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Wa-cha! Ha! Ha! Hiyah!

[Male announcer] And now Dreamworks' Kung Fu Panda:

Legends of Awesomeness. [Grunts]

[gong rings]

[Scatting]

Raised in a noodle shop

never seeking glory or fame

he climbed the mountaintop

and earned the Dragon Warrior name

Ooh! Ahh! Yah!

kung fu panda

[Scatting]

Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom

and master the skills of bodacious and awesome

kung fu panda

[Scatting]

he lives and he trains and he fights

with the Furious Five

protect the valley, something, something

something, something alive

Ooh! Ahh! Uh!

Kung Fu Panda

Legends of Awesomeness

Sweet!

[Mysterious music]

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These'll fetch a pretty penny on the black market.

You know, it's kind of annoying

the way you always state the obvious.

You think that's annoying?

Wait till we kick your butts.

- Hai! - These are priceless.

- Don't let them get damaged. - Hey, they don't want

- the stuff to get dam... - I know!

[All grunting]

- Hyah! - Hunh!

- Back off, or the tapestry gets it! - No! It's 2,000 years old.

We are gonna walk out of here nice and easy,

- and you... - Shakabooey!

- Aah! - Sorry I'm late.

- Po, look out for... - I'm on it.

Hyah! Wah!

[Gasps] [vase shatters]

Po, be careful.

Oooh!

Don't worry, I'm okay.

Aaa... Hyah!

- Po! - Just a minute.

[Punches landing, vases shattering]

Unh!

Done and done.

Now, what did you want to say?

Po, you can't just blunder into situations

like a panda in a china shop.

Well, this is China, and I'm a panda, so...

You know what I mean! You need to think before you act.

"Think before you act!"

Think!

But I'm the acty guy, not the thinky guy.

You're just mad because

you couldn't handle those thieves without me.

We were handling them.

Sure, with some help from these guys, Lefty and Roger.

Aaaaahhh...

- Unh! - The Emperor! The Emperor!

What about the Emperor?

He's... here!

[All gasp]

- The Emperor is here? - Unannounced?

This is serious trouble.

Maybe he's just dropping by to say howdy.

The last time an Emperor dropped by the Jade Palace

was hundreds of year ago,

and he howdied seven people's heads off. [Gulps]

[Music]

- Am I doing this right? - Be quiet!

Should I be in the back 'cause I'm tall,

or should I be in the front 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior?

Po! You are not to speak during ceremonial greetings.

Tremble in fear,

and bow in respect to his most noble and imperious

Emperor of all China!

[Door creaks open]

Hey there, party people.

[Relieved sighs, laughter]

- We thought it was the Emperor. - What's going on?

Lu! Long time, no... Gah!

It's okay. He's my old kung fu teacher.

Stand down, faithful guards.

They're so protective.

But that's the downside of becoming the Emperor.

Yeah, well, I guess... What?!

My grandfather retired and named me as his successor.

You're looking at Emperor Lu Kang, Ruler of all China.

He may be Emperor, but he's still a klutz.

You got that right.

[Straining] I just gotta... hunh!

Hunh... I'm just gonna...

Anyway, in a couple days, I'm having my imperial ascension ceremony.

We scheduled it to coincide with the eclipse.

You can't have a good ascension ceremony

without an eclipse. It's really all the rage.

- Ahem. - Oh, right, right, right.

Dragon Warrior, I want to introduce you to my chief advisor duke Zhihui.

- He is most impressive. - Back at ya!

And I want to introduce you to the duke's assistant,

- Pangbing. - I'm in charge of slop buckets.

Pangbing, you are not to speak during ceremonial greetings.

And last but not least, I want to introduce you

to my new head of security...

You! [All gasp]

- Wait, what? - It's a surprise, huh?

Po, I'm appointing you to be head of imperial security.

For real!

Oh, my gosh, Lu, this is the greatest honor ever!

But are you sure? I mean...

Master Po, when I came here to learn kung fu,

you were the only one who believed in me.

And now I believe in you.

- And fairies. - Cool! This is gonna be great.

Tigress will be in charge of discipline,

- Crane, you'll handle ankle bracelets... - No, Po, you don't understand.

I just want you.

The Furious Five will remain here at the Jade Palace.

You mean, I have to leave my friends?

- But... But I... - Your majesty,

might I suggest one of the Furious Five as head of security?

Perhaps Tigress, or Monkey. Or... really, anyone but Po.

- Huh? - Don't get me wrong.

Po has many fine qualities, such as...

all those... qualities... he has.

But he's not really management material.

Don't sugarcoat it, Shifu. What do you really think?

I'm sorry, Po. Head of imperial security is a critical position.

The Emperor's life is in a constant state of peril.

- It is? - Yes, it is.

This job requires analysis, preparation, thinking,

- not just acting. - Hey, I can think while I act.

Can you now? Then answer this riddle

"What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?"

Oh, uh... hmm...

- Now attack me. - [Grunts] Okay.

I just... Unh! Just gotta... Hyah!

Whoa. [Repeated grunts]

How big a barrel are we... Unh. Is it a feather?

I'm sorry panda, you're just not a thinker.

- Your majesty... - Ooh, is it two feathers?

I'm thinky enough to do this job, right, guys?

- "Thinky?" - Fine, then I'll prove you all wrong.

I can handle this.

- Lu, I accept your offer. - Yay!

[Muttering] [Pained groans]

This is gonna be so great, Po!

It'll be like a really long sleepover.

[Music]

So, uh, I guess this is good-bye.

Don't stay away too long.

[Hand buzzer vibrates] Aah!

[chuckles] I can't believe you still fall for that!

Gonna miss you, buddy.

Ow!

[Buzzer vibrates] Aah! Ooh.

- Take care of yourself, panda. - [Strained voice] You too, Tigress.

Put a little of this in your tea every morning.

It'll help with that, uh, problem.

- Which problem? - Mmm...

Oh, right. Thanks, bro.

I'm gonna miss you, man.

[Snorts, crying]

Hmm?

- Master Po. - Master Shifu.

- Po, be careful. - Be careful?

You really think I'm gonna mess this up, don't you?

Well, the Emperor thinks I can do it. And so do I, master.

- See you around. - Po...

[Sighs] Just... be careful.

[music]

Okay, men, while we're camped out for the night,

Make sure to keep an eye out for any dan... ger.

Carry on.

Oh, duke Zhihui, I wanted to talk to you about...

[Grumbles]

Ehh, I don't think that duke guy likes me much.

That's okay. He doesn't like anyone else either.

It's not just him.

Nobody here takes me seriously except for you.

- Maybe Shifu was right. - Nonsense.

Nobody took Lu Kang seriously,

and now look at him... he's the Emperor.

He's instituted Friday pie days!

Pie... You're right, Pangbing.

Thanks. You're a good friend.

I better check on Lu.

- A badger! - What?

The thing you put in the barrel to make it lighter... a badger.

- Oh, I don't think so. - Dang!

[Stomach gurgling] Whoa! Time for third dinner.

You keep thinking, Lu. I'm gonna sniff out some food.

[Sniffing]

[Straining]

Oh! [Stomach growls]

Haahhh...

Oh... aah!

That panda could ruin everything.

We'll have to escalate our plans.

Tonight we eliminate this so-called Dragon Warrior. [Gasps]

Then we move on the Emperor.

[Grunting]

Lu Kang's days are numbered.

[Thud] [gasps]

Uh... [chuckles] What's up... duke?

Get that panda! He's... He's a traitor!

[Guards shouting] Lu Kang. Lu Kang!

[Shouting]

Aaa! [Guards groan]

- Lu Kang! - Time for pie?

[Grunting]

Waa-taa!

- Lu! - Hey, what's going on?

Zhihui is plotting against you.

- We gotta go. - Well, that's no good.

Hey, do I have time to pack a few things?

- No! - What are you doing?

[Both yelling]

Unh!

[Straining]

Oh, my gosh, that was so cool. Can we do it again?

[Strained voice] Maybe later.

Got to... Got to rest.

Really? I could keep going for...

- Yeah, rest sounds good. - Okay, what do we... do now?

We get you... to the Jade Palace... Where you'll be safe.

Come on.

Still thinking about that riddle?

Don't tell me. Is it a soap bubble?

[panting] We'll be safe here.

[Both panting]

[Scuffle] Ooh.

Haaah!

[Groans]

[Punches, grunts]

Ooh.

Zhihui!

Hooo... Unh!

Oh!

Come on.

Here, this is an old access tunnel

to the Jade Palace's emergency water supply.

We'll sneak in, and I can take Zhihui one on one!

Look at you, all using your brain and stuff.

- Kinda hurts right in here. - Yeah, I get that all the time.

[Water dripping] [Music]

Hide here. I'll capture Zhihui

And force him to free Shifu and the Five.

[Panting]

Ehh...

Yeep!

[Grunts] What kept you?

I've been standing behind that column for ages.

Unh!

[Grunts, groans, cries]

Raah!

- Dah! - Ooh!

But how? That was solid steel!

And I'm solid Dragon Warrior.

Not that solid. Farewell, Dragon.

[Clang] Unh!

- Pangbing! You saved me. - Is the Emperor all right?

Don't worry, Lu's hiding over there behind that armor.

- Good to know. - Huh?

[Electricity crackles]

- But I thought... - Thinking was your first mistake!

Huh?

Ooh... unh!

Pangbing, I thought we were pals, but you...

you're some kind of evil sorceress lady!

What tipped you off, the levitating or this? Hwah!

Uh, a little of both.

Whoa! Yow!

Aah! [Whimpering]

Aah! [Panting]

Unh!

Get Lu Kang!

- Yes, master. - Why? Why are you doing this?

My mystical order has been around

since the dawn of the first dynasty.

We hoped to use our magic to promote peace

and harmony amongst all, and enlighten the people.

But they were simple, stupid folk.

Fearing our power, they shunned us.

I explained our good intentions to the Emperor,

but he was as ignorant as those he ruled and ordered our arrest.

I was the only one who escaped. [Thunderclap]

Over the centuries, I mastered the power

that would allow me to take my revenge on the people

and their tyrannical Emperor... mind control.

Look, what that Emperor did to you was wrong,

but it happened, like, a 1,000 years ago!

You look great, by the way.

None of those that hurt you are even around anymore.

- Why mind control us? - Because I can!

Except for Lu. He's too simple to be controlled.

A mind that can only focus on one thing at a time

- is impervious to my magic! - I like olives.

So I took control of duke Zhihui and the guards instead.

Soon I will control all the minds in China.

At the eclipse, I will perform the ritual of infusing,

and my powers will increase a millionfold!

To think this imbecile is the only thing that can ruin my plans.

- I am? - But you won't.

- I won't? - No!

And neither will your idiot panda friend!

Uh, that's idiot Dragon Warrior to you.

Gaa!

Come on!

After them!

[Guards grunting]

- Ow. - Keep moving!

[Growling]

Aah!

Aah!

[War cry]

This... is going to be dramatic.

All: Aaah...

Ow.

Morning, head of security.

- I found some fruit for breakfast. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

- Lu, those are pebbles. - Oh. I kinda wish I hadn't eaten

so many of 'em, then. [Pebbles clatter]

You won't get away with this.

[Smack] Unh!

They're headed towards the capital.

Yeah, so Pangbing can add them

to her mind-controlled army during the eclipse.

But the eclipse is tomorrow.

We're running out of time. What are we gonna do?

And what do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

I don't know, Lu. I've completely blown it.

Shifu was right. I'm no good at thinking.

I'm no good at anything!

I still believe in you, Po.

- And fairies. - And fairies!

[Sighs] There's no way we can stop Pangbing.

Nothing can.

[Gasps] Except you.

She said you could stop her. But how? How?!

Ooh! Ooh! I know, I know.

Call on me. Call on me!

Legend has it that long ago, during an eclipse,

my great, great, great grand uncle, Emperor Shun,

became all super-strong and stuff.

- Maybe that'll happen to me. - That must be it. At the eclipse,

you'll become powerful enough to defeat Pangbing!

Will I have huge rippling muscles and six-pack abs?

- I don't see why not. - Yay, me!

We have to get you to the capital before the eclipse.

But how?

We're gonna need help. Really powerful help.

What, did you have a good happy idea or a bad frowny idea?

Lu Kang, I present our powerful but evil help...

Taotai, master of machinery...

the mighty rhino, Hundun...

dreaded crime lord Tong Fo...

Temutai, Warrior-king of the Qidan...

and Fung and Gah-Ri...

these... two guys who... try really hard.

Aw, darn it! [clatter]

Tong Fo: So, panda, now that we're free,

how are you gonna stop us from running away?

I'll tell you. Tomorrow, during the eclipse,

an evil sorceress is going to enslave everyone in China.

- Everyone, including you. - I hate being enslaved.

It's one of my least-favorite things.

Our only hope is to put our differences aside and cooperate.

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