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2x22 - Mama Told Me Not to Kung Fu
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the Valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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[traditional Chinese music]
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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I need your full attention.
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The Iron Samara is a move that
requires focus and concentration.
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So if you don't want to
get hurt, pay attention.
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Crane. Po.
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Be right with ya,
stepped on a dumpling.
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[slurping]
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[sighs]
You two will go last.
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[neck cracking]
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[music]
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Very good.
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Excellent.
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[sighs]
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[grunting]
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Ooh, no...
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Ouch!
[grunting, groaning]
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Crane, if you'd done that in combat,
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someone could have gotten hurt!
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[distant yelling]
Someone did!
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Someone always gets hurt.
Kung fu isn't safe.
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It's just like my...
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like someone said.
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- I have to go.
- What? Where?
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[grunting]
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I'm resigning from the Furious Five.
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Ow!
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Good-bye, everyone.
Forever.
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What's...
Did he just...
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Crane!
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Hello.
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[sighs]
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Why do you want to leave
the Furious Five, buddy?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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- Come on, you can tell me.
- I said no.
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[inhales deeply]
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- Tell me.
- No.
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- Tell me.
- No.
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- Tell me.
- No.
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- Tell me.
- No.
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- Tell me.
- No.
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- Tell me.
- No... no!
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[gulping]
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I could do this forever.
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Is this how you want to
spend the rest of your life?
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[sighing]
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It's my mother.
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She's always been
kind of overprotective.
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She made me wear a full suit of armor
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till I was six years old.
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I wasn't allowed to run or
play, and she tied pillows
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to all the sharp corners in the house.
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She just didn't believe I
could take care of myself.
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But one day,
I snuck out and went to...
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a kung fu class.
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It was amazing.
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I knew right then it was
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what I wanted to do with my life.
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Of course, the class may have been
a wee bit advanced for me.
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[crashes, glass breaking]
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I don't know how my mom found out,
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but ever since then,
she's hated kung fu.
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The slightest hint of it gives her
dangerous heart palpitations.
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So I had to promise I
would never, ever, ever
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have anything to do with kung fu.
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- Whoa.
- Po, my mom has a weak heart.
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If she knew I was a kung fu
master, it would kill her.
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- Are you sure she doesn't know?
- Yes, 'cause she's not dead!
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In my letters, I've been
telling her that I-I...
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[sighing]
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manage an inn.
It's what she always wanted.
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Not, like, you own an inn?
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Or you own a bunch of inns,
or you invented inns?
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No. Mother believes in
keeping her expectations low.
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Anyway, I figured I could get away
with it 'cause she hates traveling.
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So I thought she'd never come to visit.
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- And now she's coming to visit!
- Huh?
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Oh, Po. What am I gonna do?
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Got it!
You don't have to quit.
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We'll just pretend
you're an inn manager.
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How long is she staying?
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Just for the day.
But it gets worse.
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I told her my inn is the Jade Palace.
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And that you and the Five work for me.
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And that Shifu is a poor,
underprivileged simpleton
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- who cleans the toilets!
- What?
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Yoo-hoo!
Son!
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Aaaaaah!
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Just keep her busy.
Go.
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Where are you?
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Oh, my baby!
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[laughing]
Let me look at you.
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[grunts]
Stand up straight.
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Oh.
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[giggling]
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- Mom.
- What is that, straw?
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- Mom...
- You need protection.
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You've always had such
a very fragile skull.
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I think I have
some shin guards in here.
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- My shins are fine.
- Listen, it's not your fault
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you're weak and delicate and brittle
like your father, rest his soul.
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[screams]
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Watch where you're going!
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You nearly took my son's head off.
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Oh, it's a good thing I'm
here to look out for you.
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So let's see this inn of yours.
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- Oh, uh, how about lunch first?
- Okay. Open wide.
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[gulping, gurgling]
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Mom!
I'm not a baby anymore.
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[gulping]
Oh.
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So suddenly someone's too
good to eat regurgitated food
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- out of his mother's mouth?
- Oh, mom.
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[gurgling]
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[music]
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The Lin Kuei.
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[growling]
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Get down!
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[all gasp]
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[whirring]
[all growling]
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[grunts]
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Hey, guys... wahh!
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[growling]
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[grunting]
Do-over?
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You guys can't be fighting in here.
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I gotta turn this place into an inn.
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Wa-yah!
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Whoa. You're fast.
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But flimsy.
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[groaning]
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Seriously, family emergency.
You guys really need to leave.
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[growling]
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- Who were they?
- The Lin Kuei,
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a band of nomadic wolves.
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Thieves and assassins,
trained from birth
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in the arts of stealth and combat.
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- Cool. What did they want?
- I don't know, but they'll be back.
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They don't give up easily.
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Well, since we're gonna be around
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guarding the Jade Palace anyway,
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we can all help out Crane, too!
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'Cause, uh...
[laughs]
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you'll never believe...
[laughs]
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what he told his mom.
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He told her what? [echoing]
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Did you really not hear me,
or are you just surprised?
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- The second one.
- You want us to pretend
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that the Jade Palace is an Inn?
And we work here?
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- And I'm a... a wh...
- An underprivileged simpleton.
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- I won't do it.
- Huh?
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I don't know, Po.
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- Does it have to be today?
- Sounds like a pain.
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Well, either we do it or
Crane quits the Furious Five.
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Come on, guys.
He needs us.
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Absolutely not. The Jade Palace
is built on complete honesty.
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What about when you made
up that "challenge day" thing?
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Or when you told me my
kung fu would improve
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if I wore a bucket on my head?
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The first one was
to teach you a lesson.
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And the second one was hilarious.
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Master Shifu, Crane's
mother has a weak heart.
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If she finds out the truth,
it could kill her.
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[sighs]
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And over here, uh, we
have the tailor's shop.
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Uh, they do really
excellent work there...
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Oh, when am I
going to see your Inn?
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Wha... oh, the Inn, right.
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You know, the thi... it's being cleaned,
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and, uh, I-I don't know
when it's gonna be done...
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- We're going there. Right now!
- What? Mom...
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No! Wait!
Mooom!
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No, no, no, no, no, no...
you can't go in.
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The floor could be wet.
Uh, from mopping.
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- Unsafe.
- Oh, that's nonsense.
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- Hmm!
- Huh?
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- Howdy, boss.
- Right this way, Mrs. Crane.
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Ohh.
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Well, look at that.
Oh! This place is wonderful!
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- Afternoon, sir.
- This must be your beautiful...
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[screams]
[snap]
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Oh, Crane.
I'm so very proud of you.
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Of course, I'd be proud of
you no matter what you did...
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as long as it wasn't kung fu!
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[chuckling]
But that's ridiculous.
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[laughs]
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Because you're so frail.
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I'm not really that frail, mom.
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Oh, everybody is just
how you described them.
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[whispering] Except, I thought
you said the tiger was a girl.
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And you must be little Shy-Fu!
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[loud, deliberate]
Hello, Shy-Fu!
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I am Crane's mommy.
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[whispering loudly]
Does he understand words?
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He's so cute.
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Look at him.
You just want to eat him up.
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Would you like some bean paste?
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Ooh.
You carry bean paste with you?
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Are you some kind of super-mom?
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I thought I better bring some.
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Crane gets a little whiny
when his blood sugar's low.
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[whining]
I do not!
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Ahh. A guy could get
used to a smell like that.
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Oh, you're all so nice.
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Since you insist,
I'll stay one more day.
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All: What?
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I, uh, I didn't...
uh, that's not what I...
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No! You can't!
Where would you stay?
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Here in the Inn, of course.
I mean, it's an Inn, isn't it?
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[all dejected]
Yes.
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Well, take my bag.
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[clears throat]
Take. Bag.
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[low, droning]
Take. Bag.
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So, where's my room?
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Uh...
What are we gonna do?
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We can't put her in the barracks.
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But there's no beds
in the Jade Palace.
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There's one...
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Uh, Shifu's room.
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Let me show you to your room, ma'am.
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This way, little fellow.
Chop-chop.
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[chuckles uneasily]
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Eh-uh...
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Idiots!
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A few kung fu masters
should be no match for you.
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It was the one who calls himself
the Dragon Warrior, sir.
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He was just too strong.
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Too strong for you, maybe.
But not too strong for Heilang!
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This is where the
shadow crowns are kept.
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Whoever wears these crowns
will become invisible.
251
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,980
They were once the source
of the Lin Kuei's power,
252
00:14:19,982 --> 00:14:23,617
but they were stolen
from us centuries ago.
253
00:14:23,619 --> 00:14:24,584
Wahh! [grunts]
254
00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:26,753
I will have them back.
255
00:14:26,755 --> 00:14:30,991
With them, we will be unseen.
And unbeatable.
256
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:35,429
And we will have our vengeance
against those who stole them.
257
00:14:35,431 --> 00:14:38,765
[laughing triumphantly]
258
00:14:39,851 --> 00:14:42,186
Oh, this place is wonderful.
259
00:14:42,188 --> 00:14:44,488
Thank you, son.
This is lovely, just lovely.
260
00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:48,926
Great. Well, if you need
anything, just let me know.
261
00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:50,594
[chuckles]
I'm just, uh,
262
00:14:50,596 --> 00:14:55,933
making sure the beans
are still, uh... pasty.
263
00:14:55,935 --> 00:14:59,937
- Okay. Good night, mom.
- Good night, son.
264
00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:06,176
[sighs]
265
00:15:06,178 --> 00:15:06,577
Whoa.
266
00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:10,914
And where's the
simpleton supposed to sleep?
267
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,050
You can bunk with me.
We'll tell ghost stories.
268
00:15:13,052 --> 00:15:16,186
I'm not bunking with anyone.
I'm taking your room.
269
00:15:16,188 --> 00:15:22,693
No, I'm taking Crane's room.
It's cleaner.
270
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:27,264
[sniffles]
271
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:28,599
[coughs]
272
00:15:28,601 --> 00:15:32,035
Water.
273
00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:33,937
[snoring softly]
274
00:15:33,939 --> 00:15:39,481
Aww, he's all tuckered out.
My poor, feeble baby.
275
00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:43,213
Well, I'll just find some water myself.
276
00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:48,886
Agh. That pool should really
have a fence around it.
277
00:15:59,163 --> 00:16:01,532
[growling]
278
00:16:04,202 --> 00:16:06,904
Ahem.
279
00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:09,573
[all growling]
280
00:16:09,575 --> 00:16:13,410
Oh, you must be the night porters.
281
00:16:15,146 --> 00:16:17,381
- Yes?
- I'm thirsty.
282
00:16:17,383 --> 00:16:21,184
- Water. My room.
- Um...
283
00:16:21,186 --> 00:16:22,286
Yes?
284
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:29,126
Uh, would you mind staying right there
with the light for one moment?
285
00:16:29,128 --> 00:16:29,927
Thank you, ma'am.
286
00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:33,830
We'll bring that water
to your room right away.
287
00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:37,768
Well, see that you do.
288
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,773
[chuckling]
289
00:16:42,775 --> 00:16:45,342
[laughing triumphantly]
290
00:16:48,112 --> 00:16:50,380
Huh? Wha...
Mom, why are you up?
291
00:16:50,382 --> 00:16:53,617
Don't worry. That nice wolf is
going to bring me some water.
292
00:16:53,619 --> 00:16:56,653
Oh, nice wolf. That's good.
293
00:16:56,655 --> 00:16:57,921
[gasps]
294
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:02,259
- Did you guys hear something?
- I think the Lin Kuei are back.
295
00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:03,794
You're right.
296
00:17:06,230 --> 00:17:09,332
They've stolen the shadow crowns.
297
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,401
Excellent deduction.
[grunts]
298
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:14,104
Hello?
Where's my water...
299
00:17:15,673 --> 00:17:18,775
Get out!
We're under attack!
300
00:17:18,777 --> 00:17:21,745
Crane... Crane!
Ohh, my heart!
301
00:17:21,747 --> 00:17:24,627
It... uh, it's okay, mom!
Uh, I-I just, um...
302
00:17:24,662 --> 00:17:28,318
Um, little Shifu is
playing kung fu master again!
303
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,388
Oh, right!
And, uh, we should play along.
304
00:17:31,390 --> 00:17:34,658
So as not to tax his simple mind.
305
00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:40,197
Rahh!
306
00:17:40,199 --> 00:17:40,831
Look! I'm, uh,
307
00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:43,867
pretending to hit the bad guy.
[grunting]
308
00:17:43,869 --> 00:17:45,869
- Hit, hit...
- [grunting] Stop that...
309
00:17:45,871 --> 00:17:48,405
Now he's, uh...
[grunting] kicking me...
310
00:17:48,407 --> 00:17:51,508
in the tenders!
Ow, ow, ow...
311
00:17:51,510 --> 00:17:52,876
Oh!
312
00:17:55,113 --> 00:17:57,180
Idiots!
Don't use your chain hammers,
313
00:17:57,182 --> 00:17:59,316
they give away your position!
314
00:17:59,318 --> 00:18:00,717
Who said that?
315
00:18:00,719 --> 00:18:03,587
Oh, it was, uh, me.
[laughs] Uh...
316
00:18:03,589 --> 00:18:05,222
[mimicking Heilang]
Not now, my minions!
317
00:18:05,224 --> 00:18:10,460
We must show these, uh, Inn
employees the error of their ways!
318
00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:14,131
[grunts]
319
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:19,970
- Pretend concussion...
- What's going on?
320
00:18:20,638 --> 00:18:23,040
Shifu's pretending to
fight invisible bad guys
321
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:26,643
- and we're playing along.
- Uh... wait, what?
322
00:18:35,586 --> 00:18:37,554
Iron Samara!
323
00:18:41,592 --> 00:18:44,061
[grunts]
Missed.
324
00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:50,967
This doesn't look so...
uh, pretend.
325
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:51,635
[grunting]
326
00:18:51,637 --> 00:18:55,205
- You must be the Dragon Warrior.
- And you must be
327
00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:56,506
not a fan of brushing your teeth.
328
00:18:56,508 --> 00:18:59,109
Ugh... seriously, what's
the point of being invisible
329
00:18:59,111 --> 00:19:02,245
if I can find you by smell?
330
00:19:04,182 --> 00:19:06,083
[grunts]
331
00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:13,790
So, no one left but the birds.
332
00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:17,694
Son!
Is this really happening?
333
00:19:17,696 --> 00:19:18,628
Yes.
334
00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,430
[choked scream]
335
00:19:21,365 --> 00:19:25,001
And I suggest you tell
your son to surrender.
336
00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:26,503
[grunting]
337
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:29,372
Mom!
Let go of her!
338
00:19:29,374 --> 00:19:30,907
[laughs]
339
00:19:30,909 --> 00:19:36,079
Or what?
You can't fight what you can't see!
340
00:19:36,081 --> 00:19:38,381
Huh?
[rapid heartbeat] Ohh...
341
00:19:38,383 --> 00:19:40,450
Uh...
342
00:19:43,654 --> 00:19:47,791
But you can fight what you can see!
343
00:19:50,561 --> 00:19:52,829
[grunts]
344
00:19:59,303 --> 00:20:01,104
Chain hammers!
345
00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:20,791
Get out.
346
00:20:20,793 --> 00:20:22,859
[laughs]
347
00:20:22,861 --> 00:20:25,662
I just defeated your Dragon Warrior.
348
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:27,964
Why would you think
you can beat me?
349
00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:32,569
Because nobody's mean
to my mommy!
350
00:20:35,773 --> 00:20:39,142
[grunts loudly]
351
00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:05,335
Crane! You...
you're a kung fu master!
352
00:21:05,337 --> 00:21:06,570
I'm sorry! I couldn't tell you!
353
00:21:06,572 --> 00:21:09,706
I'm sorry! I'll never
do kung fu again, ever!
354
00:21:09,708 --> 00:21:12,276
Ever! I promise!
355
00:21:12,978 --> 00:21:16,346
Nonsense!
You were incredible!
356
00:21:16,348 --> 00:21:18,648
And...
you saved my life.
357
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:23,453
So you're not having a heart attack?
358
00:21:23,455 --> 00:21:26,656
What, this?
This is pride.
359
00:21:26,658 --> 00:21:29,426
But you said you never
wanted me to do kung fu.
360
00:21:29,428 --> 00:21:32,596
Because I thought you'd get hurt.
But look at you.
361
00:21:32,598 --> 00:21:35,298
Who knew you were gonna get so good?
362
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:39,769
For so many years I thought
you were weak and fragile.
363
00:21:39,771 --> 00:21:46,543
- Can you ever forgive me?
- Of course, mom.
364
00:21:51,349 --> 00:21:55,018
Thank you all for
making me feel so welcome.
365
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,353
- Take care.
- Great to meet you.
366
00:21:56,355 --> 00:21:58,588
- Have a safe trip.
- Come again!
367
00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,659
Good-bye, Crane's mom.
368
00:22:02,661 --> 00:22:05,695
It was so kind of
you to visit us, ma'am.
369
00:22:05,697 --> 00:22:07,030
[kiss]
Aww.
370
00:22:07,032 --> 00:22:12,102
[loud, deliberate]
Thank you, little Shy-Fu!
371
00:22:13,471 --> 00:22:16,273
Good-bye, son. Come visit me.
372
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:18,942
I will. Good-bye, mom.
373
00:22:21,946 --> 00:22:26,082
Well, that could have been worse.
Sort of.
374
00:22:26,084 --> 00:22:29,786
Master Shifu, I am sorry
things got so out of control.
375
00:22:29,788 --> 00:22:35,325
If it's okay, I'd like to
un-quit the Furious Five.
376
00:22:35,327 --> 00:22:37,460
- Very well.
- Let that be a lesson to you, Crane.
377
00:22:37,462 --> 00:22:40,664
[scoffing] Honesty is
always the best policy.
378
00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:43,533
Wasn't pretending the
Jade Palace was an Inn
379
00:22:43,535 --> 00:22:45,268
your brilliant idea, Po?
380
00:22:45,270 --> 00:22:48,939
[chuckling] Well, I don't know
if it was a brilliant idea.
381
00:22:48,941 --> 00:22:52,042
- Cunning maybe, but I dunno...
- Good, you'll have plenty of time
382
00:22:52,044 --> 00:22:54,644
to figure it out while
you two run up and down
383
00:22:54,646 --> 00:22:58,915
the Jade Palace stairs
a 100 times as punishment.
384
00:22:59,717 --> 00:23:04,006
- Not a brilliant idea.
- Definitely not.
385
00:23:06,289 --> 00:23:09,604
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