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3x03 - The Break Up
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[wistful music]
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You see, guys, the key to picking a lock
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is a will of iron and a steady...
ah, darn it, I dropped the...
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Can you just...
just pick it up.
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Just give it!
Gol, about time.
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Anyway, as I was saying...
click!
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[all murmuring approval]
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I know, just like that, it's open.
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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Well, if you'd hold the light
where I could see... aah!
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Ow! Darn it!
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Why can't you just... oof!
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If you guys want some noodles,
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it's best to stop by
during business hours.
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[spits]
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Oh, are you kidding?
Gary!
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I'm just at the
part where the milkmaid
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falls in love with the stable boy.
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We're not talking about milkmaids.
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We're talking about you
botching lookout duty. Look!
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- See? Him.
- 'Sup?
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Darn it, Gary. Look, this
job is tough enough without...
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Trying to pick a lock when
the key is under the mat?
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- Uh, hate to interrupt...
- No, hang on, guy.
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Listen, you know what, Gary?
I'm sick and tired
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of your know-it-all attitude,
and your fancy words,
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and your book-reading...
with your eyes!
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You're the worst croc bandit ever.
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[all gasping]
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Yeah... [chuckles]
you guys have a lot to talk about, so...
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No, no, don't go.
I want you all to hear this.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Fung...
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- I am tired of your insults.
- Oh.
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- Your insensitivity...
- Ooh.
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- What's up with that?
- Oh.
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And your constant
mispronunciation of my name.
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- What?
- It's "Gah-ri."
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- "Gah-ri"!
- Oh, yeah, Gah-ri?
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Well, I think I have a
solution to your problem.
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- Me too. I quit!
- You're fired!
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- I quit.
- You're fired.
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- No, no, I quit.
- You can't quit,
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- 'Cause you're fired.
- I'm fired?
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- No, you're fired.
- No... how am I fired? I'm the leader.
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Um... I'm gonna go
ahead and fight you now.
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Huh? Oh! Oh, gosh...
I'm sorry, guy, sure.
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Everyone but Gary...
attack!
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Oof!
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[fighting sounds]
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Argh... huh?
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- Oops.
- What?
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[kung fu grunts]
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Ow!
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Everyone but Gary...
retreat!
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Hey, thanks for the...
[sobs]
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[sobbing]
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Why don't we all go inside
for a... a nice cup of tea?
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I wish I could.
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But don't let me stop you
two from, uh, you know...
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Where are you going?
You can't just stick me
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- with a sobbing crocodile.
- Sorry, Dad, I-I got midnight patrol.
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It's important, you know, I'm, uh...
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Dragon Warrior, I know, I know.
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Mr. Big pants always got
something important to do.
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Thanks for your understanding.
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Uh, good to see you, Gah-ri.
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[blubbers]
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You too.
Uh, bye, Dad!
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[sighs]
[blubbering]
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[scats]
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Two, three... [scatting]
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Dad! Dad...
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Gah-ri?
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- Dad, what's Gah-ri doing back here?
- Back? He never left.
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You can be honest, despite
my obviously fragile state.
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You're letting him make soup?
In your kitchen?
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With your good ladle?
You never even let me touch it.
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[gulps]
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It's fantastic. You're a
natural, Gah-ri. A natural.
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He has broth in his blood,
noodles in his soul.
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I'll be the judge of that.
Hit me.
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[slurps]
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Mmm... mmm!
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[satisfied moans]
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[moaning]
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[moaning continues]
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[sighs]
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- Needs salt.
- Oh, good tip.
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I'm always up for
constructive criticism.
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Not like the abuse I took from Fung.
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[sniffles]
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- It's okay.
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Why don't you go take
a break [chuckles],
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- and go wait on some tables?
- Thanks, Mr. Ping.
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I don't know what I'd do without you.
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Oh, Gah-ri.
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Dad, why are you letting
him hang out with you?
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- He's a croc bandit.
- Was. Once upon a time.
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Once upon a time yesterday!
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Now you're letting him touch your ladle.
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Gah-ri is a changed croc, Po.
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And you seemed fine enough
to leave me alone with
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him last night so you could
go off Dragon Warrioring.
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Oh, well, he was upset, so
I -I didn't think that he was... fine.
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But don't think I won't be keeping my
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eye on him, 'cause I will.
Both of 'em.
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After I have a little... ow!
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[sips]
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I'm so glad you enjoyed your meal.
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Please let me know if there's anything,
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anything at all, I can
get you two lovely ladies.
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[giggles]
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Well, could you recommend a dessert?
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- Oh, you know what's awesome is the...
- I was talking to Gah-ri.
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- Oh. Sorry.
- I highly recommend the coconut balls.
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- Oh, but my waistline.
- Mrs. Yoon, if I may be so bold,
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you look sveltely ravishing.
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I'll bring you two orders.
It'll just be between us.
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[giggles] Oh, you.
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That's the most
expensive item on the menu,
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and he's already sold five today.
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I can't believe I ever
got along without him.
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Great.
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[gasps]
Dad! Dad!
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- What, Po? What's wrong?
- What happened to my room?
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Oh, Gah-ri did a little rearranging
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when he moved in.
[chuckles]
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I think it looks better.
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- Has a nice flow.
- Gah-ri moved into my room?
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Uh, son, you live
at the Jade Palace now.
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- I didn't think you would mind...
- Where are my action figures?
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Wow.
Guy can really wrap.
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And fold.
And braid.
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Well, this is fine. I guess.
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Gah-ri's really turned his life around.
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Yeah, he hasn't stolen
anything in a whole week.
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- Real impressive.
- I'm glad you like Gah-ri too, Po...
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because there's something
I want to tell you.
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I'm adopting him.
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Aaaah!
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[sings]
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Dad?
Dad!
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[warbles]
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- Dad, can we talk about this?
- Uh, Po, we'll have to do it later.
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Since your new brother got here,
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I can't keep up with the new customers.
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Here, let me help
you with these... dad.
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- Oh, Po, you know that I...
- Sorry to interrupt,
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but if we don't clear these tables,
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we'll never be ready
for the dinner rush.
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He's such a hard worker.
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Okay, listen up, guys.
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That ingrate Gary is gone,
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so I'm gonna need a
new second-in-command.
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That's the number-two guy.
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- All right? So here's what...
- Um... what's an ingrate?
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Okay, all right.
You know, it's like... um, okay...
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it's like someone who's ungrateful.
All right? There you go.
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- So what I'm looking for in the...
- Wouldn't that be an un-grate?
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Anyways.
I've, like, designed some scenarios
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to test you guys' reactions
under pressure, so...
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scenario!
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All right, you're coming out of a store.
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You just robbed it, right?
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When you see two
figures in the moonlight.
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Who do you attack?
Okay, you only have a split-second...
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- Aah!
- Quit it! Knock it off!
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Ow!
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Gah! Darn it, guys.
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You know what?
Just forget it.
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Just take five.
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You want us to punch
you five more times?
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- Ooh. Come here.
- What?
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- Just... hand me that.
- You want the helmet.
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- Yes. Thanks.
- Here you go.
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No, I don't mean
hit me five more times!
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I mean take a break!
Gol!
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- Ow!
- Ow! Po?
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[both grunting]
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[both growling]
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[sighs]
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[both groaning]
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- Call it a draw?
- Draw.
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So...
missing your buddy?
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No. In fact, I'm finding a
replacement for him right now.
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Really?
How's that going?
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[metal crashing]
Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Aw, who am I kidding?
Gah-ri was the best.
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He was my number-two.
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I just let him walk
away, just walk away.
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He was, like,
the best bandit ever.
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[laughs]
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I remember this one time
when this thing happened.
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Ha, that was great.
And this other one time,
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there was this whole other thing.
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[laughs] Oh, man.
I never thought I'd live that one down.
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Whoo! Ha, ha...
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You know I can't see what's
going on in your head, right?
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Do I... duh!
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Of course I know that.
[snorts] Gah!
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Like, who wouldn't know
something like that?
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Like, everyone knows that.
Even babies know that.
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Oh, what's it matter now?
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Gah-ri's probably
already got a new gang.
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It's all awesome and stuff,
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and, like, they're
totally doing everything.
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Actually, he's just working
for my Dad at the noodle shop.
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- You don't mean...
- Yeah.
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He's earning an honest living.
And what's worse? My Dad...
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- wants to adopt him.
- What?
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I-I just... I think... oh...
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You, uh, okay over there?
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[sniffles]
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Uh, no problem.
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It's just, you know, uh...
eye sweat, you know?
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Right. Yeah, totally.
[sniffling]
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Probably won't be long
before they both forget us.
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[sighs] You're right.
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- We gotta do something.
- Yeah! What?
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Something that is clever,
incredibly well thought out,
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and super brilliant!
246
00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:59,795
- Oh.
- Yeah.
247
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[hums]
248
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,077
Now remember, Fung.
Once they...
249
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[groans]
250
00:13:16,814 --> 00:13:19,851
Once Dad and Gah-ri see that
we've replaced them with you
251
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:23,652
and me, they'll get jealous
and come running back to us.
252
00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:28,657
Oh, man, this is gonna be...
Oh, here they come.
253
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[guffaws]
254
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Stop it! Oh, stop it!
255
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I can't take it!
Oh, Dad...
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Ha, didn't see you there.
257
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,601
My best buddy Fung was telling me
258
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a deliciously ribald story
about...uh... stuff.
259
00:13:49,846 --> 00:13:56,118
Yeah.
We're, um... we're friends.
260
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[sighs]
May I take your order?
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Uh, yeah, two bowls of
your finest noodle soup.
262
00:14:02,059 --> 00:14:05,494
Nothing's too good for
my inseparable pal Fung.
263
00:14:08,464 --> 00:14:12,968
Mm...
Hmm.
264
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:18,140
Did you see their faces? I...
[gasps, laughs]
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A badger?
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[laughing]
Oh, you're killing me, Fung.
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Kill. Ing. Me.
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[slurps]
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Mmm, this is... wow.
This is really good.
270
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- Did you make this?
- Yes. Do you really like it?
271
00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:41,797
Oh, yeah.
The noodles are so tender.
272
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,399
What is this, like, soo...
soo-soo...
273
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:47,269
"soo-zechoo-wan" style?
274
00:14:47,271 --> 00:14:50,305
[chuckles]
It's pronounced "Szechuan."
275
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:55,020
What?
Oh, so now I'm, like, stupid?
276
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Huh? Huh?
277
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- Huh?
- Uh, yeah.
278
00:14:57,781 --> 00:15:01,082
If the tiny, uncultured
brain fits, like, wear it.
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00:15:01,084 --> 00:15:04,452
[grunts]
280
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[screams]
281
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Ow!
282
00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,924
Yah!
283
00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:10,158
Ow!
284
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,359
Ow!
285
00:15:11,361 --> 00:15:13,695
[fighting grunts]
286
00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:17,465
- Uh...Easy, fellas, I, uh...
- Ugh!
287
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:18,700
[grunts]
288
00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:20,902
Oof!
289
00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:23,772
Yah!
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00:15:23,774 --> 00:15:29,544
Hey, ow!
Loser... guy.
291
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:33,281
- Don't be mad at Fung, Dad.
- I'm not.
292
00:15:33,283 --> 00:15:36,952
I'm mad at you for bringing
him here and upsetting Gah-ri.
293
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,855
Oh... now get out.
294
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,357
Out!
295
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,697
There, there...
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00:15:48,699 --> 00:15:51,499
Remember what they said
in meditation class.
297
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:54,135
Breathe.
298
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,131
[sniffles]
299
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,065
[wood creaking]
300
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,067
Aah! Ow!
301
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:13,071
- Darn it.
- Fung, what are you doing here?
302
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,307
I got another idea
how to get me back Gah-ri,
303
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,575
And you back your Dad.
304
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,644
Really? What is it?
What is it?
305
00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:20,946
Wait, is it illegal?
'Cause then you shouldn't tell me.
306
00:16:20,948 --> 00:16:22,814
Just come with me, okay, guy?
307
00:16:26,613 --> 00:16:28,935
[music]
308
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,824
Aah!
309
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:06,525
Aw...
310
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,593
All right. I'll be right back, guy.
311
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:10,562
- Keep a look out.
- Fine, just hurry.
312
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,439
Gah.
313
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,043
Oh!
[falling on stairs]
314
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,446
[chuckles]
315
00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:28,480
Oof!
316
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,719
- How'd it go?
- No problem.
317
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:35,354
[snickers]
318
00:17:35,356 --> 00:17:39,124
By morning, Gary will be back
on the wrong side of the law.
319
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:44,062
- Where did you get this?
- I-I have no idea.
320
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,633
That's the thief, officer. Ha!
321
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:50,687
So you're telling me you woke up
this morning, and the porcelain
322
00:17:50,688 --> 00:17:53,739
vase of Hongwu just magically
appeared at your bedside?
323
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,541
Ha, ha.
Do you think I'm a fool?
324
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:59,578
Sir, I...
Dad, I, uh...
325
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:02,127
I'll tell you what happened.
326
00:18:05,053 --> 00:18:07,886
- I took it.
- What?
327
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:15,310
Dad, what are you doing?
You didn't steal the vase.
328
00:18:15,312 --> 00:18:17,878
- Fung and I...
- Clam it, dough boy.
329
00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:19,714
[spits]
330
00:18:19,716 --> 00:18:23,318
- Now slam me in the clinker.
- Dad, stop it.
331
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,154
We planted the vase there
to try to frame Gah-ri.
332
00:18:26,156 --> 00:18:27,655
[gasps]
333
00:18:27,657 --> 00:18:30,592
No point trying to cover for
your father, Dragon Warrior.
334
00:18:30,594 --> 00:18:33,795
- But it's the truth!
- Come along, Mr. Ping.
335
00:18:33,797 --> 00:18:36,631
It's Chor Ghom prison for you.
336
00:18:36,633 --> 00:18:39,968
Oh, son. Please take care of
the noodle shop while I'm gone.
337
00:18:39,970 --> 00:18:43,304
- But... Dad.
- I was talking to Gah-ri.
338
00:18:43,306 --> 00:18:46,252
How could you?
339
00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,444
Well, that didn't work.
See ya, guy.
340
00:18:49,446 --> 00:18:50,678
Oof!
341
00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,180
Well, we got him into this mess,
342
00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:53,915
and we're gonna get him out of it.
343
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,984
Yeah. We... we can
get him out of there.
344
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:59,521
That's... totally cool.
345
00:18:59,523 --> 00:19:01,422
That's right, I'm bad.
346
00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:03,958
Don't do the crime if
you can't do the time.
347
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,863
- Hold it right there.
- What are you doing here?
348
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:13,001
I've come for my Dad.
He didn't steal that vase.
349
00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:17,038
Beat it or I'll open up a steaming
wok of whoop-butt on both of you.
350
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,008
Dad, okay, okay.
I know what I did was wrong.
351
00:19:20,010 --> 00:19:23,278
I messed up.
I thought you were trying to replace me.
352
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:28,283
What?
Of course I wasn't. Po...
353
00:19:28,285 --> 00:19:32,342
You'll always be my son.
354
00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,763
Thanks, Dad. So...
355
00:19:36,261 --> 00:19:38,226
Take me away, flat foot.
356
00:19:38,228 --> 00:19:40,361
What? Are you really
going to go to prison
357
00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:44,465
- just to teach me a lesson?
- Yes.
358
00:19:47,836 --> 00:19:51,506
Dragon Warrior, I order
you to step aside immediately.
359
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:55,176
Not without my father.
360
00:19:55,178 --> 00:20:00,582
That makes you a criminal as well.
Detain them!
361
00:20:00,584 --> 00:20:02,584
Aah!
362
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:05,820
[fighting sounds]
363
00:20:08,991 --> 00:20:10,225
Aah!
364
00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:14,195
Yah!
365
00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:15,863
Aah!
366
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,932
Ow!
367
00:20:17,934 --> 00:20:21,236
[grunting]
368
00:20:21,238 --> 00:20:22,998
Sorry, I... oof!
369
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:35,116
Gah!
370
00:20:35,118 --> 00:20:37,619
Aah!
371
00:20:37,621 --> 00:20:39,287
Oof!
372
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,125
Gah!
373
00:20:53,602 --> 00:20:54,802
Stop!
374
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:57,972
All: Huh?
375
00:20:57,974 --> 00:21:00,975
[all grunting]
376
00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:02,845
Aah!
377
00:21:05,781 --> 00:21:08,349
Gah, he said stop!
378
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,557
May I see that vase a moment?
379
00:21:22,564 --> 00:21:26,234
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Just as I suspected.
380
00:21:26,236 --> 00:21:28,102
This vase is a fake.
381
00:21:28,104 --> 00:21:31,857
These markings were made with
a Loki Qi Chi tool, which hadn't
382
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:35,610
been invented when the real
porcelain vase of Hongwu was created.
383
00:21:35,612 --> 00:21:39,180
Ooh, uh, yes, of course.
Ha, ha, I-I see your point.
384
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:41,416
I should've caught that myself.
385
00:21:41,418 --> 00:21:44,786
Well, uh, since no crime
has been committed...
386
00:21:44,788 --> 00:21:49,090
release him.
My apologies, Mr. Ping.
387
00:21:49,092 --> 00:21:52,836
- Dirty screw.
- Come, gents, we must away.
388
00:21:54,597 --> 00:21:57,799
Thanks for everything,
Mr. Ping, but...
389
00:21:57,801 --> 00:22:00,301
I think maybe I should be moving on.
390
00:22:00,303 --> 00:22:03,938
- I've got some things to sort out.
- Oh, okay, Gah-ri.
391
00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:06,341
But you always have a
room at the noodle shop.
392
00:22:06,343 --> 00:22:09,577
Uh, uh, provided Po's
not using it, of course.
393
00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:21,622
So... um...
any idea where you're headed?
394
00:22:21,624 --> 00:22:24,125
I mean, I could forward
your mail and stuff.
395
00:22:24,127 --> 00:22:26,027
Well...
396
00:22:27,730 --> 00:22:30,365
It's too bad that
vase isn't real, right?
397
00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:33,401
[chuckles]
We could've made a fortune.
398
00:22:33,403 --> 00:22:35,536
- It is real.
- What?
399
00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:38,090
- But you said...
- Fung. There's no such thing
400
00:22:38,091 --> 00:22:40,641
as a Loki Qi Chi tool.
I made it up.
401
00:22:40,643 --> 00:22:44,345
- Once a bandit, always a bandit.
- Does that mean you're coming back?
402
00:22:44,347 --> 00:22:47,915
If you'll have me. And you
promise to work on your temper.
403
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:50,418
What temper? Gah!
404
00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:54,524
Oh, that.
Yeah. Okay.
405
00:22:55,358 --> 00:22:58,493
- Shall we?
- After you.
406
00:22:58,695 --> 00:23:00,862
Oof!
[porcelain shattering]
407
00:23:01,064 --> 00:23:03,431
Gah-ri!
408
00:23:06,137 --> 00:23:09,563
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