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3x02 - War of the Noodles
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[traditional Chinese music]
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It's too many, Po.
It can't be done.
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Trust me, Dad.
I'm all pro.
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Order up!
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[scattered mumbling]
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[grunts]
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Ha!
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What did I tell you?
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Mr. Fessional. Comma pro.
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[chuckles]
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Did anybody get the wrong food?
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Huh.
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[explosion]
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Uh, you can sort it out.
Right-okay-thanks-bye!
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[scoffs]
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- Hundun!
- Dragon Warrior?
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- No, wait, this isn't...
- Hyah!
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I can explain with
words from my mouth.
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Oh, I suppose you're putting on
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a fireworks show for some kids?
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[screams] No!
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[all cheering]
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It is a fireworks show.
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For some kids who are children,
because they are young.
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Wait, how does this fit in
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with your whole getting
revenge on me thingie?
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My revenge is miniscule like a grain
of sand on a beach full of sand.
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This is to promote my new business.
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I'm opening a noodle shop...
of noodles.
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[bowl shatters]
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Something terrible has happened.
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And thanks to you,
I have you to thank for it.
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- Me?
- Yes.
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Remember when you came
to Chor Ghom prison
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- and taught us all your recipes?
- Well, yeah, but...
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You taught all our recipes
to a bunch of thieves?
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[chuckling] No.
Of course not.
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Some of them were kidnappers.
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- Oh, how could you do that?
- What? I was trying to, you know,
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rehabilitate them and junk.
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And it worked.
My life was a churning stew of rage
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that raged and churned like
a stew-filled rage churn.
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But you and your recipes
changed everything.
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I can never thank you enough.
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Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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- That may be enough.
- Uh, you're welcome... buddy.
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What were you thinking Po?
He's gonna steal all of my business.
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No, he won't Dad.
Your customers will stick with you.
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Nah, those beet heads.
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Give 'em some fireworks and
they'll do whatever you want.
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There's fireworks?
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[excited chatter]
[dishes break]
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Come on, Dad.
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Hundun is finally on the
path of non-criminalness.
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Listen to me, son.
People don't change.
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He says he wants to go straight
and I have to support him.
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He called me his friend.
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Now come on. Hundun invited
us to check out his shop.
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We are going to go and
we're going to be civilized.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The cleaver is not civilized.
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[defeated] Okay, let's go.
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- Hello?
- Hmm.
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If this isn't an evil headquarters
I don't know what is.
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Po. Mr. Ping.
Po.
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Your presence fills my
bursting heart like a field
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of flowers growing on a
sunlit field of daisies.
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Well, thank...
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I know you're up
to something, Hundun.
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[chuckles]
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Yes, I am.
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I'm up to... flavor!
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- Oh. Waiters?
- Yeah, waiters.
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Matching outfits?
Very classy.
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Please, try my dishes
on your taste buds.
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What are you playing at here, Hundun?
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We'd never stoop to tasting
some evil rhino swill.
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- Right, Po?
- Mmm.
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That's... oh, that's
just... oh, I love that.
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Mmm mmm mmm.
So good. Mmm.
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Come on, what's your fiendish secret?
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Where are those hidden weapons?
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There must be...
they must be right...
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[stammering]
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Ha!
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No.
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I bet...
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[knocks]
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Ha!
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Yes... darn.
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You have an evil plan, Hundun.
And I'm gonna prove it.
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- Come on, Po.
- Now? But it's so good.
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Po! Come on.
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[groans]
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Come again when you return again.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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Mmm, I really think
Hundun has gone straight.
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You know that hug he gave me?
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That was totally an
"I've gone straight" hug.
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Well, you could tell
'cause what... you know...
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and he was like... and then
the angle of his arms was more,
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kind of, like, up and...
it was, you know.
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It was kind of... yeah.
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Well, fine.
If you're not gonna help me,
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I'll uncover this nefarious
scheme all by myself.
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- Where are you going?
- To bust this case wide open.
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[music]
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Huh, there's no kung fu in noodles.
They're up to something.
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Huh.
Nobody likes a show with dinner.
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I love a show with dinner.
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[angry grunts]
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[explosion]
[children cheer]
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Remember, tell your parents
to try Hundun's noodle shop of noodles.
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And remember, fireworks every
day at noon. Around 12:00.
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Ah-ha.
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Yes, a hidden secret.
Bean buns recipe...
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Rice vinegar and honey.
Genius.
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[chews loudly]
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Mmm, wow.
These bean buns are awesome.
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- Did you change the recipe?
- Nothing.
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- What?
- There's no honey...
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I mean, I didn't put vin...
[stammering]
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- What are you accusing me of?
- What?
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Oh, that Hundun has
to be planning something.
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- He has to be.
- Maybe he's just running a restaurant.
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I mean, he certainly
picked a good location.
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I know, I almost bought
the place years ago.
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But it has a weak floor because of...
[gasps] the tunnel!
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- The tunnel?
- Oh, I remember it now, Po.
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It's built on top of
an old service tunnel
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that leads to the Jade Palace.
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- That does seem suspicious.
- Suspiciously evil.
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That rhino is gonna
attack the Jade Palace.
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That's...Not a
legitimate business model!
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I'm gonna check it out, Dad.
Where's this tunnel?
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Under the kitchen.
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[music]
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[glass shatters]
[grunts]
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Agh!
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[all grunting]
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[all grunting]
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[all groan]
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Yah... oof!
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Ooh!
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Whoa!
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- Hyah!
- Ooh!
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[yelps]
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Po? Why are you burgling me?
Why?
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Don't play dumb with me, Hundun.
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- I know about the tunnel.
- The what?
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The tunnel to the Jade Palace.
And I thought you'd gone straight.
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[grunts]
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Hyah!
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[groaning shakily]
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You hugged me with your lying,
lying hug! "Friend" you said.
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Some kind of friend you are.
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Po, I-I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Your hurtful words sting
like a thousand nettles
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- wrapped in a beehive of hurtful...
- Save it, Hundun!
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So I guess you don't
know about this tunnel?
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Oh, this is so very not a tunnel.
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That? The previous owners
filled it in years ago last month.
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Oh, and they did a
nice job. Very... solid.
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Heh.
Sorry I beat up your waiters.
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Won't do that again. Hyah! Ha!
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- Whoa! Po! Po!
- Oh, sorry, sorry.
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Sorry. Re... reflex.
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Heh. You're okay, right?
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I thought you trusted me.
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[voice breaking]
I thought we were... friends.
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Uh, we are. I...
I just thought...
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Look, look, I'll make
this up to you somehow.
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Just go. Leave my restaurant.
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Go, and stay not here.
Go elsewhere.
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[sobbing]
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Go! [crying]
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- So... I'm gonna go...
- Go! [sobbing]
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So did you bust Hundun?
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- Nope.
- Why not?
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Because he's innocent!
There's no tunnel.
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I broke into his place
in the middle of the night
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and beat up his waiters
for no good reason.
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All because of your paranoia, Dad.
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- Innocent?
- Yeah. And I really hurt his feelings.
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So I'm gonna bring
him this fruit basket.
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What do you think?
Too many pears?
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You can never have
too many pears.
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Wait, you're taking
a fruit basket to the guy
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who's trying to kill
your father's business?
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- He's not trying to...
- Grow up, Po!
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This town isn't big enough
for two noodle shops.
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Just look at the
breakfast crowd out there.
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- Whoa. Sparse.
- Hundun and I are locked
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in a life or death struggle for
customers, and I need your help.
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- Me?
- Yes. I need you to
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help promote my shop.
Nice likeness, huh?
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Great. But uh... first,
I need to go do...
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Son, you've got to choose...
Hundun or me!
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Well, I choose you, of course.
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Right after I give
Hundun this fruit basket.
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Po!
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Hey, there. Hundun?
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- Buddy. Buddy?
- Bah!
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Hmph!
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You are not welcome
in my establishment, sir.
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Aw, come on. As soon as
I found out I was wrong,
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I stopped hitting your waiters.
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Yes, and it hurt them.
A lot. It was hurtful.
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I know, I know. That's why I
brought you this fruit basket.
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- With pears?
- Maybe too many pears.
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You can never have too many pears.
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I know I let you down, but I
really want you to succeed here.
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Forgive me?
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Only if you help me get my
restaurant off the ground.
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Uh, help you... yeah.
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With the... huh...
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[sighs]
Whatever I can do to help.
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- Then I forgive you... friend.
- Awesome! [squish]
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Oh... I'll get you some more pears.
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Hundun's noodle shop.
Half off all soups!
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[whispering]
Please don't tell my Dad.
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- Po? Po.
- Unh!
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Eat at Ping's.
It's Ping-tastic!
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Nice work, son. Keep it up.
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Eat at Hundun's.
You can taste the rhino in every bowl.
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00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:17,899
- Po, one more thing.
- Aaa!
249
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:20,135
Huh!
250
00:15:28,978 --> 00:15:33,248
Oh, I forgot. Never mind.
251
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,817
Oh, wait, I remember.
252
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:39,921
Why did you put...
[blurting gibberish]
253
00:15:39,923 --> 00:15:42,557
[gasps]
Apple cart duck...
254
00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:44,659
- Wait, I'm not...
- You're dead to me.
255
00:15:44,661 --> 00:15:48,963
Except at lunchtime.
Here's a coupon.
256
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:52,433
Walk with me, son.
Sandwich boards are old news.
257
00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:56,504
I have even a better advertising idea.
258
00:15:56,506 --> 00:15:59,407
I dress Viper as a giant noodle!
259
00:15:59,409 --> 00:16:02,310
Brilliant, eh, what?
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
260
00:16:02,312 --> 00:16:05,446
Now, I need you to put
on a giant hand costume
261
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,448
and hold Viper up with giant chopsticks
262
00:16:07,450 --> 00:16:10,785
while singing Mr. Ping's
noodle theme song.
263
00:16:10,787 --> 00:16:14,122
- You have a...
- Also, I need you to write a theme song.
264
00:16:14,124 --> 00:16:17,325
Uh, sure, Dad. Heh.
You're my number one...
265
00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:21,162
Here's your stupid sign, Po.
It gave me a splinter.
266
00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:26,167
- Aah! Your sign?
- I...
267
00:16:26,169 --> 00:16:30,271
Obviously, this just means that
my only son has abandoned me,
268
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:34,943
[voice breaking] and I should give
up everything I ever cared for.
269
00:16:36,039 --> 00:16:39,981
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to beg Hundun for a job
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00:16:39,983 --> 00:16:45,220
- so I won't die penniless.
- Dad, no. Wait!
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00:16:47,056 --> 00:16:50,291
They won't have Mr. Ping
to kick around anymore.
272
00:16:52,394 --> 00:16:54,696
[wheels squeaking]
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00:16:56,697 --> 00:16:58,778
[music]
274
00:17:07,743 --> 00:17:09,244
That's the last of it.
275
00:17:09,246 --> 00:17:11,713
Ugh, thought we'd never
get that tunnel cleared.
276
00:17:11,715 --> 00:17:14,749
[gasps]
I knew it.
277
00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:19,821
Congratulations on your discovery,
278
00:17:19,823 --> 00:17:23,057
which shall be your last... discovery.
279
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,401
I tricked him with lies.
280
00:17:33,403 --> 00:17:36,037
It's all nice and tunnelly
now. See for yourself.
281
00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:39,607
Oh! Ow!
282
00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:43,945
Oh, my.
That's a lot of boom-boom.
283
00:17:43,947 --> 00:17:47,248
Yes, those fireworks
shows were the perfect cover
284
00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:50,785
to bring all this in.
I will destroy the Jade Palace
285
00:17:50,787 --> 00:17:55,523
in a furious, blazing maelstrom
of destructive fury and blaze.
286
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:58,259
So you're not gonna
put me out of business?
287
00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,595
Only the business of breathing.
288
00:18:00,597 --> 00:18:03,531
[gulps]
Let's go.
289
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:07,101
[snoring]
290
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:13,608
Dad, I have that noodle shop
theme song you asked for.
291
00:18:13,610 --> 00:18:16,577
Hear the legends of
Mr. Ping's noodle shop
292
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:18,613
[scatting]
293
00:18:18,615 --> 00:18:21,115
It's too late, Po. Because of you,
294
00:18:21,117 --> 00:18:26,029
- this is Hundun's noodle shop now.
- Dad!
295
00:18:27,324 --> 00:18:29,924
[sinister laugh]
296
00:18:29,926 --> 00:18:31,893
And you know what that means.
[thunder]
297
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:38,433
Po, I am your father.
298
00:18:38,435 --> 00:18:42,136
[ground rumbling]
299
00:18:42,138 --> 00:18:47,508
- Search your heart. Know it's true.
- Noooo...
300
00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,477
[roars]
301
00:18:49,479 --> 00:18:53,548
Aah! Oh... oh, man!
I gotta go apologize to Dad.
302
00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:03,858
[wheels squeaking]
303
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:06,294
So you use white and black pepper
304
00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:10,131
- in your hot and sour soup?
- And a hinty-hint of fennel.
305
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:14,035
Fennel. Oh, yes.
You're a genius.
306
00:19:14,037 --> 00:19:17,305
Uh, I mean, you'll
never get away with this.
307
00:19:17,307 --> 00:19:20,108
Ugh. Why does someone
always have to say that?
308
00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,943
Because you never get away with it.
309
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:23,678
But this time, my plan is foolproof.
310
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:24,879
[door booms open]
311
00:19:24,881 --> 00:19:28,983
It's not proof against this fool!
312
00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:33,521
- Uh, wait, does that...
- I told you he was still evil.
313
00:19:33,523 --> 00:19:36,391
I can't believe it.
I trusted you, Hundun!
314
00:19:36,393 --> 00:19:41,829
- I thought we were cool.
- Cool? After what you did to me?
315
00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:46,367
How could I be friends
with the one who did this?
316
00:19:46,369 --> 00:19:51,539
- Aw, come on, the horn thing again?
- Enough! Destroy him!
317
00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:59,714
[grunts, groans]
[music]
318
00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,218
[fuse sizzles]
319
00:20:04,220 --> 00:20:05,887
No!
320
00:20:11,427 --> 00:20:15,331
Aah!
321
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:21,002
[kung fu shouts, grunts]
322
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,941
Ah.
323
00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:28,976
Unh!
324
00:20:43,725 --> 00:20:44,992
Hyah!
325
00:20:46,261 --> 00:20:49,263
Unh!
326
00:20:49,265 --> 00:20:50,698
[straining]
327
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,567
[chuckles]
328
00:20:52,569 --> 00:20:55,003
Now, you just have a nice rest, Po,
329
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,438
while your Jade Palace burns up
330
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,702
in a flaming fireball of burning flame
331
00:21:00,703 --> 00:21:02,877
that's flaming and firebally.
332
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,115
Wait, rice noodles...
thick or thin?
333
00:21:07,117 --> 00:21:09,617
Thin in soups, thick in sauces.
334
00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:13,788
Panda, it's time to pan-die.
335
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:19,794
Po, I can't die now.
I have to revise my menu.
336
00:21:19,796 --> 00:21:24,132
I may not have been a
great son lately, Dad...
337
00:21:24,134 --> 00:21:28,603
but I won't let you die.
I won't!
338
00:21:28,605 --> 00:21:30,638
[ground rumbling]
339
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,373
[growls]
340
00:21:33,575 --> 00:21:37,678
Wa-dah! Dah...
341
00:21:39,815 --> 00:21:43,117
Aa... aah, oh, ooooh!
342
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:44,919
Thank you, Po.
343
00:21:44,921 --> 00:21:48,122
It's just too bad that
no-horned stink weasel got away.
344
00:21:48,124 --> 00:21:50,358
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
345
00:21:53,962 --> 00:21:57,865
[chuckles] And then I said,
"it's time to pan-die."
346
00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,895
Pretty funny, right? No?
347
00:22:01,371 --> 00:22:03,504
You don't... I thought
it was kind of clever.
348
00:22:03,506 --> 00:22:04,839
[whooshing]
Huh?
349
00:22:04,841 --> 00:22:06,874
[gasps]
Huh?
350
00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:09,510
Aah...
351
00:22:13,115 --> 00:22:16,817
[grunting]
352
00:22:16,819 --> 00:22:19,487
I hate you.
353
00:22:19,489 --> 00:22:22,223
[explosion]
354
00:22:22,225 --> 00:22:24,325
[fireworks popping, whistling]
355
00:22:24,327 --> 00:22:26,994
- Unh!
- Oh...
356
00:22:26,996 --> 00:22:29,063
Aah, unh!
357
00:22:29,065 --> 00:22:32,867
I'll get you someday, Po!
I'll get you!
358
00:22:32,869 --> 00:22:35,469
[explosion]
359
00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:37,405
Yeah, good luck with that.
360
00:22:37,407 --> 00:22:39,607
[explosions, whistles]
361
00:22:43,812 --> 00:22:46,914
[groans]
362
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:50,151
This hot and sour soup is
better than ever, Mr. Ping.
363
00:22:50,153 --> 00:22:51,352
How do you do it?
364
00:22:51,354 --> 00:22:54,589
Genius, my friend.
Sheer genius.
365
00:22:54,591 --> 00:22:56,424
- Hmm?
- What? Heh.
366
00:22:56,426 --> 00:23:00,430
I didn't say it was my genius.
367
00:23:02,806 --> 00:23:06,356
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