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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,394 --> 00:00:10,586 3x07 - Mouth Off 2 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:14,784 Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! 3 00:00:14,786 --> 00:00:17,988 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! 4 00:00:17,990 --> 00:00:19,890 Raised in a noodle shop 5 00:00:19,892 --> 00:00:21,625 never seeking glory or fame 6 00:00:21,627 --> 00:00:22,926 he climbed the mountain top 7 00:00:22,928 --> 00:00:25,095 and earned the Dragon Warrior name. 8 00:00:25,097 --> 00:00:26,463 Hu! Ah! Ya! 9 00:00:26,465 --> 00:00:28,231 Kung Fu Panda! 10 00:00:28,233 --> 00:00:30,834 Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! 11 00:00:30,836 --> 00:00:34,337 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 12 00:00:34,339 --> 00:00:37,874 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 13 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:39,743 Kung Fu Panda. 14 00:00:39,745 --> 00:00:42,646 Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! 15 00:00:42,648 --> 00:00:43,713 He lives, he trains 16 00:00:43,715 --> 00:00:46,416 and he fights with the Furious Five 17 00:00:46,418 --> 00:00:48,118 protect the Valley somethin' somethin' 18 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:49,419 somethin' somethin' alive 19 00:00:49,421 --> 00:00:50,720 Oh! Ah! Uh! 20 00:00:50,722 --> 00:00:53,755 Kung Fu Panda 21 00:00:54,026 --> 00:00:55,825 Legends of awesomeness. 22 00:00:56,488 --> 00:00:57,588 Sweet! 23 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:02,440 [traditional asian music] 24 00:01:03,268 --> 00:01:06,453 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:12,170 [grunting] 26 00:01:15,541 --> 00:01:18,944 [scats] 27 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:21,413 Buddy, I'm gonna give you a hand, 28 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:23,615 'cause I need to get ahead. 29 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,550 Huh? Huh? I know. Hilarious, right? 30 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:27,619 Could you help? 31 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:30,255 [grunts] This is great. 32 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:32,090 Man, I love fighting guys who don't fight so good. 33 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:33,458 I'm a-punchin' and a-kickin' 34 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:34,860 and a-kickin' and a-punchin'. 35 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:38,463 - Whoo-hoo! - Po, focus. We... [grunts] 36 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:41,566 Hey, Tigress, did I tell you that I finally found 37 00:01:41,568 --> 00:01:42,901 where that leak in my room was coming from? 38 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,202 Ha! [groans] 39 00:01:44,204 --> 00:01:46,905 - Don't care. - It was a hole. 40 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,740 And you'll never guess where it was. 41 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,542 The roof. True story. 42 00:01:50,544 --> 00:01:53,612 [all grunting] 43 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,448 Whoa! Sweet acupressurization, Mantis. 44 00:01:56,450 --> 00:02:00,319 Now allow me to assist you with some panda assist-asization. 45 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:01,820 Just help already. 46 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,823 Everybody loves my clever fighting banter 47 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,458 fighty-fighty, fighty 48 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,060 ba-ba-banty banter 49 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:09,561 [scats] 50 00:02:09,563 --> 00:02:11,330 Ba-pow! [all grunting] 51 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:15,434 That'll teach those guys to steal jewels, huh? 52 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:18,437 You think maybe before you chased 'em off, you should have... 53 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:22,274 gotten the jewels back from them? 54 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:26,278 [laughter] See ya, suckers. 55 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:30,682 - Why didn't you guys say anything? - Because you wouldn't shut up! 56 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:34,319 Oh, well, yeah. 57 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,254 Everything would have been fine 58 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,623 if you'd just stopped talking for, like, a second. 59 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,525 I know, okay? I'm sorry. 60 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:43,128 - Don't you ever stop talking? - When I'm asleep. 61 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:44,529 You talk in your sleep. 62 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:47,132 So the panda's mouth causing trouble again? 63 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:48,633 Not the same way as last time. 64 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:50,369 This time it was because I talked too much, 65 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:54,139 - not 'cause I said something stupid. - You said tons of stupid stuff. 66 00:02:54,141 --> 00:02:56,608 Po, the problem isn't just too much talking. 67 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:59,545 It's lack of focus. 68 00:03:02,348 --> 00:03:04,383 Ahem. 69 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:07,552 [grumbles] 70 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:09,788 Talking dissipates your Chi. 71 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:13,892 You cannot focus on words and kung fu at the same time. 72 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,560 Look, what happened was we were fighting these guys... 73 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:17,662 Whoa! 74 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:19,297 I wouldn't have been able to knock you down 75 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,034 - if you hadn't been talking. - If I hadn't been talking, 76 00:03:22,036 --> 00:03:23,535 you wouldn't have wanted to knock me down. 77 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:26,338 This is also true. 78 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:29,541 Po, have you ever heard of Master Wushen? 79 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:33,345 The guy who invented the Silken Moon touch? 80 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,048 The very same. 81 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:40,385 Wushen and I were both pupils of Oogway. 82 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,754 Though he was born with great natural ability, 83 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:47,426 Wushen was not living up to his potential. 84 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:51,329 He was always talking when he should have been focusing. 85 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:56,068 At Oogway's suggestion, Wushen took a Vow of silence. 86 00:03:58,771 --> 00:04:01,206 Almost at once, Wushen's kung fu 87 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,574 began to improve dramatically. 88 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,381 Within a week, he had developed the move 89 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,749 that would make him famous... 90 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,024 the Silken Moon touch. 91 00:04:23,396 --> 00:04:26,098 The Vow of silence enabled Wushen to strip away 92 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:27,632 the distraction of words 93 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:30,402 and focus his Chi to achieve great things. 94 00:04:30,404 --> 00:04:33,538 Whoa! It's always been a dream of mine 95 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:35,607 to master the Silken Moon touch. 96 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:39,711 Also, to swim in honey. 97 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:41,613 If learning the Moon touch is so important to you, 98 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:45,584 perhaps you should consider taking a Vow of silence. 99 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:49,154 Yeah! Wait, what exactly is that? 100 00:04:49,156 --> 00:04:53,125 [sighs] It's when you take a vow... to be silent. 101 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:57,596 - Is that even possible? - Of course it's possible. 102 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:01,466 You just don't speak. 103 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,835 And you think me not talking would help? 104 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:07,072 I think it would help you. I know it would help me. 105 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,507 But, if you don't talk at all, 106 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,075 don't the words get, like... get backed up in there 107 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,643 and come out someplace else, like your nose 108 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,178 or something maybe even worse than that? 109 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:16,781 - 'Cause I mean... - Po! Just think about it. 110 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:21,186 - Yeah, I don't... - More than that. 111 00:05:21,188 --> 00:05:23,088 - Uh... - More. 112 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,293 Mantis, do you think I should take a Vow of Silence? 113 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:34,099 [laughs hysterically] 114 00:05:38,371 --> 00:05:42,107 - And you're not joking. - Shifu said it might help me focus 115 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:45,443 to learn the Silken Moon touch. Will you help me? 116 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:47,045 Like, stay with me and make sure I don't talk? 117 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,314 Oh, this is gonna be hilarious. 118 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,316 - Count me in. - Awesome! 119 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:55,387 Silken Moon touch, here I come. 120 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:58,557 Po. Po. 121 00:05:58,559 --> 00:06:00,659 Po, you don't have to hold your breath. 122 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,627 [exhales] 123 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:04,196 I don't? 124 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:06,131 - You just talked. - Huh? I did? 125 00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:07,699 - You did it again. - Right. Sorry. 126 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:08,800 - And again. - Got it! 127 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:14,372 This'll help. We'll call this the talk jar. 128 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,542 Every time you talk, you have to throw in, say, five yuan. 129 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,010 Ooh, good idea. 130 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:23,215 - Talk jar. - Mm. 131 00:06:23,217 --> 00:06:28,753 There you go. It'll give you some incentive, right? 132 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,555 Hey, now you're getting the hang of it! 133 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,057 - Thanks. - Talk jar! 134 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,892 Dah! 135 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:42,367 - Morning, buddy. - Hey. 136 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:45,370 Did Po tell you about his Vow of silence? 137 00:06:45,372 --> 00:06:50,242 [uproarious laughter] 138 00:06:52,878 --> 00:06:55,547 Oh. 139 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,682 A Vow of silence, huh? 140 00:06:57,684 --> 00:06:59,284 - Bean bun? - Yes! 141 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:01,519 Dang. 142 00:07:01,521 --> 00:07:04,022 - It's a work in progress. - And how's it progressing? 143 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,757 - Another? - Yes! 144 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,058 Dang. [coin clinks] 145 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:08,226 Not great. 146 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:12,063 - Did you really take a Vow of silence? - I sure... dang. 147 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:15,867 - I knew he couldn't do it. - Yes, I... dang. 148 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,469 Come on, Po. 149 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:21,439 You know you can't resist the temptation to talk. 150 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,209 All right. 151 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,911 Remember when you did that one kung fu move, 152 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:31,249 - the Mongolian furball? - Fireba... ah! 153 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,618 [laughter] 154 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:34,986 All right, stop it. 155 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:37,956 I think we all owe it to Po to be supportive. 156 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,791 Do not! 157 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,893 Po's trying to do something that could benefit us all. 158 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:46,464 So just back off and give him a chance. 159 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,899 Thank you. 160 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,967 Agh! 161 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:51,636 Mantis, they're right. I can't do this. 162 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,771 I'm a blabbermouth, 163 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:54,639 a chatterbox, a yakkity-wakkity, 164 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,107 a floogoomeister. 165 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,310 - A flooga-what? - I don't know. 166 00:07:58,312 --> 00:08:00,779 See, I talk so much I have to make up new words. 167 00:08:00,781 --> 00:08:03,481 You can do it if you just shut your yap and focus. 168 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,451 - [sighs] Right. - Focus! 169 00:08:10,554 --> 00:08:14,359 - How goes the Silken Moon touch? - Uh, well... 170 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:15,760 Oh, you're loving this, aren't you? 171 00:08:15,762 --> 00:08:18,337 You never liked me, not since day one. Well, listen here, pal. 172 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:19,597 - I'm gonna... - Panda. 173 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:22,367 It's clear you're not taking your Vow of silence seriously. 174 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,435 No, no, no, I am, I am. 175 00:08:23,437 --> 00:08:26,207 See. 176 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,277 - That's me locking my mouth and... - I know what it is. 177 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:38,016 Po, you need to figure out if you're really willing to commit to this. 178 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:45,457 You can do it, Po. I know you can. Maybe. 179 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:52,797 Ah, there's no way I can make it on my own. 180 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,300 [snoring] 181 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:04,209 Mantis, you asleep? 182 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,680 [music] 183 00:09:08,681 --> 00:09:13,318 But maybe with a little acupressure help. 184 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,588 [continues snoring] 185 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:18,656 It's quiet time. 186 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:23,328 [floorboards creaking] 187 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,063 [hums] 188 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,598 [clatter] 189 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,508 Whew. 190 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:43,181 [giggles] 191 00:09:48,053 --> 00:09:49,888 Ah, bingo. 192 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,223 Just got to find the exact pressure point. 193 00:09:56,862 --> 00:10:00,131 Ah. Ahhh. Testing. Testing. 194 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,201 [crunch] [yelps and chokes] 195 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:06,104 Stupid nubby fingers. 196 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,007 [snoring] Yeah! Let's do it! 197 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,317 Ah, please don't wake up. 198 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,719 Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. 199 00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,721 Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up. 200 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,889 [exclaims] 201 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,395 [groans] 202 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,967 [continues snoring] 203 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:44,742 [door creaks, shuts] 204 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:47,065 What was that? 205 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,766 [music] 206 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,582 Okay, buddy, it's a brand-new day. 207 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,785 We're all rested up, and we're heading into the village. 208 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,120 People are gonna say hi, but you just wave, okay? 209 00:10:56,122 --> 00:11:01,459 No matter what they say, you keep the mouth closed. 210 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,661 - Hello, Po. - Hi, Po. 211 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,664 - Hey, there, Po. - Great job. 212 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,168 You'll have that Silken Moon touch mastered in no time. 213 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:13,905 Hey, watch where you're going! 214 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,177 You're not going anywhere till you apologize. 215 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,182 See? He's sorry. Have a good one. 216 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,950 Didn't you hear what my brother said? 217 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:29,153 You're not going anywhere. Apologize. 218 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:32,557 Uh, Po, maybe you should just... 219 00:11:34,693 --> 00:11:36,360 You and your not-big mouth! 220 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,434 Apologize. 221 00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:46,871 [grunts] 222 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:51,409 Seriously, Po, I think it would be okay if you talked now. 223 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,077 [exclaims] 224 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,079 [grunting] 225 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,981 [grunting] 226 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:59,684 [groaning] 227 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:02,654 [grunts] 228 00:12:02,656 --> 00:12:04,088 Hee-yah! 229 00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,098 I hate thiiiis! 230 00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:09,093 [grunting] 231 00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:16,768 [both grunt] 232 00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:22,674 All right, we'll go. But this isn't over, panda. 233 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,509 And next time, we won't be so lucky. 234 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,877 - He won't. - Who won't? 235 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,545 That guy. The panda. 236 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,581 - Won't what? - He won't be so lucky! 237 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:32,250 I don't think that was luck. He beat us pretty good. 238 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,853 Look, I don't know who's good and who's not! Just get going! 239 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:39,424 Okay, sure, you just got us in more trouble 240 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,260 by being silent than you usually do by talking, 241 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,195 but still, way to commit to the vow. 242 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:47,653 I'm proud of you, buddy. 243 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:57,308 Po, remember that one move you did? 244 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,544 Was it the wondering thin hammer? 245 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,446 Hammering one thinner? 246 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,781 Withering darned hummer? [grunts] 247 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,251 [sighs] 248 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,287 Thundering wind hammer. 249 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,463 [slurps] 250 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,264 [chuckles] 251 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:23,502 Piping hot bean buns, Po. 252 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,337 Just say the word. 253 00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,243 Hmm? 254 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,381 Oh, well played, my friend. 255 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:03,441 [exhales] 256 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,393 [all sigh] 257 00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,370 Po, that is not going to focus your Chi. 258 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,008 I don't understand. 259 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,211 With all the hard work you've done on your Vow of silence, 260 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,481 you should have mastered the moon touch by now. 261 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:47,185 Don't worry about it, Po. We're still real impressed with you. 262 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:49,320 I had my doubts, but the effort you've put forth 263 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,557 has shown what you're really made of. 264 00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:56,627 [horn blares] 265 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,503 It's Temutai. And he's brought the entire Qidan army. 266 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:11,974 [music] 267 00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:20,551 - Is that the one? - That's him, dad. 268 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,053 - Yeah. - Dad? 269 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,221 Oh, boy. 270 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,424 You, Dragon Warrior. You were mean to my boys. 271 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,360 They are good boys, and you were mean! 272 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,330 I demand an apology. 273 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,704 What was that? Was that a curtsy? 274 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:43,641 Honorable Temutai, Po has taken a Vow of silence. 275 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,377 Enough! [blathers] 276 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,784 Hear me now. If the panda does not apologize, 277 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:56,287 I will destroy all of you and this entire village. 278 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,223 There will be naught but scorched earth and memories! 279 00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,459 And maybe not memories! 280 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,829 Haven't we kind of beaten you before, like, several times? 281 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,399 Yeah, big guy. How is this any different? 282 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:13,070 Oh, right. You brought catapults. 283 00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:15,506 Ooh, and cannons. 284 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,575 [blows horn] 285 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,646 - And a little guy with a horn. - One moment. 286 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,415 Po, I know this vow was my suggestion, but enough is enough. 287 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,319 You have to apologize to him. 288 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,055 What are you saying? You can't? 289 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,731 Oh, no. You didn't. 290 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,503 - Didn't what? - He paralyzed his vocal cords. 291 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,871 You can do that? 292 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:49,273 I mean, we could have shut him up whenever we wanted? 293 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:52,009 You've been lying to us all this time! 294 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:59,116 I'll deal with you later. Can you fix him? 295 00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,652 Hmm. [musical tones] 296 00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,539 This should work. But it'll be at least an hour 297 00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:07,525 before he can make a sound, maybe even longer. 298 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,696 - Apologize now! - We don't have an hour. 299 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,164 Wait. 300 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,567 - Hey. - Sorry. Bring it right back. 301 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,203 But that's my favorite hat. 302 00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,840 [all whispering] 303 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,076 What are you... are you talking about me? 304 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,812 That is so rude! 305 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:33,217 Temutai, Po is ready to apologize to you and your sons. 306 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,887 [coughs] It's pretty stuffy in here. 307 00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:38,857 And a lot of dandruff. 308 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,226 Most honorable Temutai, 309 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,496 yammering beast with great horns, 310 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,500 King of the Qidan, no less. 311 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:55,172 I, Po, would like to humbly apo... [coughs] 312 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,009 Oh, there's no air under here. 313 00:17:58,011 --> 00:17:59,543 Aah. 314 00:17:59,545 --> 00:18:03,047 Can't breathe. [grunts] 315 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:05,616 You're suffocating me, you idiot! 316 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,418 [all gasping] 317 00:18:09,621 --> 00:18:13,624 Idiot? Idiot! You will pay for this insult. 318 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:17,628 You and your entire village! Attack! 319 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,629 Did it work? 320 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,865 [all shouting] 321 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,767 So, no? 322 00:18:26,608 --> 00:18:27,708 Attack! 323 00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,677 [all shouting] 324 00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:32,713 - Are we waiting for something? - Oh, usually, at this point, 325 00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:35,816 Po says something he thinks is clever. 326 00:18:35,818 --> 00:18:38,052 [all shouting] 327 00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:42,757 [all grunting] 328 00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:53,200 - Ooh! - Ha-ah! 329 00:18:53,202 --> 00:18:55,069 [screams] 330 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:58,472 [groans] 331 00:18:58,474 --> 00:19:01,308 Ha! [grunting] 332 00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,244 [laughs] [groans] 333 00:19:03,246 --> 00:19:06,380 [grunting, struggling] 334 00:19:12,487 --> 00:19:13,988 - Why must we do this? 335 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:18,559 Is your pride so great that you cannot suffer a simple apology? 336 00:19:21,363 --> 00:19:23,898 Now you mock me with your cruel face-making? 337 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,735 This shall not stand! [blathers] 338 00:19:35,777 --> 00:19:37,678 Nokai! 339 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,248 Archers, above. Get Shifu first! 340 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:43,284 [blathers] 341 00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:45,486 Now we end this. 342 00:19:55,097 --> 00:19:57,131 [hoarse] Shifu! 343 00:19:57,133 --> 00:19:59,467 Shifu! 344 00:19:59,469 --> 00:20:02,236 Shi... [grunts] unh! 345 00:20:02,238 --> 00:20:05,606 Shifu! Above! 346 00:20:14,749 --> 00:20:18,652 Temutai! [onlookers chattering] 347 00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:21,489 [horn blows] 348 00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:26,994 I am sorry. Please accept my sincere apology. 349 00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:29,497 [sighs] Well, in that case... 350 00:20:29,499 --> 00:20:33,901 [blathers] No! Too late! Your village is forfeit! 351 00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:37,438 Warriors of Qidan, fight harder! 352 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,307 [all shouting] 353 00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:42,510 Aha! [chuckles] 354 00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:44,912 Aah! 355 00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:48,516 - Watch this, dad. - We squash him! 356 00:20:48,518 --> 00:20:49,850 Such good boys. 357 00:20:49,852 --> 00:20:51,685 [shouts] Nice try, chuckles. 358 00:20:51,687 --> 00:20:52,820 Ha! Too slow. 359 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:54,588 [both grunting] 360 00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:56,790 Hoo-hoo, gotta hurt. [laughs] 361 00:20:56,792 --> 00:20:58,626 Looks like we're gonna have to take care of this 362 00:20:58,628 --> 00:20:59,960 the old-fashioned way. 363 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:01,996 With punching! Oof! 364 00:21:01,998 --> 00:21:03,764 Okay, not quite... 365 00:21:03,766 --> 00:21:07,168 Oh! N-no problem. 366 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:10,437 'Cause I can talk all day lo... Oh! 367 00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:13,140 [all grunting, laughing] 368 00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:16,210 Ooh! Aah! 369 00:21:16,212 --> 00:21:18,879 No! My friends! The village! 370 00:21:18,881 --> 00:21:21,148 This all happened because I cheated. 371 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:26,720 Now, Dragon Warrior, you will face your doom! 372 00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:30,625 Wait. No! No more talking. 373 00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:33,561 I said you will face your doom! 374 00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:36,064 [blathers] 375 00:21:36,566 --> 00:21:41,902 Aren't you gonna... witty comeback, uh, Po saying? 376 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:51,912 Is it me, or is it kind of creepy when he doesn't speak? 377 00:21:53,815 --> 00:21:57,117 [all shouting] 378 00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:00,387 [exhales] 379 00:22:00,389 --> 00:22:05,392 [wind whipping] 380 00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:16,403 [boom] 381 00:22:22,877 --> 00:22:25,346 [all grunting] 382 00:22:27,716 --> 00:22:31,452 I said I was sorry! Yeesh. 383 00:22:31,454 --> 00:22:33,420 You want a piece of me? 384 00:22:33,422 --> 00:22:37,258 [all muttering frantically] 385 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:40,194 Well, once again, Po, you've solved a problem... 386 00:22:40,196 --> 00:22:43,597 - Thank you. - ...that you pretty much caused. 387 00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:45,266 [sighs] 388 00:22:45,268 --> 00:22:48,902 So, uh, everybody? Now that I can talk again, 389 00:22:48,904 --> 00:22:53,774 I've been keeping a list of everything I wanted to say and couldn't. 390 00:22:53,776 --> 00:22:56,477 I knew it was too good to last. [all grumbling] 391 00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:57,811 Ow. Awesome! What's that? Your mama dresses you funny. 392 00:22:57,813 --> 00:22:58,979 Could I have another? 393 00:22:58,981 --> 00:23:00,547 That's not a pickle. I know, right? 394 00:23:00,549 --> 00:23:02,283 Awesome! Oh, my gosh, I totally used to have 395 00:23:02,285 --> 00:23:04,141 a hat like that when I was a kid, only it was blue... 396 00:23:07,408 --> 00:23:10,856 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 397 00:23:10,906 --> 00:23:15,456 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28455

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