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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,476 --> 00:00:10,455 2x08 - Present Tense 2 00:00:18,962 --> 00:00:22,129 Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! 3 00:00:22,131 --> 00:00:25,333 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! 4 00:00:25,335 --> 00:00:27,235 Raised in a noodle shop 5 00:00:27,237 --> 00:00:28,970 never seeking glory or fame 6 00:00:28,972 --> 00:00:30,271 he climbed the mountain top 7 00:00:30,273 --> 00:00:32,440 and earned the Dragon Warrior name. 8 00:00:32,442 --> 00:00:33,808 Hu! Ah! Ya! 9 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:35,576 Kung Fu Panda! 10 00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:38,179 Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! 11 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:41,682 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 12 00:00:41,684 --> 00:00:45,219 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 13 00:00:45,221 --> 00:00:47,088 Kung Fu Panda. 14 00:00:47,090 --> 00:00:49,991 Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! 15 00:00:49,993 --> 00:00:51,058 He lives, he trains 16 00:00:51,060 --> 00:00:53,761 and he fights with the Furious Five 17 00:00:53,763 --> 00:00:55,463 protect the Valley somethin' somethin' 18 00:00:55,465 --> 00:00:56,764 somethin' somethin' alive 19 00:00:56,766 --> 00:00:58,065 Oh! Ah! Uh! 20 00:00:58,067 --> 00:01:01,100 Kung Fu Panda 21 00:01:01,371 --> 00:01:03,170 Legends of awesomeness. 22 00:01:03,461 --> 00:01:04,693 Sweet! 23 00:01:06,315 --> 00:01:09,316 [asian-style guitar solo] 24 00:01:10,118 --> 00:01:13,155 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 25 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:19,650 [laughter] 26 00:01:19,652 --> 00:01:21,153 Gotcha. 27 00:01:26,524 --> 00:01:30,660 Okay, everybody. 28 00:01:30,662 --> 00:01:33,897 We're gonna have many, many, many people here 29 00:01:33,899 --> 00:01:35,665 for the winter festival feast. 30 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:38,668 Lots of out-of-towners this year, 31 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:41,671 like Xiao Niao, Li Tang, and Difan Liu. 32 00:01:41,673 --> 00:01:43,807 - Yay! - Welcome. 33 00:01:43,809 --> 00:01:46,076 Now since we're inviting the Kung Fu masters here, 34 00:01:46,078 --> 00:01:48,511 There are going to be a lot of mouths to feed. 35 00:01:48,513 --> 00:01:51,982 So I want to thank the Furious Five for volunteering to help. 36 00:01:51,984 --> 00:01:54,307 - I didn't volunteer. - You weren't there when 37 00:01:54,308 --> 00:01:55,885 Shifu passed around the sign-up sheet, 38 00:01:55,887 --> 00:02:00,123 so I wrote your name in. You're welcome. 39 00:02:00,325 --> 00:02:04,160 Well, we got a lot of work to do. So let's all get to it. 40 00:02:04,162 --> 00:02:09,566 - Great. Now, Po, if you could... - I'm on it, Dad. 41 00:02:13,938 --> 00:02:15,505 Po? [startled yell] 42 00:02:15,507 --> 00:02:17,640 - Your father needs you. - Uh, just a minute. 43 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:20,243 - Almost done. - With what? 44 00:02:20,245 --> 00:02:21,778 Hang on. [grunts] 45 00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:23,013 This! 46 00:02:23,015 --> 00:02:26,282 Every year I make my Dad a winter festival present. 47 00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:30,120 - [flatly] A boomerang? - No, it's a spoon. 48 00:02:30,122 --> 00:02:32,455 - That's a spoon? - It's a... 49 00:02:32,457 --> 00:02:34,557 I couldn't find a straight piece of wood, and... 50 00:02:34,559 --> 00:02:37,961 You guys all make such a big deal out of this holiday, 51 00:02:37,963 --> 00:02:41,998 and you're giving your Dad that? 52 00:02:42,300 --> 00:02:46,736 Um, yeah. But, I mean, it took me a long time to... 53 00:02:46,738 --> 00:02:48,138 - Carve it. - Hey Po! 54 00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:49,806 I need more sesame seeds! 55 00:02:49,808 --> 00:02:52,677 Uh, I'm on it, Dad! 56 00:02:54,679 --> 00:02:56,880 Sesame seeds, sesame seeds. 57 00:02:56,882 --> 00:03:00,550 If I was a sesame, where would I... oh, my gosh! 58 00:03:00,552 --> 00:03:03,953 Dad got me the nunchuks I've been wanting forever! 59 00:03:03,955 --> 00:03:06,289 Solid silver! Perfectly balanced! 60 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:10,193 [kung fu shouts] 61 00:03:16,167 --> 00:03:19,035 Oh, man. Tigress is right. 62 00:03:19,037 --> 00:03:22,005 How's Dad gonna feel when I give him this? 63 00:03:22,007 --> 00:03:24,074 [gasps, cries] 64 00:03:24,076 --> 00:03:26,742 You're no son of mine. 65 00:03:29,713 --> 00:03:32,433 Oh, man. Dad deserves more than 66 00:03:32,434 --> 00:03:36,219 my lousy homemade spoon. I got to get him something better. 67 00:03:36,221 --> 00:03:37,754 Tigress and Xiao Niao, 68 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:39,456 I need you to wrap up some little presents 69 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:43,359 - I got for everyone. - Yay! I love helping. 70 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:46,629 Don't you love wrapping presents? It's so creative. 71 00:03:46,631 --> 00:03:48,631 [bubbly giggle] 72 00:03:48,633 --> 00:03:50,467 We are not going to get along. 73 00:03:50,469 --> 00:03:53,736 Hey, viper! I need... whoa! 74 00:03:53,738 --> 00:03:55,371 Sweet necklace. 75 00:03:55,373 --> 00:03:59,976 I know, right? Don't you love it? 76 00:03:59,978 --> 00:04:03,079 It looks like an old apple core. 77 00:04:03,081 --> 00:04:05,915 [laughs] You're funny! 78 00:04:05,917 --> 00:04:07,552 [giggles] I get it. 79 00:04:09,254 --> 00:04:10,420 Oh, thank you, son. 80 00:04:10,422 --> 00:04:11,955 - Now if you could... - I'm on it, Dad. 81 00:04:11,957 --> 00:04:15,326 [softly] Need your help. 82 00:04:16,328 --> 00:04:18,027 [laughs] 83 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:19,696 Whoo! 84 00:04:19,698 --> 00:04:22,031 Viper, you have to help me get my Dad a present 85 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:23,666 as awesome as the one he got me. 86 00:04:23,668 --> 00:04:26,035 All I did was carve him a lousy spoon. 87 00:04:26,037 --> 00:04:30,373 Po, what's important about a gift is that it comes from your heart. 88 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:34,611 A handmade spoon is a lovely... oh. Wow. 89 00:04:34,613 --> 00:04:37,480 Yeah, let's hit the marketplace. 90 00:04:37,482 --> 00:04:41,417 [overlapping chatter] 91 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:44,487 Po, what does your Dad love more than anything else? 92 00:04:44,489 --> 00:04:47,824 - Besides you. - Well, that'd have to be cooking. 93 00:04:47,826 --> 00:04:50,326 So why don't we look for something cooking-related? 94 00:04:50,328 --> 00:04:54,464 See, this is why I needed you. You are the master! 95 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:57,167 - Some chopsticks? - Uh, too cheap. 96 00:04:57,169 --> 00:04:59,836 - A bamboo steamer? - He's got, like, 300 of 'em. 97 00:04:59,838 --> 00:05:02,472 A rice baller? [scoffs] 98 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,675 [gasps] 99 00:05:05,677 --> 00:05:08,378 It's... it's beautiful. 100 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:10,947 It's the most beautiful wok-shaped thing I've ever seen. 101 00:05:10,949 --> 00:05:12,916 It's perfect! Perfect, perfect, perfect! 102 00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:14,350 Dad will love this! 103 00:05:14,352 --> 00:05:17,287 - How much is it? - For you, 500 yuan. 104 00:05:17,289 --> 00:05:20,957 [stutters] 5-5-5-500 yuan! 105 00:05:20,959 --> 00:05:25,261 Do I look like someone who has 500 yuan? 106 00:05:25,463 --> 00:05:27,030 No, sir, you do not. 107 00:05:27,032 --> 00:05:30,300 Can I interest you in some pre-owned chopsticks? 108 00:05:30,302 --> 00:05:33,736 - Where am I gonna get... - 500 yuan! 109 00:05:33,738 --> 00:05:38,441 500 yuan reward for the capture of this escaped convict. 110 00:05:38,443 --> 00:05:41,644 - Constable Hu, can I see that? - Certainly, Dragon Warrior. 111 00:05:41,646 --> 00:05:44,981 I'd go after the scoundrel myself but I seem to have developed... 112 00:05:44,983 --> 00:05:48,184 [grunts] a bit of a paper cut. 113 00:05:48,186 --> 00:05:50,853 [gasps] It's Shengqi. 114 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:52,889 He's a Kung Fu master from Muchang township. 115 00:05:52,891 --> 00:05:55,358 They say he could have been one of the greatest ever. 116 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,796 Shengqi is definitely not someone you want to mess with, Po. 117 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:01,533 Maybe not. 118 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:06,770 But my Dad deserves an awesome winter festival present. 119 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:09,672 - I'll do it. - Excellent, sir. 120 00:06:09,674 --> 00:06:11,107 Best of luck to you. 121 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:15,211 - Po, are you sure about this? - That wok ain't gonna buy itself. 122 00:06:15,213 --> 00:06:19,148 Next up, Muchang township. 123 00:06:23,454 --> 00:06:29,225 Okay. This is either Muchang township or the South Sea. 124 00:06:29,227 --> 00:06:31,794 Excuse me. Is this Muchang? 125 00:06:31,796 --> 00:06:34,864 Why yes it is. You here for the winter festival feast? 126 00:06:34,866 --> 00:06:36,332 - Well, I... - Hey, everybody! 127 00:06:36,334 --> 00:06:38,501 We got company! [overlapping chatter] 128 00:06:38,503 --> 00:06:40,970 It's so nice to have a fresh face around here. 129 00:06:40,972 --> 00:06:43,906 Oh, hi. How are you? Welcome to our village. 130 00:06:43,908 --> 00:06:45,708 It's so nice to have you with us. 131 00:06:45,710 --> 00:06:47,210 [overlapping chatter] 132 00:06:47,212 --> 00:06:50,413 We hardly ever get strangers in town for the winter festival. 133 00:06:50,415 --> 00:06:51,714 [laughs] Great to meet you all. 134 00:06:51,716 --> 00:06:53,983 Actually, I'm just looking for Shengqi. 135 00:06:53,985 --> 00:06:56,552 But did I hear something about dumplings? 136 00:06:56,554 --> 00:06:57,887 [silence] 137 00:06:57,889 --> 00:07:01,124 Hey, uh... [chuckles] where'd the happy faces go? 138 00:07:01,126 --> 00:07:02,392 Now you're all, like, frowny 139 00:07:02,394 --> 00:07:05,261 and your eyebrows are all smooshed down and stuff. 140 00:07:05,263 --> 00:07:07,330 Hey, leave Shengqi alone! 141 00:07:07,332 --> 00:07:09,565 - Shengqi's a good guy! - He didn't do anything! 142 00:07:09,567 --> 00:07:11,968 [deep voice] There's only two ways this can go down... 143 00:07:11,970 --> 00:07:16,005 either we smash you to a pulp, or... uh... 144 00:07:16,007 --> 00:07:20,343 well, now that I think about it there's only just the one way. 145 00:07:24,635 --> 00:07:27,136 - Leave Shengqi alone! - Shengqi's a good guy! 146 00:07:27,138 --> 00:07:28,771 Shengqi didn't do anything! 147 00:07:28,773 --> 00:07:30,206 [chuckles] 148 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,808 I'm sure you guys are only trying to protect a friend, 149 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:36,779 so I have to warn you, I'm the Dragon Warrior! 150 00:07:36,781 --> 00:07:40,716 Sure. And I'm the Emperor. 151 00:07:40,718 --> 00:07:44,654 [overlapping kung fu shouts] Ow! 152 00:07:44,656 --> 00:07:47,657 [grunts] [screams] 153 00:07:47,659 --> 00:07:50,660 [screams] [screams] 154 00:07:50,662 --> 00:07:51,794 - Hiyah! 155 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:54,497 [grunts] 156 00:07:54,499 --> 00:07:56,832 [overlapping shouts] 157 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:59,769 [screams] 158 00:08:03,574 --> 00:08:04,907 Waa! 159 00:08:04,909 --> 00:08:07,410 [grunts] 160 00:08:07,412 --> 00:08:08,744 Wait. What? 161 00:08:08,746 --> 00:08:11,614 - Want to see it again? - Hiyah! 162 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:14,717 I can keep doing this all day. [grunts] 163 00:08:14,919 --> 00:08:16,986 [clang] 164 00:08:16,988 --> 00:08:20,523 Believe me now, emperor not previously believing? 165 00:08:20,525 --> 00:08:24,026 Okay, maybe you're the Dragon Warrior a little bit. 166 00:08:24,028 --> 00:08:26,295 But you won't get any information out of us. 167 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:29,966 And I am not pointing out Shengqi's hut over there. 168 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:32,835 Thanks. 169 00:08:32,837 --> 00:08:35,871 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. 170 00:08:35,873 --> 00:08:36,808 [clang] 171 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,781 Hah! [whines] [crash] 172 00:08:45,783 --> 00:08:48,118 Knock, knock. 173 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:50,288 Huh. 174 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:56,292 Ha-ha! Prints of the foot-ish variety. 175 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:04,267 [humming] 176 00:09:04,268 --> 00:09:07,570 There! Mine's a bird. What's yours? 177 00:09:07,572 --> 00:09:09,705 Geometrically perfect. 178 00:09:09,707 --> 00:09:11,474 So do you have all your presents ready? 179 00:09:11,476 --> 00:09:12,942 I love to make things for people. 180 00:09:12,944 --> 00:09:15,711 - Do you make presents or buy them? - I don't give presents. 181 00:09:15,713 --> 00:09:18,114 Well, it's not all about presents. There's also gifts. 182 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:20,149 Not to mention making the Tang Yuan dumplings 183 00:09:20,151 --> 00:09:21,584 and eating the Tang Yuan dumplings 184 00:09:21,586 --> 00:09:23,853 and maybe making some more Tang Yuan dumplings. 185 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:29,028 I don't like the winter festival, okay? It's a waste of time. 186 00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:32,028 And I love the singing. 187 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:34,730 Hey, I know what you need to get in the holiday spirit. 188 00:09:34,732 --> 00:09:38,501 - Please don't say a sing-along. - A sing-along! 189 00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:43,305 Though winter snows may fall and chill us to the bone 190 00:09:43,307 --> 00:09:47,443 a warmth with spread from toes to head from family and home 191 00:09:47,445 --> 00:09:50,312 la la la la... 192 00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:55,518 [tense music] 193 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,295 Shengqi! 194 00:10:07,464 --> 00:10:10,399 Stop, Shengqi! You're going back to prison. 195 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:11,668 Whoa-oh! 196 00:10:24,981 --> 00:10:26,716 [shouts] 197 00:10:26,718 --> 00:10:29,618 Come on. Don't you want to go back to Chor Ghom? 198 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:32,455 [grunting] 199 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,156 I hear they're putting in a swimming pool! 200 00:10:34,158 --> 00:10:35,424 Yah! 201 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,260 What do you care if I go back to jail? 202 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,863 I care about justice. And honor! 203 00:10:40,865 --> 00:10:42,531 And I need the reward money 204 00:10:42,533 --> 00:10:44,800 to get my Dad a better winter festival present. 205 00:10:44,802 --> 00:10:46,869 [growls] 206 00:10:46,871 --> 00:10:48,771 Seriously, will you look at this thing? 207 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:52,141 I can't give this to my Dad! 208 00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:57,012 - You can hardly even tell it's a spoon. - That's a spoon? 209 00:10:57,014 --> 00:11:01,617 [grunting] 210 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,853 Wah! 211 00:11:04,455 --> 00:11:05,722 Hah! 212 00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:08,390 Hah! Wah! 213 00:11:08,392 --> 00:11:10,227 [groans] 214 00:11:11,229 --> 00:11:13,195 Please, don't turn me in! 215 00:11:13,197 --> 00:11:16,800 My daughter. I must keep my promise! 216 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,103 Uh, let me explain. 217 00:11:21,105 --> 00:11:25,509 You see, I was the bodyguard of duke Pingjun. 218 00:11:26,611 --> 00:11:29,845 All was well until last year's winter festival. 219 00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:33,315 Duke Pingjun was holding a feast for his wealthy friends. 220 00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:35,785 An enormous mooncake was served. 221 00:11:35,787 --> 00:11:38,087 But one of the serving girls slipped., 222 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:41,291 and the cake was ruined. 223 00:11:42,293 --> 00:11:46,095 Furious, the duke went to slap the girl. 224 00:11:49,699 --> 00:11:51,967 That girl was my daughter. 225 00:11:51,969 --> 00:11:53,469 [squish] 226 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:55,104 [laughter] Embarrassed before his guests, 227 00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:57,273 he accused me of assault 228 00:11:57,275 --> 00:12:01,010 and had me locked away in Chor Ghom prison. For life. 229 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:03,813 And that was the last time I saw my daughter. 230 00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:07,716 I promised I'd get back to her for the winter festival. 231 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,288 That's a sad story. 232 00:12:12,290 --> 00:12:14,757 Almost as sad as my present for my Dad. 233 00:12:14,759 --> 00:12:17,393 [chuckles] Take it from a father, Po. 234 00:12:17,395 --> 00:12:19,962 It's not how nice the present is that matters. 235 00:12:19,964 --> 00:12:23,732 As long as it comes from the heart. 236 00:12:26,703 --> 00:12:32,441 - Plus, that spoon really isn't that bad. - Yeah, I guess. 237 00:12:32,443 --> 00:12:35,578 Wait. This spoon is so that bad! 238 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,013 You're just lying to me so I'll let you go. 239 00:12:38,015 --> 00:12:39,281 No, I... 240 00:12:39,283 --> 00:12:43,552 You probably don't even have a daughter, lying mcfibberson! 241 00:12:43,554 --> 00:12:45,588 [grunts] [screams] 242 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:48,724 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 243 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:49,725 [grunts] 244 00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:53,762 - How about I throw you a rope? - That'd be great. 245 00:12:53,764 --> 00:12:54,997 Not so great. 246 00:12:54,999 --> 00:12:57,099 I'm sorry you don't believe me, Po. 247 00:12:57,101 --> 00:13:01,604 You seem like a good guy, but I have a promise to keep. 248 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:06,108 What? To go, like... hit a guy? 249 00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,610 Oh, man. 250 00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:11,714 Now I'm gonna have to give my Dad this stupid spoon-erang. 251 00:13:11,716 --> 00:13:16,051 Wait a second. Spoon-erang? 252 00:13:16,053 --> 00:13:18,320 [grunts] 253 00:13:18,322 --> 00:13:19,722 Now work your magic! 254 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,190 [spoon plops] [grunts] 255 00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:23,158 Aah! 256 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,094 [rumbling] 257 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:28,097 [screams] ow-ho-ho-ho. 258 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:31,200 Inconvenient rock placement. 259 00:13:31,202 --> 00:13:35,771 [groans] 260 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:41,477 Stupid spoon. Shengqi, I'm coming for you. 261 00:13:41,479 --> 00:13:45,114 [groans] 262 00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:49,218 When the chill wind blows then everybody knows there's a... 263 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:52,822 Will you give it a rest already? 264 00:13:53,524 --> 00:13:55,524 That's why I can't stand this holiday! 265 00:13:55,526 --> 00:13:57,960 All this happy family stuff! 266 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,163 - You shouldn't have gotten her started. - Same speech every year. 267 00:14:01,165 --> 00:14:03,299 The presents and the singing and the Tang Yuan. 268 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,234 I can't stand Tang Yuan dumplings. 269 00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:07,069 They're gluey and you never know what they're filled with. 270 00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:09,738 And I never had a family feast, and I never got presents, 271 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:13,242 because I don't have a family like you do. 272 00:14:13,244 --> 00:14:14,376 [crack, strings resonate] 273 00:14:14,378 --> 00:14:18,382 I don't have a family. I'm all alone. 274 00:14:20,384 --> 00:14:24,453 The only present I'm getting this year is one of these party favors. 275 00:14:24,455 --> 00:14:28,223 All I have are... my memories. 276 00:14:29,859 --> 00:14:33,396 I'm gonna go make the Tang Yuan. 277 00:14:34,398 --> 00:14:37,333 You really think you don't have a family? 278 00:14:48,812 --> 00:14:49,979 What's up? 279 00:14:49,981 --> 00:14:51,981 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Dragon Warrior here. 280 00:14:51,983 --> 00:14:54,550 [sighs] Thank goodness you're here, Dragon Warrior. 281 00:14:54,552 --> 00:14:56,018 He's tearing us apart. 282 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:57,987 - Who? - Shengqi. 283 00:14:57,989 --> 00:14:59,521 [screams, grunts] 284 00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,090 You got to do something. 285 00:15:01,092 --> 00:15:03,759 It's my turn next. I can't do it. 286 00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:05,928 You can have the reward. I don't care. 287 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:08,063 Please! Just don't make me go up there. 288 00:15:08,065 --> 00:15:09,498 [sobs] I can't. 289 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,687 Gah! 290 00:15:10,688 --> 00:15:12,468 All right, all right, all right! 291 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,169 Great. We're all behind you. 292 00:15:14,171 --> 00:15:18,174 Except, you know, from down here. Where it's safe. 293 00:15:18,476 --> 00:15:21,543 [tense music] 294 00:15:27,651 --> 00:15:31,286 [ice crackling] [grunts] 295 00:15:35,358 --> 00:15:36,727 Ah! 296 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:42,564 Oh! That would have hurt. 297 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,134 And so will this! Hiyah! 298 00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:46,702 [whines] 299 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:51,343 Oh, god. Aah! 300 00:15:51,345 --> 00:15:54,982 [kung fu shouts] 301 00:15:56,984 --> 00:16:00,519 [kung fu shouting] 302 00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:19,805 Sorry, Shengqi. My Dad's present is more important 303 00:16:19,807 --> 00:16:23,108 than your pretend promise to your imaginary daughter. 304 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,243 [grunts] She's real. 305 00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:26,145 Everything I've told you is the truth. 306 00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:29,114 Yeah, ri... Wait a minute. 307 00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:31,983 I've seen that necklace. 308 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:36,688 Shengqi, I... 309 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,490 Whoa! 310 00:16:38,492 --> 00:16:40,325 [screaming] 311 00:16:40,327 --> 00:16:42,961 Hang on, I... [grunting] 312 00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:45,831 [groans] 313 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:49,468 Will you just... 314 00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:53,906 [screams] 315 00:16:53,908 --> 00:16:55,841 [grunts] 316 00:16:58,478 --> 00:17:01,046 [groans] 317 00:17:06,052 --> 00:17:08,887 - Now listen to me... - Thanks, Dragon Warrior. 318 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,190 We'll take it from here. [chains clink] 319 00:17:11,192 --> 00:17:13,025 [whines] 320 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:14,560 - But... - And here's your reward. 321 00:17:14,562 --> 00:17:16,496 500 yuan. 322 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:24,736 Oh, Po. It's just what I always wanted. 323 00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,905 You're the most generous, loving, most perfectest son 324 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:29,675 a father could ask for. 325 00:17:30,077 --> 00:17:33,212 Uh, Dragon Warrior. You can take your reward and go now. 326 00:17:33,214 --> 00:17:36,148 Huh? Oh, yeah. 327 00:17:43,256 --> 00:17:44,791 [sighs] 328 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:55,968 [sighs] 329 00:17:56,270 --> 00:17:58,170 Sorry, Dad. 330 00:17:58,172 --> 00:18:01,740 Hey, guys! Happy winter festival! 331 00:18:01,742 --> 00:18:03,842 [all gasping] 332 00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:06,812 [joyful muttering] 333 00:18:06,814 --> 00:18:08,146 Come on, let's get... 334 00:18:08,148 --> 00:18:10,215 - Hey! - Ahh. 335 00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:14,119 - Ah... - Both: [scream] 336 00:18:14,121 --> 00:18:15,857 They're gone! 337 00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:20,292 [chuckles] You know, I'm starting 338 00:18:20,294 --> 00:18:23,328 to think this spoon isn't so bad after all. 339 00:18:23,330 --> 00:18:24,730 [cracks] 340 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:27,866 [screaming] 341 00:18:27,868 --> 00:18:29,635 [grunt] 342 00:18:29,637 --> 00:18:32,437 [grunts] Stupid spoon. 343 00:18:32,439 --> 00:18:35,440 - Po, why did you do that? - 'Cause you're coming with me. 344 00:18:35,442 --> 00:18:39,145 A little winter festival surprise. 345 00:18:39,747 --> 00:18:43,549 [overlapping chatter] 346 00:18:43,851 --> 00:18:46,084 Welcome to the winter festival. 347 00:18:51,758 --> 00:18:53,525 Oh, where is he? 348 00:18:53,527 --> 00:18:56,695 It's not like Po to be late for the winter feast. 349 00:18:56,697 --> 00:18:59,798 Or really any food-related event. 350 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,136 Oh! [laughs] 351 00:19:04,138 --> 00:19:08,774 [string resonates repeatedly] 352 00:19:08,776 --> 00:19:12,813 - Um, hi. - Hi. 353 00:19:14,415 --> 00:19:18,150 I thought about what you said. You're right. 354 00:19:18,152 --> 00:19:20,819 I do have a family. [laughter] 355 00:19:23,656 --> 00:19:26,124 Look, I know that presents aren't the point of the holiday, 356 00:19:26,126 --> 00:19:28,493 but I thought it'd be nice 357 00:19:28,495 --> 00:19:32,130 if you got something more than a party favor. 358 00:19:32,132 --> 00:19:34,232 [gasps] 359 00:19:34,234 --> 00:19:37,302 [laughs] 360 00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:40,038 I love it! 361 00:19:45,278 --> 00:19:48,847 If only my father was here to see it. 362 00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:51,783 [overlapping chatter] 363 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,938 Okay, your name is Shu Fen, and you're 364 00:19:56,939 --> 00:19:59,257 a traveling ladder salesman from Hubei, 365 00:19:59,259 --> 00:20:01,893 whose caravan was destroyed by a tornado outside... 366 00:20:01,895 --> 00:20:05,497 - Po, what is all this for? - Because I'm sneaking you in. 367 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:10,303 - Why? - To see your daughter. 368 00:20:11,305 --> 00:20:12,804 [sighs] 369 00:20:12,806 --> 00:20:14,306 [gasps] 370 00:20:14,308 --> 00:20:18,944 - Daddy! - Shengqi, stop! 371 00:20:18,946 --> 00:20:21,680 By the authority of the Emperor's seal, I... 372 00:20:21,682 --> 00:20:24,649 Get out of the way, knucklehead! Shengqi was framed. 373 00:20:24,651 --> 00:20:28,253 [gasps, whines with joy] 374 00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:30,856 [sighs] 375 00:20:30,858 --> 00:20:33,291 - Daddy. - Mmm. [sighs] 376 00:20:33,293 --> 00:20:34,626 [giggles] 377 00:20:34,628 --> 00:20:38,830 [sobs] I haven't seen my daughter in years. 378 00:20:38,832 --> 00:20:43,435 Ever since she ran off to Xinjiang with that amateur magician. 379 00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:44,770 Oh. Uh... 380 00:20:44,772 --> 00:20:47,472 Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay. 381 00:20:47,474 --> 00:20:51,260 If what you say is true, Po, I'll petition the imperial 382 00:20:51,261 --> 00:20:55,046 magistrate to overturn Shengqi's sentence. 383 00:20:55,048 --> 00:20:57,115 Yay! 384 00:20:57,317 --> 00:21:01,319 [sobs] Now, let's go inside. 385 00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:04,022 [sobs] I need some pudding. 386 00:21:04,024 --> 00:21:05,290 Sure thing, buddy. 387 00:21:05,292 --> 00:21:07,761 [pounding footfall] 388 00:21:09,763 --> 00:21:12,297 Oh, Po! Where have you been? 389 00:21:12,299 --> 00:21:14,199 - It's a long... - Come, come. 390 00:21:14,201 --> 00:21:16,468 I have something for you. 391 00:21:16,470 --> 00:21:20,372 With all the preparations today, I didn't have time to wrap your present. 392 00:21:20,374 --> 00:21:23,442 - Here you go, son. - Oh, my heavens! 393 00:21:23,444 --> 00:21:27,012 It is the nunchuks which I have been wanting forever! 394 00:21:27,014 --> 00:21:28,180 Heh. 395 00:21:28,182 --> 00:21:31,116 Thanks, Dad. 396 00:21:37,023 --> 00:21:40,358 Um... so how did the Tang Yuan turn out? 397 00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:41,726 Not too gluey? 398 00:21:41,728 --> 00:21:45,964 Eh... don't you have anything... for me? 399 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:52,571 Um, I know it's a little lumpy. But here. 400 00:21:52,573 --> 00:21:54,673 I'm sorry it isn't something better! 401 00:21:54,675 --> 00:21:57,544 What could be better than this? 402 00:21:58,946 --> 00:22:01,179 But isn't it kind of a piece of junk? 403 00:22:01,181 --> 00:22:03,548 Of course not, Po. It's from you. 404 00:22:03,550 --> 00:22:06,685 [laughs] I keep all your presents right here 405 00:22:06,687 --> 00:22:11,857 in my collection. I'll treasure these forever, son. 406 00:22:11,859 --> 00:22:17,162 - Just like I treasure you. - I treasure you too, Dad. 407 00:22:17,164 --> 00:22:20,031 So... you really like my handmade spoons? 408 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:22,400 These are spoons? 409 00:22:22,402 --> 00:22:25,804 [murmuring, nibbling] 410 00:22:29,408 --> 00:22:31,843 Everyone! I'd love to break in 411 00:22:31,845 --> 00:22:33,778 this beautiful new ruan Tigress gave me, 412 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:38,684 with a good old-fashioned winter festival sing-along. 413 00:22:38,986 --> 00:22:43,321 - When neither fire... - Hey, it's a sing-along. Sing! 414 00:22:43,323 --> 00:22:48,160 still those we love and cherish most will chase the chill away 415 00:22:48,262 --> 00:22:52,770 When neither fire nor warm attire can hold the cold at bay 416 00:22:52,856 --> 00:22:57,495 still those we love and cherish most will chase the chill away 417 00:22:57,596 --> 00:23:01,363 will chase the chill away. 418 00:23:06,038 --> 00:23:08,911 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ addic7ed.com ~ 419 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:13,320 Happy Holidays to everyone! Your Addic7ed team. :) 420 00:23:13,370 --> 00:23:17,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30718

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