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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,738 --> 00:00:17,930 3x01 - Shifu's Ex 2 00:00:18,961 --> 00:00:22,128 Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! 3 00:00:22,130 --> 00:00:25,332 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! 4 00:00:25,334 --> 00:00:27,234 Raised in a noodle shop 5 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,969 never seeking glory or fame 6 00:00:28,971 --> 00:00:30,270 he climbed the mountain top 7 00:00:30,272 --> 00:00:32,439 and earned the Dragon Warrior name. 8 00:00:32,441 --> 00:00:33,807 Hu! Ah! Ya! 9 00:00:33,809 --> 00:00:35,575 Kung Fu Panda! 10 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:38,178 Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! 11 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:41,681 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 12 00:00:41,683 --> 00:00:45,218 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 13 00:00:45,220 --> 00:00:47,087 Kung Fu Panda. 14 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:49,990 Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! 15 00:00:49,992 --> 00:00:51,057 He lives, he trains 16 00:00:51,059 --> 00:00:53,760 and he fights with the Furious Five 17 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,462 protect the Valley somethin' somethin' 18 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:56,763 somethin' somethin' alive 19 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,064 Oh! Ah! Uh! 20 00:00:58,066 --> 00:01:01,099 Kung Fu Panda 21 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:03,169 Legends of awesomeness. 22 00:01:03,332 --> 00:01:04,432 Sweet! 23 00:01:06,034 --> 00:01:09,084 [wistful music] 24 00:01:09,912 --> 00:01:13,097 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:23,248 [all grunting] 26 00:01:24,450 --> 00:01:29,087 [exaggerated grunt] 27 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:32,657 And... one. 28 00:01:32,659 --> 00:01:34,859 [breathes heavily] 29 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:37,462 Ready, Master Shifu. All limbered up. 30 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,832 Good, panda, because I've prepared something special for you. 31 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:43,001 - Is it pudding? - It's not pudding. 32 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,604 It's a little something I like to call 33 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:49,107 "the ordeal of 100 arrows." 34 00:01:52,311 --> 00:01:54,245 [screams] 35 00:01:54,247 --> 00:01:57,015 [sighs] 36 00:01:57,017 --> 00:02:01,753 - Oh, a little teamwork action, huh? - I'm just going to demonstrate. 37 00:02:01,755 --> 00:02:03,888 - And I work better... - Oof! 38 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,124 Alone. 39 00:02:08,861 --> 00:02:11,229 [metal clinks] 40 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:27,045 That. Was. Awesome! 41 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:30,048 A true kung fu master keeps his composure 42 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:33,151 even in the most dire of circumstances. 43 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:36,921 - Master Shifu, it's Mei Ling! - Mei Ling? 44 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,090 Lock the doors! Man the gates! 45 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:43,728 - Double the guard! - Mei Ling? Oh no! 46 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:47,132 [gong rings] Full alert! Full alert! 47 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:50,001 - Master Shifu? - No, no talk to time. 48 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,471 Danger! Mei peril! Ling! 49 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:56,307 - It's Mei Ling! It's Mei Ling! - Who's Mei Ling? 50 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,977 No idea. 51 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,112 Come on! 52 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,014 [grunts] 53 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,684 - Master Shifu? - Hurry! 54 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,819 Battle stanctions! Combat ziptiks! 55 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:10,055 Razza frapsit! Razza frapsit! 56 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:13,458 You heard him, guys! Razza frapsit! 57 00:03:13,460 --> 00:03:16,995 [heavy knocking] 58 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:21,132 Mei Ling's here. New plan: Hide! 59 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:24,235 - Wow. He's terrified. - Me too. 60 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,270 Don't worry, monk. 61 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:28,073 Just gotta banish fear from our brain parts. 62 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,174 [deep breath] 63 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:33,044 Banish, banish banish, banish, banish. 64 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,347 All right, Mei Ling. 65 00:03:36,349 --> 00:03:39,684 Let's see what you got. 66 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:42,187 [battle cry] 67 00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,388 Wha...? 68 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:52,864 - Mistress Mei Ling. - Mm, razza frapsit. 69 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:57,001 Good to see you, Zeng. Miss me? 70 00:03:57,003 --> 00:04:00,472 Uh, maybe a little. 71 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:03,308 [inhales deeply] Ahh. 72 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:06,745 Mm, let me guess. Shifu's students, right? 73 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:12,851 Yeah, sorry, miss Ling, uh, you just missed Shifu. 74 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:17,689 - He's... not here. - Oh, such a shame. 75 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:22,193 I was hoping he'd be... hiding in that cabinet. 76 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,295 Gah! 77 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,531 Stay back! Don't come any closer. 78 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:32,837 - Why is Shifu so afraid of her? - Because I can do this. 79 00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:36,374 Yah! 80 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:40,378 [kung fu grunting] 81 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,849 Whoa. She's pretty good. 82 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,085 Yah! 83 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,554 [both grunting] 84 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:10,942 Shifu, you've really kept up your strength. 85 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:17,415 - Oh, I, uh... oof! - Men are so gullible. 86 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:20,919 - She beat Shifu. - [chuckles] I always do. 87 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:24,989 He never could bring himself to fight his own girlfriend. 88 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,593 Girlfriend? [faints] 89 00:05:30,429 --> 00:05:31,462 Girlfriend? 90 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:35,900 - Ex-girlfriend. And evil incarnate. - Mm, so dramatic. 91 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:42,106 But yes, I suppose I was a bit of a bad girl back in the day. 92 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,010 Shifu was a young prodigy. 93 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:49,647 I was a rogue kung fu master. 94 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:01,259 It was love at first fight. 95 00:06:01,261 --> 00:06:06,231 We became quite the item, but it couldn't last. 96 00:06:08,033 --> 00:06:09,267 [ding] 97 00:06:10,269 --> 00:06:11,970 [impacts] 98 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:12,704 [groans] 99 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,274 Shifu felt a higher calling. 100 00:06:16,276 --> 00:06:16,908 [grunts] 101 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:21,179 But I used kung fu as a way to make a living. 102 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:26,150 When I refused to change my ways, Shifu dumped me. 103 00:06:26,952 --> 00:06:29,120 He cared more about the honor of 104 00:06:29,121 --> 00:06:31,289 kung fu than he cared about me. 105 00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:32,390 That's not true. 106 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,393 I cared about you very much, it's just that... 107 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,327 Wait, I totally get it! 108 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,863 Mei Ling doesn't scare you because she can beat you, 109 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:43,501 she scares you 'cause you're afraid you still like her. 110 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,804 I, uh... 111 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,274 Po, that's ridiculous. 112 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:51,075 [all humming innocently] 113 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:56,147 Your mouth says "no", but your eyes say "don't mind if I do." 114 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,751 Forbidden love, so romantic! 115 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,555 Never. Mei Ling is a petty thief. 116 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:09,928 - That's what I came to tell you, Foofy. - Foofy? Oh ho ho, yeah! 117 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,163 I'm here because I want to change. 118 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:16,701 I want to follow the honorable path of kung fu 119 00:07:16,703 --> 00:07:20,505 - with you. - I... 120 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:23,708 I don't know what to say. - Sounds sincere to me. 121 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:24,309 Ugh! Aah! 122 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:28,413 Honor demands that I take you at your word...for now. 123 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:32,250 You may stay at the palace for a time. 124 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:36,621 But that doesn't mean I trust you. 125 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:40,158 Not now. Not ever. 126 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:52,170 [sighs] 127 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,872 [strumming sound] 128 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:57,976 China moon, I love you 129 00:07:57,978 --> 00:08:00,611 China moon, do do do 130 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:03,081 Stop. 131 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,117 Master Shifu. What a surprise. 132 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,919 Just casually sitting outside your door, 133 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:13,591 playing a love song to stir your inner wantings. 134 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,426 [strums] 135 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:20,612 - No more singing! - Ah, more of an instrumental guy. 136 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:23,935 [rapid strumming] 137 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,937 Hiya! 138 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:27,939 Silence is good too. 139 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:32,076 Master Shifu, I don't wanna get too personal, 140 00:08:32,078 --> 00:08:35,270 but you're alone. A lot. 141 00:08:35,305 --> 00:08:38,883 Why are you so afraid of getting close to someone? 142 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:43,588 - Out! - Oof! 143 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:45,790 Aah! 144 00:08:51,063 --> 00:08:53,331 [sighs] 145 00:09:04,676 --> 00:09:07,078 [checks breath] 146 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:15,453 I've come to apologize for my earlier behavior. 147 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,522 Having second thoughts about me? 148 00:09:17,524 --> 00:09:21,492 Let's just say I'd like to believe that you, uh, 149 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:25,930 - people can change. - Come inside and let's talk about it. 150 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:32,270 - Well, I really should be, uh... - Yes! 151 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:38,109 - So, um, I like your, uh, your room. - This is your palace, remember? 152 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,913 Oh, yes, yes, of course, I-it's that I... I live here, yeah. 153 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:45,349 Things weren't the same once you left, Foofy. 154 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:50,054 - I suppose I could understand how... - Things are going to be different now. 155 00:09:50,056 --> 00:09:53,991 I'm not letting you get away from me this time. 156 00:09:53,993 --> 00:09:57,495 How can you be so... 157 00:10:16,181 --> 00:10:18,349 Ugh! 158 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:21,085 Mei Ling? What have you done? 159 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,453 Relax, Foofy. 160 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:26,557 I'm just borrowing your body for a bit with this. 161 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:31,062 A Zhou Deng soul gem. No, you can't! 162 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,197 Hiya! 163 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,232 I'm sorry, my love. 164 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:38,903 I need your team to do something very dangerous for me, 165 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:43,908 and they'd never say no to their honorable Master Shifu, would they? 166 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:46,244 [evil laugh] 167 00:10:50,098 --> 00:10:52,266 [metal clanks] 168 00:10:52,268 --> 00:10:54,502 - Huh? - Get comfy, Foofy. 169 00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:57,038 You might be down here a while. 170 00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,742 - Mei Ling, I thought you cared for me. - Aw, Foofy, I do care. 171 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:05,179 But you've always been bound by the principles of honor and goodness. 172 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:08,416 It's always stood between us, but not for long. 173 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,185 - What do you mean? - You'll see. 174 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:12,219 [blows kiss] 175 00:11:12,221 --> 00:11:13,988 Later, handsome. 176 00:11:15,957 --> 00:11:17,558 Mei Ling! 177 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,928 Mei Ling! 178 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,964 Guys! 179 00:11:23,966 --> 00:11:27,401 Guys! I have the best news about Shifu and Mei Ling. 180 00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:29,370 You're going to mind your own business? 181 00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:30,905 [chuckles] Better. 182 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:34,608 I think Shifu may actually get back together with Mei Ling! 183 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,944 Might wanna slow down there, cheetah boy. 184 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,480 You're right, Mantis, don't wanna rush things. 185 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:44,452 Still, couldn't hurt getting a jump on planning the wedding. 186 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:45,953 I'm thinking we go with an autumn leaves thing. 187 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,024 Tigress, Viper, you'll be the flower girls 188 00:11:49,025 --> 00:11:52,093 and of course, I'll be Shifu's best man, right? 189 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:54,762 - Who else? I know. - Morning, team. 190 00:11:54,764 --> 00:11:58,999 - Time to get to work. - Uh, great... where's Mei Ling? 191 00:11:59,001 --> 00:12:01,168 Oh, that. Things didn't work out. 192 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:04,672 - That's what I'm tal... wait, what? - It just wasn't meant to be. 193 00:12:04,674 --> 00:12:08,342 Yes, Mei Ling is beautiful, exciting, and a little dangerous, 194 00:12:08,344 --> 00:12:11,011 but I'm too stodgy and unimaginative. 195 00:12:11,013 --> 00:12:14,949 True, but... I mean, I mean, how will you ever get over it? 196 00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,018 Aw, don't worry, chunky. I know just how to forget her, 197 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:21,756 by losing ourselves in a sweet, sweet caper. 198 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:23,524 - Hmm? - I mean mission. 199 00:12:23,526 --> 00:12:29,764 You know, mission thing with honor, for good and the like. 200 00:12:30,165 --> 00:12:33,534 The imperial jewels will be transported through town 201 00:12:33,536 --> 00:12:34,802 on their way to the capital. 202 00:12:34,804 --> 00:12:36,437 You will take out the guards, 203 00:12:36,439 --> 00:12:38,839 steal the jewels, and bring them back here. 204 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:42,777 Whoa! You want us to rob the imperial jewels? 205 00:12:42,779 --> 00:12:46,380 It's just a test. The Emperor's concerned about security 206 00:12:46,382 --> 00:12:49,650 and wants to make sure the jewels are heist-proof. 207 00:12:49,652 --> 00:12:53,254 - Oh, that makes sense. - Consider it done, Master Shifu. 208 00:12:53,256 --> 00:12:55,356 Thank you. Your support and friendship 209 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:58,259 means a lot to me, Tiger girl, 210 00:12:58,261 --> 00:13:01,762 Bug guy, and, uh, the rest of you. 211 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:04,598 - "Bug guy"? - Secret mission. 212 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,568 New nicknames. Shifu's back! 213 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,770 Come on, guys. 214 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,272 [chuckles] 215 00:13:11,274 --> 00:13:14,008 [grunting] 216 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,510 Can't quit. I've gotta stop her. 217 00:13:16,512 --> 00:13:20,781 China moon, I love you 218 00:13:20,783 --> 00:13:22,383 China moon 219 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,319 you love me too 220 00:13:25,321 --> 00:13:29,590 - Zeng! Zeng! - Yes, mistress Mei Ling? 221 00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:33,694 Uh, Master Shifu ordered me not to speak to you. 222 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:38,632 Then let me talk to one of the Five or even... Po. 223 00:13:38,634 --> 00:13:41,368 I can't. Master Shifu just sent them off on a mission. 224 00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:45,973 - Something about the imperial jewels. - So that's her game. 225 00:13:45,975 --> 00:13:49,009 Zeng, listen, Shifu's not Shifu. 226 00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:53,247 I am and she's me. Uh, I mean, I'm her, I mean... 227 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:59,687 - Um, I'll just keep sweeping. - Zeng, don't go. 228 00:13:59,689 --> 00:14:01,589 I'm so... lonely? 229 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:05,292 [uneasy] Please keep me company. 230 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:15,436 - You want me to keep you company? - Yes, uh, tell me all about Zeng. 231 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,472 Where do you see yourself in five years? 232 00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:22,910 Hopefully, far away from that ungrateful Shifu. 233 00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:25,779 Ungrateful! How dare... 234 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:31,085 I mean, tell me more, uh, handsome. 235 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:34,788 He's on my back every day. "Zeng, sweep the stairs! 236 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,191 "Zeng, draw my bath! "Zeng, find my buttons! 237 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:38,058 No, the other buttons." 238 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:41,095 But one day, I'm gonna look Shifu right in the eye 239 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,663 and I'm gonna say to him... 240 00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:45,065 [crack] Agh! 241 00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:50,204 - Men are so gullible. 242 00:14:50,206 --> 00:14:53,225 [gurgles] 243 00:14:53,342 --> 00:14:55,739 [music] 244 00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:01,982 We'll stop here. 245 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:06,620 [both scream] 246 00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:12,159 I don't know. This whole thing seems odd. 247 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,461 Don't be silly. Shifu knows what he's doing. 248 00:15:14,463 --> 00:15:17,464 Now come on, let's steal us some jewels. 249 00:15:17,466 --> 00:15:21,268 - How? Just fight our way in? - You're right, bug guy. 250 00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:22,736 We've gotta think like criminals. 251 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:26,507 We'll need stealth, cunning, wiriness, chicanery. 252 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,461 - We get the idea. - Yes, you do. 253 00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,645 Whoa! 254 00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:36,450 [grunting] 255 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:38,953 Halt! 256 00:15:40,622 --> 00:15:46,293 - So, fight our way in? - Works for me. 257 00:15:48,129 --> 00:15:50,331 Oof! 258 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,101 [battle cry] 259 00:15:54,869 --> 00:15:56,637 Ya... aah! 260 00:15:56,639 --> 00:15:58,973 Hey! [groans] 261 00:16:05,347 --> 00:16:05,913 Ooh! 262 00:16:05,915 --> 00:16:07,982 This is...ow!... Harder...ow!... 263 00:16:07,984 --> 00:16:10,150 Than I thought... ow! 264 00:16:10,152 --> 00:16:12,553 [fading scream] 265 00:16:14,289 --> 00:16:16,290 Come on. 266 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,462 Hiya! 267 00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:27,701 - Are we awesome thieves or what? - We're not done yet. 268 00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:30,871 We still have to get these jewels back to Shifu. 269 00:16:31,606 --> 00:16:33,707 [gasps] 270 00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:36,076 I'm too late. 271 00:16:40,882 --> 00:16:44,218 Stop, all of you! You don't know what you're doing. 272 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:46,587 Mei Ling! You've got a lot of nerve coming here 273 00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:48,155 after you broke Shifu's heart. 274 00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:52,159 - She's here to steal the jewels! - Get her. 275 00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,163 Listen, I'm not Mei Ling. 276 00:16:56,165 --> 00:17:00,601 - Right. Then who are you? Shifu? - Yes, I am Shifu. 277 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:04,705 Mei Ling used a Zhou Deng soul gem to switch bodies with me. 278 00:17:04,707 --> 00:17:05,939 You have to believe me. 279 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:09,376 I say we end her crime-committing, heart-breaking career once and for all. 280 00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:14,581 - Stop, don't make me fight you! - Lady, we're looking forward to it. 281 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,216 [battle cry] 282 00:17:23,491 --> 00:17:25,759 Hiya! 283 00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:29,997 [kung fu grunting] 284 00:17:41,876 --> 00:17:43,644 Oof! Aah! 285 00:17:47,082 --> 00:17:49,016 Wow, she is good. 286 00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:51,285 She obviously learned a lot from Shifu. 287 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:54,521 - She fights just like him. - I am Shifu! 288 00:17:57,625 --> 00:18:01,328 - Ready crossbows. - This ain't good. 289 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,359 Aim! Fire! 290 00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:11,105 [metal clinking] 291 00:18:11,107 --> 00:18:13,774 Huh? 292 00:18:30,425 --> 00:18:31,892 Reinforcements! 293 00:18:31,894 --> 00:18:33,627 [all grumbling] 294 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,730 - Shifu, it is you! - Master? 295 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:40,667 - Shifu's a lady. [chuckles] - It's a good look for you. 296 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:44,438 Mei Ling sure went to a lot of trouble to steal some jewels. 297 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,341 It's more than that. She thinks that by destroying the honor 298 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:52,112 of the Jade Palace, I'll have no choice but to come crawling back to her. 299 00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:54,948 - Whoa, that is devious. - [chuckles] Women. 300 00:18:54,950 --> 00:18:55,582 Ooh! Agh! 301 00:18:55,584 --> 00:18:59,219 We've got to get back and... [horn sounding] 302 00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:05,013 [music] 303 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:08,829 Razza frapsit! Razza frapsit! 304 00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:10,798 [horn sounds] 305 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:14,201 - Attack! [all shout] - What are we going to do? 306 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,776 Please, Master, I'm sorry I let Mei Ling get away. 307 00:19:22,778 --> 00:19:24,444 - Have mercy. - Keep plucking. 308 00:19:24,446 --> 00:19:28,348 I can't think with these ridiculous eyebrows. 309 00:19:30,485 --> 00:19:35,289 Chunky? And you others. Did you get the jewels? 310 00:19:36,457 --> 00:19:38,892 Whoa, hey, you caught Mei Ling. 311 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:42,830 You can drop the pretense. They know everything. 312 00:19:42,832 --> 00:19:45,833 I warn you, I've been to your armory and... 313 00:19:45,835 --> 00:19:46,500 What are you doing? 314 00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:50,037 The imperial army is right on our collective tails. 315 00:19:50,039 --> 00:19:54,575 - They think we're all traitors! - Like you wanted. 316 00:19:56,778 --> 00:20:00,615 I'm sorry, Foofy. I only wanted to get you back. 317 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,016 And the jewels. But mostly you. 318 00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:05,519 - Open up! Open up! - They're here! 319 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,354 And they sound mad! 320 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:09,022 - Open now! - Let us in! 321 00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:12,726 We can still get away. We'll be together, just like before. 322 00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:14,628 We'll never get away, Mei Ling. 323 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:18,265 But, for whatever it's worth, I-I realize now 324 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:23,203 that I was a fool to choose kung fu over you. 325 00:20:23,771 --> 00:20:29,509 Surrender or we'll burn this palace to the ground! 326 00:20:29,511 --> 00:20:34,381 I'm ready to face whatever happens because I've got you again. 327 00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,984 Oh, Foofy. 328 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,120 We can't hold them much longer! 329 00:20:41,155 --> 00:20:46,727 We'll never survive. How about... one last kiss? 330 00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:49,296 Of course, my darling. 331 00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,073 [gasps] 332 00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:03,110 You...you broke the spell. How? 333 00:21:03,112 --> 00:21:09,950 You let me get close enough to lift this. Not bad, huh? 334 00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:16,590 What's the difference now? The army, we'll be... 335 00:21:16,592 --> 00:21:19,526 [blows horn] [stomping] 336 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:20,928 Oh, hey. 337 00:21:20,930 --> 00:21:23,830 Thanks, guys. Very convincing. 338 00:21:23,832 --> 00:21:26,566 Happy to make up for the misunderstanding. 339 00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:32,105 You still love your precious honor more than you ever loved me. 340 00:21:32,107 --> 00:21:34,508 [kung fu grunting] 341 00:21:36,577 --> 00:21:40,814 We both know that you can't bring yourself to fight me. 342 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:42,816 True. But there are those 343 00:21:42,818 --> 00:21:47,487 that would be more than happy to oblige. 344 00:21:47,489 --> 00:21:50,757 - Hi there. - Oh, darn. 345 00:21:51,058 --> 00:21:53,750 [music] 346 00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,708 Master Shifu? [sighs] 347 00:22:00,709 --> 00:22:05,005 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry I butted into your personal life. 348 00:22:05,007 --> 00:22:07,574 Oh, I've already forgotten about that. 349 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:11,963 Oh, and I also forgot to mention that Mei Ling escaped on 350 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:14,348 her way to Chor Ghom prison. 351 00:22:14,350 --> 00:22:16,483 [spits] [excited] She did? 352 00:22:16,485 --> 00:22:18,318 That's... that's... 353 00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,620 [serious] uh, unfortunate. 354 00:22:20,622 --> 00:22:25,025 You totally still like her. Even after all that? 355 00:22:25,027 --> 00:22:28,662 I... [sighs] it's complicated. 356 00:22:28,664 --> 00:22:31,331 Ah, forbidden love. 357 00:22:31,333 --> 00:22:33,967 China moon, I love you 358 00:22:33,969 --> 00:22:37,004 China moon, you love me too 359 00:22:37,006 --> 00:22:38,839 China moon, y... 360 00:22:40,441 --> 00:22:43,777 Right. I'll just go now. 361 00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:55,533 [hums song] 362 00:23:06,047 --> 00:23:09,541 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 363 00:23:09,591 --> 00:23:14,141 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 26805

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