bow in respect to his most noble and imperious 82 00:04:04,448 --> 00:04:08,183 Emperor of all China! 83 00:04:09,909 --> 00:04:11,842 [Door creaks open] 84 00:04:14,028 --> 00:04:16,295 Hey there, party people. 85 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,200 [Relieved sighs, laughter] 86 00:04:18,116 --> 00:04:20,350 - We thought it was the Emperor. - What's going on? 87 00:04:20,256 --> 00:04:23,624 Lu! Long time, no... Gah! 88 00:04:23,481 --> 00:04:26,348 It's okay. He's my old kung fu teacher. 89 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:30,396 Stand down, faithful guards. 90 00:04:30,219 --> 00:04:32,619 They're so protective. 91 00:04:32,518 --> 00:04:34,385 But that's the downside of becoming the Emperor. 92 00:04:34,306 --> 00:04:36,740 Yeah, well, I guess... What?! 93 00:04:36,638 --> 00:04:40,506 My grandfather retired and named me as his successor. 94 00:04:40,342 --> 00:04:46,280 You're looking at Emperor Lu Kang, Ruler of all China. 95 00:04:49,348 --> 00:04:51,915 He may be Emperor, but he's still a klutz. 96 00:04:51,806 --> 00:04:53,205 You got that right. 97 00:04:53,147 --> 00:04:55,448 [Straining] I just gotta... hunh! 98 00:04:55,351 --> 00:04:57,751 Hunh... I'm just gonna... 99 00:05:00,588 --> 00:05:05,691 Anyway, in a couple days, I'm having my imperial ascension ceremony. 100 00:05:05,474 --> 00:05:07,908 We scheduled it to coincide with the eclipse. 101 00:05:07,805 --> 00:05:09,571 You can't have a good ascension ceremony 102 00:05:09,497 --> 00:05:11,998 without an eclipse. It's really all the rage. 103 00:05:11,893 --> 00:05:13,759 - Ahem. - Oh, right, right, right. 104 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:19,952 Dragon Warrior, I want to introduce you to my chief advisor duke Zhihui. 105 00:05:19,684 --> 00:05:25,688 - He is most impressive. - Back at ya! 106 00:05:25,433 --> 00:05:27,767 And I want to introduce you to the duke's assistant, 107 00:05:27,668 --> 00:05:30,802 - Pangbing. - I'm in charge of slop buckets. 108 00:05:30,670 --> 00:05:35,883 Pangbing, you are not to speak during ceremonial greetings. 109 00:05:37,344 --> 00:05:40,044 And last but not least, I want to introduce you 110 00:05:39,930 --> 00:05:42,064 to my new head of security... 111 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:43,707 You! [All gasp] 112 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:46,302 - Wait, what? - It's a surprise, huh? 113 00:05:46,189 --> 00:05:50,191 Po, I'm appointing you to be head of imperial security. 114 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:52,555 For real! 115 00:05:52,448 --> 00:05:55,883 Oh, my gosh, Lu, this is the greatest honor ever! 116 00:05:55,738 --> 00:05:57,538 But are you sure? I mean... 117 00:05:57,462 --> 00:06:00,363 Master Po, when I came here to learn kung fu, 118 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:02,274 you were the only one who believed in me. 119 00:06:02,188 --> 00:06:04,822 And now I believe in you. 120 00:06:04,711 --> 00:06:09,814 - And fairies. - Cool! This is gonna be great. 121 00:06:09,597 --> 00:06:11,063 Tigress will be in charge of discipline, 122 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:14,237 - Crane, you'll handle ankle bracelets... - No, Po, you don't understand. 123 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:15,566 I just want you. 124 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,339 The Furious Five will remain here at the Jade Palace. 125 00:06:18,219 --> 00:06:21,420 You mean, I have to leave my friends? 126 00:06:21,285 --> 00:06:23,219 - But... But I... - Your majesty, 127 00:06:23,137 --> 00:06:26,404 might I suggest one of the Furious Five as head of security? 128 00:06:26,266 --> 00:06:31,203 Perhaps Tigress, or Monkey. Or... really, anyone but Po. 129 00:06:30,993 --> 00:06:33,660 - Huh? - Don't get me wrong. 130 00:06:33,547 --> 00:06:37,749 Po has many fine qualities, such as... 131 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:41,740 all those... qualities... he has. 132 00:06:41,563 --> 00:06:43,863 But he's not really management material. 133 00:06:43,766 --> 00:06:46,968 Don't sugarcoat it, Shifu. What do you really think? 134 00:06:46,832 --> 00:06:51,000 I'm sorry, Po. Head of imperial security is a critical position. 135 00:06:50,823 --> 00:06:53,658 The Emperor's life is in a constant state of peril. 136 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,704 - It is? - Yes, it is. 137 00:06:55,613 --> 00:06:59,215 This job requires analysis, preparation, thinking, 138 00:06:59,063 --> 00:07:03,332 - not just acting. - Hey, I can think while I act. 139 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:05,584 Can you now? Then answer this riddle 140 00:07:05,482 --> 00:07:08,716 "What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?" 141 00:07:08,579 --> 00:07:10,579 Oh, uh... hmm... 142 00:07:10,495 --> 00:07:12,595 - Now attack me. - [Grunts] Okay. 143 00:07:12,506 --> 00:07:14,506 I just... Unh! Just gotta... Hyah! 144 00:07:14,422 --> 00:07:16,089 Whoa. [Repeated grunts] 145 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:19,988 How big a barrel are we... Unh. Is it a feather? 146 00:07:19,819 --> 00:07:22,421 I'm sorry panda, you're just not a thinker. 147 00:07:22,427 --> 00:07:26,608 - Your majesty... - Ooh, is it two feathers? 148 00:07:26,718 --> 00:07:30,286 I'm thinky enough to do this job, right, guys? 149 00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:36,587 - "Thinky?" - Fine, then I'll prove you all wrong. 150 00:07:36,394 --> 00:07:37,793 I can handle this. 151 00:07:39,395 --> 00:07:42,930 - Lu, I accept your offer. - Yay! 152 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:45,281 [Muttering] [Pained groans] 153 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:47,009 This is gonna be so great, Po! 154 00:07:46,932 --> 00:07:50,118 It'll be like a really long sleepover. 155 00:07:50,180 --> 00:07:54,319 [Music] 156 00:07:59,699 --> 00:08:04,201 So, uh, I guess this is good-bye. 157 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,065 Don't stay away too long. 158 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:14,060 [Hand buzzer vibrates] Aah! 159 00:08:13,974 --> 00:08:17,208 [chuckles] I can't believe you still fall for that! 160 00:08:17,071 --> 00:08:18,437 Gonna miss you, buddy. 161 00:08:18,380 --> 00:08:19,379 Ow! 162 00:08:19,338 --> 00:08:20,771 [Buzzer vibrates] Aah! Ooh. 163 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:24,446 - Take care of yourself, panda. - [Strained voice] You too, Tigress. 164 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,205 Put a little of this in your tea every morning. 165 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,953 It'll help with that, uh, problem. 166 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:32,010 - Which problem? - Mmm... 167 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,254 Oh, right. Thanks, bro. 168 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:36,847 I'm gonna miss you, man. 169 00:08:36,775 --> 00:08:42,545 [Snorts, crying] 170 00:08:48,845 --> 00:08:51,579 Hmm? 171 00:08:53,093 --> 00:08:57,028 - Master Po. - Master Shifu. 172 00:08:58,553 --> 00:09:02,888 - Po, be careful. - Be careful? 173 00:09:02,704 --> 00:09:04,971 You really think I'm gonna mess this up, don't you? 174 00:09:04,876 --> 00:09:09,379 Well, the Emperor thinks I can do it. And so do I, master. 175 00:09:09,187 --> 00:09:10,886 - See you around. - Po... 176 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:21,558 [Sighs] Just... be careful. 177 00:09:23,471 --> 00:09:27,348 [music] 178 00:09:30,711 --> 00:09:32,978 Okay, men, while we're camped out for the night, 179 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:37,851 Make sure to keep an eye out for any dan... ger. 180 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,741 Carry on. 181 00:09:40,610 --> 00:09:44,145 Oh, duke Zhihui, I wanted to talk to you about... 182 00:09:43,995 --> 00:09:45,595 [Grumbles] 183 00:09:45,528 --> 00:09:49,730 Ehh, I don't think that duke guy likes me much. 184 00:09:49,551 --> 00:09:53,286 That's okay. He doesn't like anyone else either. 185 00:09:53,128 --> 00:09:54,461 It's not just him. 186 00:09:54,406 --> 00:09:58,241 Nobody here takes me seriously except for you. 187 00:09:58,078 --> 00:10:01,246 - Maybe Shifu was right. - Nonsense. 188 00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:03,412 Nobody took Lu Kang seriously, 189 00:10:03,315 --> 00:10:05,716 and now look at him... he's the Emperor. 190 00:10:05,615 --> 00:10:08,549 He's instituted Friday pie days! 191 00:10:08,425 --> 00:10:12,527 Pie... You're right, Pangbing. 192 00:10:12,352 --> 00:10:14,886 Thanks. You're a good friend. 193 00:10:14,779 --> 00:10:17,713 I better check on Lu. 194 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,853 - A badger! - What? 195 00:10:23,784 --> 00:10:26,418 The thing you put in the barrel to make it lighter... a badger. 196 00:10:26,307 --> 00:10:29,342 - Oh, I don't think so. - Dang! 197 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:32,015 [Stomach gurgling] Whoa! Time for third dinner. 198 00:10:31,896 --> 00:10:34,931 You keep thinking, Lu. I'm gonna sniff out some food. 199 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,301 [Sniffing] 200 00:10:39,624 --> 00:10:42,558 [Straining] 201 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,968 Oh! [Stomach growls] 202 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:48,630 Haahhh... 203 00:10:48,470 --> 00:10:51,604 Oh... aah! 204 00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:54,639 That panda could ruin everything. 205 00:10:56,038 --> 00:10:58,271 We'll have to escalate our plans. 206 00:10:58,177 --> 00:11:02,179 Tonight we eliminate this so-called Dragon Warrior. [Gasps] 207 00:11:02,009 --> 00:11:04,910 Then we move on the Emperor. 208 00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:06,488 [Grunting] 209 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:10,085 Lu Kang's days are numbered. 210 00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:10,928 [Thud] [gasps] 211 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:15,857 Uh... [chuckles] What's up... duke? 212 00:11:15,646 --> 00:11:19,748 Get that panda! He's... He's a traitor! 213 00:11:19,573 --> 00:11:23,975 [Guards shouting] Lu Kang. Lu Kang! 214 00:11:23,788 --> 00:11:25,988 [Shouting] 215 00:11:25,896 --> 00:11:27,896 Aaa! [Guards groan] 216 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:33,082 - Lu Kang! - Time for pie? 217 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:35,158 [Grunting] 218 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,127 Waa-taa! 219 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:38,918 - Lu! - Hey, what's going on? 220 00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,164 Zhihui is plotting against you. 221 00:11:40,107 --> 00:11:41,539 - We gotta go. - Well, that's no good. 222 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,913 Hey, do I have time to pack a few things? 223 00:11:42,853 --> 00:11:46,588 - No! - What are you doing? 224 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:49,330 [Both yelling] 225 00:11:50,645 --> 00:11:52,177 Unh! 226 00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:53,313 [Straining] 227 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:57,466 Oh, my gosh, that was so cool. Can we do it again? 228 00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:58,353 [Strained voice] Maybe later. 229 00:12:06,388 --> 00:12:09,590 Got to... Got to rest. 230 00:12:09,454 --> 00:12:12,788 Really? I could keep going for... 231 00:12:14,212 --> 00:12:20,383 - Yeah, rest sounds good. - Okay, what do we... do now? 232 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:24,155 We get you... to the Jade Palace... Where you'll be safe. 233 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:26,285 Come on. 234 00:12:30,115 --> 00:12:31,614 Still thinking about that riddle? 235 00:12:31,552 --> 00:12:34,787 Don't tell me. Is it a soap bubble? 236 00:12:34,650 --> 00:12:36,883 [panting] We'll be safe here. 237 00:12:36,789 --> 00:12:39,590 [Both panting] 238 00:12:39,472 --> 00:12:41,405 [Scuffle] Ooh. 239 00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:43,224 Haaah! 240 00:12:43,144 --> 00:12:44,277 [Groans] 241 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,297 [Punches, grunts] 242 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:47,275 Ooh. 243 00:12:50,297 --> 00:12:51,430 Zhihui! 244 00:12:57,195 --> 00:12:59,595 Hooo... Unh! 245 00:13:00,963 --> 00:13:02,095 Oh! 246 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,716 Come on. 247 00:13:17,665 --> 00:13:20,365 Here, this is an old access tunnel 248 00:13:20,251 --> 00:13:24,153 to the Jade Palace's emergency water supply. 249 00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:27,155 We'll sneak in, and I can take Zhihui one on one! 250 00:13:29,224 --> 00:13:32,225 Look at you, all using your brain and stuff. 251 00:13:32,098 --> 00:13:37,402 - Kinda hurts right in here. - Yeah, I get that all the time. 252 00:13:40,562 --> 00:13:43,491 [Water dripping] [Music] 253 00:14:04,352 --> 00:14:06,252 Hide here. I'll capture Zhihui 254 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:09,307 And force him to free Shifu and the Five. 255 00:14:18,594 --> 00:14:20,795 [Panting] 256 00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:23,503 Ehh... 257 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,517 Yeep! 258 00:14:26,578 --> 00:14:29,312 [Grunts] What kept you? 259 00:14:29,197 --> 00:14:31,964 I've been standing behind that column for ages. 260 00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:32,846 Unh! 261 00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,206 [Grunts, groans, cries] 262 00:14:39,863 --> 00:14:41,162 Raah! 263 00:14:41,108 --> 00:14:43,475 - Dah! - Ooh! 264 00:14:44,972 --> 00:14:47,673 But how? That was solid steel! 265 00:14:47,559 --> 00:14:50,462 And I'm solid Dragon Warrior. 266 00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:55,453 Not that solid. Farewell, Dragon. 267 00:14:55,319 --> 00:14:58,620 [Clang] Unh! 268 00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:05,521 - Pangbing! You saved me. - Is the Emperor all right? 269 00:15:05,346 --> 00:15:07,780 Don't worry, Lu's hiding over there behind that armor. 270 00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:13,120 - Good to know. - Huh? 271 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:17,349 [Electricity crackles] 272 00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:27,557 - But I thought... - Thinking was your first mistake! 273 00:15:31,053 --> 00:15:33,030 Huh? 274 00:15:33,544 --> 00:15:35,477 Ooh... unh! 275 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,899 Pangbing, I thought we were pals, but you... 276 00:15:42,773 --> 00:15:45,373 you're some kind of evil sorceress lady! 277 00:15:45,263 --> 00:15:50,867 What tipped you off, the levitating or this? Hwah! 278 00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:52,795 Uh, a little of both. 279 00:15:52,704 --> 00:15:55,271 Whoa! Yow! 280 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,096 Aah! [Whimpering] 281 00:15:57,015 --> 00:15:59,282 Aah! [Panting] 282 00:16:09,182 --> 00:16:10,748 Unh! 283 00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:14,250 Get Lu Kang! 284 00:16:15,919 --> 00:16:20,722 - Yes, master. - Why? Why are you doing this? 285 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,524 My mystical order has been around 286 00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:29,240 since the dawn of the first dynasty. 287 00:16:29,077 --> 00:16:31,944 We hoped to use our magic to promote peace 288 00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:36,192 and harmony amongst all, and enlighten the people. 289 00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:39,107 But they were simple, stupid folk. 290 00:16:38,976 --> 00:16:42,911 Fearing our power, they shunned us. 291 00:16:42,744 --> 00:16:46,079 I explained our good intentions to the Emperor, 292 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:52,242 but he was as ignorant as those he ruled and ordered our arrest. 293 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:59,982 I was the only one who escaped. [Thunderclap] 294 00:16:59,829 --> 00:17:02,429 Over the centuries, I mastered the power 295 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,456 that would allow me to take my revenge on the people 296 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:11,149 and their tyrannical Emperor... mind control. 297 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,634 Look, what that Emperor did to you was wrong, 298 00:17:16,530 --> 00:17:18,864 but it happened, like, a 1,000 years ago! 299 00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,332 You look great, by the way. 300 00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,667 None of those that hurt you are even around anymore. 301 00:17:22,566 --> 00:17:26,000 - Why mind control us? - Because I can! 302 00:17:25,855 --> 00:17:29,190 Except for Lu. He's too simple to be controlled. 303 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,082 A mind that can only focus on one thing at a time 304 00:17:31,954 --> 00:17:36,590 - is impervious to my magic! - I like olives. 305 00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:42,231 So I took control of duke Zhihui and the guards instead. 306 00:17:41,982 --> 00:17:45,583 Soon I will control all the minds in China. 307 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:48,965 At the eclipse, I will perform the ritual of infusing, 308 00:17:48,815 --> 00:17:53,985 and my powers will increase a millionfold! 309 00:17:53,765 --> 00:17:59,035 To think this imbecile is the only thing that can ruin my plans. 310 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,844 - I am? - But you won't. 311 00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:02,592 - I won't? - No! 312 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,750 And neither will your idiot panda friend! 313 00:18:05,613 --> 00:18:09,582 Uh, that's idiot Dragon Warrior to you. 314 00:18:09,413 --> 00:18:11,646 Gaa! 315 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,154 Come on! 316 00:18:15,097 --> 00:18:18,165 After them! 317 00:18:18,418 --> 00:18:19,350 [Guards grunting] 318 00:18:22,314 --> 00:18:26,716 - Ow. - Keep moving! 319 00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:27,662 [Growling] 320 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,058 Aah! 321 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:34,359 Aah! 322 00:18:37,803 --> 00:18:40,837 [War cry] 323 00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,075 This... is going to be dramatic. 324 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,946 All: Aaah... 325 00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:58,496 Ow. 326 00:18:58,431 --> 00:18:59,864 Morning, head of security. 327 00:18:59,804 --> 00:19:03,539 - I found some fruit for breakfast. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 328 00:19:03,381 --> 00:19:08,384 - Lu, those are pebbles. - Oh. I kinda wish I hadn't eaten 329 00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:10,138 so many of 'em, then. [Pebbles clatter] 330 00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:11,721 You won't get away with this. 331 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,719 [Smack] Unh! 332 00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:32,033 They're headed towards the capital. 333 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,862 Yeah, so Pangbing can add them 334 00:19:33,782 --> 00:19:36,283 to her mind-controlled army during the eclipse. 335 00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:37,676 But the eclipse is tomorrow. 336 00:19:37,614 --> 00:19:40,482 We're running out of time. What are we gonna do? 337 00:19:40,361 --> 00:19:43,362 And what do you put in a barrel to make it lighter? 338 00:19:43,235 --> 00:19:46,970 I don't know, Lu. I've completely blown it. 339 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,545 Shifu was right. I'm no good at thinking. 340 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:52,164 I'm no good at anything! 341 00:19:52,048 --> 00:19:53,948 I still believe in you, Po. 342 00:19:53,869 --> 00:19:56,870 - And fairies. - And fairies! 343 00:19:56,743 --> 00:19:59,777 [Sighs] There's no way we can stop Pangbing. 344 00:19:59,648 --> 00:20:02,549 Nothing can. 345 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:04,527 [Gasps] Except you. 346 00:20:04,438 --> 00:20:07,740 She said you could stop her. But how? How?! 347 00:20:07,601 --> 00:20:09,734 Ooh! Ooh! I know, I know. 348 00:20:09,644 --> 00:20:12,245 Call on me. Call on me! 349 00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:14,869 Legend has it that long ago, during an eclipse, 350 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:18,088 my great, great, great grand uncle, Emperor Shun, 351 00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:19,780 became all super-strong and stuff. 352 00:20:19,704 --> 00:20:23,105 - Maybe that'll happen to me. - That must be it. At the eclipse, 353 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,228 you'll become powerful enough to defeat Pangbing! 354 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:28,891 Will I have huge rippling muscles and six-pack abs? 355 00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:31,240 - I don't see why not. - Yay, me! 356 00:20:31,136 --> 00:20:33,803 We have to get you to the capital before the eclipse. 357 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,990 But how? 358 00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:40,196 We're gonna need help. Really powerful help. 359 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:46,213 What, did you have a good happy idea or a bad frowny idea? 360 00:20:46,017 --> 00:20:50,386 Lu Kang, I present our powerful but evil help... 361 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,734 Taotai, master of machinery... 362 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,361 the mighty rhino, Hundun... 363 00:20:55,246 --> 00:20:58,013 dreaded crime lord Tong Fo... 364 00:20:57,896 --> 00:21:01,364 Temutai, Warrior-king of the Qidan... 365 00:21:01,217 --> 00:21:04,385 and Fung and Gah-Ri... 366 00:21:04,251 --> 00:21:08,653 these... two guys who... try really hard. 367 00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:10,500 Aw, darn it! [clatter] 368 00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:16,656 Tong Fo: So, panda, now that we're free, 369 00:21:16,545 --> 00:21:18,445 how are you gonna stop us from running away? 370 00:21:18,366 --> 00:21:22,168 I'll tell you. Tomorrow, during the eclipse, 371 00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:24,940 an evil sorceress is going to enslave everyone in China. 372 00:21:24,816 --> 00:21:30,220 - Everyone, including you. - I hate being enslaved. 373 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:32,924 It's one of my least-favorite things. 374 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,934 Our only hope is to put our differences aside and cooperate. 375 00:21:35,984 --> 00:21:40,534 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27619

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